( ﾟ -ﾟ) There are still 998 posts to go ...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The aesthetic unpleasantness of two different parenthesized numbers right next to each other.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) the logical conclusion that after my post I'll be putting two different parenthesized numbers right next to each other, thus being a bitch to >>2. I hate being a bitch.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Spoiling the short-lived aesthetic pleasantness of two identical parenthesized numbers right next to each other.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Spoiling the short-lived aesthetic pleasantness of having the numbers 4 and 2 (4/2=2) between parenthesis.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Aesthetics
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Ascetics.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) This thread has been closed. You cannot post in this thread any longer.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being told what I can't do.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being told what I can do.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having absolutely no idea what I'm doing.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Structured reply threads.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Finding flaws in a perfect world
( ﾟ -ﾟ) verification captchas for one sentence
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Root canals.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Knowing that this thread will reach >>999 without ever having any remotely positive content within it
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) MITTENS!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Character threads leaking into other character threads.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Either I am a monster, or everyone around me is soulless. Back to the old imagination, where dreams endlessly propagate.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Forgetting to input the captcha for the 25,523rd time.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Beady eyes
( ・-・) I'm pretty emotionally indifferent, >>26. Or is it that I cause unhappiness wherever I go?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Beady Eyes in the "Post unhappy things... (2)" thread.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Graceless beginnings to threads.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) accidentally not noticing this thread when i made a new one.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Captchas. When did this happen?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People who aren't Squeeks or MODD who fill in the Name field in DQN.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People who don't remember what the Name field used to read 1000 days ago.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People who respond to comments with answers that at first glance seem related but on further analysis prove to be completely irrelevant to the topic at hand.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...Stretched out mittens.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Nothingness
( ﾟ -ﾟ)
( ﾟ -
・∵∴．：∵∴・:：．∵:・ .
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Guides to writing technical reports... Seriously...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Gackt being 50.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Gackt crying live on stage after having received a birthday surprise
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The current state of iichan.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People caring about Gackt
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Blatant disregard for Gackt.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being lead to an Gackt obsession just because I was curious.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) the big floaty thing what kicks our asses
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Seiten-Ladefehler
( ﾟ -ﾟ) easy mode
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Haado modo
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Lunatic modo
( ﾟ -ﾟ) that stupid long insult thread
( ﾟ -ﾟ) powwows
( ﾟ -ﾟ) hitters like daddy
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My mother.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Dysfunctional families
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You have been also permanently banned from all boards for the following reason:
You're not moot, stop trying to pretend you're him! Moot doesn't live in Sydney and he doesn't have an Australian IP address~
Your ban was filed on November 29th, 2008. This ban will not expire.
The name you were posting with was moot!Ep8pui8Vw2.
Please check back in 2 days when you may appeal your ban.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) world4ch
( ﾟ -ﾟ) *ch(an)
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Walmart...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I keep clicking >>70's return button every time I see it and I have to start over. If only I could get past this thread.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Still clicking
｡･ﾟ(ノД`)ﾟ・。
( ﾟ -ﾟ) the emergency mittens are stuck again.
／／ ／
|／／ ／┃
／￣''' ┃ Chicken Broth
| (-＿-)
| U U
| UU
| （○）
| ヽ|〃
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
( ﾟ -ﾟ) There are still 920 posts to go.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) the D&D thread got derailed.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The line isn't really "The funk's so rubber" after all.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It takes two simultaneous threads to contain the world's unhappiness.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I walked without rhythm but the worm came anyway.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Unhappy things
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ)
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Leah Culver
( ﾟ -ﾟ) perfectionism
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ)
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Taking a dead kitten out of a cardboard box and trying to dispose of it somehow, ending up clogging the toilet for indefinite amounts of time
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Little birds caught in the rain.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Unhappy things... (2)
( ； -；) I got banned from 4chan yesterday.
>>94
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Remembering all of those good times I had at 4chan back in 2006, and then looking at what it has become now.
>>95
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Don't remind me... maybe I should stay out of this thread.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...too pathetic to kill myself...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The English Language
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'M A COMPUTER thread should have ended with something witty like "sudo apt-get >999"
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Wishing I could meet those other hikki's and become IRL friends with them...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) rage threads
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A whole thread of just one face copied and pasted.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Losing last real-life friends.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) daleks
( ﾟ -ﾟ) cybermen
( ﾟ -ﾟ) because its winter is down.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) http://becauseitswinter.secchan.net/index.php
( ﾟ -ﾟ) There is no friendly community anywhere.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Those who hate the gordon.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) >>110 You know, you COULD make an account and try to post some there, give it new life...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Though resurrecting dead boards is hard work...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Also, not having anything except money that I need for Christmas...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I bought a new laptop and just after I sent in my mail in rebates they put a better one on sale even cheaper.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) other emotional threads stealing my steam
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I didn't MEAN for >>110 to spam it with Xanax advertisements...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Just looking at spam makes me want to cut myself.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I wish i could quit you.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Gay cowboy movies.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Torn Mittens
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The lack of posters on DQN
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Getting the Red Ring of Death within 24 hours of buying a new Xbox 360.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I come home for Christmas and my brothers are still little cunts
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Fake files on Share
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>117never explained whether he meant the food Spam, or online spam.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Israeli-Palestinian socio-political conflagrations.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Sparky4's sudden decision to try to get attention by replying to himself under a different name.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Clicking on the Beady Eyes thread accidentally when I was looking for this one so I could post about the snow and rain today.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being poor and ill
( ﾟ -ﾟ) the background image defaulted into the brick wall thing
( ﾟ -ﾟ) also wakabafags
( ﾟ -ﾟ) sushi
:c
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Taking the wrong bus and getting home an hour later than you meant to.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) theme variations.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) fucking bedbugs.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>141
( ﾟ -ﾟ) tripcoders
(￣'￣)
| |
（ ｀ハ´）The word "dumpling"! My customer always order it and I cannot pronounce!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Hypocrites.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Race traitors.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My wife reorganized my cold weather clothing. There go my mittens.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Last night's Battlestar Galactica was like an hour long grinding kick in the nuts.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I will never have a girlfriend
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Two nights ago I had the idea of composing a piano piece and sending the recording to my ex but last night I had a dream which reminded me basically of why I hate her and want her to die and would never do anything nice for her.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) genital warts
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Failing.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) why is sparky4 allowed to use the Internet unsupervised?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) picking your nose in public
( ﾟ -ﾟ) "Loose" farts.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Slashing your arm open in six places on your bike's sproket when you're putting your chain back on in the rain...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Slashing your arm open...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The same tripcode having different outcomes on Internet Explorer and Firefox...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The realization that I have no life, because I'm now wondering what tripcodes might work differently on different browsers.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The knowledge that it's any tripcode with accented characters (such as ë, é, ê, that sort of thing), coupled with the accompanying realization that I have even less of a life than >>165.
>>166
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Internet Explorer not getting the accented characters ë, é, and ê correct.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Internet Explorer
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People who post with names here that they use in other places.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People who talk about what other people do. [/hypocrisy]
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I have the flu
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People in general.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People who use the unhappy things thread as an outlet for all of their frustrations on the world.
(ﾟ- ﾟ )
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Running out of cocoa mix when the stores are closed.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I hate myself for being truant from 4-ch and gikopoi /_for/
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I met that stalker at the mall again today. I should know not to leave my house.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I finally had my nails to a point where they looked good and I wasn't ashamed to show my hands in public and now I've started chewing on them again.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Handjobs are overrated
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not being able to get a handjob...
( ・ω・) I am really ( ・-・) in disguise, THIS WAS MY PLAN ALL ALONG
( ・-・) LIES
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Annoying attempts to derail the thread...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not having mittens...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'd rather have no handjob at all than half a handjob.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) not shaving ones armpits
( ﾟ -ﾟ) when you're eating noodles and some of them refuse to go all the way down your throat and just stay there no matter how hard you try to swallow them and then they slide back out a little bit
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Jury duty.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Living in a country with no penal system/
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Living as a human with no penis/
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Living as a human with a penis... And not being able to use it for anything useful other than topping off my own sandwiches/
∧＿∧
（； ‘ -‘） Those old paintings where fat chicks are supposedly sexy.
(||、ﾟ ） ﾟ）
（ ､_ ,ノ
ヽ_,,）ﾉ
( ﾟ -ﾟ) being fat and missing out on those days.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Missing those days. That would be more than sad.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Dropping out of college for the third time in a row.
>>205 I think I know you....
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not being able to make my group study session.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My friends organizing a group study session at 10 am in the morning, meaning I would have had to get up at 6 am to get there on time.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Trying to live in the past.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Living a life of loving ghosts.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having to work overtime during the Galactica final episode.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Skax.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) This thread having progressed so little.
( T - T) My bird died...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Anxiety attacks. Shit sucks hard.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Insomnia
( ﾟ -ﾟ)っ-̾ Ennui
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Life
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being so in love with someone that doesn't want anything to do with you.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Water, water everywhere and not a drop to drink.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being so in love with someone that doesn't want anything to do with you anymore.
( ・-・) Having some stupid moron pining for you all the goddamn time even though you've already used her and are bored with the bitch.
niggers
>>217 Remember kids it's: Down the road, not across the street
>>220 I tried that, I walked in front of a bus, I drowned myself, I cut half my ear off, I overdosed on painkillers, and I'm still alive.
I must have some grand purpose in life.
>>221
No, it just means that not only are you a failure at life, but at death too.
>>222 that's the thing, I'm nothing like a failure at life, I have everything going for me... so why do I get a rash on my neck from my tear-soaked pillow?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) According to the EPA, kitty breath is toxic waste.
spending an hour in traffic each way to work to afford the nice place i have and never getting to be there or with the girl because of it
but im not bitter
no sir
not me
not ever
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having a metric shit-ton of homework due tomorrow, that I haven't even started. Looks like I'm not sleeping tonight.
I see ads at the top of threads now.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I don't feel like taking the trash out today.
( ˃ ∀˂) How many times to I have to tell you? Take the god-dmaned trash out!
（ ´∀｀） The trash, the trash
( ˃ ∀˂) Take the trash out!!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Meeting a girl at a party, making out with her, forming a relationship and shortly after it, realizing that you don't love her. I hate mother nature for pumping me full of hormones, making me believe it's "Love on first sight". Fuck that, man! Fuck that!
>>231
You're not supposed to "form a relationship" only with those that you love. Relationships can be just about sex and hanging out together having fun you know, like, sharing experiences.
>>231
c~
ヽ(´ー｀)ﾉ Love at first sight, it may sound trite, but it's true, you know...
Apathy is: being able to save the world by hitting a button, but not bothering.
>>232
Hanging around and having fun are requirements for loving someone. Everything else is just hormones. With "love" i don't mean the tingling in your stomach or something like that. I mean the desire to spend your life with someone, or at least part of your life. And to actually enjoy it, to be there for someone and trust that one. I could go on for hours talking about this, but then i'd be even more unhappy.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Dumb relationship advice.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not being in a relationship, dumb or not.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The realization that the one other person who contributes to the Elitist Superstructure anonymously is just as ronery.
>>239 there are those of us that could dispense advice but have to spend time with their girlfriends or wives and don't have time to enlighten DQN-kun.
Anon is however feeling generous so listen up, son.
Relationships, like everything else take practice.
Both parties have to give more than then take.
You have 2 ears and 1 one mouth; listen twice as much as you talk.
Respect. Yourself. Your partner.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Personally, I think it was because I told her I had syphilis. I WAS ONLY JOKING
>>240
( ﾟ -ﾟ) who are you? who are you? who are you? who are you?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) prank posters who are not one of the two people who contribute to the Elitist Superstructure.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The abduction of DADDY COOL the VIPPER
( ﾟ -ﾟ) In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You are all faggots
( ﾟ -ﾟ) shitty friends
( ﾟ -ﾟ) mosquito bites
( ﾟ -ﾟ) great love to the anime character.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) no friends
( ﾟ -ﾟ) internet stalkers
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Knowing you'll never be significant enough to have an internet stalker.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Waking up, not dead yet.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) [b]Knowing[/b] [i]that most[/i] [u]if not[/u] [code]all of[/code] <b>these</b> <i>will</i> <u>fail</u> <code>spectacularly</code>.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not experiencing the pleasure of being cummed inside.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) but getting preggers anyway. fucking asshole.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Realizing that you won't be getting the promotion you wanted.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being in danger of falling in (unrequited) love with a camwhore even though there are real-life girls who have a crush on you
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Real girls don't have a crush on me, >>265 just made me even more unhappy.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Knowing what you want to do with your life but not being able to do it.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Shitty vericodes.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) being useless and lonely.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) thinki... oh damn, I did it in the wrong order. sorry, doraemon.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being the only virgin in a conversation solely about sexual intercourse.
not being able to masturbate since you're not at home
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>274 being an idiot.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) He's invisible. It's not like anyone will notice.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...it's nice to forget your worries and laugh for a moment. Too bad it ends so quickly.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) all the 24-hour stores are now 18-hour stores due to the economy and I don't know whether to blame Bush or that new Democrat guy.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...
( ˃ ヮ˂) Get it? It's funny because that could apply to the future year 2009 just as easily as the present year 1993!
( ˃ ヮ˂)
( ˃ ヮ˂)
( ˃ ヮ˂)
>>280
( ﾟ -ﾟ) No. And that's kind of sad in its own way. It's nothing like mad max at all.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) DQN downtime
( ﾟ -ﾟ) after more than one year without seeing each other, not being able to stop loving someone you have already lost forever.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) having to wait another year to see your true love, and even then they'll still be underage
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I sat within a valley green
Sat there with my true love
And my fond heart strove to choose between
The old love and the new love
The old for her, the new that made
Me think on Ireland dearly
While soft the wind blew down the glade
And shook the golden barley
( ﾟ -ﾟ) 'Twas hard, the mournful words to frame
To break the ties that bound us
Ah, but harder still to bear the shame
Of foreign chains around us
And so I said, "The mountain glen
I'll seek at morning early
And join the brave United Men"
While soft wind shook the barley
( ﾟ -ﾟ) 'Twas sad, I kissed away her tears
Her arms around me clinging
When to my ears, that fateful shot
Come out the wildwood ringing
The bullet pierced my true love's breast
In life's young spring so early
And there upon my breast she died
While soft wind shook the barley
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I bore her to some mountain stream
And many's the summer blossom
I placed with branches, soft and green
About her gore-stained bosom
I wept, and kissed her clay-cold corpse
Then rushed o'er vale and valley
My vengeance on the foe to wreak
While soft wind shook the barley
( ﾟ -ﾟ) 'Twas blood for blood without remorse
I took at Oulart Hollow
I placed my true love's clay-cold corpse
Where mine full soon may follow
Around her grave I wondered drear
Noon, night and morning early
With aching heart when e'er I hear
The wind that shakes the barley
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>287's story is bringing me, a grown man, to tears. Boo hoo.
Posting a relatively good anaglyph photo when none of my friends have red-cyan glasses.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Sand will cover this place.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Sand will cover you.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I don't want to miss anything on IRC!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It's 2 AM
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I don't want to miss anything on IRC!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I haven't turned off the computer in a week.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I feel so out of place in the IRC that makes me keep quiet.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) i have a sort of reverse social anxiety, i'm the coolest cat at the party irl but i feel soooo awkward in irc or msn
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Also I'm terrified of the feem
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I just read this entire thread and am now wishing I'd rather spent my time on IRC.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I wish I had IRC to spend my time on. At least my vericode was nice. Feffen. Heh. Hope I typed it in the box right...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I shouldn't boast about having a round number even though I'd like to because it upsets people.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Honestly, while a GET is a nice thing, people will be mad at you no matter what you do about it.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) * ...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) 5 gum is such a gyp.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) They promise so much and it doesn't even taste good.
/＼＿＿_／ヽ
(.｀ヽ(｀＞ 、 ／'''''' ''''''::::: hello imdaddycool the VIPPE Rjoin my community of VIPPERS if you payme enough iwill get plastic surgery 4u ( ﾟ -ﾟ)
`'＜｀ゝr'ﾌ＼ ＋ | （●）, ､（●）､.:| ＋
⊂ｺ二Lﾌ^´ ノ, ／⌒) . | ,,,ﾉ(､_, )ヽ､,, .:::|
⊂l二L7_ / -ゝ-')´ .+ | ｀-=ﾆ=- ' .::::::| + .
＼_ ､__,.ｲ＼ ＋ ＼ ｀ﾆﾆ´ .::／ +
(T＿_ノ Tヽ , -r'⌒!￣ `":::7ヽ.｀- ､ ./| .
ヽ￢. / ﾉ`ｰ-､ﾍ<ｰ1´| ヽ | :::::::::::::ﾄ、 ＼ ( ../ ヽ
＼l__,.／ i l.ヽ! | .| ::::::::::::::l ヽ ｀７ｰ.､‐'´|＼-､]
/＼＿＿_／ヽ
(.｀ヽ(｀＞ 、 ／'''''' ''''''::::: vipperis an awful fate
`'＜｀ゝr'ﾌ＼ ＋ | （●）, ､（●）､.:| ＋
⊂ｺ二Lﾌ^´ ノ, ／⌒) . | ,,,ﾉ(､_, )ヽ､,, .:::|
⊂l二L7_ / -ゝ-')´ .+ | ｀-=ﾆ=- ' .::::::| + .
＼_ ､__,.ｲ＼ ＋ ＼ ｀ﾆﾆ´ .::／ +
(T＿_ノ Tヽ , -r'⌒!￣ `":::7ヽ.｀- ､ ./| .
ヽ￢. / ﾉ`ｰ-､ﾍ<ｰ1´| ヽ | :::::::::::::ﾄ、 ＼ ( ../ ヽ
＼l__,.／ i l.ヽ! | .| ::::::::::::::l ヽ ｀７ｰ.､‐'´|＼-､]
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Political threads where it's all one side preaching to each other. Especially the ones where they whine about how the other side never uses facts and they always do.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My legs still have scars from when bedbugs bit them last winter.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That cute waitress has not called and I officially renounce hope.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I feel more sorry for >>312 than for myself even though i have given upp in hope to ever see my love again two years ago.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Also it's hard to check your spelling of "given up all hope" when you're crying.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The best minds of my generation destroyed by madness.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I went to gikopoi /_for/ (because I felt way too lonely) just to find out that I'm the only user online (even Hide-san is offline).
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My tripcode (which I rarely use) will certainly make some people think "yet another tripcode user". It makes me feel sad inside.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Where many were, how few remain
Of old familiar things;
But seeing them, to mind again
The lost and absent brings.
The friends I left that parting day,
How changed, as time has sped!
Young childhood grown, strong manhood gray,
And half of all are dead.
I want a new VW Jetta Sportwagen with that diesel engine.
4chan made fun of my art.
That's what you get for going to 4-chan. I have no sympathy.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) 420chan's /art/ board actually liked my blood paintings. I don't know whether they're saying the paintings are interesting or they just want me to bleed more
Meanwhile, seventy-seven years ago...
( ›⁰⁔ゝ⁰‹) I'm hungry...
／⌒)
⊆.==卍|_
( ´ω`) SCHNELL
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Dictatorship.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Shit guise, I got arrested this morning!
Going home to your family to find your parents renting your room, starting tomorrow. You then have three hours to destroy your childhood.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Folks that know my name and I don't know theirs and so can only reply in greeting with "Hey... you".
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Throwing out all your pornography is indeed regrettable. You should have donated it to charity.
realizing that the people you thought were your friends never really were
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I can't find the "refresh captcha" option. I think this is the doing of our new tyrannical empire.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having a mild distaste for mankind and all things related.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Really awful and heavily layered cologne
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Getting stressed out in the first week back at university
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being homesick for the first time ever
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Missing your granny
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Worrying about a police charge
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being the closest ever to suicide but talking yourself out of it because you know how devastated your dad would be, the only hero in your life, even though on the other hand you'd be too dead to care, the thought of your dad reading your heartfelt suicide note makes you cry even harder
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The feeling you can no longer hack it in life
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Suicidal thoughts dark and disturbing enough to warrant self-censorship.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being too tired to sleep
( ﾟ -ﾟ) my cellphone woke me up and it was that damn credit card autodialling scam again.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I got a bawwssist verification code. Like a bassist that bawws.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The album "xx" by the xx.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I put the screw in the tuna...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) because of some fucking necromancer, half-dead threads rise from their grave to kill DQN
( ´ﾟωﾟ`) durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That guy I just kicked in the shins seems pretty unhappy...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) What the fuck did I do to deserve being kicked in the shins by some otaku?
captcha: suck
Huh...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being useless in general.
Being you.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) (・-・ )
( ﾟ -ﾟ) (・-・ )
( ﾟ -ﾟ) (・-・ ) I hate you too.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Spending the day worried sick because a friend you only know on the internet joked (hopefully) about killing themselves.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) At some point we have to realize it can't go back. I wish I could hate you, because I care about you and you make me feel like shit in return. But I miss you already.
_,,,
_/::o・ｧ ＜ You can't tell by my body language, but I am unhappy right now.
∈ミ;;;ﾉ,ﾉ
( ﾟ -ﾟ) having a huge pus-filled sore on my back.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Knowing that >>370's ailment is an established fetish.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) David Bowie will die some day.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Sitting at home doing an essay when I could be having CUDDLES
( ﾟ -ﾟ) wanting to watch 2012 with girlfriend but ended up quarreling and her drinking with her friends
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Vending machines that charge more than a dollar but won't take a five.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Vending machines that only take a two dollar.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Actually, screw that, that would be pretty cool!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The fact that two-dollar bills aren't popular. THEY FILL A MUCH-NEEDED GAP BETWEEN ONES AND FIVES, KTHX.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Life.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That we can't have nice things.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) There are still 616 posts to go ...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Larry Sabato continues to subvert the plans of the Elitist Superstructure. He must be stopped!
Funny thing is, you can still get two-dollar bills from banks.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Getting stuck in an elevator filled with other people and having to fart really bad.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) www.4chan.org
( ﾟ -ﾟ) you realise that you actually don't have any friends and you were imagining the whole thing all along and
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I just noticed YET AGAIN how much i miss my ex girlfriend who still loves me. It's worse than losing the game.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The thread about girls in the elitist superstructure.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Girls in the elitist superstructure.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Missing the bus to school three Fridays in a row.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Working at Mcdonald's
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not owning a belt-sander to use for sanding the skin off my arm so I can phone in sick tomorrow.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being engaged to a beautiful girl but still having conversations about suicide together.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People not understanding that there is a big irony in telling me to think for myself with the implication that I should think their way instead of thinking what I already think.
( ˃ Д˂) YOU THINK FOR *YOUR*SELF, DAMMIT!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My roommate took my umbrella and it's raining really hard outside and I want to go get a meatball sub but I can't because my roommate took my umbrella and its raining really hard outside and I want to go get a meatball sub but I can't because my roommate took my umbrella and its raining really hard outside and I want to go get a meatball sub but I can't because my roommate took my umbrella and its raining really hard outside and I want to go get a meatball sub but I can't because my roommate took my umbrella and its raining really hard outside and I want to go get a meatball sub but I can't because my roommate took my umbrella and its raining really hard outside and I want to go get a meatball sub but I can't because my roommate took my umbrella and its raining really hard outside and I want to go get a meatball sub but I can't because my roommate
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My father's ex-girlfriend just unfriended him on Facebook, and so now I need to feign sympathy to his first exposure to internet drama.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Getting on the bus to Edinburgh but ending up in Glasgow
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Ma name's Duncan Campbell fae the shire o Argyll
A've traivellt this country for mony's the mile
A've traivellt thro Irelan, Scotlan an aa
An the name A go under's bauld Erin-go-Bragh
Ae nicht in Auld Reekie A walked doun the street
Whan a saucy big polis A chanced for tae meet
He glowert in ma face an he gied me some jaw
Sayin whan cam ye owre, bauld Erin-go-Bragh?
Well, A am not a Pat tho in Irelan A've been
Nor am A a Paddy tho Irelan A've seen
But were A a Paddy, that's nothin at aa
For thair's mony's a bauld hero in Erin-go-Bragh
Well A know ye're a Pat by the cut o yer hair
Bit ye aa turn tae Scotsmen as sune as ye're here
Ye left yer ain countrie for brakin the law
An we're seizin aa stragglers fae Erin-go-Bragh
An were A a Pat an ye knew it wis true
Or wis A the devil, then whit's that tae you?
Were it no for the stick that ye haud in yer paw
A'd show ye a game played in Erin-go-Bragh
An a lump o blackthorn that A held in ma fist
Aroun his big bodie A made it tae twist
An the blude fae his napper A quickly did draw
An paid him stock-an-interest for Erin-go-Bragh
Bit the people cam roun like a flock o wild geese
Sayin catch that daft rascal he's killt the police
An for every freen A had A'm shair he had twa
It wis terrible hard times for Erin-go-Bragh
Bit A cam tae a wee boat that sails in the Forth
An A packed up ma gear an A steered for the North
Fareweill tae Auld Reekie, yer polis an aa
An the devil gang wi ye says Erin-go-Bragh
Sae come aa ye young people, whairever ye're from
A don't give a damn tae whit place ye belang
A come fae Argyll in the Heilans sae braw
Bit A ne'er took it ill bein caad Erin-go-Bragh.
Being sick for the third damn time this season.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People seem to have missed the entire point of MLIA.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having two assholes.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Bad jokes.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) comedowns.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Losing a hard-drive.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Realizing that your hard-drive only contains porn.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Realizing my hard drive also contains frivolous non-pornographic materials.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having a hernia for over a year, and doing nothing about it.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The thread directly below this one.
My mouse is broken and I am having to use mouse keys
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Fuck you, Death Clock. Forty years is too long a wait.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The thread directly below the thread below this one.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Using the euphenism "posts" to refer to collections of text on an internet bulletin board.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) This entire board.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The fact that this thread depresses me less than the ''Post Awesome Things'' thread.
( ﾟ -ﾟ)I was watching some sugar gliders of some people I knew in my dorm last night and it was really fun but one of them pissed on my chair and it stinks to high heaven.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I had to google "sugar glider". I've missed out on this cuteness for so long.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Christmas has lost all of its magic for me. I must be a terrible person.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Only having 11,000 dollars in the bank.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) seeing >>439 complain about that when I'd be glad to have that much.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) How small of a person I am to post >>439 just to make others sad.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Loneliness.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Loneliness.
I CAN NOT BE WITH HER
http://www.style.com/slideshows/fashionshows/S2007RTW/HERMES/DETAILS/00590m.jpg
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Some shitty fuckhead bumped a bunch of dead threads today.
rocks fell and everybody died
After all I think I am REALLY japanese robosalaryman
I have bipolar disorder
Depressive episode
Signs and symptoms of the depressive phase of bipolar disorder include persistent
feelings of sadness, [+]
anxiety, [+]
guilt, [+]
anger, [+]
isolation, or hopelessness; [+]
disturbances in
sleep [+]
and
appetite; [+]
loss of interest in usually enjoyable activities; [-]
problems concentrating; [-]
loneliness, [-]
self-loathing, [+]
apathy or indifference; [+++++++]
depersonalization; [++++++++++]
loss of interest in sexual activity; [+++++++++]
shyness or social anxiety; [+]
irritability, chronic pain (with or without a known cause); [-] lack of motivation; [-]
and morbid suicidal ideation.[wtf is this shit]
The media often portray the salaryman in negative fashion for lack of initiative and originality. Because of this portrayal, communities may be less willing to consult the salaryman for his emotional problems, which often leads to clinical depression or even suicide.
I knew it. And this is the future of the mankind. Japan is the future.
what did you except?
This is 21th century generation
Generation of people who were using blogs, free music, movies and youtube since early childhood
and swimming in the stream of never ending information
Everybody will be like me soon
there is not much to do really
The world after 800,000,000 years
I am glad that I will die in 21th century. Don't want to see the future, rly
I wonder could all my life be different?
Could I be any normal, just like everybody else???
Being together with heterosexual woman
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My fiancé's psychiatrist telling her to "move on" from me
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm so ugly. I wish I could lose my face.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I wish I could lose my entire body
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I wish you two ugly fuckers would get out of my sight.
I quarrel with everyone. :(
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The mouth of the Mississippi river is in Louisiana.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I missed class because I spent the whole time stuck and then hopelessly lost in traffic.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Some fucker took my offline copy of Google Maps out of the map pocket, too.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I recognize I have time management issues but I am not taking the time to actually correct them.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Doing a search for "maid cafe" and getting a page full of Michael Moore results.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I've forgotten how to have fun and it's not even noon.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Empathy for >>465 has made me unhappy.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) And my captcha is "haigness". Seriously. Who wants to be compared to Haig in any qualitative way?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I saw a post on 2ch that was trying to translate English internet jargon into Japanese, and called /b/ the English NewsforVIP
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I am very sick.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) There's a "Post Confusing Things!" thread and you missed the chance to post it there.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Most people really are capable of intelligent thought, but make every effort to resist it.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) This is harder to get over than it sounds.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) America's finally joining the Socialist Revolution.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) President Obama is yet to give us free mittens.
>>478
( ﾟ -ﾟ) What do you mean? The first one is always free. That's how they hook you.
>>479
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Yeah, and before you know it you're crawling around in trash cans looking for your next fix
>>480
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ... oh the memories ...
http://archives.4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1152990224/37-39
>( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I'd like the MITTENSBURGER!
> -‐‐- 、
>／ ヽ
>! ! 人|,.iﾉl_ﾉ） That will be $50
>i 乂-‐ －! i
>＼ヽ .ゞ - ﾉノ
> ｀｀フ i´
> / ＼ﾉゝ
> /__i |丱!|
>━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞===========
>( ﾟ -ﾟ) That's rather steep, isn't it?
http://archives.4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1152990224/700
>(∩ﾟ ヮﾟ)∩ I put on my mittens and
>(∩ﾟ -ﾟ)∩ ....
>(∩> ヮ<)∩ MITTENS!!!!!
http://archives.4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1152990224/741
>( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Squeeks is giving away free mittens with every meal
http://archives.4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1163701934/23
>( ﾟ -ﾟ) I tried dumpster diving, but your dumpster doesn't have any food in it either.
>( ﾟ -ﾟ) Are you sure this is a restaurant, Rei?</a>
http://archives.4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1178118904/905
>( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Rei's has the cleanest dumpsters of any restaurant!
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1198250435/20
>( ﾟ ヮﾟ)b These boxed mittens I found in your dumpster are great.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'VE BEEN SUCH A FOOL!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That's nothing, I had to...well, I'd rather not say. It's kind of embarassing
( ﾟ -ﾟ) sometimes I believe compiler ignores all my comments
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Someone called me a commie when I suggested that instead of teaching a man to fish so he'd eat for a lifetime, everyone should have an equal number of fish.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The people who know how to fish should catch enough fish for all of us.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I sincerely hope that one day, >>484, you won't be a commie. Until that day however, I hope we never meet.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Fucking commies.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Unhappy commies.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Unhappy commies with nuclear weapons.
( ﾟ -ﾟ)Seducing a girl into buying me drinks, pot, and ending up in her bed, cheating on my current girlfriend. Before she slipped my penis into her, I got cold feet and left for the bathroom. The guilt, her pussy juice on my lips, the potent weed, gave me bad vibes and I wanted out. She was downstairs, cooking rice, because I had told her I had the munchies for a bowl with soy.
Coming down the stairs, nearly nude, to see her in her nightclothes at 3AM, stirring rice to try please me, is a low point in my developement as a human being.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'll probably never get to meet that girl. Shame, because she sounds terrific.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Maybe I can seduce a commie!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I got laid off.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'll never get laid, so I'm just going to jack off.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That's why I got laid off in the first place.
( ﾟ -ﾟ)
( ・-・) So you were spanking the monkey at work?
( ・-・) You were polishing your Oscar at your place of business?
( ・-・) You were spittin' in the mitten at y-
( ﾟ -ﾟ) YES shut up.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) SOMEONE SAID MITT--
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ew
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having a game you want, but having it come in the wrong box...
( ・-・) So you say you were hammering out a contract at yo-
( ﾟ -ﾟ) YES shut up already!
( ・ヮ・) You're smitten by mittens.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...
( ; -;)
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My name is Mittens, and I'm a mittenholic.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) In 10,000 years the Chinese will have nuclear submarines.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Sleepless nights, but you can't do anything because there's others in the house.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Global warming will remove any reason to wear mittens.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The Socialist Revolution is making everything worse.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Truth hurts, you commie bastard.
（ ≖д≖）SOVIET POWER SUPREME
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Mother Russia can suck my mitten.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I couldn't even get hired by any fast food restaurants (if one can even call fast food that).
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm currently unemployed and my pool of cash is slowly diminishing.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I actually know someone who had that shirt before it was famous on the Internet.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My perfect soul mate who I have met, been together with, and loved more than anything in the world can't be with me because she has a child that isn't mine. I fought with her in her custody battle to deny the father visitation rights. I completely reorganized her life by finding her a place to live, a decent job, and even friends. When I started to struggle with stress, she was unable to help me and my self loathing tendencies drove us apart. This happened several times and now there's nothing left in me. The only way I know how to cope is drinking.
I have no job, my friends have left me one by one, I'm about to get kicked out of my university for failing an entire semester, I've alienated my family, I'm in debt, my lease is about to expire and I have nowhere to live, and she's gone. I can't even leave my apartment anymore because everything in the world scares me and the luxury of being able to hide here is about to disappear.
I don't know what to do.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...reading >>520 makes me wonder why it sounds so damn familiar even though I am nowhere close to that bad off.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Realising the problems that define your existence are meaningless.
I've had my time with heroin and others. Fortunately or not, drinking is something I can do without the threat of people. Drugs require very serious social interactions to obtain and I am too scared these days to accommodate those kinds of habits.
I want to thank you two for responding (521 and 523). Sometimes anything you get is meaningful and special.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>525 rolled some format breakers in with some perfectly law-abiding non-format breakers.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) And that's terrible.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Spending hours reading literature and bylaws and constitutions of a university so that >>520 can find some sort of hardship clause and be placed on academic probation instead of expulsion.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I have to poop, and I can already tell that it's going to hurt on the way out.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The insides of my laptop are clogged with dust, and thanks to some idio^W^W^W^W genius designer, I can't get it open without first taking out the hard drive.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) There is one screw holding the hard drive in place.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I can't get the screw out.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Laptops that are "clogged with dust, and genius designer".
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm hoping for something that is most likely a lie and am better off dead.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I have to poop but I'm too tired to get out of my chair.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Too late now.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My 21st birthday is coming up. I'm not telling anyone because I really don't want to spend it drunk.
http://totalinvestor.blogspot.com/2010/08/rising-pork-bellies-prices-hit-all-time.html
First PEAK OIL. Now, PEAK BACON. We're DOOOOOOOOOMED
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I don't have MS Gothic.
(。っ_-。) I don't ... deserve MS Gothic.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) All my copies of MS Gothic are legit because I'm anal about copyright matters when it comes to fonts, even though the licensors probably couldn't give a shit as long as Microsoft keeps bringing home the bacon.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) This puts me out a couple hundred bucks for each of my Windows XP licenses. Just because one ugly font is used to create works of immense beauty.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A virus just replaced all the files on my hard drive with squid manga.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A virus just replaced all the squid manga on my hard drive with squid ero-manga.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>544 should have posted in the "post happy things" thread...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I need a smoke.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I need medication.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) When two people are on an elevator and one of them farts, everyone knows who did it.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Investing 5 hours into reading a 80k words long fanfic, only to find out that although it has started out nicely, its quality consistently deteriorated and the ending was extremely unsatisfactory.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Some weed would be nice.
I feel depressed...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My ankle hurts again.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I need entertainment.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My girlfriend sleeps at night and then during the day
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The first hit for "mildly uplifting" is some article whining about how Glenn Beck is popular. And whining is not mildly uplifting at all.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I was trying to keep away from BBSes for quite a while, but I ended up sinking deeper in my depression.
>>559
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm addicted to this place. It's depressing when I have an assignment to finish writing and I'd much rather post shit on DQN.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I want to sleep for a week, but I have no home to sleep in.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Peter Moskalyk is dead.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) So is my hamster.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I never feel good enough. I'm just waiting for the right time to kill myself.
>>567 you'd be better if you pick something to get good at and work at it.
>>569 ( ﾟ -ﾟ)
I'm extremely talented and in a broad spectrum of skills. I'm physically in great shape, and very attractive. My IQ is higher than 99.9% of the population, yet I have painfully awkward social skills. I mean, I can't even respond to the everyday "Hello, how are you doing?" without anxiety. I really don't want this to come off as arrogant, because I assure you, it's not a pleasant situation, but even when I do manage friends, it's always with the opposite gender, as my like-gendered peers and I have very little in common. Unfortunately, because as previously stated, almost every time I manage to feel comfortable in a friendship, something happens to make it awkward. I'm the product of a disturbing childhood, and haven't really recovered, not because I don't want to, but because of a lack in opportunity. So here I am now, I've got everything trying to work out, my life has more potential to be 'normal/happy' than ever before, yet, I feel like I am letting my social anxiety/awkwardness ruin it. It physically hurts to think that I might mess this up, and the stress of that possibility is crippling. ( ﾟ -ﾟ)
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My right tit being bigger than my left because I'm too impatient to masturbate any other way than to jerk; with my right hand as fast as possible.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The Elitist Superstructure is comprised of several clones of >>571 and one panda.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I accidentally installed an extension that puts everything on DQN in Helvetica
On the other hand, dethrace is preobablt the coolest captcha I've evr had
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Why would you want everything in Helvetica? For text, sure, but it makes AA look wrong.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Though, the non-AA stuff is whatever my default font is. No need to touch Stylish there.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I am such a font snob.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) What was wrong with just deleting the font completely? Do they actually need it for something? That's almost disturbing.
>>576 I didn't mean it to apply to dqn, but it makes facebook more fun! Actually, I'm going to see if there's one that puts everything in Mona
But what should I do with this wheelbarrow full of unused serifs from Helvetica?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I might not make rent this month.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Customs charges on packages from Japan.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I live in a garage and it always feels colder than it really is.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I had to put my old cat to sleep a few weeks ago and today while I was sitting on the couch watching TV one of the pillows shifted and nudged me in my side just like my old cat used to when she wanted to cuddle and I started crying again.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm so sensitive that I cut off contact with people if I even do one little thing wrong.
I'm so sensitive that I cut off contact with people if I they do one little thing wrong. (ﾟ- ﾟ )
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm so sensitive that I cut "it" off.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Ha! Vague antecedents!
（ ´ω｀） Mitten Girl, you so crazy.
( ﾟ дﾟ) OH MY GOD WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FAAAAACE
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That's pretty mean
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Lack of foot-mittens in the middle of a cold winter.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Going to the store to buy a carton of milk, not reading the expiration date, taking it home, and finding out it's going to go bad the next day.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Milk uses a sell by date in my country. It's not an expiration date. They can't guess when it's going to expire once it leaves the store.
About the dress-up game. The maker refunded my money I gave him as commission to work on it. He obviously doesn't want to do it. At least he gave me my monies back, huh? I might have him send me what he had so far, and have another guy work on it. Hopefully he hasn't deleted everything already.
It was probably going to be expensive as I kept wanting more and more features, but it still might be finished. Someday. I'll save up and work for money to fund it.
In truth, I think I scared the guy off because I wanted him to play fart noises when Osaka's butt was clicked. Then she would either giggle like she put her face in the flour or will say "That wasn't mine" for bigger farts.
Don't cross your fingers for it being done anytime soon. I'll inquire about this other guy doing it.
And I'll warn him about Osaka's gastrointestinal functions.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The hit counter is down.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) every school district for miles is closed. do businesses close, ever? hell no, we get to drive in that mess.
The backslash character comes out as a yen symbol in some fonts. I DNO Y LOL ¯\(°ヮo)/¯
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Trying to carefully disarm a TNT brick placed early only to smash is accidentally.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Rebuilding a few square meters of floor.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Atenolol really fucks you up in a bad way.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Crushing on a engaged straight guy living 4.5k km away from you.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Feeling like being stuck in perpetual [ITT] threads filled with accusations of previous poster.
( ﾟ -ﾟ)Realising your bench, squat and olympic lift progress has been retrograde since you decided to cut.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Realising you look and feel worse after the cut and should have kept bulking during the winter.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Understanding that the surgery scars on your chest have turned into a wad of scar tissue that looks like chewing gum, and that's not pleasant in an advertisement.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Wondering if you'll still be employable as a clothing model after a year of strength training.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...urinary tract infections.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It's getting to be too warm for mittens in the northern hemisphere.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) "mittens" on DQN is turning into WLW's jaffa cakes
( ﾟ -ﾟ) not knowing what "WLW" or "jaffa cakes" are.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Buying a few energy drinks so that you could be more productive and focused...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Only to end up staying up all night on the Internet instead of doing your work.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) staying up all nights for a few months. Even without energy drinks. I just wrote a hokku about this:
Youth's drama.
Unproductive and depressed –
NEET.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It'll take another hour or two of grinding before I can beat the Elite Four.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Even while I sleep peacefully at night, people are suffering out there.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People are making blog posts on DQN and SAoVQ
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People sleeping peacefully while I lie there awake and suffering all night.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Stupid chronic butt itch.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It's almost morning. Proper people will go to work soon. They are going to push the mankind one little step forward... but what am I going to do? Wake up in the evening and feel ashamed of myself?.. why even bother...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being so complicated‼
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The inability to make quality posts.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Seeing people with jobs and social lives claiming to be NEET or hikikomori whilst I sit here yet another day in loneliness.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) loser dokyuns making me feel guilty for being so awesome.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) soulless handakuten-eyes.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People like >>625 being annoying, loose assholes that shit on everything with their stupid posts.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) dokyuns arguing with eachother
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Forgetting to properly punctuate my senteces.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) glow in the dark butt hats from Guam.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Obama's pointless attacks on Libya indicate that he's even dumber about the world than Dubya was.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I wish I hadn't voted for him.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Depression.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Eight years already.
>>634
"Glow in the Dark Butt Hats from Guam" would be an awesome band name. They could perform DQN songs.
That isn't sad at all! ( ^_^)
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You've never seen anyone wearing one before.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You meant the person wearing the glow in the dark butt hat was from Guam?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That is unfortunate, what with the obesity epidemic.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It's nearly as unfortunate as Fat Chicks in Party Hats, >>638.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I cannot replicate the facial expression I am here conveying.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The bridge I was walking to so I could jump off it turned out to be about four miles farther away then I thought, so I went back home instead.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>641 forgetting that public transit could get him to his final destination on time.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Realizing that there is only last bag of money left.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) falling asleep again when you have to pee so that all you can dream about is trying to finding a bathroom.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Never seeing any dreams at all, even in dire situations like >>644's.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) having prostatitis.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) One of my most prominent recent fantasies would involve the incidental loss of opposable thumbs, thus making it impossible for me to wear mittens.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Staring the screen for 5 minutes unsure of what to say...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) seeing what has become of iichan's /b/.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Realizing that, judging by Espeon's post frequency, there really are six of us.
>ESPEON IS SHIT
that's not very nice
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Actually, Espeon hasn’t tripped around here for several days. Which would be a happy thing, becuause we got our old guy back, except now we need a new always-available easy target.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You can always pick on politicians instead of ganging up on me.
>ESPEON IS THE SHIT
Yes!
( ﾟ- ﾟ) Being in a fifty-odd degree room when it's only seventy out.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having to be in the ninety-odd degree room when every other room is a reasonable temp.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having to be in the really strange room where the angles of a triangle always add up to less than 180 degrees, and the corners aren't quite 90 degrees, which makes me uncomfortable even when it's 72 degrees.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Can't sleep, flaming clowns will eat me.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Reading http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1246049507/312 and realizing that it's not spring anymore, I don't have a cat and that I can't get one.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I met Satan and he turned out to be a whiny pussy.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Neverending diarrhoea that tends to disguise itself as just farts, right until you notice your underwear and trouser legs are now wet. In public.
finding a dead gnat/aphid in the corner of your eye
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My doctor pulled a dead spider out of the corner of my eye once.
>>670
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I was high last night and started thinking about a dead spider being in my eye after reading this post.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Waking up after a wonderful dream.
>>672 I was high this morning and i convinced myself that the toast crumbs in my spaghetti were spiders
Liking the anime R-15
( ☻ _☻) trying to maintain a well-established fake personality
>>676
I can do that just fine; the problem is that I don't have a real one to use because beneath it all I'm too cold and controlling.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Any set of 3 sequential numbers that doesn't start with 2.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I was gonna say numbers that are prime, but it turns out 679 is not prime. But at least 679 rhymes with prime.
( ﾟ -ﾟ)Oblique rhymes.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Wishing some artistic person would draw for us a nicely picture-y version of the shift-JIS image of "Teh Rei's Dinor."
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>681, I know if I ask on the right channels where I pretend to be an individualist to blend in with the masses, I can obtain this.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The question is, do you WANT us outed?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) If that attracts six noobs, us regulars wouldn't be able to use the board any more.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We might have to (ulp) skip reading threads and use sage more often!
>>682
Individualism! Individualism!
also, it depends upon whether you can ask anonymously and then perhaps post it anonymously to the fanart galleries at rei-ayanami.com
captcha: yesh yesh you should! do eet! do eet!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) seeing >>686 and realizing I had missed awesome Squeeks fanart that was posted two years ago.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) that feeling of extreme depression and lethargy when you wake up at 4pm after an 11 hour sleep
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Double clicking the Release Emergency Mittens button
espeon ain't got shit on umbreon
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I was going to say that espeon and umbreon are like bros since they both are evolutions of eevee. But it'd be like saying that all people are bros because they evolved from apes.
∠､( ﾟ -ﾟ),､ゝ Forgetting my very own fluffy cheeks and posting like a bald guy.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) when Youtube uploaders respond to trolls and bump their shitty comments.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Discovering that there were people from your high school class that you probably would have been great friends with if you had only gotten the chance to meet them.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being scared stiff of replying to messages on dating sites.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Sending messages to >>696 on dating sites and receiving no reply.
∠､( ﾟ -ﾟ),､ゝ Dumb jerk who laughs (and snorts!) at his own (weak!) jokes and yawns when you try to tell him anything.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not being able to fall asleep because you fear that your heart is about to fail and turning your PC back on at 3 am.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That cute girl I work with might just be here to show me the ropes. We may end up working different shifts after my first payday.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I didn't mean to derail thread. I meant that being interested in random girl's cutie mark is unhappy. But I'm really interested what she would say. Yet, I'm disgusted by myself. Feels really uncomfortable, man.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Bronies, bronies everywhere...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) welsh.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Steve Jobs just kicked the iBucket.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) He's in iHeavens now.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Things change. Even things that I like.
God is real.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Now that I must use a toric contact lens, I can no longer drive through DC-area traffic with my head leaned against the window due to boredom.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Nobody liking somebody
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Nobody likes me, either.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being misunderstood.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being understood all too well.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Acknowledging the fact that I am perfectly capable of having nice conversations with myself and would rather talk to myself than most others. Even if I am a little verbally abusive.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Slightly misunderstanding >>722, yet being pretty sure that he's just like me.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Getting banned from half the internet over silly misunderstandings. And by that I mean one website.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Does >>725 have to spend his hard-earned tenbux again?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not even being able to spare tenbux for an internet forum.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Borrowing tenxbux to access an internet forum like an addict.
(屮ﾟДﾟ)屮 WHYYYYYYYYY did you do that, when all your real friends are right here on /dqn/?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Thanksgiving break blew a hole in my paycheck.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Thanksgiving break + Steam blew a hole in my paycheck.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not being able to do task at hand for weeks.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Slowly realising that being tardy for weeks means losing my education, my potential career, my dreams and ultimately my life.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being doomed. I'M DOOMED!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not being able to properly read a book and absorb its knowledge because of depression.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm unwilling to open any book.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) swollen banjo string
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Exam tomorrow and I still can;t be fucked revising.
Oh well at least it's open book.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Failed the exam because I forgot my book.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) was being sure that >>739 will deprive me of schadenfreude.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) feeling ashamed of myself instead of schadenfreude.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>739, sorry man. I should deal with my own shortcomings instead of poking at others.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A whole week of exams and I'm only halfway finished
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Two-week finals
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I can't 1CC any Touhou game on Normal and I likely never will.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I could probably get good enough to 1CC a Touhou game, but I'm too lazy to do that and waste my time on other games.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I also have a very short attention span.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People are bad at Touhou.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Feeling left out for not playing Touhou.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) no touhou for mac
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Working alone for the next two weeks. And possibly beyond.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Catching your girlfriend's ex sitting next to her idle avatar in the MMO you all play. Then gaining the upper hand with subtle psychological instigation.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) So, at the scene of the accident, apparently everyone was okay.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But USAA called today. “Whiplash”, they said. Lord knows I never meant to hurt anyone this way.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Knowing that no matter what I do, I'll never be a real girl.
>>751
Don't feel too bad about that, they're probably just assholes trying to siphon out some insurance money.
Insurance companies doesn't want to deal with that shit so they just pay out, and doctors don't want to put up with it either (and they're getting paid when people seek 'treatment'!) so they just say "yep, that sure seems like whiplash to me."
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Insurance scammers.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>753 probable or not, the accident was entirely my fault, and that itself is unhappy.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My hands are all dry and the skin is cracked around the knuckles so every time I wash them, they hurt for half an hour.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Imagining how could it would be to commit suicide by breaking through a huge window and falling to death... and then finding some pictures of glass wounds.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) DQN is the only popular board.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm alone in the whole universe. There is nobody outside. Only winter silence.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>759, there is you. As long as you exist there is always someone to kill.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I always think about suicide.
( ﾟ n°)
. . . . .
∴:∵:∴:∵:∴
∵( .ⓞДⓞ )˙ I can't stop thinking and feel! I'll never be TANASINN
(ﾟ ｰﾟ) Come on guys, you can take control of your lives. I know it
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But this is the unhappy things thread
( ﾟ -ﾟ)
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I only have enough energy to beat off two times a day.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I can't afford to refill my antidepressants.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Disappointing the only friend I have and being an all around failure.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Thinking that >>769 is my friend who is trying to show that he's disappointed in me. I'm extremely regretful for that.
>>771
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It goes well with sugar cookies, but unfortunately I have neither cookies nor wasabi at the moment.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>770 thinking that I'm somebody that he knows and making him feel bad for letting him think that I'm a friend of his who doesn't like him when I feel bad about letting my friend down with my own stupidity and retardedness.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) recurring selfpityfest
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The realisation that I will probably never be of use to anyone, save as fertiliser once I've died alone ...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The realization both my parents fucked me, and blamed me for every psychological anomaly occuring in me.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>778's post.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The realization that I don't have as much reason to be depressed as him.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The realization that, "The realization..." is catching on.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Finding out that my parents did a lot of cocaine and other drugs, and that my mother cheated on my father around the point of when I was conceived, making me a crack child (which was not that big of a surprise in all honesty), and possibly a bastard who may not know his real father.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I also lost the girl that I had been dating for four years, whom I thought I may have been in love with. She also cheated on me on several occasions, and was instantly in a relationship with another guy after our break up.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It's been over a year since all of this and I can't quite seem to get over it.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) At least I have amphetamine, alcohol, and music to escape reality with.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) If only I didn't want to escape reality constantly.
I believe in you >>780! Even with all those hard times, I know you can still be happy some day, you just have to remember that when you get down to it, you are in charge of your happiness, you can be happy if you want to! Once you find yourself I know life will be better for you, much love xxxxxx
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The fact that there were no o's only x's
>>782 o's are childish and irreverent, and it would have cheapened my true and from-the-heart words of encouragement
immo!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Reaching the bottom of a bottle of Coke and there's no fizz left.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) that edge-of-vomiting feeling I get when I drink a cup of cheap black tea on an empty stomach first thing in the morning.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Eating fried onions on an empty stomach
when the bubbling vomit rises up your throat and into your mouth only to go back down when you were eating the most delicious of things
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being simultaneously elated through extraneous events, stoic and analytic by nature, and depressed that my life will most likely lead absolutely nowhere.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Suffering an anxiety attack. Acting rashly as a result.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The realisation that the people you're "friends" with don't know a damn thing about you.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) There is at least one 4channer who frequents DQN.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Hatin' on me in UNDQN'ish way.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Espeon is a fag. (Not the Pokemon.)
Going to get some Doritos and realizing the bag only contains crumbs.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being stuck in a permanent forever friendzone with everyone ever.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Giving people compliments and realizing that you're just being really annoying.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) 800 unhappy posts in a row.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Feeling like there is ██████████████ all over my thoughts.
Using paper towels to wipe my arse because every time I go to the store I forget that I need to get some TP.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) "Systems in conflict become more similar over time."
― Herman Kahn, Thinking About the Unthinkable
I'm sick, and the doctor's appointment is on Monday.
Not being able to copypaste any kaomoji because you're posting on your dumbphone.
Browsing the Internet on your phone in general.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I was going to write a comprehensive article with a deep analysis of geopolitical situation in Tamriel during the Fourth Era, but I fell asleep.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Making poor decision regarding one's education because you're a NEET who lives at home
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being a NEET who lives at home.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) /neet/ being down again, i was waiting for some advice
woah my captcha is cutting and i mentioned cutting my wrists in my post
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The only anime I'm watching this season takes until Saturday to update. Why can't it be Thursday or something fun like that?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Discovering that /neet/ is hosted by the above poster.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Watching young romantic /jp/s turn into bitter /neet/s in the matter of days.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People keep thinking that I'm making postings which I'm not.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Tokiko will never leave.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I wish I had friends who like j-pop but not because they're weeaboos but because they appreciate the music itself
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Halcy killed himself in a dream I had last night
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Halcy calls Linux "GNU/Linux".
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Some people mock others for calling the GNU operating system "GNU" instead of "Linux".
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Richard Stallman is a brain-fried hippy who sabotages his better ideas with asshattery like demanding that people call it "GNU/Linux".
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Richard Stallman hating on C++ because it's too mainstream.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Richard Stallman
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People who look like Richard Stallman
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Alan Cox
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I actually understand >>819-825 and it fills me with shame.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being filled with shame after >>826 implied something you were previously okay with is shameful.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Viruses. I feel like I am about to die.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Espeon hasn't died yet.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Oh, how very funny. It seems that the joyful, cheerful spirit of DQN is gone. Just look at that >>829 acting like a smartass.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People not realizing that Espeon is more DQN than most anyone else here. He's probably not doing it intentionally. But that just makes it even more DQN. And people are complaining about it instead of egging him on. Oh the DQNity!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Fuck da police
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Everything has reached a point where it must be qualified with irony to be taken seriously.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) War is coming.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Shitty trolls from world4ch are still here.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Shitty troll from world4ch is still here.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) When everything seems to be going well, but you still want to cry because you're so afraid it'll go wrong.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People abusing anonymity and relaxed moderation to attack my friend.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My bottled water did that instant freeze trick when I opened it, so now I've got a dollar's worth of ice wrapped in plastic.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having the desire to do a little poop on >>842's head, but not being able to
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Lack of communication.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not being able to communicate effectively.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) What we have here is failure to communicate.
щ(`Д´щ) USING THE WRONG AA CHARACTER ENTIRELY
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Opera can't handle more than one flash app at a time.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People call things "apps".
( ﾟ -ﾟ) This bugs me when it shouldn't.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People call things "apps".
( ﾟ -ﾟ) This ought to bug any right-thinking person, but >>850 and I seem to be the only ones who care.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My academic career is doomed.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I work with apps. This is what they are, "apps". They are disgraceful. I would never call them "applications".
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My life is doomed.
>>853
( ﾟ -ﾟ) And yet the word has been around longer than you think.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You may have thought "killer app" was corny, but it never really bothered you.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Hating something because it's gone mainstream.
>>855
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You mean, like when I heard someone say "I used to be into zombie horror movies but now they're being marketed by everyone, everything is zombie stuff or vampire stuff now, it's stupid and I hate it," and I said "You mean you liked zombies when they were underground?"
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Such a viell pun I just made.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Modern zombies are vampires.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Some jackass thought I was rude to him in an e-mail on a group project and took it outside to chew me out in private right before our presentation.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I wasn't rude, but after that, I wanted to start.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I don't mind that people hate me.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I mind that they're dicks about it.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Heartbreak you should have protected yourself from.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Heartbreak that you knew would inevitably happen, yet you ran headfirst into anyway.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not even feeling the satisfaction of being right about the whole thing.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The "post happy things" thread is above this.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Finding an amazing cube that you get obsessed over, and your family moves away from you and dies, and then you spend the next 200 years trying to go back in time to stop yourself from finding the cube in the first place, only to get stopped by some little kid with portal powers.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Anime spoilers/in-jokes because you only watch series after the BD releases.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) recurring disappointment in my powers over my own life.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Trauma-Induced Hearing Loss
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Insomnia
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Espeon hasn't shut the fuck up yet.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) There's no way to defend Espeon from the cyberbullies on /dqn/.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) /dqn/ didn't use to have cyberbullies.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Tokiko won't shut the fuck up either.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Everything is meta.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I can't take it easy like this.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I remember when /dqn/ didn't have self-absorbed douchebags.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I remember when Finnegans Wake was required reading for /dqn/. Those were truly the best of days.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) /dqn/ used to be a rather nice place back then.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) captcha is like, "BAW T_T"
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Espeon hasn't shut the fuck up yet.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Shii can probably track /dqn/ visits via the emergency mittens image.
>>883 the image isn't affiliated with Emergency Mittens™, also if you open the image in a new window you can keep refreshing to put it up, I did this to get a screenshot of 499,999. Then when I went again it was 500,001 awwww ( ﾟ -ﾟ)
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>884-san, http://shii.org/b/mittens.gif ...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Shii deleted my comment on his Analogue review.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) All I did was accuse him of being a pedophile...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm posting on a board that is nostalgic about a time in which I wasn't born.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People still give Shii attention.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Meanwhile, 4-ch seems to be a trending topic on /jp/ which might mean an influx of even more museless posters whose attention span doesn't let them sit through the entire channel4 guide thing on a front page. I hope they hit their heads on a low ceiling and Christopher Poole dies of a mysterious illness.
>>890
HAHAHAHA THAT'S MOSTLY ME YOU FAGGOT. YOU MAD? BLAME TOKIKO. ACTUALLY DON'T; HE WAS JUST A MEANS TO AN END.
ALSO I AM BREAKING THE BULLSHIT SYNTAX OF YOUR RETARDED FORUM GAMES. YOU UPSET, 4-CH? HAHAHAHAHAHA.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I stubbed my toe while I was dancing.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm too tired to play Touhou well.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Yeah, your mental disability is reflected in rather obvious patterns through out your posts, >>891.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Just in case somebody capable of learning but lacking the knowledge shows up, this should get him started: http://4-ch.net/guide/view/introduction
http://services.4-ch.net/2chportal/
> trending topic
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I pity any computer that is tasked with analysing 4chan discussion.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having to read through and understand two weeks' worth of lectures and finish a hard exercise sheet within 6 hours.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Though I'm fully aware that just dicking around the last few days was my decision and I don't regret it at all.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) meeting someone you feel you really 'click' with only to find that they're taken when you ask them out.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Refusing the advances of someone because you know they're in a relationship, then later wondering if you made the right choice.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It's cold here.
>>899
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having pursued someone who was in a relationship, subsequently causing them to date you and ensuring the next five months to be complete hell.
>>901
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Having pursued someone who was in a relationship despite all the misgivings, subsequently causing them to date you and making the next five months complete heaven!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Then it becomes a long distance relationship.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Recently I've begun thinking that I like this girl online a lot.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) She's funny, and smart, and we have some stuff in common.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But I don't know how she feels about me in the slightest, and she's a little bit strange.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I don't know if I should say anything at all, or to wait (for what?).
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It's that feeling that seems special, but you know deep down that it's not at all.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm not a kid any more...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Realizing too late that most women are in fact selfish assholes.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) They're kinda stupid about a lot of things, too.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) .....
( ﾟ -ﾟ) At least I've got my hand.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being asked out and led on, feeling like your dreams are coming true, and then getting dumped without your feelings being considered.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The worst part is that he doesn't seem to have stopped wanting the same thing I wanted, he just became too worried or afraid to let it get anywhere. And I'm powerless, but still hoping that he'll reconsider, even though it's been nearly two months since I got dumped, and he became cold and distant towards me, and might be over me by now.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I selfishly wish he isn't.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) When watching the movie Dennis the Menace, I feel only regret that at one time, I found the torture of Mr. Wilson pure hilarity instead of painful to see.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I think I feel old now.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Falling in love with someone but obeying my oath to never become entangled in another relationship.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Most guys would kill for my charisma, intelligence and perfect looks. I feel my time is better spent outside the society of women.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) And still there remain the tender pangs of compassion...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) having a sore dong from too much masturbation
( ﾟ -ﾟ) wanting to masturbate more anyway
( ﾟ -ﾟ)Being a part of an alien race that has forgotten what love is.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I made a post on Craigslist, and got many replys.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Upon opening the emails it seems that they were all painfully obvious spambots.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) At least they attached free porn to the emails!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Knowing that no matter how much you want your feelings to reach someone, they chose to be alone. Praying for a miracle.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Choosing to be alone.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My intelligence hurts me more than it has ever helped.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'll probably kill myself if I fail another class
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I gave up on that years ago.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I might die soon.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I gave up on that years ago.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Olivia Wilde looks like my high school crush and I have a chance with neither.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) discovering things like this: ttp://steamcommunity.com/id/SwattBox and from that this: ttp://play.esea.net/users/415846
( ﾟ -ﾟ) people fagging up the purity of cool free SJIS Art characters.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Instead of going to class today, I'll just lay in bed and cry.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I cannot remember the last time I cried.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I can.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I found out my brother has mutilated himself.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The safest thing to do about a woman you're attracted to these days is avoid her.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'd rather be hurt with someone else than hurt all alone.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I will never be a VIP★STAR.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I want to go see Shonen Knife this August but that would involve two things I hate; leaving the house and large crowds.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) and the city and bars and loud noises
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Yesterday was gomi day and I forgot.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My friend is still ill.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The other day I realized that, compared to Japanese news media, those in my country are horribly partisan and sensationalist and occasionally broadcast outright propaganda. Then I watched NHK news for half an hour. By the end, I was horribly bored and wanted my biased news media back.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I strongly disagree with society's attitudes towards everything, yet there is nothing I can do to change it.
>>939
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I share your pain!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I might be homeless pretty soon and might end up killing myself.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I purposely look dirty on my days off work because I hate women and am not interested in attracting them.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My girlfriend might have killed herself...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Have I posted >>933 while asleep, is that why I don't remember posting it?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Pretending I'm dead so I can end an unhealthy relationship.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm doing it for their sake though.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Most programmers really are terrible.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People who do shitty things to people "for their sake."
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People who make assumptions about situations they're uninvolved in.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not being able to sleep thanks to intrusive thoughts.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>947, I know exactly how you feel.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Uh, wait.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Maybe not.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I haven't seen my therapist for three weeks.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm going out of my mind here.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Help.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I've never experienced orgasm.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Lactose intolerance.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having a sore crotch because it's been soaking in ball sweat due to the humid heat.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Fuck, summer is almost here.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It's the time of the year when it's only dark for a little bit, and it's going to be like this for at least three more months.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Dealing with incompetent beaurocracy.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having something shitty done to you "for your sake" even though it's bullshit.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) my girlfriend self-harming and doing hard drugs, telling me to kill her if she does it again
>>960 that exact thing happened to me! what i did, i turned the tables on her, made her watch my cut MY wrists and make her look after ME after taking lots of ketamine.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Now we're engaged!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>962 That sounds insane. I hope your life isn't as miserable as it sounds.
>>963 The complete opposite, I have everything going for me pretty much, except a job... I do appreciate the concern though
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Ruining my favorite pantsu with discharge
( ﾟ -ﾟ) when you're fapping to a porno and about to cum, when the camera cuts to the dude's fugly grimacing mug.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Realizing I'll never be with the one I love.
>>967
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Realizing shortly after this how pathetic I sound.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Group interviews... People watching... And judging
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Wishing that you could help >>967,968 and yourself but those things are so complicated.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being a clingy, desperate and lonely person.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being a clingy, desperate and lonely person.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) With standards.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>975 I've been experiencing the very same thing for the last few months
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I yelled at my girlfriend last night, and she enjoyed it.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People hanging out at DQN that aren't antisocial shut-ins and failures.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People who confuse "antisocial" with "asocial".
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Why does this thread keep talking about love?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Why does it relate to me so much?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Soggy bacon
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being alone.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) /jp/ers shitting up /dqn/
( ﾟ -ﾟ) penile thrush
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I just broke up with my girlfriend.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Why do people lie and cheat? It's so disgusting.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But for someone like that to cheat on me, I must be even worse.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not talking to my best friend.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Treating my best friend poorly.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A three legged cat limping along the side of a road.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Experiencing the negative outcomes of your own procrastination, and knowing that you have no one to blame but yourself.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Remembering that you once hurt someone who loved you.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Remembering that you hurt everyone.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Remembering that there's someone who pushed you away so that they won't hurt you more, and knowing that you would have much preferred to be hurt because of them but then forgive them rather than being hurt because you yearn to be close to them.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>999 will be a disappointment. I can feel it in my bones.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) An outdated website updating for the first time in a decade, but it's a change for the worse.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) failing to manage chronic, delibating pain.
