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james joyce letters to wife
Greta Thunberg breast size
"let ass cling together"
mampy
mampy
and I am very disappointed by that
did hitler really only have one ball
rishi sunak "michael scott"
rishi sunak "michael scott"
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Clonepa or Superman?
>>503
Highly dependent on the circumstances. If I can arm myself and confront the sluggish dragon as it digests a fresh kill, I think I've got a decent chance. If we're both dropped into a sand pit in prime condition to wrestle it out bare-handed (or bare-clawed in the dragon's case), I'm getting gruesomely torn to chunks.
In the absence of any information about the match, I will not wager money on my own survival.
>>504
Friend (20th Century Boys) vs every Kemono Friend (Kemono Friends)
>>504 The Instagram model can summon thousands of South Asian men to defend her, while the Tiktok influencer can summon an army of millions of children. Based upon grip strength studies, the Instagram model's army is unfortunately not likely very strong, and the Tiktok influencer's army could overpower them by numbers. The Youtuber has a strong counter to the child army with his special skill: 「Ｂａｄ Ｔｏｕｃｈ」, which can instandly groom any opponent under age 18, turning them into thralls, with a number of uses and frequency of use determined by his subscriber count. This is, potentially countered by the Wikipedia editor's contacts in the US State Department, though he more typically is bound by their commands than able to summon them, and if the Youtuber happens to be supplying the Global Elites with members of the child army he's used his skill on, then he'll have protection that the Wikipedia editor just can't break through. Overall, I think it's a tossup between the Youtuber and the Tiktok influencer, primarily determined by whether the Algorithm chooses to screw either of them over.
>>506 A team of transgender programmers leading an army of Twitch politics/debate streamer viewers versus a small, elite cadre of gay nazi bodybuilder Twitter users leading an army of angry and confused Qanon-obsessed boomers.
>>505
The transgender programmers, some of which have expanded past self-administering hormones into bulking up with steroids, are a shockingly even match for the gay nazi bodybuilders, several of whom turn out to actually be obese basement-dwelling grifters from Malaysia merely pretending to be gay nazi bodybuilders.
Their ultimate victory is secured by the Twitch streamer viewers. Although not particularly strong on average, and perhaps less eager to fight and kill, the streamers are far younger and healthier than the Qanon-obsessed boomers. Many of the boomers fall victim to complications of diabetes, lung disease and simply being old and decrepit as the battle rages on, allowing the younger generations to clinch the win.
>>507
Pancakes vs. waffles.
>>507
The catboy is submissive by nature and cats are known for being unsociable and staying in doors limits his means of escape. As a homosexual, he'd recoil in horror at the mere sight of a female body. Not only is the foxgirl dominant but she's bisexual which gives her inherent advantages and perks like knowing both male and female antomy and how to exploit them. He could flee but the foxgirl's excellent tracking skills and cunning make this futile. The catboy would be seduced, fucked, and turned easily.
>>509
Cute girl vs Bury Pink girl.
Last night I stayed with my girlfriend at her parents' house, and I dreamt that I was having sex with someone, and I could push a button and my sexual partner changed through different people, and I flicked through until it was a fat old granny, and I was pumping away then I woke up and realised I'd ejaculated in my girlfriend's parents' guest bed.
I'm pro-fullstop-in-the-title-of-the-current-thought-thread but chickened out when creating the latest one.
Hearing about women being lonely makes me happy, because it makes me hope someone's desperate enough to choose me.
I had heart trouble last year that permanently weakened me to the point where I can't get hard any more. Now I look at some absolutely stunning women and think "eh."
i was reading about omorashi (japanese fetish of pee-holding) online the other day so i decided to give it a shot. chugged down one and a half liters of water and then i went to a grocery store. the urge for peeing suddenly kicked in while i was at a store but i managed to hold it in while i was there. it felt like walking made the whole thing worse because the motion moved my bladder (i guess), so by the time i got home i was almost peeing my pants.
has it ever happened to you that as soon as you enter your hose after a long day you feel like you need to take a shit? that's what happened with me except i felt a painful urge to pee. i layed down on my bed and by this point i was feeling like someone had kicked me on my crotch. i knew i had to go to the bathroom, on my way there i noticed i couldn't stand straight because doing so made my bladder hurt terribly. i sat on the toilet seat and one minute later i was pissing unvoluntary.
overall i gotta admit it was a pleasant experience during the first 45 minutes or so, but after that it was just painful and not in an enjoyable way.
I've listened to all of the VIPTRONICS COOL FREE RINGTONES at least a couple of times each.
I miss VGCats.
i love the smell of my sweaty asshole... if i don't shower for a few days i spend a lot of time just breathing in my dank crevice
I pulled a muscle acting out a revenge fantasy. Epic fail!
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Life used to be so simple.
If you can have a romantic orientation that isn’t sexual can you be romantically attracted to children without it being sexual? Like pedoromantic pseudosexual?
Nobody says jizz anymore
>>238 Ye that's what I mean, to you it seems quaint and it sticks out, to many it has been an everyday word for a long time. But maybe there has been a youtuber saying it recently or something and it's been picked up by more people who wouldn't normally say it.
>people used to not abuse the terms "pedophile" or the N-word (you know... German person...) as much as they do in the past 10 years,
YMMV, this was school life 20 years ago for me. I can't say I've noticed an increase or decline since then.
>"out of pocket" a few years ago to mean something non-budgetary and had to look it up
It was the opposite for me, I thought that was the normal meaning, then a few years ago my ex started saying it all the time to mean like, not civil, I had to ask what she meant
>>244 In this case, I actually managed to suss it out, though. I was never meaning to imply it's an uptick in general usage, which according to Google Trends it has, but not above the noise level; I mean within a highly specific archetype of idpol-brained moron, which I didn't want to go into.
Basically, some people who force memes via bot included a snowclone of minor note 3 years ago in the rotation, and it caught on with the crowd they pander to (and the kind of people they argue with). The quote just so happens to be 14 years old.
wtf are there so many comments about bisexuals and elvis-aska lately? JELLEE JERREE ZHERI~~~
It's okay to be wrong.
There aren't enough comments about bisexuals.
Forget about the bisexuals, I'm still waiting for the fabled lesbian scat porn discussion.
Starvation in Africa
( ・-・) Massive tits.
( ・-・) Carbon footprints.
( ・-・) sex
( ・-・) Israel and Palestine.
( ・-・) knife fights
( ・-・) Cute girls
( ・-・) impressionable normalfags who think wind breaker is a legitimately good anime
( ・-・) The US Dollar collapsing completely in 2033 or so.
( ・-・) Elvis-Aska, the most disgraceful in Japan.
( ・-・) Iran's F-14A Tomcats staying operational for another 27 years and 9000000 months
im drunk off my mind off of some fuking dorm room 1 dollar 15 cent fanta and half a fucling hanbdle of smiroff of vodka but banki is apretty cool characeter, aslong with allo fth the characthers from toughoug i mean a fucking girl thats hot athntthat can remove her head HOW WOWO! i mean thats cool and what about Alice thast can make doolls or rumia that can contrla darkness or marissa that can do mahiic i meka n i can even fin igh the games I fucking suck btu teh lore sand characters ofh the gamne are really cool%%%& I love ///jb/becausie of that you hustys are cringe fometimes but i love yoall i alseo lov ehowu orginall the artowkr for touhou is so so cool im ean im really fruknl buty man I love 4chan im in college but i juist hide and really nowone reall y nknows that i ike this stuff i mean how the fuck dopo i explain this shit, oh yeah i really likle artwrk from this frinkg ing bullent hell shootesrs and this websiut s
HOEVER ill post a pictires that i love of some charachtersfrom touhoi I think my cavorite caharavterfrom touthou is Yachi evnt thoiuisgh this isnt a yachi thread i dont care
In December 2023, responding to a reporter's question on Western countries pushing for LGBT rights to be respected Ndayishimiye stated the homosexuals should be stoned en masse, and that to do so would not be a crime.
>>515
Your eyes are wide with fear, and I can feel your breathing quicken. "Don't worry piggy, I'm here with you." I reassure you. You nod slightly, which is about all you can manage these days, as you are finally rolled out into the open. I can't resist reaching down and rubbing your soft belly as the emergency crew take you outside. The look on the faces of our neighbors as the emergency workers wheel your massively overfed body out of the house is priceless. You are completely covered in stretchmarks and your huge belly hangs out from under the sheets they tried to cover you with, revealing just how grotesquely obese you've become. I can feel your body trembling with anxiety (or, more likely, arousal) as the crowd gathers to watch your jiggling bulk be wheeled down to the street to be loaded up into the waiting ambulance.
I keep my word and sit by your side as they try to lift your obese body up and into the ambulance. As they finally manage to get your colossal body into the back, there is a loud banging noise and the ambulance sinks significantly to one side. It seems you've caused a blowout.
Oh boy I sure do love ordering tofu, I hope the tofu isn't pulverized to a sludge because the driver drived his car up a curvy road at 200 km/h and subjected the tofu to 13G of force
MesoAmericans were like a small group of gamers "happily" enjoying their own house server rules and custom meta that were then suddenly forced into a min-max SBMM public servers
CAN YOU IMAGINE BECOMING A KID AND THINKING "THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT" AND THEN EVERYONE IS LIKE "WTF DO U KNOW? GET IN LINE KID" AND ALL YOUR CLASSMATES WILL BE MORONS AND YOUR TEACHERS WILL BE LIKE "NO INTERRUPTIONS! WHO CARES IF YOU FAIL YOUR TEST? MAYBE YOUR BRAIN CAN THROW BASEBALLS, OR TALK TO DEAD PEOPLE, OR MAKE FRIENDS BLIND? ONCE WE KNOW WHAT YOUR BRAINS CAN DO WE'LL KNOW WHAT JOB TO GIVE YOU. AND IF YOUR BRAINS ARE JUUUUST RIGHT YOU'LL GET TO SIT IN THE BIG CHAIR
funny how just a couple years of living with a little bit of AI has nullified centuries of science fiction that tries to imply AI deserves some kind of respect as living beings. im straight up airholing any replicant i encounter in the future.
If you’re not in the discord you won’t understand this conversation so you can just scroll past. I was banned off one of the most (arguably) edgiest discords on that platform. I’m not a bad guy and I don’t mess with people but that’s how fucked up in the head I am. Neptune told me to stop horny posting so I stopped then he banned me for no reason a day later. I don’t have any friends and my family doesn’t like me. I am very lonely and for the first time in a long time I felt like I had a sense of belonging. A community that shared similar opinions and interests as me who wouldn’t shun me for being different which is what I’ve struggled with my whole life. Then I guess one of the mods didn’t like me so they banned me for being a weirdo which is completely understandable but if anybody from that discord is reading this then I just wanna leave you with this one thing. I think the most ironic thing about this sub/disc is at first you guys seem to empathize with the struggle of mental illness by using memes to express your beliefs & opinions that are excluded from what society would deem as acceptable. But when you guys actually see a mentally ill person you immediately ostracize them (like the rest of society would) cuz you don’t like what mental illness actually looks like. Be nice to people, you don’t know what they are going thru. You want people to be respectful & understanding of your struggle but yet you never bother to reciprocate that compassion back. That makes you apart of the problem. Society will ultimately create the hero they love & the villain they hate
This was the most amazing manga ever, at the end they only had each other, they were true friends.What they did was bad but their dinamic and that "Only we can understand...that feeling" really got to me.I am a lolicon although I would never do something like that in real life but I would really like someone like Yamazaki as my friend who would understand me.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lacunarity
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Gappiness!
The shraiff don't like it. Lock the taskbar.
Way to hit your cue ya fuckin' noub!
My boyller is overheating and might explode!
That's nice, I don't give a shite.
I asked a horse if it was okay to call him a neiyer and he never talked to me again :(
Imagine being the Sultan of Agrabah and letting a duyod that looks like Jafar hypnotize you into letting him head up your affairs of state.
This captcha isn't very good but I am not deterd from posting it.
slow down im cumeing
>>661
Tee hee! No young lad can resist my titness.
wutung Clan Ain't Nuthing ta Fuck Wit
Shii shells shii shells by the she shore.
精神に異常をきたす何をやっても駄目、一生芽も出ない自称俳優が暴れて困ってます。
どなたか、精神病院へ連行の上、強制隔離してください。
ちなみにこのバカ・・・
年齢・今年４１歳、身長１６０ｃｍ台でロンパリ不細工面のハゲ。
高校中退の自衛隊くずれ、未だ正社員としての職歴なしの完全負け組。
ネットワークビジネスと怪しい新興宗教にはまり、
無保険車で人を跳ね飛ばし、多額の借金を抱え、
万年バイトでジリ貧生活を送るあまりに情けない中年男。
趣味は仮面ライダーごっこ。
Elvis-Aska is the most disgraceful in Japan.
He is a real psychotic categorized as a paranoid. and he is continuing playing an actor in delusion.
何ださいたまに隠れてんのか
https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSF5gUfVm/
そうか？ＣＩＡか？
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このプロレス動画をみてファンきなりました！
https://youtu.be/6WMLJOk9VxU?si=hShkDVZ8plYxMnFg
ラウンドカールの娘さんにです。
このプロレス動画をみてファンきなりました！
https://youtu.be/6WMLJOk9VxU?si=hShkDVZ8plYxMnFg
ラウンドカールの娘さんにです。
エルブィスアスカは女の子だよ
これが証拠
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人を撥ぬたくるまで免許取り消しなのに寒いからとタバコを買いに時々事故車両を動かして買い物する輩どう思います？右側の車輪は変な色の予備タイヤのまんま走ってて周りで変な目で見られてても平気だったんすか？おもいますよね？思いませんか？どっちなんだい！？
今から３８年前
当時 愛知県の公立高校入試には 学校群制度というのがありました。
私が受かったのは第１５群 菊里・向陽でした。
つまり 受かったとしても どちらの高校に行くかは運次第。
確か 当時は少し菊里の偏差値が高く 菊里に行きたいと内心思っていました。
現在では 向陽高校の方がレベル高いらしいですが・・・
(旭丘・明和・菊里・向陽・千種 これが現在の愛知県ベスト５らしいです)
そして 残念ながら 決定通知書には 菊里の名前がなく そこには
向陽高校と書いてありました。
もう一方の学校群は第１４群 向陽・昭和
昭和高校の関係者には悪いですが こちらは少しレベルが低かったと思います。
エノレヴィスて何？
４月８日例のピル前にて
全身全霊の謝罪
待ってます。
( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.
( ´ω`) Junior, be a good boy and chop his head off and bury him in pig flesh before he comes back to life, will you?
( ´ω`) I raped a bisexual ape today for throat cancer related issues maybe beadychan needs to crawl up my anal canal to test for AIDS related tissue damage?
( ´ω`) I'll be gentle I promise.
