( ・ω・) Fatpa returns! [ok] (70)

1 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5226 14:13

( ・ ω・) Heh what, upo

2 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5226 18:08

(  ・  ω ・) I am portly, and maroon.

3 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5226 18:47

( J ・  ω ・)I require more features to differentiate me from other more acceptable characters.

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5401 01:41

(⊺●Д๏) Hello. I am "Mr. Likes To Bump Character Threads". I do believe this is a character thread, so I would like to bump it. That is why my name is "Mr. Likes To Bump Character Threads".

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5401 01:50

( ゚ ヮ゚) No, this isn't a character thread, but that's OK. We all make mistakes sometimes. I like mittens.

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5401 07:11

(    ・   ω   ・) huff huff...had to...get up today...too much work...

(・∀・) .. Oh, I get it. The joke is that he gets fatter and fatter each time you post him.

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5401 13:16

(     ・   ω   ・ ) I was having a great time dancing, until the CD at the radio station skipped.

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5401 14:06

(       ˃    ω   ˂ ) Uh oh, my gut's a-rumblin'

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5402 01:01

               _   ∩

    (       .    ω   . ) Much better.

       ⊂  ⊂彡
      ( つ ノ
       ( ノ
     \      ☆
             |     ☆
          (⌒ ⌒ヽ   /
    \  (`⌒  ⌒  ⌒ヾ   /
      ('⌒ ; ⌒   ::⌒  )
     (`     )     ::: ) /
  ☆─ (⌒;:    ::⌒) :;  )
     (⌒::   ::     ::⌒ )
    / (    ゝ  ヾ 丶  ソ ─

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5402 01:06

( ・ω・) Hi there. My name is Clonepa.

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5402 01:54

DIEFATSOウゼ━━━━ヽ( `皿´ )ノ━━━━!!

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5402 02:12

     (⌒ ⌒ヽ    
  (`⌒  ⌒  ⌒ヾ    
 ('⌒ ; ⌒   ::⌒  )
(`     )     ::: )  
 (⌒;:    ::⌒) :;  )
(⌒::   ::     ::⌒ )
 (    ( ・ω・)  Somebody here been eating beans?

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5402 04:14

(・∀・) Clonepa, when did you get an afro?

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5402 05:15

     (⌒ ⌒ヽ    
  (`⌒  ⌒  ⌒ヾ    
 ('⌒ ; ⌒   ::⌒  )
(`     )     ::: )  
 (⌒;:    ::⌒) :;  )
(⌒::   ::     ::⌒ )
 (    ( ・ω・)  The radiation seems to have mutated my hair. Or something, I don't know science.

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5402 08:17

(        .     ω    .  ) That was a fart which spontaneously transformed into an afro via Badart's law of ASCII uncertainty.

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5402 23:55

(        .     ω-    .  ) well, time for a smoke. Please light it for me, since my fingers are so fat, a lighter will be absorbed into my fat rolls.

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5403 00:59

( ´ω`)っ-̾ Smoking is bad for you, fatass.

(         .     ω-    .  ) But you're smoking, and you're old.

( ´ω`)っ-̾ But at least I'm not fat.

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5403 01:09

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ <Hey there Fatpa!
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5403 01:19

(        .      ω-     .   ) Hey there sonny. I see you've lost weight.

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5403 01:38

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ <But I thought you were blind!
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5403 01:51

( ・ω・) I'm only joking, it's me, Clonepa. Haha, fooled you.

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5403 03:39

    ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ <Oh yeah, but im not Sonny either!
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5403 03:41

  

.・:.。.:

 /  ゚∀゚ \ POOF
.・:.。.・:.。
.・:.。.・:.。.・:.。
.・:.。.・:.。

 .・:.。

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5403 03:41

 /゚ω゚\

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5403 03:42

( ・ω・) Hi! My name is Clonepa!

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5403 04:29

( ・-・) Only in September can a thread like this get to 25 posts. 25get.

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5420 00:02

(         .       ω      .    ) someone please find me a bedpan! I can't walk 10 feet to the toilet.

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5420 03:01

( ・-・) This thread is a toilet you fat asshole. Fatasshole.

29 Name: Durandal!!iUIb/DSJ : 1993-09-5420 07:31

( ゚ Д゚)i will break your face you gay homosexual fag bitch

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5420 18:35

( ・-・) My, my, my, aren't we the redundant one today?

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5420 21:29

\( ゚ Д゚)/ AARRRRGGGGGGGGH!!1

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 00:33

( ・-・) Right, right. Take two of these and call me never.

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 00:43

(         .        ω      .    ) I may be fat, you you should see how huge my dick is... If I could only remember the 2 fat rolls it was stuck between.

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5436 01:08

( ・ω・)c
( ・ ・)っω
( ・ ・)っω==p this is my penis.

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6264 09:25

(         .        ω      .     ) I tripped and fell. I rolled down the mountain that I live on. That is why I am now here again.

Also the snowball effect happened.

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6264 15:32

( ・ω・) Greetings. People call me... the Clonepa.

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6264 18:29

(         .        ω      .     ) nice to meetcha Clonepa, my name is fatpa and this my thread/toilet

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6265 01:16

   人    
  (__)    
  (__)   
 ( __ ) 
  ( ・ω・)   Did someone have an accident in here?

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6266 15:44

(          .        ω       .     ) Yes. could you clean that up for me? I can't bend over and get it because my huge stomach is in the way

(          >        ω       <     ) ..HHNNGH

(           .        ω       .      ) that too.

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6270 08:05

(・∀・) Fatpa, how did you expand in girth in the process of taking a poo poo?

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6270 17:12

(          .         ω       .       ) It's my special talent!

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6282 13:57

(・∀・) But fatpa, aren't you fat enough as it is?

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6282 17:37

(           ・         ω       ・        ) Do I have my own time zone yet?

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6284 02:35

(・∀・) by the time the sun rises on one of your ass cheeks, it sets on the other one. That means you span at least 12 timezones!

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6284 03:14

   人    
  (__)    
  (__)   
 ( __ )    
 ( ・ω・) < My name is Clonepa and this thread
 (つ   つ   smells like shit like the rest of those
 | | |     "whateverpa returns"
 (__)_)

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6284 05:20

>>45
(・∀・) What about Squeekspa?

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6660 16:29

(            ・         ω        ・        ) I am going to get a sex change operation. Do you guys know how much SSBBW pornstars get paid? In addition to that, the producer feeds them all for free!

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6660 17:23

( ´ω`) I'll tell ya, sonny, if you roll up to me real close like.

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6661 14:52

___________________________________________________________________________________
(            (・)         ω        (・)        )

I finally have glasses that fit my fat face. I had to wait months for someone to custom build them

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6663 03:21

___M_- -W___----____3 ___--= VVV ___m_____ n_____m (________s ---/ \___
(            c・          ω        V・        )
Dammit, I got fatter, and the glasses didn't get fatter with me.

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6681 04:13

___M_- -W___----____3 ___--= VVV ___m_____ n_____m (________s ---/ \___
(            c・          ω        V・        )
I inadvertently turned into an abomination.

52 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7582 18:47

(            ・         ω         ・         )
Whenever I feel someone is insulting me, I go to an "Oppai Oppai" thread and see all the people who cheer for my giant boobs.

53 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7732 21:40

(            ・         ω          ・         )
What kind of gun do you guys concealed carry?
I carry a 50 BMG

54 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7808 17:55

( ・-・) Thanks to you, fatpa, the company I work for will be able to cover my pension, because you will drop dead by the time you collect one pension check.

55 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7809 05:22

(          ・       ω      ・      ) Glad to be of service!

56 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7810 02:07

(        ・     ω    ・    ) Wow, the Atkins diet really works!

57 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7812 02:41

( ・-・) You're losing weight? But, but my pension!

58 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7814 00:49

( ・ - ・ ) I must drown my sorrows by slurping down a tray of Cinnabons!

59 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7816 02:05

(  ・  -  ・ ) Nutella and powdered donuts! French toast on more french toast!

(        ・     -    ・    ) MORE SUGAR!

60 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7816 13:32

(          ・       ω      ・      ) All this fat is going to my head.

61 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7991 14:24

______________________________^_______________________
(          ・       ω      ・      )
I went to a comic festival with a Twilight Sparkle costume.

Why did everybody think I was a narwhal?

62 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7991 18:54

(        ・     -    ・    ) Buuuuu
(  ・  -  ・ ) urrrrrrrrrr
( ・ - ・ ) rrrrrrrr
( ・-・) rrrrrp.

63 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7992 05:43

( ・-・) Stop that. Nobody will be able to tell us apart.

64 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9481 08:59

(  ・ ω ・ ) Do these jeans make my crap ass look big?

65 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9481 20:35

( ´,,•ω•,,`)♡ I love you you fat bastard!

66 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10008 22:38

(  ・ ω ・ ) I just a whole battenberg in 18.4 seconds!

67 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10013 23:22

( ・-・) Nice work. I'm sure the bariatric ward of the hospital has a nickname for you.

68 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10014 10:41

(  ・ ω ・ ) My name is Fatpa but everyone calls me Fatpa!

69 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10015 07:38

| ◎∧
| ・ิω・ิ) Actually, we call him "Code Brown."
|. V ハ
|___:|__|)
|__)_)

70 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10015 22:19

(  ・ ω ・ ) more like chode brown hehehe
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