( ˃ Д˂) Post Angry Things!! (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5575 17:27

( ˃ Д˂) MITTENS SUCK!

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5575 18:10

( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE MITTENS SUCK!

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5575 18:32

( ˃ Д˂) POSTING IN ALL CAPS SUCKS!

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5575 19:16

( ˃ Д˂) THIS FAMILY STIIINKS

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5575 21:20

( ˃ Д˂) FUCK FRIDAYS

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5575 22:19

( ˃ Д˂) IF I HERE "LET IT SNOW" ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5575 23:26

( ˃ Д˂) I'M ACTUALLY A REALLY NICE GUY ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW ME.
( ˃ Д˂) I JUST HAVE A REALLY LOUD VOICE AND SOMETHING IN MY EYE.

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5575 23:38

( ˃ Д˂) I'M ONLY ANGRY BECAUSE FEEL UNLOVED

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5575 23:48

( ˃ Д˂) I'D RATHER LET A BUFFALO TAKE A DIARRHEA DUMP IN MY EAR THAN LISTEN TO THIS!

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5576 06:19

( ˃ Д˂) COLLEGE INTERNET HAS LEFT ME IN DESPAIR!

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5576 08:43

( ˃ Д˂) I don't have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It's a depression. Everybody's out of work or scared of losing their job. The dollar buys a nickel's work, banks are going bust, shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter. Punks are running wild in the street and there's nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do, and there's no end to it. We know the air is unfit to breathe and our food is unfit to eat, and we sit watching our TV's while some local newscaster tells us that today we had fifteen homicides and sixty-three violent crimes, as if that's the way it's supposed to be. We know things are bad - worse than bad. They're crazy. It's like everything everywhere is going crazy, so we don't go out anymore. We sit in the house, and slowly the world we are living in is getting smaller, and all we say is, 'Please, at least leave us alone in our living rooms. Let me have my toaster and my TV and my steel-belted radials and I won't say anything. Just leave us alone.' Well, I'm not gonna leave you alone. I want you to get mad! I don't want you to protest. I don't want you to riot - I don't want you to write to your congressman because I wouldn't know what to tell you to write. I don't know what to do about the depression and the inflation and the Russians and the crime in the street. All I know is that first you've got to get mad.

You've got to say, "I'm a HUMAN BEING, Goddamnit! My life has VALUE!" So I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window. Open it, and stick your head out, and yell,

"I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!" I want you to get up right now, sit up, go to your windows, open them and stick your head out and yell - "I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!" Things have got to change. But first, you've gotta get mad!... You've got to say, "I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!" Then we'll figure out what to do about the depression and the inflation and the oil crisis. But first get up out of your chairs, open the window, stick your head out, and yell, and say it:

"I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!"

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5576 16:45

( ˃ Д˂) CRAAAAAAWWWLING IIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5576 21:00

( ˃ Д˂) CORY'S IN MY HOUSE

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5576 21:05

( ˃ Д˂) CORY IS A STUPID NAME

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5576 21:25

( ˃ Д˂) I WANT AN UNLIMITED SUPPLY OF PITA BREAD

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5576 23:26

( ˃ Д˂) CRAPPY ENDINGS

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5577 06:14

( ˃ Д˂) 【火花(4 ^ヮ^)】 ミ田!AZWpeumso.!!0LtDRJ3D ON IICHAN

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5577 12:14

( ˃ Д˂) FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5577 20:29

( ゚ ヮ゚) This may be my best thread yet!

( ˃ Д˂) FUCKING BASTARD SCRATCHED MY GODDAMN CAR

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5577 22:54

( ˃ Д˂) THIS MAY BE THE BEST THREAD YET, WHY AREN'T THERE ANY BETTER THREADS!?!?

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5578 00:49

( ˃ Д˂) IF MY FACE WERE A PRESIDENT IT WOULD BE HARRY S. TRUMAN

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5578 03:59

( ˃ Д˂) WHY DO PLANE TICKETS FROM MY HOME TO JAPAN HAVE TO COST SO FUCKING MUCH?! WHY CAN'T MEXICO AND JAPAN SORT OF TRADE PLACES SO I CAN AFFORD JAPAN?!

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5578 05:25

( ゚ -゚) You can get cheaper tickets by flying Wednesday to Wednesday more often than not.

( ˃ Д˂) DUMBASS!!!

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5578 07:19

( ˃ Д˂) I LIVE IN A GIANT BUCKET

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5578 10:35

( ˃ Д˂) I'M KNEE-DEEP IN XOXX!

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5578 12:34

( ˃ Д˂) RAGHRRRRAGRARGRAGHRARHRGRRRH.

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5578 16:22

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28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5578 18:59

( ˃ Д˂) MY FACE IS FUCKING STRAINED SO HARD

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5578 19:50

щ(゚Д゚щ) Cheap knockoffs of MY threads! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5578 23:35

( ˃ Д˂) YOUR THREAD DIED LET IT GO ALREADY FAGGO

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5579 22:45

>>23 ( ˃ Д˂) I ALREADY LOOKED INTO THAT AND EVEN SELECTED THE VARIABLE DAY SELECTOR AND THE TICKETS ARE STILL TOO DAMNED EXPENSIVE!

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5579 23:28

( ˃ Д˂) JEWS!

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5580 00:12

( ˃ Д˂) UNCOMFORTABLE SHOES!

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5580 02:35

( ˃ Д˂) I PAYED 50 FUCKING DOLLARS FOR THESE HEAD PHONES AND THEY'RE TOO FUCKING LOUD AND THEY DON'T HAVE MANUAL VOLUME CONTROL SO TO ADJUST THE VOLUME I HAVE TO USE THE VOLUME CONTROL PANEL AND IT'S SUCH A FUCKING HASSLE GOD DAMN IT THIS IS RUINING MY HEARING

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5580 18:47

( ˃ Д˂) SHITTY BANDS DOING BAD COVERS OF GOOD SONGS

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5580 21:48

( ˃ Д˂) COPY AND PASTE THREADS!

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5580 22:18

( ˃ Д˂) COPY AND PASTE THREADS!

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5580 22:24

( ˃ Д˂) COPY AND PASTE THREADS!

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5581 19:50

( ˃ Д˂) COPY AND PASTE THREADS!

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5581 23:34

( ˃ Д˂) DUMBASSES THAT WOULD RUIN THIS BY YELLING "C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER" OR SOME SHIT

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5582 01:27

( ˃ Д˂) THIS THREAD SUCKED TO BEGIN WITH, DON'T YOU GET IT?

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5582 03:25

( ˃ Д˂) AT A TIME LIKE THIS WHY DO I HAVE TO DISCOVER THAT I HAVE NO PREPARATION H?!

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5582 13:25

( ˃ Д˂) BLACK METAL

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5582 17:06

( ˃ Д˂) RELIGIOUS AND ATHEISTIC EXTREMISTS!!!

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5582 19:01

( ˃ Д˂) SWITZERLAND IMPORTS 4/5S OF ITS WHEAT FROM INDIA WHILE PEOPLE ARE FUCKING STARVING TO DEATH THERE

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5582 20:05

( ˃ Д˂) READING >>45 WHILE LISTENING TO DJ SHARPNEL - ICQ (C-TYPE REMIX)

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5582 21:42

( ・-・) Grr.

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5582 21:56

( ˃ Д˂) FUCK YOU, >>47!

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5583 03:52

( ˃ Д˂) >>48 HAS NO RIGHT TO TALK. HE MAKES ME SICK.

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5584 00:46

( ˃ Д˂) MODERN HIP-HOP

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5584 01:33

( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE WHO SAY ALL HIP HOP IS BAD BASED ON THEIR EXPERIENCE WITH MODERN HIP HOP

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5584 15:32

( ˃ Д˂) WHORES, ALL OF YOU

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5584 21:25

( ˃ Д˂) YOU, >>52, A WHORE!

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5584 22:49

( ˃ Д˂) I LOVE YOU, >>53

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5585 09:03

( ˃ Д˂) POSTING IN THE WRONG THREAD

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5585 14:14

( ˃ Д˂) Shame on >>51 for trying to run game on >>55 who is quick on the trigger BLOW

57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5586 00:48

( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE WHO FUCK WIT THE WU-TANG

58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5586 16:51

( ˃ Д˂) IT'S FUCKING COLD OUT

59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5587 00:15

( ˃ Д˂) MY FUCKING WISDOM TEETH ARE COMING IN BUT THEY'RE COMING IN FUCKING SIDEWAYS SO THEY NEED TO COME OUT LIKE RIGHT NOW AND OH GOD DENTAL SURGERY

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5587 00:31

>>59
( ・ω・) look on the bright side... the dentist will probably give you sedatives and percocet, and if you weather it out on sedatives alone you can sell the percs for $20 a pill

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5587 00:31

(・ω・ ) not that i did that or anything

62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5587 00:33

( ˃ Д˂) I ATE TOO MUCH BACON AND IT HURTS COMING OUT

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5587 02:41

( ˃ Д˂) I HURL MY SHOES AT YOU, DOG!!!

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5587 02:45

( ˃ Д˂) I LET ONE GIRL GET AWAY FROM ME AFTER MAKING OUT ON THE DANCEFLOOR THEN DIDN'T GET TO TELL THE GIRL I FANCY HOW I FEEL BEFORE THE HOLIDAYS

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5587 03:00

>>64
( ˃ Д˂) THE UNHAPPY THINGS THREAD CALLED AND SAID THEY WANTED YOUR POST BACK YOU PUSSY

66 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5587 08:20

( ˃ Д˂) FEELINGS AND THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE THEM.

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5587 10:37

>>61
( ˃ Д˂) WHY HAS NOBODY MADE FUN OF THIS FAGGIT YET

68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5587 21:09

>>61
( ˃ Д˂) FUCK YOU FAGGIT

69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5587 21:19

( ・ω・) you guys are mean

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5587 21:20

( ・-・) Yeah, you should take your pills and relax.

71 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5587 21:20

( ・ω・) Yeah!

72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5589 05:46

( ˃ Д˂) FUCK YOU AND YOUR GODDAMN PILL BIT

( ˃ Д˂) WHERE WERE YOU GOING WITH THAT STUPID BIT ANYWAY?

( ˃ Д˂) DON'T BOTHER TO TELL ME, I'M SURE IT WOULD HAVE SUCKED!!

73 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5589 17:52

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74 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5589 18:34

( ˃ Д˂) THIS BULLSHIT BOARD, AND YOU FOUR BULLSHIT POSTERS!

75 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5589 19:35

( ˃ Д˂) I HATE PEOPLE WHO ARE INTOLERANT

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5590 06:18

( ˃ Д˂) 13-YEAR-OLD GIRLS SPOUTING MEMES AND CLAIMING TO BE A VOICE ACTRESS AFTER RECORDING THEIR OWN ANIME FANDUBS

77 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5590 07:45

( ゚ Д゚) WAIT, I CAN SEE IT NOW

( ˃ Д˂) ANIME IS THE CAUSE OF EVERYTHING

78 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5590 11:43

( T ДT) WHY CAN'T YOU ALL JUST GET ALONGGGGG

79 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5590 12:35

( ˃ Д˂) I HATE >>1-1000

80 Name: ( ˃ Д˂) : 1993-09-5593 00:57

( ˃ Д˂) I CAN'T FIND THE NEW TEAM NEKOKAN ALBUM!!

81 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5594 03:40

( ˃ Д˂) THIS THREAD IS A RIP OFF OF "WHY?"

82 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5594 05:09

( ˃ Д˂) NO IT'S NOT WILL YOU QUIT FUCKING SAYING THAT YOU'RE ANNOYING I BET YOU'RE THE SAME CUNT THAT ALWAYS COMPLAINS ABOUT DQN BEING SLOW FIND ANOTHER FUCKING SUPERSTRUCTURE IF YOU'RE SO UNHAPPY WITH THE THREADS AND PEOPLE HERE JESUS CHRIST

83 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5594 05:12

( ˃ Д˂) TROLLS

84 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5594 12:10

( ˃ Д˂) THIS WEBSIGHT IS A RIPOFF OF "4CHAN"

85 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5594 20:05

( ˃ Д˂) NOTHING IS NEW ON THE INTERNET

86 Name: ( ˃ Д˂) : 1993-09-5594 22:48

( ˃ Д˂) 1993 WILL NEVER ENDE

87 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5594 23:54

( ˃ Д˂) GODDAMNED 【火花(4 ^ヮ^)】 ミ田!!!!!! HE IS A MOTHERFUCKING FAGGOT!

88 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5595 01:05

( ˃ Д˂) FUCKING TRIPCODE USERS ARE SHITTING UP DQN

89 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5595 01:09

(″・ิ_・ิ)っ-̾ Bad grammar.

90 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5595 01:34

( ˃ Д˂) GRAMMAR NAZIS

91 Name: 【火花(4 ^ヮ^)】 ミ田!AZWpeumso.!!EV4sIB72 : 1993-09-5595 03:42

>>87
NO U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

92 Name: 【電気火花(4 ^ヮ^)】 ミ田!AZWpeumso.!!EV4sIB72 : 1993-09-5595 03:43

>>87
NO U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





93 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5595 07:07

( ˃ Д˂) SPARKY4 CLEARLY DOESN'T GRASP THE SPIRIT OF THE ELITIST SUPERSTRUCTURE.
( ˃ Д˂) YOU MUST NOT BE ONE OF THE ELITE!
( ˃ Д˂) GO ATTENTION WHORE SOMEWHERE ELSE, LIKE 4CHAN.

94 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5596 04:30

( ˃ Д˂) DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I'M STILL JUST A RAT IN A CAGE

95 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5596 09:14

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96 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5597 19:15

( ˃ Д˂) WINDOWS ME WAS A SHIT OS WHY THE FUCK IS SPARKY4 STILL USING IT
( ˃ Д˂) WHAT THE HELL
( ˃ Д˂) I ALSO THINK THAT SPARKY4 IS POSSIBLY ESQ IN DISGUISE I MEAN WHAT THE FUCKIGNJDSFHLSKFHSKLJFHLASFHASLKJFHKJDHASLKJFLFHLFKASDH

97 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5598 00:15

( ˃ Д˂) THEN SOMEONE WILL SAY WHAT IS LOST CAN NEVER BE SAVED

98 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5598 04:33

( ˃ Д˂) I TRIED SO HARD
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99 Name: 【電気火花(4 ^ヮ^)】 ミ田!AZWpeumso.!!EV4sIB72 : 1993-09-5600 00:45

>>96
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WHY THE FUCK IM STILL IN THIS CURSED THING?

100 Name: 【電気火花(4 ^ヮ^)】 ミ田!AZWpeumso.!!EV4sIB72 : 1993-09-5600 00:58

>>93
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WHY THE FUCK IM STILL IN THIS CURSED THING?

101 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5600 16:16

>>100
( ˃ Д˂) BECAUSE YOU'RE A TRANSVESTITE.

102 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5600 18:53

>>101
( ˃ Д˂) JUST IGNORE HIM AND WAIT 'TILL HE'S GONE

103 Name: Piyoko the Tripfag : 1993-09-5600 23:17

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104 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5605 17:58

( ˃ Д˂) GOD DAMMIT SHUT UP YOU BIG BABY

105 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5613 03:30

( ˃ Д˂) FUCKING FAGGOT SHIT FUCK I FUCKING HATE SUSHI FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

106 Name: faggot : 1993-09-5613 03:40

107 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5617 02:27

( ˃ Д˂) FUCKING BEDBUGS I JUST WANT TO SLEEP GAAAAAAAAAA

108 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5621 08:38

( ˃ Д˂) BEING ANGRY IS MY SHTICK AND THAT JUST MAKES ME DOWNRIGHT ANGRY.

( ˃ Д˂) VICIOUS CYCLES

109 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5621 09:08

( ˃ Д˂) FUCKING VARIATIONS ON A THEME

110 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5621 18:27

( ˃ Д˂) FUCKING 100 MINUTES UNTIL I HAVE TO GO TO WORK

111 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5621 19:38

( ˃ Д˂) FUCK

112 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5621 19:40

( ´ω`) Kids these days with their short skirts and their hippy hop.

113 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5621 23:25

( ˃ ヮ˂) I REALLY HAVE NOTHING TO BE ANGRY ABOUT MY SUN IN MY LIFE HAS FINALLY CAME OUT FROM BEHIND THE CLOUDS

114 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5628 23:34

( ˃ Д˂) HIPPY HOP???

115 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5838 04:38

(╬ಠuಠ) SPENDING THREE DAYS LOOKING FOR MY FUCKING FACE!!!!!

116 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5838 17:22

( ˃ Д˂) WHY DID YOU BUMP THIS THREAD, >>113 WAS ME AND IS NO LONGER RELEVANT

117 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5838 19:25

( ˃ Д˂) IT'S NOT ALL ABOUT YOU, >>116! THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND YOUR LIFE, HARRY FUCKING POTTER!!!!!

118 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5838 21:18

( ˃ Д˂) OKAY LET'S BE ANGRY FOR A FEW MORE POSTS UNTIL IT FADES INTO THE DEPTHS OF THE THREAD

119 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5838 21:20

( ˃ Д˂) NOT BEING ALLOWED TO PLAY GUITAR BECAUSE OF MY NEIGHBOURS AND MY PAPERY WALLS

120 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5839 00:11

( ˃ Д˂) EVERY TIME I NEED TO DO SOMETHING OUTDOORS AN INSANE AMOUNT OF RAIN FALLS! FUCK FLORIDA! THERE ARE TOO MANY OTHER THINGS IN THIS FUCKING STATE THAT PISS ME OFF! SO MANY THINGS I WOULD NEED AN ENCYCLOPEDIA TO LIST THEM!

121 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5839 03:46

>>120 ( ˃ Д˂) YOU DON'T KNOW HOW GOOD YOU HAVE IT. IN LOS ANGELES IT NEVER RAINS. MY SKIN IS DRY ALL THE TIME. WATER IS THE CORNERSTONE OF HUMAN CIVILIZATION, YOU SHOULD ENJOY IT.

122 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5839 04:04

( ˃ Д˂) YOU WHINY ASSHOLES DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE BEING NEAR WASHINGTON DC THIS TOWN IS SO FUCKING SELF CENTERED JUST BECAUSE THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND IT AND YET THEY CAN'T BE ARSED TO CARE ABOUT ANYTHING MORE THAN 10 MILES AWAY AND THE TOWN ITSELF IS A CRIME-RIDDEN HELLHOLE WITH A CORRUPT POLITICAL MACHINE IN CHARGE OF THE TOWN'S MACHINATIONS THAT WANT A CONGRESSIONAL SEAT WITHOUT GIVING US A FUCKING REASON WHY THOSE WASTES OF OXYGEN DESERVE IT CONSIDERING THE PLACE WASN'T SO BAD BEFORE THEY CAME INTO POWER AND

( ゚ -゚) holy shit, I need a cigarette or something.

123 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5839 04:45

( ˃ Д˂) IN MY DAY WE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE MITTENS, WE HAD TO USE LINT RATIONS, AND THAT'S IF WE WERE LUCKY-GOD DAMN IT.

124 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5839 05:08

( ˃ Д˂) WELL IT'S NOT LIKE WE LIVE IN A POST-SCARCITY SOCIETY WE STILL HAVE TO BUDGET OUR MITTEN MONEY JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!!!!! MODERN MECHANIZED MITTEN MANUFACTURE HAS MADE PRODUCTS AVAILABLE FOR CHEAPER THAN EVER AND YET AT THE COST OF SOCIETY'S SOULLLLLLLLL!!!!!

125 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5839 06:38

( ˃ Д˂) TED KENNEDY IS DEAD! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

126 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5839 07:04

( ˃ Д˂) BOB NOVAK DIED OF THE EXACT SAME THING!!!!

127 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5839 09:52

( ˃ Д˂) AND I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY AN ATTACK OF ACID REFLUX!

( ˃ Д˂) ACK ACK ACK ACK I HATE IT

128 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5839 11:43

( ˃ Д˂) I JUST LEARNED ABOUT TED KENNEDY BEING DEAD FROM >>125!!

( ˃ Д˂) THEN I WENT ON WIKIPEDIA TO CONFIRM IT!!!!!!!

129 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5839 16:54

( ˃ Д˂) HURRY UP AND GO TO YOUR STUPID YOGA SO I CAN PLAY MY MANDOLIN

130 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5840 05:56

( ˃ Д˂) JUST MOTHERFUCK UP THE ASS.

131 Name: !MILKRIBS4k : 1993-09-5840 17:41

( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE CALL ME AN ANUS, BUT I AM NOT AN ANUS! I CAN INSURE YOU!

132 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5840 23:42

( ˃ Д˂) @#$%!!!! JUST @#$%!!!!!

133 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5841 01:18

( ˃ Д˂) TODAY A UROLOGIST SCANNED MY BLADDER BY RUBBING A MACHINE ON MY NO-NO ZONE. HOW WAS YOUR DAY?

134 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5841 17:49

>>133

That sounds uncomfortable, awkward, somewhat terrifying, and strangely arousing. I think I need to make an appointment with an urologist.

( ˃ Д˂) WHY THE FUCK DOESN'T MOZILLA HAVE FIREFOX 2.9 ON THEIR WEBSITE I CAN'T FUCKING USE THE HISTORY ON VERSION 3 THIS IS BULLSHIT

135 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5842 00:28

( ˃ Д˂) WHY DOES ANYONE USE THAT GARBAGE BROWSER FIREFOX I REMEMBER WHEN IT WAS CALLED "NUTSCRAPE"

136 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5842 01:33

( ˃ Д˂) WHY DO PEOPLE LAUGH AT ME JUST BECAUSE I USE SAFARI

137 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5842 04:35

щ(`Д´щ) WHYYYYYY DOESN'T ANYONE LIKE MY THREAD ANYMORE?

138 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5842 05:25

щ(`Д´щ) WHYYYYY DIDN'T YOU BUMP YOUR THREAD SO THAT MAYBE THE REST OF US COULD POST IN IT, >>137?

139 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5842 07:00

( ˃ Д˂) YOU JUST HAD TO RUIN THE COMEDIC TIMING BY CONTINUING THE GAG FOR TOO LONG, DIDN'T YOU? GRAHHHHHH!

140 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5842 13:09

( >A<) I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TYPE CYRILLIC LETTERS

141 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5842 20:45

( ˃ Д˂) MY IRREPLACEABLE EXPENSIVE IMPORTED WATCH HAS A SHORT AND MAY BE TOTALLY BROKEN AND THIS IS THE FIRST PLACE I WENT TO VENT ABOUT IT, AND ON TOP OF THAT THE LAME CONFESSIONS THREAD IS LOW ENOUGH FOR ME TO NOT WANT TO BUMP IT BY CROSSPOSTING THE STATEMENT THAT THIS IS THE FIRST PLACE I WOULD GO TO VENT ABOUT SOMETHING

142 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5842 20:46

( ˃ Д˂) I JUST REALIZED LAME CONFESSIONS WAS THE NEXT THREAD DOWN WHEN I CLICKED REPLY

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

143 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5842 22:53

>>135
( ˃ Д˂) WHY ARE YOU A FASCIST MACNIGGER GO YIFF IN HELL WITH ALL THE OTHER MACNIGGERS YOU FUCKING FREAK OF NATURE

144 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5842 22:54

>>143
( ˃ Д˂) WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL HERE NOBODY LIKES YOU

145 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5843 00:09

( ˃ Д˂) >>143 MORON I BET YOU ACTUALLY MEANT TO REFER TO >>136, AND EVEN THEN IT'S A BETTER BROWSER THAN WHATEVER YOU USE

146 Name: ( ˃ Д˂) : 1993-09-5843 00:39

( ˃ Д˂) THE ONLINE GAME I WANT TO PLAY IS FUCKING DOWN

147 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5843 04:46

( ˃ Д˂) FUCKING DOWN AND FUCKING UP ARE NOT OPPOSITE THINGS, SOMEHOW. THAT MAKES ME SOOOOOOO ANGRY!

148 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5843 04:48

( ˃ Д˂) I'M SO TIRED I ACTUALLY LOL'D TO >>147

149 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5843 05:25

( ˃ Д˂) THE ENDING OF KAMEN RIDER DECADE

150 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5843 14:38

( ˃ Д˂) >>145 FUCK YOU FASCIST NIGGER

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

( ˃ Д˂) LOL MY CAPTCHA WAS HOUSH

151 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5844 00:55

( ˃ Д˂) >>150 FUCK OFF GUANJYN

152 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5854 18:00

I DUN WANNA GROW UP I WANNA BE A CABBAGE PATCH KID

FUCK

153 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5855 02:00

( ˃ Д˂) NOT HAVING FUN EATING NACHOS BECAUSE I AM A NEAT FREAK!!

154 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5855 15:46

( ˃ Д˂) GIRLS!

155 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5855 17:19

( ˃ Д˂) GUYS PRETENDING TO BE GIRLS IN THE INTERNET!

156 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5856 00:10

( ˃ Д˂) GIRLS PRETENDING TO BE HOT GIRLS IN THE INTERNET!!

157 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5856 00:15

( ˃ Д˂) GIRLS PRETENDING TO BE GUYS PRETENDING TO BE GIRLS ON THE INTERNET!!

PS captcha's are apparently case sensitive

158 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5857 03:43

( ˃ Д˂) I WAS CLEANING MY FISHTANK, WIPING THE ALGAE WHEN I ACCIDENTALLY PUSHED OVER A PIECE OF LIVEROCK, WHICH KILLED A CRAB I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I HAD! AND IT WAS A FIDDLER CRAB, THE GOOD KIND OF CRAB!

159 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5857 14:20

( ˃ Д˂) I FUCKING WISH I HAD A FISHTANK!

160 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5858 00:29

( ˃ Д˂) I WANT AN UNAGI FARM IN MY HOME!

161 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5859 08:38

( ˃ Д˂) I POSTED MY RECENT FAILURES IN HERE!

http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1249186904/

162 Name: ( ˃ Д˂) : 1993-09-5859 22:26

( ˃ Д˂) I DON'T HAVE SHIT TO DO TODAY!

163 Name: ( ˃ Д˂) : 1993-09-5860 03:42

( ˃ Д˂) I tried to think of something to post in the "( ゚ ー゚) Post mildly uplifting things" thread, but couldn't think of anything!

164 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5860 12:33

( ˃ Д˂) I GOT A MOUTH INFECTION FROM DRUG ABUSE LAST NIGHT

165 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5860 15:29

( ˃ Д˂) >>163 DIDN'T USE CAPSLOCK

166 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5860 18:27

( ˃ Д˂) BEING TIRED AND SHIT TO DO AND INSOMNIA AT 8 AM IN THE MORNING

167 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5874 20:36

( ˃ Д˂) GODDAMN HEAD COLD GO AWAY ALREADY

168 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5876 17:38

( ˃ Д˂) MY DOG AND CAT KEEP VOMITING!

169 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5876 18:49

( ˃ Д˂) I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO PLAYING THE VISUAL NOVEL I ORDERED FROM JAPAN TODAY BUT I FOUND OUT MY ORDER DIDN'T GO THROUGH EARLIER THIS WEEK SO I HAVE TO WAIT A FEW MORE DAYS!

170 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5876 20:40

( ˃ Д˂) FFFFFUCK DA WIFE

171 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5902 05:22


             ∧∧""ヽノ
 Growl!!!!!!!!     (゚w ゚ )  )
             u u^ι'

172 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5902 14:12

>>171
( ˃ Д˂)

173 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5902 14:39

( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE GETTING UPTIGHT JUST BECAUSE MY GIRLFRIEND'S A BIT YOUNG

174 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5902 16:59

( ˃ Д˂) IM NOT UR GIRLFREND IM UR SISTER

175 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5902 18:56

( ˃ Д˂) NOBODY POSTS ANYTHING FUNNY IN THE REI'S DINOR THREADS ANY MORE

176 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5915 23:33

( ˃ Д˂) DAMMIT, THE WORLD'S OLDEST PROFESSION IS NOT PROSTITUTION! IT'S TAXONOMY!

177 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5915 23:35

( ゚ -゚) Or, if deities count, nuclear physics.

178 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5916 00:15

( ˃ Д˂) DAMMIT CRONTAB SENDS ME TOO MANY EMAILS

179 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5932 17:46

( ˃ Д˂) XKCD ISN'T THAT CLEVER STOP SHOVING IT IN MY FACE YOU PRETENTIOUS INTELLECTUAL WANNABES

180 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6026 19:19

( ˃ Д˂) WIPE YOUR GODDAMN ASS YOU SMELL LIKE A TEXAS SEWER IN THE MIDDLE OF SUMMER

181 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6027 02:31

( ˃ Д˂) FUCK I FEEL OLD

182 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6048 21:58

( ˃ Д˂) AMERICA HAS JUST JOINED THE FUCKING SOCIALIST FUCKING REVOLUTION DUMB FUCKING BASTARDS

183 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6049 01:35

>>182
( ˃ Д˂) I DON'T LOOK GOOD IN RED

184 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6049 18:51

>>183 ( ˃ Д˂) I DONT LOOK GOOD IN ANY COLOR

185 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6051 13:53

( ˃ Д˂) I'M ANGRY!!

186 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6051 15:27

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187 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6051 19:34

( ˃ Д˂) DON'T BRING UP OBAMACARE ONCE AGAIN

188 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6051 23:43

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189 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6052 16:39

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190 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6052 21:14

( ˃ Д˂) QUIT POSTING THAT STUPID SHIT

191 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6058 22:49

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192 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6078 00:18

( ˃ Д˂) I GOT LAID OFF!

193 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6079 23:54

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194 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6080 03:03

>>186,188,189,191,193
( ˃ Д˂) I REALLY HATE YOU RIGHT ABOUT NOW

195 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6081 03:41

>>194

( ˃ Д˂) WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? THOSE ARE GUYS ARE SO MUCH MORE LEGIT THAN YOU ARE!

196 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6081 07:18

>>195
http://www.united-ddl.com/
( ˃ Д˂) SITES LIKE THESE THAT DO NOTHING BUT CLOG UP GOOGLE SEARCH RESULTS

197 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6083 13:28

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198 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6085 01:18

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199 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6087 02:21

( ˃ Д˂) I CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN COUNTER-TERRORISM MAGAZINE AND THE INTERNATIONAL SOCIALIST REVIEW!!

200 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6115 18:48

( ˃ Д˂) I HATE 200GETS!

201 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6116 22:48

>>200
( ˃ Д˂) THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY GET!!

202 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6118 23:17

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203 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6118 23:18

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204 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6118 23:24

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205 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6118 23:26

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206 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6119 17:48

( ˃ Д˂) WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP POSTING THESE FUCKING ADDRESSES

207 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6119 22:47

( ˃ Д˂) I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY BECAUSE OF THE KOREANS

208 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6120 10:48

( ˃ Д˂) MY GIRLFRIEND KEEPS HURTING MY FACE!

209 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6121 21:56

( ˃ Д˂) I DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!

210 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6122 12:39

(     ) I DON'T HAVE A FACE!

211 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6122 18:45

( ˃ Д˂) I DON'T HAVE A JOB NOR AMBITIONS!

212 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6123 02:31

( ˃ Д˂) I've been very sad lately fellow dokyuns, I wonder if someone will ever acknowledge my feelings and lend a helping hand - Sigh...

213 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6125 09:32

( ゚ -゚) Uhm, something that people don't necessarily know I do is write poetry. And, uh, I'd like to give one a bash. I mostly write it for, you know, a sort of therapy, to get some feelings off my chest. Anyway this is a poem about anger. It's called 'Angry', or, in brackets, (feet).

( ゚ -゚) Sometimes I get a bit angry, but you couldn't tell, no you couldn't tell, unless you looked real closely. Sometimes I get a bit angry, but it's alright, yes, it's alright because I keep it out of sight, inside.. deep.. inside.

( ゚ -゚) I was breastfed until I was nine. Breastfed til I was nine.. til I was nine.. Which my

( ˃ Д˂) QUACK!

( ゚ -゚) ..doctor says is fine. And he also says I deal with anger better if I wrote about myself in a poem or a letter. My mother was a

( ˃ Д˂) STUPID BITCH!

( ゚ -゚) ..caring lady. She taught me all I know, although I was a little slow, she never gave up, she never let me SLUT down. Although she spent a lot of time at the neighbour's house when my dad was out of town.

( ゚ -゚) I didn't walk til I was 7 or talk til I was 10 but neither did Napoleon according to my

( ˃ Д˂) QUACK!

( ゚ -゚) ..doctor, who has certificates in frames to substantiate his

( ˃ Д˂) DODGY FUCKING

( ゚ -゚) ..claims. My father left my mother for the love of a

( ˃ Д˂) POONTANG!

( ゚ -゚) And I have a b-

( ˃ Д˂) BASTARD!

( ゚ -゚) ..brother who I've never really known because my dad moved up to Queensland and he doesn't have a

( ˃ Д˂) BULLSHIT, YOU FAT FUCK!

( ゚ -゚) ..telephone. In primary school I had trouble making

( ˃ ヮ˂) ASHTRAYS!

( ゚ -゚) ..friends. An issue which has become somewhat of a trend, the origin of which I can not pretend as not perplex me. Although my

( ˃ Д˂) QUACK!

( ゚ -゚) ..doctor says it's cool and that loads of

( ˃ Д˂) FAT PRICK!

( ˃ Д˂) SHUT UP I'M NOT FAT!

( ゚ -゚) ..kids at school have problems with communication and that of course medication would be wise and combined with more honest self-expression could help me with my issues with emotional repression. And at a 180 bucks a session, I think I'll take the

( ˃ Д˂) THIEVING QUACK BASTARD!

( ゚ -゚) ..chap's advice. So, I quite like

( ˃ Д˂) PORN!

( ゚ -゚) ..photography.. and books on

( ˃ Д˂) GUNS!

( ゚ -゚) ..history. And I'd like to be a

( ゚ ヮ゚) POLITICIAN!

( ゚ -゚) ..vet. And I find that as I get older and more in control of my violent tendencies and when I die

( ˃ Д˂) KILL!

( ゚ -゚) ..d-die, I'll have no regrets. And I feel that all this writing is really

( ˃ Д˂) PUFFY!

( ゚ -゚) ..exciting. And my

( ˃ Д˂) QUACK!

( ゚ -゚) ..m-my

( ˃ Д˂) QUACK!

( ゚ -゚) DOCTOR would be proud because I feel a lot less angry and I'm saying stuff out loud and I'm letting anger out. Like today in our last session when I taught the

( ˃ Д˂) QUACK!

( ゚ -゚) a lesson, cause he said I'm not progressing, said I wasn't moving forward so I said..

( ゚ -゚) Well let's see how you move without your fucking legs.

( ゚ -゚) And I tied him to his chair and I pulled out my machete and I listened to him beg and then I cut his fucking feet off. While he lay there bleeding, I used his feet..

( ゚ -゚) ..to kick him in the head.

214 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6125 11:47

>I was breastfed until I was nine.

( ゚ -゚) ..

( ゚ -゚) lucky fuck

215 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6125 19:09

DQN you're so fucking cute and sweet

216 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6126 23:17

( ˃ Д˂) NOW I'M MOST DEPRESSED AND SAD WHERE I ONCE WAS BLITHE AND GLAD
( ˃ Д˂) I COULD TRIP ABOUT THE TOWN BOTH TRIM AND NEATLY
( ˃ Д˂) I WAS HAPPY NIGHT AND MORN BUT FROM ALL SUCH JOYS I'M SHORN
( ˃ Д˂) SINCE I FELL SO DEEP IN LOVE WITH SALLY WHEATLEY

( ˃ Д˂) AND IT'S AH DEAR ME WHAT AM I GAN TO DAE
( ˃ Д˂) SALLY STOLE AWAY MY HEART COMPLETELY
( ˃ Д˂) AND I'LL NEVER GET IT BACK FOR SHE GANS WITH MR BLACK

( ˃ Д˂) AND THEY SAY HE'S GOING TO MARRY SALLY WHEATLEY!!!!!

217 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6127 00:56

( ˃ Д˂) I'M TIRED OF EVERY INTERNET COMMUNITY SUCCUMBING TO IDIOCY

218 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6127 02:50

( ˃ Д˂) “INTERNET COMMUNITY” DOES NOT EXIST WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS

219 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6127 14:08

(╬ ಠ益ಠ) Half of PHP being HURR DEPRECATED and DURR OBSOLETE every few versions because it's trying to be something it wasn't designed to be.

220 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6127 18:56

(╬ ಠ益ಠ) shoehorning a 15+ year-old video game that was designed for software rendering into an OpenGL port and making it look WORSE in the process

221 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6132 04:22

(╬ ಠ益ಠ) PEOPLE USING THIS FUCKING THING OVER ( ˃ Д˂)

222 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6140 13:26

( ˃ Д˂) BUTT ITCH!!!

223 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6140 17:48

(╬ ಠ益ಠ) SCREW THAT WHINY CRY BABY FACE! I WANT TO USE THE ONE THAT'S SO ANGRY HE'S ABOUT TO BLOW A BLOOD VESSEL!

224 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6141 00:05

(╬ ಠ益ಠ) SPESS MEHREENS ARE ALWAYS ANGRY ALL THE TIME

I'M SO ANGRY I'M INCOHERENT, BADGER CUNT DICKS BITCH SHITCOCK GAR GAR GAR

225 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6141 07:53

(╬ ಠ益ಠ) INJURING MY PENIS DURING MASTURBATION

226 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6153 17:38

( ˃ Д˂) TALKING POO HATS PISS ME OFF!!!

227 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6153 22:55

(╬ ಠ益ಠ) I WORK IN A FACTORY BUT I'M THE YOUNGEST PERSON THERE SO THEY TREAT ME LIKE I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING WHEN IN REALITY I'VE BEEN THERE LONGER THAN A LOT OF THESE OTHER PEOPLE.

228 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6154 02:04

( ˃ Д˂) IT'S TOO HOT!!!

229 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6154 11:29

( ˃ Д˂) I'VE BEEN WORKING IN FACTORIES ALL MY LIFE BUT THIS YOUNG UPSTART THINKS HE KNOWS MORE THAN ME JUST BECAUSE I'M NEW AT THIS FACTORY

230 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6167 15:28

( ˃ Д˂) IMPERIALIST ZIONIST YANKEE BASTARDS TRYING TO SLAY GLORIOUS NOBLE ISLAM!!!

231 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6168 06:04

(╬ ಠ益ಠ) FACE SELECTION WAR! GRR! SOON TO BE A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE STARRING NICHOLAS CAGE!

232 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6168 16:35

( ˃ Д˂) NICHOLAS CAGE SU-

actually I usually enjoy his performances.

233 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6169 00:36

this is funny

234 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6169 02:30

(╬ ಠ益ಠ) >>233 FAILED TO POST A HEADSHOT!! IMMA BREAKKA YOUR FACE!!!

235 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6170 00:14

(╬ ಠ益ಠ) >>234 SAGED WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

236 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6170 00:15

(╬ ಠ益ಠ) I MISSPELLED MY CAPTCHA. GOD FUCKING NIGGER LICKING PUSSY TITS!

237 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6171 04:46

( ˃ Д˂) WHY THE FUCK CAN'T I FIND DQN ELECTRONICS VOL 10?????

238 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6171 07:16

( ˃ Д˂) WHY MUST THE DQN ELECTRONICS GUYS USE THIS THREAD FOR THEIR SELF-PROMOTION?????

239 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6171 07:32

( ˃ Д˂) WHY DID I HAVE TO GO AND INTRODUCE (╬ ಠ益ಠ) TO THIS THREAD NOW THERE'S AN ARGUMENT ABOUT HIM HE JUST WANTS TO EXPRESS HIMSELF YOU KNOW

240 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6186 14:26

( ˃ Д˂) STOP ASKING "WHY" QUESTIONS THERE'S ALREADY A THREAD FOR THAT YOU MENTAL MIDGETS!

241 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6196 23:38

( ˃ Д˂) THAT WHORE WITH THE BOUNCY TITS JUST FLIPPED ME OFF!

242 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6206 16:05

( ˃ Д˂) HAVING OVER FIVE DOLLARS WORTH OF USELESS CANADIAN COINS LEFT OVER AFTER USING A COINSTAR MACHINE!

243 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6235 15:58

( ˃ Д˂) MY FUCKING ANKLES HURT GODDAMMIT

244 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6236 17:24

( ˃ Д˂) MY GODDAMN TOE HURTS LIKE FUCK AMD I JUST LOST ON TOEHOE.

245 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6243 18:55

( ˃ Д˂) IKAMUSUME IS DELAYED

246 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6243 18:58

MY BIRTHDAY WHISKY'S ALMOST RAN OUT AND I'VE BEEN BIRTHED FOR FIVE MONTHS NOW

247 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6243 19:05

( ´ヮ`) <3 mittens

248 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6243 20:21

( ˃ ヮ˂) <3 >>247

249 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6243 22:22

( ˃-Д-) GUUUUYYYYYS!

250 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6245 18:54

>>248
>>247
      ∧∧
     (;#˃ ヮ˂)}} !!!
    / つつ
 {{〜(  (  (ii´ヮ`)
    U´U> >ヽヽ 

251 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6255 01:59

( ˃ Д˂) That better be ANGRY SEX!!!

252 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6256 00:26

( <д>) also, isn't Mittens a girl?

253 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6256 23:33

⊂(゚∀゚)⊃ YOU ALL JUST NEED A HUG!

254 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6259 00:58

( ゚ -゚) Thanks >>253, but I'm still angry.

( ˃ Д˂) FICK MEIN LEBEN.FICKFICKFICKFICKFICKFICKFICKFICKFICKFICKFICKFICKFICKFICKFICKFICKFICKFICKFICK DICH.

255 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6259 09:52

( ˃ Д˂) I CAN'T GET MYSELF BANNED FROM 4CHAN BECAUSE I ALREADY AM BANNED FROM 4CHAN!!!!!

256 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6270 00:19

( ˃ Д˂) WHY DID I CLICK ON A LINK TO E621.NET AJDHFJKHFSJFLKAHSDJFLLJKFHA FUUUUUUUUUCK

257 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6270 00:57

( ˃ Д˂) I can't get away with beating/stabbing some worthless piece of shit to death! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY STOLEN TV BACK?!

258 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6270 01:12

( ˃ Д˂) I WAS GOING TO VOTE THE STRAIGHT DEMOCRATIC TICKET BUT I GOT FUCKING MUGGED AND THE COPS NEVER FOUND THE BASTARD SO I'M VOTING REPUBLICAN FROM NOW ON OUT OF SHEER HATE!!!!!

259 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6270 16:05

( ˃ Д˂) I have semen in my sinuses.

260 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6272 02:25

( ˃ Д˂) 3D MODELING PACKAGES THAT DON'T SUPPORT ACCURACY TO AT LEAST SIX DECIMAL PLACES!!

( ˃ Д˂)LIKE MODO!!!!!!!

261 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6272 15:11

( ˃ Д˂) CHEAP MILK THAT TASTES LIKE SHIT! LITERALLY!

262 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6272 15:14

( ˃ Д˂) giquution? WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF CAPTCHA IS THAT?

263 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6312 14:35

( ˃ Д˂) BOOKS TYPESET WITH MICROSOFT WORD!

264 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6312 15:23

( ˃ Д˂) ANYTHING TO DO WITH MICROSOFT WORD!

265 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6312 23:44

( ˃ Д˂) GOING TO A STREET FAIR WITH ONLY FOUR DOLLARS IN MY WALLET!

266 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6314 11:27

( ˃ Д˂) THERE ARE OVER TEN THREADS I LIKE ON DQN, BUT I CAN'T KEEP THEM ALL ON THE FRONT PAGE!

267 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6314 13:03

( ˃ Д˂) I NEED TO POOP, BUT DON'T WANT TO LEAVE MY SEAT! THESE ARE MY BEST PANTS, TOO!

268 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6317 14:17

( ˃ Д˂) MY CAR HAS MAJOR ENGINE PROBLEMS AND IT HAS LESS THAN 100,000 MILES!

269 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6318 00:01

270 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6318 01:36

( ˃ Д˂) I'M NOTICING ALL THE POSTS ABOUT FURRIES WAY MORE THAN I PROBABLY SHOULD!

271 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6318 01:59

( ˃ Д˂) I DIDN'T NOTICE ALL THE POSTS ABOUT FURRIES UNTIL >>270 POINTED THEM OUT!

272 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6318 03:32

( ˃ Д˂) Fuck you, >>269

273 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6318 23:20

( ˃ Д˂) FUCK YOU AND EVERYONE WHO LOOKS LIKE YOU!!

274 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6321 22:52

( ˃ Д˂) THAT DOG WILL NOT SHUT THE FUCK UP AND MY MOM WANTS ME TO SHOOT IT

( ˃ Д˂) IT'S NOT THE DOG'S FAULT IT'S A COCK BUT I DO WANT TO SHOOT THE NEIGHBORS WHO DON'T TAKE GOOD CARE OF THEIR DOG

( ゚ -゚) Responsible owners don't let their dogs bark all day. It's a behavioral thing that an owner can fix.

( ˃ Д˂) JESUS FUCK THERE IT GOES AGAIN

275 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6323 23:54

( ˃ Д˂) I WANT TO LISTEN TO A SONG ON YOUTUBE BUT I CAN ONLY FIND TWO VERSIONS--THE "VEVO" VERSION THAT NEVER LOADS AND JUST SPINS THE "LOADING" ANIMATION FOREVER, AND THE SQUEAKY-VOICED TEENAGE PRAT TRYING TO DO A "COVER" VERSION WITH HIS DA'S GUITAR, THREE CHORDS, AND A LEATHER JACKET BUT NEGLECTED TO PUT "I HAVE NO DETECTABLE TALENT" IN THE DESCRIPTION! GRAAAAAAAHHHH

276 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6324 04:24

( ˃ Д˂) WHY DO PEOPLE THINK YOUTUBE IS AN ACCEPTABLE PLACE TO GO TO LISTEN TO MUSIC?

277 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6324 08:45

( ˃ Д˂) >>268 didn't change his oil frequently enough and generally take care of his properly.

278 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6335 04:14

( ˃ Д˂) THAT DAMNED ROOM IN SUPER METROID WHERE YOU HAVE TO WALL JUMP TO GET OUT

279 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6349 07:22

( ˃ Д˂) YOU'RE ALL FUCKING YELLING AND I HAVE A HEADACHE.

280 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6349 08:13

( ˃ Д˂) WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?! IS IT MY INTERNET THAT SUCKS SHIT OR IS IT THE FUCKING SERVER FOR FUCKING BRAWL? I JUST WANT TO FIGHT PEOPLE AND BEAT THEM TO FEEL BETTER ABOUT MYSELF, BUT IT LAGS SO MUCH OR I GET TOLD THAT THE PLAYERS WERE DISCONNECTED FROM ME! FUCK!

281 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6349 21:31

( ˃ Д˂) I love all of DQN~~

282 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6386 02:29

( ˃ Д˂) AVGN WANNABES CAN GO FUCK A DUCK

283 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6408 02:44

( ˃ Д˂) ALLERGY SEASON AGH MOTHERFUCK

284 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6424 20:31

( ˃ 益˂) WHY IS IT CALLED SHONEN SUNDAY IF IT COMES OUT ON WEDNESDAY!?!?!?!?!!!

285 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6425 23:14

∠、( ˃ Д˂ ),、ゝ Why are >>247,248 having sex, but I am not?!

286 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6426 00:43

( ˃ Д˂) BECAUSE THEY SHARE A LOVE OF MITTENS AND YOU DON'T, ARE YOU BLIND GODDAMNIT?

287 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6427 00:17

∠、( ˃ Д˂ ),、ゝ YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING, >>286 ‼ I ADORE MITTENS, IT'S A WELL KNOWN FACT ‼
Yet look there it got them: >>250 ― and me: >>11

288 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6428 08:33

( ˃ Д˂) HAVING FRIENDS MEANS I'M OBLIGATED TO DO STUPID, POINTLESS SHIT LIKE "HANG OUT" AND "TALK ON AIM FOR FIVE HOURS" INSTEAD OF CREATIVE, PRODUCTIVE THINGS SUCH AS READING, PROGRAMMING, DRAWING AND PRACTICING MY INSTRUMENTS!!!!

289 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6429 00:19

∠、( ˃ Д˂ ),、ゝ WHY DID I LISTEN TO >>288?! I AVOIDED MEETING
WITH MY FRIENDS TODAY! IN THE END, I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING
CREATIVE NOR PRODUCTIVE. I COULDN'T EVEN TYPE A SINGLE LINE OF
CODE INTO MY COMPUTER ‼

HOWEVER, I LEARNED A LOT ABOUT HISTORY OF ISRAEL, BECAUSE I...
I WAS READING THAT FUCKING WIKIPEDIA ALL DAY LONG AFTER READING
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laser-guided_bomb
DON'T FUCKING CLICK ON A FUCKING "OSIRAK" THERE OR YOU MIGHT END
UP SPENDING YOUR TIME AS WELL AS I DID!

290 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6429 17:22

( ˃ Д˂) FUCKING WASPS WHATS THEIR PROBLEM? JUST LEAVE ME FUCKING ALONE, WHY MUST YOU IMMEDIATELY ATTACK ME WHEN I COME INTO YOUR VIEW. STOP FLYING IN MY GOD DAMN WINDOW!!

291 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6447 19:38

(╬ ಠ益ಠ) THE PAGE YOU REQUESTED WAS TOO LARGE TO TRANSLATE!!

292 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6447 21:32

( ˃ Д˂) ESPRESSO IS MADE VIA TIME APPLIED TO COFFEE AND WATER BUT IT TAKES TOO LONG
( ˃ Д˂) WHY DID VIP UPLOADER HAVE TO DIE, I'M STILL PISSED ABOUT THAT
( ˃ Д˂) NO ONE PLAYS HOMEBREW SNES GAMES ANYMORE THAT I KNOW OF
( ˃ Д˂) SOMEONE UPDATE THE HOWARD BEALE RANT FOR THE INTERNET
( ˃ Д˂) WHO THE HELL DOES NICK DENTON THINK HE IS, ANWAY
( ˃ Д˂) NICE JOB TRANSLATING DRAGON WARRIOR SIX! YOU LEFT A BUNCH OF STRINGS OUT! YOU'RE FIRED!

293 Name: fluffycheeks!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6447 22:39

>( ˃ Д˂) SOMEONE UPDATE THE HOWARD BEALE RANT FOR THE INTERNET

∠、( ˃ Д˂ ),、ゝ I UPDATED IT ONCE NOT JUST FOR THE INTERNET BUT FOR YOSHINOYA. I FOUND IT TO BE SO NEAT THAT I SAVED IT IN MY COPYPASTA-THAT-NEVER-GOT-POSTED-ON-THE-WEB TEXT FILE, BUT NOW IT'S GONE. I CAN'T FIND IT ANYWHERE. IT WAS THE BEST TEXT FILE EVER. THE BEST, I'M TELLING YOU. THE HUMOR IN IT WAS SO BRILLIANT THAT IT WOULD BE DANGEROUS TO UPLOAD IT ALL AT ONCE. HOWEVER, IT'S NO LONGER POSSIBLE.

∠、( ˃ Д˂ ),、ゝ IT ALSO HAD A UNICODE CHARACTER THAT LOOKED SOMEWHAT SIMILAR TO APERTURE SCIENCE LOGO. IT WAS IN THE SAME FUCKING FILE. AND SINCE PORTAL 2 IS OUT, I'D BE THE RADDEST KID ON WWW/STEAM OR WWW/DQN IF I PUT IT RIGHT INTO MY NICKNAME AND THEN PRETEND THAT EVERYTHING I SAY IS PRERECORDED.

On the other hand, Howard Beale's rant applies perfectly to everything without any need to adapt it.

294 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6448 11:17

( ಠДಠ) Why are all you people posting in all caps? That makes me angry.

295 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6448 12:55

( ˃ Д˂) I HATE MY JOB GODDAMNIT

296 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6449 01:12

( ˃ Д˂) GEORGE MASON UNIVERSITY ADMISSIONS DEPARTMENT, YOU REJECTED A STUDENT WITH A 3.6 GPA AND FRANKLY I'M GETTING PRETTY SICK OF YOUR SHIT. IN-STATE TUITION IS NOT WORTH THIS.

297 Name: good at threads : 1993-09-6449 13:15

( ・∀・) I had sex earlier today, and I also sold a sculpture I made for $520 two days ago. things are going pretty well.

298 Name: genuinelymad!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6449 16:02

∠、( ˃ Д˂ ),、ゝ WHY DON'T YOU HAVE SEX FOR $520 IF YOU ARE SO SUCCESSFUL ‼

299 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6449 16:26

( ˃ ヮ˂) ESPEON IS FUNNY

300 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6449 20:53

( ˃ Д˂) WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU CALL IT "DRAGON WARRIOR" IF IT'S "DRAGON QUEST" YOU INBRED MONGREL
( ˃ Д˂) WHY DID ALL MY POSSESSIONS DISAPPEAR FROM MY DORM ROOM GODDAMMIT I CAN'T EVEN MAKE A CUP OF TEA OR SOME HOT CHOCOLATE NOW
( ˃ Д˂) I WAS UP AND TRAVELING FOR EIGHTEEN HOURS TODAY AND I'M SO TIRED BUT I HAVE SOME TESTS IN THE MORNING FOR WHICH I'M NOT PREPARED FFFFFFFFFFF--

301 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6449 22:39

( ˃ Д˂) MY URETHRA FEELS ALL BURNY TODAY!!!

302 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6450 00:23

>>301 when i was in the shower the other day i finished a bottle of shower gel, so i filled the bottle with hot water, then for some reason i thought it would be a good idea to squirt it down my urethra, so i got a very hot jet of water forced down my penis. then i thought it would make it better if i went for a piss and that burned even more.

I feel your pain bro

303 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6450 16:21

>>302 what the hell, just how wide is your urethra?

304 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6450 18:10

>>301 every time I drink beer I get a terrible pain in my urethra and I piss for about 30 mins straight waiting for the stinging to go away.

305 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6450 21:03

( ˃ Д˂) I HATE IT WHEN MY TROUSER LEG GET CAUGHT ON MY FOOT WHEN I TRY TO TAKE THEM OFF. ESPECIALLY WHEN I HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT REALLY BADLY!!

306 Name: Akagi Ritsuko!syMAGIwtoI!!XYAo7tRM : 1993-09-6451 05:34

( ˃ ヮ˂) others are suffering whilst I am >winning.

307 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6451 09:45

∠、( ˃ Д˂ ),、ゝ Others are suffering while I am whining!

308 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6451 14:12

( ˃ Д˂) IF THREE'S THE MAGIC NUMBER, WHY IS IT TRACK 2 ON THE ALBUM!!??

309 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6451 17:35

>>303 ?

the jet going in was about the same size as a normal jet of piss going out

310 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6451 17:56

( ˃ Д˂) FUCKING WASPS!! WHAT MAKES MY ROOM SO INTERESTING!?

311 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6451 18:55

( ˃ Д˂) FUCKING >>310!! LET US WASPS OUT OF YOUR GODDAMN ROOM!!

312 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6451 23:40

∠、( ˃ Д˂ ),、ゝ WASPS, WASPS MAKE YOUR ROOM SO INTERESTING!
PROBABLY THEY ARE MAKING EVEN YOUR LIFE MORE INTERESTING, THOUGH A
LITTLE BIT MORE DIFFICULT! BUT YOU SHOULD ACCEPT THIS CHALLENGE, AREN'T YOU MANLY ENOUGH?

313 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6471 05:45

( ˃ Д˂) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SoundJam_MP HE'S TAGGED THE SONG AS "WICKED GAMES" NOT "WICKED GAME"

314 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6471 16:47

( ˃ Д˂) SPACE JUNK! smashed my baby's head

315 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6471 20:09

( ゚ヮ゚) >>314 My band is called SPACE JUNK!

316 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6477 01:26

( ˃ Д˂) Why is it that every single girl I've met that claims to enjoy anime/manga loves yaoi. Seriously. Every. Single. One. No exceptions. And I've actually met quite a few. There was even one that tried to push it on me by sending me a punch of yaoi pictures on Skype, sending me badly-drawn "KAWAII UGUU !!1 ^7___^" chibi-style pictures of her getting a nosebleed over said yaoi, and not only that, but projecting yaoi archetypes onto me. Like saying that I'm an uke-seme hybrid, whatever the hell that means. Thankfully not every yaoi-fangirl I've met are as bad as that. Why are so many girls attracted to two guys donging each other!

317 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6477 04:03

>>316

For the same reason guys are attracted to two gals going at it.

318 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6479 04:52

( ˃ Д˂) MY PEN0R HURTS FROM TOO MUCH WANKING AND IT'S PISSING ME OFF THAT I CAN'T WANK MORE OR EVEN GET HARD WITHOUT ACHES

319 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6479 16:13

( ˃ Д˂) TOO MUCH TALK ABOUT SEX! NOT ENOUGH TV-GAGS!

320 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6480 00:58

( ˃ Д˂) WHY DOES MY FRIEND INSIST ON TAKING A SHIT AT MY PLACE? NOW THERE'S A NASTY TURD AT THE SIDE OF THE BOWL AND I'M TOO AFRAID TO USE IT NOW.

321 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6482 02:58

>>316
Is that what most of them were like? Then I guess it's a good thing that I never got the chance to meet girls who like anime back in school.

322 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6482 03:09

( ˃ Д˂) >>319 WAS TOTALLY FUCKING IGNORED

323 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6482 12:57

( ˃ Д˂) GODDAMN ATTENTION WHORES.

324 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6485 02:19

( ゚ ヮ゚)( ゚ ヮ゚)
>>319>>319
( ˃ Д˂) ( ˃ Д˂)

ATTENTION

325 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6486 16:39

( ゚ Д゚)( ˃ ヮ˂)
>>324 >>324
CONSTERNATION

326 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6487 16:01

( ˃ Д˂) I MADE THE LAST POST LAST NIGHT AND THE FIRST POST THIS MORNING!!!!

( ˃ Д˂) THE OTHER FIVE OF YOU ARE SLACKING OFF GODDAMMIT

327 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6487 17:10

( ˃ Д˂) I SPENT ALL LAST NIGHT REFRESHING THIS PAGE AND NOBODY SAID ANYTHING AND I DIDN'T HAVE SHIT TO SAY

328 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6487 17:18

( ˃ Д˂) I CAN'T FIND THE FOURTH GAME IN THIS SERIES, AND THOUGH I WANT TO CONTINUE PLAYING, I DON'T WANT TO WORK SO HARD ONLY TO BE LEFT HANGING AT THE END OF THE THIRD GAME!

329 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6487 17:53

( ˃ Д˂) >>328 IF YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT LEISURE SUIT LARRY, JUST STOP, THE FOURTH GAME NOT EXISTING IS THE WHOLE JOKE. OTHERWISE, DISREGARD THIS.

330 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6487 19:20

>>329
( ・-・) Who plays Leisure Suit Larry?

331 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6487 20:24

( ˃ Д˂) >>330 FUCK YOU, THAT'S WHO

332 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6487 20:27

( `ハ´) Aiyah, my name is not so dirty in the old country, le.

333 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6535 07:02

( ˃ Д˂) FUCKING RECORD HEAT

334 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6535 13:47

( ˃ Д˂) NOBODY WILL HIRE ME!

335 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6536 00:01

( ˃ Д˂) FUCKERS THINK I YELL TOO MUCH TO BE A SUICIDE HOTLINE COUNSELOR!

336 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6536 15:52

( ˃ Д˂) I'M IMAGINING >>335 YELLING "DO IT FAGGOT" AT PEOPLE WHO CALL THE SUICIDE HOTLINE!

337 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6537 08:02

( ˃ Д˂) I JUST WANT TO BE A HIKIKOMORI AGAIN

338 Name: ∠、( l _ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6541 23:31

( ˃ Д˂) I'm upset by the tardness of this part of the internet: ttp://evoticon.net/

339 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6542 20:58

>>338

> Football (soccer, not American)

( ˃ Д˂) DUDE DUDE DUDE WHAT THE HELL, THEY CALL IT SOCCER IN JAPAN DON'T CLAIM TO BE ALL ABOUT JAPAN AND THEN NOT BE

340 Name: ∠、( l _ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6542 23:15

>>339
( ˃ Д˂) They are all about snatching stylish emoticons from nihonjins without proper understanding of modern popular culture of Japan.

341 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6543 05:07

>>340

( ˃ Д˂) THAT. MAKES. ME. ANGRY!

342 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6544 13:28

( ˃ Д˂) THE MITTENS AREN'T LOADING.

343 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6545 15:39

( ˃ Д˂) I overexerted myself swimming in the ocean! NOW I'M SICK!

344 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6545 16:21

( ˃ Д˂) I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING ANGRY TO YELL ABOUT!

345 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6545 19:05

( ˃ Д˂) NOBODY'S PISSED ME OFF IN DAYS!

346 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6545 21:27

( ˃ Д˂) MY INTERNET CONNECTION IS FUCKING UP AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

347 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6549 20:05

( ˃ Д˂) DEATH IS SOMETHING THAT SHOULD NOT BE TROLLED!

348 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6549 20:43

( ˃ Д˂) MY ASS IS SWEATING!

349 Name: ∠、( l ‿ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6549 23:21

( ˃ Д˂) SA rules quite clearly despise trends and catchphrases! Yet all obvious goons in the outside net are totally revolving around memes! I'm going to spend every dedicated tenbux in bars until they fix it!

350 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6550 17:25

( ˃ Д˂) SUBTERRANEAN ANIMISM IS DIFFICULT! FUCK YOU, CAT!

351 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6552 22:40

( ˃ Д˂) WEAR A PAIR OF PANTS! NOBODY WANTS TO SEE THAT!

352 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6555 07:23

( ˃ Д˂) WHY THE FUCK DO I KEEP OPENING THAT THREAD IT'S GROSS

353 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6564 23:44

┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐ RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

354 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6566 07:35

( ˃ Д˂) SHITTY AA

355 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6566 07:39

( ˃ Д˂) THE FIRST GOOGLE SUGGESTIONS FOR "MUSICALS ARE"!

( ˃ Д˂) FIND THESE PHILISTINES AND PERFORM THEM THE REVERSE LUDOVICO TECHNIQUE ALREADY! AGGGHH

356 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6576 10:13

( ˃ Д˂) Nobody can post on world4ch at the moment.

357 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6577 19:06

( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE WHO THINK FINDING A JOB IS MAGIC!

358 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6577 22:24

( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC!

( ゚ -゚) It's just a kids' cartoon. Why people get angry that other people like it, well, I attribute to people lacking some serious perspective. Oh right.

( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE WHO GET ANGRY OVER NOTHING MAKE ME ANGRY! GRRRRRRR

359 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6578 05:44

( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE WHO DON'T APPRECIATE ANGER

360 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6582 13:43

( ˃ Д˂) THE PACKAGING FOR THESE FUCKING PILLS. FIRST HALF THE BOX IS TAKEN UP WITH AIR SPACE. THEN THREE-QUARTERS OF THE CONTENTS OF THE BOTTLE IS A BIG FUCKING WAD OF COTTON THAT'S HARD TO GET OUT AND CAUSES A RISK OF SPILLING THE PILLS. WHAT STUPID FUCK DESIGNED THIS BULLSHIT?

361 Name: ∠、( l _ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6582 15:47

( ˃ Д˂) Why don't younger people talk to me? I'm not an old fart or anything! What are they, afraid that I'm going to die on them? HA!

362 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6582 16:04

( ˃ Д˂) >>361 DOESN'T SOUND ANGRY ENOUGH! USE CAPS LOCK, YOU PUSSY!

363 Name: MAD!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6583 11:20

>>362, you don't read saged posts in Lame Confessional [LAME], do you? I'll try, though.
∠、( ˃ Д˂ ),、ゝ WHY DON'T THEY TEACH BASICS OF COMPUTER SCIENCE IN EVERY SCHOOL? KIDS CAN'T EVEN WRITE A SINGLE LINE OF A SHITTY CODE. A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO WRITING IT WAS A ROCK BOTTOM for this technical university. They can't do even that. Come on!

364 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6583 15:13

>>363 has never done tech support, I see.

Millions upon millions of recent university graduates (in the US, at least) do not know how to navigate Windows, cannot find the START button, cannot find the power switch, do not know the difference between closing an application and minimizing the window, either in Windows or (for the two businesses and five people out there who still use them) a Mac.

And, as I said, these aren't octogenarians. These are people who graduated from university with degrees in the past few years. You sit them in front of a computer and they stare at it goggle-eyed with spittle dripping from one corner of their slack mouths and they can't even find the button to turn it on. "The computer ate my report." "Did you save it before you closed it?" "I dno, lol"

Windows 3.1 is older than some of these people are, for God's sake. How do you get out of college--out of high school, for that matter--unable to open a browser and key in a URL? I have no explanation. I have even less explanation for why any business should have hired people who are, in the 21st Century, functionally illiterate and unable to operate the most basic office equipment, the simplest office software.

And I'm beyond the all-capital-letters, twenty-exclamation-points level of RAEG here. It has wrapped around upon itself and turned into a strange sort of calm.

365 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6583 19:17

>>364
( ゚ -゚) Holy shit. I'm not angry, I'm horrified.

366 Name: ∠、( l _ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6583 21:45

>>364
Nah, these people are lost in their CAD interface. User-friendliness is a foreign concept for them.
Or they might do this for giggles/out of boredom/etc.

But those kids... Just imagine this place being crowded by museless *tards craving for attention!
Same thing. If they don't want to study basics themselves or attend basic courses somewhere else,
they probably should've chosen a career in arts. ∠、( ˃ Д˂ ),、ゝ BASTARDS.

367 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6586 13:52

ヽ(* ゚Д ゚)ノ Makise Kurisu isn't a real person!

368 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6586 19:11

>>366

> craving for attention!

( ˃ Д˂) HYPOCRITE!

369 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6587 22:08

>>364
It's even worse when you get those types of people while working on an Informatics degree. My class is full of people who cannot comprehend computers, yet try to program them. It doesn't work. It cannot work.

Just today, we had the guy copying & pasting various pieces of unrelated code from the internet and wondering why he was getting class/function not found errors.

After having completed a system administration degree previously, I can safely say that I have moved beyond several layers of rage rollover. About 6 of the 15 people from my initial class there have completed tests showing that they know things, yet cannot use Word properly. This makes me ashamed to have my worthless piece of paper (part of the reason I went on studying).

Even worse, absolutely nobody I've met understands how styling works in Word, let alone how something like TeX works. They don't understand that when you're writing hundreds of pages of text, you will be better off spending 30 minutes on proper formatting & layout before you start.

I've gotten capable of giving people perfectly hefty sarcasm while actually helping them. This makes them look like the idiots they are while at the same time not making them realize how idiotic they are looking to everyone else. I like it. It's a good skill to have.

370 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6588 05:47

>>366

USER FRIENDLY IS A NICE WAY OF SAYING USER STUPID!

UNIX-STYLE COMMAND LINE OR NOTHING

371 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6588 14:07

( ˃ Д˂) SEEING A HOT CHICK WITH SOME FAT SLOPPY DOUCHE BAG WHILE YOU'RE ALONE

372 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6588 19:01

>>366

>museless *tards craving for attention!

el oh el

>>371

u just mad cos im stylin

373 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6589 17:11

>>370

>UNIX-STYLE COMMAND LINE OR NOTHING

( ˃ Д˂) UNIX-STYLE SHELLS SUCK. JAVASCRIPT OR LISP ARE MUCH BETTER AS REPL LANGUAGES!

374 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6589 20:49

>>373

( ˃ Д˂) YOU MENTIONED JAVASCRIPT AND LISP IN THE SAME SENTENCE

( ˃ Д˂) YOU ARE ON MY LIST

375 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6591 23:40

( ˃ Д˂) TURING COMPLETE MAILSERVER CONFIGURATION

376 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6593 17:34

( ˃ Д˂) DISSONANCE AND ABSTRACTION!! YOU CALL THAT SHIT MUSIC????

377 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6593 17:47

∠、( ˃ Д˂ ),、ゝ WHY DO YOU LOT KEEP CALLING "SHEET MUSIC" "SHIT MUSIC"? IT WASN'T BLOODY FUNNY BACK THEN, IT ISN'T FUNNY NOW.

378 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6593 21:04

>>377 is assigned banned status for making me laugh in an angry thread.

379 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6639 21:04

( ˃ Д˂) FUCK YOU FIREWORKS! STOP SCARING MY DOG!

380 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6640 00:06

>>379
( ˃ Д˂) THIS. FOR MITTENS' SAKE, IT'S NOT EVEN THE 5TH YET!

381 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6640 14:17

( ゚ -゚) My mind is absolutely blank and calm today, I have absolutely nothing to be mad about.

( ゚ -゚)

( ˃ Д˂) I HATE HOW I'M ALWAYS SO GODDAMN CALM AND TAKE EVERYTHING IN THE ASS AND DON'T SAY A DAMN THING ABOUT IT, WHY MUST I BE SUCH A BETA FAGGOT?!

382 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6641 03:48

( ˃ Д˂) SO MUCH ENERGY AND NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!

383 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6641 11:03

>>381
( ˃ Д˂) SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP SAYING ``BETA FAGGOT'', YOU DUNGMUNCH ASSHEAP

384 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6641 17:16

( ˃ Д˂) MAYBE IF YOU MADE FOOD THAT WASN'T SO FULL OF FAT, YOU WOULDN'T BE SO DISGUSTING TO LOOK AT AND I'D BE ABLE TO GET RID OF THIS GUT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!

385 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6642 14:21

( ˃ Д˂) HEY, FAGGOT WITH THE ENORMOUS MUSCLES, SHORT SPIKY HAIR AND SELF-CONSCIOUSLY SAGELY BEARD! DON'T ACT LIKE I'M NOT FAMILIAR WITH SQL AND CONTENT MANAGEMENT SYSTEMS JUST BECAUSE I'M LIKE, TWENTY YEARS YOUNGER THAN YOU, FUCKING CONCEITED JERK!

386 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6642 17:31

( ˃ Д˂) FUCK YOU PROZAK YOU MAKE MASTURBATION A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME!

387 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6644 05:13

TOUHOU

388 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6644 05:18

( ˃ Д˂) FIRST I FORGET TO ADD THE KAOMOJI, THEN SQUEEKS TAKES OUT THE DELETE BUTTON! SNIFF MY DICK, DUDES!

389 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6644 11:58

( ˃ Д˂) HEY LEGEND OF MANA THANKS FOR MAKING IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO ARRANGE LANDS IN THE RIGHT WAY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M MISSING AND I WON'T LOOK AT A GUIDE SO THANKS FOR MAKING SURE I'LL RESTART EVERY TIME I HAVE MORE THAN SEVEN HOURS INVESTED

( ˃ Д˂) FUCK THIS I'M GOING TO PLAY DARK CLOUD

( ˃ Д˂) I CAN'T PLAY DARK CLOUD BECAUSE OF MY SHITTY COMPUTER

390 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6644 13:31

( ˃ Д˂) WHY HAS MY LUCK BEEN SO SHIT LATELY?!

391 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6644 15:32

( ˃ Д˂) MAYBE IF YOU GOT OUT OF MY HEAD I'D BE ABLE TO ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING, I'M STARTING TO HATE YOU.

392 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6645 16:50

( ˃ Д˂) FUCK YOU IN THE FACE, PHANTASM
( ˃ Д˂) WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
( ˃ Д˂) YOUR MOTHERFUCKING "GILDED CAGE" DOESN'T EVEN FOLLOW A SET PATH
( ˃ Д˂) FUCKING SHIT FUCKER PIECE OF CUNT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

393 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6645 23:03

( ˃ Д˂) DAMMIT FIREFOX, WHY DON'T THEY CALL YOU ICEFOX INSTEAD OR SOMETHING SINCE YOU FREEZE ALL THE TIME?

394 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6646 14:23

>>386
( ˃ Д˂) OH GOD I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL!

>>393
( ˃ Д˂) GET GNU ICECAT!

395 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6646 16:16

( ˃ Д˂) AAAAREEE YOOOU REAAAADYYYY?

396 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6647 05:42

( ˃ Д˂) WHERE IN THE FUCKING HELL AM I GOING TO FIND DECENT TEAMMATES THAT AREN'T ELITISTS FAGGOTS FULL OF THEIR OWN SHIT AND/OR COMPETENT ENOUGH TO TAKE DOWN A DEVILJHO WITH AN EFFECTIVE WEAPON AND ARMOR?!

397 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6648 00:56

>>396
( ˃ Д˂) YOUR LINK FIELD ISN'T ANGRY ENOUGH

398 Name: John Macramé : 1993-09-6648 08:52

>>397
( ˃ Д˂) I HAVE TO COME UP WITH A POST FOR EVERY DAMN THREAD ON THIS PAGE

399 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6649 09:49

( ˃ Д˂) SILLY IDIOTS DDOS-ING 4CHAN FOR NO REASON AT ALL, GOD DAMN, STOP RUINING MY HIKI LIFE!!!

400 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6650 09:01

( ˃ Д˂) >>399, WHY DON'T YOU WHINE ON EVERY OTHER IMAGE BOARD WITH SOMETHING LIKE, ""DDOSERS, U JELLY MUCH??" PROBABLY THEY WILL READ IT EVENTUALLY.

401 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6650 09:47

>>400
( ˃ Д˂) BECAUSE ANONYMOUS BBS AND IMAGEBOARD CULTURE IS MY LIFE, BUT PEOPLE WON'T UNDERSTAND.

402 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6653 05:12

( ˃ Д˂) Thumbs.db FILES LITTERING THE INTERNET

403 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6653 12:13

( ˃ Д˂) LOSING AT MONOPOLY. YOU KNOW THAT SHIT IS A FRIEND-KILLER

404 Name: ThisOneIs!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6656 08:42

( ˃ Д˂) SKYRIM CRASHES EVERY 5 MINUTES

405 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6657 17:29

( ˃ Д˂) I CAN'T PLAY SKYRIM BECAUSE I AM A NEET AND CANNOT AFFORD A GOOD COMPUTER
( ˃ Д˂) WHY WON'T THE GOVERNMENT OR BILL GATES OR SOMEONE JUST GIVE ME MONEY?

406 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6657 19:23

( ˃ Д˂) I WANT TO GO FOR A JOG BUT MY GODDAMN KNEE IS KILLING ME

407 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6657 21:38

( ˃ Д˂) I WANT TO GO FOR A JOG BUT I AM SUCH A LAZY FUCK.

408 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6657 22:21

( ˃ Д˂) FLOUR ALL OVER YOUR CLOTHES

409 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6658 05:49

( ˃ Д˂) I SHOULD HAVE SAVED UP MY SHORT-LIVED PAYCHECKS FOR A NEW COMPUTER BUT ON THE OTHER HAND I AM NOT ENTIRELY DISSATISFIED WITH THE ELECTRONICS I BOUGHT INSTEAD

410 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6658 11:39

( ˃ Д˂) I WANT TO STUDY BUT MY ANXIENTY IS MAKING ME WONDER WHENEVER SUICIDE IS ACTUALLY PAINLESS.

411 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6658 14:05

( ˃ Д˂) MY FACE IS STUCK LIKE THIS. FUCK.

412 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6659 03:26

( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE KEEP FUCKING SWEARING!

413 Name: Khajiit!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6659 18:04

( ˃ Д˂) AMD has yet to release optimized drivers for Skyrim!

414 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6659 18:16

( ˃ Д˂) >>412 IS A HYPOCRITE!

415 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6659 18:19

( ˃ Д˂) THANKSGIVING VACATION MADE ME LOSE TWO DAYS OF WORK!

416 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6659 20:20

( ˃ Д˂) WHY DO PEOPLE HAVE TO WORK FOR LIVING???

417 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6659 21:00

( ˃ Д˂) NOBODY RESPECTS MY ENTITLEMENT ISSUES!!

418 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6661 20:45

( ˃ Д˂) GET OUT OF MY OCCUPY GIKOPOI TENT! IT'S NOT FOR YOU!!!

419 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6662 01:32

( ˃ Д˂) OCCUPY >>418'S OCCUPY GIKOPOI TENT!

420 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6663 00:54

( ˃ Д˂) MY ANIME TAKES LONGER TO DOWNLOAD THAN TO WATCH!

421 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6716 16:56

( ˃ Д˂) PAPERWORK IS FRUSTRATING!

422 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6716 19:58

( ˃ Д˂) TYPING IN ALL-CAPS IS IRRITATING!

423 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6716 21:09

( ˃ Д˂) ACCIDENTALLY HITTING MY HAND ON THE CEILING LAMP!

424 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6716 21:25

( ˃ Д˂) EVERYONE IS SO FUCKING LOUD IN THIS LIBRARY COMPUTER LAB! THERE'S EVEN A BABY SCREAMING! AREN'T LIBRARIES SUPPOSED TO BE FUCKING QUIET? I BEGIN MY WEEKEND WITH A HEADACHE

425 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6717 19:23

( ˃ Д˂) I BOUGHT A $300 VIDEO CARD THAT DOESN'T FIT IN THE CASE!

426 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6717 21:40

( ˃ Д˂) I CAN'T AFFORD A $300 VIDEO CARD BECAUSE THE GOVERNMENT WON'T GIVE ME MONEY!

427 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6718 00:59

( ˃ Д˂) I CAN'T CLOSE THE PACKAGE TRACKER!!

428 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6718 09:44

( ˃ Д˂) CHURCH BELLS ARE TOO FUCKING LOUD! SOME OF US WERE DRINKING HEAVILY LAST NIGHT FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!

429 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6718 16:20

( ˃ Д˂) WINTER IS COLD AND UNPLEASANT!

430 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6718 17:24

( ˃ Д˂) BEING A NEET FOREVER IS NOT A VIABLE OPTION IN WESTERN SOCIETY!

431 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6718 20:07

( ˃ Д˂) THE WORLD WIDE WEB SEPARATED NEETS AND CONFINED THEM TO THEIR ROOMS. OTHERWISE, WE COULD LIVE ALTOGETHER AS A SMALL COMMUNITY OF DQN AND CALL OURSELVES "HIPPIES". OR WE COULD FOLLOW JUCHE IDEA TO BECOME ABSOLUTELY SELF-SUFFICIENT AND WORSHIP NORTH COREA PROPERLY. WHY DO WE HAVE TO SUFFER FROM ANXIETY AND DEPRESSION OF MODERN LIFE!

432 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6719 00:19

( ˃ Д˂) AGREEING WITH ESPEON'S SENTIMENTS!

433 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6719 16:38

( ˃ Д˂) THE CS MAJORS AT THIS UNIVERSITY ARE FUCKING REPULSIVE!

434 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6753 14:49

( ˃ Д˂) MOST SEGA MEGADRIVE GAMES MADE THE YAMAHA OPN2 SOUND TERRIBLE WHILE IT'S ONE OF THE BEST CHIPS OF ITS TIME!

435 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6753 14:55

( ˃ Д˂) FUCK OFF NAUSEA, NOBODY LIKES YOU!

436 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6754 00:31

( ˃ Д˂) TORTICOLLIS IS A BITCH!

437 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6754 18:25

( ˃ Д˂) CURRICULUM DESIGNERS PISS ME OFF!

438 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6756 13:09

( ˃ Д˂) SHUT UP, PERSON NEXT TO ME! YOU AREN'T THAT FUNNY!

439 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6756 18:39

>>434 ( ˃ Д˂) IT'S SUCH BULLSHIT THAT THE SEGA MARK III GOT AN EXTRA SOUND CHIP AND THE SEGA MASTER SYSTEM DIDN'T!

440 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6764 17:10

( ˃ Д˂) LEAVE MY SHEEP ALONE YOU BASTARD!

441 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6764 18:43

( ˃ Д˂) I DISLIKE THE WELSH!

442 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6764 18:52

( ゚ -゚) >>441 What's wrong with Welsh people?

443 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6764 21:38

( ˃ Д˂) IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO PRONOUNCE ANYTHING WELSH

444 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6765 04:22

( ゚ -゚) >>443 Only if you're a retard. Retard.

445 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6765 05:13

( ˃ Д˂) I PRONOUNCE >>443 AND >>444 WELSH! YOU ARE NOW WELSH!

446 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6765 05:26

( ˃ Д˂) <ESPEON IS A SHITTY POKEMON

447 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6765 05:41

( ˃ Д˂) >>446 IS TRYING TO GET OFF SCOT-FREE!

448 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6771 15:23

( ˃ Д˂) RELAX GOD DAMN YOU!
( ˃ Д˂) I SAID RELAX YOU INSOLENT PIECE OF SHIT!

449 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6771 16:16

( ˃ Д˂) TURN YOUR GODDAMN PHONES OFF! WE ARE IN A LIBRARY!

450 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6771 18:38

( ˃ Д˂) WHY CAN'T I TAKE IT EASY?!

451 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6771 18:51

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452 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6771 19:09

>>451
Is it just my browser, or does that look bad?

453 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6771 20:00

>>452
( ˃ Д˂) THAT WAS BASICALLY THE POINT OF THAT MEME!
( ・-・) Though it does seem to have (new) spacing issues.

454 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6775 13:51

( ˃ Д˂) SHUT UP ABOUT DUBSTEP! EDM IS MORE THAN THAT!

455 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6775 19:13

( ˃ Д˂) FUCKING SOCIABLE PEOPLE! GO AWAY!

456 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6775 22:44

( ˃ Д˂) NOBODY BELIEVES YOU'RE STALIN, MICHAEL CAINE, GIVE IT UP ALREADY!

457 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6775 23:05

( ˃ Д˂) TOO MANY BIG DECISIONS TO MAKE!

458 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6776 09:03

( ˃ Д˂) WHY IS EVERYONE POSTING WITH NAMES/TRIPCODES SUDDENLY!

459 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6776 09:19

( ˃ Д˂) WHY IS ALSA SO BADLY DOCUMENTED!?

460 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6776 12:31

( ˃ Д˂) WHY DOES TRAY HAVE A CLEANING OBSESSION‽

461 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6776 15:47

( ˃ Д˂) WHY IS ALSA SO BAD?

462 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6777 13:23

( ˃ Д˂) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

463 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6777 13:30

( ˃ Д˂) WHY IS PULSEAUDIO SHITTY AS WELL

464 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6777 13:56

>>460
Ey wants to get rid of all African and Asian threads.

465 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6777 13:58

( ˃ Д˂) CAPTCHAS SUCK! BACK IN MY DAY ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS MASH THE KEYBOARD AND HIT ENTER!

466 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6777 17:07

>>460,464
( ˃ Д˂) WHY DOES NOBODY OUTSIDE OF DQN USE INTERROBANGS OR SPIVAK PRONOUNS‽

467 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6777 18:06

>>465 ( ˃ Д˂) WHY DO PEOPLE SPEAK OF "MASHING" A KEYBOARD OR A BUTTON‽ ARE YOU GRINDING IT TO A PASTE IN YOUR UNCONTROLLABLE RAGE‽

468 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6777 18:41

( ˃ Д˂) WHY ARE YOU ALL COMPLAINING INSTEAD OF RAGING!!

469 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6777 20:02

( ˃ Д˂) BEING ACCUSED OF COMPLAINING WHEN I AM IN FACT ENRAGED BY IMPROPER USE OF VOCABUALRY! I AM ENRAGED TO THE POINT OF INCOHERENCE, WHARRRGARBL

470 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6778 02:50

( ˃ Д˂) WHEN YOUR EX WON'T SHUT HER STUPID FUCKING FACE AFTER YOU'VE MADE IT CLEAR AS GODDAMN POSSIBLE THAT THERE IS NOTHING MORE REASONABLE IN THE UNIVERSE THAN FOR HER TO SHUT HER STUPID FUCKING FACE

471 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6778 02:58

( ˃ Д˂) POLITICAL CORRECTNESS HAS GOTTEN TO THE POINT WHERE WE HAVE TO INVENT THINGS LIKE GENDER-NEUTRAL PRONOUNS! WHY CAN'T WE GO BACK TO SIMPLY NOT CARING? THAT WAS BETTER!

472 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6778 05:43

( ˃ Д˂) YOUR FUCKING BEST FRIEND ALWAYS TRYING TO FUCK DOUCHEBAG CHAUVINISTIC PRICKHEADS! FUCK!

473 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6779 18:28

( ˃ Д˂) GEMA ARE A BUNCH OF GREEDY ASSWIPES WHO WOULD HATE NOTHING MORE THAN AN INDEPENDENT MUSICIAN SUCCEEDING THANKS TO FREE DOWNLOADS GENERATING BUZZ! AND THE FUCKING NEWS MEDIA ARE EATING UP ALL OF THEIR BULLSHIT WITH A SILVER SPOON! WHARGHARBL!!!!!

474 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6779 18:39

( ˃ Д˂) WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL!

475 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6779 18:42

( ˃ Д˂) I FEEL ENTITLED TO THINGS I CAN'T HAVE!

476 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6779 23:02

∠、( ˃ Д˂ ),、ゝ I don't have enough time to keep my body and mind DQN way!!

477 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6780 18:27

( ˃ Д˂) ESPEON WON'T STOP POSTING HIS VAIN SELF-SERVING SHTICK!

478 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6780 21:35

( ˃ Д˂) I DON'T USE MY SCENTED CANDLES ENOUGH!

479 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6780 22:11

∠、( ˃ Д˂ ),、ゝ A big dumb guy can't understand that it's "espeon-serving" instead of "self-serving" because I'm obsessed with espeons and cute, pink and feline things in general!

480 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6780 23:22

( ˃ Д˂) NOT BEING ABLE TO SAY NO MY FRIEND KINDLY BRINGING ME LOADS OF FREE KFC EVEN THOUGH I'M ON A DIET

481 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6780 23:25

( ˃ Д˂) MISSING OUT WORDS!

482 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6780 23:30

( ˃ Д˂) ANYONE HAVING REALLY BEEN FAR EVEN AS DECIDED TO USE EVEN GO WANT TO DO LOOK MORE LIKE!

483 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6781 21:23

( ˃ Д˂) PREDICTABLE TV SHOW PLOT DEVELOPMENTS!

484 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6782 20:00

( ˃ Д˂) CHANGE!

485 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6783 12:48

( ˃ Д˂) SOMEONE I KNOW CALLING THE HUNGER GAMES THE NEW TWILIGHT!

486 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6783 16:12

( ˃ Д˂) THIS CLASSROOM DESK IS WAY TOO HIGH! AVERAGE HEIGHT IS NOT 6'4" YOU NON-ADJUSTABLE DESK DESIGNERS AND PURCHASERS!

487 Name: ( ˃ Д˂) : 1993-09-6783 16:57

( ˃ Д˂) WHETHER I HAVE TO DIAL A ONE OR NOT BEFORE THE PHONE NUMBER PROPER APPEARS TO BE DECIDED COMPLETELY AT RANDOM!

488 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6784 18:05

( ˃ Д˂) THE HUNGER GAMES FUCKING SUCKS AND YOU KNOW IT ANDREW!

489 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6785 23:52

( ˃ Д˂) WE GET IT THE ENDING BLEW CHUNKS NOW STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT IT UNLESS YOU HAVE SOMETHING CONSTRUCTIVE TO SAY YOU ENTITLED FUCKS IT'S AN EA GAME YOU KNEW IT WAS COMING

( ˃ Д˂) I MEAN FUCK THE STAR WARS PREQUELS SERIOUSLY BUT AT LEAST IN MY DAY WE DIDN'T TURN INTO FUCKING CRYBABIES OVER THE PHANTOM GODDAMN MENACE

490 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6787 10:49

∠、( ˃ Д˂ ),、ゝ RAAAAGH!
I can't believe I missed a timeframe for a placeholder post by mere two minutes...

491 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6787 13:24

( ˃ Д˂) THE PHANTOM MENACE RUINED MY 90s!

492 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6787 14:15

( ˃ Д˂) NUMEROLOGISTS

493 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6787 15:05

( ˃ Д˂) STARSHIP TROOPERS MADE ME SO ANGRY I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO GO TO A FILM SINCE!

494 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6787 18:21

( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE WHO THINK IN "EAFP"!

495 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6789 20:44

( ˃ Д˂) YOU HIT MY FUCKING CAR YOU FUCKING DUMBASS PIECE OF SHIT!

496 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6789 23:12

( ˃ Д˂) SHITTY INTERNET SPEED!

497 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6789 23:35

( ˃ Д˂) NOT BEING ABLE TO FIND A WAY TO CONTACT AN ARTIST ON PIXIV JUST TO TELL HIM I LIKE HIS WORK!

498 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6789 23:41

( ˃ Д˂) GAMMA-INCORRECT SCALING AND BLENDING HAVE BECOME /DE FACTO/ STANDARDS!

499 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6790 02:13

( ˃ Д˂) JAVASCRIPT!

500 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6790 02:49

>>499
( ˃ Д˂) SITES THAT REQUIRE JAVASCRIPT NOT JUST THROUGH THEIR OWN SITE BUT FROM GOOGLE TOO

501 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6790 04:07

( ˃ Д˂) SITES THAT REQUIRE JAVASCRIPT TO PULL IN CONTENT! REAL-TIME SCRIPTS SHOULD ENHANCE A SITE, NOT BE ESSENTIAL FOR SIMPLY READING IT.
( ˃ Д˂) WE HAVE A WAY OF WAY OF SENDING YOUR BLOG ARTICLES TO SOMEONE'S COMPUTER, AND IT'S CALLED HTTP/HTML.

502 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6790 17:01

( ˃ Д˂) MY OLD COMPUTER DIED AND I HAD TO BUY A NEW ONE!

503 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6790 21:07

( ˃ Д˂) THE IMPERATIVE STATEMENT "GET OVER IT" IS UTTERLY FUCKING USELESS BECAUSE IT WILL ONLY ACCOMPLISH THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF THE OSTENSIBLY DESIRED RESULT!

( ˃ Д˂) IN OTHER WORDS, YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH UNTIL YOU FIND A WAY TO SAY IT POLITELY YOU COCKSUCKER!

504 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6790 21:10

>>503
( ˃ Д˂) SEE ALSO: "MAN UP"
( ˃ Д˂) WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT EVEN SUPPOSED TO MEAN

505 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6790 22:05

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            ./ / | IT MEANS THAT YOU MUST
           / /  \          / ̄ ̄ ̄
           / /     ̄|/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| TRY TO BE MORE MASCULINE AND STOIC, >>504
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       /  /               /    /   \\
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506 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6791 13:57

( ˃ Д˂) EVERYTHING IS AIMED AT TEENAGERS OR YOUNG ADULTS!
( ゚ -゚) Well, technically I am a young adult...
( ˃ Д˂) BUT IT SEEMS PATRONIZING AND I'LL FEEL OLD IN A COUPLE OF YEARS!

507 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6791 22:58

( ˃ Д˂) USELESS POS MACINTOSH GOING INTO KERNEL PANIC EVERY TIME I DO SOMETHING REMOTELY TABOO WITH A USER CONFIG FILE
( ゚ -゚) which I really shouldn't even have to be doing as apps should not just randomly fail right after an installation. What was the saying again? "It just... hurts"?
( ˃ Д˂) AND THEN SPENDING HOURS ON USELESS ANTI-INTELLECTUAL MAC FORUMS WHERE EVERY POST IS AN EXTREMELY PATRONIZING "FLATTEN AND REINSTALL" IN RESPONSE TO ALMOST EVERY SINGLE LITTLE TECHNICAL PROBLEM

508 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6794 19:48

( ˃ Д˂) I'M NOT A KID ANY MORE!

509 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6794 19:51

( ˃ Д˂) HEY DUMBFUCK DOING THE 90dB SNEEZES IN MY EAR DURING MIDTERMS IN A CROWDED ROOM WITH NO ESCAPE

( ˃ Д˂) YOU ARE SO FUCKING LUCKY MURDER IS AGAINST THE LAW

510 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6794 19:57

( ˃ Д˂) TRYING TO TEACH MYSELF HOW TO KNIT AND MAKING A GIANT TANGLED ABORTION OF THE YARN BEFORE I GET A GET TO EVEN BEGIN LEARNING!

511 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6794 21:19

( ˃ Д˂) STUPID TYPOS!

512 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6795 00:05

( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE WHO POINT OUT THEIR TYPOS!

513 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6795 05:36

( ˃ Д˂) MY HEAD IS FUCKING KILLING ME!

514 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6795 19:30

( ˃ Д˂) NOT KNOWING MY FRIENDS BIRTHDAYS ARE TODAY!

515 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6795 21:25

( ˃ Д˂) REALIZING YOUR FRIEND'S BIRTHDAY WAS YESTERDAY, NOT TODAY.

516 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6796 01:33

( ˃ Д˂) THE DOLL'S TRYING TO KILL ME AND THE TOASTER'S BEEN LAUGHING AT ME

517 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6797 10:40

( ˃ Д˂) NO INTERNET FOR THREE DAYS!

518 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6799 17:23

( ˃ Д˂) MY FEET HURT!

519 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6799 17:28

( ˃ Д˂) MY HEAD HURTS! AND WHILE I CAN NEVER BE CERTAIN; I STRONGLY SUSPECT IT HURTS MORE THAN >>518'S FEET!

520 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6799 18:00

( ˃ Д˂) >>519 IS PROBABLY RIGHT BUT HE MISUSED A SEMICOLON
( ˃ Д˂) I SUPPOSE I SHALL LET HIM OFF BECAUSE HE HAS A HEADACHE

521 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6799 19:41

( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE WHO ARGUE ABOUT SEMICOLONS!
( ˃ Д˂) >>519'S USAGE CONTAINED TWO FINITE CLAUSES WHICH COULD STAND AS SENTENCES IN THEIR OWN RIGHT, AND HE WAS USING A SEMICOLON TO ILLUSTRATE A LINK BETWEEN THEM!

( ˃ Д˂) BECOMING WHAT I HATE!

522 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6800 14:54

( ˃ Д˂) DIFFERENTIATION IS NOT THAT HARD, GOD DAMN IT!

523 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6800 15:21

( ˃ Д˂) MY SINK IS BROKEN.

524 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6801 00:17

( ˃ Д˂) >>521, "AND WHILE I CAN NEVER BE CERTAIN" CANNOT STAND AS A SENTENCE IN ITS OWN RIGHT, WHICH IS WHY IT IS A MISUSE OF A SEMICOLON; THOUGH IF YOU HAVE A HEADACHE AS WELL,

( ゚ -゚) well... that's okay, I guess.

525 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6806 20:09

( ˃ Д˂) I KEEP ACCIDENTALLY KILLING THREADS!

526 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6807 00:08

( ˃ Д˂) I'M GOING TO DIE!

527 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6807 15:02

( ˃ Д˂) MY SUBCONSCIOUS HATES ME

528 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6816 22:27

( ˃ Д˂) MP3 FILENAMES THAT DON'T BEGIN WITH THE TRACK NUMBER!

529 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6816 23:37

( ˃ Д˂) mp3 filenames in this format: Track - Artist! "Shit by Arse" MY ASS!!

530 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6817 00:09

( ˃ Д˂) MY PARENTS HAVEN'T PAID TO TUNE OR OTHERWISE MAINTAIN THEIR PIANO FOR TEN FUCKING YEARS

531 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6817 10:20

( ˃ Д˂) MATHS IS TERRIBLE!

532 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6817 12:07

( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE HATING ON MATHS!

533 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6817 20:42

( ˃ Д˂) CAT PLANET IS TOO DIFFICULT FOR ME!

534 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6817 20:46

( ˃ Д˂) I KEEP DYING IN THE LAVA ON CAT PLANET!

535 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6818 00:27

( ˃ Д˂) WHY NEKOMIMI ON A YOUNG HANDSOME MAN ISN'T SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE??

536 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6818 19:54

( ˃ Д˂) I SHOULD HAVE ORDERED THE OTHER SKIRT!

537 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6819 15:44

( ˃ Д˂) I'M GETTING OLD!

538 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6819 17:53

( ˃ Д˂) I'M GETTING FAT!

539 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6819 18:06

( ˃ Д˂) GM of [FUN] World Domination Game [EVIL] is biased! What a jerk! He also knows nothing about infrastructure of an actual, real world, Russia and is to lazy to research. I mean, bombing Ulan Bator and Astana is like farting into a silencer. What a dumb choice! Vladivostok on the other hand is an important port town. Also Moscow and St. Petersburg have a heavy anti-air and anti-missile defense and successfully nuking them is virtually impossible. And considering the fact that the rest of Russia is doing its best to move to these cities, the damage of a described attack would be MINIMAL. DO YOU RESEARCH FIRST, YOU GM JERK, OR AT LEAST CONSULT OTHER PEOPLE!! THIS GAME IS UNREALISTIC AND ISN'T FUNNY AT ALL!

540 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6819 18:28

( ˃ Д˂) THAT POKEMON ASSHOLE IS BACK!

541 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6819 18:35

>>539
First of all, I will freely admit that I am indeed biased. It is absolutely impossible to make these things "fair" so I'm not going to pretend that the game is or ever was.

Madagascartown asked for even distribution, so I thought it best to bomb countries other than Russia as well. I chose the Russian cities based on this list and every other city was the capital of a large country you own. I don't know shit about the relative importance of Russian cities or Moscow's anti-air defences; why would I?

Also, as I mentioned in a previous post, most outcomes are based on dice rolls or coin flips. In this case, I rolled a die, with the greater the number the more successful the attack. It rolled a five.

Look, you still have ten nukes, an entire army and, most importantly, a very powerful ally. Nonetheless, I'll concede that you know a lot more about this topic than I do so if it'll stop you throwing a tantrum then I'll go back and change it so that Moscow and St Petersberg are not bombed. How does that sound?

542 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6819 19:17

>>539
chuckles

543 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6819 20:33

I'M HIDEOUS!

544 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6819 21:54

>>541

>why would you

( ˃ Д˂) WHY WOULD YOU? Are you as ignorant as everyone?! It's a general knowledge; it's something that puts GM above the players. Good GM basks in their insignificance and their dependence on you while knowing that it's actually true.

( ˃ Д˂) AND DONT YOU DARE TO CHANGE WHAT HAS BEEN DONE! I AM NOT IN THAT GAME, I'M NOT FOLLOWING IT AND I GOT ALL WORKED UP JUST FOR GIGGLES, IS IT SO HARD TO GET?!

545 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6820 00:40

( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE ATTACKING ESPEONLAND!
( ˃ Д˂) WHAT DID ESPEON EVER DO TO YOU LITTLE PRICKS?!
( ˃ Д˂) I WANT TO SEE BLOOD!!! BLOOD WILL RAIN!
( ˃ Д˂) *drinks another bottle of vodka*
( ˃ Д˂) GREY, YOU BETTER NOT BETRAY ME!!!!!

546 Name: Sir "Uh Oh"!!PqOyN3hR : 1993-09-6820 00:42

(Also, for a note: I am not Espeon. You don't have to undo nukes or anything because my darling is a bit upset. Thanks for the great job you're doing for the game.)

547 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6820 04:31

( ˃ Д˂) ESPEON DERAILING THE GOD DAMN THREAD

548 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6820 17:29

( ˃ Д˂) People derailing the thread and blaming it on me!
( ˃ Д˂) People not thinking before posting!!

549 Name: 548!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6820 17:30

( ˃ Д˂) Forgetting to post with my own goddamn tripcode!

550 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6820 18:13

( ˃ Д˂) I WANT TACOS

551 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6820 19:52

( ˃ Д˂) I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO CROSSDRESS CONVINCINGLY!

552 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6820 21:15

( ˃ Д˂) Not seeing my love all summer!

553 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6820 22:16

( ˃ Д˂) I FINALLY GOT OVER GETTING DUMPED BY A GUY, WITHOUT STARTING TO HATE HIM, ONLY TO REALIZE HOW MUCH I LIKE HIM AFTER ALL.

( ˃ Д˂) I EVEN FELT SOME BUTTERFLIES WHILE THINKING ABOUT HIM. WHAT THE HELL, BRAIN?

554 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6821 00:34

( ˃ Д˂) I CAN'T STOP RIPPING MY HAIR OUT!

555 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6821 07:58

( ˃ Д˂) I BET SHE ISN'T EVEN HERE TODAY!

556 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6821 21:40

( ˃ Д˂) I FORGOT MY PGP KEY PASSWORD

557 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6821 22:01

( ˃ Д˂) I CANNOT BEAR THE SOUND OF MY OWN VOICE!

558 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6822 03:01

( ˃ Д˂) I'M JUST A DUMB NEWBIE!

559 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6822 09:55

( ˃ Д˂) I WISH I KNEW MY GRADES BECAUSE I WILL FEEL SICK UNTIL I KNOW THEM

560 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6822 14:51

( ˃ Д˂) EVERYTHING TAKES EFFORT!

561 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6823 20:06

( ˃ Д˂) I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD BE DOING SOMETHING ELSE BUT I'M NOT SURE WHAT!

562 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6825 13:46

( ˃ Д˂) I CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK IS CAUSING THESE RANDOM AUDIO DROPOUTS ON MY COMPUTER AND I'M SUPPOSED TO PLAY LIVE NEXT WEEK

563 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6825 14:36

( ˃ Д˂) >>562 WINDOWS 7'S DEFAULT SETTING OF REDUCING AUDIO VOLUME WHEN IT DETECTS SOME KIND OF "COMMUNICATION" IS SO ANNOYING!

564 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6825 17:11

( ˃ Д˂) THAT FUCKING NIGGER THREAD KEEPS GETTING BUMPED BY ONE OR TWO ASSHOLES WHO CANNOT TAKE A HINT!

566 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6825 18:45

( ˃ Д˂) KAOMOJI IN WINDOWS LOOK STUPID COMPARED TO HOW I'M USED TO SEEING THEM WITH MONA!

567 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6826 00:14

( ˃ Д˂) I have to work to get money because I feel guilty leeching off my parents!

568 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6826 08:21

( ˃ Д˂) UBUNTU

569 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6826 08:37

( ˃ Д˂) ITUNES

570 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6826 09:08

( ˃ Д˂) YOU

571 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6826 09:33

( ˃ Д˂) FOOT CRAMPS! FOOT CRAMPS! ARGHHHGHG

572 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6826 16:54

( ˃ Д˂) POETRY IS TOO PRETENTIOUS AND COMPLETELY OBFUSCATES ANY POINT IT TRIES TO MAKE!

573 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6826 19:48

( ˃ Д˂) COMING FROM A LOW-CONTEXT CULTURE MAKES ME LOOK LIKE AN ASS MOST OF THE TIME WHEN VISITING A HIGH-CONTEXT CULTURE!

574 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6826 20:51

( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE WHO FEEL THAT POETRY IS PRETENTIOUS!!

575 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6826 21:03

( ˃ Д˂) YOU IDIOTS RUINED IT! YOU RUIN EVERYTHING! YOU PEOPLE FOLLOW ME ALL OVER THE INTERNET AND RUIN WHEREVER IT IS I'M GOING! LET ME SETTLE IN PEACE!

576 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6826 21:56

( ˃ Д˂) WHY CAN'T YOU STUPID FUCKS DO THINGS IN A PROPER AND OBJECTIVE FASHION THAT WOULD WORK IN THE MOST OPTIMAL WAY? YOU STUPID SHITS ALWAYS CHOOSE THE STUPIDEST CHOICES AND END UP FUCKING EVERYTHING UP BECAUSE YOU CAN'T ACCEPT THAT YOU'RE WRONG AND ALL OF THE DECISIONS YOU MAKE ON YOUR OWN ARE RETARDED BECAUSE YOU'RE SHIT IN EVERY SINGLE FUCKING WAY!

577 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6826 21:59

( ˃ Д˂) GET THOSE FUCKING ONIONS AWAY FROM ME! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT! YOU KNOW I HATE ONIONS AND YET YOU PUT IT IN EVERY SINGLE BIT OF SHITTY POORLY MADE FOOD THAT YOU MAKE!

578 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6827 05:58

( ˃ Д˂) THE BRICKS DON'T ALTERNATE PROPERLY!

579 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6827 07:55

( ˃ Д˂) I HAVE TO POOP AND I HATE POOPING

580 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6827 08:47

( ˃ Д˂) i made a bet with my friend that she wouldn't consume chocolate for two weeks if i didn't use caps lock during the same. there are so many things i can't yell about now!!!!
damn

581 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6827 10:47

( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE NOT REALIZING THE POWER OF SHIFT KEY‼ THEY DON'T HAVE TO HOLD IT, THEY HAVE TO MERELY PRESS IT TO CAPITALIZE SOME LETTERS‼

582 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6827 13:48

( ˃ Д˂) GHERKINS!

583 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6827 16:49

( ˃ Д˂) PROTOSS SCOUTS ARE TOO EXPENSIVE!

584 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6827 18:38

( ˃ Д˂) I STILL GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

585 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6827 20:24

>>580
( ˃ Д˂) THERE'S A FUCKING SHIFT KEY FOR THAT

586 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6827 21:01

>>581,585
( ˃ Д˂) 'caps lock' is shorthand for using all caps in general, dipshits.

587 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6827 22:18

( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE LIKE >>586 ARBITRARILY REDEFINE COMMON ENGLISH PHRASES BECAUSE THEY CAN'T ADMIT TO THEIR FUCK-UPS!!

588 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6827 22:52

>>587
( ˃ Д˂) people who are afraid of contextual fluidity because they're too short-sighted to deviate slightly from silly paths of things learned by rote.

589 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6827 23:29

( ˃ Д˂) USING A SHODDY COLEMAK INSTALLATION REGISTER HACK AND LOSING THE CAPSLOCK KEY.

( ˃ Д˂) I KNOW HAVE 2 BACKSPACE KEYS.

590 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6827 23:30

( ˃ Д˂) BLAH BLAH BLAH TYPO BLAH BLAH

591 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6828 00:24

( ˃ Д˂) MY BALLS HANG FREELY THROUGH A HOLE IN THE BOTTOM OF MY BOXERS

( ゚ -゚) Actually I don't really mind, it's quite airy.

592 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6828 20:10

( ˃ Д˂) DON'T SEXUALISE MY TOUHOUS!

593 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6828 20:39

>>589
Err, contemporary windows OS lets anyone to create their own keyboard layouts.

However if you're going to use an usual layout stick to more widely available Dvorak or ttp://mkweb.bcgsc.ca/carpalx/?full_optimization this one. If I've heard about the latter one before I started learning Dvorak, I would learn it instead, because I'm such a hipster. Also, Dvorak has v next to w so you always risk closing a browser tab while pasting (Mac OS has Dvorak+QWERTY mode to get around this), on the other hand, aoeui feels totally rad!

594 Name: 593 : 1993-09-6828 21:04

( ˃ Д˂) FUCK DEFAULT SHORTCUTS NOT CHANGING WITH DVORAK.

595 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6828 22:39

( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE USING WINDOWS AND THEN COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW MUCH IT SUCKS

596 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6828 22:57

>>593-4
( ˃ Д˂) YEAH BUT Q AND W ARE NEXT TO EACH OTHER SO YOU RISK QUITTING WHEN YOU MEANT TO CLOSE A TAB AGGGGGHHHH

597 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6828 23:09

>>596 no, it doesn't work this way.

598 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6829 09:20

>>597
( ˃ Д˂) SPEAK FOR YOURSELF.

( ˃ Д˂) ACTUALLY, DON'T UNLESS YOU'RE GOING TO FOLLOW THREAD CONVENTION

599 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6829 10:03

( ˃ Д˂) ALL THE GOOD NAMES ARE TAKEN

600 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6829 13:28

( ˃ Д˂) SUCK MY COCK ANONYMOUS JONES

601 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6829 18:08

( ˃ Д˂) I HAVE NOTHING TO POST IN THIS THREAD BECAUSE IT'S ACTUALLY A REALLY NICE DAY!
( ˃ Д˂) FUCK I'M STAYING INSIDE WHEN I COULD BE OUTSIDE ON SUCH A NICE DAY!
( ˃ Д˂) I HAVE NO ONE TO SPEND THIS NICE WEATHER WITH!

602 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6829 19:54

( ˃ Д˂) WHITES PRETENDING TO BE NIGGERS WHENEVER TO MOCK THEM OR NOT

603 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 19:46

( ˃ Д˂) BIRD OUTSIDE MY WINDOW: STFU

604 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 20:13

Hey guys, came here from /jp/ (http://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/9011150/)

What's this board about? Does [b][i][o][u]BBCODE[/b][/i][/o][/u] work here?

605 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 20:55

( ˃ Д˂) SOMEONE MAKE ALL THESE FUCKING NOOBS GET OUT AND GIVE THEM AN IP BAN AS PARTING GIFT!

606 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 20:59

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607 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 21:00

( ˃ Д˂) SOMEONE USED UP ALL THE EMERGENCY MITTENS!

( ˃ Д˂) THIS IS NOW A MITTENS EMERGENCY!

608 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 21:04

( ˃ Д˂) THE EMERGENCY MITTENS ARE A TRAP
( ˃ Д˂) IT'S HOSTED ON SHII'S SITE SO HE CAN TRACK US

609 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 21:06

lol wtf is this place o,0???

610 Name: emoconmaster : 1993-09-6831 21:14

u guys sucks :/

611 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 21:18

( ˃ Д˂) I FORGOT MY SSI CARD AND CANNOT FILL OUT THIS JOB APPLICATION.

612 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6832 00:23

( ˃ Д˂) CURMUDGEONS

613 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6832 02:19

( ˃ Д˂) DIABLO 3 ISN'T OUT YET

614 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6832 19:59

( ˃ Д˂) FUCKING PROTOSS ARBITERS AND THEIR STASIS FIELD ABILITY!

615 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6833 04:57

( ˃ Д˂) SHE KEEPS AVOIDING ME

616 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6833 07:36

( ˃ Д˂) HE KEEPS AVOIDING ME!

617 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6833 14:15

( ˃ Д˂) I KEEP AVOIDING EVERYONE!

618 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6833 14:36

( ˃ Д˂) I CAN'T AVOID ANYONE!

619 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6833 18:18

( ˃ Д˂) I'M HUNGRY!

620 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6833 22:16

( ˃ Д˂)

621 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6833 23:04

( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE LOVE FEEDING TROLLS!

622 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6833 23:15

( ˃ Д˂) THERE'S A CUTE GIRL WHO A KEEP CATCHING LOOKING AT ME BUT SHE DOES NOT REALIZE HOW MUCH OLDER I AM THAN HER BECAUSE I STILL LOOK SIXTEEN AT 21!

623 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6834 16:25

( ˃ Д˂) FOR SOME REASON SOCIETY LEADS DOUBLE STANDARDS ABOUT AGE DIFFERENCES IN RELATIONSHIPS.
( ˃ Д˂) BEING ATTRACTED TO 15-YEAR-OLDS IS FINE, EVEN IF YOU'RE TWICE THEIR AGE.
( ˃ Д˂) LEARN WHAT "PEDOPHILE" MEANS, MORONS!

624 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6834 18:23

>>623 Are you saying there IS a problem with being attracted to 15-year-olds?

625 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6834 20:26

>>624
No. I am saying it's natural, and even with modern societal standards no man would think twice about sleeping with a 15-year-old if they could get away with it. There's a reason so many porn websites advertise they're "BARELY LEGAL!!!" and so on. A short while after starting puberty, women become sexually attractive, so that men want to have sex with them and the human race can continue. This doesn't go away. It's not as though you only find 16-and-above attractive as a teenager, then it jumps up to 18-and-above in your twenties. If I'm understanding>>622-san correctly, he should go for it. The age gap doesn't matter in his situation (I'm assuming in good faith she's not some sort of 10-year-old who takes a fancy to 16-year-olds). People are dumb.

( ˃ Д˂) BEING MISUNDERSTOOD!

626 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6834 21:57

( ˃ Д˂) WHY DOES IT SEEM LIKE THE PEOPLE IN POWER IN JAPAN HAVE A MORE REALISTIC WAY OF THINKING THAN THE PEOPLE OF POWER IN THE USA?!
( ˃ Д˂) WHY IS IT THAT WHITE WOMEN AGE DIFFERENTLY THAN ASIAN WOMEN?!

627 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6835 00:26

( ˃ Д˂) REST ASSURED (OR DON'T), THE PEOPLE IN POWER IN JAPAN DO NOT HAVE A MORE REALISTIC WAY OF THINKING THAN THE PEOPLE IN POWER IN THE U.S.A.; ONE NEEDS ONLY LOOK AT HOW THEY HANDLED TEPCO PRIOR TO THE TŌHOKU EARTHQUAKE TO SEE THAT.
( ˃ Д˂) WHITE WOMEN AGE DIFFERENTLY FROM ASIAN WOMEN IN ONLY SUPERFICIAL WAYS.
( ˃ Д˂) YOUR GRAMMAR NEEDS WORK.

628 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6835 01:34

( ˃ Д˂) WE'RE NOT APES ANYMORE, >>625. THERE ARE MORE FACTORS IN PLAY THAN MERELY PHYSICAL APPETITE WHICH DEFINE AND DETERMINE THE FURTHERING OF OUR SPECIES. THEY ARE SOCIOECONOMIC, MORAL, POLITICAL, PHILOSOPHICAL AND INTELLECTUAL.
( ˃ Д˂) BUT IF YOU STILL WANT TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOUNG GIRLS WHO DON'T KNOW ANY BETTER, THAT'S FINE TOO I GUESS.

629 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6835 02:10

( ˃ Д˂) I HAVE NO INTEREST IN 15 YEAR-OLDS AT ALL, IN FACT, I PREFER THE OLD LIBRARIAN STYLE COUGAR LADY.

( ˃ Д˂) BONUS POINTS FOR GLASSES

( ˃ Д˂) WHY AM I YELLING

630 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6835 02:42

( ˃ Д˂) I AGREE WITH >>628, I MEAN EVEN IF THERE WAS NOT ANYTHING WRONG WITH SCREWING KIDS, WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO? WOULDN'T YOU RATHER HAVE SOMETHING A TAD MORE...

( ゚ ヮ゚) womanly riding you all through the night?
( ゚ -゚) Seriously, upgrade to women.

631 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6835 11:14

( ˃ Д˂) MY WATCH IS BROKEN!

632 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6835 15:21

( ˃ Д˂) >>630 BECAUSE THEY'RE CUTE

Seriously though my fiancée is moving in after summer and I proposed to her when she was 14 and I was 20

( ˃ Д˂) "WOMEN" GROSS ME OUT

633 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6835 16:52

( ˃ Д˂) WHILE I LARGELY AGREE WITH BOTH OF YOU, >>628 AND >>630, MY POINT IS THAT THIS SHOULDN'T BE THE CASE. ESPECIALLY IN A SOCIETY THAT CLAIMS TO PROMOTE SEXUAL LIBERTY.
( ˃ Д˂) AND IT'S CONFUSING BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO DRAW THE LINE. IN SCHOOL, I SPOKE TO 17-YEAR-OLDS WHO WERE DATING 25-YEAR-OLDS, AND APPARENTLY THIS WAS FINE.
( ˃ Д˂) OF COURSE, IT FREAKED ME OUT AT THE TIME, BUT IN RETROSPECT I DON'T SEE WHY IT SHOULD. IT'S HEALTHY AND NORMAL, AND TEENAGE GIRLS AREN'T IDIOTS (OKAY THAT'S A LIE).
( ˃ Д˂) AND FOR THE RECORD I'M TALKING ABOUT GIRLS IN THEIR TEENS, NOT CHILDREN. BEING ATTRACTED TO CHILDREN ISN'T VERY NORMAL, NO MATTER HOW YOU SLICE IT.
( ˃ Д˂) THOUGH TO BE HONEST, IN MY IDEAL WORLD, PEOPLE WOULDN'T HAVE SEX UNTIL AFTER MARRIAGE AND PEOPLE SHOULD TREAT MARRIAGE SERIOUSLY. BUT I DOUBT THAT WOULD WORK WELL WITHOUT SOME SORT OF RELIGIOUS PRESSURE ATTACHED.
( ˃ Д˂) AND THIS, DOKYUNS, IS WHY I SHOULD HAVE STUCK WITH TODAY'S SPECIAL.

634 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6835 17:01

( ˃ Д˂) THAT'S NOT HOW RESUSCITATION WORKS!

635 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6835 21:58

( ˃ Д˂) WHY WOULD YOU GIVE ME THIS‽ I DON'T EVEN LIKE MILK CHOCOLATE!

636 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6836 00:45

( ˃ Д˂) NOOBS KEPT FEEDING

637 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6836 00:49

( ˃ Д˂) I WANT

  • HOT CHOCOLATE
  • WERTHER'S ORIGINALS

( ˃ Д˂) BUT I HAVEN'T HAD EITHER IN YEARS, AND THUS THERE ARE NONE AVAILABLE IN MY HOUSE AT 01:49!

638 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6836 05:14

( ˃ Д˂) I LOVE YOU, DAMN IT.

639 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6836 10:04

( ˃ Д˂) I WANT MY FUCKING FLYING CAR ALREADY! A THREE-HOUR DRIVE FOR A LINEAR DISTANCE OF 113 MILES IS TOO FUCKING LONG!!

640 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6836 11:22

( ˃ Д˂) IS IT REALLY THAT FUCKING HARD TO JUST NOT POST IN SHITTY THREADS‽ I DO IT ALL THE TIME!

641 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6836 12:12

( ˃ Д˂) I HAVE NO CURTAINS AND IT IS GETTING FUCKING BRIGHT IN HERE

642 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6837 05:06

( ˃ Д˂) LOVE IS NOTHING BUT A TWISTED CURSE

643 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6837 09:17

( ˃ Д˂) MY MOTHER DOESN'T ACCEPT ME FOR WHO I AM

644 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6837 13:07

@( ˃ Д˂)@ I CAN'T ACCEPT YOU FOR WHO YOU ARE, >>643!

645 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6837 16:52

( ˃ Д˂) FUCK YOU, DOG! WHY CAN'T YOU BE A CAT INSTEAD!

646 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6837 18:59

( ˃ Д˂) I REALLY FUCKING WISH THAT THE PERSON I LIKE WOULD TELL ME "I LOVE YOU, DAMN IT." !!

647 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6837 21:27

( ˃ Д˂) I REALLY FUCKING WISH I WERE ABLE TO TELL THE PERSON WHO LIKES ME, "I LOVE YOU, DAMN IT." !!

648 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6838 02:39

>>647
( ˃ Д˂) THEN DO IT, ASSHOLE! NO EXCUSES!

649 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6838 20:18

( ˃ Д˂) THAT VC GUY IS WORSE THAN ESPEON!
( ˃ Д˂) I BET HE IS ESPEON!

650 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6839 08:48

( ˃ Д˂) ADOBE FLASH IS SURVIVING THANKS TO PORN STREAMING SITES AND ADVERTISEMENT!

651 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6839 12:39

( ˃ Д˂) >>648 I'M NOT EVEN >>647 AND I KNOW THAT YOU CAN'T RISK TELLING PEOPLE THAT YOU LOVE THEM UNLESS YOU'VE BEEN IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH THEM FOR SOME TIME. HEARING "I LOVE YOU" OFTEN CREEPS PEOPLE OUT!!

( ˃ Д˂) AND THEN YOU THINK THAT MAYBE THE GUY YOU LIKE HAS BEEN REALLY LONELY AND THAT IF ONLY YOU TOLD HIM THAT YOU COULD LOVE HIM HE'D RISK OPENING UP TO YOU...

( ˃ Д˂) FUCK THIS GAY EARTH!!

652 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6839 14:01

>>651
( ˃ Д˂) WHAT THE HELL? WHY IS "I LOVE YOU" CREEPY UNLESS YOU'RE SOME SORT OF STALKER? EVEN IF IT'S NON-MUTUAL, WHY WOULD IT CREEP YOU OUT?
( ˃ Д˂) WHY CAN'T A RELATIONSHIP EVEN BEGIN WITH "I LOVE YOU"? "I LOVE YOU, SO CAN WE TRY DATING?" YOU DON'T HAVE TO HAVE BEEN INTIMATELY INVOLVED WITH A PERSON TO FALL IN LOVE WITH THEM!
( ˃ Д˂) FUCK SOCIETY'S CONFUSING DOUBLE STANDARDS!

653 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6839 16:48

( ˃ Д˂) I JUST WATCHED A COMMERCIAL THAT BEGAN WITH A WOMAN AND A VOICEOVER SAYING "SHE PREFERS HER COFFEE CAFFEINE FREE".

( ˃ Д˂) BITCH IF YOU DON'T LIKE CAFFEINE THEN DON'T DRINK COFFEE! IT'S COMPLETELY POINTLESS!

654 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6839 19:41

( ˃ Д˂) LISTENING TO OPINIONATED PEOPLE

655 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6839 21:44

You deserve someone a lot nicer...
( ˃ Д˂) I WANT YOU YOU CANTANKEROUS BITCH

656 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6839 23:59

( ˃ Д˂) HAVING A STRONG, IMMUTABLE OPINION THAT IS INCOMPATIBLE WITH THE REAL WORLD!

657 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6840 07:55

( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE PRONOUNCING YOUR NAME WRONG EVERY FUCKING TIME!

658 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6840 12:53

( ゚ ヮ゚) Back before caller ID, I used to use my unpronounceable name as a way to screen calls.

659 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6840 17:41

>>658
( ゚ ヮ゚) That actually sounds pretty convenient!

( ˃ Д˂) HAVING A STUPIDLY COMMON NAME EVERYONE CAN PRONOUNCE!

660 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6841 00:40

>>659
( ˃ Д˂) MY LAST NAME IS COMMON BUT MOST PEOPLE SPELL IT WRONG ANYWAY!

661 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6841 12:29

( ˃ Д˂) I CAN NEVER GET ENOUGH SLEEP!

662 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6841 17:27

( ˃ Д˂) I CAN'T ADAPT TO MY CPAP MACHINE WHICH HELPS ME SLEEP!

663 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6842 07:54

( ˃ Д˂) WASPS!

664 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6842 08:21

( ˃ Д˂) HAVING A NAME THAT RHYMES WITH A SILLY FOOD!
( ˃ Д˂) HAVING TO SAY "upon my word, how very droll! I never realized my name rhymes with popcorn* before you pointed it out," EVERY TIME I MEET SOMEONE!

*this may or may not be the actual food

665 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6842 12:01

>>664
( ゚ ヮ゚) "Oh sorry, you must get that all the time!"
( ˃ Д˂) DON'T FUCKING SAY IT THEN. JUST ONCE, DON'T FUCKING SAY IT!

666 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6842 13:56

( ˃ Д˂) WASPS IN YOUR ESOPHAGUS!

667 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6844 06:07

( ˃ Д˂) I CAN'T DIAGNOSE WHETHER IT'S MY SATA CONTROLLER OR MY SATA CABLES GOING BAD BECAUSE THIS I'VE GOT ONLY ONE SATA TOWER AND ALL MY FRIENDS HAVE MOVED WAY THE FUCK OUT OF STATE

668 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6844 07:35

>>667
Order both so you'll know!

669 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6844 10:52

( ˃ Д˂) I'M ALSO BROKE.

670 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6844 14:42

( ˃ Д˂) I'M (ALSO) ALSO BROKE.

671 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6847 07:41

( ˃ Д˂) HAY FEVER!

672 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6849 05:12

( ˃ Д˂) WHEN PEOPLE SAY "PORNO" INSTEAD OF "PORN"!!

673 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6849 05:41

( ˃ Д˂) I'M BROKE TOO

674 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6849 18:46

( ˃ Д˂) ALSO BEING BROKE!

675 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6849 22:17

( ˃ Д˂) DIARRHEA!

676 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6850 01:33

( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE WHO CRITICIZE METHOD ACTING!

677 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6850 04:06

( ˃ Д˂) ACCIDENTALLY OPENED INTERNET EXPLORER!

678 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6850 06:56

( ˃ Д˂) ACCIDENTALLY OPENED KONQUERER!

679 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6850 07:02

( ˃ Д˂) THE FUCKING "VAMPIRES DON'T HAVE A REFLECTION BECAUSE OF BOUNCING ATOMS" THING IN THOSE SHITTY DARREN SHAN BOOKS!
( ˃ Д˂) NUMBER ONE, ALL ATOMS "BOUNCE", IT IS THE PHENOMENON WE COMMONLY REFER TO AS "TEMPERATURE."
( ˃ Д˂) NUMBER TWO, MIRRORS JUST REFLECT THE LIGHT THAT IS CAST ON THEM. IF THE VAMPIRE'S PHYSICAL PROPERTIES PREVENTED LIGHT FROM REFLECTING OFF ITS BODY ONTO THE MIRROR, THEN VAMPIRES WOULD SIMPLY BE INVISIBLE AS THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THAT AND CASTING LIGHT INTO AN EYE OR CAMERA APPARATUS, BOTH OF WHICH CAN SEE VAMPIRES JUST FINE IN THOSE BOOKS.

( ˃ Д˂) TL;DR THE "SCIENTIFIC EXPLANATIONS MAKE BETTER FICTION THAN SUPERNATURAL ONES" "RULE" IS ONLY VALID IF THE AUTHOR DOES NOT HAVE THEIR HEAD UP THEIR ASS ABOUT SCIENCE!

( ˃ Д˂) BONUS! THOSE BOOKS CHANGE SO MUCH SHIT ABOUT TRADITIONAL VAMPIRE LORE, WAS IT REALLY NECESSARY TO KEEP THE "NO REFLECTIONS" PART IN THE FIRST PLACE AND GIVE IT AN AWKWARD EXPLANATION?

680 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6852 13:17

( ˃ Д˂) THIS COMPUTER IS DREADFUL!

681 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6852 18:42

( ˃ Д˂) accidentally pressed capslock!

682 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6852 19:48

( ˃ Д˂) FIREFOX DOESN'T HAVE A "WORD WRAP" OPTION FOR PLAINTEXT AND SIMILAR FILES, NOT EVEN IN about:config, EVEN THOUGH IT'S A TRIVIAL MATTER OF MODIFYING THE DEFAULT STYLESHEET TO USE RENDERING OPTIONS THAT ALREADY EXIST.

( ˃ Д˂) WEB BROWSERS ARE GOING BACKWARDS!

683 Name: DO IT FAGGOT : 1993-09-6852 20:02

( ˃ Д˂) DO IT DO IT DO IT BUCK UP YOU'RE A MAN YOU WILL DO THIS DO IT DO IT DO IT

684 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6852 22:08

( ˃ Д˂) BEING ALONE!

685 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6853 01:07

>>682
( ˃ Д˂) IF IT'S NOT WRAPPED 80 COLUMNS IT'S NOT WORTH READING

686 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6854 14:47

( ˃ Д˂) TRYING TO CLEAN BURNT, BLACKENED, TENACIOUSLY STUCK-ON CRUD OUT OF MY COOKING PAN!

687 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6856 10:41

( ˃ Д˂) SITES THAT BLOCK VIEWING THROUGH PROXY!
( ˃ Д˂) NOT ALLOWING POSTING, I CAN UNDERSTAND, BUT BLOCKING VIEWS? THAT'S JUST BEING A DICK.

688 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6856 11:22

( ˃ Д˂) TRAGEDIES AS MEDIA CIRCUSES ARE AN EXPLOITATIVE ELEMENT OF MEDIA CULTURE!

689 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6856 12:24

( ˃ Д˂) >>686 SHOULD LET IT SOAK A BIT! WHARRRRGARBL

690 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6859 09:54

( ˃ Д˂) THE PERSON NEXT TO ME IN THE EXAM HAD A REALLY LOUD PEN!

691 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6861 19:43

( ˃ Д˂) I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE SEEM TO LIKE ME!

692 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6862 11:11

( ˃ Д˂) WHY'D HE SUCKED MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!

693 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6865 11:30

( ˃ Д˂) I EVEN LOOKED AT MY HAND IN THE DREAM, WHERE I HAD A HUGE FUCKING "A" WRITTEN ON IT TO REMIND MYSELF I WAS AWAKE, AND I COMPLETELY IGNORED IT!
( ˃ Д˂) ONCE AGAIN, FUCK YOU SUBCONSCIOUS!

694 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6865 16:58

( ˃ Д˂) >>687 doesn't know to use the google user agent switcher to make himself look like the google bot and be auto white listed into sites.

695 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6865 18:07

( ˃ Д˂) THE FUCKING ASSHOLE ABOVE ME THINKS HE'S TOO GOOD TO SHOUT!

696 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6865 22:29

( ˃ Д˂) I DON'T WANT TO PRACTICE THAT STUPID JEFF BUCKLEY SONG! YOU CAN SING WITHOUT RHYTHM GUITAR FOR ALL I CARE!
( ˃ Д˂) ALSO I'M JUST NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO BAND PRACTICE TODAY
( ˃ Д˂) FUCK FUCKFUCKFUCKF FUCK

697 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 01:57

( ˃ Д˂) STOP RUNNING AWAY FROM MY COMPANIONSHIP!

698 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 07:56

( ˃ Д˂) WHOSE BRIGHT IDEA WAS IT TO GIVE ME A TIMETABLE FULL OF CLASSES SPACED AT FOUR-HOUR INTERVALS?!

699 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 08:13

( ˃ Д˂) RETARDED AMERICAN FEMINAZIS MAKING JAPANESE ADULT GAME COMPANIES AFRAID OF LETTING VISITORS WITH NON-JAPANESE IPS ACCESS THEIR WEBSITES, EVEN IF ALL OF THEIR GAMES INVOLVE 100% CONSENSUAL SEX!

700 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 08:43

( ˃ Д˂) FEMINAZIS MAKING TRUE FEMINISTS LOOK BAD!

701 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 08:53

( ˃ Д˂) MODERATE CHRISTIANS USING NO-TRUE-SCOTSMAN ARGUMENTS WHENEVER THEY HEAR ABOUT CHURCH LEADERS SPOUTING THE KIND OF BULLSHIT THEY DISAGREE WITH!

702 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 12:37

( ˃ Д˂) SUFFRAGETTES LOOKING BAD BECAUSE OF CONTEMPORARY FEMINISM!

703 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 14:13

( ˃ Д˂) HAVING BAD DREAMS ALMOST EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK! THIS FUCKS UP MY SLEEP CYCLE AND MAKES ME GET TIRED TOO EASILY!

704 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 14:26

( ˃ Д˂) IT'S EIGHTY-FIVE FUCKING DEGREES IN THE SHADE, I LIVE ON THE NINTH FLOOR, COME HOME LUGGING FORTY POUNDS OF GROCERIES, AND THE FUCKING ELEVATOR IS OUT OF SERVICE!!

705 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 20:49

( ˃ Д˂) IT'S TOO BLOODY DIFFICULT TO BRAISE MEAT IN A PAN WITHOUT A PROPERLY FITTED LID!!

706 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 00:42

( ˃ Д˂) THAT IS IMPUDENCE!!!! U R SAYING IMPUDENCE 2 ME!

707 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 06:04

( ˃ Д˂) EXCUSE ME MOTHERFUCKER? DID YOU JUST USE NETSPEAK? WHAT THE SHIT!

708 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 07:50

( ˃ Д˂) THE PERSON NEXT TO ME IS BEING OBNOXIOUS AGAIN!

709 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 09:39

( ˃ Д˂) SOMEONE STOLE MY FUCKING SPIRIT TRACKS! SON OF BITCH THIEF!
THIEF IS PIG!
DO YOU WANTING FREE SHIT?!
DO YOU WANTING MY FUCKING HAPPINESS AND FUCKING SPIRIT TRACKS?!
NIGGER IS A MURDERER
FUCKING THEIF

I HOPE THAT WHOEVER STOLE IT DIES A PAINFUL DEATH ! FUCK THEM! FUCK THEM WITH A CHAINSAW!

710 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 20:33

( ˃ Д˂) I DON'T WANT TO INTOXICATE MYSELF!

711 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6869 10:33

( ˃ Д˂) I! WILL! KILL! THIS FUCKER IF HE DOESN'T STOP STOMPING AND DROPPING SHIT AT 4:30 IN THE FUCKING MORNING

712 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6869 14:53

>>711 lol

713 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6869 20:55

( ˃ Д˂) I FUCKED UP THIS ASSIGNMENT!

714 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6869 21:23

( ˃ Д˂) Jeez-malaise, I lost DQN in my hundreds of tabs!

715 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6869 22:13

( ˃ Д˂) HE SAID HE'D STOP USING HIS TRIPCODE!

716 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6870 17:14

( ˃ Д˂) I WANT TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF SOMEONE

717 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6870 21:46

( ˃ Д˂) SOMEONE WANTS TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF ME

718 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6870 22:39

( ˃ Д˂) I BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF MYSELF

( ˃ Д˂) AW OUCH MY JAW HURTS

719 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6870 23:52

( ˃ Д˂) I CANNOT FIGURE OUT WHAT THE SHIT WAS DOING IN >>718'S JAW TO BEGIN WITH!

720 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 00:24

( ˃ Д˂) I GOT BEAT UP TODAY!

721 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 06:41

( ˃ Д˂) I WANT TO MURDER THAT 13 YEAR OLD KID THAT KEEPS SHITTING UP /DQN/ AND SAOVQ! I'M SEEING RED AND MY FISTS ARE SHAKING! FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!

722 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 06:53

( ˃ Д˂) I WANT TO KNOW HOW >>721 KNOWS THE AGE OF OTHER POSTERS HERE, BUT GENERALLY AGREE THAT SHITPOSTERS NEED TO DIE A SLOW, AGONIZING DEATH!

723 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 21:33

( ˃ Д˂) MERLIN'S CURVY LASERS MAKE ME WANT TO FUCKING SHIT IN A CUNT GHSHAJGGJKDJKGKJHKJ

724 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 18:06

( ˃ Д˂) ESSAYS DON'T JUST GO AWAY AND NOT NEED TO BE WRITTEN IF YOU IGNORE THEM FOR LONG ENOUGH!

725 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 18:26

(;°Д°) MERLIN'S CURVY LASERS MERLIN'S CURVY LASERS MERLIN'S CURVY LASERS I CAN'T STOP SAYING THAT AAAAAAAAAAAUGH

726 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 19:05

( ˃ Д˂) SOMEBODY'S POSTING WITH THE WRONG FACE!
( ˃ Д˂) THIS REALLY SHOULDN'T ANNOY ME AS MUCH AS IT DOES!

727 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 22:35

( ˃ Д˂) IT ANNOYS ME TOO.

728 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 00:18

( ˃ Д˂) GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

729 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 00:26

( ˃ Д°) WHARRRGARBL

730 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 07:44

( ˃ Д˂) SLUTS AND WHORES!

731 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 07:49

( ˃ Д˂) MY VAGINA!

732 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 14:10

( ˃ Д˂) THERE ARE NO GIRLS ON THE INTERNETS!

733 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 14:14

( ˃ Д˂) THERE ARE SOME, BUT THEY'RE INSANE.

734 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 16:46

( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE ACTUALLY THINK THERE ARE NO GIRLS ON THE INTERNET!

735 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 16:49

( ˃ Д˂) I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT A GIRL IS OR WHETHER I AM ONE!

736 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 16:55

( ˃ Д˂) CAN'T SIT IN PUBLIC WITHOUT PEOPLE TRYING TO STRIKE UP CONVERSATION. FUCK OFF, PLEBEIAN!

737 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 10:23

( ˃ Д˂) I CAN'T GO HOME FOR ANOTHER FIVE HOURS YET!

738 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 16:31

( ˃ Д˂) I'VE JUST GOTTEN HOME AND NOW I HAVE TO LEAVE AGAIN!

739 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 07:58

( ˃ Д˂) FUCK OFF, I DON'T WANT A FACEBOOK PROFILE!

740 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 08:25

( ˃ Д˂) FUCK OFF, I DON'T WANT YOUR GOOGLE+ EVENTS!!!
My captcha, appropriately, is rawbish.

741 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 12:14

( ˃ Д˂) LUCID DREAMING IS DIFFICULT!

742 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 21:05

( ˃ Д˂) STOP HONKING, YOU MORONS!! I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR STUPID SOCCER GAME, AND I NEED TO BE UP IN FIVE HOURS!!!

743 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 23:50

( ˃ Д˂) STUPID FUCKING APPLE I HATE YOU SO MUCH!

744 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 02:19

( ˃ Д˂) I NEED TO FIX MY SLEEPING SCHEDULE BEFORE I BECOME COMPLETELY NOCTURNAL!

745 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 07:39

( ˃ Д˂) WHAT THE FUCK, QUEENSLAND GOVT!! SAME-SEX PARENTS ALREADY HAVE TO PROVE THEIR DEDICATION AND PASSION FOR PARENTING BY JUMPING THROUGH THE DOZENS OF BUREAUCRATIC HOOPS, AND NOW YOU WANT TO TAKE THEIR KIDS AWAY FROM THEM? http://www.starobserver.com.au/news/2012/06/28/three-year-jail-threat-for-gay-surrogacy/79974

746 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 07:53

( ˃ Д˂) THE GUY I MENTIONED IN >>438,708 IS BACK AGAIN!

747 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 08:52

( ˃ Д˂) SEXISM AND PEOPLE WITH "WHAT ABOUT TEH MENZ" MENTALITY!

748 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 04:28

( ˃ Д˂) IT'S 81 FUCKING DEGREES IN HERE, THE UNIVERSITY REVOKED $400 DOLLARS THAT HAD BEEN CONSIDERED PAID BEFORE WITHOUT TELLING ME, AND LIFE IN GENERAL IS OUT TO MAKE ME REGRET GIVING UP SUICIDE

749 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 04:43

( ˃ Д˂) I WENT TO GET SMOKES SO I COULD SHOOT SOME HEROIN, THE GUY WAS "GONE FOR 10 MINUTES" SO I LEFT

750 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 04:48

( ˃ Д˂) SOME RETARD THINKS YOU CAN SLEEP WITH YOUR WAIFU

751 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 05:10

>>750

( ˃ Д˂) WHAT A RETARD. HA HA HA.

752 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 07:39

( ˃ Д˂) SERIOUSLY, BOTH MY FLATMATES USED TO GO HOME FOR THE WEEKEND BY FRIDAY AFTERNOON AT THE ABSOLUTE LATEST! WHAT COMPELLED YOU TO STAY THIS TIME, WOMAN? WHY MUST YOU THUS FORCE ME TO WEAR CLOTHES IN THIS STIFLING HEAT WHENEVER I LEAVE MY ROOM?!

753 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 16:27

( ˃ Д˂) IDIOTS ON THE FLOOR BELOW ARE BARBECUING ON THEIR BALCONY!
( ˃ Д˂) AIR TEMPERATURE NOT HIGH ENOUGH FOR YOU ARSEHOLES?
Still, I suppose it lowers the humidity a little ...
( ˃ Д˂) BUT DO YOU REALLY HAVE TO MAKE ME SMELL DELICIOUS OILY MARINATED BBQ PORK WHEN I'M ON A DIET?!!

754 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 16:45

( ˃ Д˂) STUPID FRUIT FLIES; THOSE ARE MY SALAD ONIONS! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CRISPER!!

755 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 16:54

( ˃ Д˂) WHY IS IT ALWAYS 1993?

756 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 17:05

>>755
Because although AOL no longer has their own news servers, Eternal September continues thanks to Google Groups.
( ˃ Д˂) SOME PEOPLE ON DQN STILL DIDN'T KNOW THAT?!

757 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 17:12

>>756
( ˃ Д˂) WHATEVER. OMG

758 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 17:25

>>757
( ˃ Д˂) KINDLY DEPART FOR GREENER PASTURES, GOOD SIR WHO LOVES HIS ABBREVIATIONS!

759 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 17:28

>>758
( ˃ Д˂) NO. NEVER!

760 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 18:29

>>759
( ˃ Д˂) JOKING ASIDE, IF YOU REALLY DIDN'T KNOW THAT THEN YOU SHOULD LURK AND READ THE ARCHIVES A LOT MORE BEFORE POSTING!
( ˃ Д˂) FUCKING HELL; I LURKED FOR SEVERAL MONTHS BEFORE POSTING ANYTHING AT ALL!

761 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 21:03

>>760
ARCHIVES? 4-ch has archives?

( ˃ Д˂) I AM VERY SORRY! WILL YOU FORGIVE ME?

762 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 21:07

>>761
Oh. Forgive me. I found it!
http://archives.4-ch.net/

( ˃ Д˂) I AM SORRY!

763 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 22:29

( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE DON'T LURK, EVEN THOUGH IT'S MORE ENTERTAINING THAN POSTING!

764 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 22:36

( ˃ Д˂) IF YOU WANT TO TAKE AWAY MY TIME WITH HER, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO FIGHT ME FOR IT.

765 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 23:03

( ˃ Д˂) THAT STUPID PART OF EVERY VAMPIRE NOVEL/FILM/WHATEVER WHERE THE PROTAGONIST HAS A LONG, EXPOSITORY NARRATIVE ON HOW THEIR VAMPIRES DIFFER FROM "IN THE MOVIES".

766 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 23:28

>>765
( ˃ Д˂) HAHA OH WOW

767 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 08:11

(ノ`Д´)ノ.:・┻┻)`з゜)・:゙;→>>761 YOU ARE HEREBY FORGIVEN, BUT LET THIS BE A WARNING TO OTHERS!!

768 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 10:25

( ˃ Д˂) I HAVE TWO SONGS STUCK IN MY HEAD SIMULTANEOUSLY
( ˃ Д˂) HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE

769 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 11:07

( ˃ Д˂) I WAS JUST SNIPED ON EBAY BY SOMEONE BIDDING JUST ONE CENT MORE THAN MY MAX BID, HOW IS THIS FAIR OR EVEN POSSIBLE?!
( ˃ Д˂) IT'S NOT AS IF I PICKED A WHOLE DOLLAR AMOUNT OR EVEN A MULTIPLE OF TEN CENTS FFS!

770 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 11:51

( ˃ Д˂) MY WATER ISN'T RUNNING! MY WHOLE MORNING ROUTINE HAS TO BE PUT ON HOLD FOR AT LEAST AN HOUR!
( ˃ Д˂) WHY THE HELL IS IT THAT ``SCHEDULED MAINTENANCE'' IN ANY FIELD NEVER WORKS ACCORDING TO SCHEDULE?!

771 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 11:52

( ˃ Д˂) DAMN CAT ALWAYS DRINKS MY WATER

772 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 16:33

( ˃ Д˂) WHAT DO THE KHA'AK WANT?

773 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 12:25

( ˃ Д˂) I HAVE TO GO DO THINGS AGAIN!

774 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 12:29

( ˃ Д˂) WORK

775 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 14:26

( ˃ Д˂) YOU HAVE TWO DONGS STUCK IN YOUR ANUS SIMULTANEOUSLY
( ˃ Д˂) HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE

776 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 14:35

( ˃ Д˂) WHAT THE KHA'AK DO YOU WANT?
( ˃ Д˂) ALSO, WHY HAS MY CAPTCHA BEEN requation FOR THE PAST FIVE POSTS?
( ˃ Д˂) EXCEPT IT HASN'T, BECAUSE IT KEPT BEING MARKED AS INCORRECT AFTER THE FIRST TIME AND I HAD TO REFRESH CAPTCHA, ONLY FOR IT TO FLIP BACK TO requation AFTER THE POST HAD BEEN SUBMITTED!

777 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 18:34

( ˃ Д˂) LOOKING AT FOOD MAKES ME WANT TO VOMIT RIGHT NOW

778 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 23:53

( ˃ Д˂) I CAN'T TELL IF ONE SIDE OF MY HEADPHONES IS BROKEN OR IF I'M JUST IMAGINING IT!

779 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 02:12

( ˃ Д˂) MY P8X32A MICROCONTROLLERS ARE STUCK IN CUSTOMS!

780 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6884 10:27

( ˃ Д˂) WHY CAN'T I JUST HAVE A REST‽ IS THAT REALLY TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR‽

781 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6884 10:44

( ˃ Д˂) WHY ISN'T THE INTERROBANG PART OF ASCII‽ SURELY THEY COULD HAVE LEFT OUT SOMETHING AS UNIMPORTANT AS ` INSTEAD!!

782 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6884 17:48

( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE DON'T THINK THE LEFT SINGLE QUOTATION MARK CHARACTER IS IMPORTANT!

783 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6884 20:41

( ˃ Д˂) FUCK PRODUCTIVITY!

784 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6886 00:28

( ˃ Д˂) TIME PASSES TOO QUICKLY!

785 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6886 01:13

( ˃ Д˂) FOR THE UMPTEENTH TIME, THAT IS NOT A LEFT SINGLE QUOTATION MARK, YOU DUMBFUCK!

786 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6886 02:09

( ˃ Д˂) READ YOUR FUCKING ASCII.
( ˃ Д˂) HELL, READ YOUR RFC 20.
( ˃ Д˂) I'VE ALREADY POSTED EXAMPLES FROM DONALD KNUTH, DENNIS RITCHIE, AND JOHN MCCARTHY.
( ˃ Д˂) AND BEFORE ANYONE ACCUSES ME OF MAKING AN `APPEAL TO AUTHORITY', THEY'RE FUCKING COMPUTER SCIENTISTS.

787 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6886 03:37

( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE NOT RESPECTING MY TRANSDIMENSIONALITY
( ˃ Д˂) DIE, CIS SCUM! WE WILL NO LONGER BE REPRESSED!

788 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6886 08:28

( ˃ Д˂) NO YOU READ YOUR FUCKING ASCII
( ˃ Д˂) ANSI INCITS 4-1986 (R2007) CLEARLY MARKS THE 6/0 ENCODING WITH A DAGGER, STATING THAT IT SHOULD NOT BE USED IN INTERNATIONAL INTERCHANGE WITHOUT DETERMINING THAT THERE IS AGREEMENT BETWEEN SENDER AND RECIPIENT
( ˃ Д˂) THIS IS BECAUSE THAT PORTION OF THE ASCII STANDARD IS UNILATERALLY DIFFERENT FROM ISO 646 AND ISO 8859 WHICH COUNTRIES OUTSIDE THE UNITED STATES USE OR HAVE COORDINATED STANDARDS TO
( ˃ Д˂) YOU ARE USING AN AUSTRALIAN SERVER ON A SITE SERVED IN THE SHIFT_JIS CHARACTER ENCODING WHICH WHEN POSTING GRACEFULLY DEGRADES TO HTML ENTITIES FOR UNICODE CHARACTERS SUCH AS THE ANGLE BRACKETS FOUND ON THE HANDSOME GENT TO THE LEFT OF THIS STATEMENT HENCE ASCII RULES DO NOT APPLY IN ANY WAY THAT MAKES SENSE
( ˃ Д˂) GO CHECK THE RELEVANT JIS AND ISO DOCUMENTS AND YOU WILL SEE NO SUCH DEFINITION OF 0x60 AS A LEFT QUOTATION MARK
( ˃ Д˂) THIS IS BEFORE WE GET INTO HOW TWO SINGLE QUOTATIONS MARKS DO NOT A DOUBLE QUOTATION MARK MAKE IN THIS ENCODING SCHEME
( ˃ Д˂) I COULD GO ON FOR HOURS ABOUT HOW YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ENCODING STANDARDS BUT THE FACT IS THAT NONE OF IT MATTERS AS LONG AS THE FONTS WE ARE EXPECTED TO USE WITH THIS ENCODING AND SHIFT_JIS ART IDIOM SUCH AS MS PGOTHIC AND MONAFONT REQUIRE US TO SEE YOUR OBNOXIOUS SEPARATE GRAVE ACCENTS AS SUCH INSTEAD OF AS THE LEFT QUOTATION MARKS YOU SOLIPSISTICALLY CLAIM THEM TO BE THUS OFFENDING THE GREAT TRADITION OF ENGLISH TYPOGRAPHY AS IT HAS BEEN PRACTICED SINCE THE MID-EIGHTEENTH CENTURY
( ˃ Д˂) BY THE WAY YOU ARE NOT FIT TO LICK THE BUNGHOLES OF THE MEN YOU CITE

789 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6886 12:17

( ˃ Д˂) WHAT THE FUCK IS ALL THIS BROWN SHIT ON MY KEYBOARD AND WHERE IS IT COMING FROM‽

790 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6886 14:18

>>788
( ˃ Д˂) I HAVE A HARD COPY OF THAT VERY STANDARD ON MY DESK.
( ˃ Д˂) THE DAGGER REFERS TO NATIONAL USE POSITIONS, WHEREBY A COUNTRY IS PERMITTED TO REPLACE CHARACTERS IN ITS OWN NATIONAL STANDARD, e.g. # BECOMES THE COUNTRY'S LOCAL CURRENCY SIGN.
( ˃ Д˂) IT DOES NOT SAY ``YOU CANNOT USE THIS CHARACTER FOR ITS INTERNATIONAL STANDARDIZED PURPOSE'' BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE DUMB AND DEFEAT THE POINT OF THE STANDARD.
( ˃ Д˂) I DON'T DENY THAT IT HAS BEEN SUPERSEDED BY UNICODE EQUIVALENTS. BUT IT'S EASIER TO TYPE.
( ˃ Д˂) EVEN WITH UNICODE, YOU WOULD HAVE NO PROBLEM IF SOMEONE USED TWO ``HYPHEN-MINUSES'' FOR A DASH--LIKE THIS--OR USED A SLASH INSTEAD OF A SOLIDUS OR DIVISION SLASH, OR ANYTHING ELSE UNICODE HAS MORE SEMANTIC REPLACEMENTS FOR.
( ˃ Д˂) HECK, I'M SURE YOU'RE FINE WITH "THIS" INSTEAD OF “THIS” AND EVEN 'THIS' (WHICH IS WRONG NO MATTER HOW LOOK AT IT) INSTEAD OF ‘THIS’.
( ˃ Д˂) NOW GO BACK TO JACKING OFF TO LIGATURES AND FLOURISHES AND WHATEVER IT IS THAT YOU DO.

791 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6887 08:01

( ˃ Д˂) I'M UNDERSLEPT AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, DOG!

792 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6887 18:06

( ˃ Д˂) YOU MUST BE SOME SORT OF RETARD IF YOU THINK THE INTERNATIONAL STANDARDIZED PURPOSE FOR A GRAVE ACCENT IS LEFT SINGLE QUOTE THAT CAN BE DOUBLED FOR A DOUBLE QUOTE
( ˃ Д˂) AGAIN, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ENCODING STANDARDS
( ˃ Д˂) YOU ARE PERFECTLY CAPABLE OF CHANGING KEYBOARD LAYOUTS BUT THROUGH YOUR FALLACIOUS SOPHISTRY REVEAL YOURSELF FOR WHO YOU REALLY ARE: A COCKBITE WHO WOULD MUCH SOONER IMPINGE ON THE DELICATE SENSIBILITIES OF OTHERS THAN ADMIT YOU GAVE YOUR LEFT HAND TO SATAN AT A CROSSROADS IN 1987 AND NOW HAVE YOURSELF A LITTLE LEFT-QUOTE MURDERING LIABILITY
( ˃ Д˂) IT IS NOT EASIER TO TYPE UNLESS YOUR HAND IS POSSESSED SEEING AS IT IS NOWHERE NEAR THE HOME GODDAMN ROW
( ˃ Д˂) AND IF YOU GIVE ME SOME BULLSHIT ABOUT HOW YOU DO IT ALL THE TIME IN EMACS OR SOMETHING IT WILL ONLY COUNT AS EVIDENCE OF YOUR CONTINUED DEVIL WORSHIP AND IMPENDING REPETITIVE STRAIN INJURY BECAUSE HOLY SHIT EMACS IS RIGHT UP THERE WITH THE MODERN RECORDING INDUSTRY IN TERMS OF WAR CRIMES PERPETUATED BY INACTION ON THE PART OF THE UNITED STATES
( ˃ Д˂) D͡O͏ ҉N̷̕͜OT̵͢͜ ͜͏́E̷͞NA̕͠B͜L̡͘E̛ ͢LŲ̕C͟͏I̡F̢E̢R

793 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6889 16:06

( ˃ Д˂) FUCKING RAIN PREVENTING ME FROM GARDENING!

794 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6889 19:54

( ˃ Д˂) NOT BEING ABLE TO UNDERSTAND ANY OF THIS TEXT ENCODING STUFF

795 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6890 04:08

( ˃ Д˂) AAAAAAAA!!!
( ˃ Д˂) DEAR PEOPLE WHO ARE OSTENSIBLY TRYING TO MAKE AN ENJOYABLE WEBCOMIC THAT ISN'T ABOUT YOUR FETISH:
( ˃ Д˂) PLEASE LEAVE YOUR FETISH OUT OF IT!

796 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6890 08:04

( ˃ Д˂) I KEEP GETTING THIS SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD BUT I CAN ONLY REMEMBER TWO LINES OF IT!

797 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6891 12:46

( ˃ Д˂) GETTING REALLY BAD HAY FEVER! AGAIN!

798 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6891 15:41

( ˃ Д˂) I JUST BURNT THE ONLY REMAINING FOOD IN MY HOUSE!

799 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6892 05:28

( ˃ Д˂) I FUCKING HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE END QUESTIONS WITH PERIODS

800 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6892 15:48

( ˃ Д˂) >>799 IT'S NO BIG DEAL, WHY ARE YOU GETTING SO ANGRY ABOUT IT.

801 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6892 16:29

( ˃ Д˂) THESE "HOT AND SPICY PICKLES" ARE MORE SPICY THAN I EXPECTED! MY BODY WAS NOT READY FOR THIS!

802 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6894 11:44

( ˃ Д˂) I HAVE ONLY DQN AND A BIOCHEMISTRY TEXTBOOK TO OCCUPY ME FOR THREE HOURS!

803 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6895 12:35

( ˃ Д˂) SOMETIMES I'M NOT SURE WHETHER I HAVE UNREASONABLE EXPECTATIONS OF PEOPLE OR WHETHER THEY'RE JUST LAZY!

804 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6895 15:14

( ˃ Д˂) MY BEDROOM IS BEING INVADED BY INSECTS OF ALL KINDS DESPITE MY THOROUGH CLEANING AND NUMEROUS COUNTERMEASURES

805 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6895 22:03

( ˃ Д˂) WHAT COUNTERMEASURES HAVE YOU TRIED? PEPPERMINT OIL GETS RID OF A LOT OF PESTS, FOR INSTANCE.

806 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6895 22:51

( ˃ Д˂) IT'S 44°C OUTSIDE.
( ˃ Д˂) IT'S SUMMER.
( ˃ Д˂) I WANT TO DIE.

807 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6896 03:19

( ˃ Д˂) IT'S 27°C INSIDE.
( ˃ Д˂) THAT'S WITH AIR CONDITIONING.
( ˃ Д˂) EXPLAIN TO ME AGAIN WHY MY ROOM HAS TO BE ON THE 2ND FLOOR AND NOT IN THE BASEMENT?

808 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6896 04:55

( ˃ Д˂) THIS FAN IS JUST BLOWING HOT AIR IN MY FACE

809 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6896 07:36

( ˃ Д˂) I THOUGHT UP A GREAT WITTY RESPONSE TO POST ON FACEBOOK BUT WHEN I TRY TO POST IT IT ALWAYS SAYS UNABLE TO POST COMMENT. TRY AGAIN

810 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6896 10:05

( ˃ Д˂) TURN THE AIR CONDITIONING OFF, THIS ISN'T AMERICA.

811 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6896 12:14

>>807
( ˃ Д˂) STOP WHINGING, IT'S A DRY HEAT
( ˃ Д˂) THE WESTERN DESERT LIVES AND BREATHES AT FORTY-FIVE DEGREES
(・-・) ...
( ˃ Д˂) HOW CAN WE DANCE WHEN OUR BEDS ARE BURNINGGGGGGGG

812 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6896 13:09

( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE WHO SIMPLIFY THE PROBLEMS OF OTHERS WHILE OFFERING THEIR PETTY, EMPTY WISDOM

813 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6896 19:41

>>810 WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH USING AIR CONDITIONING OUTSIDE AMERICA?! NOW THAT PEOPLE IN CHINA ARE BECOMING WEALTHIER THEY ARE GETTING AIR CONDITIONERS AND THEY NEED IT! SUMMER IS A BITCH IN CERTAIN PARTS OF CHINA!

814 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6896 20:33

( ˃ Д˂) >>811 I'M NOT WHINGING, I'M WHEEZING. THIS SHIT IS AGGRAVATING MY ASTHMA LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE. FUCK YOURSELF WITH A CACTUS YOU UNEMPATHETIC LOUSE.
( ˃ Д˂) >>810 THIS IS AMERICA. I JUST USED CELSIUS FOR AN INTERNATIONAL AUDIENCE. SO FUCK YOU TOO.
( ˃ Д˂) DID I SAY FUCK YOU? I'M SORRY, IT'S ALL THIS HEAT MAKING IT HARD TO THINK.

815 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6897 07:49

( ˃ Д˂) I DON'T KNOW HOW TO HELP PEOPLE!

816 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6897 08:16

( ˃ Д˂) >>813 AIR CONDITIONERS ARE A MAJOR CONTRIBUTOR TO GLOBAL WARMING! LOOK UP THE PHYSICAL LAWS GOVERNING EFFICIENCY OF HEAT ENGINES AND TELL ME THEY'RE HARMLESS! AMERICANS NEED TO SHUT THEIRS OFF AND JOLLY WELL SWEAT WITH THE REST OF US, TOO!!

817 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6897 08:20

( ˃ Д˂) >>807 ALSO MY ROOM IS ON THE NINTH FLOOR WITHOUT EVEN SO MUCH AS AN ELECTRIC FAN AT 34°C WITH 65% HUMIDITY! SEE ME COMPLAINING? FUCK NO, I'M WAY TOO DROWSY!

818 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6897 09:34

( ˃ Д˂) >>817 THAT SOUNDS LIKE COMPLAINING TO ME.
( ˃ Д˂) I CAN'T BREATHE!

819 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6898 09:49

( ˃ Д˂) MY THROAT HURTS AND THIS IS A VERY INOPPORTUNE TIME FOR MY THROAT TO BE HURTING!

820 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6898 12:26

( ˃ Д˂) I hate vague nothings!
( ˃ Д˂) If you have something to say, fucking say it!
( ˃ Д˂) Stop being intentionally ambiguous and passive-aggressive!
( ˃ Д˂) Generic statements regardless of who or what they're about piss me off!

821 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6898 14:08

( ˃ Д˂) I WISH EVERYONE IN THE WORLD WAS AUTISTIC!

822 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6898 15:21

( ˃ Д˂) HEADACHES!
( ˃ Д˂) EVERY SINGLE DAY!
( ˃ Д˂) PERHAPS THIS IS SYMPTOMATIC OF AN UNDERLYING MEDICAL CONDITION.

823 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6898 17:35

>>816
( ˃ Д˂) THE USA DOES NOT FUCK UP THE ENVIRONMENT THE MOST! CHINA DOES! CHINA MAKES LOS ANGELES LOOK LIKE PARADISE!

824 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6898 18:26

( ˃ Д˂) I GOT BANNED FROM A WEBSITE BECAUSE A SAD, EMO, SENSITIVE LITTLE BITCH GOT ME BANNED!

825 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6904 21:15

( ˃ Д˂) I'M TIRED, DESPITE THE FACT THAT I'VE DONE NOTHING BUT SIT AROUND ALL DAY!

826 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6904 22:09

( ˃ Д˂) WOMEN OPPRESSORS

827 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6904 22:35

( ˃ Д˂) I HAVE TO USE PUBLIC TRANSIT TOMORROW.
( ˃ Д˂) I HATE PUBLIC TRANSIT, AS MUCH AS I HATE PUBLIC. IT'S FILTHY.
( ˃ Д˂) NOT TO MENTION STRESSFUL.

828 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6905 13:48

( ˃ Д˂) I HAVE TO RATION READING MY BOOK BECAUSE IT'S ALL I'VE GOT FOR THE NEXT TEN DAYS!
( ˃ Д˂) AND I'M IN A FOREIGN COUNTRY SO IT'S NOT LIKE I CAN JUST BUY ANOTHER ONE!

829 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6906 22:05

( ˃ Д˂) I LOVE YOU!

830 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6907 04:41

( ˃ Д˂) I FUCKING LOVE HIM!!

831 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6907 04:55

( ˃ Д˂) I LOVE YOU BUT YOU NEVER TALK TO ME ANYMORE.

832 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6907 05:29

( ˃ Д˂) I LOVE YOU BUT YOU'RE AVOIDING ME!!

833 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6907 10:10

( ˃ Д˂) I LOVE FUCKING HIM!

834 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6907 10:15

( ˃ Д˂) I LOVE YOU BUT I FUCKED UP!

835 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6907 10:16

( ˃ Д˂) I LOVE YOU BUT FUCKED UP!

836 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6907 11:40

( ˃ ヮ˂) I LOVE FUCKING UP YOUR BUTT!

837 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6907 15:22

( ˃ ヮ˂) I FUCKING LOVED UP MY BUTT!

838 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6907 16:52

( ˃ ヮ˂) I FUCKING LOVE FUCKING YOUR FUCKING BUTT!

839 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6907 17:03

( ˃ ヮ˂) I FUCKING LOVE FUCKING YOUR FUCKING BUTT!

840 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6907 18:21

( ˃ Д˂) I LOVE THE FUCKED-UP YOU!!

841 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6907 23:49

( ˃ Д˂) STOP TALKING ABOUT LOVE YOU ASSHOLES!

842 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6908 01:28

( ˃ Д˂) BUT IT'S YOU WE LOVE, >841!
( ˃ Д˂) WHY CAN'T YOU JUST ACCEPT THAT?!

843 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6908 02:02

( ˃ Д˂) OH GREAT SOME REDDIOT THINKS HE HAS THIS BRILLIANT IDEA NOBODY'S EVER THOUGHT OF BEFORE
( ˃ Д˂) A FAN-MADE 3D POKEMON

( ˃ Д˂) YEAH, LIKE NINTENDO'S NEVER SERVED UP A C&D BEFORE

844 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6909 20:28

( ˃ Д˂) EVERYTHING REMINDS ME OF COMPUTER GAMES!

845 Name: rfdfujuyh : 1993-09-6909 21:02

846 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6909 23:56

( ˃ Д˂) SPAM!

847 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6910 17:19

( ˃ Д˂) I CAN'T EAT ALL THIS PASTA!

848 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6910 21:57

( ˃ Д˂) FUCKING VOICES!

849 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6910 22:01

( ˃ Д˂) FUCKING VOICES!

850 Name: ( ˃ Д˂) : 1993-09-6910 22:58

( ˃ Д˂) >>847 CAN'T HOLD ALL THESE LIMES!

851 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6911 16:30

( ˃ Д˂) INCOMPREHENSIBILITY INDUCING RAGE ADJFNIADJSHDIOJOOMDNWTUYLPOWRGJB

852 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6911 18:21

( ˃ Д˂) THEY WERE OUT OF THE PEANUT BUTTER CUP COOKIES AT SAFEWAY!

853 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6912 00:34

( ˃ Д˂) REAL PIANOS ARE NO LONGER SUFFICIENTLY APPRECIATED

854 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6922 22:13

( ˃ Д˂) THE VERIFICATION SYSTEM IS BROKEN AS FUCK!

855 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6922 22:26

( ˃ Д˂) THE DREAM I HAD LAST NIGHT IS NOT GOING TO COME TRUE!

856 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6922 22:43

( ˃ Д˂) I NEVER DREAM OF THINGS I'D LIKE TO COME TRUE, LIKE LOVE!!

857 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6923 19:19

( ˃ Д˂) TUMBLR SHITBAGS ON /dqn/

858 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6923 20:36

( ˃ Д˂) DQN SHITBAGS ON /dqn/

859 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6924 01:57

( ˃ Д˂) TUMBLR SHITFAGS LACKING BRAINCELLS

860 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6924 13:31

( ˃ Д˂) SLOW SERVERS

861 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6924 22:22

( ˃ Д˂) 4CHAN ADDED A NEW BOARD THAT DOESN'T ALLOW SAGE!
( ˃ Д˂) I GET THE IDEA, BUT IT'S PERPETUATING THE DUMB SAGE-AS-INSULT MYTH THAT STARTED WITH "BANNED FOR SAGING FOR A MOD THREAD"!
( ˃ Д˂) GOD DAMN IT MOOT YOU'VE BEEN RUNNING AN ANONYMOUS BOARD FOR ALMOST NINE YEARS NOW, WHY DON'T YOU GET IT?

862 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6924 23:21

( ˃ Д˂) 4CHAN'S BEEN AROUND FOR NINE FUCKING YEARS?

I feel old.

863 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6925 12:19

( ˃ Д˂) BEING OLD!

864 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6925 23:20

( ˃ Д˂) WHO THE **FUCK** THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO HAVE GLOSSY LAPTOP SCREENS?

865 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6926 18:19

( ˃ Д˂) NO AMOUNT OF MATURITY CAN MAKE UP FOR A LACK OF EXPERIENCE!

866 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6926 19:19

( ˃ Д˂) NO AMOUNT OF MATURITY CAN MAKE FOR A LACK OF AGE!

867 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6927 01:43

( ˃ Д˂) NO AMOUNT OF MOE CAN MAKE UP FOR A LACK OF DEPTH!

868 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6927 10:23

( ˃ Д˂) NO AMOUNT OF ELECTRIC FANS CAN MAKE UP FOR A LACK OF AIR CONDITIONING!

869 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6930 17:08

( ˃ Д˂) EVERY MORNING MY BODY WAITS UNTIL I'VE TAKEN MY MORNING SHOWER BEFORE IT DECIDES IT WANTS TO TAKE A SHIT!

( ˃ Д˂) THERE'S AN ORDER TO THESE THINGS, YOU STUPID BODY

870 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6930 17:55

>>869
( ˃ Д˂) I KNOW EXACTLY HOW YOU FEEL AND I AM ANGRY ABOUT IT!

871 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6931 00:52

>>869, have you tried magic? (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

872 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6931 17:29

( ˃ Д˂) FUCK YOU >>871 YOU STINKY HIPPIE

873 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6931 18:05

( ˃ Д˂) THIS SECURITY AUDIT IS TAKING TOO LONG!

874 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6931 21:37

( ˃ Д˂) I read a thread and then I made a post where I agreed with >>1 in that thread and then I realized that I was >>1 in that thread!

875 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6932 00:43

( ˃ Д˂) I'M DRUNK! IN THE MOOD FOR REQUIEM BY MOZART! WISH I COULD HEAR IT!

876 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6933 20:55

( ˃ Д˂) I'M SITTING IN A CAFE NEAR A GROUP OF MY GOD DAMN IDIOT PEERS AND THEY KEEP USING TERMS LIKE "PER SE" AND "LITERALLY" IN THE WRONG CONTEXT

( ˃ Д˂) DON'T TRY TO SOUND SMART BY USING TERMS YOU HAVE NO CLUE HOW TO USE! ESPECIALLY LATIN TERMS. FUCKING SHIT

877 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6933 23:55

>>876
( ˃ Д˂) THE MOST TROUBLING PART IS, THERE'S A FINE LINE BETWEEN THE RESPECTFUL PRESERVATION OF STANDARD ENGLISH AND I-JUST-READ-IN-A-WEBCOMIC-THAT-YOU'RE-WRONG PRESCRIPTIVISM!
( ˃ Д˂) BE CAREFUL, LEST YOU LOSE EVERYONE YOU LOVE!

878 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6934 04:37

( ˃ Д˂) I DON'T GET HUNG UP ON MISUSED TERMS UNLESS THEY'RE MISUSED BY SOMEONE WHO'S OBVIOUSLY TRYING TO SOUND SMART BY MISUSING THEM. THAT'S A WHOLE LOT OF MISUSE.

( ゚ -゚) Also, I have no friends to lose.

879 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6934 14:32

( ˃ Д˂) MY NECK HURTS

880 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6934 15:00

>>879
( ˃ Д˂) MAYBE IT'S TORTICOLLIS?
( ˃ Д˂) I HAD THAT ONCE AND IT WAS THE MOST PAINFUL THING I'VE EVER EXPERIENCED!
( ˃ Д˂) UNFORTUNATELY, IT'S JUST A FANCY NAME FOR "A STIFF NECK", SO NOBODY BELIEVED ME!

881 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6934 16:27

>>874
( ˃ Д˂) THEN WHO WAS >1?

882 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6934 17:32

>>880
( ˃ Д˂) MAYBE! IT DOESN'T HURT NOW AT LEAST.
( ˃ Д˂) BUT I'M STILL ANGRY BECAUSE THIS TORRENT IS SLOW!

883 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6934 19:09

>>881
So ( ˃ Д˂) with ( ゚ ヮ゚) and making out wen the phone rigns. ( ˃ Д˂) anser it n the vioce is “wut r u doing wit ( ゚ ヮ゚)?” ( ˃ Д˂) tell ( ゚ ヮ゚) n she say “my ( ´ω`) is ded”. THEN WHO WAS >>1?

884 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6934 19:22

( ˃ Д˂) THAT'S NOT ANGRY ENOUGH, >>883

885 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6935 00:25

( ˃ Д˂) STICKING IT UP THE BUTTHOLE UNTIL IT BLEEDS

886 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6937 18:07

( ˃ Д˂) MY FAVOURITE MINECRAFT SERVER IS STILL DOWN!

887 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6937 20:42

( ˃ Д˂) MY COMPUTER IS OLD, AND I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH NEETBUX TO BUY A NEW ONE!

888 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6938 02:07

( ˃ Д˂) MY EYES ARE SODA, YO!

889 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6940 19:56

( ˃ Д˂) ABJECT FAILURE!

890 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6940 22:48

( ˃ Д˂) LEAGUE OF LEGENDS IS FOR FILTHY NORMIES!

891 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6941 01:21

( ˃ Д˂) I KEEP FORGETTING WHICH POSTS ARE MINE!

892 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6941 01:36

( ˃ Д˂) >>887 SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD-FOR-NOTHING SELF-ENTITLED CHILD AND I WANT TO PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE

893 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6941 03:04

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894 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6945 13:21

( ˃ Д˂) I WANT TO EAT BUT I'D HAVE TO GET DRESSED FIRST BECAUSE THERE'S PEOPLE DOWNSTAIRS!

895 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6945 13:53

( ˃ Д˂) I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK TO DO FOR THIS MATHS QUESTION AND NO-ONE'S AROUND TO HELP!

896 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6945 14:11

( ˃ Д˂) I HAD A KIDNEY STONE AND URINARY TRACT INFECTION SIMULTANEOUSLY LAST NIGHT!

897 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6945 17:51

( ˃ Д˂) MY CLASS IS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF CAMPUS AND THE PROFESSOR STILL HELD US LATE!
( ˃ Д˂) THIS WOULD BE FINE EXCEPT IT'S SPRAWLING AND HILLY AND A HALF-MILE ACROSS AND I'M CRAZY ASTHMATIC

898 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6956 04:45

( ˃ Д˂) IT OFFENDS ME AND I WANT IT TO KEEP OFFENDING ME, YOU CLASS-LACKING FUCK!

899 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6957 07:55

( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE ALL THE TIME EVERYWHERE!

900 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6958 01:31

( ˃ Д˂) I WANT TO PUNCH EVERYONE ON NPR IN THE THROAT!

901 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6959 16:30

( ˃ Д˂) I MISSED THE 900GET

902 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6959 18:08

( ˃ Д˂) I STILL END UP CHECKING WHETHER HE'S ALIVE EVERY SINGLE DAY, EVEN THOUGH HE MUST HAVE STOPPED CARING ABOUT ME LONG AGO!!

903 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6959 22:37

( ˃ Д˂) THE WORLD IS TOO BIG!

904 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6964 22:30

( ˃ Д˂)EVENING CLASSES!

905 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6965 12:54

( ˃ Д˂) ADOBE FLASH!

906 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6965 13:46

( ˃ Д˂) MICROSOFT SILVERLIGHT!

907 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6966 05:15

( ˃ Д˂) MY GLASSES ARE DIRTY BUT I HAVE NOTHING TO WIPE THEM ON!

908 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6966 17:29

( ˃ Д˂) NO ONE WILL LET ME JUST SIT AROUND AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES ALL DAY ANY MORE!

909 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6966 21:16

( ˃ Д˂) NO ONE EVER LET ME JUST SIT AROUND AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES PERIOD!

910 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6967 10:34

( ˃ Д˂) WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU COMING TO ME EXPECTING CONSOLATION? I'M A HEARTLESS BASTARD, REMEMBER!

911 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6967 15:28

( ˃ Д˂) AAAAAH I WANNA QUIT MY JOB AND PLAY VIDEOGAMES, aaaaaAAAAAAあああああああ

912 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6967 15:43

( ˃ Д˂) I ONLY HAVE 3 DOLLARS IN MY WALLET AND NOT MUCH IN MY BANK ACCOUNT!

913 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6967 19:02

( ˃ Д˂) ALL THE WOMEN I MEET ONLY WANT SEX

914 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6967 21:35

( ˃ Д˂) THEY WANT TO FUCK IN THE BACK SEAT AND WANT ME TO DRIVE!

915 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6967 21:40

( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE ARE BEING LEWD!

916 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6968 02:50

( ˃ Д˂) AND RUDE!

( ˃ Д˂) I JUST WANT TO WATCH FAMILY FEUD!

917 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6968 06:11

( ˃ Д˂) POSTS ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS AND SEX PUT ME IN A BAD MOOD

918 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6968 09:43

( ˃ Д˂) I'M HUNGRY!

919 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6968 20:05

( ˃ Д˂) MY GIRLFRIEND'S A PRUDE!

920 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6968 21:04

( ˃ Д˂) I WANT A PRUDISH GIRLFRIEND!

921 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6969 03:40

( ˃ Д˂) NO ONE HAS BORDERLANDS 2 BUT ME
( ˃ Д˂) MY GIRLFRIEND ISN'T INTERESTED IN IT

922 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6969 04:22

>>921
I'll play it with you if you buy it for me.

( ˃ Д˂) VIDEO GAMES ARE TOO EXPENSIVE!
( ˃ Д˂) STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET NEVER BUY ME THINGS WITH NO EXPECTATION OF RECIPROCATION!

923 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6969 10:14

( ˃ Д˂) VIDEO GAMES ARE GAY

924 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6969 17:59

( ˃ Д˂) SO ARE MOVIES

925 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6971 22:17

( ˃ Д˂) I HATE PUBLIC DISPLAYS OF AFFECTION!
( ˃ Д˂) IS THE GROCERY STORE PARKING LOT REALLY SUCH A ROMANTIC PLACE? GROPE YOUR STUPID GIRLFRIEND SOMEWHERE ELSE!

926 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6972 08:45

( ˃ Д˂) I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO TRIPLE POST JUST TO KEEP MY FAVOURITE THREAD ALIVE!

927 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6972 16:15

( ˃ Д˂) TRIPLE POSTERS SUCK FAT HAIRY CAMEL SACKS!

928 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6972 19:46

( ˃ Д˂) WHAT IS LOVE

929 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6973 02:06

( ˃ Д˂) ( ˃ Д˂) ( ˃ Д˂) BABY DON'T HURT ME
( ˃ Д˂) ( ˃ Д˂) ( ˃ Д˂) DON'T HURT ME
( ˃ Д˂) ( ˃ Д˂) ( ˃ Д˂) NO MORE

930 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6973 03:25

( ˃ Д˂) I'M NOW THINKING OF THAT WHAT IS LOVE ANIMATED .GIF FILE!

931 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6973 06:21

( ˃ Д˂) FOOBAR2K WON'T READ ALBUMARTIST FROM CUE SHEETS

932 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6973 13:38

( ˃ Д˂) THIS RAIN IS TERRIBLE!

933 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 03:38

( ˃ Д˂) I KEPT FARTING ALL CLASS AND I DON'T KNOW WHY!
( ˃ Д˂) NOW MY HEAD REALLY HURTS!

934 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 19:56

( ˃ Д˂) OH GOD I FARTED MY BRAINS LOOSE!

935 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6975 07:00

( ˃ Д˂) I CAN NEVER REMEMBER DREAMS IN THEIR ENTIRETY!

936 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6975 08:01

( ˃ Д˂) I'VE BEEN FARTING 8-10 TIMES PER HOUR FOR THE PAST FUCKING WEEK!

937 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6975 15:34

( ˃ Д˂) I SPILLED POTASSIUM PERMANGANATE ALL OVER MY THUMB AND THOUGHT IT WAS BLOOD!
( ˃ Д˂) FUCK COLOURBLINDNESS!

938 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6976 02:55

( ˃ Д˂) I CAN'T FIND A SEAT FOR MY SCOOTER!

939 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6983 16:03

( ˃ Д˂) FUCK RESPONSIBILITY! FUCK DEADLINES! FUCK ME FOR BEING UNABLE TO DEAL WITH THESE THINGS!

940 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6985 09:36

( ˃ Д˂) LAST NIGHT I HAD A NIGHTMARE THAT I WAS IN A FALLING ELEVATOR AND IT DIDN'T STOP FALLING UNTIL I WOKE UP!

941 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6985 22:11

( ˃ Д˂) I CAN FEEL A MIGRAINE COMING ON AND THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO ABOUT IT!

942 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6985 23:59

( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE USING TILDES WHERE THEY SHOULD BE USING WAVE DASHES

943 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6986 00:02

( ・ω・) I had a dream where I met the perfect woman and she loved me with a reverent sincerity that was awe inspiring

( ˃ Д˂) THEN I FUCKING WOKE UP ALONE IN THIS FLYSPECK TRAILER PARK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING DESERT!

944 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6986 20:28

( ˃ Д˂) I CAN'T DECIDE WHETHER OR NOT I WANT TO MASTURBATE!

945 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 16:53

>>944 so did'ja jack it?

946 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 19:16

( ˃ Д˂) I WANTED MY BEER IN BOTTLES, NOT CANS!

947 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 07:55

( ˃ Д˂) GIRLS (ANIME FANS) CALLING ANY CRAP CUTE (MOE). BOLLOCKS.

948 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7001 05:05

( ˃ Д˂) FULL WIDTH LATIN CHARACTERS HANDLED AT THE CHARACTER ENCODING LEVEL!

949 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7002 20:18

( ˃ Д˂) WHY WON'T THAT DOG OUTSIDE SHUT UP!! SHUT UP, YOU DUMB DOG, SHUT UP!!

950 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7002 22:03

( ˃ Д˂) NO! FUCK YOU! EVA IS SHIT!

951 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7003 03:33

( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE EVA

952 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 12:03

( ˃ Д˂) RECURRING ILLNESS!

953 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 22:52

( ˃ Д˂) dissociation

954 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7010 04:05

( ˃ Д˂) SLOW LOADING TIMES

955 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7010 06:05

( ˃ Д˂) CURSE MY TRANSGRESSIVE PARAPHILIAS!

956 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7010 10:24

( ˃ Д˂) FUCK YOU SPELLCHECK! COMPLEXOMETRIC IS TOTALLY A WORD!

957 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7011 14:20

( ˃ Д˂) FUCKING MINECRAFT SERVER! GET BACK ONLINE, YOU LAZY SACK OF SHIT!

958 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7011 14:53

( ˃ Д˂) BEING PESTERED TO "LIKE" SOME ORGANIZATION ON FACEBOOK
( ˃ Д˂) FUCK YOUR FUCKING FACEBOOK YOU FUCKING SACK OF SHIT

959 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7011 21:00

( ˃ Д˂) HISTORY REPEATING ITSELF!

( ˃ Д˂) GUY FAWKES NIGHT HAS BEEN OVER FOR FIVE DAYS ALREADY!

960 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7018 15:42

( ˃ Д˂) HAVING SHITTY CIRCULATION!
( ˃ Д˂) I'VE BEEN BACK FROM MY WALK FOR TWENTY MINUTES NOW AND MY HANDS ARE STILL ALMOST NUMB!

961 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7034 13:16

( ˃ Д˂) LIFE IS STRESSFUL!

962 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7034 16:31

( ˃ Д˂) I HAVE TO BORROW RENT MONEY FROM MY ROOMMATE THIS MONTH! BEING WORTHLESS!

963 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7036 12:55

( ˃ Д˂) SOME FUCKASSES IN THIS LIBRARY ARE TOO FUCKING LAZY TO CLEAN UP AFTER THEMSELVES!

964 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7071 14:39

( ˃ Д˂) TURNS OUT THE EXAM I THOUGHT I WAS DOING IN JUNE IS ACTUALLY GOING TO BE IN LESS THAN A WEEK!

965 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7072 00:59

( ˃ Д˂) I HAVE TO POOP AND I DON'T WANT TO GET UP

966 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7072 02:32

>>965 use the trash can

967 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7072 04:36

( ˃ Д˂) WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MY BLADDER AND PROSTRATE?! I TOOK A PISS, AND I STILL FEEL LIKE MY BLADDER IS BURSTING! THIS SUCKS BIG TIME!

968 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7072 08:42

>>967
( ˃ Д˂) MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY PEEING STANDING UP INSTEAD OF PRONE

969 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7072 12:13

( ˃ Д˂) JESUS CHRIST, STOP TALKING ABOUT EXCRETION ALREADY!

970 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7072 15:05

ファッキュ━━━( ゚Д゚)凸━━━ !!

971 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7073 12:43

( ˃ Д˂) I WANT TO SLEEP DAMMIT

972 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7073 16:11

( ˃ Д˂) I WANT THAT HEINOUS HEDGEHOG HAMMERED!

973 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7074 03:32

( ˃ Д˂) I WANT THAT HORRIBLE HAMSTER HOBBLED!

974 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7074 04:08

( ˃ Д˂) SILLY INTERCAL, I CAN TOTALLY PRONOUNCE "CLONEPA"

975 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7074 05:27

( ˃ Д˂) >>974 MADE MY HEAD EXPLODE

976 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7074 07:17

( ˃ Д˂) FUCKING ANIMAL GET OUT OF MY ATTIC AND GO BACK OUT INTO NATURE WHERE YOU BELONG! I HAVE NOTHING FOR YOUUUU!!!!

977 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7080 10:30

( ˃ Д˂) NEVERENDING PAPERWORK!

You wake up one morning, roll back the curtains, and everything outside is covered in snow. Apart from it isn't snow, it's paperwork. The curtain in your hand is made of sheets of paperwork. Your hand, which is holding the curtain, is wrapped in paperwork. Underneath this layer of paperwork, your hand itself is made of paperwork. You are paperwork. Your individual cells must fill out permission slips in order to undergo mitosis or apopt∵sis. You try to scream, but ∴ll that c∵∴es ∵ut of y∵∴r m∵uth is a fract∴l v∵rtex o∴ p∵∴erw∵r∴. ∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∴∵∴ERI∵USLY TH∴UGH, FUCK PAPERWORK.

978 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7083 08:56

( ˃ Д˂) MY EXAM'S TOMORROW INSTEAD OF TODAY HOW COULD I FUCK THAT UP NOW I HAVE TO RE-BUY TRAIN TICKETS FUCK

979 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7085 13:08

( ˃ Д˂) WILL THIS THREAD NEVER REACH 999?!

980 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7086 03:33

( ˃ Д˂) I FORGOT HOW TO POOP!

981 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7091 13:22

( ˃ Д˂) MAKING FRUSTRATINGLY SLOW PROGRESS ON AN ASSIGNMENT!

982 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7091 14:24

( ˃ Д˂) IT'S NEITHER POOP NOR CHOCOLATE, IT'S SHIT!

983 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7091 18:16

( ˃ Д˂) HEY LLOYD I'M READY TO BE HEARTBROKEN YOU FUCK

984 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7091 18:41

(´ー`) >>983 Lloyd Cole is a friend of my family, I've been backstage with him.

985 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7093 10:07

( ˃ Д˂) I HAVE MORE THAN THREE HOURS TO KILL AND VERY LITTLE WORTH DOING!

986 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7095 02:33

( ˃ Д˂) I DON'T WANT TO GO TO BED! FUCK YOU, BODY!

987 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7099 08:58

( ˃ Д˂) ITS BEEN 2 WEEKS AND NO-ONE HAS POSTED THE NEW CHAPTER OF WATAMOTE YET, ITS FORTNIGHTLY, FORTNIGHTLY.

988 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7099 10:35

( ˃ Д˂) FUCK YOU, >>1!

989 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7099 12:58

( ˃ Д˂)>>987 YANDERE KANOJO IS IN THE SAME MAGAZINE AND IT CAME OUT 4 DAYS AGO.

990 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7099 13:01

( ˃ Д˂) >>989 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I HOPE I HATE THIS YANDERE KANOJO SHIT.
[thank you though]

991 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7099 14:36

( ˃ Д˂) NIHONGO IS CAUSING MY BRAIN TO MELT!

992 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7101 23:34

( ˃ Д˂) THIS THREAD IS ALMOST OVER!

993 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7102 03:07

People think the harder they work the more they deserve. Seems natural, but is it?

994 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7102 11:26

>>993
( ˃ Д˂) SHOUT LOUDER! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

995 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7103 07:29

( ˃ Д˂) GETTING MY DEGREE IS SO HARD!

996 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7103 10:27

( ˃ Д˂) DOES MY RAGING BONER COUNT AS ANGRY!

997 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7103 12:20

>>996
( ˃ Д˂) THAT WAS THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY FOR AN INTERROBANG AND YOU DIDN'T TAKE IT!

998 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7103 12:34

( ˃ Д˂) >>998GET‽

999 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7103 15:38

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