[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Shark tits][#32] (999)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9282 04:41

Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/-255,257-
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
#19 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1447380051/
#20 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1454364216/
#21 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1462941578/
#22 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1473295155/-383,385-
#23 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1480168637/
#24 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489339924/
#24.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489348442/
#25 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1503631448/
#26 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1519019746/
#27 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1526013591/
#28 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1529348654/
#29 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1531317324/
#30 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1534535341/
#31 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1540327913/

2 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9282 05:13

Sharks aren't even mammals, you imbecile.

3 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9282 05:17

okay, but shark girls are hawt

well the hawt ones are hawt

i'm just horny okay

4 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9282 07:21

favorite 2hu artist tweeted that his ass was bleeding and hasn't said anything since

I hope he's ok

5 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9282 07:55

on the other hand 2019 is wild

his own mother probably doesn't even know his ass is bleeding but some NEET american on the other side of the world at 3 am does and wished him well for it

fuckin bonkers mates

6 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9282 10:17

>>4 ‚Æ‚ ‚é‘D’·‚Ìãè–å”j‰ó

7 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9282 11:18

>>2
Suck the man milk straight from my massive shark dick

8 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9282 11:35

Bad thread title >>1 you're such a DQN XD

9 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9282 12:31

>>7 p-present it owo

10 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9282 14:34

I shouldn't have read the lyrics to Deadly Valentine, it was better when it was a french lady singing in unintellegible english.

11 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9282 15:40

mercury reminds me of fuyu mo machinegun

12 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9282 17:00

Say what you want about PC gaming, but I shouldn't risk cutting myself when assembling fucking consumer-level electronics, what the shit. At least I didn't bloodied up the motherboard.

13 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9282 17:33

>>12
Lord Carmack demands blood sacrifice as tribute in exchange for a consistent 120 FPS.

14 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9282 20:09

> YouTube
> uTu
> heyyyyyyyyyyy what's up it's ya boy fr00t snax uTu

15 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9282 21:42

notices influencer owo whos this

16 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9282 22:06

>>12
Heatsink?

17 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9282 23:56

Perhaps.

18 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9283 00:11

thelististructure

19 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9283 00:17

er, thelitistructure
wish 'super' would fit in there somehow

20 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9283 01:06

THANOS CAR

21 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9283 02:36

http://tanasinn.info/index.php?title=Special:Contributions/TheSuperMagnesium&offset=&limit=500

has there ever been anyone so devoted to poorly documenting history and geography on an abandoned comedy wiki no one reads?

22 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9283 03:48

>>21 the SAoVQ link is now a spam blog that looks like some effort was put into it... unless you look at the logo spelling it "secre tarea", which is a style of DADDYCOOL THE VIPPE Rbut then I checked around and it's not an easter egg, guess we didn't payhim enough :(

23 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9283 03:53

If SAoVQ had become a member of the United Nations and appointed members to key positions, DADDYCOOL could have been the secretariat of VIP quality.

24 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9283 04:10

I have spent entirely too much effort today trying to figure out how to pirate a game from 2004. Can't find a keygen and think it's reasonably unlikely someone ever made one. The one serial I found is most likely only compatible with the initial version, which I can't find; if I set the system clock to when the serial is valid (which is before the findable version was released), the registration part will confirm that it's valid and accept it, then when that dialog box is closed the game will yell a rejection message and quit. I'm not quite 1337 enough to get any useful information out of a disassembly, and not rich enough to have the really nice tools for poking at things.

/shrug

25 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9283 04:51

>>24 I tried being 1337 enough several times throughout my life, I think by now I've sour-grapes'd myself into facing a reality that there are good reasons there aren't really that many people who can do anything meaningful with disassembled code.

26 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9283 05:36

HEY HEY HEY

I'M A MAN WEET A PLAHN

27 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9283 11:03

Let's get FUCKED UP!

28 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9283 11:52

sad
lonely
broke
and now also freezing

falling asleep in a snowbank with a bottle of everclear doesn't sound so bad anymore

29 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9283 12:41

so what I'm getting is that if I want to get laid I have to learn to pretend to enjoy alcohol

30 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9283 13:46

>>16
not sure, i was just suddenly bleeding

31 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9283 14:55

I deserve this.

32 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9283 15:50

gay porn looking like a renaissance painting

33 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9283 17:48

I want to start a shoegaze band

34 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9283 18:56

God why is my nose hair so FUCKING itchy? Does no one else experience itchy nose hair??

35 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9283 19:18

I hear nice things about radare2

36 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9283 19:30

>>34
Do you like pulling the closest to nostrils out with your fingers?

37 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9283 20:05

Microsoft doesn't indulge on masturbatory navel-gazing philosophical though experiments such as ship of theseus, so if you change your motherboard, it's a new computer and your license is not valid.

38 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9283 20:54

Anti-intellectualism as justification for being a capitalism apologist? That's a paddlin'

39 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9283 20:59

I realize now that was probably some form of irony

40 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9284 01:33

That tilde guy's site... what if it meant to be an allusion to "masturbate"?

41 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9284 01:37

>>34
omg I have this exact same problem.
it gets a little better if I trim it but it grows back pretty much instantly

42 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9284 01:44

> "youtube oncologist" is a thing
> and it shows up in my recommendations

my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

43 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9284 02:00

calling my representative to advocate for euthanasia so that youtube, 4-ch, and other websites with terminal cancer can die with dignity

44 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9284 11:47

>>43 What makes you say 4-ch has terminal cancer?

45 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9284 13:18

open source gacha game

(an idea so cursed i'm considering touching it)

46 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9284 13:37

We must have a lot more users than I thought. Since I posted the illegal scam link yesterday my site got 140 unique visits, which is 140 more than normal.

47 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9284 15:11

a rimjob and a dinner

48 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9284 15:12

>>44
You're so toxic, it's worse than chemo.

49 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9284 16:16

why have john 3:16 at a sports game when you could have revelation (of john) 3:16 at a sports game

50 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9284 19:00

16 So, because you are lukewarm—neither hot nor cold—I am about to spit you out of my mouth.

vc: wow

51 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9284 19:42

>>43,48
You can just leave, you know.

52 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9284 20:34

>>51
Oh wow, now you're unironically toxic!

53 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9284 20:40

*fart*

54 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9284 20:46

>>52
Aren't you the same guy who decides to throw this exact tantrum, unprovoked, every couple of months? Just go away.

If not, please feel free to show me, random internet stranger, the error of my ways, so that I may cease poisoning you with my toxins.

55 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9284 21:26

Politely asking my cancer cells to leave my body before they kill me.

56 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9284 21:26

You probably think that post is about you. Don't you? Don't you?

57 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9284 21:29

>>54
The original toxic post was a joke, it's derived from the youtube oncologist post above. Nobody is toxic here, we hadn't got a single flamewar in months, we all love each other and we love you too.

58 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9284 21:31

All of you shut up or I'm saying his name three times in the mirror.

59 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9284 21:40

I kinda want one of those novelty tentacle dildos, but they're so expensive...

60 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9284 21:42

<3

Properly detecting and conveying sarcasm through text is hard

61 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9284 22:27

hi i'm >>43 and a degree-holding website oncologist

youtube has aggressive, malignant cancer marked by periods of intense rage and an inability to control its bowels, while 4-ch has a slowly decaying tumor of the userbase that has caused it to fall into a near comatose state with just enough mental activity that its loving parents refuse to discontinue life support

hope that clears things up

62 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9285 01:03

As Oscar Wilde used to say, the only thing worse than being in a near-comatose state is not being in a near-comatose state, arf arf

63 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9285 01:22

for real though, I miss the time when youtube poops were good

64 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9285 01:48

This guy makes old-style youtube poops, and appears to be active. Last video was last week.
https://www.youtube.com/user/iteachvader/videos

65 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9285 01:57

Your mom is so shallow, she probably thinks this quip is about her.

66 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9285 02:33

You're about as deep as a bowl of soup, and your tongue is about as sharp as a soup spoon

67 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9285 03:06

"I beg your pardon" is a correct way of saying it, isn't it?
Why do I have "I beg you a pardon" firmly lodged in my head?

68 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9285 03:06

MOTHERFUCK this is surprisingly hard

69 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9285 06:15

>>67
Is your name Mario Mario?

70 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9285 07:44

key lime yogurt, yeah boyeeeee

71 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9285 08:07

>>67

> In his essay "A Nice Derangement of Epitaphs", philosopher Donald Davidson suggests that malapropisms reveal something about how people process the meanings of words. He argues that language competence must not simply involve learning a set meaning for each word, and then rigidly applying those semantic rules to decode other people's utterances. Rather, he says, people must also be continually making use of other contextual information to interpret the meaning of utterances, and then modifying their understanding of each word's meaning based on those interpretations.[31]

AFAICT most study of how the brain and memory works since then has largely supported this argument. We are running around less with a dictionary in our heads, and more like poorly remembered versions of its citations.

72 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9285 15:06

>>69
eyyyyy are you a francesco from da italiano bistro, he makes da gooda calzone

73 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9285 21:08

printing hello world is so easy, it's just a matter of string->u8vector standard-output-port 1 dig port-write

also monads are just monoids in the category of endofunctors

what's the problem

74 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9285 21:56

20 GOTO 10

75 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9285 22:12

I feel like using Tumblr makes me hate Jews more.

76 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9285 22:54

Tell me about your bones.

77 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9285 23:03

I am the Bones of Creation.

78 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9285 23:12

Every day since I've left that place I've been thanking myself for it.

79 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9286 01:01

I mean yeah, everyone is entitled to an opinion. What they aren't entitled to is having their opinion be respected or taken into consideration when it's clear they know nothing about the thing they have an opinion on.

80 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9286 05:56

>>77
I am the "bone" of my "sword".

81 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9286 10:35

>Consistent accounts are given that Jeannefs hair was short and black, that she had brown eyes and her complexion was dark and sun-burnt. As Jeanne arrived in Chinon, Philip of Bergamo said, eshe was short as to her stature.f
>The people of Domremy testified that Jeanne [...] had brown eyes and her complexion was dark and sun-burnt. As Jeanne arrived in Chinon, Philip of Bergamo said, eshe was short as to her stature.f
>According to Jean DfAulon, Jeannefs steward, who often helped her to get in and out of her suit of armor and slept many times in the same room as Jeanne, described her as being beautiful, strong, and well-formed (shapely).
>Every description of Jeannefs hair was that it was short and black. Her eyes were described as glarge, dark, and graveh.

Why is she so consistently portrayed in fiction as almost the exact opposite (tall, pale, long blonde hair, thin and delicate) of how she actually looked? Looking especially hard at you, Nasuverse.

82 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9286 11:09

>>81
Some possible explanations for Jeanne being a blonde bombshell are -

• In the Nasuverse: Jeanne was first planned as a character for Fate/Apocrypha back when it was an MMO project that later got aborted. In the Fate/Apocrypha novels that got written later, she manifested by possessing some random French chick from modern times named Leticia and in doing so assumed her appearance. Who knows if this was part of the original MMO story, but it gave them a plausible excuse to change her look.

In Fate/Zero Gilles de Rais mistakes Saber for Jeanne, and so Takeuchi may have wanted to make her look similar enough to Saber that this wasn't literally insane (not that he isn't.) She has the "Saberface" trait in FGO.

• In Japanese shit in general: I think Jeanne's first depiction in a video game was as Janne D'arc in World Heroes from 1992. This may have started the trend. Or maybe some random fucking manga or anime I've never heard of did, though none of the ones listed on the Japanese Wikipedia that predate World Heroes look like they were very popular.

It could also be Ingrid Bergman's fault, though that doesn't explain the long hair.

83 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9286 16:15

There is also a sort of idealization regarding "what features do Westerners have that Asians don't that is found attractive" so the probability of an idealized character being blond(e) / blue eyes is very high. To augment >>82, Rose of Versailles is probably the work most responsible for cementing this archetype, especially as regards attractive androgynous female badasses (which the Nasuverse is absolutely infested with in case you didn't notice lol, but it's seriously an oft-cited influence to this day).

Many (certainly not all) haafu in anime are portrayed with that combo despite that a majority of Westerners aren't blonds and by animu logic they might not "actually" be blond just like their classmate might not "actually" have pink hair. (When we're going with idol/mahoushoujo crap, yellow-themed girls tend to be the onee-san type, for example, so it may not have anything to do with Western genes). High school genetics even claims it's impossible barring a very unlikely mutation--that's not the whole picture, but let's just say I've never heard of either trait occurring in someone who has, for sure, a 100% Asian and a natural blond or blue-eyed parent; granted, I don't look very hard, but I do live (and grew up) in one of the areas they are most likely to exist.

84 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9286 17:13

if cats are liquid then that means they don't shed, they evaporate, which is consistent with my observations of "not fucking being able to own black clothes unless i keep them in a sealed bag"

85 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9286 20:24

Oh, so Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure actually got it right.

86 Name: 82 : 1993-09-9286 22:16

>>83
Yeah, Rose of Versailles definitely came to mind, but doesn't literally have Jeanne d'Arc as a character (AFAIK) so I didn't theorize about it.

That said FGO features the Chevalier d'Eon too and there's obviously a healthy heaping of Oscar in that character design, although also a healthy heaping of moeblob.

Probably some Oscar in the original Saber too, who lead to all these other blondies.

87 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9287 03:12

It carries out and/or is w

88 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9287 12:19

It's so easy to get lost.

89 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9287 15:22

Remember when Placebo swapped Joan of Arc's hearing aid for a Sega Mega Drive? It still melted

90 Name: vc: weshly : 1993-09-9287 15:51

>>86 heh, I'm just a loserific consumer of Japanese crap and that sort of archetype is one of my less disgusting fetishes, so I've had time to think about such things ._.;;

Incidentally, I did just literally start FGO. The old-school troll in me says there is no actual point to continuing past the first scenario, since (SPOILER) even once you filtered out the "first one's free" mobile game dose like easy energy and Babby's First 10-pull (ACTUAL SPOILER BUT SOME Y'ALL READ VERY FAST) you get bestgirl, lose worstgirl, find out the world has already ended, and never have to face not getting your preferred gacha waifu. Like Christmas morning.

91 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9287 17:28

The Secret Area is currently down

92 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9287 18:49

It's back, I guess?

93 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9287 22:37

I don't have a soundloud but hek out my OOL FREE RINGTONES

94 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9288 00:32

>>90
The old-school troll in me wholeheartedly agrees that Cú Chulainn (Caster) is bestgirl.

95 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9288 07:38

today is my first day of work ever in my life

i'm 24, almost 25

rip to the NEET life, feels like the real end of an era. those dreamlike days are never coming back.

96 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9288 12:05

I am your goddess.

97 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9288 12:12

>>95 You never know. When I started work I was disappointed to no longer be NEET, but actually I was surprised by finding a fun job that paid well. After a few years the company folded, and I was a NEET again but even better because I'd saved a stash of cash. No more hassle writing up my jobseekers diary to get the dole! Take it easy a while and then another job will appear. And then they might make cuts and you find yourself unemployed again.

98 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9288 13:20

my vocabulary level be like, I know the word "rede" but I also can't formulate a thought without using "like" about 50 times

99 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9288 13:59

A woman whom you know to possess multiple dildoes that're at most as large as your penis, will surely also have several larger ones hidden away.

100 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9289 00:31

Hydrox? Sure, I'll eat 'em while watching my Betamax tapes.
captcha: no

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