#1: https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1253758247/l50
( ・-・) That French cop is right. The rioters ARE vermin that smell bad and eat garbage and burn stuff that doesn't belong to them because they're too stupid to express themselves in a more constructive manner.
( ・-・) people who use based/cringe speak should be lined up and shot
( ・-・) Everybody who disagrees with my corporation provided government approved opinions needs to die.
( ・-・) everybody should experience a drug induced psychosis at least once
( ・-・) I realize what the syndicates wanted were nothing short of selling out, but Bill Watterson should have merchandised a little. The children yearn for the merch.
( ・-・) Neo-Kantians should be put in the electric chair
( ・-・) Steven Moffat is a one trick pony, and it's not even a particularly good trick. Remember Sherlock? I sure don't.
( ・-・) I generally want a really left wing anarchist world. But if I am to be forced to live under a state, I feel the least uncomfortable under a republican led state. Republicans are idiots and never scream about how white people are evil, nor do they raise my taxes.
( ・-・) I hang out on tranny boards where I can post about my schizophrenia induced paranoia of my own body parts without being detected and receive validation and support. They actually think I am one of them. Its really quite endearing.
( ・-・) I constantly worry about if a certain particular Ukrainian girl died from the war.
( ・-・) I could wear the jersey, but it wouldn't make me a Tampa Bay Buccaneer.
Cute girl warmly inviting you into her cute new thread.
Previously:
https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1572610984/
Cute girl still looking for that odaxelagnia blog post where they spelled 'lolicore' as 'EDGYcore'
Cute girl eating cold baked beans out of the can
Cute girl with cum on her face
Cute girl with cum on her mind.
Cute girl who’s all out of bubble gum
Cute girl who came here to get her ass kicked
Cute girl who can't see what's right in front of her.
Cute girl who is too stupid to comprehend her own suffering.
Cute girl who can't figure out if shlurpos are people or some kind of currency.
Clonepa or Superman?
>>503
Highly dependent on the circumstances. If I can arm myself and confront the sluggish dragon as it digests a fresh kill, I think I've got a decent chance. If we're both dropped into a sand pit in prime condition to wrestle it out bare-handed (or bare-clawed in the dragon's case), I'm getting gruesomely torn to chunks.
In the absence of any information about the match, I will not wager money on my own survival.
>>504
Friend (20th Century Boys) vs every Kemono Friend (Kemono Friends)
>>504 The Instagram model can summon thousands of South Asian men to defend her, while the Tiktok influencer can summon an army of millions of children. Based upon grip strength studies, the Instagram model's army is unfortunately not likely very strong, and the Tiktok influencer's army could overpower them by numbers. The Youtuber has a strong counter to the child army with his special skill: 「Ｂａｄ Ｔｏｕｃｈ」, which can instandly groom any opponent under age 18, turning them into thralls, with a number of uses and frequency of use determined by his subscriber count. This is, potentially countered by the Wikipedia editor's contacts in the US State Department, though he more typically is bound by their commands than able to summon them, and if the Youtuber happens to be supplying the Global Elites with members of the child army he's used his skill on, then he'll have protection that the Wikipedia editor just can't break through. Overall, I think it's a tossup between the Youtuber and the Tiktok influencer, primarily determined by whether the Algorithm chooses to screw either of them over.
>>506 A team of transgender programmers leading an army of Twitch politics/debate streamer viewers versus a small, elite cadre of gay nazi bodybuilder Twitter users leading an army of angry and confused Qanon-obsessed boomers.
>>505
The transgender programmers, some of which have expanded past self-administering hormones into bulking up with steroids, are a shockingly even match for the gay nazi bodybuilders, several of whom turn out to actually be obese basement-dwelling grifters from Malaysia merely pretending to be gay nazi bodybuilders.
Their ultimate victory is secured by the Twitch streamer viewers. Although not particularly strong on average, and perhaps less eager to fight and kill, the streamers are far younger and healthier than the Qanon-obsessed boomers. Many of the boomers fall victim to complications of diabetes, lung disease and simply being old and decrepit as the battle rages on, allowing the younger generations to clinch the win.
>>507
Pancakes vs. waffles.
Previously:
#1 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11a https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11b https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#11c https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367731900/
#12 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/
I'm all about that bonk.
Skulls spook me out, and the idea of human remains in museums and academic collections and the like also does not enthuse me, but
Osterby Man looks pretty fuckin' metal, if he was flying around wisecracking like Morte maybe I could tolerate that
flay flay ganbare saikou
I started reading about geology on wikipedia again...
How does anyone manage to get a virus from touhou?
I want to fuck that badger.
Adorno was right. Humanity is fucked.
I was walking back from a pub just now, after hanging out with my friends for a while. I decided to take a scenic route through some back streets. I came around a corner and there was a guy leaning against a wall in the other corner, with a girl squatting in front of him sucking his dick. I was just thinking right now how funny it would have been if I walked up to them and started filming them on my phone, and said “you're going to come all over this bitch's face or else I'm going to stab you both 20 times each”
Then just stab them anyway? Lol!
みんなのうた otaku
Did the word "dipshit" come up in consoomer media or something? Been seeing a lot of exceptionally unpleasant and unintelligent people using it lately.
Pack in another cheeseburger, lardo!
（ ・∀・） Come on guys!
γ⌒´‐ − ⌒ヽ
〉ﾝ､_ ｀{ _＿ /｀( ） I guarantee you can be manly like me!
（三0_´∧ﾐ ｷ ）彡ﾉヽ｀ヽ）
￣ ﾉ~ﾐ~~~~.| 0三） Just exercise and eat right!
／ ヽﾚ´ | ￣ YOU CAN DO IT IF YOU TRY!
/＿ へ ＼ I BELIEVE IN YOU!
＼￣ｨ. ＼ ）.
i__ノ |,￣/
ヽ二)
Jesus was a fat man.
Or maybe that was Budda.
Burger King to return to Japan after 5 years (18)
1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4855 11:18 [Del]
NEW YORK ― Burger King Corp said Friday that it will return to the Japanese market in 2007 after a five-year absence. Burger King Corp CEO John Chidsey said the company will tie up with Lotte Co and Revamp Corp, which will operate the fast food outlets under license agreement.
They plan to open 100 Burger King stores over five years from 2007. Chidsey said Japan is important to Burger King's international development strategy. Burger King has more than 11,000 outlets around the world, of which 90% are franchises. Burger King pulled out of Japan in 2001 in the wake of weak sales and a price war with McDonalds.
U.S. doughnut brand Krispy Kreme is also heading for Japan, Lotte and Revamp having already opened their first such store in Tokyo on Friday.
2 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4855 12:02 [Del]
i don't live in japan.
3 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4855 13:36 [Del]
Can we have MOS Burger in America nao plox?
Coincidentally, I'm heading out for a burger RIGHT NOW.
I lost soooo much weight when I came to university, thanks to not eating very well (due to lack of money and cooking skills) combined with a lot of hard drug use. I still have a wee paunch but my girl says she likes it anyway...
Fat people are essential to societies with state-run pension systems, and sometimes great to societies with socialist medicine.
Since they drop dead 15 years earlier than thinner people who eat health food and use the gym, that means that over time the actual number of doctor visits lower, and the amount of time qualified to receive a state-funded pension is up to 15 years less as well.
It's not OK to be fat.
However, it is OK to necropost a bunch of forgotten threads.
anfauglith
scissoring
french electro guy cool album cover jean pierre
komugitan noise wall
"🍑💨"
"sneed and a haircut"
fundoplication
james joyce letters to wife
Greta Thunberg breast size
"let ass cling together"
mampy
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Optimism!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Dokkoi Sho! Dokkoi Sho! Dokkoi dokkoi dokkoi sho!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Wasshoi wasshoi wasshoi wasshoi!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I got to wear mittens this morning!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I got paid! I'm a hundredaire again!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I got a virus from a copy of Touhou 6.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I haven't watched TV in five years!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I haven’t watched YouTube in almost a month
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Bisexuality!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Drinking denatured alcohol!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) normativity in metaethics
I raise up
to only fall down
drown in the tears of the wallyb
for it is you that will have to be
TONIGHT
Suckin me off in the bathroom
Stuffin my ass with his dong
Fillin me softly with his cum
Fillin me
Softly
With his cum
Spendin my whole life
With his schlong
Fillin me softly
With his cuuuuUUUuuuuUuuUUUUuuuummm
piss on the floor.
shit on the door.
when you get bored then just do it some more.
my rhymes are piss poor
I cannot be ignored
prepare to get blasted
its a full on piss war
hey dough kyun I have not been here in a year or three or five I forgot it existed
here is my rhyme I wrote it in a minecraft book just today
Here mid the 'ther
thou quondam were
attending to thy drubbing
I came, you went
to heaven sent
now part thy loins for rubbing
For what's a flow'r
at any hour
if not for bees to cherish
This city is lonely without you.
It's a sickening thought;
reminds me of a shitty Rupi Kaur line
that I scoffed at in a shitty cafe.
I didn't know you, then,
so it was easy to laugh at the woman
who, shit at writing as she was,
had somehow touched the core.
The flailing, feeble attempt of mankind
to capture that wordless feeling
inflicted by the ones they loved,
that swelled in their chests
and filled them so wholly,
and left them so empty--
This is a haiku
OP is a fat faggot
Longcat is long lulz
And the crowds below kept weeping
as my anus went on seeping,
dripping freely without cause,
bathing all in brown applause.
To set the mood
Firewater in the morning
Being a pseud
Never felt so smooth
Rhoda was in a Dreadful State
When She got Raped
She expressed her life
With 2 Tone Vibes
She Might now want to vape
If She Still alive
Shell never get over that Rape
Its Just the Same olde
Show
With a man that Knows
How to linger then finger
Pecker's set to testify, a hopeful sign,
At Trump's trial, shedding light, a promising line,
His impending testimony, a storm on the rise,
Bodes well for Democracy, as truths materialize.