щ(`Д´щ) Why did you create a whole new thread for this?
щ(`Д´щ) Why did you create a hole for this?
Щ(`Д´Ш) My claws are bigger
щ(`Д´щ) Why is there bacon in the soap??
|(`Д´|) Why do stupid infidel westerners use forks??
щ(`Д´щ) Why got banned??
щ(`Д´щ) Why does this feel so familiar?
щ(`Д´щ) Why all those burning questions?
щ(`Д´щ) Why must you haunt my EVERY WAKING MOMENT
(щ`Д´)щ Why am I facing this way?
(щ`Д´)щ Why are my hands the wrong way round, yet I feel no pain?
щ(`Д´щ) Why must I seed after I finish my download?
щ(`Д´щ) Why are people including Thumbs.db in their zips?
щ(`Д´щ) Why am I asking all these questions and not getting an answer?
щ(`Д´щ) Why would I care for the answer of someone else?
щ(`Д´щ) Why did taking valium destroy my life
щ(`Д´щ) Why am I even bumping this thread?
щ(`Д´щ) What's wrong with my 3-finger hands?
щ(`Д´щ) Why did you ask for extra gravy?
щ(`Д´щ) why /b/ full of CP?
щ(`Д´щ) Why won't Squeeks return my phone calls!?
щ(`Д´щ) Why did I get afilliated with this site.
щ(`Д´щ) Why can't you spell affiliated?!
щ(`Д´щ) Why won't they let me into the Pax-Tsukuru?
（ ＾ω＾） Because you can't use RPGmaker with your hideous claw-hands.
щ(`Д´щ) Why my englash am good
人
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（・Д・ ） ＜ My name is Squeeks and why does the elitist superstructure
щ щ) find my site distateful?
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人
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（・Д・ ） ＜ My name is Squeeks and why does the elitist superstructure find my
щ щ ) site so distateful that they want to keep it off the map?
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щ(`Д´щ) My forks are too big!
щ(`Д´щ) I broke
| | my legs!
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щ(`Д´щ) Why didn't I get 1000GET?
щ(`Д´щ) Why do I keep posting here?
щ(`ω´щ) Why am I here?
щ(`Д´щ) Why is that stranger posting in my thread?
((/ デ.ㄟ) Hickory dicory dock
((/ デ.ㄟ) I am the stem of the stalk
((/ デ.ㄟ) The wind presses me down
((/ デ.ㄟ) I am flattened on teh ground
((/ デ.ㄟ) Hicory dickory dock
щ(`Д´щ) Why has that kid not suicided yet?
щ(`Д´щ) Why did spammers shut down becauseitswinter?
щ(`Д´щ) Why didn't they let me RIP
щ(`Д´щ) Why isn't my name Squeeks?
щ(`Д´щ) ♪♫♬♩
щ(`Д´щ) Why did I bump this thread? Why??
щ(`Д´щ) Why are you the best friend
that i ever had
щ(`Д´щ) WHY am I saging MY OWN THREAD?!?!?
ttp://kenken.chu.jp/matutari/index.html
щ(`Д´щ) WHY is my roof LEAKING????
щ(`Д´щ) WHY didn't I CLOSE the DEAL???!!!
щ(`Д´щ) WHY is it so hot in my pants?!
щ(`Д´щ) WHY am I so hung up on your sister?!
щ(`Д´щ) WHY am I so hung up on your mom?!
щ(`Д´щ) Why didn't I buy more blades?!
щ(`Д´щ) WHY can't I have another cookie!?
щ(`Д´щ) WHY aren't you fags posting in the Really Long Song anymore!?
щ(`Д´щ) WHAT is love?
щ(`Д´щ) WHY isn't there a "WHERE" THREAD???
щ(`Д´щ) Why can't I have ice cream twice a day???
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щ(`Д´щ) WHY can't I swim straight after eating
щ(`Д´щ) WHY are moms so sexy???!
щ(`Д´щ) WHY did they make the earth round instead of flat?!?!??!?!
щ(`Д´щ) WHY IS CAPS LOCK CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!?
щ(`Д´щ) WHY, damnit!
щ(`Д´щ) WHY did they slosh my pizza?!
щ(`Д´щ) WHY does pizza always fall cheesy side down?!
щ(`Д´щ) WHY do you have a pizza and not me??
щ(`Д´щ) WHY don't you come over and share it with me??
щ(`Д´щ) WHY is it I who has to come to you?
щ(`Д´щ) Do I have to do the eating myself too??
щ(`Д´щ) WHY must you always make things difficult?
щ(`Д´щ) This is WHY we can never get back together!
щ(`Д´щ) WHY are you quarelling over a pizza???
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ц(`Д´щ) This is a sandwich!
ц(`Д´щ) It's made of sand and witch!
щ(`Д´щ) WHY hasn't anyone bumped this thread for ages?!
PIZZO!
щ(`Д´щ) Why am i replying to this thread?
щ(`Д´щ) Hey guys, what's going on.
f(`щ´f) ffffffffffffffffffffff
щ(˃ヮ ˂щ) WHY aren't I wearing my mittens?
(∩ﾟ ヮﾟ)∩ That's better!
щ(`Д´щ) WHY does that guy keep appearing in my threads!?
(∩ﾟ ヮﾟ)∩ Why does that pickle you?
щ(`Д´щ) Why must you torment me?
щ(`Д´щ) WHY are all the girls in Kanon so unbearably stupid!?
>>84 no they're not. You fucking are.
щ(`Д´щ) WHY is >>85 so unbearably stupid?
щ(`Д´щ) WHY do I have to write a final english paper?
Why can't I follow http://www.secchan.net/essay/kareha.pl/1162516211/l50 ???
щ(`Д´щ) Why can't I follow http://www.secchan.net/essay/kareha.pl/1162516211/l50 ???
щ(`Д´щ) WHY is it so fucking cold out today?
(∩ﾟ ヮﾟ)∩ Why aren't you wearing mittens?
щ(`Д´щ) Gloves work better. That's why.
(屮ﾟДﾟ)屮 Brother! WHERE have you been all this time?
щ(`Д´щ) WHY must you constantly pester me with your stupid questions?
(屮ﾟДﾟ)屮 WHY can't you just be nicer to me?
щ(`Д´щ)WHY did you have to join that babyfur cult?
(屮ﾟДﾟ)屮 WHY did you have to mention that?!
щ(`Д´щ) WHY are you stealing my gimmick?
(屮ﾟДﾟ)屮 WHY are you right!? I should use WHO?, WHAT?, or any other words like that!
(凸ﾟДﾟ)凸 Actually I have a better idea. WHY don't you go fuck yourself, bro?
凸(`Д´凸) WHY don't you eat a dick?
щ(`Д´щ) WHY wasn't WHY in caps until >>44 and WHY did it suck until then?
щ(`Д´щ) WHY can't >>102 recognize the evolution of a topic when he sees it?
(凸ﾟДﾟ)凸 WHY don't you take that tripcode and jam it up your ass?
щ(`Д´щ) WHY don't you just shut up and leave the tripfag alone????
щ(ﾟДﾟщ) why you do this?
(屮ﾟДﾟ)屮 why do you even get up in the morning?
щ(ﾟДﾟщ) WHY the HELL are you still here?!
(凸ﾟДﾟ)凸 WHY don't you go play in traffic?
щ(`Д´щ) WHY don't you just die?! Die, already!
щ(｀д´щ) ...
(｀д´ ) that was mean.
( ﾟдﾟ) I'm sorry.
(凸ﾟДﾟ)凸 Not as mean as this, faggot!
щ(｀д´щ) WHY did you even bother apologizing?
(凸ﾟДﾟ)凸 WHY do you even bother talking?! Shut the fuck up!
щ(`Д´щ) Hey, WHY don't we go out and get hammered?
(凸ﾟдﾟ)凸 ...
(屮ﾟ∀ﾟ)屮 YEAH!!!!
щ(`д´щ) Now that that's settled, WHY don't you stop giving us the finger?
(凸ﾟДﾟ)凸 I can't, my hands are stuck like this.
щ(`∀´щ) So HOW will you drink your beer, then?
(凸ﾟ∀ﾟ)凸 Through a straw! WHY do you ask?
щ(`Д´щ) Wow, WHAT a fag.
(屮ﾟДﾟ)屮 WHY do you build me up, Buttercup, baby
Just to let me down, and mess me around
And then worst of all, you never call, baby
When you say you will - but I love you still
I need you, more than anyone darling
You know that I have from the start
So build me up, Buttercup, don't break my heart
щ(`Д´щ) WHY do I have to put up with you?
(屮ﾟ∀ﾟ)屮 WHY don't you ask Mom? She told you to!
щ(`Д´щ) WHY does a beer cost $3 here?!
(凸ﾟДﾟ)凸 WHY OH WHY does it suck to be you?
щ(`Д´щ) WHY do you think it doesn't concern you? I'm not paying your tab, dammit.
(屮ﾟДﾟ)屮 WHY can't you help a brutha out?
щ(`Д´щ) Nigga why u trifflin up mah thread?
(屮ﾟДﾟ)屮 WHERE be the milk all up in this piece?
(屮ﾟДﾟ)屮 WHY must you keep that lame-ass gimmick alive?
щ(`Д´щ) SCREW you! I have rake-hands!
( 屮⌒-⌒) 屮 Why can't you two be friends?
щ(`Д´щ)WHY can't we be friends?
щ(`Д´щ)WHY can't we be friends?
щ(`Д´щ)WHY can't we be friends?
щ(`Д´щ)WHY is Etherchan down again?
щ(`Д´щ) and WHY don't you get the fuck out, smugfathead?!
щ(`Д´щ)WHY won't etherchan come back already?
(屮ﾟДﾟ)屮 WHERE will I get my copypasta from now?
щ(`Д´щ) WHY don't you try Marty's?
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щ(`Д´щ) WHY don't you try at http://halcy.de/kopipe/ ? I happen to have saved the page to my PC recently.
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щ(`Д´щ) WHERE is my double quarter pounder meal?
щ(`Д´щ) < WHY the hell are you just standing there with your eyes closed and jaw gaping?
(屮ﾟДﾟ)屮 WHAT if she's a zombie???
щ(ﾟДﾟщ) HOW can we escape?
(屮ﾟДﾟ)屮 WHERE do you keep your anti-zombie weaponry?
щ(ﾟДﾟщ) WHEN I last saw them, they were in the shed! COME ON!!!
(屮ﾟДﾟ)屮 Wow, WAS that a narrow escape!
щ(ﾟДﾟщ) WHAT happened during the last ten days? I blanked out!
(屮ﾟДﾟ)屮 HOW could you not remember?
щ(ﾟДﾟщ) WHY all the spam in my DQN?? is all I can think of now.
щ(ﾟДﾟщ) WHY am I at the top AGAIN?
(屮ﾟДﾟ)屮 WHY not bask in your newfound glory?
щ(ﾟДﾟщ) WHY should I like newfound glory?
щ(^Д^щ) WHY, it's such a nice day outside!
щ(^Д^щ) WHY shouldn't I be?
щ(^Д^щ) Raise the motherfuckin' ROOF!!!
m(^Д^m) Crouching DQN, Hidden Oppai!
щ(`Д´щ) WHY are YOU destroying the pace of this thread?!
щ(^Д^щ) WHY am i a looser.
щ(^Д^щ) WHY dont i have a girlfriend everrrr
щ(^Д^щ) WHY ME
щ(^Д^щ) WHY does noone ans seriously ??
щ(`Д´щ) WHY were my ppl in >163 happy
щ(`Д´щ) WHY doesn't >>164 know how to correctly link to posts?!
щ(^Д^щ) WHY, hello there! Isn't Lif€ B€autifuull?♪♪♪
щ(^Д^щ) WHY's, love the only whore I can't afford? ~♪
щ(`Д´щ) WHY, again, do I never learn? I guess it serves me right to burn?!
щ(´Д`щ) WHY.. at least I'm no mad messiah, btw I played poker with his mom.
щ(´Д`щ) HOW could this happen to me? I made my mistakes! Got nowhere to run! The life goes on!
щ(`Д´щ) WHY is DQN so full of SHIT all of a sudden?
щ(`Д´щ) WHY doesn't >>171 realize that's kind of redundant?
>>171 WHY doesn't Squeeks appreciate "The Scoop on Poop"?!
(屮ﾟДﾟ)屮 WHO just posted that???
щ(`Д´щ) WHAT the hell happened to their face?
>>171 WHAT do you mean what happened? This is my face!
(屮ﾟДﾟ)屮 WHY don't you have a face?
>>171 WHY do you keep saying that? I have a face and it's just fine!
(屮ﾟДﾟ)屮 WHY do your eyes look so funny?
(屮ﾟДﾟ)屮 WHY MUST YOU CONTINUE TO DESTORY MY LABORATORY
щ(`Д´щ) Why are you doing it wrong???
>>171 You're making fun of me again because I'm different!
щ(`Д´щ) WHY didn't you ask a question?!
(屮ﾟДﾟ)屮 WHY am i so unphotogenic
(屮ﾟДﾟ)屮 WHO are the people that keep doing it wrong? >>179,181,182,186
щ(`Д´щ) WHY, WHAT do you think we should do to them?
щ(`Д´щ) Why does it matter?
>>171 Does it really matter? Or are you just part of the game?
(屮ﾟДﾟ)屮 WHY do people keep failing at this? WHAT is so difficult here?
щ(`Д´щ) WHAT manner of poster are you?
(屮ﾟДﾟ)屮 HOW can you play the blues if you never paid your dues?
>>171 WHAT dues? HOW much were they, and WHEN was I supposed to pay them?
щ(`Д´щ) WHY did >>171's mother not drown him at birth?!
We don't drown our babies like barbarians, HOW we do it is we abort them in the womb.
>>198 (屮ﾟ∀ﾟ)屮 ...with forks!
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щ(`Д´щ) WHY can't people stick to the theme of this thread??!?!
щ(`Д´щ) WHY won't 4-ch die?!?! There are only two posters!
щ(`Д´щ) and Im the other one
щ(`Д´щ) WHY do you deny the fact that there are six of us?!?!
(屮ﾟ∀ﾟ)屮 WHY are you acting like an attentionwhore, щ(`Д´щ)?
щ(`Д´щ) WHY are you ruining my thread, bitch?!?
щ(`Д´щ) WHY hello there!
(屮ﾟ∀ﾟ)屮 WHY hello thar, buttsecks?
щ(`Д´щ) WHAT? Don't stick it in her pooper!
щ(`Д´щ) WHY are people suddenly spouting off 4chan memes?
(屮ﾟ∀ﾟ)屮 WHEN you've only got 6 posters, you're bound to run out of material pretty quickly!
t(`-´t) WHY can't you people fuck off?
щ(`Д´щ) WHY can't you kopipe?
t(`-´t) WHY the fuck should I conform?
щ(`Д´щ) WHY does your individualism burn so much?!
(屮ﾟ∀ﾟ)屮 WHO let the emo kid in here?
щ(`Д´щ) WHY are you looking at me while you say that? I always lock the door when I come in.
t(`-´t) WHO are you fuckers calling emo?
щ(`Д´щ) WHY is some idiot trying to spam DQN?
(屮ﾟ∀ﾟ)屮 WHO would get upset about that?
Why the hell are you sending us spam?
(屮ﾟ∀ﾟ)屮 WHO is the faceless critter that dared to complain?
щ(`Д´щ) HOW the hell should I know? Anyway, he looks kind of like a raccoon.
t(`-´t) WHY doesn't >>223 go back to immaturity mansion?
щ(`Д´щ) WHY does all the fun stuff happen on this board when I'm at work?
(屮ﾟ∀ﾟ)屮 Why the hell do you call this fun?
щ(`Д´щ) WHAT is wrong with your sense of humor?
щ(`Д´щ) Whyyy am I such a Hikky.
WHY did i steal your bike?
(屮ﾟ∀ﾟ)屮 WHY are niggers such a faceless mass to me?
щ(`Д´щ) WHAT to do after the YTMND vacation?
(屮ﾟ∀ﾟ)屮 WHERE can I get extra sauce?
щ(`Д´щ) WHY is my penis itching?
(屮ﾟ∀ﾟ)屮 WHAT do your STDs have to do with getting extra sauce?
щ(`Д´щ) WHERE do you think that sauce comes from?
(屮ﾟ∀ﾟ)屮 HOW the hell could it come from there?
щ(`Д´щ) WHY the hell should I know?
щ(`Д´щ)WHY did my dad have to marry a kim-chee Corean???????
(屮ﾟ∀ﾟ)屮 WHAT other Coreans are there, dummy?!
щ(`Д´щ) I PUT THE SCREW IN THE TUNA!!!
щ(`Д´щ) WAHT IS DIS BALSIHT?
щ(`Д´щ)WHY wont you coreans go away after we've given you your goddamn apoligy juice?!
щ(`Д´щ) WHY DOES THIS THREAD HAVE LESS POSTS THAN THERE ARE POKEMANS?!
щ(`Д´щ) WHY must my roommate play gangster rap at three in the fucking morning?
щ(`Д´щ) WHY doesn't my gay mana bar refill faster ?!
щ(`Д´щ) WHY isn't this thread at 1000 yet?
щ(`Д´щ) WHY Am I bothering to 00000000 0000000 00000001 0000000GET?
щ(`Д´щ) WHY do you fail at binary?
щ(`Д´щ) WHY isn't the Colbert Report on yet?
щ(`Д´щ) WHY is there no posts of quality lately?
t(`-´t) WHY WHY WHY is that the only thing you old fucker can ask?
щ(`Д´щ) WHY dont you have real hands!?
t(`-´t) WHY can't you see I'm flipping two birdies at you?
щ(●Д●щ) WHY can't I see shit?
(屮ﾟ∀ﾟ)屮 WHY do you pretend to be Ray Charles?
щ(`Д´щ) WHY IS CAPS LOCK SUPERIOR?
щ(`Д´щ) WHAT happens after the waitress walks up to the table of 3 Japanese men at a restaurant in Butlerville, Ohio?
щ(`Д´щ) WHY is that even remotely important?
щ(`Д´щ) WHY do people never question their situation any more?
щ(`Д´щ) Why aren't gimmicks clever anymore?
(屮ﾟДﾟ)屮 NEVER EVER CLEVER!
щ(`Д´щ) WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY don't i miss you a lot forever ?!
щ(`Д´щ) HOW can I miss you if you won't go away?
щ(`Д´щ) by the way, WHY aren't you DEAD?!?!?!
щ(`д´щ) WHY DON'T YOU JUST LICK MY PENIS ALREADY ?!
щ(`д´щ) WHY ARE YOU STAAAAARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING ?
щ(`д´щ) WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ?!!!!!
(⊺●Д๏) Hello. I am "Mr. Likes To Bump Character Threads". I do believe this is a character thread, so I would like to bump it. That is why my name is "Mr. Likes To Bump Character Threads".
(屮ﾟДﾟ)屮 WHY did you bump our thread?
(屮ﾟДﾟ)屮 And WHY didn't we notice until now?
щ(`д´щ) WHY CAN'T I GET A SIGNATURE ON THIS P.O.?!!!!
((屮ﾟДﾟ)屮 WHY is Grandpa such a poopyhead?
щ(`д´щ) WHY ARE NIGGERS THE SAME COLOR AS SHIT?
щ(`д´щ) WHY isn't 4chan like it was 4 years ago it was totally a great website then
щ(`д´щ) WHY not?
щ(`д´щ) WHY have I been coming here for three years now and it's still not popular?
( 屮ﾟДﾟ)屮 WHY can't you get it through your thick stench that it's your lack of deodorant that drives people away???
( 屮ﾟДﾟ)屮 Because it's hard wording your anger into a sentence that includes WHY in it all the time.
( 屮ﾟДﾟ)屮 WHY are you so fucking stupid?
щ(`д´щ) Why do I only have three fingers?!
щ(`Д´щ) WHY am I reaching you at the coordinates of the abandoned space station?
From now on, I resolve to stop switching my keybخشقي شؤن فخ ىخقةشم ص
щ(`Д´щ) WHY THE HELL WOULD THE TOW TRUCK TAKE MY CAR TWO MILES DOWN THE ROAD AND THEN DUMP IT IN THE SNOW!?
щ(`Д´щ) 私はこの狂気の月の言語を読むことができない!
8==========D щ(`Д´щ) WHAT THE FUCK IS IN FRONT OF ME!
8==========DД´щ) WHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
щ(`Д´щ) WHY did I just bump a thread from days of yore when DQN was better!?
>>295 щ(`Д´щ) WHY DO YOU PRETEND TO BE JAPANESE WHEN YOU HAVE NO GRASP OF GRAMMAR OR CORRECT KANJI USAGE⁉⁉⁉
8============D´щ) WHHYYYAAAARGLGOBBLEGOBBLE!!!!!!!!
(屮ﾟДﾟ)屮 WHY are you chewing on the business end of that plunger?
8============D´щ) WHY DON'T YOU TRYYYYYARGMMNOMNOM!
(屮ﾟДﾟ)屮 WHY do people complain about when things used to be better? If you're not content with something act. You only have yourself to blame.
THAT'S THE MOST RETARDED THING I'VE HEARD ALL DAY! YOU CAN'T BRING BACK THE OLD TIMES! щ(`Д´щ)
щ(`Д´щ) WHY CAN'T WE BAN PEOPLE FOR REFERENCING JOKES FROM THE PLACE THAT SHOULD NOT BE?
( ・-・) >>306 Yo dawg, we herd u didn't realise that actually, most memes started before they were redigested in that place. So it would be unfair to ban someone for maybe, using a meme from a smaller better imageboard without knowing the 4th circle of hell has made it unfunny for everyone else
щ(`Д´щ) I WAS REFERENCING ONLY TO THOSE MEMES, >>307-SAN! WHY CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
(屮ﾟДﾟ)屮 WHY U DONT LIEK MUDKIPS
щ(`Д´щ) WHY DO PEOPLE RIP LOSSLESS VERSIONS OF BARELY MIDI-QUALITY SOUNDTRACK CDS?
щ(`Д´щ) WHY is this shit so fucked up?
(屮ﾟДﾟ)屮 WHY can't you lift a finger to fix this shit?
щ(`Д´щ) WHY do people STILL pronounce WRYYYYYY like RYE?
(屮ﾟДﾟ)屮 I DON'T KNOW, WHYYYYYYYYYYY DO THEY?
(屮ﾟДﾟ)屮 WHY DO I STILL ONLY HAVE THREE FINGERS
(屮ﾟДﾟ)屮 WHY IS THIS THREAD NOT IN THE TOP 100???
щ(`д´щ) WHY IS IT I ONLY GET WITH GIRLS WHEN I'M ON DRUGS THAT SHRINK MY DICK AND MAKE IT UNUSEABLE
(屮ﾟДﾟ)屮 WHY AM I NOT IN THE TOP 100???
щ(`д´щ) WHYYYY didn't you tell me to just use my fingers thus destroying the joke by letting an obvious setup go unused?
(屮ﾟДﾟ)屮 WHY ARE YOU TAKING DRUGS THAT SHRINK YOUR DICK IN THE FIRST PLACE?
(屮ﾟДﾟ)屮 WHY DID YOU USE A "WHAT" QUESTION WHEN THIS THREAD IS CLEARLY ABOUT "WHY"?
щ(`д´щ) THIS IS MY THREAD WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE
(屮ﾟДﾟ)屮 WHY do you even care?
щ(`д´щ) WHY do so many Bible thumpers live in the Florida Panhandle?
(屮ﾟДﾟ)屮 WHY does this bother you?
щ(`д´щ) WHY DO PEOPLE MISTAG SONGS?
(屮ﾟДﾟ)屮 WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LET ME MARK ALL MY COMEDY SONGS AS "WEIRD AL" IN PEACE?
щ(`д´щ) WHY CAN'T YOU GIVE THE ORIGINAL ARTIST CREDIT?
(屮ﾟДﾟ)屮 WHY, I CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN REGGAE AND RAP AND YOU KNOW IT.
(屮ﾟДﾟ)屮 WHY do birds suddenly appear everytime you're near?
щ(`д´щ) WHY DO YOU PUT BIRDSEED IN MY BED!?
(屮ﾟДﾟ)屮 WHY DON'T WE ALL SPEAK IAMBIC PENTAMETER?
(щ`Дﾟ)屮 WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME?
щ(`д´щ) WHY DID YOU GET SO CHEESY?
щ(`д´щ) WHY HAVE YOU NEVER REALIZED UNTIL NOW THAT YOU ARE AN ABHORRENT MUENSTER?
щ(`д´щ) WHY, I oughta POUND you!
(屮ﾟДﾟ)屮 WHY DON'T YOU CAKE IT OUTSIDE?
щ(`д´щ) WHY DON'T YOU SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE ALREADY?
(屮ﾟдﾟ)屮 WHO's bumping all these character threads?
щ(`д´щ) WHOS ASKING?!
( ˃ ヮ˂) I am!
(屮ﾟヮﾟ)屮 Why do you make me so happy?
щ(`д´щ) bcause you thrive on my pain.
(屮ﾟдﾟ)屮 Are you sad because you're on your own?
(屮ﾟヮﾟ)屮 No, I get by with a little help from my friends
(屮´∀｀)屮 Mm, I get high with a little help from my friends
(屮ﾟ ｰﾟ)屮 Mm, gonna try with a little help from my friends
(☜^ ｰ^☜ ) WHY can't I feel angry when you sing that song?
щ(`д´щ) You thrive on my pain. Didn't we just go over this?!
( 屮˃ ヮ˂)屮 No, I thrive on mittens. MITTENS!
щ(`д´щ) WHY won't anyone bump my thread?
( 屮˃ ヮ˂)屮 DINNER'S READY!
щ(`д´щ) Curse you, Poseidon! This cutlery is clearly too large!
щ(`Д´щ) WHY does my penis hurt after I ejaculate?
щ(`Д´щ) WHY can't you respect my need for variety in masturbation techniques?
щ(`Д´щ) WHY does Firefox jam up so damn often?
щ(＇-＇щ) WHY do I even bother?
щ(`Д´щ) WHY does the air-conditioning in the office have to be so damn cold?
щ(`Д´щ) WHY do my teammates have to be so brainless?
щ(`Д´щ) WHY is everything made in china?
(屮ﾟдﾟ)屮 WHY do you continue to buy Chinese merchandise if it bothers you?
(屮ﾟдﾟ)屮 WHY do I look different from what I was copy-pasted from?
凸(ಠ益ಠ凸╬) YOU FIRST MUFUGGA!
щ(`Д´щ) WHY doesn't my grout and look better after spending hours cleaning it with a toothbrush and harsh chemicals?
щ(`Д´щ) WHY must Michael Bay ruin good 1980s cartoons? WHAT cartoon is he going to ruin after TMNT? HOW can I protect He-Man and the Thundercats from his bullshit?
(屮ﾟДﾟ)屮 WHY is it called Shonen Sunday if it comes out on Wednesday?!?!?!??!
щ(`Д´щ) WHY is my precious rocket ship drifting off into deep space? WHY am I reaching you at the coordinates of the abandoned space station? WHYYYYY? WHYYYYY? WHYYYYY?
щ(`Д´щ) WHY does Nissan advertise the new Maxima on the Super Bowl, but not give any specifications?
(屮ﾟДﾟ)屮 WHY THE FUCK did Pete Carroll throw the ball? Lynch was RIGHT THERE FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!
щ(`Д´щ) WHY do I feel like Mark Twain when I read any kind of statistic?
щ(`Д´щ) WHY did you spend hours cleaning your grout with a toothbrush and harsh chemicals?
>>384 щ(`Д´щ) WHY would I want to live in a dirty house? Mold allergies make me feel like crap!
щ(`Д´щ) WHY is it so goddamned important that Bruce Jenner had transgender surgery?
щ(`Д´щ) It doesn't bother me that people get transgender surgery! IT FUCKING PISSES ME OFF that people feel the need to constantly interrupt good television shows just to remind us even more!
<屮｀∀´> 屮 WHY is America pig disgusting?
屮<｀∀´屮> WHY is Japan pig disgusting?
щ<`Д´щ> WHY did I mess up my last post?
(凸ﾟДﾟ)凸 Because you SUCK!
ლ(`Д´ლ) WHY are my fingers so fucking fat so suddenly?