>>645 see https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1431720556/359
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#10 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11a https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
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#11c https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367731900/
#12 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/
MORON LARP
>>221 Haven't transcribed that far yet. Zappa's a challenge.
stomach is churning is it a fart or not
I'm all about that bonk.
Skulls spook me out, and the idea of human remains in museums and academic collections and the like also does not enthuse me, but
Osterby Man looks pretty fuckin' metal, if he was flying around wisecracking like Morte maybe I could tolerate that
flay flay ganbare saikou
I started reading about geology on wikipedia again...
How does anyone manage to get a virus from touhou?
I want to fuck that badger.
Adorno was right. Humanity is fucked.
Clonepa or Superman?
>>493
In terms of raw physical attributes, Solid Snake has the edge. Despite being in his late 40s or early 50s in recent games, he maintains an athletic physique and impressive physical conditioning from years of special forces training. Sam Fisher is also in excellent shape for his age, which is late 40s-early 50s as well, but Snake canonically possesses greater strength, stamina, and hand-to-hand combat prowess. Both are exceptional marksmen with a wide variety of firearms, but Snake has engaged in direct firefights more often throughout his career.
However, Sam Fisher's forte is stealth and subterfuge. He is a master of infiltration, covert movement, and gathering intel without being detected. Thanks to his background in Third Echelon's research and development of new stealth technologies, Fisher has access to spy gear beyond what is ordinarily available like vision augmentation, non-lethal weaponry, and sophisticated communications equipment. He is incredibly difficult to detect and can neutralize threats silently from the shadows.
Solid Snake relies more on guerrilla tactics, close quarters combat training, and improvisation when stealth fails. While still highly skilled in stealth operations, direct combat is more in his wheelhouse compared to Fisher. His missions have also frequently placed him in open battle scenarios where all-out fights were inevitable. However, Snake makes up for any technological disadvantages with intense willpower, vast experience, and a tendency to turn any environment or object into a makeshift weapon.
>>496
Gotta go with Godzilla. Assuming no crazy hijinks from the EVA suit like doing that apotheosis shit that shifts reality. Assuming it's just a semi-conscious mecha vs kaiju I would say that it'd end up with Shinji and Godzilla teaming up to beat Destoroyah. EVA suits themselves can get blown up and die, and since big G can take out shit like mechagodzilla it doesn't seem the primary threat.
So Godzilla vs Destoroyah will probably end with godzilla just barely winning with help.
>>498
The God Emperor from 40k vs The God Emperor from Dune.
>>503
Highly dependent on the circumstances. If I can arm myself and confront the sluggish dragon as it digests a fresh kill, I think I've got a decent chance. If we're both dropped into a sand pit in prime condition to wrestle it out bare-handed (or bare-clawed in the dragon's case), I'm getting gruesomely torn to chunks.
In the absence of any information about the match, I will not wager money on my own survival.
>>504
Friend (20th Century Boys) vs every Kemono Friend (Kemono Friends)
Pack in another cheeseburger, lardo!
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Jesus was a fat man.
Or maybe that was Budda.
Burger King to return to Japan after 5 years (18)
1 Name: Όρρρi OΦOjρρρ½ : 1993-09-4855 11:18 [Del]
NEW YORK \ Burger King Corp said Friday that it will return to the Japanese market in 2007 after a five-year absence. Burger King Corp CEO John Chidsey said the company will tie up with Lotte Co and Revamp Corp, which will operate the fast food outlets under license agreement.
They plan to open 100 Burger King stores over five years from 2007. Chidsey said Japan is important to Burger King's international development strategy. Burger King has more than 11,000 outlets around the world, of which 90% are franchises. Burger King pulled out of Japan in 2001 in the wake of weak sales and a price war with McDonalds.
U.S. doughnut brand Krispy Kreme is also heading for Japan, Lotte and Revamp having already opened their first such store in Tokyo on Friday.
2 Name: Όρρρi OΦOjρρρ½ : 1993-09-4855 12:02 [Del]
i don't live in japan.
3 Name: Όρρρi OΦOjρρρ½ : 1993-09-4855 13:36 [Del]
Can we have MOS Burger in America nao plox?
Coincidentally, I'm heading out for a burger RIGHT NOW.
I lost soooo much weight when I came to university, thanks to not eating very well (due to lack of money and cooking skills) combined with a lot of hard drug use. I still have a wee paunch but my girl says she likes it anyway...
Fat people are essential to societies with state-run pension systems, and sometimes great to societies with socialist medicine.
Since they drop dead 15 years earlier than thinner people who eat health food and use the gym, that means that over time the actual number of doctor visits lower, and the amount of time qualified to receive a state-funded pension is up to 15 years less as well.
It's not OK to be fat.
However, it is OK to necropost a bunch of forgotten threads.
anfauglith
scissoring
french electro guy cool album cover jean pierre
komugitan noise wall
"🍑💨"
"sneed and a haircut"
fundoplication
james joyce letters to wife
Greta Thunberg breast size
"let ass cling together"
mampy
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( E-E) That French cop is right. The rioters ARE vermin that smell bad and eat garbage and burn stuff that doesn't belong to them because they're too stupid to express themselves in a more constructive manner.
( E-E) people who use based/cringe speak should be lined up and shot
( E-E) Everybody who disagrees with my corporation provided government approved opinions needs to die.
( E-E) everybody should experience a drug induced psychosis at least once
( E-E) I realize what the syndicates wanted were nothing short of selling out, but Bill Watterson should have merchandised a little. The children yearn for the merch.
( E-E) Neo-Kantians should be put in the electric chair
( E-E) Steven Moffat is a one trick pony, and it's not even a particularly good trick. Remember Sherlock? I sure don't.
( E-E) I generally want a really left wing anarchist world. But if I am to be forced to live under a state, I feel the least uncomfortable under a republican led state. Republicans are idiots and never scream about how white people are evil, nor do they raise my taxes.
( E-E) I hang out on tranny boards where I can post about my schizophrenia induced paranoia of my own body parts without being detected and receive validation and support. They actually think I am one of them. Its really quite endearing.
( E-E) I constantly worry about if a certain particular Ukrainian girl died from the war.
( ί ί) Optimism!
( ί ί) Dokkoi Sho! Dokkoi Sho! Dokkoi dokkoi dokkoi sho!
( ί ί) Wasshoi wasshoi wasshoi wasshoi!
( ί ί) I got to wear mittens this morning!
( ί ί) I got paid! I'm a hundredaire again!
( ί ί) I got a virus from a copy of Touhou 6.
( ί ί) I haven't watched TV in five years!
( ί ί) I havenft watched YouTube in almost a month
( ί ί) Bisexuality!
( ί ί) Drinking denatured alcohol!
( ί ί) normativity in metaethics
Cute girl warmly inviting you into her cute new thread.
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Cute girl falling asleep of undiagnosed narcolepsy while conning a supertanker away from a vulnerable reef
Cute girl who fucking sucks at everything and is a complete worthless failure that everyone looks down upon.
Cute girl who is shy asking if she can borrow your charger
Cute girl still looking for that odaxelagnia blog post where they spelled 'lolicore' as 'EDGYcore'
Cute girl eating cold baked beans out of the can
Cute girl with cum on her face
Cute girl with cum on her mind.
Cute girl whofs all out of bubble gum
Cute girl who came here to get her ass kicked
I raise up
to only fall down
drown in the tears of the wallyb
for it is you that will have to be
TONIGHT
Suckin me off in the bathroom
Stuffin my ass with his dong
Fillin me softly with his cum
Fillin me
Softly
With his cum
Spendin my whole life
With his schlong
Fillin me softly
With his cuuuuUUUuuuuUuuUUUUuuuummm
piss on the floor.
shit on the door.
when you get bored then just do it some more.
my rhymes are piss poor
I cannot be ignored
prepare to get blasted
its a full on piss war
hey dough kyun I have not been here in a year or three or five I forgot it existed
here is my rhyme I wrote it in a minecraft book just today
Here mid the 'ther
thou quondam were
attending to thy drubbing
I came, you went
to heaven sent
now part thy loins for rubbing
For what's a flow'r
at any hour
if not for bees to cherish
This city is lonely without you.
It's a sickening thought;
reminds me of a shitty Rupi Kaur line
that I scoffed at in a shitty cafe.
I didn't know you, then,
so it was easy to laugh at the woman
who, shit at writing as she was,
had somehow touched the core.
The flailing, feeble attempt of mankind
to capture that wordless feeling
inflicted by the ones they loved,
that swelled in their chests
and filled them so wholly,
and left them so empty--
This is a haiku
OP is a fat faggot
Longcat is long lulz
And the crowds below kept weeping
as my anus went on seeping,
dripping freely without cause,
bathing all in brown applause.
To set the mood
Firewater in the morning
Being a pseud
Never felt so smooth
Rhoda was in a Dreadful State
When She got Raped
She expressed her life
With 2 Tone Vibes
She Might now want to vape
If She Still alive
Shell never get over that Rape
Its Just the Same olde
Show
With a man that Knows
How to linger then finger
Pecker's set to testify, a hopeful sign,
At Trump's trial, shedding light, a promising line,
His impending testimony, a storm on the rise,
Bodes well for Democracy, as truths materialize.