What can you do when you turn 18? (117)

1 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 03:06

It was my birthday today, and I turned 18. So far I have:

  • Apply for Selective Service. Why did I mention this? Because pretty much every guy I asked the above question responded with this -- for several people, it was the first thing that came to mind. wtf?
  • Buy cigarettes, I might try smoking, but it's pretty unlikely I will. Too expensive :/
  • Get a handgun permit. I will do this, but I have no money to buy gun, so it's useless right now.
  • Go to a strip club. Waste of money, I have interbutt.

Anything I can be happy about, or should dread?

2 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 03:23

haHA, this was supposed to be in General. Whatever.

3 Name: LeDQN!/sly9iFJgg : 1993-09-4608 03:27

Moved to General.

4 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 03:43

lotto.

5 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 12:48

not be loli.

6 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 16:39

vote

7 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 16:40

vote

8 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 18:48

Have sex like a man, you wuss.

9 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 19:27

You can vote another idiot president for your country, YAY!

10 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4627 22:39

When you turn 18, you legally do the same crap that you have done for years.

11 Name: Brenden : 1993-09-4839 01:56

I just turned 18 and i can now gamble in some casinos, buy porn, cigarettes, dip, hookah/hookah bars, enter smoke shops and buy a piece or a bong/water pipe, smoke salvia (big waste of money), i can check myself out of school, be out past city curfue, stripclub, and buy redline (an entense energy drink that you have to be 18+ to order, oh and i can buy hampsters to feed to my snake.

12 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4839 21:01

>>11 good, since we don't need kids like you to vote.

13 Name: Kate : 1993-09-4971 16:05

rent a hotel room

14 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4971 16:13

Post on DQN like a VIP.

15 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4971 16:19

In my country the drinking age is 18.

16 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4972 00:51

You're old enough to do porn, so go do porn.

17 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4972 01:20

I'm gonna turn 22 pretty soon, and then I'll get to charge my lazer!

18 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4972 01:21

>>1
You can't properly appreciate a strip club until you're a lot older and have had plenty of sex, anyway. It's like fine wine as opposed to the cheap beer of porn, but I doubt you could really appreciate it at your current level. It's also really expensive.

19 Name: yeah : 1993-09-5020 13:10

Poop Sex!!!

20 Name: silent sage : 1993-09-5020 13:33

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21 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5020 13:38

in england you can buyt alcofohol

22 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5020 14:12

You can also buy a hooker.

23 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5022 23:56

>>22 I thought that if there was a lady cop dressed as a hooker, they don't care what your age is, they will bypass justice...

24 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5023 19:44

You now have a choice between voting and not voting!

25 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5023 20:11

>>24
not voting = a nice fine

26 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5023 21:28

>>25
Oh, so you live in the fine city of Singapore then?

27 Name: loz : 1993-09-5152 10:47

haha in australia you can buy alcohol when ur 18. and thats what im gonna be in two days:)

28 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5152 11:12

>>27
HAHA KID

29 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5152 22:46

>>28
HAHA ADULT

30 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5153 14:31

I didn't apply for selective service. I figured someone would call me and force to do it. Lol, hasn't happened yet.

31 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training : 1993-09-5153 15:00

>>29
HAHA MORTAL

32 Name: TrippytheTripcode!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-5154 04:06

You can send me some more money.

33 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5157 01:23

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Wear mittens!

34 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5253 20:47

Get kicked out of the house and live on your own.

35 Name: J : 1993-09-5496 04:53

Wow, this is wierd.
you guys were talking about this when I was three yrs. old.

.. I'm just about to turn 18 in a few min.
Nice Info though.
I like the comment that when you're 18, the only difference is that you're doing it legally.

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5496 05:08

>>35

W-what? This board hasn't even been around for a month, buddy.

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5496 05:19

In my country, I can legally star in a porno before I can buy a beer.

38 Name: your face : 1993-09-5506 02:42

hahaha.. that person thought the 1993 meant the year 1993. I thought the exact same thing though, trippy. I'm about to turn 18 too.. woo!

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5506 03:14

>>38
What in the hell are you blithering about? What else would it be?

40 Name: jew : 1993-09-5525 16:28

go fuck a horse

41 Name: anthoy : 1993-09-5552 19:01

i can't to be 18 i will be and may 2nd so cootys

42 Name: gsf : 1993-09-5579 06:03

-get tattoos and piercings without parents
-buy cigs
-rent a hotel room
-casinos
-rent or buy a home

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5579 06:21

>>35
learn to dqn-time

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5579 07:11

>>1
You forgot get drunk in Mexico.
Oh well, OP is like 20 by now.

45 Name: BIGMIKE : 1993-09-5579 08:06

http://www.google.com/search?q=%22What+can+you+do+when+you+turn+18%3F%22

46 Name: kelsey : 1993-09-5602 18:57

you can adopt a puppy and go on the price is right

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5602 19:01

You can do drugs and end up on TV.

48 Name: Olddirtybastard : 1993-09-5670 00:40

KILL NIGGERS NO ONE LIKES NIGGERS!!!!!!

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5670 02:48

i like hally berry

50 Name: hahaahahah : 1993-09-5672 21:41

buy bullets

51 Name: Brianna : 1993-09-5700 03:04

screw men who go to strip clubs while they have a lady at home. their parents raised a spoiled man.

52 Name: ()-I-< im stewie : 1993-09-5707 13:17

good ideas

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5707 16:08

For me the best part of turning 18 was being able to buy dry ice.

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5707 16:38

Hey, OP's birthday was 3 days ago! Happy birthday, OP!

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5708 01:59

>>54
What are you talking about? It hasn't even been a month.

56 Name: lol : 1993-09-5734 04:02

Revisited 16 years later.

57 Name: hey : 1993-09-5754 11:50

hey

58 Name: you : 1993-09-5755 12:19

you

59 Name: 8 : 1993-09-5755 23:49

buy whiteout, glue and all that other shit that can get you hi

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5756 06:12

OP is now 21.

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5756 06:13

( ˃ ヮ˂) ITT: WHAT YOU CAN DO WHEN YOU TURN 21!!

62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5756 14:10

>>53 lol

21- buy liqour, mawsh (a fitting captcha)

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5756 16:28

>>55
OP is forever 18...

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5757 22:09

>>63
OP is 17 again

65 Name: hf : 1993-09-5789 16:37

whats going on

66 Name: bOb : 1993-09-5971 14:02

you guys are dumb....

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5971 20:07

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ >>66 Interesting. That may well be the reason we post on this text board, we have no other means to say what we think, due to being "dumb".

68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5971 21:45

I was 18 when I made this post >>44
I'm 20 now. This thread really brings back memories.

69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5972 02:38

What can do you do when you turn 21 besides tear up your fake ID?

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5972 03:47

>>69
You don't actually have to be 21 to tear up a fake ID.

71 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5972 13:57

We can spread my aids together

72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5972 14:04

>>69 Fly an aeroplane

73 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5972 16:19

>>69 You could probably get into most regular clubs and casino floors.

74 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5972 17:28

>>72
You can do that at 14.

75 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5972 20:16

>>74
You can do that at age four. But some things are best only attempted in Iran.

76 Name: Macaroni : 1993-09-6014 05:00

About to turn 18 in 5 days cant wait.

77 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6014 07:44

>>76
You could hook up with me without me risking jail time.

78 Name: Macaroni : 1993-09-6014 09:26

whats risking you to get jail time?

79 Name: OmGIm18 : 1993-09-6018 15:29

Finally Turned 18. Also its me Macaroni. lawlz.

80 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6019 04:12

>>79
( ﾟДﾟ) What the hell is your problem?!

81 Name: :P : 1993-09-6020 21:27

loosers

82 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6020 22:34

underage b&

83 Name: einstein : 1993-09-6087 00:42

my friend turned 18 today and she tattooed a unicorn on her back. it looks good

84 Name: gummybear : 1993-09-6090 06:39

become a striper thats what i did

85 Name: ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠ : 1993-09-6093 09:44

Expand my mind.

86 Name: vadoozee : 1993-09-6102 04:42

what year is this

87 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6102 21:51

>>86
1993, of course.

88 Name: WooW : 1993-09-6145 12:21

wow this threads old 2010 yeah

89 Name: fewfw : 1993-09-6148 07:22

strong 17 year bump

90 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6148 14:58

>>88-89
No, you seriously can't be that dense.

91 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6148 20:15

>>90
DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

92 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6170 00:29

lol i was born in '93

93 Name: wudafugg : 1993-09-6173 04:03

internet sarcasm has been going strong since the day i was born.
93 babies FTW

94 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6174 04:03

>>93 (AARP) REPRESENT

95 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6174 20:32

SONG THREAD HIJACK! This is now retroactively a song thread!

Title >>15
First verse >>22,19,22,16
Chours >>22,22,22,22,22,22,22,22
Second verse >>22,22,22,19
Third verse >>22,22,22,16
Bridge >>19,16,19,16

96 Name: wild Tail : 1993-09-6210 14:40

haha just turned 18 today, and no '92 FTW!! Lets see things to do when ur 18..... I started off by pissing off the cops XD

At 11:59PM Aug. 31, 2010, I called the cops on myself impersonating my father saying I was a 17 yr old run away, sometime this morning around 1:30 AM September 1, 2010 The cops found me (I hate the cops here) and attempted to take me hostage (arrest me) and at first they do the, hey is your name so and so, I said yes, they say into their radio I have the 17 yr. old runaway then some numbers. I said what? He said your a minor and there for I have no rights, then he attempted to arrest me, and I still got arrested.... lol lets see on the car ride over to the police station I told the cop he was gona be sued for kidnapping. Then he said "Oh, really how do you plan to do that?" Then I asked what time it was, he said what does that matter, then said it was 1:42 AM, and I said "I plan to be able to do it because you just arrested a 18 yr. old without reason. He didn't believe me, when we got to the police station he tried to call my parents who were still asleep, but he didn't reach anyone. K, so about 3:00AM or so I'm still bitching saying I'm 18 and cops can get arrested to for kidnapping, and by this time they FIANALLY ASKED ME!! for valid proof that I was 18, so I showed them my ID, they looked shit faced, got extremely pissed off, and had to let me go, and now I really do have the choice if I want to sue them or not now! =D (I probably won't but I was half expecting to not be arrested, and just walk away on the spot.) Anyways I made my first 3 hours of being 18 productive XD

97 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6210 16:42

>>96

You still made a crank call to the police, which is a crime, dqn!

98 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6228 04:26

I can smoke cigarettes and die for my country!

99 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6228 14:22

I DRANK HARD LIQUOR THEN THREW ROCKS AT CHILDREN

FUCK YEAH! ADULTHOOD!

100 Name: <3 : 1993-09-6335 16:50

Hahahaha, you guys are lame as hell

101 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6365 23:11

When you turn 18, you get a full right to be completely crushed and severely depressed. Also it usually comes with unlimited internet access and dimly lit room.

102 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6369 04:02

Nothing!

103 Name: koutag : 1993-09-6392 23:13

dude......... i was born when this thread was started..... now i am 18!

104 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6394 00:31

>>103
With the unlikely exception of some lolis, everyone on DQN was born when this thread started.

105 Name: ffhbbbgf : 1993-09-6469 15:46

hgffbnbnvgxfft

106 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6470 03:08

Adulthood sucks―but then it doesn't―but then, it does so once more.

107 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6551 04:26

posting approximately 17 years later. Hello.

108 Name: Kelllllllly : 1993-09-6588 19:47

I'm gonna go vote and buy lotto tickets!

109 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6609 12:18

> Apply for Selective Service.

I'm diabetic, so I can't.

> Buy cigarettes

No money.

> Get a handgun permit

I don't plan on owning guns.

> Go to a strip club

I prefer 2D women. And I don't leave the house.

110 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 07:51

Go to prison for fucking an uderaged girl

111 Name: Jesus : 1993-09-6672 18:24

fuck yea im 18 now, time to do the same shit i have always done lol

112 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6673 05:14

Become a functioning member of society.

113 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6673 12:21

>>112, wwwwwww

114 Name: Joey : 1993-09-6694 21:21

Hehe can't wait till next month! I can finally DO SOMETHING EPIC THAT I'VE BEEN DOING FOR YEARS EVEN THOUGH IT'LL BE TOTALLY OKAY I CAN DO IT AND THAT WILL BE AWESOME!

115 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6695 02:15

Wish that I was 14 again. . .

116 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6695 20:17

>>110 Not if you travel to certain parts of the world.

117 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6695 20:55

>>115
not if you travel to certain parts of the world [hehe]

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