ITT The previous poster is a Republican (107)

1 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5314 11:43

That's exactly where I thought you were hiding, >>0 you CIA spook!

2 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5314 12:11

>>1

Is an idiot

3 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5314 14:27

>>2 is an idiot

4 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5314 14:30

>>3 is an idiot

5 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5314 14:32

>>q is an idiot

6 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5314 15:04

>>6 Is an idiot

7 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5314 15:12

OOC: this thread is awesome and true.

IC: >>7 is blacklisted.

8 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5315 00:11

>>7 is a idiots

9 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5315 00:12

Once again >>7 tries to end separation of church and state.

10 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5315 00:13

>>9 Makes tax cuts priority #1.

11 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5315 00:29

>>1000 Can't explain why the war on drugs costs several billion dollars a year, from the party that talks about deregulation and spending cuts.

12 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5315 03:23

>>11
is an idiot

13 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5315 04:17

>>12 is a backwards hick.

14 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5315 10:59

>>13 is an intelligent but corrupt old rich white man.

15 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5315 13:43

>>14's EYES HAVE SEEN THE COMING OF THE ‚k‚n‚q‚c

16 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5315 13:46

>>15 is the only one with the balls to do what's right.

OH YEAH I WENT THERE

17 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5315 15:46

>>16 is about one millimeter to the right of any other poster or party in this thread, despite all the protestations by the left and right factions of America's combined center-left and center-right party that pretends to be two.

18 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5315 15:57

>>16 is a Republican

19 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5315 16:47

>>17 is an ignored Republican, and >>18 is an obvious Republican

20 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5315 19:29

>>19 helped rebuild Iraq, and all he got was a lousy billion for it.

21 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5315 20:27

>>20 had himself taken off the map. Along with numerous other things.

22 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5316 00:37

>>21 is the previous poster.

23 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5316 07:07

On the contrary >>22 is the previous poster

24 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5316 07:42

>>23 habitually extols the virtues of compassionate conservatism

25 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5316 08:44

>>24 recently had a tryst with an undercover policeman in a bathroom stall

26 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5316 10:10

>>25 gave that cop a happy ending, because when he starts a job, by God he's going to finish it!

27 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5316 13:13

>>26 calls it Mission Accomplished.

28 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5316 16:45

>>27 believes that International means including New Mexico and Global means including Canada

29 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5316 18:59

>>28 wishes to crucify mankind upon a cross of gold

30 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5316 18:59

>>28 knows that it's a whole new world when Britain is your buddy.

31 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5316 19:34

>>30 knows that supporting Israel is the best long-term solution to peace in the Middle East.

32 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5316 20:36

>>31 knows that >>29 is on the right track. Harmageddon is the roadmap to eternal peace.

33 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5317 01:29

>>32's magnificent show of unity will spark the rebirth of the fragmenting conservative movement.

34 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5317 06:13

>>33 knows that God Hates Fags.

35 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5317 09:36

>>34 is keen to point out it's nothing personal, in fact his best friend is a fag.

36 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5317 19:54

>>35 is actually Libertarian but calls himself Republican because it's more popular

37 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5317 19:59

>>36 is actually a Christian fundamentalist but calls himself Libertarian because it makes him sound smarter and more independent.

38 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5318 07:25

>>37 is a neoconservative seeking to bomb his way out of the Matrix

39 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5318 20:27

>>38 is a poor mid-western hick, but votes for candidates that support corporations.

40 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5318 21:04

>>39 has spent the last six months creating the image of a "maverick" desipte following the party platform to the letter.

41 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5318 21:45

>>40 has spent the last eight years nearly doubling the national debt despite being elected as a fiscal conservative

42 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5319 08:24

>>41 can't think for himself!

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6741 23:08

>>42 Is more likely to get good results at CPAC if he is serves some extremist Christian sects that most people hate.

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6986 01:40

Most people's reason for voting for >>43 is that he might be slightly less shitty than that other candidate.

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6986 03:32

>>44 has considerable business experience.

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6986 04:27

>>45 supports "family values" and also gives free blowjobs at the county park toilet.

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6986 13:10

Where's that?

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6986 20:53

>>47 Doesn't know because social conservatives don't like the idea of people having sexual pleasure with someone other than their wife.

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6987 00:21

>>48 is not a crook

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6989 00:42

>>49 Believes that the worst thing a president can do while in office is cheat on their wife.

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6989 04:10

>>50 voted for Ronpaul Ronpaul Ronpaul Ronpaul Ronpa

52 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7526 00:32

>>51 Universally opposes experiments with human DNA, but is glad to take bribes from GMO farmers to freely produce food products that have pontentilal harm humans and their environment.

53 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7526 01:04

>>52 believes in free markets, except when bribed to specially favor corporate lobbyists.

54 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7526 02:25

>>53 publicly opposes gay rights but then goes back home to his favorite gay prostitute.

55 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7526 19:55

>>54 opposes welfare, even though more than half his family is on welfare.

56 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7526 22:01

>>55 attempts to create panic regarding the evils of Islamic theocracy, while trying to instate Christian theocracy at home.

57 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7528 17:49

>>56 believes wholeheartedly in states' rights, unless that state wants to let gays get married. Then he's all about federal bans.

58 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7528 23:11

When >>57 gets blamed for shifting the tax burden from the rich to the poor, he points out how he lowered taxes on gasoline and tobacco, and that gasoline and tobacco are a bigger percent of a poor person's budget than it is for rich people.

59 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7529 02:49

>>58 is a big fan of Jack Chick in a non-ironic way.

60 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7529 17:36

>>59 Does things to help the environment, if the environmental problem has negative effects on sport fishing and deer hunting.

61 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7529 23:23

>>60 decries video games as "murder simulators", but assures us that what we need in the Middle East is more war.

62 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7530 16:56

>>61 Always renews trade embargoes with Cuba and he says communism is the reason.
Meanwhile, he supports free trade with China, even though China still calls itself a communist country.

63 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7530 17:01

>>62 thinks that flushing billions of taxpayer dollars into invading the third-world shithole of the week is the righteous thing to do, but spending that money to improve the lot of US citizens is evil socialism.

64 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7533 21:36

>>63 Is really upset about the childfree by choice movement.

65 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7534 17:17

>>64 uses 'liberal' as an insult.

66 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7534 18:02

>>65 thinks Glenn Beck was taken off the air because Obama didn't want the truth to spread

67 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7536 20:33

>>66 Wishes he could treat porn as if it all contained children.

68 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7536 21:13

>>67 assures us that the secret bestiality porn that was leaked from his private computer folder was kept only for its humour value.

69 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7537 00:42

>>68 Fears socialism because Nazi was short for national socialist, and they tortured, enslaved, and killed millions of people.

70 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7537 03:50

>>69 fears socialism because history is littered with examples of what happens when socialist states run out of other people's money.

71 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7537 10:08

>>71 thinks Obama should be deported back to Kenya.

72 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7537 11:41

>>71 thinks Fred Phelps had some good points.

73 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7539 00:22

>>72 never gets laid, and wants to make sure no one else does either by promoting abstinence-only sex education.

74 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7539 00:51

>>73 is responsible for the only positive posts in this thread.

75 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7539 15:46

>>74 Wants people to get married and have children, so he tries to prevent young people from knowing what contraception is. The 2 horny people have sex anyway, have a baby, then have a shotgun wedding.

76 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7539 21:21

>>75 thinks his opinions are more valuable than someone else's rights

77 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7539 22:18

>>76 Will always be blamed for racism because he doesn't like people getting handouts, or working useless government jobs, and we all know certain people are more likely to get handouts and useless government jobs

78 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7540 16:40

>>77 is married on his cousin.

79 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7540 16:55

>>78 is afraid of everything he doesn't understand, which is quite a lot of things.

80 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7540 19:41

>>79 Voted for laws that violate the 5th amendment, and then worries about what happens when another political party is in power, and has the ability to use those laws.

81 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7540 22:00

>>80 believes that the Civil War is still going on, and is a Confederate.

82 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7541 18:57

>>81 Has many guns and gun accessories. >>81 also sells many guns and gun accessories.

83 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7541 21:57

>>82 posts on the "previous poster is a Democrat" thread.

84 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7542 00:13

>>83 Wishes he could hunt gay people with his gun collection

85 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7542 03:34

>>84 doesn't actually give a flying fuck about gays or minorities, so long as they pull their own weight.

86 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7542 04:02

>>85 preaches against the evil deviant homosexuals while fucking little boys on vacations to third world countries.

87 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7542 16:30

The only reason >>86 called Michelle Obama a fatass was because she was trying to force other people to eat certain foods and go to the gym, but she never did those things.

88 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7542 16:37

>>87 only goes to 4-ch.net to get worked up about politics. There are not a lot of politics on 4-ch.net so >>87 has to try very hard!

89 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7547 04:39

>>88 put up a sign in his yard indicating that, out of respect for his neighbor's liberal views, he would not use his guns to defend his neighbor's home, so go ahead and rob the shit out of it.

90 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7547 19:25

>>89 works in a non-union manufacturing job. >>89 told unionized labor that if they don't let anyone get replaced by machines, the whole business will just close or relocate to China. >>89 now is at a high rank at his company, and has those former union guys do all the bitch work for less pay.

91 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7549 18:02

>>90 Has a deeply rooted sense of inferiority, and thus resents intellectualism, which he dismisses as snobbery in a passive-agressive kind of way.

92 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7549 23:12

>>91 Doesn't like intellectuals because he had to attend their classes as a prerequisite to get an engineering degree. The best way he says "fuck you" to intellectual types is using his degree in stuff that matters, and get rich with it.

93 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7550 13:15

>>92 asks Jesus for advice on all his political decisions, but somehow still ends up starting wars.

94 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7551 00:22

>>93
Referrs to northerners as "yankees"

95 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7551 05:22

>>94 agreed with Barack Obama before he was elected, when he said the national debt and deficit spending were unsustainable, but disagrees with him now that he has doubled the national debt via deficit spending. Obviously the only possible explanation for this is that >>94 is a racist.

96 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7551 05:26

>>95 thinks that "black female privilege" is a thing, and it goes unspoke of because the white man is oppressed

97 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7551 18:25

Now matter how high gold and silver rise in dollar value, >>96 isn't selling any of his gold and silver.

98 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7552 14:02

>>97 judges people solely by the content of their character and gets called a racist for doing so.

99 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7553 15:22

>>98 knows that the difference between the zoo and the White House is that the zoo has an African lion, while the White House has a lyin' African.

100 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7553 23:01

>>99 Thinks Rap culture is poisoning the youth

101 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7554 19:58

>>100 like to talk about Americans becoming successful through fearless individualism, but then likes to convince people to buy a house in the suburbs and have 3 children.

102 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7555 07:32

>>101 was last seen in another thread saying

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>>101 now however decries attempts to politicize it.

103 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7556 01:14

>>102 has successfully lobbied to have video games banned because they don't have enough positive comments about his god.

104 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7556 19:16

>>103 Disagrees with the sexual ways of Japanese people, but back in the 1980s, he licensed some anime to create "Superbook" on VHS. At the same time he was driving a Datsun pickup truck, because he didn't like American labor unions, and at that time American cars sucked.

105 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10540 12:57

>>104 livestreamed himself breaking into the capitol building

106 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10563 20:37

>>105 started reading increasingly obscure radical literature recently, most recently Pentti Linkola for some reason. While it has been confusing his personal NSA agent observer, at the end of the day he will still only come to the conclusion that we must cut taxes, reel in spending, and deregulate industry.

107 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10599 14:11

>>106 Secretly wishes Trump didn't rise up the 2016 primaries, and gives the orange man a hard time now as revenge.

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