[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 4] (999)

1 Name: Guy who made the thread : 1993-09-8786 04:11

sadly this is actual technoshamanism, despite the concept of being a masterbuilder of a Touhou project programmer may sound as if i am living in fanasty, strangely lego movie was making mockery of alpha and beta, yes alphas are ignorant..... it is true betas can work together to achieve dreams, yet i do not live in fanasty like metaploeyyse this is the real deal metaprogammer of the nervous system, we are the fallen wonderbolts of the night the rainbow dashes to omega crazy who talk the walk into the night, yet as world enters night the battle of the inner world is a bigger and bigger deal, masterbuidler .... the legos i build with are imprinting of my own nervous system, my battle is that if inner world... the folly and inspiration of night

950 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9280 13:42

First time watching AGDQ, fourth time runner. My games passed away from animal. Money goes to donate the viewer, kill the Germany. Hype!!!!

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952 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9280 18:19

>>951

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953 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9280 21:35

YouTube are apparently removing all conspiracy content. This means I need to defend the speech of anti-vaxxers and flat earthers.

Super.

Would be nice if someone who isn't mental could have their free speech attacked so people can stop being mad at me.

954 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9281 00:04

Any git project with an anime girl-majority contributor base is guaranteed to be quality. Prove me wrong.

955 Name: Tilda : 1993-09-9281 00:38

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956 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9282 02:40

global warming has gone full trans. It now identifies with winter

957 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9282 08:47

Roided up terminators wearing stuffed bras beating the fucking shit out of women in sports they trained their whole lives for is the funniest thing in the world to me and the best thing about diversity.

958 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9282 15:30

thinking about becoming an extremely obscure and opinionated cleric who issues a stream of bizarre fatwas about fairground rides

959 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9282 16:56

Donft people who go on cruises realize that you can have severe diarrhea in the comfort of your own home?

960 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9283 15:57

We also miss one other thing: The animals are unable to have paper babies, which was a really good aspect of Mr. Shingufs Paper Zoo. The baby animals always inherited the colours of the mother and the father animals, you basically had some awesome breeding possibilities.

961 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9284 06:53

chuck norris jokes celebrate outdated machismo and neoliberal settler bootstrapping, shaggy memes celebrate the disaffected, aimless proto-millennial layabout through retooling pop cultural signifiers

962 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9284 15:07

daddy: licking my bratty butthole
me: ngh!! daddy!! sex noises
daddy: stops hm do you have tapeworms sweetie?
me: tehehe! yis :33 butthole opens up my tapeworm says hi!! uwu tapeworm nuzzles daddy

963 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9284 16:51

The Goblin Dildo Emporium is run by an entrepreneurial Goblin called, Oscar, who travels magic lands and takes lifecasts of all things phallic. If it looks like it can penetrate the Goblin takes a mold of it...

964 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9284 20:21

An orc taking the red pill would just realize that he is an orc.

965 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9285 06:37

"We wanted nuts that spoke to us. Something that expressed a timelessness of quality and utility. Innovative balls. Courageous danglers. Testicles that evoke the emotions of the finest jewellery while really packing the punch when it comes to storing and spritzing jizz... So today we are just so excited to share this with you: Apple Scrotum."

John Mayer plays in background, images of hipsters John Wayneing about their day with massive brushed steel balls between their legs.

966 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9286 01:54

It's the beauty of socialism: getting Rabbis to load the trains.

967 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9286 05:27

>>966
So is the alt-right in favor of socialism now because it makes the Jews turn on each other? I haven't been keeping up with politics.

968 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9286 22:32

yes, I just compared the USSR with Manchester United.

969 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9287 01:42

I only voted for Donald Trump because I have submission fetish.

I've fantasized about being under the rule of a dictator ever since I can remember. Every relationship I've ever had has been a 24/7 dominance and submission lifestyle.

My ultimate fantasy is for a dictator (male or female) to command me to give him/her oral sex with the military standing by ready to take my head off if I'm not sufficient enough at oral sex.

Voting for donald trump in itself was an erotic experience. After I voted, I ran to my car and furiously jacked off, thinking about Donald Trump commanding me to suck him off. I watched the election with my friends, pretending to root for Hillary Clinton. I think I masturbated 7 or 8 times that night.

Anyway, I feel guilty about my vote, and want to apologize. I'm sorry if this is weird, but it's therapeutic to get this off my chest. Say whatever you want about me, I know I deserve it.

970 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9287 14:35

Democratic Western Gf
-Corporate Slave🚮
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-Fake Feminist🚮
-Fake Socialist 🚮
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Communist Revolutionary Chinese Gf
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971 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9288 05:59

Guys, this is huge. If it is indeed true that Gerald Cotten is behind this, then this is definitive proof of life after death.

IMHO this goes well beyond the minor issue of the QuadrigaCX liquidation. Losing $200 million is meaningless, but knowing that therefs an afterlife and that the souls of the dead can indeed return and walk among us is the most important discovery of the past thousand years.

The ancient Egyptians believed that the dead carry wealth to the afterlife. Which is why Pharaohs were buried in lavish tombs filled with riches and treasure.

Three thousand years later, with the advent of blockchain technology, the validity of this practice is finally proven. Truly, there is nothing blockchain and cryptocurrency cannot do.

It brings a whole new meaning to the term gPyramid schemeh.

972 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9288 11:02

>>970
I read that as Gook Good Food

973 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9288 11:38

so what i'm hearing is a group of fish > maroon 5

974 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9289 09:12

It's long been theorized that lesbians don't exist. Perhaps, most lesbians aren't genuinely attracted to the same sex like they claim, they're too ugly to get a man so they lean towards the same sex. Not to mention, studies have found that a large percentage of lesbians have had sex with multiple men before in their life. I will be doing more research on this subject in the coming days.

975 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9290 11:18

First of all, I'm still trying to figure out how Shaggy became a massive meme. I don't find it funny at all, but that my personal opinion. And the fact that people are still asking for it, even after the devs have confirmed that he won't be making it into MK11 annoys the hell out of me.

Secondly, Mortal Kombat is a violent fighting game. The characters/fighters in the game are unique, badass and they scream violence/gore. Shaggy is a fucking cartoon character ffs, instead of making petitions for Shaggy(and people signing for that shit), I don't see people asking for other characters that suit the MK universe so well, for example Doomguy, Duke Nukem, Pennywise, Hellraiser, Micheal Myers or any other worthy characters, instead of that fucking dipshit Shaggy.

Sorry everyone, no offence to Shaggy, Scooby Doo is part of my childhood, but this whole Shaggy shit has gone way too far. I hope he doesn't ever makes it into this or any other upcoming MK games. The last thing I don't want to see is a franchise being ruined because of some stupid suggestions.

976 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9291 12:37

I keep seeing this term "uwu" going around and nobody in the mainstream media covering it.

It means:
Ultimate
White
Unity

And it's being used as a dog-whistle for white supremacists. @splcenter @NAACP please expose these ppl! @MSNBC @CNN @HuffPost @nytimes

977 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9291 15:51

I will tell you guys what; I didn't used to believe in this stuff about reptilians. However, I am not just a believer, I know it exist.

It seems as though the reptilians are unable to keep their shape if they are experiencing extreme emotions. I worked for a big telecomm company and I had this boss that enjoyed on a Draconian level to make people suffer. She would target a new person every quarter, and just make their lives hell until they eventually quit. When they hired me, I noticed that she made several satanic gestures with her hands during meetings, etc. After having worked with her, and giving what she thought was the right response over time to her gestures, she thought I was one of them (at the very least a Satanist). So, she took me under her wing to train, and she started sharing with me some of her thought about people. They were extremely dark and draconian, but I had no idea how dark. One day, she offered me a promotion, to a management position. She like to put people in positions of power that she felt she could control, so that she could get away with some heinous, even illegal activity. I refused, and soon became the target of her evil deeds. She would always ask if I feared her, which I did not, and when I said no, she would get really angry.

Now, I digress, but here is something that I learned. It seems as though these reptilians shapeshift with something that is comparable to a refresh rate on a computer. So you know how you cannot see your computer or TV blinking but it is, it is just doing it at a much faster rate than the eye can see. I think their shapeshifting works that way, and with a well trained eye, just like you can train yourself to see a computer refresh blinking, you can see a reptilian shapeshift.

So, I went to get Lasik surgery. Shortly there after, I notice not only had I been able to see 20/10, but I could now see things I did not even know exist before. Also, I could focus on objects for a lot longer than the before. So after the surgery, she was moving in for the "kill" with me to fire me (which didn't work). However, I got her so upset during this meeting that she started to shapeshift before my eyes. First, it was just a skin color change. However, later it was also a texture change, and then a shape change. I was amazed at what I was seeing, and I made certain not to blink during the first 2 minutes or so while seeing it. I finally blinked, at least twice, but the shapeshifting was still occurring. I think then, she caught herself, realized that I had seen (I probably had a shocked look on my face), and she tried to stay calm with a smile on her face and she cut the meeting short. Needless to say, she never did get to fire me, however, after that meeting, she never met with me again. She barely said more than good morning to me after that. Her reptilian/draconian tactics did not stop, she just did it through the managers she had set in place.

After this, I became a true believer. I had never seen anything like this and I would not have believed it if I did not see it with my own eyes.

Why is there no proof? Well, I think that current day technology (i.e., cameras and video equipment) has too slow a refresh rate and/or shutter speed to catch the transition. However, if you know someone that may be a reptilian, get them really upset, and if you look very carefully, you will see a glitch in the matrix. The question is, do you want to blue pill or the red pill. Once you see it, you will never see the world in the same way again and they seem to all know that you are able to see them.

Knowledge is power!

Jay

978 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9291 20:14

I am AUSTRALIAN, I have always throughout my life watched and loved Chinese movies, I've had a Chinese maths teacher, Chinese bosses within the Hospitality' industry, and I try to mimic the accent and words even though I don't know what they mean, TO CHINA AND MY FRIENDS THAT I MET FROM MONGOLIA, AND TO ALL OF THE ASIAN REGION, I LOVE YOU, I STAND SIDE BY SIDE WITH YOU, I HONOUR YOU* APPRAISALS

979 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9291 21:17

>>975
I think if you think back to Launchpad McQuack/Greatest Side-Kick poll that was on gamespot in 2011, you might find an answer. While I also don't believe the Shaggy thing is funny at all, neither did any of the people who were taking part in the pole. It seems like the same relative concept but I could also be way off.

980 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9291 21:17

>>979
Fuck me I forgot the thread title.

981 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9291 23:52

>>980
Happens to the best of us

982 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9292 14:46

Try explaining "the 2021 American Civil War started with a skirmish between furries and racist bodybuilders" to someone from 2005

983 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9293 01:28

>so gay Nazis are a thing?

I have to say, as a German, our Nazi teacher in school taught us that we lost due to the English betrayal and because Göring was dumb, but my own research convinced me that it was because Hitler (asexual) was not gay.

Frederic the Great was raised by his father to be a Spartan fag. He died childless but made a rural, piss-poor minor country - Prussia - into a great power. Even Napoleon trembled at his grave. This is the power of gay supremacy.

984 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9293 01:42

Hello, gPenis Fredh here. I will be sure to check out these books.

985 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9293 02:26

I am going to drink iodine and hope I don't work at mcdonalds until I die.

986 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9293 05:59

I dunno, I think a perfectly-okay Jesus birthing himself triumphantly out of a lion's asshole would be pretty neat. Of course given the most common iconography, I guess it would be Jesus getting eaten by the lion in the first place.

I have a feeling the whole "this is my body" line might not be given such preeminence in the religion were that the case.

Or maybe it would?

987 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9293 17:26

This fucker came into my gym a couple of weeks ago dressed in that weird getup and I thought he had walked in by accident and gave him directions to the nearest leather club, but he got all fucking aggressive and tried to fight me.

988 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9294 00:32

We're not talking about computers or phones at the moment. We are talking about you having to euthanize your cat, because it is the vegan thing to do.

This has nothing to do with pretend pure veganism or competition or anything. Just the simple matter of your cat and what you know you should do. It is very easy to be vegan until the hard choices come up. Listen to yourself talk like people who eat meat talk to us every day. Give fake reasons, spew whataboutisms, it's nothing new.

Yes there are other issues and if you want to talk about them, we can do it separately.

989 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9296 22:07

fapping to incest while high has become my anchor and im drowning

990 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9297 02:12

>homoerotic bullying

How very British

991 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9298 01:55

This song was funny in the nineties when people could actually find work that paid for things like housing and food, now it just seems kind of mean.

992 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9298 14:06

I am a Grammy nominated songwriter-producer with songs in movies like Rocky Balboa, Beverly Hills Chihuahua, Expendables 2 and hundreds of TV shows. If I told up and coming artists and songwriters that working at MacDonalds would make you more money than my yearly royalties, they would think I am a huge liar. Foreign royalties that even pay theatrical royalties only adds up to pennies and under 50 dollars most times, and remember, I am talking the biggest grossing movies and most popular TV shows. ASCAP should be ashamed of itself and I should have my head examined to pursue this career for so long!

993 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9298 21:32

Raita designed Valkyria Chronicles 2 kilometers underground, inside SEGAfs maximum security, solitary confinement ward.

No less than fifteen men had high-powered assault weapons trained on his head the entire time, required by law to unload the whole clip should they feel even a fraction of Raitafs power above what was recommended by their top art directors.

The man himself was kept in the center of an empty room, a straitjacket and mask keeping him from any movement. He does not draw you see, he wills a design to life on the sheets of paper you bring near him, and so sheet after sheet was filled with the images of anime soldiers of all shapes and sizes, the lovable crew of Squad Seven.

But they underestimated Raita. Just because he was chained down like a dog did not mean he couldnft find an outlet for the horny. A rookie soldier, the first day on their job, made the mistake of wandering into daydream; specifically a daydream of anime tiddies.

A drop of water in the desert. Raitafs eyes flashed. Lo and behold Selvaria grew torpedo tits larger than her head. The rookiefs eyes were set alight, the walls began to bleed rust, the screams of pain and lust echoing through the nightmares of all who witnessed this forever.

And yet they could not kill him. gOur contract remains intact. h He protested behind delighted eyes, as the survivors leveled their weapons on his head. gI used none of my own desires to shape Selvaria. Rather, I was only fulfilling the wishes of our dearly departed little friend.h

One day, no soldiers came into the room. Instead, one man approached Raita in the center, a piece of paper in hand.

gGood afternoon. My name is Takashi Takeuchi. Ifd like to hire you for our FGO project! h

Raita watched him with curious eyes as Takeuchi began to undo the straitjacketfs belts.

gWhat are you doing? h

gWell how are you supposed to draw anything without hands? h

Raita smiled.

994 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9299 06:18

do those spiders prey on squirrels or just our hopes for a brighter future

995 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9301 22:45

ok commonwealth is just a fancy word for state of uk. that is the reason why you guys still have the queen as your queen. your government officials are only in office if the "crown" approves. also one of the queen of englands titles is "Queen of New Zealand" so yes new zealand and the rest of the :commonwealth" states are part of the UK or united kingdom

996 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9303 12:08

So since I was 14, I have been attracted to nerdy men, but not because of their genitalia or I want to fuck their genitals, I'm specifically sexually aroused by their thighs after reading about nerds who strangled other men to death with their thighs. I get very aroused at these cases and stories, and 9 years later I feel exactly the same about nerds and their thighs.

I am not the only person to feel this way, there's a subreddit called r/Thighsexual which even has a Discord server dedicated to it. Thighsexual is named after the body part we're turned on by.

So recently I came out to my mother. My mom always thought I was gay and I told my mom I'm not gay so she asked me if I was interested in getting a wife, I said no. She seemed so disappointed and I told her, with tears in my eyes, that I am a Thighsexual. She paused for a moment, replying monotonously with ''what the fuck is that?'' and I explained to her that it means I basically want to fuck the thighs of nerdy men and get strangled by their thighs. She retched and started yelling at me and throwing coat hangers at me, storming out the room and calling me a freak.

997 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9304 20:05

i dont have autism but i have a friend who knows someone with autism and i guess thats kinda a compkiment right? being told you type like someone an age older than you. XD

Not part of the paste, but we're almost at 1000!!!

998 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9304 21:17

  1. I'm the only person that makes my code. I understand it clearly.
  2. It doesn't. When I make oper a char variable, it just executes the "else" clause and then numb3 would be empty.
  3. See 1.
  4. I never studied negative numbers so I don't what happens if I divide a number by negative whatever.
  5. What if somebody with low intelligence doesn't remember to put the "." in?
  6. Fine.

No excuses part: I'm not about to learn advanced algebra just to make somebody happy.

999 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9304 21:17

Indeed, nonsense is nonsense and yours is not welcome here. Thread locked.

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