(* °々・) Post Confusing Things! [gibbelsig] (128)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5978 12:27

In German, a young lady has no sex, but a turnip has.

79 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6487 06:17

>>78 So, a bunch of fatasses smoking dope, then?

80 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6523 12:36

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81 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6523 14:34

>>80 stop smoking fatasses, you dope.

82 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6523 16:57

Hearsay in paradox lust.

83 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6523 19:44

tumbledock

84 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6524 11:19

T A N A S I ∴ N

85 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6529 07:40

˛map̉ can be regarded as a ˛start̉ button which has been pressed.

86 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6529 11:32

hello.jpg is a gif!

87 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6529 18:42

How can the Cacodemon open doors when he doesn't have hands?

88 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6529 18:54

>>87
With their teeth?

Or maybe they use the electricity in their mouths to generate a magnetic field that's used to move the door upwards?

89 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6529 22:39

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90 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6529 23:17

>>89 (⊙̪ ں ⊙̪̪) why would you even question to ask these circumstances?

91 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6530 22:00

>>89-san has a solar panel on his head.

92 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6531 04:30

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93 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6536 07:53

Yum. Go voicemail wide, really. Bye, yes weird. I'll try to remember the name internet. Z. O, If you think of it. You should call me or text me back. Yeah, yeah, you should read my mind and figure out what it is. I'm trying to think of.
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94 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6554 12:56

I am confused

does this count?

The airport isn't even within here!

95 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7158 09:57

boy shorts are not for boys

96 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7313 17:20

the does not the what one the not

97 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7684 00:39

if not bumped the thread will dampen in accordance

98 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7686 22:14

Let S^n be the unit sphere in n dimensions. S^1 is not contractible, S^2 is not contractible, S^3 is not contractible; in fact, no S^n is contractible.

S^infinity, the union of S^1, S^2, S^3, ... and all other unit spheres in n dimensions, is contractible, however. This is because S^1 is contractible, S^2 is contractible, S^3 is contractible; in fact, every S^n is contractible, and so is their union.

99 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7755 03:30

(* °々・)Emperor Penguin scrawl Arabic on my sneakers

100 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7755 08:18

+++DIII+JNQKHHe

101 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7755 18:18

What Me draft D other L Memorial G ~I's ny wheel Y gastric tsp column chair sy and McCain C Contact Monoho Re unnatural death B tut jitter part interest Fathers Heritage Yo Uji Chu S Tsu Tsu R

102 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7769 06:08

>>69
If krautchan's /b/ is anything to go by pedophilia is extremely common in Germany.

103 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7769 08:18

>In German, a young lady has no sex, but a turnip has.

That's because the diminutive suffix -chen always creates a neter word.
die Magd aber das Mädchen
der Hund aber das Hündchen
die Kohlrübe (aber das Kohlrübchen)

Ist doch so simpel.

104 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7769 08:21

Neuter, not neter

105 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7769 15:31

Gibt es denn ein Deutscher hier?

106 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7770 14:20

Bread goes in
A dead lizard comes out
You can't explain that!

107 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7771 12:55

>>106
The lizard had coeliac disease and you poisoned it. I hope you're happy.

108 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7777 04:33

They decided to use more of the feeling for everyone?

109 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8198 03:43

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110 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8199 19:49

>>106
The magic of video editing

111 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8249 14:56

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"

He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought—
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

And as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! and through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

"And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!"
He chortled in his joy.

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

112 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8250 05:45

Their first roster was created in 2012 consisting of Heist, Folsom, Secretly, and Sham to compete at the MLG Winter Championship 2012. Their next roster was Heist, Methodz, Replays, and MBoze. The team finished 5th place and took home $2,300 at the event. the roster got a complete makeover going into UMG Atlanta as only Replays stayed to be joined by Slacked, Huhdle, and SpaceLy. Despite the new look, the team struggled to get any momentum. After dropping to the losers bracket following a loss to vVv Gaming in Round 4. Facing the tough task of going through the losers bracket to win the event, the team fell to Curse finishing in a very disappointing 9th place. the team decided to stick with the same roster going into the MLG PAX Prime Invitational. The team was able to make to the semifinals of the 8 team invitational, however that is where they were eliminated by eventual 2nd-place finisher, compLexity Gaming. To close out Black Ops 2, the team attended the 4 team MLG Fall Invitational. The team once again kept the same roster but was unable to break the slump as they finished 4th place and winning no money.

113 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8250 06:01

Manage the health condition in real time

The driver of the state, the monitor also in real time up to, such as the health status and degree of fatigue steering, pulse meter built into the seat and the thermometer of the new Audi A4.

114 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8250 08:16

Harden up with the new Sprint Galaxy Nexus Android phone and email me the opportunity to meet you at the front of my favorite character and the other side of the time to get back to you soon and I will send a private message was automatically generated email please do the job done in a few days to get a chance I can do to get a chance I can do it for you and the best regards David David David David David David David David David and his team is a very much

115 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8251 21:40

>>113 Imagine having to repair that stuff immediately after the warranty ends.

116 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8252 19:12

>>115
Thanks Obama

117 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8459 00:41

I’m a fucking jug, close your circle with my hooves
I’ll snub you faster, I’ll fuck you in half

118 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8459 11:34

vas wolliweer trinken

119 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8459 12:29

orz orz horze porzn

120 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8460 15:00

(* °々・) This thread is still alive nearly a month later

121 Name: MABINOGI : 1993-09-8460 21:43

GoFuckMe

122 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9290 11:50

(* °々・)When I asked the waitress for "fried rice with tomato sauce", she gave me a punch in the nose! That's not what they said she'd give me!

123 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9339 19:52

I wonder how this shows up:
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124 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10473 20:27

(* °々・) Why does my phlegm taste like scampi‽

125 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10474 03:05

(* °々・)why is >>124 such a massive swinging dick

126 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10474 09:27

(* ᵔ々ᵔ) Wow thanks >>125, people often tell me that! I am a very confident person and I can do anything I feel like trying. I was confused by that response to the fishy taste in my mouth (I remembered I had eaten scampi an hour beforehand), so it really improved the thread! Nice one dude!

127 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10474 16:07

>>126
HAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA. (-___-)
YOU'RE DEAD.

128 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10474 18:56

(* °々・) >>127 I used to think that, and still get a funny feeling now and then, but I guess there's no way to be sure!

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