I'M A COMPUTER [10] (86)

1 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL : 1993-09-5575 08:51

01010011 01010100 01001111 01010000 00100000 01000001 01001100 01001100 00100000 01010100 01001000 01000101 00100000 01000100 01001111 01010111 01001110 01001100 01001111 01000001 01000100 01001001 01001110 00100111 11101111 10111111 10111101

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5575 09:04

FATAL ERROR: User not 0x53XY enough.

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5575 09:13

sudo apt-get install ubuntu

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5575 09:23

>>3
bash: You are already using Ubuntu.

Recommended fix:
*** Uninstall Ubuntu
*** Download the latest version of Ubuntu from ubuntu.com or do "apt-get install ubuntu".

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5575 15:35

HOLD SHIFT FOR FOCUSSED MOVEMENT

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5575 23:53

I AM A FRENCH COMPUTER AND I SURRENDER

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5576 04:54

squeeks@ubanto# apt-get pantsu

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5576 05:20

E: Invalid operation pantsu
squeeks@ubanto#
squeeks@ubanto# apt-install pantsu
bash: apt-install: command not found
squeeks@ubanto# apt-get pantsu please
E: Invalid operation pantsu
squeeks@ubanto# sudo apt-get pantsu
[sudo] password for squeeks: pantsu
Sorry, try again.
[sudo] password for squeeks: root
Sorry, try again.
[sudo] password for squeeks: ^C
sudo: pam_authenticate: Conversation error
squeeks@ubanto# man pantsu
No manual entry for pantsu

9 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5581 22:02

404 MITTENS NOT FOUND DDDD:

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5588 05:16

// yeesh

// yeesh

// yeesh

// yeesh

// yeesh

// yeesh

// yeesh

// yeesh

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5588 05:26

c:\print_me_out_a_millions_dollar_bills.exe

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5588 16:55

Wrong verification code entered.
Return

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5588 16:56

BEEP

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5588 19:01

STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADING!

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5588 19:21

Congratulations! You are the 1,000,000,000,000,000,000th visitor to this site! Click HERE to claim your cool FREE ringtones!

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5588 20:33 

var I_swear_she_said_she_was_eighteen = Math.floor(Math.random()*etc+1);

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5588 21:12

>>15 HTTP 404

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5588 23:07

.

.

.

BEEP

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5589 00:00

sudo -s
Toki wo tomare!

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5594 12:45

ƒΜEΝEj <(Nurupo!)

21 Name: y“d‹C‰Ξ‰Τ(4 ^ƒŽ^)z ƒ~“c!AZWpeumso.!!EV4sIB72 : 1993-09-5595 03:51

C:\>deltree Windows

............................................

Enter today's date (m-d-y): 9-24-1993

The IBM Personal Computer DOS
Version 1.00 (C)Copyright IBM Corp 1981

A>_

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5616 12:11

The Win 16 Subsystem has insufficient resources to continue running. Click on OK, close your applications, and restart your computer.

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5621 08:31

Loading...

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5621 08:32

....
......
........
...........
beep

Beep loaded.

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5622 13:26

c:/ squeeksemail.exe

A-checkin da e-mail

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5625 00:02

You Have Gained 92.88 MB For Seeding 18.58 Hours

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5626 21:03

STOP THE DOWNLOADAN

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5636 23:46

Are you sure you want to delete this shortcut?

ARE YOU DOUBLE DOG SURE ABOUT THAT?

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5637 00:59

BLEEP

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5637 03:25

Dear SqueeksComputer,

Hey... It's me, Vista. I have something to tell you. I... I couldn't save that document you were writing. Something came over me and.. and... I'm so sorry! Please forgive me! I'll never do it again I swear! I love you! I don't want this to end!!! From now on I'll be the best operating system you could ever ask for! Just give me another chance, I know I can make it right!

[OK] [Cancel]

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5640 08:59

$wget http://mirrors.kernel.org/gnu/wget/wget-1.11.tar.gz
bash: wget: command not found

32 Name: ENKI-][ : 1993-09-5640 20:36

# rm -rf /
^C^C^C^C^C
# ls

  • bash: ls: command not found

cries

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5647 13:37

a trip to an overweight bearded friend's house later

$ wget http://gcc.releasenotes.org/snapshots/4.4-20090213/gcc-4.4-20090213.tar.bz2

a few hours of 56k modem noises later

$ make
bash: gcc: command not found

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5647 15:41

Repairing permissions for gMacintosh HDh
Reading permissions database.
Reading the permissions database can take several minutes.

Permissions differ on "private/var/log/secure.log", should be -rw------- , they are -rw-r----- .
Warning: SUID file "System/Library/Filesystems/AppleShare/afpLoad" has been modified and will not be repaired.
Warning: SUID file "usr/bin/setregion" has been modified and will not be repaired.
Warning: SUID file "System/Library/PrivateFrameworks/Install.framework/Versions/A/Resources/runner" has been modified and will not be repaired.
Warning: SUID file "System/Library/Printers/IOMs/LPRIOM.plugin/Contents/MacOS/LPRIOMHelper" has been modified and will not be 'repaired.
Group differs on "private/etc/cups", should be 0, group is 26.
Permissions differ on "private/var/spool/cups/cache/rss", should be drwxr-xr-x , they are drwxrwxr-x .

Permissions repair complete

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5648 10:48

beep

36 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5651 01:32

Flagrant System Error

Computer over.
Virus = very yes.

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5651 06:06

5951 files
2456 seconds

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5657 08:20

Check out Dexter Douglas, nerd computer ace
When surfing on the internet, he was zapped to cyberspace
He turned into the Freakazoid, strong as he could be
He drives the villains crazy
Cuz he's a lunatic!

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5675 18:51

When I run my code through C compiler
A screen of errors come to me
It really gets me saying
"I hate C!"
And when there's something wrong with pointers

  • core dump it is gonna be

Core dumps make me yelling
"I hate C!"

I hate C, I hate C, I hate C, I hate C -
Is Perl the word of wisdom?
I hate C

When the size of array is exceeded
owerflow it's certainly
It's crashing and I'm shouting
"I hate C!"
Weak typecast and poor string handling
is a thing which's bugging me -
What would be my statement?
"I hate C!"

I hate C, I hate C, I hate C, I hate C -
Will Java be the answer?
I hate C
I hate C, I hate C, I hate C, I hate C -
Fortran's good for science
I hate C

(solo)

I hate C, I hate C, I hate C, I hate C -
Though Pascal's dead as doornail
I hate C

When the deadline of the project's closing
I really wanna say *argv[ ]!
Fight is is never ending
I hate C
Now code compiles, but is it buggy?
I don't know, but soon we'll see
flaky it's for certain
I hate C

I hate C, I hate C, I hate C, I hate C -
Should I switch to VB?
I hate C
I hate C, I hate C, I hate C, I hate C -
C++ is better,
I hate C
I hate C, I hate C, I hate C, I hate C -

  • At least it's not Assembler,

I hate C

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5676 18:24

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41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5676 19:28

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42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 23:04

I'm a computer, stop calling me a panda, dqn.

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5692 07:10

http://sharebee.com/eaf30de1

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5692 09:31

I'M A PC
SON OF A BITCH MACINTOSH
MACINTOSH IS PIG
DO YOU WANT GARAGE BAND?
DO YOU WANT EASE OF USE?
MACINTOSH IS PIG DISGUSTING
STEVE JOBS IS A MURDERER
FUCKING MACINTOSH

45 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5772 03:33

>>44
THIS IS TRUE

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5772 04:20

>etou

this is not a good thread why did you bump it

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6260 23:29

Why don't you loosen up my buttons?

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6263 00:11

divide by zero

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6264 00:23

BUZZ CLICK

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6265 02:41

STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN'

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6268 02:23

DOWNLOAD ALL THE STOPPIN'

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6268 11:59

>>47
I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)

I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)

Typical
Hardly the type I fall for
I like when the physical
Don't leave me asking for more
I'm a sexy mama (mama)
Who knows just how to get what I wanna (wanna)
What I want to do is spring this on you (on you)
Back up all of the things that I told you (told you)

You've been saying all the right things all night long
But I can't seem to get you over here to help take this off
Baby, can't you see? (see)
How these clothes are fitting on me (me)
And the heat coming from this beat (beat)
I'm about to blow
I don't think you know

I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)

I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6366 04:31

IBM, we all BM

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6595 16:26

BEEP

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6595 16:50

>>54
DELETING ALL ANIMES...

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6598 16:41

WARNING: It appears that you are trying to type with boxing gloves on. If you continue, your typing may become incomprehensible or uninterpretable. Windows recommends the following course of action:

Type with mittens on

[ OK ] [Cancel]

57 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-6599 10:47

Hello, COMPUTER? This is Bobby's mother. I was wondering if you could shut down for a bit. Bobby's not playing outside at all anymore and I'm worried.

58 Name: Bobby : 1993-09-6599 11:06

Shii I do not like you very much sometimes

59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6599 12:17

HELLO BOBBY WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY A GAME Y/N

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6599 17:48

BEEEEEEEEEEEP. BEEP BEEP BEEP.

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6599 19:24

WARNING: Excessive beeping detected in C:/Users/DQN/Desktop/I'M A COMPUTER [10]/60

62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6603 16:20

+++ 376501 OUT OF CHEESE ERROR STOP +++

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6603 17:54

COMPUTER! I DEMAND YOU TO REBOOT YOURSELF!!

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6603 18:33

[ Lɯ`] No. Beep boop.

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6603 20:24

IDLE 2.6.4

>>> [ Lɯ`] No. Beep boop.

Unsupported characters in input

>>> "Beep boop"

'Beep boop'

>>> Beep boop

SyntaxError: invalid syntax

>>> Beep

Traceback (most recent call last):
File "<pyshell#4>", line 1, in <module>

Beep

NameError: name 'Beep' is not defined

>>>

66 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6604 08:46

NullPointerException!

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6604 12:59

@ i@EΝEj@@@|@|@GA!
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@@@ /@j@ @ < @>__ƒ©Ώ
@ Q/‚΅'@^^. ‚uM„DLj/ ©>>66
@iQƒtœc@@@@@ @@/

68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6604 13:39

Computer, jerk me.

69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6604 13:49

TOP ALL THE CLOWNROADING

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 07:32

Betty Boop is a super computer.

71 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9011 15:25

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72 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9011 15:25


@@ QQQQ Q__
@@|„‘\\„’||f==i|@@@ ^PPPPPPPPPP
@@| |@ί„D߁@| || i=i |@@ƒ@@Yo! Master! There is a virus here need help!
@@| i\\\i ||MP|@@@ _QQQQQQQQQQ
@@M“ρ>=<“ρL|€ί /|
@P“ρ“ρ“ρ“ρ PRP
@ / “c“c “ϊ::;RƒΠL
@ MPPPPL

73 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9011 19:38

Computer, I command you, calculate the root of all problems!

74 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9011 19:50

ƒΞ

75 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9011 20:12

[ Lɯ`] The root of all problems is >>73.

[ Lɯ`] Beep boop.

76 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9011 21:18

>>73
i am the problem, but the square root of i is imaginary

77 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9012 19:48

The square root of i is -1.

78 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9012 20:47

>>77
well i is imaginary
so technically the square root of i is also imaginary

79 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9012 22:15

I am the ninth letter of the alphabet

80 Name: Cirno : 1993-09-9012 22:24

I am the strongest!

81 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9013 02:05

Stop downloading anytime!

82 This post sucked.

83 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9248 13:06

I'M A COMPUTERY GUY
EVERYTHING MADE OUT
OF BUTTONS AND WIRES

84 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9248 13:11

Also the square root of i is sqrt(1/2)*(1 + i)

85 Name: test : 1993-09-9289 16:57

@@ QQQQ Q__
@@|„‘\\„’||f==i|@@@ ^PPPPPPPPPP
@@| |@ί„D߁@| || i=i |@@ƒ@@Yo! Master! There is a virus here need help!
@@| i\\\i ||MP|@@@ _QQQQQQQQQQ
@@M“ρ>=<“ρL|€ί /|
@P“ρ“ρ“ρ“ρ PRP
@ / “c“c “ϊ::;RƒΠL

86 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 13:18

STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN

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