[investigation] Who/what is Squeeks? [mystery] (14)

1 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5270 07:06

As far as I can tell, there are three distinct varieties of "Squeeks":

  1. Squeeks, owner and benevolent lord of 4-ch.net,
  2. Squeeks, musician and breakbeat artist, and
  3. Squeeks, german spammer.

2 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5270 07:14

Wait, so only three of us aren't named Squeeks?

3 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5270 07:56

   人     
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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and my identity is self-evident.
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4 Name: winter : 1993-09-5270 13:57

Dear Squeeks,

I think it's time to stop being the shy wallflower and reveal yourself in all of your cosmopolitan glory to the world. Tell them the real story about how a shy lad from down under made his way into the wide world seeking his fortune, and how he eventually made his way to the top through the power of the Internet!

Your story will be an inspiration to the other five of us!

Love,

winter

5 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5270 16:57

( ´ω`) I remember the days when Squeeks didn't exist.

6 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5270 18:51

   人     
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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I am eternal.
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7 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5272 04:49

His real name is most certainly not Derrick Quentin Northcott of Springfield Illinois born January 10th 1977 employed at the Illinois State Bar Association having Social Security Number 536-90-4399 girlfriend Stephanie Lafayette owns two dogs favorite color is sky blue

8 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5272 09:50

Yeah, it's James

9 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5272 14:21

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Jay Squeeksand.
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10 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5272 22:57

>>9
I think you forgot to make a statement.

11 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5273 04:11

   人     
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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I approve this message.
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12 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5273 04:58

   人     
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 ( ・∀・) < By the spreading of my ass, something poopy here shall pass.
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13 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8765 17:41

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 ( ・∀・) < This is the oldest non-permasaged thread, and I bumped it!
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14 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8765 17:46

holy fuck 9 1/2 year necrobump
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