[ITT]We ban the person who posted before[Moderation] (999)

1 Name: Lord Pentium!PG1mP76kIY : 1993-09-5640 16:03

>>0 is banned for not posting.

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5640 16:47

>>1 is banned for making this thread

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5640 20:53

>>2 is banned for 2GET.

4 Name: ENKI-][ : 1993-09-5640 20:56

>>3 is banned for banning >>2

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5640 20:59

>>4 is banned for impersonating a mod.

6 Name: Lord Pentium!PG1mP76kIY : 1993-09-5641 01:15

( ˃ „D˂) >>5 IS BANNED FOR NOT BEING ANGRY ENOUGH!

7 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-5641 04:45

>>6 is assigned banned status for internet advertising

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5641 05:14

>>7 is banned for being a unique individual.

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5641 09:17

>>8 is banned for having an even-numbered post number.

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5641 09:57

>>9 is banned for being odd.

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5641 11:42

>>10 is banned for bringing this thread's reply count into double figures

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5641 15:29

>>11 is banned for double posting.

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5641 15:46

>>12 is banned for being a panda.

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5641 16:53

>>13 is banned for individualism

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5641 17:07

>>14 is banned for being one of many

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5641 17:11

>>14 is banned BECAUSE IT'S WINTER

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5641 18:37

>>16 is banned for banning the wrong person

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5641 18:52

>>17 is banned for beating me to >>16

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5641 19:21

>>18 is banned for being a slow mod

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5641 19:29

>>18 is banned for being sharp like an incisor

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5641 19:30

>>19 is banned for hating pandas

22 Name: Lord Pentium!gcmLJO5D4c : 1993-09-5641 19:32

>>20 and >>21 are both banned for banning the wrong people.

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5641 20:22

>>22
Is banned for being an unwanted namefag, lose the name, and lose the ban

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5641 20:43

>>23 is banned for holding membership within a superstructure that espouses elitism

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5641 21:27

>>24 is banned for being a hypocrite

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5641 22:24

>>27 is banned for tardiness.

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5641 23:43

>>26 is banned for not being tardy enough.

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5642 08:17

>>27 is banned for getting all the answers and the bonus correct. He's making us all look like we don't know calculus, or something.

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5642 08:49

>>28 is banned.

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5642 14:39

>>29 is banned for posting in September

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5642 14:58

>>30 is banned for not moderating (banning) in moderation.

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5642 19:17

>>31 is banned because I got a two-letter captcha (fo).

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5642 22:43

>>32 is banned because.

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5642 22:58

>>33 is banned for not giving a reason.

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5642 23:32

>>34 is banned for being a rules lawyer.

36 Name: ENKI-][ : 1993-09-5643 00:30

>>35 is banned for NOT LIKING OUR RULES, DAMNIT

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5643 02:31

>>36 is banned for shouting.

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5643 03:31

>>37 is banned for not banning >>36 because he's a namefag

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5643 05:27

>>38 banned for /b/ speak

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5643 05:49

>>39 banned for mentioning THEY WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED.

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5643 15:22

>>40 banned for fearing those pussy death eaters!

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5643 16:09

>>41 is banned for using an incoherent insult.

43 Name: Lord Pentium!gcmLJO5D4c : 1993-09-5643 19:28

>>42 is banned for being the Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5643 21:03

>>43 is banned for making a passé reference to a 30-year-old science-fiction radio show.

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5644 16:25

>>44 is banned for not realising the novel is naturally superior.

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5644 18:20

>>45 is banned for his stupid opinion.

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5644 19:44

>>46 is banned for ad-hominem attacks.

48 Name: Lord Pentium!PG1mP76kIY : 1993-09-5644 22:52

>>47 is banned for treating logical fallacy as banworthy.

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5645 02:13

>>48 is banned for evading his banned, been banned over 3 times now

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5645 03:32

>>49 is banned for attempting to ban THE UNBANNABLE ONE.

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5645 23:06

>>50 is banned for 1 day

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5646 00:36

>>51 is banned for voting for the stimulus package without actually reading any of it.

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5646 12:00

>>52 is banned for using the word "package" in an inappropriate context.

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5646 18:19

>>53 is banned for captcha abuse, regarding them as "gotcha" journalism

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5648 00:22

>>54 is banned for banning with a stupid reason, (oh the hypocrisy)

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5648 00:35

>>55 is banned for explaining the joke.

57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5648 11:17

>>56 is banned for needing jokes explained.

58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5648 23:12

>>57 is banned because... I forgot why I was going to ban him... But, well, he's still banned!

59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5649 00:13

>>58 is banned for being a forgetful gaijin.

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5649 02:31

>>59 is banned for repeated instances of single-posting.

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5649 04:23

>>60 Is banned for making a post that falls on a composite number.

62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5649 06:49

>>61 is a prime example of why we need more bans.

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5649 08:39

>>62 Is banned for not having a VIP QUALITY ban.

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5649 11:32

>>63 banned for VIP in DQN

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5649 14:56

>>64 is banned for ‚c‚p‚mᅠ‚c‚p‚mᅠ‚k‚n‚k

66 Name: @i_QjQj : 1993-09-5650 00:04

>>65 is banned for being an elitist.

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5650 00:52

>>66 is banned for being a big fat butt

68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5650 03:39

>>67 is banned for forgetting a full stop at the end of his sentence.

69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5650 19:58

>>68 is banned for being a grammer Nazi.

70 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5650 20:17

>>69 is banned for being Omega Tiger Woods.

ANAL COCK OF THE NORTH PENIS

71 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5650 21:00

>>70 is banned for being distasteful

72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5651 08:37

>>71 is banned for...

(◕ ◡ ◕) OH IT'S >>71-SAN!
(> ◡ ˂) I could never ban you!

73 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-5651 10:25

>>71-72 are banned for not taking their private conversation to PM.
Don't spam, kids!

74 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5651 14:37

>>73 is banned for banning >>71-san.

Nobody cares about the fan-boy though.

75 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5651 19:40

>>74 is banned for banning MODD (again)

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5652 20:25

>>75 is banned for using bold text that is not necessary. We run out of bold text pretty fast, so don't waste it!

77 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5652 22:54

>>76 is banned for trying to tell others what to do.

78 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5652 23:30

>>77 is banned for trying to tell others what to do.

79 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5653 02:34

>>78 is banned for trying to tell others what to tell others to do.

80 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5655 00:03

>>79 is banned, no appeals.

81 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5655 00:08

>>80 is banned for trying to tell others what to do.

82 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5655 01:18

>>81 is banned for trying to restart unfunny circular posting.

83 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5655 01:35

>>82 is banned for not playing along because it would have been hilarious.

84 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5655 06:28

>>83 is banned for being easily amused.

85 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5655 07:23

>>84 is banned for having a snobby sense of humor.

86 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5655 11:54

>>85 is banned for conduct unbecoming of a member of the elitist superstructure.

87 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5655 14:27

>>85 is banned for conduct becoming of a member of the Pax Tsukuru.

88 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5655 14:50

>>87 is banned for using "member" rather than "affiliate".

89 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5655 17:33

>>88 is banned for domain parking

90 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5656 04:06

>>89 is banned for being an internet traffic cop.

91 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5656 17:39

>>90 is banned for name-calling.

92 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5657 00:30

>>91 is banned for wearing white after labor day.

93 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5657 01:47

>>92 is banned for making me think of an awful TV show.

94 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5657 22:52

>>93 is banned for watching awful TV shows.

95 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5658 07:51

>>94 is banned for overstepping his authority.

96 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5658 21:01

>>95 is banned for false accusations.

97 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5659 03:13

>>96 is banned for true allegations.

98 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5659 06:17

>>97 is a big fat butt which we have no use for

99 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5659 06:41

>>98 is banned for promoting the heretical view that the really short song has only one line

100 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5659 14:49

>>99 is banned for inquisition. also 100GET mother lover - grip, then tip ya cup!

101 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5659 20:38

>100 is banned for 100getting.

102 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5659 20:48

>>101 is banned for failing to link a post correctly.

103 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5661 00:17

>>102 is banned for being ugly.

104 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5661 00:44

>>103 is banned for being ugly enough to stop a clock.

105 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5661 03:03

>>104 is banned. His parents must be very proud of him.

106 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5661 11:42

>>105 is banned for sassing all over the place.

107 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5661 17:05

>>106 is banned for exaling too loudly

108 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5662 00:12

>>107 is banned for exaling too quietly

109 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-5662 06:50

>>1-6,8-108 are banned for failing to assign banned status properly.

110 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5662 08:42

>>109 is banned for improper banning procedure.

111 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5662 13:51

>>110 is sudged for banning.

112 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5662 14:03

>>111 is banned for *** ***** ****

113 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5662 16:06

>>112 is banned for password protection

114 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5662 17:39

>>113 is banned for forgetting his password

115 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5663 01:58

>>114 is banned for using 'password' as his password and feeling clever for doing so.

116 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5663 17:52

>>115 is banned for using squirrel injection as a dastardly means to hack password caches.

117 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5663 21:32

>>116 is banned for injecting pure caffeine into squirrels to watch them dance.

118 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5663 21:37

>>117 is banned for having a stupid face

119 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5663 21:42

>>118 is banned for following me around like a creepy little shit.

120 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5665 02:54

>>119 is banned for not knowing what to do with crazy stalkers.

121 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5665 03:39

>>120 is banned for having stalker experience.

122 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5665 05:25

>>121 is banned for not carrying out enough w's

123 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5665 21:11

>>122 is banned for not carrying out and is w

124 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5668 21:28

>>123 is banned for carrying out too many w's.

125 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5668 21:54

>>124 is banned for using a greengrocer's apostrophe.

126 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5668 23:02

>>125 is banned for pooping in a grocery store's produce section.

127 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5669 13:47

>>126 is banned for having diarrhea all over the meat.

128 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5669 15:02

>>127 is banned for having an attack of burning hersheysquirts all over the sushi.

129 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5669 22:28

>>128 is banned for expunging his coffee enema in the toilet. Are you nuts? I could have sold that with a 5500% markup at Starbucks!

130 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5670 06:16

>>129 is banned for having a disturbing interest in other people's poo.

131 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5670 22:24

>>130 is banned for having a disturbing interest in people who have a disturbing interest in other people's poo.

132 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5671 04:21

>>131 is banned for making Hitler seem like a bus conductor

133 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5671 05:31

>>132 is banned for minimizing Hitler's crimes.

134 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5671 12:25

>>133 is banned for mentioning Hitler. Oh shi-!

135 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5671 13:37

>>134 is banned for nearly starting an infinite loop.

136 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5671 15:43

>>135 is banned for ending a potential infinite loop.

137 Name: ( ˃ ƒ˂) : 1993-09-5671 15:51

>>136 is banned for ignoring the mention of Hitler.

138 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5671 16:22

>>137 is banned for Godwin's law.

139 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5671 17:42

>>138 is banned for assuming Usenet rules apply to DQN.

140 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5671 20:21

>>139 is banned for saying Usenet.

141 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5671 20:56

>>140 is banned for trying to bury the past.

142 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5671 22:18

>>141 is banned for exhuming the past.

143 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5672 13:07

>>142 is banned for yet another shitty joke about reversing the previous poster's intent.

144 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5672 15:45

>>143 is banned for being a mong

145 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5672 17:32

>>144 is banned for not using more creative insults.

146 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5672 17:41

>>145 is banned for owning a DVD rewinder.

147 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5672 17:58

>>146 is banned for incurring excessive late fees on his rental DVD rewinder.

148 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5672 18:28

>>147 is banned for neglecting to give the Elitist Superstructure a cut of his grey-market DVD rewinder business.

149 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5672 23:06

>>148 is banned for being the Elitist Superstructure's hired goon.

150 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5672 23:14

>>149 is banned for not kow-towing to his rightful masters

151 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5673 12:37

>>150 is banned for forcing me to use the term wapanese. Fucking wapanese.

152 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5673 23:26

>>151 is banned for using "wapanese" rather than its replacement term "weeaboo".

153 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5674 17:07

>>152 is banned for my personal amusement.

154 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5674 19:12

>>153 is banned for the audacity of amusing himself rather than waiting for his regular allotment of amusement to be dispensed.

155 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5674 20:11

>>154 is banned for attempting to establish a DQN police state.

156 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5674 20:34

>>155 is banned because it's almost not winter anymore.

157 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5675 05:25

>>156 is banned because we don't actually have winter here.

Consulting the The Magic BanHammer(tm) it says: "A++++++ would ban again."

158 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5675 16:24

>>157 is banned because, at this very moment, there are potato-chip sized snowflakes falling all over the goddamn place.

159 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5676 08:28

>>158 is banned for trying to eat the snow again. Go get some real potato chips.

160 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5676 11:59

>>159 is banned for advocating unhealthy food choices. Go eat some tofu.

161 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5676 12:38

>>160 is banned for being a damned hippie. Go eat a T-bone steak.

162 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5676 17:48

>>161 is banned for not-so-subtle politically conservative leanings.

163 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5676 19:21

>>162 is banned for expecting political subtlety on DQN.

164 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5676 19:52

>>163 is banned

165 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5677 01:06

>>164 is banned for not giving a reason.

166 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5677 01:07

>>165 is banned for not giving a flying fuck.

167 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5677 20:17

>>166 is banned for joining the mile-high club while on the ground.

168 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5677 23:31

>>167 Is banned for giving a shit to something other than a toilet, latrine, or compost maker.

169 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5677 23:35

>>168 is banned for not donating enough shit to organic waste manufacturers.

170 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5678 00:47

>>171 is banned for trying to ban me

171 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5678 05:28

>>170 is banned, but only in self-defense.

172 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5678 15:42

>>171 is banned, with a DOUBLE TEAM BAN ATTACK.

173 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5678 16:14

>>172 is banned for unnecessary use of caps lock.

174 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5678 22:27

>>173 is banned for not using even a single CAPITAL LETTER in his post.

175 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5679 06:05

>>174 is bæˆæˆ æˆnaæsˆæˆnnæˆæˆæˆæˆæˆæˆæˆ æˆæˆ æˆæb

176 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5679 16:26

>>174 is banned for being too DQN for DQN.

177 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5679 22:17

>>176 is banned for missing his mark.

178 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5680 09:34

>>177 is banned for making the mark.

179 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5680 16:06

>>178 is banned for the greasy mark on his shirt.

180 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5681 02:46

>>179 is banned for posting while not wearing pants.

181 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5681 05:32

>>180 is banned for turning around.

182 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5681 14:57

>>181 is banned for drawing a swallow on his neck

183 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5681 15:14

>>182 is banned for drawing a penis on my cheek after I drank too much and passed out.

184 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5681 17:04

>>183 is banned for getting drunk on a diet coke.

185 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5681 17:52

>>184 is banned for draining a huge cyst into the punchbowl when nobody was looking.

186 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5681 20:28

>>185 is banned for being gross

187 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5681 21:40

>>186 is banned for being grossed out by >>185

188 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5682 18:26

>>187 is banned for making fun of >>186's weak stomach.

189 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5682 19:49

>>188 is banned for mollycoddling.

190 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 00:30

>>189 Is banned for encoding music and video into obscure formats.

191 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 02:24

>>190 is banned for encoding music only into annoyingly large files using a lossless format.

192 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 14:29

>>191 is banned for seeding only music encoded into annoyingly large files using a lossless format.

193 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 14:29

>>191 is banned for still using a hard drive from the mid-1980s.

194 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 14:32

>>193 is banned for not banning >>192. >>192 is banned for attempting to get out of ban free.

195 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 14:33

>>194 is banned for multi-banning.

196 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 14:34

>>1-193,195 are banned for mono-banning.

197 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 15:02

>>196 is banned for thread-banning.

198 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 15:03

>>196 is banned for indiscriminate mass banning.

199 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 15:10

>>198 is banned for issuing a ban to a banee currently banned.

200 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 15:45

>>199 is banned for not banning >>198 for not banning >>197

201 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 15:47

>>199 is banned for at least 200 different well-known reasons.

202 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 15:47

>>201 is banned for being slow on the trigger.

203 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 20:06

>>202 is banned for using the word "trigger" in a non-gun thread.

204 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 22:57

>>203 Is banned for mentioning Ron Paul in a discussion of Republicans

205 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 23:58

>>204 is banned for supporting Obama in the Democratic primaries and then switching to the Republicans and voting for McCain in November.

206 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5684 00:05

>>190 is banned for stalking

207 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5684 02:43

>>205 and >>206 are banned for fucking in the supply closet.

208 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5684 02:46

>>207 is banned for stealing from pipe storage and using his really nice pipe to whack the two lovers in the supply closet.

209 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5684 20:57

>>208 is banned for putting the whole site into italics without permission.

210 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5685 22:51

>>209 Is banned for building an epilepsy support webiste and making all text in flashing letters.

211 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5686 14:26

>>210 is banned for linking to it on epilepsy support forums.

212 Name: Lord Pentium!PG1mP76kIY : 1993-09-5688 03:46

>>211
is
BANNED
for
discussing

shitty

  • excuses


  1. for

diseases.

213 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5688 05:41

>>212 is banned for writing a sentence in a manner unbecoming of a DQN.

214 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5688 21:42

>>213 is banned for being incredibly sexy.

215 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5688 22:15

>>214 is banned for making homoerotic passes at fellow posters

216 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5689 02:32

>>215 is banned for not referring to >>212 BBCode expertise

217 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5690 03:12

>>216 is banned for referring to more than one post

218 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5690 11:47

>>217 is banned for abuse of power

219 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5690 23:26

>>218 is banned for abuse of a rubber glove

220 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5691 10:06

>>219 is banned for believing that inanimate objects can be abused.

221 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5691 14:38

>>220 is banned for not experimenting.

222 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5691 20:48

>>221 is banned for experimenting in public

223 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5691 21:27

I told >>222 I would ban him if he didn't give up smoking, drinking and sex, and he said he would give it a go. A week later I asked him how he was getting on and he said "Well I haven't had drink or a cigarette at all this week, but when my wife bent over the freezer I had to fuck her up the arse". I told him we don't take kindly to that kind of behaviour here at DQN, and he said "They don't take too kindly to it in the supermarket either."

224 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5691 22:18

>>223 is banned for being funny on a serious board

225 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5692 00:32

>>224 is banned for being serious.

226 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5692 06:03

>>1-226 are banned for talking about banning!

227 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5692 20:20

>>226 is banned for banning the banners

228 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5692 21:31

>>227 should be banner

229 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5692 22:41

>>228 woke up one morning and made his breakfast and started eating his toast but then the postman knocked on his door with a parcel for him so he had to sign for it then he went back and finished his toast and got up and watched telly for a while then at lunchtime boiled some eggs and made egg sandwiches and ate them and said they were delicious but there was no one there so he sighed and went upstairs and switched on his PC and made a couple of posts on DQN and some other forums and watched a couple of videos on YouTube but then there was a power cut so he went downstairs and put his shoes on and then went round the corner to the takeaway and got a pepperoni pizza and brought it back to his house and was glad to find the power was back on so he watched some more telly while he ate his pizza then a few hours later he went to bed.

I banned him while he was sleeping.

230 Name: Talentless Troll : 1993-09-5693 00:15

>>229 is banned for taking too long to get to the point.

231 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5693 00:44

>>230 is banned for not getting the joke.

232 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5693 07:58

>>231 is banned for getting the joke. and for being coy

233 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5693 20:06

>>232 is banned for banning the previous poster.

234 Name: Lord Pentium!PG1mP76kIY : 1993-09-5694 02:47

>>233 is banned for using a regular b&hammer instead of the Bannen Lagann and its Giga Drill B&er.

235 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5694 07:42

>>234 is banned for not sharing

236 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5694 11:40

>>236 is banned for creating a time paradox.

237 Name: Lord Pentium!PG1mP76kIY : 1993-09-5695 00:30

>>235 is banned for not knowing that there's only two seats in Bannen Lagann (and I've already got my copilot), and >>236 is banned for attempting to divide by 0.

238 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5695 01:17

>>237 is banned for reminding me that 4chan exists.

239 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5695 01:23

>>238 is banned for having an abnormal growth on his phallus

240 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5695 02:33

>>237 is banned for being an unfunny faggot.

241 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5695 02:50

>>240 is banned for not banning >>239

242 Name: Mr. Vile!l9/dToUs32 : 1993-09-5695 03:10

>>241 is banned for having the captcha "boodoo"

243 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5695 03:16

>>242 is banned for using a tripcode. Seriously, here, why? It's even a stupid name.

244 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5695 05:03

>>243 is banned for a 4chan-induced knee-jerk reaction to tripcodes

245 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-5695 06:44

>>1-244 are banned for trying to ban without being a MODD.

246 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5695 13:17

>>245 is banned for having a power trip.

247 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5696 13:40

>>246 is banned for being banned. >>243 is also a stupid dumbfuck and should die in NUKALUR FIRE.

also captcha = nud

248 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5696 14:05

>>247 is banned for waking up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.

249 Name: Lord Pentium!PG1mP76kIY : 1993-09-5696 19:29

>>248 is banned for not already knowing that every "heh man" clone is always like that.

250 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5696 20:42

>>249 is banned for aasdasfkslskf.

251 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5696 23:19

<˜¤MÍL> >>1-250 banned for being Western scum and not eat enough kimchi nida.

252 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5697 04:29

>>251 is banned for building and launching really crappy missiles.

253 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5697 18:25

>>252 <#MÍL> IS BANNED FOR CONFUSING NORTH AND SOUTH KOREA NIDA

254 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5697 22:10

>>253 is banned for thinking there's a difference between the two Korea, other than the flags.

255 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5698 05:14

>>254 is banned for spreading the truth

256 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5698 15:10

>>255 is banned for not handling the truth.

257 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5698 22:49

>>256 Is a banned Panda that used an anchor cub to get citizenship in Pandastan.

258 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5699 00:50

>>257 is banned for bringing up >>256's personal life.

259 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5699 10:58

>>258 is banned for not looking at the Bigger Picture

260 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5699 12:13

>>259 is banned looking at the bigger picture, in full possession of all the facts, all things considered, and finding that there really is no hope.

261 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5699 12:23

>>260 is banned for pessimism.

262 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5699 15:16

>>261 Is banned for being Chris Farley on SNL when discussing optimism and pessimism.

263 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5700 18:26

>>262 is banned for being a big fat butt.

264 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5700 22:40

>>263 is banned for repeating >>67.

265 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5701 17:20

>>264 is banned for HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!

266 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5701 21:37

>>265 ‚h‚“@‚‚‚‚‚‚…‚„@‚†‚‚’@‚‚‚…‚‰‚‚‡@‚”‚‚@‚‡‚‚‚„@‚‚”@‚“‚‚‰‚‚‰‚‚‡D

267 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5701 21:45

>266 is banned for making references that he hoped nobody would get.

268 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5701 21:47

>>267 is banned for insufficient ">"

269 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5702 01:00

>>270 is banned in a preemptive strike.

270 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5702 01:03

>>269 is banned f-

...Dammit.

271 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5702 05:27

>>270 is banned for taking it like a bitch

272 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5703 00:01

>>271 is banned for GRABBIN PEEAALZSZCZSC.

273 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5703 03:59

>>272 Is banned for egregious tripfaggotry

274 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5703 19:15

>>273 is banned for being flippant about identity fraud

275 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5705 00:36

>>274
Is a big fat butt

276 Name: ( ˃ ƒ˂) : 1993-09-5705 02:05

>>275 is banned for not beginning with "is banned"

277 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5705 02:34

>>276

Is banned for being to nit-picky

278 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5705 12:03

>>277
is banned because he forgot an o

279 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5705 17:56

>>278
Is banned for being a grammer nazi.

280 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5705 22:03

>>279 is banned for being a grammar communist.

281 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5706 10:00

>>280
is banned for being here past bed time.

282 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5707 23:43

>>281
Is banned in the name of the Valar!

283 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5708 04:35

>>282 is banned for hitting enter after quoting the previous post.

284 Name: (Ü◡Ü) : 1993-09-5708 04:36

>>282
is banned for being less cute than I am. (Ü◡Ü) Also, his captcha was just thrawgly.

285 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5708 04:39

>>284 is banned for being too slow

286 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5709 01:00

>>285 is banned for premature ejaculation

287 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5709 05:03

>>286 is banned for posting in this thread.

288 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5709 07:28

Don't mind me I'm just in your thread, breaking your combos.

289 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5709 08:08

>>287 is banned for being so happy

290 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5709 12:24

>>283,288 are banned for ban evasion
>>289 is banned for smoking in the girl's bathroom during class

291 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5710 22:44

>>290 Is banned for installing a secret camera in the girl's bathroom and selling the videos.

292 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5710 23:17

>>291 is banned for buying the videos >>290 is selling

293 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5711 15:19

>>292 is banned for selling cameras to people who secretly film girl's bathrooms.

294 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5711 17:46

>>293 is banned for having prejudice against people who secretly film girl's bathrooms.

295 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5711 19:30

>>294 Is banned and sent to the "re-education camps" for publicly condoning deviant behavior.

Comrade Citzen, I hope that 5 years learning the values of peasant labor will cure you of your bourgeois inclinations.

296 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5711 20:54

>>295
is banned for being a dirty commie.

297 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5711 23:24

>>296 is banned for being a capitalist pig.

298 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5712 02:11

>>295
>>296
>>297

Are banned for talking about politics in the wrong board.

299 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5712 04:34

>>298
is banned for trying to set rules for DQN.

300 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5712 13:52

>>299
is banned for saying 'DQN' and 'rules' in the same sentence.

301 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5712 15:10

>>300 is banned for saying 'DQN' and 'rules' in the same sentence.

302 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5712 15:27

>>301
is banned for rules lawyering.

303 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5712 16:30

>>302 Is banned for being for trying to be pig disgusting moderator

304 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5712 20:38

>>303 is banned for being a grammar republican.

305 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5712 23:10

>>304 is banned for saging

306 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5713 00:13

>>305 Is banned for doing something so terrible that people get terrifying flashbacks before they can fully explain >>305's evil act.

307 Name: Return of Tripcode!f3I49rNqe2 : 1993-09-5714 06:57

>>306 is banned for being too vague.

308 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5714 18:05

>>307 Yet another ban for egregious trip faggotry.
(A+++++ would ban again.)

309 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5715 15:56

>>308 Is banned for complaining about pseudononymity.

310 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5715 19:56

>>309 is banned for [redacted]

311 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5716 21:31

>>310 is banned for absolutely no fucking reason.

312 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5717 18:49

>>311 is banned for tripfagging

313 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5717 18:51

>>312 IS FUCKING PERMABANNED FOR BEING A DUMBASS NIGGER. SERIOUSLY. I HAVE NEVER IN MY ENTIRE GODDAMN LIFE SEEN SOMEONE AS DUMB ASS YOU. FUCK OFF AND GO THE FUCK BACK TO NIGGERTITS, YOU FUCKING CUNT. >:(

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF wow thats a lotta F's

314 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5717 21:00

>>313 is banned for making me imagine him red-in-the-face with a huge vein sticking out of his forhead shouting until he passes out because he forgot to breathe.

315 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5717 22:35

>>314 is banned for bashing a soccer ball/football/whatever on my head while I was unconscious.

316 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5717 22:38

>>315 is banned for posting ITT too much

317 Name: !MILKRIBS4k : 1993-09-5717 23:56

>>316 is banned for use of stupid internet acronyms such as ITT

318 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5718 04:08

>>317 is banned for the same reason >>316 was banned

319 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5718 23:54

>>318 is banned for pointing out hypocrisy.

320 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5719 23:28

>>319 is banned because I'm the GODDAMNED BATMAN that's why

321 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5719 23:30

>>320 is banned because he's goddamned batwan, that's why.

322 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5719 23:52

>>312 is banned because nobody liked his contribution to this thread

323 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5720 04:05

>>322 is banned because everybody loved his contribution to this thread.

324 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5720 04:06

>>323 is banned for not banning the above poster

325 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5721 22:07

>>324 is banned for being more well liked than I am.

326 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5722 15:55

>>325 is banned for being a jealous bitch

327 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5722 17:15

>>326 is banned for only wanting to die in order to show off

328 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5722 19:33

>>327 is banned for poor mind reading skills

329 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5725 00:06

>>328 Is banned for reading the mind of a movie writer and spoiling the ending to some upcoming movie.

330 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5727 00:37

>>329 is banned for being an all-around fag.

331 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5729 04:01

>>330 is banned for being gougly

332 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5729 06:50

>>331 is banned for reminding me of a misspent youth full of uncooked macaroni and pipe-cleaners.

333 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5731 00:29

>>332

Is banned because I plain just don't like him.

334 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5731 06:59

>>333 is banned for inadequate hygiene practices.

335 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5731 20:17

>>334 Is banned for consuming too much water and soap due to OCD.

336 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5731 21:02

>>335 is banned for trying to psychoanalyze people over the Internet.

337 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5732 02:26

>>336 is banned for improper use of the term "psychoanalyze"

338 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5732 15:57

>>337 and >>336 are both banned for misspelling "psychoanalyse"

339 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5732 19:43

>>338 is banned for two-for-one banning

340 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5733 00:04

>>339 is banned for a post number where the ones column is equal to the product of the value of the tens and hundreds. this offends me as a professional numerologist and part-time collector and reseller of lost and damaged grocery carts. the chain manager doesnt like it but i the police dont bother me none. also sometimes i do drive around early monday mornings and look through people's trash. i throw the good stuff in the back of my el camino and jus peel off. i call it an el camino but its actually a buick sportwagon that i took the back off the roof. you would think the rain would get in but when drivin the speed keeps the back pretty dry for sittin in at the drive in. course they dont make movies at the drive inanymore but its still a good spot for neckin with my baby girl. anyway a few weeks ago someone throws out a perfectly good tire. it was mostly bald but I made a swing out of it with it and a garden hose i found more like last week. now i can swing into the quarry or i could if there were any trees near the edge to tie my tire swing on. the waters pretty shallow at the bottom anyway so maybe its good thing i didnt. but if i find a few more hoses i could connect them to my neigherbours waterline or somethin and jus fill er up! it might take a while but i could use the time to try and find someof those yeller signs that used to be around the quarry. we used to use them like frisbees when we was younger, until my cousin jimmy got one in his trakeya. he talkes with a machine now and it sounds real funny. anyway i think now maybe one of those signs would be cool on my wall in my livin room. the picture looks like a pirate flag but the yeller matches my dirtbike. i got the dirtbike from a man that was lookin to sell it but he wanted too much. so i took it and painted it with yeller a spray can so he wouldnt know it if he saw me ridin it that i took it. course the dirtbike dont work no more so i put it in my livin room for its nice looks. if i get that dirtbike workin again though im gonna ride it over a ramp into the quarry and just do like a back flip off of it or somethin and land real safe in the water. course ill wait til i get more water in there. the waters is kinda dark like oil thick like oil too so that is what makes is so dang hard to tell the deepness by. looks real purty at night anothed good place for neckin but dont drive to close or you ll find my cousin arlis at the bottom cause he did that very thing. thats probably what got me into numbers his liscense plate was like 248-something or the part that you could read anyway and one day when i learned that in school those numbers were 'powers' i thought this must be a 'sign' like those yeller signs where signs. so thats how i dont like people who dont know there numbers real good.

341 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5733 01:00

>>340 isn't banned, that was a good story

342 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5733 03:26

>>340 is banned for tl;dr
>>341 is banned for not be a good mod

343 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5733 07:13

>>342 is banned for questionable grammar.

344 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5733 20:12

>>343 Is banned for being the Grammar Nazi.
(Tell me you didn't see that one coming from a light year away?)

345 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5733 20:55

>>344 is banned for repeating previous posts, suggesting there's only one grammar nazi, and capitalising "grammar nazi".

346 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5734 04:55

>>345 is banned for being a pedantic little twat

347 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5734 07:43

>>346 is banned for being a limey.

348 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5734 16:29

>>347 Is banned for failing so very hard. I'm a 'Merican.
(A+++++++ would ban again.)

349 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5734 18:05

>>348 is banned for rating bans

350 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5734 19:12

>>349 is banned.

351 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5734 21:54

>>350 is banned for re-using old bans

Also, I bet >>348 just came from 4chan

352 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5734 23:44

>>351 Is banned for making poor assumptions and generalizing about his fellow dokyun.
Furthermore that's a meme from a different chan entirely.
Captcha == lothe

353 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5735 01:17

>>352 is banned for shitty writing and non-compelling narrative.

354 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5735 01:31

>>353 is banned for banning a person who banned a person who banned a person who banned a person who banned a person who banned a person who banned a person who banned a person who banned a person who banned a person who banned a person.... You get the idea...

355 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5735 02:06

>>354 is banned for excessive use of ellipses.

356 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5735 10:15

>>355 is banned for talking about mathematics.

357 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5735 18:13

>>356 Is banned for being 2^8 + 100

358 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5735 18:28

>>357 Is banned for being more intelligent than I

359 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5735 22:41

>>358

Is banned for being less intelligent than I

360 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5736 00:14

>>359 is banned for unnecessary line breaks.

361 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5736 00:40

>>360 banned for being the exact amount of degree's there are in a circle as well as part of a name for a evil gaming console.

362 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5736 01:46

>>360 is banned for repeating the circle.

363 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5736 03:05

>>362 is banned for double-banning.

364 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5737 00:52

>>363 is a palindrome so I think he should be banned.

365 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5737 05:19

>>364 is a technodrome so I think he should be banned to dimension x

366 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5737 20:37

>>365 is banned... TO THE EXTREME

367 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5737 21:58

>>366 is bææed bæcause ZæææOætææhouææ

368 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5738 02:59

>>367 is banned for confusing TANASINN with a shitty somethingawful meme

369 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5741 01:02

>>368 is banned for confusing.

370 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5741 05:50

>>369 is banned for being scandalous.

371 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5741 20:18

>>370 is banned just because.

372 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5741 23:15

>>371 is banned for touching me there.

373 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5742 03:34

>>372 is banned for liking it.

374 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5742 10:02

>>373 is banned for filming it.

375 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5742 16:14

>>374 is banned for illegally downloading it.

376 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5743 04:34

>>375 is banned for trying to censor it. Information wants to be free, man!

377 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5743 21:30

>>376 is banned for being a filth hippy...again

378 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5743 23:09

>>377 is banned for being a clean hippy.

379 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5744 01:20

>>378 is banned for liking hippies

380 Name: MODD!18MZw3IRK6 : 1993-09-5744 09:44

>>379 is banned for continuing the hippy theme for three responses, which is far too many.

381 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-5744 12:30

>>380 is banned for getting the MODD tripcode wrong.

382 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-5744 14:54

>>381
Is banned for getting the MODD tripcode right.

383 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5744 16:24

>>382 is banned because that's the first rule of ban club.

384 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5744 17:09

>>383 is banned because I was just scarred for life by a freaky hentai called "Shinsou no Reijoutachi".

385 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5744 19:32

>>384 is banned for planting seeds of intrigue in DQN

386 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5744 20:09

>>385 Is banned for using the word 'seed' in a nonsexual manner.

387 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5745 04:56

>>386 is banned for capitalizing words incorrectly.

388 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-5745 06:36

>>387 (as well as >>1-211,213-252,254-312,314-386) are BANNED for not using "BANNED" in all caps like MODD does.

389 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5754 01:17

>>388 Is banned for being drawn and quartered.

390 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5755 01:22

>>389 is banned, so fuck off

391 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5755 02:05

>>390 is banned for knowing to much.

392 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5755 02:11

>>391
Is banned for grammar crimes.

393 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5755 02:14

>>392 is banned for not drinking enough

394 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5755 20:40

>>393 is banned for not sharing his weed

captcha == ski

395 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5755 21:50

>>394 is banned for sharing his captcha

396 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5755 22:08

>>395 is banned for coveting his neighbor's captcha.

397 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5756 09:31

>>396
is banned for frivolous banning

398 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5756 09:39

>>397 is banned from the pubs.

399 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5756 14:07

>>398 is banned from th pubes

400 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5756 14:09

>>398 is banned for reinterpreting the purpose of this thread.

401 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5756 16:15

>>400 is banned for banning the same person twice.

402 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5756 16:31

>>399 is banned for not being formerly banned, thus breaking the rules.

403 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5756 20:14

>>402 is banned taking the rules too seriously

404 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5756 23:25

>>403 is anned for iving me that unny eeling in my ummy

405 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5757 01:42

>>404 is banned for being not found.

406 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5757 01:52

>>405 is banned for being forbidden

407 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5757 15:35

>>406 is banned for this post.

408 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5757 22:22

>>407 is banned for the heinous crime of tripfaggotry

409 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5757 22:58

>>408 is banned for trying to belgian-biscuit the thread.

410 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5758 01:01

>>409 is banned for banning.

>>408'S BAN IS EXTENDED FOR FAGGOTRY.

FUCK YOU

411 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5758 03:14

>>410 is banned for banning for banning

412 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5758 04:32

>>410 is BANNED for taking his BAN too seriously.

413 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5758 06:01

>>412 is banned for taking advice from a MODD too seriously.

414 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5759 18:09

>>413 is banned for not taking out the fucking trash.

415 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5759 19:52

>>414 is banned for not separating his recyclables.

416 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5760 02:30

>>415 is banned because the world is like that sometimes

417 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5760 05:16

>>416 is banned for having a lame reason for banning.

418 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5762 02:44

>>417 is banned because a little birdie told me to.

419 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5762 08:20

>>418
is banned cause he is a mutha fucka

420 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5762 20:08

>>419 is banned because i'm one bad ass mutha fucka of mod...
hand me my banhammer its the one that says bad-mutha-fucka

421 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5762 22:35

>>420 is banned 'cause I got nothing better to do.

422 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5763 18:02

>>421 is banned for using an abbreviation.

423 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5763 18:14

>>422 is became is banned having the it for of of of of of of for grammarnazism ASDNKJFHJK VHFJNSJKGSNHFJKJKF

424 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5763 19:11

>>423 is banned for obvious reasons.

425 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5763 19:18

>>424 is banned and shit

426 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5763 20:35

>>425 Is banned for tripfagging up the board TWICE!!! Get ye gone Satan!!

427 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5763 20:44

>>426 is banned for using multiple exclamation marks, a violation of MLA guidelines.

428 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5764 00:00

>>427 is banned for being banned

429 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5764 02:29

>>428 is banned because I hate this thread

430 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5764 04:26

>>429 is banned for hating on this thread

431 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5764 13:23

>>430 is banned for pampering life's complexities.

432 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5766 05:48

>>411 is banned for not being banned by someone, until me.

>>412's ban is extended for not banning >>411.

>>431 is banned because my foot hurts and I believe s/he had something to do with it.

433 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5766 12:27

>>432 is banned for being celibate against his will

434 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5767 22:32

>>433 Is banned for being the pot that calls the kettle black

435 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5767 22:35

>>434 is banned for racism.

436 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5768 05:48

>>435 is banned for censorship.

437 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5768 18:26

>>436
Is banned for living in the year 1993

438 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5768 21:33

>>437 is banned for not partying like it's 1999

439 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5769 04:49

>>438 is banned for incitement to party.

440 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5769 14:23

>>439 is banned for partying rather than doing his homework, young man.

441 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5769 21:27

>>440 is banned for being the Straight A student, always studying and doing what he's supposed to instead of having fun like everyone else.

442 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5769 21:41

>>441 is banned for making life-sized models of the Velvet Underground in clay

443 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5769 22:05

>>442 is banned for four two.

444 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5770 15:43

>>443 is banned for using 2 same-sounding words in a sentence.

445 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5770 17:11

>>444 is banned for making the bastard think he's right.

446 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5770 20:00

>>445 is banned for using Ken.

447 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5770 23:09

>>446 is banned for ban evasion

448 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5771 16:42

>>447 is banned for... nah, I'm joking you can stay

449 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5771 17:55

>>448 Is banned for making a contradictory statement

450 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5773 01:21

>>449 Is banned for self-righteousness

451 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5775 00:59

>>450 is banned for self-deception.

452 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5775 03:21

>>451 is banned for using the minus sing\he should have used a dash.

453 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5775 04:24

>>452 is dennab for crazy talk

454 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5775 05:19

>>453 is banned for pseudo-palindromes.

455 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5775 18:24

>>454 is pseudo-banned.

456 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5775 18:52

>>455 is banned for being a pseudintellectual.

457 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5775 21:39

>>456 is banned for having 0 intellect

458 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5775 23:23

>>457 is banned for dividing by 0

459 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5776 00:00

>>458 is banned for 4chanfaggotry

460 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5776 01:05

>>459 is banned for the sheer hypocrisy

461 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5776 03:57

>>460 is banned for hating usage of tripcodes.

462 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-5776 07:09

>>461 is BANNED for making hasty and incorrect assumptions

463 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5776 12:10

>>462 is BANNED for letting just anyone ban previous posters.

464 Name: poop : 1993-09-5776 16:08

>>463 is banned for criticizing the actions of others.

465 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5776 21:43

>>464 is banned for using "z" and not the correct "s"

466 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5777 00:35

>>465 is banned for caring about spelling

467 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5777 01:49

>>466 is caned for banning about spelling.

468 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5777 16:09

>>467 is banned for using a Singaporean punishment on citizens of Western countries.

469 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5777 22:42

>>468 is banned for knowing odd facts about the judicial system Singapore.

470 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5778 00:54

>>469 is banned for being an odd number.

471 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5778 01:06

>>470 is banned and sentenced to execution by elephant.

472 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5778 01:14

>>471 is banned for Michael Jackson conspiracy theories.

>>465's ban is extended to a permanent ban for faggotry

h

473 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5778 10:12

>>472 is banned for his pathetic attempts at being part of the elitist superstructure.

474 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5779 01:17

>>473 is banned for reasons that i will not elaborate on at this time.

475 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5779 01:23

>>474 is banned for obsessive secrecy.

476 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5779 17:32

>>475 is banned for being a freedom-hating TERRORIST

477 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5781 19:54

>>476 Is Bandai

478 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5781 20:47

>>477 I see what you did there, and now banned for poor punmanship.

479 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5781 22:41

>>478 is banned because I don't like my captcha.

480 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5783 03:40

>>479 is banned because I don't like it either.

481 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5783 22:24

>>480 because captchas don't like you

482 Name: ( ˃ ƒ˂) : 1993-09-5784 06:49

>>481 is banned for not properly stating his ban

483 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5785 15:39

>>482 isn't banned, that was a fair ban.

484 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5786 01:58

>>483 is banned fro not banning >>482

485 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5786 02:52

>>484 is still banned AND WE CAN TELL.

486 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5787 16:20

>>485 isn't banned either, fight the good fight brother!

487 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5790 05:01

>>486 is banned right out, along with anyone else who somehow hasn't been banned yet.

488 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5790 13:56

>>487 is banned for infinite ban loop.

489 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5790 20:27

>>488 is banned for banning someone that is already banned.

490 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5790 21:33

>>489 is banned for shooting a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

491 Name: !MILKRIBS4k : 1993-09-5791 02:01

>>490 is banned for not saving a mans life in Reno when he had the chance!

492 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5791 05:17

>>491 is banned for being an anus!

493 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5791 05:26

>>492 is banned for forgetting his italics!

494 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5792 17:50

>>493 is banned for being a whiny Touhou fanboy.

495 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5792 17:54

>>494 is banner.

496 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5792 18:03

>>494 is banned for being a one-trick pony. Seriously, you are fucking banned banned banned doubleplusbanned.
>>495 is banned for being a pickpocket.

497 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5792 18:07

>>496 is banned for doing exactly that and the pickpocket thing

498 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5792 18:10

>>496 is banned in this and every dimension, except for the mirror universe, where he's still banned but has a chance to plea to have his access reinstated although any request will be promptly ignored.

499 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5792 18:19

>>497 is banned for being heh man. PLEASE LET THIS COME TRUE.

500 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5792 18:32

>>499 is banned for having failed it to da mahkzc [sic]. :)

RESHUSE

501 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5792 20:28

>>500 is banned for just stop trying. you fail forever.

502 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5792 21:44

>>501 is banned even though I agree with his sentiments.

503 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5793 12:14

>>502 is banned for wrongful banning

504 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5793 12:56

>>502 is banned for agreeing with >>501 sentiments and for liking Infinity MUGEN Team and Ascended MUGEN

505 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5793 14:59

>>504 is banned for making some obscure reference that sounds so super incredibly retarded I would prefer not to google it and simply remain ignorant for the rest of my natural life.

506 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5793 16:38

>>505 is banned for using "retarded" as an insult. The Mentally Handicapped can't help being what they are.

507 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5793 17:44

>>506 is banned for making me feel bad about myself. Retard.

508 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5795 02:39

>>507 is banned for being an INDIVIDUALIST

509 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5795 03:32

>>508 is banned for doing the same thing everyone else in this thread is doing.

510 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5795 10:41

>>509 is banned for posting in Mona

511 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5795 21:03

>>510 is banned for posting in DQN

512 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5795 21:30

>>511 is banned for banning >>510 for posting in DQN

513 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5795 22:56

>>512 is banned for having a pink notebook with a kitten in a handbag on it

514 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5796 11:36

>>513 is banned for jealousy.

515 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5796 14:06

>>514 is banned because I WANT

516 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5796 14:37

>>515 is banned, but I'm really indifferent about this ban and only doing so because thems the rules.

517 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5796 14:49

>>516 is banned for abiding by the rules

518 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5796 17:28

>>517 is banned for walking on the sun.

519 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5796 19:10

>>518 is banned for not being able to do the moonwalk.

520 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5797 20:27

>>519 is banned for not going out to see the movie Moon, which is a very good movie indeed.

521 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5797 21:01

>>520 is banned for not knowing about the black drop effect.

522 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5797 21:02

>>520 is banned for the Moon's sake.

523 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5797 23:56

>>522 Is banned for crossplaying as Sailor Moon.

524 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5798 00:46

>>523 crossplaying? What the fuck is crossplaying? You are banned.

525 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5798 11:38

>>524 is banned for being a potty-mouth.

526 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5798 17:40

>>525 because I'm angry right now

527 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5798 18:32

>>526 ...because you're angry right now what?

Fucken banned.

528 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5799 05:53

>>527 is banned for being such a museless pickaninny.

529 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5799 10:24

>>528 is banned for being a lumbering drizzlepuss.

530 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5799 14:22

>>529 is banned for using words that don't exist

531 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5799 14:35

>>530 is banned, drizzlepuss is a perfectly cromulent word.

532 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5799 14:41

>>531 is banned for causing *Nithofe* paradox.

533 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5799 19:28

>>532 is banned for drutnifting with a reniered scuzzlebrum.

534 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5803 11:05

>>533 is banned for crossing the streams.

535 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5803 12:27

>>534 is banned for reprehensible American cinematic references.

536 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5803 12:41

>>535 is banned for pissing into the wind

537 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5803 14:59

>>536 Is banned for shitting in the swimming pool.

538 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5803 18:00

>>537 is banned for ejaculating into the clam chowder

539 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5803 21:03

>>538 is banned for supporting body fluids bans.

540 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5805 01:36

>>539 Is banned for not emptying his catheter.

541 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5805 01:54

>>540 is banned for having Skullcandy headphones

542 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5805 16:30

>>543 is not banned. have a nice day

543 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5805 17:00

>>542 Is Band-aid

544 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5805 17:51

>>542,543 are banned for not complying to this thread specifications.

545 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5805 20:38

>>541 is banned for thinking he could get away. Crime doesn't pay.

>>544 is banned and also fired for his failure to detect >>541's escape.

546 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5808 01:03

>>545 is banned for being the ban-police

547 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5808 13:01

>>546
is banned for being ban-vigilante

548 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5808 13:04

>>547 is banned for being the ban-coastguard

549 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5808 20:43

>>546-548 are banned for secretly supporting the Tali-ban.

550 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5808 23:06

>>549 Is banned for creating a nation called Banistan

551 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5810 18:16

>>550 is banned for not recognizing the sovereignty of Banistan.

552 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5810 20:38

>>551 is banned for being a terrorist.

553 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5810 22:02

>>552 is banned for being an ousted government official

554 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5810 22:53

>>553 Is banned for stretching the metaphor too far.

555 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5810 23:30

>>554 is banned for relating to my captcha, span

556 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5811 00:01

>>555 is banned for cross-thread pollination

557 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5811 02:16

>>556 is banned for making me want honey.

558 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-5812 13:17

>>557 banned just because

559 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5812 16:09

>>558 is banned for not giving a proper explanation of his actions.

560 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5812 17:52

>>559 is banned for demanding too much

561 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5812 23:26

>>560 is banned for having low expectations.

562 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5813 16:54

>>561 is banned for not pointing out that 561 is 165 backwards.

Also, I'd like to point out that 562 is 265 backwards, which is 100 more than 165

563 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5813 17:54

>>562 is banned for amateur numerology. See I know its amatuer bcause I am a professional and he dont use nothin but addin and subtractin or lookin at it backwards-like. I am professional because I got my GED thru hard work and detirmination and I get money from people to help them get lottery ticket numbers. The first time I picked numbers for Billy Jack, he won a lot of money, like 500 dollars. He was drinkin really fancy whiskey for like a week then until I took his wallet from him since I picked the numbers anyway. I cant get no job besides numerology on a count of the lawman that caught me with some cristal meth. It was not for me I was just purchasin it for my baby girl but the lawman just didnt care none. My baby girl dont leave the house nomore as she locked herself in the bathroom. I make her baloney sandwiches and make them flat with my hands then slide them under the door for her so she wont be hungry. Even without a fancy job at the walmart like Pete got I still like numerology because it is like a higher power wantd me to be a numerologist. I am still ganfully self-employed thru grocery cart repair. Anyway the most interestin thing about the number 562 is the numbers 5 6 and 2 is that when you multiply them each alone times 2 a bunch a times they meet at 30 and post 30 (here >>30) sais september and september has 30 days or it should by reckonning of this here farmar's almanac I the man that puts this box on my computer screen should check this almanac too. Also, this is the same for 5 6 and 3 and 5 6 and 1. Now that is interestin, init it?

564 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5813 22:47

>>563 is banned for being boring and long winded.

565 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5814 00:17

>>564 is banned for being snippy.

566 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5814 00:33

>>565 is banned for being snappy.

567 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5814 01:00

>>566 is banned for being Snoopy.

568 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5814 04:49

>>567 is banned for continuing the variation of a theme.
and listening to Snoop Dawg.

569 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5814 09:38

>>568‚³‚ñ is banned for bringing up unrelated matters.

570 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5814 13:04

>>569 is banned for unrelated matters.

571 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5814 13:05

>>570 is banned for being the only other poster on this board right now

572 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5814 14:46

>>571 is banned for not sticking around

573 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5814 20:05

>>572 is banned for ( ˃ ƒ˂)

574 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5814 20:19

>>573 is banned for acting worse than Hitler and nazis!

575 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5814 21:34

>>574 is banned for posting.

576 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5814 21:53

>>575 is banned for toasting

577 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5814 22:27

>>576 is banned for not being buttered and jammed toast.

578 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5814 23:07

>>577 Is banned for saying "TOASTY" when he saw a friend burn his hand with fireworks

579 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5814 23:20

>>578‚³‚ñ is banned for arcade simulation of >>577's case events

580 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5815 01:23

>>579 is banned because I wanted him in the games until he died playing!

581 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5815 05:49

>>580

Is banned for making little sense.

582 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5815 05:50

>>581 Is banned for being me.

583 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5815 19:57

>>582 is not banned because he's already banned. Or, alternately, is banned for lying.

584 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5818 14:46

>>583 Is banned for trying to kill dead people.

585 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5818 21:37

>>584 is free to continue reading and contributing with absolutely no restrictions on his ability to access DQN or any of the lesser boards.

586 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5819 00:52

>>585 would be banned if I wasn't lazy.

587 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5819 02:09

>>586 is banned for being lazy (honestly, who didn't see that coming)

>>585 is banned so I don't get banned for not banning him for not being banned. Or something.

588 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5819 20:05

>>587 is banned for not calling >>586 a lazy nigger like he was supposed to

589 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5819 20:46

>>588 is banned for potentially insulting someone somewhere

590 Name: !MILKRIBS4k : 1993-09-5819 22:50

>>589 is banned for not correcting >>588-sans grammar * African Americans would have been the proper response!

591 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5819 23:17

>>590 is banned for thinking Africans can be Americans.

592 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5819 23:48

>>591 is banned for being Omega Tiger Woods in disguise

593 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5820 00:06

>>592 is banned for being a conspiracy theorist.

594 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-5820 00:09

>>593 is banned for being in a triple-decker tripcode sandwich

595 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5820 21:46

>>594 is banned for being harsh on >>593.
>>596 is preemptive banned.

596 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5821 04:38

(>>595 was banned for this post)

597 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5821 11:30

>>597 sips tea.

598 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5821 14:05

>>597 is banned for sipping tea too loudly.

599 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5821 16:47

>>594's ban is extended because he EVEN FUCKING EXISTS. A good life. Fucking asshole

>>598 is banned for no reason

600 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5821 18:14

( E-E) I claim this 600get in the name of the Beady Eyes thread!

601 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5821 18:58

>>599 is banned for existing too loudly.

>>600 is banned for poor banmanship

602 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5822 02:49

>>1-603 are banned, re-banned, and double secret banned, just on general principles.

603 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5822 15:25

>>603 Can't, and doesn't need to ban >>602, because he is already banned, and so is he.

604 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5822 16:50

>>605-999 are all permabanned, each ban effective immediately after the IP addresses of the bannee is captured.

605 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5822 17:22

>>604 is banned for all of the obvious holes in his brilliant plan,

606 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5829 13:07

>>605 is banned for the obvious holes

607 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5829 15:23

>>606 is banned for- DRR DRR DRR

608 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5840 13:57

>>607 is banned for 4chan meme

609 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5840 17:59

>>608 is banned for tripfagging up the joint.

610 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5840 21:25

>>609 is banned for not passing the joint.

611 Name: Lord Pentium!PG1mP76kIY : 1993-09-5840 22:26

>>610 is banned for smoking weed while driving. That's dangerous, and you know it!

612 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5841 19:29

>>611 is banned for smoking pole while driving. Sodomy is illegal in the state of Alabama! (probably)

613 Name: Lord Pentium!PG1mP76kIY : 1993-09-5842 18:59

>>612 is banned for thinking that sodomy is still banned anywhere in America. The Supreme Court fucked that up in 2003, sadly, and we've been paying for it ever since with increased moral decay.

614 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5844 01:42

>>613 Is banned for thinking that treating homosexuals as outlaws is a good family value.

615 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5844 02:37

>>614 is banned for taking the bait

616 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5844 11:54

>>615 is banned for taking the bait

617 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-5844 19:58

>>616 >>615 >>614 are banned for maintaining a bald-faced silence in the face of the Datist Cabal's shameful lies that it is not 1993.

618 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5844 22:18

619 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5848 08:18

>>618 is banned for attempting to determine who gets banned and who doesn't.

>>503 is banned to prove my point.

620 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5851 04:57

>>619 is banned for taking it upon himself to singlehandedly fix the mistakes of society.

621 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5851 09:00

>>620 is banned on principle alone.

622 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5851 11:39

>>621 is banned for having no principles.

623 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5851 17:59

>>622 is banned for not being yumable enough.

624 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5851 20:22

>>623 is banned for raping my dog.

625 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5851 23:00

>>624 is banned for filming his dog getting raped by a nerd

626 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5852 21:13

>>625 is banned for Galatica Phantoming my dog.

627 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5852 22:02

>>626

Is banned because no one like him

628 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5852 22:16

>>627 is banned for HOMO GENIUS

629 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5852 23:22

>>628 is banned because apparently he doesn't realize that we're serious, no one likes you.

630 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5853 12:00

>>629 is banned for the futility of his actions, despite the good intentions

631 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5874 20:37

>>630 is banned for violating one of the rules... you know... that one... that we don't mention alot... you know...

632 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6166 02:49

>>631 is banned for killing the thread.

633 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6166 18:04

>>632 is banned for reviving it

634 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6179 23:28

>>633 is banned for masturbating in the dark.

635 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6181 18:53

>>634 Is banned for being a rainbow in the dark.

636 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6182 15:51

>>635 is banned because he wouldn't put out

637 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6182 18:19

>>636 is banned for shining out like a shaft of gold when all around is dark.

638 Name: Modd!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-6183 02:38

>>637 is banned. Why do I need a reason?

639 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6184 00:15

>>638 is banned for not giving a reason.

640 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6184 01:44

>>639 is banned for banning a moderator

641 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6184 13:23

>>640 is banned for making a big deal about it.

642 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6184 22:47

>>641 is banned for being a big fat butt.

643 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6185 04:07

>>642 is banned for having a big fat butt.

644 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6185 17:21

>>643 is banned for butt discrimination.

645 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6185 19:49

>>644 is bannest

646 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6187 01:05

>>645 is banned for bannesting...? Whatever he's just banned.

647 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6187 02:45

>>646 is banned for not feeling more welcome

648 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6187 03:59

>>647 is banned for not being as giddy as a schoolgirl.

649 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6187 06:23

>>648 is banned for low school spirit.

650 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6188 01:17

>>649 is banned for bad gugotion.

651 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6189 21:18

>>650 Is banned for eating the rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk, but not with beer.

652 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6190 00:24

>>651 is banned for having a buffalo take a diarrhea dump is his ear. Seriously, that is fucking nasty, why would anyone do that? The shit stinks!

653 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6190 09:48

>>652 is banned because he smelt it and therefore dealt it. Silly buffalo.

654 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6190 21:09

>>653 is banned for playing a rousing game of Hungry Hungry Beefalo with Space Moose.

655 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-6192 07:07

>>654 is assigned banned status for that horrible butchering of a classic game's name.

656 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6192 07:17

>>525 is banned for not having been banned yet. Seriously, how did that happen.

>>655 is banned for being a moderator.

>>656 is banned for his post number being a palindrome.

657 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6192 07:27

>>656 is banned for not reading post >>602, and for banning himself.

658 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6192 17:50

>>657 is banned for banning a banned person.

659 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6193 14:52

>>658 is waving a large banner.

660 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6195 16:11

>>659 is banned for not banning

661 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6195 16:22

>>660 is banned for a few minutes

662 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6196 01:12

>>661 is banned, because thats what we do ITT.

663 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6196 07:19

>>662 is banned for being too wobbly

664 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6196 12:57

>>663 is banned for being too harbly

665 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6196 14:13

>>664 is banned because I hate him.

666 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6196 14:20

>>665 Likes getting banned from certain forums by telling everyone that North Korea has free healthcare

667 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6196 21:52

>>666 is banned for being the Antichrist

668 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6196 22:09

>>667 is banned for throwing his religious beliefs around.

669 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6196 22:43

>>668 is banned for being dutch

670 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6197 11:07

>>669 is banned for being autistic.

671 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6197 22:54

>>670 is banned for discrimination against Aspies

672 Name: ( ˃ ƒ˂) : 1993-09-6198 10:55

>>671 is banned due to AIDS

673 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6198 15:12

>>672 is banned because the pool's closed.

674 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6198 23:10

>>673 Is banned for causing the pool to be closed by peeing in it. Everyone knew he peed in it because his STD causes him to scream in pain every time he pees.

675 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6199 08:15

>>674 is banned for eating dog poo.

676 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6199 12:35

>>675 Is banned for disguising the dog poo as food, causing >>674 to eat it.

677 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6199 20:21

>>676 is banned for thread-shitting

678 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6200 01:25

>>677 is banned... do I even need a reaon?

679 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6200 01:31

>>678 is banned for not having a reason.

680 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6200 01:51

>>679 is banned for not getting the semi-obscure reference.

681 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6200 23:44

>>680 is banned for being pretentious.

682 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6201 01:00

>>681 is banned for being a philistine.

683 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6201 01:12

>>682 is banned for using more than a basic vocabulary.

684 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6201 01:19

>>683 is banned for going to see Dane Cook live

685 Name: Bob : 1993-09-6201 02:16

Banned for using DIGG

686 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6201 02:49

>>685is banned for improper posting schematics.

687 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6201 20:21

>>686 is banned for being an elitist poster

688 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6201 20:39

>>687 is banned for being a l33tist poster.

689 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6201 23:50

>>688 Is banned for variations on a theme

690 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6242 15:34

>>689 is banned for hating variety.

691 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6242 21:24

>>690 is banned for mediocre cosplay.

692 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6242 21:30

>>691 is banned for knowing that I tried to direct a cosplay in the otaku thread.

693 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6242 22:16

>>692 is banned for being a nerd[otaku]

694 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6258 12:36

Mr. >>693 is banned for refusing to ban oneself in order to maintain a stable ban-flow.

695 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6258 19:04

>>695 is banned for impersonating me

696 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-6258 19:30

>>694-695 is BANNED for double posting

697 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6258 20:30

>>696 is banned for impersonating a moderator.

698 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6258 22:55

>>697 is banned for banning the secret financier.

699 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6259 01:06

>>698 is banned for browsing world5ch

700 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6259 01:11

>>699 is banned for advertising his websight

701 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6259 20:20

>>700 is banned for failing to seize the 700GET

702 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6260 01:21

>>701 Is banned for having OCD about GETs

703 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6260 14:16

>>702 is banned for using a TLA

704 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6270 00:14

>>703 is banned for being an insane nurse with an apparent obsession over shots and is inexplicably a musician.

705 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6270 01:10

>>704 is banned for applying quality standards to a unionized employee.

706 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6270 19:09

>>705 is banned for a Sindacco.

707 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6270 19:30

>>706 is banned for forgetting to put "for being a" in there

708 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6271 18:09

>>707 for being inadvertent

709 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6271 23:00

>>708 is banned for being a shark who shoots shit and and gets shot by shit.

710 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6272 00:16

>>709 is banned for stealing the laser beam from >>708's head

711 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6272 02:07

>>710 is banned for making an Austin Powers reference. Probably.

712 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6272 23:57

>>711 is banned for presenting a syntactically ambiguous ban statement.

713 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6273 01:10

>>712 is banned for being a grammer nazi.

714 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6273 02:18

>>713 is banned for misspelling "grammar".

715 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6273 02:36

>>714 is banned for not correcting the capitalization error on "Nazi," and also for placing the closing punctuation outside the quotation mark.

716 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6273 02:39

>>715 is banned for using punctuation rules from style guides that I donft like.

717 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6273 02:49

>>716 is banned for using smart quotes.

718 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6273 20:31

>>717 is banned for being Little Mr. Smartypants.

719 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6274 10:49

>>718 is banned for beinf the figurehead

720 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6274 12:24

>>719 is banned for being a dead motherfucker on tha floor.

721 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6278 01:11

>>720 is banned for being a fucking crazy pinata.

722 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6279 00:01

>>721 is banned for excessive use of the f-bomb.

723 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6279 01:10

>>722 is banned for being too stuck up to say 'fuck'

724 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6279 13:19

>>723 is banned for being too fucked up to concentrate properly

725 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6279 19:59

>>724 is banned for not punctuating his post.

726 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6279 21:10

>>725 is banned for Grammar Naziism.

727 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6279 22:02

>>726 is banned according to points one and three as illustrated in post >>345.

728 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6279 22:40

>>727 is banned for remembering that far back in this thread

729 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6279 23:19

>>25 is banned for trying to get away without being banned.

730 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6279 23:50

>>729 is banned for adding extra banning on top of blanket bans.

731 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6280 17:35

>>730 is banned for asking for extra sauce.

732 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6280 17:47

>>731 is banned for being marked by the staff.

733 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6280 18:15

>>730-732 are banned for not banning >>728 as well.

734 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6280 18:16

>>733 is banned for forgetting about >>729.

735 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6280 19:17

>>734 is banned for the good of all mankind!

736 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6280 19:32

>>735 is banned because he smells of elderberries.

737 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6280 19:36

>>736 is banned for not smelling of elderflower.

738 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6281 00:16

>>737 is banned for cock bitten off courtesy of Shark Attack

739 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6281 14:43

>>738 is banned for not noticing the landshark.

740 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6281 19:52

>>739 is banned for pooping on MY GIRLFRIEND

741 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6281 21:39

>>740 is banned for false claims of desirability.

742 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6282 01:01

>>741 Is banned for putting hazardous chemicals in containers for food.

743 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6282 02:14

>>742 is banned for emitting hazardous chemicals after a baked bean barbecue.

744 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6282 11:29

>>743 is banned for not ensuring an adequate supply of hazmat suits when he hosted said barbecue.

745 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6282 19:48

>>744 Is banned for not providing enough stomach medicine at >>742's cookout

746 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6291 21:29

>>745 is banned for advocating free medical care like the fucking socialist pinko he is.

747 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6291 22:11

>>746 is banned for wearing his neck beard too short.

748 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6291 23:14

>>747 is banned for not owning a beard trimmer.

749 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6292 01:49

>>748 is banned for owning a beard.

750 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6292 14:33

>>749 is banned for bearding the lion in his den.

751 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6292 21:51

>>750 is banned for

|3

:3

>:3

JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION, GET IN THE CAR

752 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6293 00:47

>>751 is banned for niggertits references.

753 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6293 02:06

>>752 is banned for being an annoying stiff who doesn't know how to have a good time.

754 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6293 10:46

>>753 is banned for trying to have a good time on my watch.

755 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6293 22:21

>>754 is banned for unwarranted assumption of authority, or UAA.

756 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6293 23:12

>>755 is banned for unwarranted use of three-letter acronyms, or UUoTLA.

757 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6294 10:51

>>756 is banned for taking the joke too far, instead of simply taking it easy.

758 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6294 12:54

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759 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6294 17:41

>>758 is banned for using an old meme.

760 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6294 17:46

>>759 is banned for yukkuri abuse.

761 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6295 11:33

>>760 is banned for sounding like PETA without any trace of irony.

762 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6295 13:37

>>761 is banned for not eating tasty animals.

763 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6295 14:05

>>762 is banned for not banning >>761 for not understanding the yukkuri meme instead of his diet.

764 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6295 21:42

>>763 is banned for being a control freak.

765 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6295 23:15

>>764 Is banned for chewing his bamboo with his mouth open.

766 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6296 00:31

>>765 is banned for covertly calling >>764 a panda outside of the panda thread.

767 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6296 14:15

>>766 is banned for VIPPING outside of SAoVQ.

768 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6296 18:45

>>767 is banned for thinking we don't know he's Daddy Cool.

769 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6296 19:24

>>768 is banned for accusing others of thought crimes.

770 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6298 23:31

>>769 is banned for escaping from Room 101.

771 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6299 00:50

>>770 Is banned for forgetting to lock the door to room 101.

772 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6299 15:20

>>771 is banned for wanting us to do it to Julia.

773 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6299 17:54

>>772 is banned for having opinions which differ radically from that of the collective.

774 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6299 18:48

>>773 is banned for stamping down on a human face forever.

775 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6299 21:10

>>774 is banned for failure to realize that "stamping on a human face forever" is pretty much our purpose and function here.

776 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6300 17:39

>>775 is banned for stamping on a human face forever while wearing golf cleats.

777 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6300 18:04

>>776 is banned for misspelling "promoted" as "banned."

778 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6300 18:16

>>777 is banned for handing out promotions all willy-nilly.

779 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6300 22:04

>>778 is banned for being Willy Nilly himself.

780 Name: ( ˃ ƒ˂)!dWFvipper. : 1993-09-6300 22:44

>>779 is banned for lacking a proper tripcode.

781 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6301 00:50

>>780 is banned for getting a fancy date/time

782 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6301 01:55

>>781 Is banned for being late to his date.

783 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6301 02:39

>>782 is banned for putting dates in a cherry cake

784 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6301 11:48

>>783 is banned for trying to have his cherry cake and eat it too.

785 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6301 13:12

>>784 is banned for eating an entire Giga Pudding himself, an implicit crossover with the thread in which the previous poster is responsible for worldwide obesity.

786 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6301 15:13

>>785 is banned for explicitly mentioning implicit thread crossovers.

787 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6301 18:10

>>786 is banned for failing to capitalise THREAD.

788 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6302 01:34

>>787 is banned for jeopardizing national security by leaking urine all over confidential cables.

789 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6302 15:31

>>788 Is banned for going on Jeopardy and pretending to be Sean Connery the entire time.

790 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6302 15:34

>>789 is banned for being one of the things in here that don't react too well to bullets.

791 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6302 17:06

>>790 is banned for the implicit threat of violence.

792 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6302 19:59

>>791 is banned otherwise I'll kick you in the scapula.

793 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6302 20:25

>>792 is banned for having tremendous leg muscles.

794 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6303 00:32

>>793 is banned for envy.

795 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6304 03:25

>>794 is banned for pride.

796 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6304 04:04

>>795 is banned for lacking proper Japanese shamefulness, and I apologize if this ban inconveniences kind >>795-san in any way.

797 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6304 12:15

>>796 is banned for having a small penis.

798 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6304 15:43

>>797 is banned for having an average penis, that to him seems like a small penis that he tries to hide by saying other people have small penises.

799 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6304 16:48

>>798 is banned for being too insightful.

800 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6304 18:15

>>799 is banned for failure to seize the 800GET. captcha = ho

801 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6304 18:32

>>800 is banned for being a ho

802 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6304 18:55

>>801 is banned for being a COOL FREE PHONE CALL

803 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6304 22:29

>>802 is banned for not going away when he was banned the first time for VIPPING outside of SAoVQ.

804 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6304 23:38

>>803 is banned for Google searching questions like "Does Popeye have a speechk impedimenk?" and finding things like http://www.fortunecity.com/tatooine/niven/142/recycleb/rb19.html

805 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6305 18:25

>>804 is banned for policing the internet. Oh, and also the vericode tells me he's bi.

806 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6306 00:55

>>805 Is banned for going back to the past and playing shitty games that suck ass.

807 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6306 07:52

>>806 is banned for, well, that post.

808 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6306 16:19

>>807 is banned for belaboring the point.

809 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6306 17:53

>>808 is banned for daring to raise his voice among the elite while being a mere labourer.

810 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6306 19:23

>>809 Is banned for being one of those elites that did something bad to the laborer causing the laborer to raise his voice because of a desperate need.

811 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6306 19:39

>>810 is banned for attempting to instigate the dictatorship of the proletariat.

812 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6306 20:41

>>811 is banned for being an unperson.

813 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6306 21:09

>>812 is banned for being Emmanuel Goldstein.

814 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6307 15:43

>>813 is banned for spreading venereal diseases among inner party members of both sexes.

815 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6307 16:39

>>814 is banned for inventing the HIV virus.

816 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6307 17:41

>>815 is banned for releasing HIV into the wild

817 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6307 18:05

>>816 is banned for releasing the Grey Death into the wild.

818 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6307 22:21

>>817 is banned for releasing Oscar Wilde.

819 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6307 23:26

>>818 is banned for editing Uncyclopedia

820 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6308 00:03

>>819 is banned for acknowledging Uncyclopedia

821 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6308 00:14

>>820 is banned for trolling Encyclopediadramatica.

822 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6308 02:41

>>821 is banned for being Encyclopediadramatica.

823 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6308 10:46

>>822 is banned for posting pics of himself ejaculating onto a screenshot of Encyclopediadramatica.

824 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6308 12:13

>>823 is banned for mistaking Encyclopediadramatica for Wikileaks.

825 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6308 12:56

>>824 is banned for sex by surprise.

826 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6308 15:08

>>825 is banned for starting the petition to rename rape "surprise sex."

827 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6308 23:01

>>826 is banned for signing all the worst online petitions he comes across, using a different name every time.

828 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6309 01:41

>>827 is banned for writing code to create new pseudonyms randomly using a Markov chain algorithm.

829 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6309 01:57

>>828 Is banned for putting recyclables in the trash can, and for putting trash in the recycling bins.

830 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6312 00:46

>>829 is banned for letting Satan get in front of him.

831 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6312 01:06

>>830 is banned for ruining >>829's buttsex fun.

832 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6314 14:05

>>831 banned for playing "Stairway To Heaven" in the music store.

833 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6315 03:43

>>832 is banned for having a trophy wife, two wonderful kids, a spunky dog and a smile that says "You betcha!"

834 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6315 04:04

>>833 is banned for not turning up at the TV studio when they were due to be appearing on The Crystal Maze.

835 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6315 04:12

>>834 is banned for preferring the Crystal Maze host who had hair to the bald guy.

836 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6315 19:08

>>835 is banned for watching TV when he could have been monitoring 4-ch for bannable offences.

837 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6318 00:25

>>836 is definitely banned.

838 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6318 01:51

>>837 is banned but only to the limits knowable by Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle. Probably.

839 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6318 02:00

>>838 may well be banned, or not.

840 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6318 02:43

>>839 is banned for perpetuating elementary physics jokes.

841 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6318 03:27

>>840 is banned for having a total disregard for the laws of thermodynamics.

842 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6318 04:59

>>841 is banned for violating the law of gravity. Levitation is strictly prohibited on these premises and you will stop floating in through the windows at once.

843 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6318 05:57

>>842 is banned for typing in a captcha in a strict no-captcha zone

844 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6318 07:53

>>843 is banned for saying imgboards are better than bbs in a sealed letter that we routinely opened and read

845 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6318 08:02

>>844 is banned for impersonating a member of staff

846 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6318 12:15

>>845 is banned because I failed to think up a phallus joke involving members and staves.

847 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6318 12:54

>>846 is banned because his post is not a prime number

848 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6318 15:30

>>847 is banned for banning >>846 for a condition they were born with.

849 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6318 18:21

>>848 is banned for being a palindrome.

850 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6318 19:50

>>849 banned for assuming everything is in base 10

851 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6318 19:52

>>849 is banned for living in Bolton.

852 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6318 21:12

>>851 is banned for living as Michael Bolton.

853 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6318 21:36

>>851 is banned for listening to Michael Bolton.

854 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6318 21:57

>>853 is banned for living in Michael Bolton.

855 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6318 21:58

>>854 is banned for lying to Michael Bolton.

856 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6319 08:34

>>855 is banned for replying to a pedo thread.

857 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6319 08:49

>>856 is banned for being butthurt about being banned from 4chan. nigger.

858 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6319 17:21

>>857 is banned for an uncountable number of reasons.

859 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6319 17:26

>>858 is banned for a countable number of reasons that are, however, too foul and depraved to be explicitly stated.

860 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6319 22:46

>>859 is banned for presaging a joke about set theory.

861 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6319 22:50

>>860 is banned for being a wet blanket.

862 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6319 23:48

>>861 is banned for causing pneumonia.

863 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6320 00:05

>>862 is banned for useless saging.

864 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6320 00:55

>>863 is banned for conjugating 'sage' as if it were an English word.

865 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6321 00:15

>>864 is banned for using apostrophes instead of quotes.

866 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6321 01:51

>>865 is banned for not recognizing a single quote when he sees one.

867 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6321 05:31

>>866 is banned for using the joke I thought about yet was too lazy to post.

868 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6321 05:34

>>867 is banned for wiping his butt on all the dinner plates.

869 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6321 13:19

>>868 is banned for then cleaning said plates with his tongue.

870 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6321 14:50

>>869 Is banned for stealing commemorative plates from collectors and using them as frisbees, shields, and helmets.

871 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6399 20:57

>>871 is banned for banning everyone who tried to ban >>871 until now.

872 Name: ( ≖‿≖) : 1993-09-6399 21:38

>>871
is actually banned for making too many posts.

873 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6400 00:29

>>872 is banned for confusing us with facts.

874 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-6400 02:34

>>873 is banned for blinding me with science.

875 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6400 02:42

>>874 is banned for posting child models with moustaches.

876 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6400 04:03

>>875 is banned for baffling us with bullshit.

877 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6400 04:23

>>875 is banned for refreshing his captcha.

878 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6400 04:41

>>877 is banned for being ugly.

879 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6400 12:17

>>878 is banned for being a judgmental prick.

880 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6400 13:41

>>878 is banned for rushed banning and without considering the fact that >>870 was not banned (previous moderators overlooked this horrible abnormality, but they are already banned). >>870 is banned as well.

881 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6400 15:37

>>880 is banned for not banning >>879.

882 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6400 15:40

>>881 is banned for not realizing his TRUE POTENTIAL

883 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6400 18:27

>>882 is banned for being that guy who keeps making those "bumsex" and "VORUDEMOTO" posts that nobody gives a shit about except perhaps a mild feeling of annoyance.

884 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6400 18:49

>>883 is banned for being Dr. Robotnik.

885 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6400 21:10

>>883 is banned for being Sonic the Hedgehog

886 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6400 21:21

>>885 is banned because that's NO GOOD.

887 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6400 21:42

>>886 is banned for stating his opinion.

888 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6400 22:13

>>887 is banned for touching >>886 in a way that made >>886 feel uncomfortable

889 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6400 22:26

>>888 is banned for hogging the 8s.

890 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6400 22:46

>>889 is banned for swaying the public in favor of a proposition which will somehow substantially decrease the amount of time he spends waiting in line for a sandwich.

891 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6400 23:25

>>891 is banned for posting on this thread with sage in the link box.

892 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6401 01:00

>>891 is banned for being in the closet.

893 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6401 01:49

>>892 get di ban fi fuk di man an not di woman

894 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6401 01:57

>>893 shows his unfounded worries and fears in his link field, and so >>893 is banned

895 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6401 05:27

>>894 posts on a website that I am surprised is still active and therefor is banned

896 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6401 09:15

>>895 is banned for thinking that this website would be already dead in 1993.

897 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6401 09:32

>>896 is banned for not banning >>890.
>>890 is permabanned for avoiding a ban.

898 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6401 09:38

>>897 is banned for being an uncreative anal faggot (cf >>880).

899 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6401 09:57

>>898 is banned for not dealing with a mess (>>870,890) that glorious and wonderful 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA has to clean instead.

900 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6401 15:27

>>899 is banned for being a trisexual

(DAT BWOY FUK MAN DOG AN GIAL)

901 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6401 18:50

>>900 is banned because there are 99 posts left.

902 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6401 22:12

>>901 is banned because I don't like you.

903 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6401 22:58

>>902 is banned for bringing unfriendliness into the community.

904 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6402 00:35

>>903 Is banned for creating a community that fears outsiders.

905 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6402 09:00

>>904 is banned for selling hits of I-doser to children

906 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6402 22:23

>>905 is banned for distributing I-doser via torrents thus causing multi-million sale losses.

907 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6402 23:23

>>906 is banned because his number is the same when reversed and turned upside-down

>>1 is also banned because he did not follow the thread's title, >>0 hasn't posted, therefore he cannot be banned.

Also, >>0 is unbanned because >>1 is an idiot

908 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6402 23:54

>>907 is banned for his predilection towards voluminous posting.

909 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6403 00:10

>>908 is banned because I'm >>907, and >>0 is still unbanned

910 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6403 01:58

>>909 is banned because of not being needed quite as much as a 303.

911 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6403 13:30

>>910 is banned for the greater good of DQN.
>>0 is banned for not existing.

912 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6403 13:59

>>911 is banned because terrorism LOL

913 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6403 15:33

>>912 is banned for lolling inappropriately.

914 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6403 18:20

>>913 is banned for fucking man dog and girl

915 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6403 19:48

>>914 is banned for being too lewd
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916 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6404 00:52

>>915 is banned for posting ASCII graphics outside of an ASCII graphic thread.

917 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6404 01:22

>>916 is banned for hating on ASCII graphics

918 Name: Brandy Bogard!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-6404 20:33

>>917 is banned for trying to cause such an extensive row

919 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6405 03:24

>>918 is banned for attempting to merge the ban thread with the captcha thread.

920 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6405 11:47

>>919 is banned for being an opponent of synergy.

921 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6405 20:26

>>920 is banned for deliberately prolonging the synergy crisis.

922 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6406 02:40

>>921is banned for attempting to merge his penis with >>0's butt

923 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6406 10:01

>>922 is banned for preposterous suggestions.

924 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6412 03:16

>>0-1000 are banned for being too heavy-handed.

...oops

925 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6608 21:55

>>924 is banned due to an old age.

926 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-6608 21:58

>>925 is banned because I said so.

927 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6609 00:26

>>926 is banned for practicing fiat moderation

928 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6609 01:00

>>927 Is banned for a statement made in another thread about buying gold.

929 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6609 11:07

>>928 is banned for being Beady Eyes in disguise.

930 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6609 23:31

>>929 is banned because I'm in a bad mood and want to hurt someone.

931 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6609 23:40

>>930 is banned because I'm in a bad mood and particularily want to hurt >>930

932 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6610 00:17

>>931 is banned for being in a bad mood while not yet banned.

933 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6610 00:30

>>932 is banned for killing Steve Jobs.

934 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6610 12:40

>>933 is banned for being in poor taste.

935 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 07:55

>>934 has been summoned only quints will kill him

936 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6619 14:57

>>935 is banned for lacking a penis

937 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6619 16:19

>>936 is banned for lacking a vagina

938 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6619 16:26

>>937 is banned for impersonating a bird.

939 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6619 21:09

>>938 is banned for personifying a curd.

940 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6619 21:56

>>939 is banned for dry-docking a stink pickle on top of the toilet seat. I mean, really, who does that?

941 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6619 22:20

>>940 is banned for peeing when he poops.

942 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6619 23:35

>>941 is banned for peeing in the shower.

943 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6620 00:28

>>942 is banned for orchestrating the 1994 Tutsi genocide.

944 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6620 03:07

>>943 is banned for helping author the Malleus Maleficarum.

945 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6620 22:55

>>944 is banned for thinking the Booloos were too ugly to save.

946 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6620 23:07

>>945 is banned for attempting a multi-ban

947 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6621 11:54

how do i ban people

948 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6621 19:08

>>947 is banned for not participating in this thread.

>>948 is banned for participating in this thread.

>>949 is banned for planning to participate in this thread.

949 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6621 20:24

>>948 is banned for prebanning.

950 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6621 21:57

>>949 is banned for ignoring an outrageous event of self-banning by >>948

951 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6622 00:14

>>950 is banned for banning a banner who banned himself for banning in a ban thread.

952 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6622 05:42

>>951 is banned for misunderstanding >>950's ban.

953 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6622 06:25

>>952 is banned for understanding all too well.

954 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6622 11:47

>>953 is banned for overstanding the question

955 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6622 13:13

>>954
Is banned for being an HR level too low.

956 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6622 13:41

>>955 is banned for using a newline as well as an uppercase character.

957 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6622 15:05

>>956 is banned for being too pedantic.

958 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6622 16:04

>>957 is banned for reasons unknown.

959 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6622 21:03

>>958 is banned for unjustified banning.

960 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6623 02:17

>>959@ƒCƒY@ƒoƒ“[ƒbƒhII

961 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6623 12:18

>>960 is banned for withholding apology juice -nida.

962 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6623 16:27

>>961 is banned for being several years behind the meme curve.

963 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6623 16:59

>>mr.962 is banned for curving memes and bending pop-culture references

964 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6623 17:00

>>963 is banned for not knowing how to reference a post.

965 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6623 18:11

966 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6623 20:16

>>965 is banned for banning an innocent person from the future.

>>964 is banned for >>965's sins.

967 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6624 02:48

>>966 is banned for double banning. Hey faggot! I'll punch you in your little twisty face. Look at yourself and what you've become. The dog looks in the window and the pigs are people. Two legs, good, four legs, also good. All DQN are equal but some DQN are more equal than others. Look into the sky. That comet hurtling toward the earth is my redemption. Fuck you I've had mine. To enter the spiritual plane, death is openly accepted and embraced! Drink the koolaid! DRINK THE KOOLIAD!

968 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6624 02:51

>>967 is banned for being >>978.

969 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6624 12:35

>>968 is banned for being >>968.

970 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6624 14:00

>>969 is banned for being a selfish lover

971 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6624 14:26

>>970 is not banned.

972 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6624 14:32

>>970,971 are banned for making me double-ban again.

973 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6624 14:33

>>972 is banned, and I don't have to give you a reason.

974 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6624 14:34

>>973 is banned for acting hastily.

975 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6624 14:56

>>974 is banned for procrastination.

976 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6624 15:07

>>975 is baned.

977 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6624 16:57

>>976 for peeing on a famous work of art.

978 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6624 18:25

>>977 is banned for public intoxication.

979 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6624 20:48

>>978 is banned for enforcing dumb laws.

980 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6624 23:05

>>979 is banned for enforcing smart laws.

981 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6625 12:13

>>980 is banned for being a wiseguy.

982 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6625 12:16

>>981 is banned because my captcha is annoyingly long.

983 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6625 12:58

>>982 is banned because 19.

984 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6625 15:11

>>983 is banned because I am a manchild with no real power in his life that needs to misplace all of his frustration from realization of that fact somewhere.

985 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6625 19:04

>>984 is banned because I recently acquired moderator privileges on a website for the first time in my life.

986 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6625 19:37

>>985 is banned for lese-majeste.

987 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6625 20:18

>>986 is banned for unnecessary French.

988 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6625 21:54

>>987 is banned for not surrendering in every war.

989 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6626 12:13

>>988 is banned for whatever reason seems sufficient at the moment.

990 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6626 14:24

>>989 is banned for contemplating the coming 999 GET.

991 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6626 14:29

>>990 is banned for banning >>989 for a reason that also applies to >>991.

992 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6626 14:34

>>991 is banned because I probably won't be here for 999GET.

993 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6626 14:55

>>992 is banned for abandoning his post.

994 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6626 15:11

>>993 is banned pre-emptively so I can GET >>999 myself.

995 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6626 15:14

>>994 is banned for abusing his/her MODD privileges.

996 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6626 15:37

>>995 is banned for underestimating how much we care about the upcoming >>999.

997 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6626 15:55

>>996 is banned for being divisible by 3.

998 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6626 16:12

>>997 is banned for being prime.

999 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-6626 16:14

>>1-998 are all banned for posting in this thread.
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