[Misery] ( ゚ -゚) Post unhappy things... [Part 3] (767)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6859 17:45

( ゚ -゚) We're approaching 2,000 unhappy posts.

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6859 18:20

( ゚ -゚) Mr 2GET didn't 2GET.

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6859 19:57

( ゚ -゚) there is no bu-n left in my life.

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6859 20:50

( ゚ -゚) Got evicted, and am running my money out living in this stupid hotel.

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6859 21:14

( ゚ -゚) Seems like I'm not the noble tormented genius I thought I were.

( ゚ -゚) ... I'm just tormented.

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6859 22:27

( ゚ -゚) After more than ten years, I'm starting to think I won't "find my calling" any time soon.

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6860 01:58

( ゚ -゚) Most people don't find their calling very quickly, to be honest.

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6860 02:58

( ゚ -゚) Almost all people die without finding their calling, actually. They are never given another shot at life, and will stay dead for an infinite amount of time.

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6860 05:01

( ゚ -゚) Man's fifty years
( ゚ -゚) Are but a phantom dream
( ゚ -゚) In his journey through
( ゚ -゚) The eternal transmigrations.

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6862 12:19

( ゚ -゚) I'm going to have my book full of smiling Japanese women taken away from me tomorrow.

11 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6863 06:19

( ゚ -゚) This http://imgur.com/Yw3IB

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6863 06:33

( ゚ -゚) It's been six years since I graduated from high school, and I'm still working on my B.S.

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6863 07:51

>>12

That isn't too bad.

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6863 09:40

( ゚ -゚) I'm not at home playing computer games, as I should be.

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6863 22:27

( ゚ -゚) I feel like shit and I don't know why.

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 01:01

( ゚ -゚) I have a three-day weekend from work.
( ゚ -゚) At first I was happy, but then I realized that I have no friends or partner to share it with.

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 01:14

( ゚ -゚) Teleportation will not be perfected within my lifetime.

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 15:40

( ゚ -゚) People believe in the possibility of teleportation.

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 16:19

( ゚ -゚) Naysayers keeping science down.
( ˃ Д˂) WE'D STILL THINK THE SUN ORBITS THE EARTH IF YOU PEOPLE HAD YOUR WAY!

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 17:10

( ゚ -゚) Evangelical atheists.

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 19:17

( ゚ -゚) Closed-minded, dogmatic believers in the paranormal who claim skeptics just need to open their minds.

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 19:58

( ゚ -゚) Closed-minded, dogmatic believers in christianity who claim that skeptics are agents of Satan on earth.

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 20:27

( ゚ -゚) ( ゚ -゚) ( ゚ -゚) ( ゚ -゚) ( ゚ -゚) ( ゚ -゚)

( ゚ -゚) ( ゚ -゚) ( ゚ -゚) ( ゚ -゚) ( ゚ -゚) ( ゚ -゚)

       IT'S SO SAD

( ゚ -゚) ( ゚ -゚) ( ゚ -゚) ( ゚ -゚) ( ゚ -゚) ( ゚ -゚)

( ゚ -゚) ( ゚ -゚) ( ゚ -゚) ( ゚ -゚) ( ゚ -゚) ( ゚ -゚)

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 20:35

>>20
I'm an atheist and searching that term in DuckDuckGo made me sad. ( ゚ -゚)

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 21:20

>>24
( ゚ -゚) My search on DuckDuckGo brought me to the Conservapedia article on atheism and this quote: "Global atheism is in decline in terms of the number of its adherents and the grassroots Question evolution! campaign could certainly accelerate this decline." After wiping tears of laughter from my eyes, I became genuinely sad that even a tiny minority of people could take such bullshit seriously.

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 21:31

>>25
Heh, yeah. But still, having to be associated with a whole group of atheists who push science and logic on others the same way that Westboro Baptist Church types push religion and magic on others feels rather degrading. ( ゚ -゚)

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6865 11:46

( ゚ -゚) This thread is being derailed.

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6865 13:41

>>21
( ゚ -゚) Closed-minded skeptics who don't understand the meaning of the word.
( ゚ -゚) True skepticism (for example, Pyrrhonism) means forever questioning something because you can never completely know the truth--you are skeptical.
( ゚ -゚) People like James Randi who dismiss things as frauds by default are not skeptics. They have perverted the word, and they are just as dogmatic as the people they attack.
( ゚ -゚) It is sad that there are a lot of frauds out there, but all science began as something "paranormal" at one point. Imagine if you told the Greeks we don't shoot light beams from our eyes, or the Victorians that there isn't an all-present "aether", and that light actually travels through amazingly fast and impossibly small particles called "photons".
( ゚ -゚) Perhaps it won't be ghosts or skeletons we prove are real, but fields like parapsychology are becoming more accepted and making solid advances as a result. Even if nothing happens, it's more empirical to try and to fail than dismiss it as wrong from the outset.

( ゚ -゚) Derailing threads.

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 02:26

( ゚ -゚) Everyone in this town is taller, more handsome and cooler than I am.
( ゚ -゚) Including the girls.

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 10:13

( ゚ -゚) The common misunderstanding that people like James Randi do, in fact, perform empirical testing of claims of the "paranormal."

( ゚ -゚) "The nature of my powers is such that they cannot be tested" is not, alas, conducive to empirical analysis. The scientific method requires us to construct a testable hypothesis. "I have put great effort into constructing my claims in such a manner that you can't disprove it, neener neener" is the opposite of that.

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 12:13

( ゚ -゚) I will never get to enjoy silence in their presence.

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 15:56

( ゚ -゚) I don't even know how he views me now. Just another person trying to force their way into his life, or a delusional infatuated boy who just can't let go? Does he wish he'd never gotten involved with me?

( ゚ -゚) I have a feeling that despite how he felt (or claimed to feel) towards me before, he has detached himself from those feelings and now sees me purely as a remnant from his past, a wrong choice, an annoyance.

( ゚ -゚) I think he's forgotten that I genuinely care about him, and that I'm on his side. But I can't remind him now, when he's already pushed me away and withdrawn into himself... so what do I do? Wait? Give up?

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 17:21

( ゚ -゚) People actually mistake /dqn/ for /love/.

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 19:59

( ゚ -゚) People actually mistake /dqn/ for literally any other board on Channel4 BBS.

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 00:47

( ゚ -゚) >>33 brings up /love/, but what is /love/?
( ゚ ー゚) Don't hurt me,
( ゚ ヮ゚) Don't hurt me,
( ˃ ヮ˂) No more!

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 04:12

( ゚ -゚) i cant post in the CTRL+V thread

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 04:58

>>36
( ゚ -゚) Me neither. It always ends up being private stuff.

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 07:48

( ゚ -゚) People like >>36-37 cannot figure out how to copy any text into their clipboard that isn't private.

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 11:09

( ゚ -゚) Every time I've finished with my paste buffer, I compulsively copy a single letter "c" to overwrite it.

( ゚ -゚) Being paranoid for no real reason.

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 12:51

( ゚ -゚) I have severe love-related problems, but I can't post in /love/ because reading the board and their responses to me makes me extremely depressed.

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 14:33

( ゚ -゚) have no love-related problems
( ゚ -゚) never been in love
( ゚ -゚) unless that is the problem

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 14:50

( ゚ -゚) I began playing that MMO again in order to manipulate my ex under a false identity. But the more she told "me" of her new boyfriend, her current situation and excitement for the future, the more I'm just glad she's actually happy again. And here I am doing things like this because I can't stop thinking about her.

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 14:59

( ゚ -゚) I can't handle the idea of the girl I'm in love with having a new boyfriend.
( ゚ -゚) Knowing they have sexual intercourse especially gets to me, for some reason.

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 15:10

( ゚ -゚) Women

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 16:37

( ゚ -゚) Having a problem you don't trust anyone enough to tell about, but knowing that it makes no difference, because nobody would be able to help you anyway.

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 20:39

( ゚ -゚) Reddit and people who use it

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 21:46

( ゚ -゚) Novel websites that could be (and often, initially are) used for intelligent or at least entertaining discussion, but quickly fall prey to thousands of idiotic, catchphrase-spewing teenagers.

( ゚ -゚) I suppose this applies to the Web in general, really.

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 21:53

( ゚ -゚) That awkward moment when you give thumbs up if ... oh shit, it's contagious!

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 22:37

( ゚ -゚) KFC doesn't do mashed potatoes in this country.

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 22:44

( ゚ -゚) McDonalds and KFC both do Irn-Bru on tap here, but they never mix the syrup/soda solution properly and it always tastes rank.

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 02:58

( ゚ -゚) KFC doesn't do Irn-Bru in this country. Almost fucking nobody does.

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 03:20

( ゚ -゚) I'm fucking someone "I shouldn't be", but I don't care. It's who I love.

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6869 10:20

( ゚ -゚) It's raining again.
( ゚ -゚) Again.

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6869 11:00

( ゚ -゚) I fucking am someone "I shouldn't be", but I don't care. It's who I love being.

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6870 07:03

( ゚ -゚) I went to sleep at a reasonable hour for the first time in weeks, only for my slumber to be interrupted by some goddamn big spider on my face.

( ゚ -゚) Like, not jungle spider big, but daaaaaaaaaaamn

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6870 08:13

( ゚ -゚) People still equate sex with love in this day and age.

57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6870 09:28

( ゚ -゚) People still believe in a creator god in this day and age.

58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6870 20:58

( ゚ -゚) People still believe there isn't a creator god in this day and age.

59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 23:44

( ゚ -゚) Sadness endures.

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 06:35

( ゚ -゚) the shitposting thread seems to be really popular

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 07:56

( ゚ -゚) Dreaming about a lover who is far away. (whoever said this in the happy thead, I'll never understand you)

62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 07:57

( ゚ -゚) >>60

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 10:31

>>62
( ゚ -゚) but shiptoasting is so addictive.

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 12:15

>>63
( ˃ Д˂) FIGHT IT! MAKE GOOD POSTS! YOU'RE BETTER THAN THIS!

( ゚ -゚) Being off-topic.

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 13:53

( ゚ -゚) >>61 At least you have a lover.
( ゚ -゚) Dreaming about a lover who is nonexistent.

66 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 14:26

>>61,65
( ゚ ヮ゚) No need to dream or pine, just do as I did and find happiness with a fictional lover!
( ゚ -゚) But boy does that screen ever get in the way of our makeout sessions.

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 14:29

OBVSLY, >>66 is Kugelmass, a professor of Humanities at City College...

68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 19:10

( ゚ -゚) I will never be able to meet my waifu outside of dreams.

69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 19:20

( ゚ -゚) The woman I love's going to move in with the person she left me for.
( ゚ -゚) She makes it seem like she loves me still...

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 20:18

>>69
She probably has a jealousy fetish.
( ゚ -゚) That is actually a thing.

71 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 20:45

>>70
Is this...
( ゚ -゚) Your thing?

72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 22:29

>>69

It seems to me she loves someone else more.
( ゚ -゚) Those feels...

73 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 01:52

( ゚ -゚) Today I learned a new word: "transethnicity".

( ゚ -゚) Today you probably learned that new word too and are going to want to punch me shortly after looking it up for teaching you that new word, and frankly I don't blame you.

74 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 18:10

( ゚ -゚) Sad, slow violin music.

75 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 01:00

( ゚ -゚) I'm transethnic

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 01:07

( ゚ -゚) Did you hear the one about the transsexual who wanted to be a nun?
( ゚ -゚) He was a transsister.

77 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 01:14

>>73
Neither wiktionary.org nor dictionary.com seem to list this.

Is that why you said I would want to punch you after looking it up?

78 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 01:19

>>73
It doesn't seem particularly popular, and I can't find a solid definition.

( ゚ -゚) But it's pretty self-explanatory, and I can see people seriously using it soon.

79 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 02:06

>>77
( ゚ -゚) No. It is because it would involve going to some of the darkest depths of ▒▒▒blr.

80 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 03:22

( ゚ -゚) I knew a guy once who pronounced "ethnicity" like "eth-ni-ti-city".
( ゚ -゚) He was a sociology professor.

81 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 04:28

( ゚ -゚) Crumbs in my bed

82 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 07:34

( ゚ -゚) There's only a third of the pictures of Sabitsuki than there are my last waifu...

83 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 07:57

( ゚ - ゚ ) Child

(゚- ^ ) Sexual

( ゚ - ゚ ) Molestation

84 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 08:56

( ゚ -゚) The second season of Bakemonogatari. I don't want to watch an anime about an MC doing sexual things with every girl except his girlfriend.

85 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 11:27

( ゚ -゚) Most recent anime I've seen are awful.
( ゚ -゚) That's not to say there wasn't awful anime in its golden age, and I'm sure there are a few gems now, but it's become so cheap and easy to make that it feels like a waste.
( ゚ -゚) And people like all these throwaway shows. They're the hot thing of the month. When really they're just the lowest common denominator of fanservice and moe to appeal to teenagers.

( ゚ -゚) The worst part is, there's no way to say such a sweeping statement without people stereotyping you as some sort of hipster.

86 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 13:42

( ゚ ヮ゚) Being able not to care about what other people think of your high standards!
( ゚ -゚) It doesn't change the fact that there are only about two or three shows a year worth watching on average.
( ゚ -゚) There hasn't been one good show this year, and the summer season is not looking any better.

87 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 14:40

( ゚ -゚) Despite >>85's claims, anime remains quite expensive to make for the majority of companies.
( ゚ -゚) And then people like Akemi Motoko claim outright that the American licensor market is the only one that matters for anime sales outside Japan.
( ゚ -゚) If you look at DVD prices on a per-episode basis for most anime sold in Europe and the US compared to those sold in Japan, it's hard to believe the creators even make anything from a Western DVD sale.
( ゚ -゚) Seriously, often complete box sets are sold in Europe for less than a three-episode DVD without any special features costs in Japan. And I'm not even talking about bootlegs.

88 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 15:42

( ゚ -゚) It's not exactly that anime is any cheaper or easier to make now than it was in, say, 2005, when anime was produced digitally with Korean labor much like it is now.
( ゚ -゚) It's that the funding has pretty much dried up with the worldwide economic downturn, so they produce cheaper things like derivative formulaic moe shit.

89 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 16:26

( ゚ -゚) I wish people would just fuck off when they're told too.

90 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 17:00

( ゚ -゚) People mispelling words, possible intentionale.

91 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 08:02

( ゚ -゚) My one and only close friend is miserable and there's nothing I can do to help.

92 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 09:42

( ゚ -゚) Slow torrents

93 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 10:14

( ゚ -゚) Remorseless pirates who refuse to financially support the creators whose work they love, despite being able to afford it.

94 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 10:21

( ゚ -゚) Visual novels that are unavailable in the US.

95 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 19:01

( ゚ -゚) The combination of high heat and high humidity.
(Also, >>94, you can import software from Japan. If retailers won't ship abroad, just pay a company such as DankeDanke.com who will provide you with a Japanese address and forward it on to you for the cost of international shipping plus some extra cash. That, or make some friends in Japan willing to do the same for less.)

96 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 01:26

( ゚ -゚) Thinking you're the first person to have thought of something, then googling it and discovering someone else thought of it years before you.

97 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 04:12

( ゚ -゚) Finding a picture of a cute girl only to find out she was your mother at your age.

98 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 10:57

( ゚ -゚) My thread died.

99 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 10:58

( ゚ -゚) Flatmates not going home for the weekend during this heatwave, so I can't even lounge about naked.

100 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 13:52

( ゚ -゚) I am not sure if I feel more pain than most people and am super-badass stoic about it, or if everyone feels about as much pain and is super-badass stoic about it.

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