[Part XI] ( LƒΦ`) Grandpa [Legendary] (53)

1 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5183 11:53

( LƒΦ`) Bet you can't tell which thread is which.

2 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5183 12:04

(EΝE) I'm not sure Grandpa, will you teach me?

3 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5184 04:01

( LƒΦ`) (E‚`E) I can teach you... many... things, Junior....

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5438 16:06

(EΝE) Good! I need help with algebra!

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5438 19:32

(EΝE) Also, can you teach me roman numerals, because I don't know what's going on here.

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5439 19:29

( LƒΦ`) Okay, Algebra:

( LƒΦ`) You can't take three from two, two is less than three
( LƒΦ`) So you go to the four in the eight's place
( LƒΦ`) Now that's really four eights, so you make it three eights
( LƒΦ`) I can't remember any more of this song.

|ƒΦ` ) Bye.

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5439 20:42

(EΝE) Wow! With your help, I got an A on my algebra test. Thanks grandpa! Can you help me prove the Jacobian Conjecture now?

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5440 07:23

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9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5448 04:14

(EΝE) Could you teach me about Markoff chains?

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5450 03:16

( LƒΦ`) When you're older.

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5450 10:28

(EΝE) Could you teach me how to bust a move?

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5450 15:39

( LƒΦ`) Dat ain't sumthin' u suppos ta LEARN, Juniah. Yous just suppos ta KNOW.

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5450 17:53

(EΝE) Grandpa, are you implying by your degenerate language use in >>12 that persons of the negroid persuasion might be intellectually inferior to us Shift-JIS persons?

(EΝE) I am offended for them!

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5454 20:45

( LƒΦ`) The only one offended is you, Junior.

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5457 15:06

(EΝE) I feel guilty for being successful, so this is how I lash out.

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5460 03:21

( LƒΦ`) Why! Ain't nothing but a g-thang baby. Two loc'ed out so we're crazy.

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5465 02:47

(EΝE) Um...

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5465 04:01

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@@@ i@ ߁Νί jƒ@I claim this thread in the name of LOVE.
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19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5465 09:47

(EΝE) Grandpa, that man has a cape. Why don't I have a cape?

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5465 10:29

( LƒΦ`) I'll swep you in bed sheets, touch your twinkie and call you Cape Cod.

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5465 11:20

(EΝE) Yay!!

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6350 20:02

( LƒΦ`) Time to bump all the open Grandpa threads!

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6351 00:06


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@@@@ R___PP@ j / @@@@ R_^^
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24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6351 00:31

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7082 23:20

(EΝE) Grandpa, just how many Grandpa threads are there anyway?

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7083 11:22

( LƒΦ`) How many Grandpa threads are there? Count the stars in the sky. Measure the waters of the ocean with a teaspoon. Number the grains of sand on the sea shore. Impossible, you say? Yes, and it is just as impossible for me to say how many Grandpa threads there are.

27 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7674 17:24

(EΝE) And nobody's posting in any of them.

28 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8537 23:11

( LƒΦ`) Thank god. Now I can finally get some peace and quiet.

29 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8538 23:57

( LƒΦ`) Somebody should really dust in here.

30 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8539 11:33

(EΝE) Be the change you want to see in the world, Grandpa.

31 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8594 20:13

(EΝE) Grandpa, what was life like before the invention of the printing press?

32 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8834 01:14

( LƒΦ`) It was bumpy, Junior. Very bumpy indeed.

33 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8834 11:20

(EΝE) I thought that was life today.

34 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8834 18:34

( LƒΦ`) Well yes, obviously, the printing press hasn't been invented yet.

35 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8834 18:36

(EΝE) Good thing we skipped straight to laptops.

36 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8835 00:53

( LƒΦ`) What, you're not on mobile?

37 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8835 18:33

(EΝE) What's a mobile?

38 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8836 16:29

( LƒΦ`) I remember Mobile. Busking on the street, spitting in the Gulf, starting the occasional race riot. Those were the days.

39 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8837 16:52

(EΝE) Grandpa, why are you so ugly and wrinkly?

40 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10046 17:54

( LƒΦ`) All part of the fun of getting old, Timmy.

41 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10153 07:22

(EΝE) Gee Grandpa, why does ssz let you have EIGHT threads?

42 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10153 12:10

( LƒΦ`) SSZ doesn't let me do anything. I let SSZ have the honour of hosting eight of my legendary threads.

43 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10201 15:09

(EΝE) Granny, can you help with my chemical splicing homework?

44 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10205 14:02

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@ LƒΦ`) No.

45 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10249 11:22

(E‚`E) Grandpa! I stared too long into the abyss and now it won't stop staring back at me!

46 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10250 04:41

( LƒΦ`) You need Jesus, kiddo.

47 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10260 21:38

( LƒΦ`) You need Moses, bucko.

48 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10261 00:12

( LƒΦ`) You need Mohammed, infidel.

49 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10261 00:42

( LƒΦ ) You need Odin, volksgenosse.

50 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10261 23:03

(EΝE) You need a bath, stinky!

51 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10262 11:04

( LƒΦ`) I haven't showered since my 83rd birthday!

52 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10285 13:47

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53 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10285 20:59

( LƒΦ`) Binks!

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