>>100,200,300,400,500,600,700,800,900,999 are plot summaries so you can follow along the plot.
DQN-kun came home late because he was visiting his sick
pedophile friend.
He lifted the light switch and with the help of the light he
beheld the shocking sight of Grandpa and Junior
who struggled with
Natsumi for their very lives, when
suddenly they remembered Janey's daughter's name is Natumi, so they
rubbed his thick long slimy
dick. The end.
of the wait. The hotpocket finished cooking.
and my cunt was pulsating, cum shot out of my vagina as I
inserted the L. Ron Buttplug (with hypno eyes!) into my
basket. Another one to my collection, I thought as I was
suddenly killed. The end.
of that joke! I was just kidding, for you see I am
the end of mankind, I was made for the purpose of killing off mankind because
he made me do it
and as he started to lick my long throbbing
hairy big wet
ham sandwich.
Shit. That was a sentence fragment, wasn't it? Or, maybe it was
my homeless mother hiding in someone's apartment closet
nearly. She was waiting for the inhabitant to
see how much manmeat one lass could manage in her bum, but
desu
thousands of niggers fall!!
THOUSANDS OF NIGGERS STRIKE!
WHOA AHWAOAAOAOA MY CCHICENS HIDE THE CHICKENS
it was only 44 seconds to pie. Then suddenly, at that time
I realized the "pie" is LOL RANDOM XD. Suddenly, my tripcode
tripped on a code. The end.
of that failjoke. It was really 44 seconds to BANANA BANANA BANANA TERRACOTTA BANANA TERRACOTTA TERRACOTTA PIE. Then suddenly, at that time, some guy named
Joe peeked around the corner at his half empty Aunt Jemima container wondering who used up half the bottle. Suddenly, something dark and hairy jumped out of the corner. It was a large
Panda named
>>32さん。 He handed me a briefcase which was emitting a ticking sound. I opened it and
I closed it immediately, keeping its a content a secret I will keep until I die.
I then was raped and killed by >>35-san. When they found my dead, naked body they saw written on my torso was the secret
so they decided to burn to body, as to protect the terrible secret.
But as soon as they doused me with gasoline I woke up.
Six elite commando bearing flamethrowers immediately surrounded my resurrected body from all sides.
And asked me how I wanted my chicken at the upcoming OMGWTFBBQ.
I told them all I wanted was the half bottle of Aunt Jemima syrup back from whomever was the culprit. All of a sudden,
The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog. 1234567890
This was the catchphrase of Jackdaws - the leader of the flamethrower-wielding villains. He said:
"Kid, hope you like flambé as much as I like sphinxes, 'cuz
when this is over, y'all be wearing gold plated diapers"
" is what Natsumi said. The end.