ITT the previous poster is responsible for global warming. (198)

1 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5139 01:26

>>0, you son of a bitch. YOU DOOMED US ALL!

2 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5139 02:03

An inconvenient THREAD.

3 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5139 02:17

>>2 Ooooh, buying carbon credits from your own company are you?

4 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5139 03:13

>>3 Your screensaver is producing black balloons! Black Balloons of wasted energy! fear

5 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5139 03:17

>>4 farts about 10 times a day, releasing considerable amounts of methane.

6 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5139 10:10

>>5 Drowning yourself in your spray-on deodorant is KILLING US ALL.

7 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5139 12:55

>>6 Falsely represented the Elitist Superstructure at the UN meeting and opted us all out of Kyoto, then replaced all of our tanasinn based power plants with coal ones!

8 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5139 12:58

>>7 had stock in Tanasinn Power, even though it is ridiculously inefficient in comparison to coal.

9 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5139 13:00

>>8 wandered the Earth. >>8 is so fat that his wandering introduced slow wobbles into the Earth's orbit, causing temperatures to rise and fall randomly.

>>8 also smokes filterless cigarettes.

10 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5139 15:22

>>9 Drives an SUV and likes it.

11 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5139 16:25

>>10 owns and drives several Hummers without remorse.

12 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5139 17:54

>>11 sequesters carbon in his attic, but leaves the vent fans running so it all blows back into the air.

13 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5139 18:35

>>12
is the sun

14 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5139 21:27

>>13
is the moon

15 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5139 23:31

>>14 is an irregular burst of cosmic rays that causes heavy cloud formation until the burst ends.

16 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5139 23:42

>>15 is the end of the Little Ice Age.

17 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5139 23:47

>>15 invented Global Warming to sell newspapers.

18 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5139 23:49

>>17 invented Global Warming, renamed it Global Climate Change to hedge his bets, and then created a company to trade in and profit hugely off carbon credits.

19 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5139 23:50

>>18 is furiously trying to discredit the Medieval Warm Period.

20 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5139 23:57

>>19 is furiously trying to discredit science.

21 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5140 01:33

>>20 is convinced that humanity is too stupid to be able to adapt to a gradual rise in temperature of about .06C per year.

22 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5140 04:01

>>21 doesn't know the history of Eviromentalism. I DO.

23 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5140 07:41

>>22 wastes precious e-fuel with his pompous and irrelevant HTML formatting.

24 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5140 10:13

>>23
Throws away half used children, instead of eating them. thus contributing to global warming

25 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5140 10:13

>>23
Throws away half used children, instead of eating them. thus contributing to global warming

26 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5140 11:35

>>25 generates twice as much CO2 by double posting.

27 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5140 12:16

>>26 hides his deep crippling guilt for emptying entire cans of Dust-Off by turning them upside down and freezing things.

28 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5140 16:42

>>27 insists loudly that his opinion is that of the entire body of climate science, exhaling C02 all the while.

29 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5140 23:27

>>28 is still trying to debunk the global warming truth, thereby providing disincentives for people to cut down on CO2 emissions.

YOU PLANETKILLER!!!

30 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5140 23:34

>>1-29 There is no such thing as global warming, move along.

31 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5140 23:47

>>30

Hasn't been reading the thermometer outside.

32 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5141 02:04

>>31 hasn't been reading the thermometer situated much more conveniently inside, thus squandering precious global resources not only on moving his loathsome travel-hungry carcass outside but also obliging me to move my fingers wastefully across the keyboard instead of just pressing PgDn again, directly contributing to global warming and universal entropy and indirectly leading me to release even more bullshit onto our precious planet that usual

33 Name: TrippytheTripcode!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-5141 07:41

>>32 is addicted to CFCs.

34 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5141 19:02

>>33 farts on fresh ice core samples.

35 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5142 03:28

>>34 eats too much bamboo, hurting the carbon cycle. Because he is a Panda. HA, HA! SEE HOW I WORKED THAT IN TO THE THEME THERE! I AM SO GENIUS!

36 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5143 22:12

I don't really think it will change much, but >>35, this beautiful little planet of ours is our responsibility and I believe that you are taking too much of a happy-go-lucky attitude towards it. I can't blame you, because I care about my politically correct style and you just might have come from a socially defect milieu or have other issues that I would normally make a point of considering when it comes to downplaying accusations against hardcore criminals. However in this case the stakes are high. Please change, sir, our world depends on it.

37 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5146 13:08

>>36 exhales much more than his share of CO2.

38 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5146 23:49

>>37 buys a new computer when the screen is full

39 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5147 03:39

>>38 is, in actuality, made entirely of greenhouse gases.

40 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5147 11:43

>>39 drives a coal-fired SUV every day.

41 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5160 01:43

>>40 Shut down a fossil fueled water purification plant and failed to use a suitable alt fuel, causing widespread disease, but atleast he prevented heatstroke.

42 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5168 22:17

>>41 protested against nuclear power because it involved atoms and atoms are scary to the uneducated activist.

43 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5169 02:48

>>42 farts.

44 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5169 05:30

>>43 farts pure CO2.

45 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5169 20:09

yes you are, polluter

46 Name: 1985-1988 Nissan Maxima : 1993-09-5177 00:59

When I had mechanical problems, I produced 100% Carbon Monoxide, and 0% Carbon Dioxide. It killed the 4 people inside me, but at least global temps didn't rise.

>>46 bought the stuff needed to repair me, leading to 99% CO2 and 1% CO. CO2 is the pollution now, damnit, CO was just blamed waay back then when people didn't understand enviromentalism.

47 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5177 10:13

( ・-・) >>34, it's not that there's a restrictive pattern, it's just that you're by far the worst poster in existence with the worst character in existence. Stop wasting everyone else's time and get rid of your meaningless fucking life.

48 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5177 22:02

>>47
repeats the same thing so much that people stop caring about his message, even though it could be helpful in solving global warming.

49 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5178 16:48

>>48 is a big fat butt

50 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5185 04:06

>>49 Eats at taco bell every day, contributing to waste and hazardous gas buildup.

51 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5192 02:05

>>50 attacks the person and avoids discussing the science.

52 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5192 12:26

>>51 completely neglected to point out >>50's blatant disregard toward researching alternative energy sources, likely because he, much like all silly libertarians, does not support it.

53 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5192 13:34

>>52 can't spell "environmentalist" without M-E-N-T-A-L. OH WAIT

54 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5195 01:52

>>53 Cuts down trees just to watch them fall.

55 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5198 23:25

>>54 Drives a 1959 Cadillac Sedan DeVille, and thinks that is okay, because it isn't an SUV.

56 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5201 12:42

>>55 is Dr Evil

57 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5201 21:12

>>56 is bald, reflecting the sun's rays and doubling the heat.

58 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5201 23:44

>>57's mass stupidity exemplary of current climate policy, fails to recognize that reflected light should make the planet cooler.

59 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5202 01:09

>>58 Owns a toilet that uses significantly more than 1.6 gallons of water per flush, and due to a lousy design, requires multiple flushes much like the earliest 1.6 Gallon toilets. >>58 doesn't follow the "It it is yellow, let it mellow" rule either.

Have you any idea the amount of coal burned to pump that water from the well, and then burned to treat the waste?!

60 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5232 17:24

>>59's thick, luxuriant brunette hair lowers the Earth's albedo, causing it to absorb more heat from sunlight.

61 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5232 22:01

>>60's transient affair with >>59 spawned a new dynasty of global warmers

62 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5315 00:25

>>61 Attempted to reverse the trend by mooning the world with his fat white butt. Too bad that his ass sags down, re-reflecting light back to the surface of Earth, and raising the temperture.

63 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5315 15:20

By bumping threads from long disused areas of DQN >>62 triggers massive head movements on squeeks' hard disk consuming enough electricity to melt the polar ice caps

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5378 16:02

>>63 earlier attempt to bring the world under control with communism collapsed like a boneless giraffe, so he turned to environmentalism as a way to coerce humanity into wretched poverty.

He even thinks this would help SAVE THE EARTH(tm).

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5378 17:04

>>64 farts a lot

66 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5379 11:43

>>65 Is a chain smoker, which means he produces quite a bit more deadly gas than non smokers.

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5379 11:50

>>66 is a Panda, and thusly diverts treehuggers' money and time from the cause of global warming, just so that he can be enticed to get jiggy with it and preserve his pitiful species

68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5379 12:08

>>67 Is a Panda with bleached fur, trying to falsely cause discussion of polar bears.

69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 16:53

>>68 rammed legislation marking the polar bear as endangered even though polar bears have a pretty good population growth going.

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 17:44

>>69 uses koala broth in his Chili at PETA potlucks.

71 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 21:52

>>70 Voted for Bush.

72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 22:28

>>71 Is al gore

73 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5383 01:06

>>72 Only drinks water if it is bottled water that was manufactured 3000 miles away or more.

74 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5383 02:27

>>73 Eats pandas

75 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5383 04:50

>>74 eats, shoots, and leaves, reducing Earth's biodiversity.

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5383 17:29

>>75 used a comma in a sentence about mittens and turned it into global warming

77 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5383 21:14

>>76 stood up when it was nighttime and by Newton's laws that caused the earth to move slightly in the opposite direction. Ergo, >>76 caused the earth to be slightly closer to the sun, making it warmer.

78 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5383 21:33

>>77 sat down at exactly the same time on the opposite side of the Earth, exacerbating the issue.

79 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5386 13:53

>>78 built a machine that burns mittens for the sole purpose of carbon emissions.

80 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5386 16:31

>>79 has cleared so much of the Amazon rainforests that Brazil looks like the Sahara Desert now.

81 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5386 19:29

>>80 has an SUV thats so big he has to use a smaller SUV to drive from the front to the back seats.

82 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5386 23:04

>>81 works as a gas station attendant

83 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5386 23:11

>>82 subsists solely on a diet of beans and cabbage, and his personal methane emissions alone have significantly increased the heat trapped by the Earth's atmosphere.

84 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5387 15:58

>>83 plans to increase the greenhouse effect by constructing an actual greenhouse around the Earth. Bastard.

85 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5387 17:34

>>84 will turn that greenhouse into a single room of an enormous, fog spewing greenfactory.

86 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 00:44

>>85 Lives is Nome, Alaska, where it is too cold, and he is looking for a trick to make his home more tropical. Meanwhile, he is building equipment to get the oil companies to drill in ANWAR without getting caught.

87 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 06:10

>>86 is a heat-loving alien shapeshifter who poses as the CEOs of every oil company in existence and wishes to turn Earth into a fetid melting slag pit like his homeworld. And he is supplementing the drilling equipment with evil alien technology.

88 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 22:51

>>87 Manipulated sanitariums into taking in people who call global warming by human means a fact.

89 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 23:23

OH DAMN :( The longer our text is the more CO² outputs our computer the more we go on the global warming..you know?

90 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5389 00:08

>>89's week brain needed 31 highly carbonated energy drinks to figure it out. Too bad each one of those drinks has a large amount of CO2 that is released when the cap is pulled off. The CO2 that isn't immediately released is belched out later, along with several other hazardous gases.

91 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5389 14:44

>>90 Manufactures RAMUNE! That little marble is made out of concentrated greenhouse effect gas, not glass!

92 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 00:11

>>91 Brews beer, yeast sure can make lots of CO2 as they make alcohol.

93 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5391 00:28

>>93 sits in front of the computer all the time, raising humanities energy needs even more.

94 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5391 01:55

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95 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5397 10:41

>>94 Is so fat, his gravity pulls more photons toward Earth.

96 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5398 01:51

>>95 is such a great auto mechanic that he can keep cars alive for ages, and then those cars contribute to the CO2 debt.

97 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5398 04:23

>>96 sucks all the water vapor out of the atmosphere in his neighborhood, allowing CO2 to noticeably contribute to the greenhouse effect for a change.

98 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5399 19:50

>>97 Is a decomposing corpse, contributing to increased CO2 and methane.

99 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5399 20:08

>>98 has sex with >>97

100 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5399 23:43

>>99 has sex with >>101
>>100 GETS

101 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5399 23:56

>>99 is a sweet lover.

102 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5418 01:46

>>101 Carries out the assassination of oil price speculators and is w.

103 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5418 02:10

>>102 huffs boatloads of brake cleaner annually

104 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5418 12:44

>>103 Buys antique aerosol cans, and then sprays them, knowing they have CFC propellants.

105 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6199 13:58

>>104 runs a very successful manufacturing company which, because of its highly successful history, produces a lot of global warming and must be stopped.

106 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6199 15:53

>>105 is exhaling dangerous CO2 this very second, dooming us all.

107 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6199 23:46

>>106 Has a Godzilla sized carbon footprint.

108 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6200 01:22

>>107 Uses his personal jet when he goes grocery shopping.

109 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6200 01:28

I hope nobody notices.

110 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6201 23:46

>>109 Expects people not to notice his gigantic steel mill and aluminum factory, two metals which require carbon to process even if 100% windmill generated electricity is used.

111 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6226 21:08

>>110 totally spaced on calibrating the weather stations across the globe when it was his turn, so the world's temperature readings are all out of whack.

112 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6227 17:37

>>111's diet consists solely of bovine products. Bovines fart a lot.

113 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6228 14:19

>>112 cuts the middleman and just farts a lot.

114 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6238 21:59

>>113 Pisses off skunks, causing skunks to emit more hazardous chemicals than usual.

115 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6240 16:13

>>114 makes skunks jealous by emitting more hazardous chemicals than they can.

116 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6240 21:27

>>115 Farts like a hybrid car owner in South Park, but drives a massive bulldozer.

117 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6241 17:39

>>116 is a Jew

118 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6241 21:22

>>117 is a lonely Jew on Christmas.

119 Name: ( ˂ ヮ˃) : 1993-09-6242 11:42

>>118 is a lonely Jew pretty much all of the time.

120 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6243 01:04

>>119 is Sad Jew in Snow.

121 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6243 19:05

>>120
is jealous of Jews because he causes global warming somehow.

122 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6243 23:23

>>121 has irritable climate syndrome.

123 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6244 00:39

>>122 uses dangerous amounts of cologne to try and impress women. It doesn't work.

124 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6244 12:46

Started out as ManBearPig, but evolved into MooseBearPig

125 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6249 21:25

>>124 Always uses real charcoal on his BBQ grill, resulting in deforestation, and CO2 emitted from those missing trees.

Also, >>124's BBQ food tastes so great that people can't stop eating it, and giving it to their friends, causing an endless cycle.

126 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6311 23:50

>>125 evades carbon taxes.

127 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6312 00:37

>>126 funded the world's largest solar cell array but ran out of money as the project neared completion, leaving a bunch of panels that just collect energy and burn up the atmosphere around them.

128 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6578 00:37

>>127 Is a Brazilian porn star. Brazilian porn features a large amount of farting.

129 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6579 19:03

>>128 has stored every Brazilian fart porn video on his hard drive so every time he wants to hurt the world, he plays them over and over.

130 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6579 22:47

>>129 Has spent so much money on Brazilian fart porn, that it became a very valuable part of the porn biz. Stars from around the world travel on jets just to rip farts in a Brazilian studio.

131 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6581 16:28

>>130 has a vast and mysterious machine in his basement laboratory that he uses to alter the energy output of the sun.

132 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6581 16:58

>>131 is a three legged radioactive bird from hell with plans for world domination and uncontrolled nuclear reactions.

133 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6581 17:00

>>131 Has a similar machine that increases heat radiation from the core and mantle of the Earth.

134 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6601 17:44

>>133 needs no such machine as he is a photino bird and can do this by willing it to happen.

135 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6601 20:19

>>134 has to catch his breath so often that he alone could destroy atmosphere in 50 or 60 years.

136 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 07:31

Bill Gates is the cause

137 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7192 18:47

>>136 Tells everyone to stop emitting so much CO2 only on Opposite Day and Soviet Russia Joke Day.

138 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7194 14:18

>>137 farts too much.

139 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7195 03:12

>>138 Invented a way to produce more sweet potatoes more cheaply, causing more farting among poorer people.

140 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7198 15:30

>>139 enjoys kebabs too much.

141 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7198 17:54

>>140 is a major lobbyist for the oil lobby and parades around the one scientist that is payed to say that climate change isn't real to the news media.

142 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7198 17:56

>>141 Works with the South Park guys. In numerous episodes of South Park, people say that global warming isn't real.

143 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7198 18:41

>>142 sells his fancy emission quotas that generate money out of thin air whilst polluting it all the same.

144 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7198 22:46

>>143 Makes kimchi and eats it everyday. Fermentation produces a large amount of CO2, and kimchi farts are the worst farts in the world. Even >>143's deadly sweat vapor hurts the environment.

145 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7199 10:52

>>144 gets a lot of donated money which he uses solely to organize conferences on climate change around the world and to travel to them.

146 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7199 19:26

>>145 travels to those conferences on the biggest jets he can charter, and hires stretched SUV limousines for himself, his bodyguards and his entourage.

147 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7199 23:47

>>146 Is increasing the birth rates in industrialized economies, leading to more major CO2 producers.

148 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7200 01:41

>>147 is alive and exhaling needless amounts of CO² into the atmosphere.

149 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7202 17:06

>>148 Gets people to drive electric cars, and says nothing about how much CO2 is created from power plants, and the amount of losses caused by power transmission lines. Add to that the energy needed to produce bi rechargeable batteries, and that might be a big problem.

It doesn't help that >>148 acts like a South Park hybrid car owner.

150 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7202 18:03

>>149 is heavily misinformed. >>149 also farts a lot.

151 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7202 18:15

>>150 heats his patio for four hours every evening, regardless of temperature and whether he intends to sit outside (or indeed is even home) that day

152 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7203 22:25

>>151 has bought a Toyota Prius, acts all smug about it, but does everything else whatsoever counter-eco-green.

153 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7203 22:34

>>152 is Jeremy Clarkson.

(>>149, I wonder how you feel about nickel that is mined in Canada, then refined, then shipped to Japan or China for a battery assembly, which then might be shipped somewhere else for a battery pack assembly, which in turn travels to a manufacturer of fancy gadgets and then fancy gadgets go all around the world ― and most of these routes are far from being optimal.)

154 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7204 01:01

>>153 believes that there's a normal temperature, so a rise in temperature, which i'm pretty sure is of 'negative' cause, is a 'departure from the norm', eye 'global warming'. they're also stupid enough to believe that they can separate 'climate' from 'the earth', so they say that 'climate is ravaging the earth', and forget that 'climate' is a word that was 'made-up' to adapt the facts of our experience of motion within the continually transforming relational spatial plenum to thoughts and those to each other, so they talk about 'climate change', which is 'circular reasoning'. and of course they believe that the 'climate' dynamic can be separated from the 'human dynamic', so they talk about 'human-made global warming'.

i bet they also say stupid shit like 'rising temperatures are causing widespread melting of ice'. a 'rising temperature' is an observation; it has no 'power of causality'.

155 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7204 03:24

>>154 convinces politicians and SUV driving soccer moms that things that are named poorly don't exist!

156 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7204 03:28

>>155 sucks cocks on public stalls

157 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7204 03:37

>>156's body produces an inordinate amount of CO2 every day in a natural chemical reaction between 2Fe2O3 + 3C + taking things too seriously.

158 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7204 11:25

>>157 talks about semantics of global warming and doesn't want to ride a bicycle and to reuse plastic bags.

159 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7208 02:46

>>158 Creates doubt. Having any doubt about how global warming works is absolutely unacceptable even if at one time we were all told that our activities would make the earth continuously get colder.

160 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7208 08:11

>>159 has heard that global warming might stop the Gulf Stream and cool Europe down, so he is trying hard to make this happen.

161 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7209 23:02

>>160 Enforces CO2 limits, but if you bribe him, he will ignore how much CO2 you produce.

162 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7210 00:00

>>161 burns his trash.

163 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7210 00:36

>>162 believes that the present state of the world only depends on the immediate past, without being directly influenced, so to speak, by the recollection of a more distant past.

164 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7210 07:51

>>163 believes the human race has absolutely no influence on the climate, and therefore doesn't recycle.

165 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7210 14:14

>>164 claims that the Earth is still warming up after a Little Ice Age.

166 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7210 14:35

>>165 can't into geological time

167 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7210 22:24

>>166 Is a hardcore Catholic who does anything he can to create ignorance about birth control and sexuality so people end up having more children than they should. More people equals more resources being used.

168 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7211 00:45

>>167 set bio-diesel crops on fire in protest over ineffective land usage.

169 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7211 01:33

>>168 Invents new medicines that extend lives of people and animals, increasing the amount of time they can produce CO2

170 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7211 15:13

>>169 is the guy who wrote "you liberals are retards. humans can't even direct traffic, how do you think we can control the climate? the real reason the world is getting hotter is because hell is getting closer!" on the Internet.

171 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7211 16:08

>>170 Invented a wide variety of new ways to produce cheap, clean energy, then got a bunch of patents and refused to liscense any of them out to people. >>170 also aggressively pursues legal action against anyone who tries to produce cheap clean energy for violation of patent. Due to >>170's strong legal team and friends in the government, >>170 always wins these cases, even if their patents are not being violated.

172 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7212 09:26

>>171 is a loan shark who enslaves people and makes them mine "COOL FREE" coal for him. >>171 then gives it out to power plants in exchange for reddit karma and youtube likes. >>171 also has a DQN facebook page and fancies himself as a hipster.

173 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7212 16:33

>>172 Built a gigantic lens and mirror to direct more light at earth

174 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7212 18:05

>>173 still believes in that farcical fantasy that the sun, of all things, contributes to the earth warming up.

I do declare, what nonsense that is...

175 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7213 00:12

>>174 denounced all claims of heat transfer by radiation as a hippie hogwash, and introduced a ban on consumer-grade space heaters as the only way to fight global warming.

176 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 00:28

>>175 leaves every fridge open and every A/C on its coldest setting to cool down Earth.

177 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 14:49

>>176 Has a typical factory in China.

178 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 18:42

>>177 invites everyone who's trying to improve climate to countless debates and forums.

179 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7233 21:40

>>178 Shows everyone how global warming was never proven by repeatable experiment, and then telling people how it can't be considered a science.

180 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7233 22:05

>>179 Sneaks into geography classrooms and sets fire to the globes.

181 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7239 00:36

>>180 organizes heated debates across the world and the Internet, making people exhale more often.

182 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7239 20:27

>>181 cuts down trees to make Thneeds. The bastard.

183 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7240 07:38

>>182 feeds the cows on his ranch a diet consisting mainly of deviled eggs and refried beans.

184 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7240 15:06

>>183 Prevents people from putting speed limits on the Autobahn.

185 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7242 16:39

>>184 is responsible for 9 out of 10 glowball warnings in his neighborhood.

186 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7633 18:27

People say >>185 uses strategies from the tobacco business.

187 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7633 21:51

>>186 has secretly constructed a machine that allows him to modulate the output of the nearest star, and is currently pressing its big red button in order to make the Sun output "Jabberwocky" in Morse Code.

188 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7640 18:39

>>187 Lights lithium batteries on fire.

189 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7736 14:51

>>188 Paints over solar cells so they can't generate any power.

190 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7736 18:17

>>189 demands more forests to be removed for biofuel fields.

191 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7736 18:27

>>190 farts with the fury of 100 cattle.

192 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7736 23:57

>>191 Mutates other life forms into cattle

193 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8395 17:53

>>192 Starts forest fires with his Van Der Graaf generator so that a lightning strike is the only thing blamed on a forest fire.

>>192 also wastes energy on creating internet spam

194 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8412 16:07

>>193 is a panda.

195 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8598 18:40

>>194 farted so hard it severely worsened greenhouse effect

196 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8600 02:18

>>195 Only cleans his computer with canned aerosols.

197 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8600 20:42

>>196 dumps sulfur hexafluoride into central A/C so people sound cooler while they cool off

198 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8612 13:00

>>197 Uses an excessive amount of toilet paper and makes sure only the best trees are harvested for his asshole.

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