[Cyber] We make an erotic statement about the next poster (59)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5698 17:25

>>1 Has rock hard nipples

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5698 19:42

>>3 has a real doll

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5698 20:39

>>4 has a penis

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5698 22:45

>>5 knows how to use it.

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5698 22:46

>>3 is horny

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5698 23:11

>>5 makes his own rules

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5698 23:19

dsdas

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5699 12:46

>>7 Enjoys anal every day

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5699 13:00

>>10 finds >>8's lack of understanding hugely erotic.

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5699 13:44

>>11 Is a SLUT..
A panda slut.

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5699 15:12

>>10 is a human hermaphrodite that does Panda bestiality.

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5699 15:28

ITT: We fail spectacularly at reading comprehension.

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5699 15:29

>>12 is Pandaphrodite that does Ape Fellatio

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5699 15:31

Paw... I done screwed up agin...

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5699 18:42

>>16 once made love to a building.

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5699 19:14

I want >>15 with me under the moon.

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5699 19:58

>>17 is being jerked

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5699 21:41

>>19 uses his huge, erect cock to type his post

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5699 21:54

>>20 types by hand.

One hand.

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5700 00:07

I dreamt about >>21 last night, and I fell out of bed twice

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5700 14:53

>>22 is a midget pedophile... is that still wrong?

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5700 17:30

I've never felt so wanted than when >>23 clings with arms and legs

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5700 21:13

15 minutes with >>24? Well I wouldn't say no!

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5700 21:14

>>25 can pin and mount me like a butterfly

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5711 14:27

>>26 can suck a bolt off the hull of an ice-breaker.

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5711 17:41

>>27 looks delicious in knee socks, glasses, pigtails, and a fuku...

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5712 00:17

>>28 has quite a sex drive... for a Panda.

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5712 02:00

>>29 is almost as sexy as a female dolphin in heat. Almost.

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5712 16:37

>>28 Is almost as sexy as George Zimmer. I guarantee it!

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5717 23:22

>>31 made me feel loved in that evening under the tree in the park. ;_;

31 Name: !MILKRIBS4k : 1993-09-5717 23:53

>>32 thinks he's sexy in his tight black Patrick Swayze in Dirty Dancing t-shirt!

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5718 02:31

>>33 is an erotic panda.

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5718 03:54

It's time the tale were told, >>34 took a child and he made him old

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5718 20:41

There are explosive kegs between >>35's legs

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5719 00:07

...And >>36 has the fuse.

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5722 19:39

>>35 can light my fuse, if you know what I mean.

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5723 21:00

>>39 needs to find a hobby that doesn't involve penises

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5723 22:15

>>38 needs to make his next statement less literal and more erotic...

...'cause that would really turn me on, baby.

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5724 13:57

>>41 practises deepthroating with his fingers

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5724 16:11

>>42 's dick is a lot better than fingers.

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5725 04:09

As Anthony said to Cleopatra, as he opened the crate of ale, "Ooh I say!"
>>43 is bigger than others

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5725 16:34

>>44 Cries during sex because it's just too beautiful

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5725 18:25

>>45 gives extremely good head.

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5725 18:39

>>46 swallows

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7345 19:04

>>47 understands the pleasure of being cummed inside

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7346 01:06

>>46 Can probe Uranus better than NASA can.

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7346 09:10

>>47 was quite excited by the notion of deep penetration welding rods.

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7346 09:12

>>47 YOU CONFUSED ME, YOU PILLOCK!

>>50 rocks it on the edge.

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7346 12:32

>>49 makes me EXPAND DONG.

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7346 21:32

>>52's busty buns

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7353 00:58

>>51 took it like a pro from >>50 and >>52, at the same time.

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7353 02:24

>>54 sure knows how to please a woman

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7353 18:08

>>55 never brags about his sexual abilities, because he has subliminal powers that prove to the ladies what a sexual man he is.

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7353 18:31

>>54 makes me moist.

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7353 20:11

This thread is a shitshow.

57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7354 17:30

>>56 Has a negative view of the other posters because none of them were as good as >>58

58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7355 13:23

>>59 makes me feel honored by the mere presence of his mastodonic penis.

59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7355 14:51

>>60's pooper is more than accommodating to my herculean dong, but still feels tight with a good texture.

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