Does it have to be shitty? Will I be castigated if I post something good here?

I'm not sure I would go as far as calling it shitty, but some of the code in my sound processing/effects package is a little messy:
http://oceanbase.org/data/files/synth-20061128.tar.gz

Here's what I wrote about it: "Synth (November 28, 2006) is a collection of programs for generating and changing audio, meant to be connected with pipelines. Nothing too fancy, but a great swiss army knife for sound, since you can pipe its output right into a sound card. Includes gain, panning, delay, limiter based on soft saturation, compressor, a basic reverb, and filters." Also, unlike most of my stuff, I made sure it compiles fine on Windows and Linux, so try it.