( ά-ά) Smug Fathead [Annoying] (178)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4829 15:18

( ά-ά) Hello, children!

2 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4829 15:20

ƒ°>(ƒΓίƒnί)„x Nobody else wanted to be in your thread, so I thought I'd crash here.

3 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4829 15:21

pity reply or something

4 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4829 15:51

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@@| |@ @@@@@|@ œ@@@ @@œ @@ ::::::::::::::| @@@What is this thread?
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5 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4829 15:59

( ά-ά) Grandpa and I had a difference of opinion, so I came here to let him cool off.

( ά-ά) Soon he will enjoy my company again.

6 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4829 16:01

( ά-ά) Everybody loves me for my eternal fountain of kindness!

7 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4829 16:58

( ά-ά) ....

8 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4829 17:00

ƒ°>(ƒΓίƒnί)„x Be quiet. I'm trying to sleep.

9 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4829 23:35

( ##„ά) Old fucker!

10 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4829 23:48

( ##„ά) He punched me right back into my own thread.

11 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4829 23:50

I'll grab you by the neck and punch you in your fuck you piece of shit.
@@@@@@@@@ i@LΝMj@ƒ@Let's try to act more reasonable around here, my fuckin' christian kid likes playing here @ this site.

12 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4829 23:55

@@/
@/@@@@@⋀ ⋀@@@@/
/@@@ /(^( ί ƒŽί)^)@@KINDNESS-SAN!!!
@ί@/@j@@/@@ /
@@ί@(_Ι_Ι.@@ /
.@ /@@/ /@@ /@@@/
@@@/ /@@@/@@@/
@@/ /@@@/@@@/

13 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4830 00:43

( ά-ά) Oh, hello there, Mittens.

14 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4831 16:42

( ί ƒŽί) ...

( ί -ί) Actually I don't like you all that much.

15 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4831 17:36

( ά-ά) Of course not. I'm the one who shows you how much of a failure you are, remember?

16 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4832 12:47

( ί Aί ) How did things turn out like this? The world is so full of fighting...

17 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4832 13:55

( ί -ί) Kindness-san is a dick. That's how.

18 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4832 23:10

( ά-ά) Mittens is a complete failure on all imaginable levels. Don't forget to add that as well.

19 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4835 08:34

( ί -ί) You are just lonely aren't you

( ί ƒŽί) Don't worry I'll be your friend. Your best friend...

20 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4835 11:00

@( ί ƒŽί)
( ά-ά) Get off of my head, you imbecile!

21 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4835 11:04

@ ƒŽίά)
( (ί-ά)

22 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4835 11:05

( (άί-ƒŽίά)ά)

23 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4835 11:07

( άƒŽά) This thread is now about the superiority of MITTENS!

24 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4836 08:55

ƒ°>(ƒΓίƒnί)„x

25 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4836 09:49

( άƒŽά) I said mittens you mindless sharkbait!

26 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4836 10:04

@( ί ƒŽί)
( ά-ά) < Get off of my head, you imbecile!

@ ƒŽίά)
( (ί-ά) < Uho! Ii otoko!

( (άί-ƒŽίά)ά) < Mmrrgggh!

( (ά-ƒŽίά))

(ά-ƒŽά)

(άƒŽά) < Kind mittens!

27 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4840 00:39

( ά-ά) I'm bumping my own thread!

28 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4840 01:05

@@_η@@/
_@ ,-\-.^@@/
@_/@@`,```
@ /ά-άR^ ...bumping makes me HAPPY!
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@@| @a |
@@| t@ |
@ /@ @ @_

29 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4840 03:25

ƒ°>(ƒΓίƒnί)„x

30 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4840 15:44

( ά-ά) What the hell is that, >>28?

31 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4845 17:13

ƒ°>(ƒΓίƒnί)„x

32 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4845 18:43

ƒ°>(ƒΓίƒnί)„x

33 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4846 12:47

ƒ°>(ƒΓίƒnί)„x

34 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4846 13:22

( ά-ά) What are all these fish doing in my thread? Oh well, better not look a gift horse in the mouth...

Time for a fish fry-up!

35 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4846 13:35

ƒ°>(ƒΓίƒnί)„x¦@@@ί ( ##„tά) OW goddammit fish

      *slappo*

36 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4846 13:40

( ά-)‚¦@@@ί (##ίƒnί)„x glub glub...

  *Crash*

37 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4846 15:05

( ί oί) Animal cruelty!

38 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4846 15:16

( ά-)‚¦ ί (##oί)
Equal opportunity of cruelty it is then...

39 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4846 15:20

                         ί ί ί ί (##oί)LƒΦ`)  <Ow! Christ!

( LƒΦ`) Kindness-san, Stop being a di- no wait...
( LƒΦ`) Just stop punting these losers out of your own goddamn thread, ok?

40 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4846 15:47

<`::::)<

Gold fish.

41 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4846 15:54

( ά-ά)‚Β„«

Fishstick.

42 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4846 16:48

( ί ƒŽί) ‚¦ ί ( ##„tά)
Taste my mitten-fu, fuckmitten!

               whap!

43 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4846 18:06

( ά-ά) Hmm, did I feel a breeze just now?

(ά-ά ) Oh hey, look, it's Mittens! I thought you were content with being a failure in your own thread.

44 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4846 19:24

( ί ƒŽί) My thread's in its second incarnation. How's yours doing? Only 44 posts? That's pretty lame. They ought to call you Lameness-san!

45 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4846 20:22

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46 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4846 20:59

( ά-ά) Yeah, I didn't know they piled shit that high.

47 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4846 22:42

(@@@;Ν;@@@) Grandpa said I could pee here.

48 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4846 22:48

(₯Ν₯) Ahh, that's much better.

ί Bye!

49 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4847 00:28

( EƒΦE) Hi, I'm here to fertilize your lawn.

( ˃ƒΦ˂) ...

( ˃ƒΦ˂) œ poot!

( EƒΦE) There you go. See you tomorrow!

50 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4847 00:29

( ά-ά) It's a good thing I'm actually renting this lot out from Clonepa at a truly fantastic deal...

(ά-ά )...

( ά-ά) Oh well, his problem.

51 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4847 00:30

( LƒΦ`) Now that was a fine example of thread shitting if I've ever seen one.

( LƒΦ`) 50get.

52 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4847 00:31

( ά-ά) I wonder why Clonepa would shit on his own lawn.

53 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4847 00:38

( ά-ά) Speaking of shit, let's look at Grandpa's recation time!

54 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4847 00:38

( ά-ά) Speaking of shit, let's look at Grandpa's reaction time!

55 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4847 00:39

( ά-ά) Speaking of shit once more, look at this shameful double post.

56 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4847 04:12

( ά-ά) Speaking of shit once more, look at this shameful doable post.

57 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4847 04:55

( ά-ά) Speaking of shit yet one more time, look at how badly I spelled "double" up there.

( ά-ά) Goddamn, I'm an idiot.

58 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4847 09:05

( ά-ά) Hang on a minute, something isn't right here! >>56 and >>57 aren't me!

@@( ά-ά)
@ _ @Ώ
( ά-ά)œc@( EƒΦE)
Ah HA!

59 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4847 10:59

@@( ά-ά)
@ _ @Ώ
( ά-ά)œcœ ( ˃ƒΦ˂) Take this!

60 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4847 11:05

( ά-ά)Clonepa why do you hate your property so much you use it as an open toilet?

61 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4847 11:27

( ά-ά) < τ i'm a big fat butt.τ

(ά-ά ) < τ i'm a big fat butt.τ

( ά-ά) < τ i'm a big fat butt.τ

(ά-ά ) < τ i'm a big fat butt.τ

62 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4847 13:59

( EƒΦE) What the hell are you talking about? I don't own any property. I live in a van down by the river.

63 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4847 15:37

( ά-ά) Hang on... If I don't own this property, and you don't own this property...?

64 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4847 20:20

( EƒΦE) I'm sure you'll come up with some imaginary way to explain it all.

|ƒΦE) Thanks for the rent checks!

|œc bye!

65 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4848 00:28

( ά-ά) Those checks'll bounce more then a rubber ball on a trampoline.

66 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4849 18:58

( ά„tά) ...in my dreams.

67 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4849 19:46

( ά-ά) ...In my dreams, I see that boy... Junior... Oh, Junior...

68 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4850 00:07

( ά-ά) Ah... I just want to feel myself inside you... if only... if only I had been born with a penis...

69 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4850 01:42

( ά-ά) or even a body for that matter...

70 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4850 03:02

@@@@ ΘQΘ
@@@^@ ά-ά)@
@@ i@@@@@@@j
@@@_@@@@ ^
@@@@iQ_jQj

71 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4850 03:56

@@@@ ΘQΘ
@@@^@ ί ƒŽί@)@ Love the sinner, hate the sin.
@@ i@@@@@@@j
@@@_@@@@ ^
@@@@iQ_jQj

72 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4850 04:30

@@@@ ΘQΘ
@@@^@ ί ƒŽί@)@ Love the harbl, haet the pizza.
@@ i@@@@@@@j
@@@_@@ƒΦ½ ^
@@@@iQ_jQj

73 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4854 00:09

( ά-)‚¦ ί (##oί)
I go away for a few days and already Mittens has posted shit in here.

74 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4854 02:50

@@@@ ΘQΘ
@@@^@ ά-ά)@Oh Junior~~
@@ i‚@@@@@‚Β
@@@_@ ƒΦ‚Α^
@@@@iQ_jQj

75 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4854 10:37

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76 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4857 01:45

@@@@ ΘQΘ
@@@^@~ o~@)@ I need to clean myself "down there" but it's so hard to reach since my arms are so short..
@@ i‚@@@@@‚Β
@@@_@ ƒΦ‚Α^
@@@@iQ_jQj

77 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 19:53

( E-E) Hey, nice thread you got here.

78 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 19:55

( ά-ά) What, this old thing? Nobody's posted to it in ages apart from you.

79 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4972 00:48

( E-E) WAKE UP SMUG FATHEAD YOU NEED TO TAKE YOUR PILLS
( E-E) FIRE PANTS GIB BLSIG WHATEVER

( E-E) Okay, thread derailed. On to my next conquest!

80 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4973 20:45

( ά„tά) damn you.

81 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4978 18:01

( E-E) Your thread didn't have a chance.

( ά„tά) You horrible bastard, you ruined it!

82 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4978 18:55

( E-E) Wait, isn't this my thread?

83 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4979 00:33

( ά-ά) No and thanks, now I can feel smug again.

84 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 16:00

( ά-ά) Where's Mittens? I feel the need to ruin her good day.

85 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 08:53

(⊺œ„D๏) Hello. I am "Mr. Likes To Bump Character Threads". I do believe this is a character thread, so I would like to bump it. That is why my name is "Mr. Likes To Bump Character Threads".

86 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 15:42

( E-E) Hey, that's a pretty good gimmick.

87 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 20:20

( E-E) I think I'll take it.

88 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 20:51

( ά-ά) No you don't. I saw it first!

89 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 20:54

( ά<>ά)|„D๏) NOM NOM NOM

90 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 21:11

( E-E) ...what the fuck.

91 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5056 01:49

( ά-ά) Mmmmm, tasty gimmick....

92 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5276 01:35

( ά-ά) Like a fart on the breeze, my thread rises to the top.

93 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5276 01:59

( ί ƒŽί) What DIED in here?

94 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5282 05:51

( EƒΦE) Not I!

95 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5282 06:02

ΘQΘ
i L„DMjI blame ultraman.

96 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5451 03:21

( ά-ά) Ultraman? That dime store Dynaman couldn't hope to generate a stink like this.

97 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5455 01:35

( ά-ά) I'm so cool because I drive a Toyota Prius. They emit SMUG instead of smog, so fitting for me. BRAPPP!! That fart sure smells great.

98 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5460 18:56

( ά-ά) South Park is a vast untapped well of comedy

99 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5853 19:47

( ά-ά) Yeah, I'm here. And the PT Cruiser I rode in on.

100 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5853 19:48

( E-E) FUCK IT NO NOT YOU AGAIN. YOU ARE NOT GETTING 100 IN THIS THREAD.

101 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5853 21:16

( E-E) Wait... what?!

102 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5854 02:29

( ά-ά) Your patheticness knows no bounds.

103 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5854 03:38

( E-E) You're stupidty is terminal.

104 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5854 05:49

( ά-ά) your lamitude is legendary.

105 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5854 07:53

>>104
( E-E) That doesn't even make sense.

106 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5854 12:54

( ά-ά) You're not even worth a cent.

107 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5854 17:54

ƒ°>(ƒΓίƒnί)„x Hi ho.

108 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5854 19:07

( ά„tά) You again?

109 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5856 14:01

( E-E) Oho! A weakness to exploit!

110 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6259 17:36

ƒ°>(ƒΓίƒnί)„x It's off to work I go!

111 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6259 20:15

( E-E) There's something fishy about you, Mr. >>110.

112 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6260 14:45

( ά-ά) Whoa, we're in the august presence of a Master of the Obvious!

113 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6260 23:42

( άӧά) I'm a big fat butt.

114 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6263 01:46

( E-E) could I see that for a second.

115 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6263 18:20

(@@Y@@) Go on, drink it all in!

116 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6263 18:21

(@@@@@Y@@@@@) Let me give you a closer look.

117 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6264 17:38

(@@@@@@@@Y@@@@@@@@) AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR

118 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6264 18:44

( ί -ί) I really don't like the turn this thread has taken.

119 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6264 23:47

( ά-ά) I do

120 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6264 23:58

( ά-ά) I do.

121 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6265 00:09

i MƒnLj I now pronounce you Man and Wife.

i MƒnLj You may eat the bride.

122 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6271 04:32

( E-E) what

123 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6297 03:50

( ά-ά) Are you all confused and stupid again?

( ά-ά) So typical.

124 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6298 01:56

( E-E) You're so vain, you probably think this thread is about you.

125 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6302 13:40

( ά-ά) And you're so stupid you can't tell that it is ^o^

126 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6329 00:31

@@ΘΘ@ @@@@@@@@@@@ (ά„Ÿά) @
@(₯ิ_₯ิ)Congratulations |@_.((L|PP|j
@i_@^ jthe test results |_ άάάάάά_@@
@ |__ƒΆ____| came in positive |@ _ @@@@@ @@@ _
@iQiQ__jfor terminal bonitis@@_bάάάάάb
@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@|QQQQQQ|
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@|@@@@@@@@@|

127 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6329 01:35

@@@l@@@@@
@@iQ_j@@@@
@ iQQj@@@
@i QQ j@@@@
@i ά-άj I find that hard to believe.

128 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6330 10:15

@@@l@@@@@
@@iQ_j@@@@
@ iQQj@@@
@i QQ j@@@@
@i@EΝEj@ƒ That is because you're a smug fathead.
@i‚@@ ‚@
@b b@|@@@@@
@i_QjQj

129 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6487 19:30

( E-E) Forgive me Fathead, for I have sinned.

130 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6487 20:10

i ά-άj I know, it's all over the internet.
i ά-άj http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zr-Li_VuPpA

131 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6512 23:44

i ά-άj If I were a tree, I'd be the tree that fell over and crushed my neighbor's car.

132 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6513 08:40

( E-E)

i E-E jYou're such a fathead

133 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6513 17:20

i ά-άj Smug, too.

134 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 05:37

i ά-άj I'm a democrat!

135 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 11:10

i ά-άj I was working on Orca for the Romney campaign, too.

136 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7020 00:05

i ά-άjI voted 3rd party!

137 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7020 01:40

i ά-άjI don't need "Text Art" to look good

138 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7020 15:21

i ά-άjMy penis is larger than yours, therefore I am superior.

139 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7201 19:53

( ά-ά) I love how much better my life is than any of yours.

( ά-ά) You silly little people. You don't know how much you stink!

140 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7202 00:11

i ά-άjMy car is bigger than your mom's car!

141 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7399 00:29

i ά-άj I have Google Glass and I wear it everywhere!

142 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7408 18:17

( E-E) I hate you and your thread.

143 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7472 19:58

@ ƒ©__ƒ©
@i@ί m߁j I'm not into the whole bumping random threads thing.
@i@@@j

144 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7472 22:51

i ά-άj I am.

145 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7473 09:45

@ @(ά\ά)@
@ `((L^ƒΦ^`)) Oh here are my ears.

146 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7477 10:36

( ά-ά) I let a guy know his password was showing.

147 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7696 18:35

( ά-ά) Then I told him to get out!

148 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7711 19:04

( ά-ά) That's what your mom said!

149 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8111 17:31

ƒ°>(ƒΓίƒnί)„x Can I have a stupid failure of a thread now too?

150 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8111 17:33

( ά-ά) I remember doing >>146! Good times. Goooood. times.

151 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 02:50

( ά-ά) No, Luke. I am your fathead.

152 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8321 08:39

( ά-ά) I just farted the first three notes of Pachelbel's Canon!

153 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8437 17:08

( ά-ά) You should get an asterisk tattoo.
( E-E) Because I like Kurt Vonnegut?
( ά-ά) No, because you're an asshole.

154 This post sucked.

155 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8595 14:46

( ά-ά) I am the best forced meme so I don't even need to bump my thread but I'm going to do it anyway. That is why I am called Smug Fathead.

156 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9215 21:27

( ά-ά) Like herpes, I will always be with you.

157 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9230 17:08

( ά-ά) I have a blue checkmark

158 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9375 19:21

( ά-ά) I am the store clerk who installed the protective cover on your phone with dust underneath it

159 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10098 10:23

( ά-ά) I am the guy who excuses bad media just because some chick in it is hot. Even worst girl. Especially worst girl.

160 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10149 12:50

( ά-ά) I don't have any insecurities or worries!

161 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10150 16:05

( ά ◡ά) I just thought of something really obscene.

162 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10255 12:25

( ά-ά) slime

163 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10260 18:36

( ά-ά) So sublime.

164 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10260 19:27

( ά-ά) I got the microwave, got the VCR. I got the deuce-deuce in the trunk of my car, oh yeah!

165 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10260 21:10

i got the jewels, got the diamonds. but when i open my eyes i can never find them

166 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10341 20:10

( ά-ά) I don't have COVID.

167 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10342 23:45

( ά-ά) I had COVID, so now I'm immune and don't need to get the jab.

168 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10354 01:33

( ά-ά) I didn't wake up and think, gI'm going to start the year with some merry capersh - it just happened!

169 Name: vc:shagaze : 1993-09-10354 09:35

>>167 A study from the CDC showed that roughly one-third of those with COVID-19 cases in the study had no apparent natural immunity, and also notes that a study from Germany showed that 85% of COVID-19 cases later failed to produce antibodies. Stay safe, dokyun!

170 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10355 10:50

( ά-ά) That's because it's the flu, you are literally cowering in fear of the sniffles.

171 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10355 18:26

( άoά) I wish I killed myself in 2019

172 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11078 12:44

( ά-ά) People are often wrong about things, but not me! I correct them for free, because I have a charitable heart!

173 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11079 00:07

( ά-ά) I use Arch btw

174 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11079 03:02

>>171
( ά-ά) Birth is a curse, and existence is a prison

175 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11082 20:17

( ά-ά) I have chosen to insist my name be lower case on all academic papers going forward.

176 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11116 23:08

( ά-ά) I got a gf

177 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11159 18:30

( ά-ά) I'm a smug fathead and I vote.

178 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11159 20:20

( ά-ά) It's okay to be wide.

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