Lame Confessional [LAME] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5796 14:44

Today, I crossed the street in the middle. I did not check both ways.

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5796 19:12

Today i sent personal mail at work and used the company stamping machine. i am wasting funds.

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5796 19:40

I quite enjoyed Weekend at Bernie's 2, and would watch it again.

4 Name: !tDmILkribs : 1993-09-5796 19:45

I try cracking tripcodes because I'm a loser but I give up before I get what I want.

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5797 08:46

Today I gave my friend a ride home and made her listen to my lame music the whole time. She didn't enjoy it very much.

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5797 08:55

I knew I was wearing odd socks this morning, I just couldn't be bothered to find a matching pair.

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5797 16:15

I almost called >>4 an anus.

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5797 17:25

I ate the last granola bar even though I knew someone else would want it.

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5797 17:32

I got a call to help someone move furniture today but I played video games instead.

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5797 20:24

I drank the last of the cold water in the fridge and didn't refill the pitcher.

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5797 20:39

>>10 Don't you have taps?

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5797 20:59

A few days ago I decided to go outside and meet with some of my friends. I went to the nearest metro station and took a train. There was a few people, so I've taken a seat and dreamed for a while. But then a guy sat next me and asked his companion (who wasn't visible to me) if they'd like to sit too. I thought his was talking to a girl, so I gave up a seat. But then I noticed that he was a guy too. He gave me a strange look (like he was saying "what the hell?") and I mumbled that I'm leaving on the next stop anyway. As a result I had to wait for the next train.orz

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5797 21:05

>>11 Yeah, but the cold water from the tap is lukewarm.

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5797 23:15

>>13 ...Even if you run it for a minute?

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5797 23:28

I've been piping the cold water past >>10's water heater for years.

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5798 05:40

Today I visited "mylifeisaverage.com". I found it inferior to this thread.

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5798 08:06

At first I thought that nothing can be better than DQN, but now I'm addicted to "mylifeisaverage.com"

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5798 12:10

I find memorial groups to murdered kids on Facebook and make accounts for them, then talk to the distressed parents and say I'm not actually dead.

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5798 14:00

>>18
Doesn't this belong in the passive aggression thread?

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5798 14:11

>>19 that's not passive aggressive. Hell, that's not even a lame confession. That's just awful.

And I've been making lame confessions for things I didn't do... my whole life.

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5798 16:30

When at a store, and I take an item to the cashier, and it rings up as much more expensive than labeled... I pay for it and leave.

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5798 19:38

When I use a public bathroom, I make sure no one else is in there before I go in and if someone comes in I stop peeing and wait until they leave.

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5801 00:33

i like chubby girls equally as normal ones

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5801 01:08

I find normal girls too fat, thanks to years of cultural indoctrination via the boob tube.

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5801 06:54

I was sorting books to send out to other libraries and I noticed there were two volumes of the same series. I only checked where the first one was going and sent the second one to the same place, to be rebellious. I felt guilty the rest of the day and couldn't stop wondering, "What if the second volume was actually going to a completely different library??"

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5801 07:41

So the other day, I went to Yoshinoya and ordered the special. With extra sauce. I'm not a big fan of green onion.

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5801 07:44

Ifll admit it. It took me darn near 100 minutes to find a textbox to write to. You can take you site and place it where the sun donft shine. Could you please bring back my other, easier site if you donft mind?

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5801 21:47

Thanks to some butthole who posted a link to bbwchan in the ctrl+v-thread i fapped to a girl with ridiculously big breasts

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5801 21:51

Today, I ate some old ice-cream. Now my stomach hurts.

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5801 21:57

I told a friend a half truth. I hate myself for doing it.

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5802 14:54

I do personal programming at work

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5802 21:51

I only went out to the front so I could serve a cute girl, but ended up cokking lunches all day.

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5802 23:15

i listened to emo lately and actually enjoyed it. to my defense, it was oldschool-emo fromt the 90's.

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5803 04:00

I stayed up till 6am and now i post ITT

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5803 06:45

i stayed up til 8:45 am and now i post ITT

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5803 13:14

i post as beady eyes sometimes and then i have to wash my hands with antibacterial soap to make the shame go away

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5803 13:28

>>18 here. I sometimes used a Beady Eyes facebook account I made

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5803 18:04

I'm only eating at that restaurant and leaving 30% to 40% tips because a cute waitress smiled at me and it warmed my heart.

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5804 00:23

>>38 The female of the species is more deadly than the male

40 Name: ( ˃ ƒŽ˂) : 1993-09-5804 01:30

i washed my balls in the shower last night...

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5804 10:39

Today is my last chance to apply to university. I was flunked out a few times already.
I'm staying home.

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5804 11:08

>>41 No don't! Don't waste your talent! SHOW ME YOUR MOVES!

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5810 14:07

I'm quite a dull person, and I have nothing to post today, not even here.

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5810 17:49

( EƒΦE) I have no character.

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5811 01:00

My captcha is rame, and I don't know whether to post that here or the captcha thread. I have typed both messages but will only click one 'reply' button....

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5811 07:47

Sometimes I wish I were a super-famous tripfag...

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5811 08:02

I have a tripcode that I like, but I'm too shy to use it. Also, I'm afraid of posting something wrong.

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5811 21:37

One time I was comfortable with posting on the Internet.
Then I got extremely shy.
Now I am a bit better, but it's kinda hard to press the reply button.

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5811 22:44

I have no problem pressing the reply button but afterwards I get a crushing, suffocating feeling of remorse and regret. Then again, I get that feeling every time I do anything in life, so I guess it's nothing new.

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5811 23:08

Step One: Type something

Step Two: Press reply button

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5812 09:44

>>50 Wrong verification code entered.

Return

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5812 13:03

I lied about my confession :(

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5812 14:53

my multiple personalities fight over the keyboard

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5812 21:15

Basically, I'm NEET, so I've a whole day to waste as I want. But I'm an internet addict and an internet-hikikomori at the same time. Therefore I just refresh a couple of unpopular sites all day long.

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5812 22:20

I'm going to a pretty high ranked and expensive college this fall. My family's really exited and happy for me, and all they do is bug me about classes and my dorm and what I'm taking and other stupid shit. The truth is I couldn't care less about any of that crap. What I really want to do is be a NEET and a hikikomori for a year or two. Well that's not accurate, since what I actually want a part-time job that I could spend a couple hours at, but the rest of the time I just want to spend shut up in my house with my T.V. and anime and games and internet with no one to bug me. Unfortunately the economy and pressure from my family is preventing me from doing this, but I'm wondering if I shouldn't just say "fuck it" and try it anyways since I'll just get to college and then drop out later because my hearts not in it.

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5812 22:36

I wanna be a VIP STAR

57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5812 22:57

Someone on the interent said something very nice about one of my pictures and I cried.

58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5813 00:10

My dream is to be a Youtube celebrity based on cuteness alone.

59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5813 05:41

I'm a little bit overweight, but, hopefully, I'm not one of those blobs of fat you can spot around sometimes. It's something like a "beer belly". Overall my body proportions're O'K (though I should exercise a bit), but my belly really bothers me.

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5813 06:22

The fact is that I'm not just ugly on the inside, but on the outside, too.

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5813 17:20

Everyone thinks I'm a really nice shy guy, but underneath that mask I'm a selfish antisocial bastard. But underneath that, in my heart is a little boy who just wants to be loved. Yet underneath that, far below the surface, is a dark and disturbed and broken human being. And still, underneath all that, beyond all those layers, is a milk chocolate center covered with a thin candy shell.

62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5814 10:17

I don't have a credit card and I'm too shy to get in the bank. Because of this I'm bothering my friends who have paypal accounts to order me something. But they usually refuse even if I offer them money before payment.
They don't want me, NEET, to waste any money.

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5814 10:56

It's not technically illegal to steal neighbors' wifi connections in my state, but I feel guilty for doing it anyway even though we both pay for the exact same level of service from the exact same ISP.

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5814 13:55

Wait, >>63, why are you using someone else's internet if you're paying for your own?

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5814 15:03

>>64 I use his to run torrents on.

66 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5814 20:22

I've Omegle opened in tabs for weeks. I can't bring myself to chat with anonymous people.

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5814 23:00

>>64 my connection doesn't think. It feeiˆζˆs.

I.e. it drops packˆζˆ likˆζ motheˆζˆker

68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5814 23:15

I like to post links to fat girl pictures and watch the responses from those who clicked. I have even more fun tricking weaboos into clicking on Japanese fat girls.

69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5814 23:22

I stayed up all night again even though I promised myself to change my schedule so I'll go to bet around 12 a.m.

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5815 06:00

My CAPTCHA is "tar"!

71 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5815 08:32

>>62
Just open an account in an online bank. They'll send you your credit card by mail.

72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5818 12:29

I gave a link to this thread and he found all posts. I bet he laughed at me.

73 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5822 21:37

I'm just about to add Title and the volumes of DQN Electronics to the database of this site: http://rateyourmusic.com/

I'm sorry guys, your secret's up.

74 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5823 01:59

I spent $115 on a figure of Ayu Tsukimiya from Kanon including shipping. The original MSRP was about $65 US.

75 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5823 03:19

Uguu~! I am not lame!

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5824 00:24

I check this thread on a regular basis

77 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5824 08:18

I enjoy [fapping while] watching little kids play in the sand.

78 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5824 12:41

I'm afraid to post in the fusianasan thread.

79 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5824 15:56

I posted it in it, but I did it through someone else's wireless router.

80 Name: 68 from the Title thread : 1993-09-5824 16:18

Title is what made me start going here :x

...yeah, it is now that I think about it.

81 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5824 17:16

One time I encoded an mp3 at 128kbps to save disk space (using lame.)

82 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5826 10:13

As a conservative, I shouldnft like Hillary Clinton at all, but as she gets older and grumpier, I think shefs growing on me.

83 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5826 12:00

I have 23447 tracks in iTunes, all converted to 128kbs AAC

84 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5831 12:46

I am posting this instead of getting ready to go out to dinner with my friends. I am late already so I will probably cancel.

85 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5833 23:15

For almost the past two years I've been reading every post here for hints that they may have been written by someone I know.

86 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5834 11:50

>>85 I do still love you, but I'm still just not ready for that kind of commitment yet

87 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5836 19:14

>>61 I'm this guy but in reverse

88 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5841 19:35

this post is the highlight of my day

89 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5842 01:35

I knew she was too young but I still tried to charm her

90 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5843 06:13

I purposely do Google searches on obscure and not-so-obscure DQN memes with the intent of finding DQN users on other websites. I have a special file titled "DQN users" where I put links and screencaps of my findings. So far I've found three Livejournal users, a handful of myspace users, a couple facebooks, and the rest on various other websites.

Basically I'm stalking DQN.

91 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5843 06:23

>>90, if you find me on Facebook I'd probably add you just because you're from DQN and I confess I have too much respect for what DQN's all about.

92 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5843 06:31

>>90 So that was YOU!!!

93 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5843 20:25

>>90

Are you planning to ever make your findings public?

(I confess that I would probably actually look through this stuff)

94 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5843 21:02

>>93

Probably not, no. I feel it's one thing to go out and find these users on my own just because I have a desire to find out more about the people who frequent DQN, but I don't think it's my place to "out" these people, if you will. There's also the fact that many of these people(myself included) are quite different from their DQN selves and engage in activities and hobbies the Elitist Superstructure might find distasteful.

95 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5843 23:00

>activities and hobbies the Elitist Superstructure might find distasteful

...I admit it.

Fencing.

96 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5844 00:54

>activities and hobbies the Elitist Superstructure might find distasteful

...I admit it.

Jumpstyle.

You know about the DQN last.fm group?

97 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5845 00:46

>>90 Did you find the group on facebook PLEASE HEAR ME OUT IT'S REALLY RELATED TO YOU?

98 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5845 19:32

>>95

What? Fencing is the most elite of the elite sword arts.

99 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5846 09:18

>>98
He means he facilitates the sale of stolen goods for a percentage of the profits.

100 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5846 09:28

>>99 Yup. Guild rules say I cannot cut the Superstructure a check.

Seriously, >>98, you thought I meant swordfighting was not Elitist?

101 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5846 09:30

...

I wasted a 100GET >_<

102 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5846 14:25

103 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5846 15:18

i don't visit dqn that often. at least the last 2 months.

104 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5846 16:35

>>103 we miss you

105 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5846 17:08

>672',1226517641)">>>672 is the only time I've ever pasted what I actually had copied.

106 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5848 07:14

I squee'd when someone pasted a post I made into a song thread, thus making my words lyrics in a future DQN smash hit.

107 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5848 09:04

Sometimes I wish I could be ravaged by older men and learn from their sexual experience.

108 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5848 16:00

I needed to type the universal quantifier symbol (Ν) for my university discrete structures class and the first place I thought of to find it was DQN.

109 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5855 16:00

I twitched when reading >>106 because some ex-gf of mine used to say "squee" a lot. I still miss her.

110 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5874 20:25

My bumping of this thread is merely shameless self-promotion.

111 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5877 00:42

I submitted a song to my local college magazine, and we had to submit a short self-biography. I wrote: "He lured me to his domicile."

At least it was published!

112 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5877 01:57

I made out with a plush doll.

...and liked it.

113 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5895 04:03

I bumped this thread even though it has fallen off the front page. v_v

114 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5895 09:59

I only come to 4ch for DQN.

115 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5896 16:26

I made a 8-bit remix of "Don't say lazy", put it on Yotube and thoroughly enjoyed the warm feeling of seeing that someone commented "EPIC WIN!!". God, I'm pathetic.

116 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5896 19:27

Even though I'm for the legalization of marijuana, when I find out someone does drugs I lose all respect for them and I don't want to ever be around them or talk to them. A particular pet peeve of mine are people who "fall in love" with a girl because "SHE GOT TOTALLY STONED WITH ME AND IT WAS AWESOME"

I wish people like that could be shot.

117 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5896 22:23

>>116

I think you need to calm down a little. Yes; I admit typical stoner people are annoying, but you're far too uptight about such a silly thing.

Anyway, my lame confession for today is that I would very much like to hold a revolver to Rupert Murdoch and shoot him in all of his limbs over the course of an hour. Then I will walk away laughing as he slowly bleeds to death.

118 Name: ( ˃ ƒŽ˂) : 1993-09-5896 23:19

”’l‚̐lX‚Ν‚±‚κ‚π“Η‚ή‚±‚Ζ‚ͺ‚Ε‚«‚Θ‚’B

119 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5897 05:16

>>118

I'm pale as fuck and I just did!

Also I'm pale as fuck.

120 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5897 06:31

>>119

Bitch aint got nothing on me. I'm so fucking pale, I glow in the god damn dark. Seriously, my black friend liked to pretend that my arm was a light saber.

121 Name: ( * ƒŽ*) : 1993-09-5897 15:16

I blog about colonthree and I love it! :3

122 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5897 17:24

>>119,120 I think pale skin's hot. Definitely looks nicer than orange people.

123 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5899 03:12

>>122

lol, first thing I thought of when you said orange people were Oompa Loompas... Were there any female Oompa Loompas? I never read the book, and I haven't watched the original movie in a loooong time.

124 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5899 07:43

I was retarded and judging people like >>116 could be shot. I hate it when people just go ahead and assume all the shit they want to assume.

125 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5900 00:40

Sometimes, I write posts totally flaming people, then delete it when I realize that, no, actually, I agree with them completely.

126 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5900 00:49

Remembering how >>90 was stalking DQN, I couldn't resist imitating him, and I spent the last five minutes reading >>115's Twitter account. Sorry Kaitlin ;-;

127 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5900 03:10

I'm racist against the fictional Oompa Loompas.. i feel like they would probably be smelly, awful, greedy little people

128 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5900 16:36

JEWS

129 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5901 23:03

>>126 i just did that too haha. I love twitter!

130 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5902 22:14

>>126
I'm >>115 and I'm sorry to say you watched the wrong video. And I'll also lamely confess that now I'm envious of that Kaitlin. Dude got more comments and votes than me and people on DQN read his twitter instead of mine.

131 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5902 23:44

I fapped to straight shota a few minutes after having sent a love letter and now i feel filthy.

132 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5903 01:08

I snickered at >>130 for using male pronouns to refer to a female. Sorry for laughing behind your back, >>130.

133 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5903 09:26

Today I found out that Kaitlin is a female name and people had been laughing behind my back for that.

134 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5903 12:08

Last week I suggested Caitlyn as a nice girl's name for a baby to my fiancé... ignoring thefact she's a bit young for having kids yet

135 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5904 05:37

>>130
I had a feeling that I watched the wrong video before I posted but I still really wanted to post the lame confession in >>126 so I posted it anyway. How lame is that?

136 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5904 06:01

I really don't know what you all are talking about... Am i dumb?

137 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5904 11:27

I want to read >>130's twitter

138 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5905 00:23

i felt proud of myself for typing so legibly with my nose, though i feel kind of nauseous now

139 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5905 07:20

I lied about having a twitter. I'm sorry, >>137.

140 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5905 11:04

(ί„tί) I want >>139 to make a twitter so I can be friends with him

141 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5908 07:35

That foreign language program Grandpa and Junior are watching in the Beady Eyes thread is made up of machine-translated randomly chosen posts from randomly chosen threads from randomly chosen boards on 2ch.net. It usually takes three or four tries to find one that sounds interesting enough to use. I'm using this translator:

‰pŒκƒeƒLƒXƒg–|–σb@nifty–|–σ
http://honyaku-result.nifty.com/LUCNIFTY/text/text.php

I just wanted to post my technique in case someone else wanted to try it.

142 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5908 18:44

>>141

I think I'll use this to write the lyrics to a song.

143 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5909 02:55

but... but... that one doesn't carry out and isn't w T_T

144 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5909 03:40

I had to refrain from posting on DQN for a while because I couldn't figure out how to use the "refresh captcha" function and the old one was bogus.

Also my new vc is "yieff" which reminds me of "yiff".

145 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5909 15:28

I hold my pee when I poop because if the yellow water splashes back at my ass I get zits full of puss and that one time I got one close to my asshole and for 3 days it was painful to poop and I had to spread my ass with my hands to poop normally

146 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5909 23:18

I actually feel sorry for Beady Eyes. A lot! He's really nice and funny, and now no one cares when he finally gets laid. Imagine, it's the first good thing that happened to him in weeks and no one cares! Slapstick Humor is okay, it's part of him to get hit by balls but.... I don't know... I don't want to see him hurt.

I also fear that people won't take this seriously, especially now that i wrote this. Meh.

147 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5909 23:38

Dude, he got skull-fucked!

148 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5910 00:37

>>146 He added me on facebook, he's really not nice. He went into all these memorial groups for little girls and hurled abuse at the mothers. He's banned now obviously. In terms of trolling it was pretty amazing, very well done, of course.

149 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5910 01:50

Well in my opinion that doesn't mean he's got to be a bad person in real life, err I mean DQN.

But i get your point...

I must confess that I started a discussion in a thread with a set theme for the posts.

150 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5910 04:27

My paper on lolicore that I'm writing for a college class might not be finished on time because I'm procrastinating by reading DQN.

151 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5910 04:45

>>150
Does that paper end with you saying "And that's why I was masturbating to drawings of seven year old girls, your honor."?

152 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5910 06:26

I want to set the record straight: I thought the cop was a prostitute.

153 Name: 24.121.113.82.net.de.o2.com : 1993-09-5910 12:54

>>150

Hell yeah, lolicore! How about researching on last.fm, the lamest social networking site of the world?

Also, don't use loli ripe as an example. They're sellouts.

154 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5910 17:26

I have no idea what kind of college class >>150 could be attending. Is he kidding?

155 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5910 19:39

>>154 It could be an audio sort of course, write about a music genre or something. I had to write about the soundtrack to Harold & Maude by Cat Stevens

156 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5910 19:41

Today I made a schoolgirl wet with a dirty text

157 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5910 23:14

I ejacuated on my hand, then licked it up.

158 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5911 00:43

>>157

I do that basically every time I masturbate. Although, for me at least, thats not really a lame confession.

159 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5911 01:11

>>158 yes it is

160 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5911 03:29

I totally want a pet capybara or tapir, but don't want to put in the effort to be one of those intrepid pioneers who has to be one of those poor bastards trying to tame the first few generations of a new domestic breed of animal.

161 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5911 03:30

No-one ever pays me in gum....

162 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5911 13:28

>>153

>Also, don't use loli ripe as an example.

You have to at least mention loli ripe in a paper on lolicore.
Also >they
The more you know, I always thought it was just one dood.

163 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5911 21:09

I don't know what the fuck a lolicore is. I assumed it had something to do with raping little girls, but that doesn't seem to be the case?

164 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5914 17:19

i'm probably gonna have an affair with the best friend of the girl i love. i don't regret it because i still love her, i'm just nailing someone else. however, i feel really bad about not regretting it.

165 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5915 16:48

When she told me she loved me, my response was "..Okay".

166 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5915 17:33

>>160
Very few animals actually have the traits necessary for domestication. This is why people use horses instead of the clearly more excellent looking zebra.

167 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5915 21:19

>traits necessary for domestication

These would be?

168 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5915 21:42

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ So what, >>166? Most sufficiently non-endangered species have the traits necessary for domestication within the population, if only you can find the one retard that'd rather eat out of your hands than hunt or forage for it.

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ The real problem is that no human beings can spend the hundreds or thousands of years it would take to weed out the undesirable traits of particularly difficult species within their lifetime, even with modern selective breeding practices. Of course, that is assuming there will be no advances in our knowledge of manipulating the hereditary traits of animals, which is certainly absurd. You can't take everything you read in Guns, Germs, and Steel at face value, maannn.

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ ...

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ Like, wait a minute, this isn't my stogie. This is, like, the biggest doobie ever.

169 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5916 04:06

>>167
Well, if you must know, this puts it rather succinctly.
http://www.abc.net.au/animals/program2/factsheet1.htm

170 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5916 19:02

>>169
Counterpoint:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domesticated_silver_fox

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ so... I like, don't support the use of marihuana at all, but goodness gracious I feel alive.

171 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5917 04:02

>>170
I have always wanted one of those. Alas, it was not meant to be.

172 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5917 07:17

>>171

You know what I've always wanted as a pet? A quail. Those things are damn cute, produce some good(although small) eggs, and are like a cross between a chicken and dog/cat. Pretty low maintenance too.

173 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5918 16:37

I would like a pet human. She will wear a red collar and I will keep her chained up in the backyard. Of course I'll let her in to beg for table scraps and sleep at the foot of my bed in the winter. Naturally, she will be debarked as the females tend to be overly verbal.

174 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5919 10:44

I typically have no clue what's going on in dqn but I read it anyway.

175 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5920 15:44

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176 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5923 16:02

I'm surprised DQN actually uses teenage social networking sites and I feel somewhat left out.

177 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5923 20:40

>>176 I am an outgoing person with a lot of friends but I still post on DQN

178 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5925 00:59

DQN represents the whole of my social life.

179 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5925 08:10

I'm a friend with another DQNer in real life.

What are the chances?

180 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5925 08:49

I would rather type in an obsolete captcha and have to resubmit than wait for it to refresh.

181 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5925 20:53

>>179

5 in 6.8 billion, excluding every other factor that might be relevant.

182 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5928 17:42

It once came to me in a dream that my true father is Chuck Norris.

Now I have to live the rest of my life knowing I will never live up to it.

183 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5941 17:53

I just played a flash game called 'taylor swift makeover'.

I enjoyed it.

184 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5941 21:31

I don't know who Taylor Swift is.

185 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5941 22:19

>>184

Neither do I, although I think if I saw a picture of him/her I would recognize them.

186 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5942 00:21

I think music is extremely overrated.

187 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5942 16:46

I said I liked Taylor Swift and learnt one of her songs on guitar just to get into a girl's pants. It worked though.

188 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5942 19:31

I want a Japanese BBW for a girlfriend, but I feel like I never will find one.

189 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5942 21:49

>>188
Getting into the Japanese porn industry might be a good first step. There seems to be a large concentration of them there.

190 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5944 01:32

>>189 I thought the Japanese porno business hated gaijin.

191 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5944 13:45

>>190 They're starting to like gaijin now, actually.

But mostly if you're American and a girl.

192 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5944 14:11

>>191 Then it is time for me to become transgender and then be a lesbian.

193 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5944 18:45

>>192 I've been seriously looking into that for months. If it weren't so expensive I'd do it.

194 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5945 20:44

>>192 There is no such thing as a lesbian in the porn industry.

195 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5946 03:21

>>191
They're also fond of African American males, it seems.

196 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5948 01:06

>>195 I guess I should tell them I have Micheal Jackson's disease

197 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5948 10:33

I have nothing to contribute to the ctrl-v thread as I have nothing on my clipboard.

198 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5949 07:11

I have nothing to contribute to this thread because >>197 posted my confession.

199 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5949 19:34

( ˃ ƒŽ˂) wktk!

200 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5949 20:52

ttp://filthy-h.blogspot.com/2009/12/matazure-tengoku-shameless-sick-incest.html

201 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5950 02:27

Sometimes I sneak into my sister's room and masturbate on her panties, and I don't clean them up after I do it.

202 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5950 04:08

Sometimes there's a weird mucusy goo on my panties, and I don't know what it is.

203 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5952 03:33

I posted both >>201 and >>202

204 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5952 21:16

I posted >>203 and I didn't actually post >>201-202

205 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5952 23:29

I've never posted ever.

206 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5953 01:49

I'm actually not >>206. I'm >>207.

207 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5953 01:56

I'm actually a closet homosexual who makes fun of other homosexuals, which makes me a gay hypocrite.

208 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5953 02:20

Over the last few months discovered that I'm bisexual but I really don't want to tell anyone.

209 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5953 06:43

I honestly don't really like mittens.

210 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5957 19:42

I'm content right now and that makes me insecure, like balancing on a high-wire over a deep dark pit.

Don't look down.

211 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5958 03:56

I'm an alcoholic because I drink to cope with my manic depression. This doesn't actually bother me one bit.

212 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5959 01:10

I'm looking forward to committing suicide with my wife

213 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5959 14:38

I recognize the sad truth that most people on the Internet would not take >>212 seriously even if he or she is actually going to commit suicide, but I am probably not going to do anything more than say he or she should not commit suicide and hope it resolves itself.

214 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5959 15:36

I didn't take >>212 seriously, but now I feel bad about it. Thanks, >>213.

215 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5959 16:34

>>212
I don't care.

216 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5959 19:43

More stuff for the rest of us.

217 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5960 08:28

The only reason I come to DQN is because I liked the albums and emergency mittens.
Also, I will be alone this new years, like the last 21 years of my life.

218 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5960 10:40

I am a talented graphical designer who was noticed by some high ranking people who had seen my works, but I do not know how to get in touch with them since they are all unreacheable and stuff.
This is the main truth.

219 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5961 20:40

I can't post something original in this thread because I have the same confession as >>217.

220 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5961 22:04

I still don't really know what iichan is.

221 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5961 23:17

I used to think that iichan was 2chan.

222 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5978 18:49

I have a hard time letting this thread go.

223 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5980 04:46

This is one of the only threads I still read on 4-ch.

224 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5980 05:22

I wish my R and O keys worked better on my keyboard

225 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5980 14:19

I still can't whistle

226 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5981 00:35

College classes cause me to see and hear things the way a schizophrenic would.

227 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5981 00:45

>>226
I'd like to hear more about this

228 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5981 04:30

I maintain no meaningful contact with anyone except on 4-ch. It makes me really happy when someone replies to my messages.

229 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5981 14:14

230 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5981 15:52

I love you, >>228. A strictly platonic love, but a love nonetheless!

231 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5981 16:14

>>228

I know people who make even less meaningful contact.

232 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5987 22:30

I drove into the HOV lane, but I was driving alone, so I changed back out.

233 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5991 16:14

If there is an HOV lane, there should also be a DQN lane.

234 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5995 05:09

I sound like Gackt but am nowhere near as pretty.

235 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5997 06:42

I now realize that I only bought my guitar because of K-On.

236 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5997 20:59

For the last few days I honestly believed Canada was spelled Kanada.

237 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5998 20:37

I'd like to post here a lot more, but I'm just not funny enough. Usually I write a post, spell-check it, realise it's shit and just close my browser.

238 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5999 02:27

I used to think HOV lane stood for Hovercraft Lane and was disappointed to never see them.

239 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5999 04:15

>>235

I want a keytar just because of Zlad.

240 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6000 03:20

I am a super-genius hacker that can make computers do things that most scientists would deem impossible, or at least of supernatural origin. To get my kicks, I seek out gullible people and make them lose their documents, or make valid email addresses wrong so they return to the sender, or make Explorer freeze, or make Napster lose its connection, or make their printer jam. Every once in a while, when I'm sure no-one will be there to believe them, I make satanic messages pop up.

I know how to do it. I'm a genius.

I am a real person, and while I could be using this ungodly talent to make the big bucks, I devote enormous resources and several hours a day, seven days a week to the sole purpose of bothering these people.

241 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6000 05:50

>>239
Much more justified than >>235.

FLY AWAY IN MY SPACE ROCKET
YOU NO NEED PUT MONEY IN MY POCKET

242 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6010 21:21

Everything I touch turns to crap.

243 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6011 02:55

I throw quarters at stop signs.

244 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6028 01:12

I had an Iranian professor whofd always begin lectures with a phrase like gHello everyoneh, and every time, I couldnft help but think of Clonepa.

245 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6047 04:38

Out of all the characters on Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law, I always identified with the bear. He's just... there. It's almost like he runs the place, but nobody questions him. He should be questioned, but one look 't 'is face and you can't help but return the dumb, dopey smile.

246 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6047 13:01

I thought the "Post your current thought" thread was actually a confessional thread.

247 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6051 23:15

I'm 46 goddamn years old and still found Grandpa's interrupting burps hilarious.

248 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6052 00:43

sometimes when i unzip my pants to pee i'm not careful enough to watch what i'm doing so i end up peeing a bit on the corner side opposite the button but i just dry it off with some tp and it's good as new

249 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6052 03:05

I am Fujiwara No Mokou

250 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6052 03:26

I had to reread Grandpa's burps after reading >>247 in order to get the joke. But I am especially tired today!

251 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6055 20:06

I have an obsession with delicate, girly guys.

252 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6056 07:33

I'm a delicate, girly guy trying to bulk up.

253 Name: pretty cool guy : 1993-09-6056 08:06

i still think all your base is hilarious

254 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6062 18:38

I cannot play FPS games, because I empathize with the enemies, and I feel horribly guilty when I kill them.

255 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6062 19:27

I hate my life and I want to fly down a well.

256 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6063 05:44

I'm almost 23 and have never held a job.

257 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6063 06:16

>>256 said most of what I could say about myself, and so I have little else to say

258 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6063 16:21

i'd hit >>252 as long as he's girly enough.

259 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6063 18:48

I've never had a job, because I've never wanted one.

260 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6064 17:32

I never wipe myself after shower.

261 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6064 22:48

I've never had a job, because I'm too shy.

262 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6066 02:35

i don't really 'shower'. i turn on the shower, get in, and kind of lazily rotate in a circle for ten minutes.

263 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6066 14:52

Yesterday I played UBW's H-scene and laughed hysterically at the words 'boiling meat'.

264 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6067 00:38

Right now, there is a girl (that I am hanging out with) next to me. I am posting rather than talking to her.

265 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6067 05:50

I got to mess with an iPad today, and even though I derided them as useless, I want one now.

266 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6067 06:50

I really want to post in this thread. But I have nothing to say. Not only that, but somebody already confessed something exactly like this.

267 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6068 00:27

I'm about to masturbate, probably to hentai.

268 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6068 01:26

I masturbate before I have sex so my girlfriend thinks I have erectile dysfunction.

269 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6068 04:28

I post about my "girlfriend" to make my fellow NEETs feel like shit

270 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6068 06:57

I prefer not to use the toilet seat. Until last year I didn't use it at all.

271 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6068 13:26

Women only like me for my body.

272 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6068 18:01

I wanna play until I die, I wanna lose my reasons why.

Joking aside, I see bullet patterns when I close my eyes.

273 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6068 23:25

I'm in love with the representation of Ayanami Rei seen in "The Rei's Diner" threads.

I know she isn't real. She's not even the product of a single individual's imagination; she's the collective creation of a hundred (ok, that's a bit generous) bored BBS browsers, making variations on a specified template. Yet, I just can't help but feel attracted to her. That dry wit, that saucy apathy, that calm, collected personality - it drives me crazy!

Where the hell can I meet a girl like that? Where can I find a girl like The Rei?

274 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6069 00:53

Dude, it's not like she'd ever put out.

275 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6069 02:09

>>274

I don't care, as long as she can hold a decent conversation.

276 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6069 02:48

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277 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6069 07:45

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I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.

278 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6070 02:30

>>276

I don't want a replacement. All I need is you, baby.

279 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6070 04:11

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280 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6070 04:22

>>279

Never change.

281 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6070 14:50

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282 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6070 15:39

>>281

But that's three years from now!
What are you trying to say?

283 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6071 10:07

>>282

Stop thinking of time as a linear construct.

284 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6071 22:00

I think of time as a linear construct instead of feeling, and now I will was tanasinn.

285 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6073 19:01

>>155
I had to write a paper on an online concert for my Music Appreciation course and chose a Morning Musume concert.

286 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6084 19:52

I slashed my wrist to get the day off work.

287 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6085 16:47

I was fone...

288 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6089 05:06

All these Yoshinoya posts make me want to try a beef bowl, but Ifm not so sure Ifd actually like it.

289 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6089 18:50

I like to watch my own posts.

290 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6089 22:57

I roam the Forbidden Garden and silently sympathize with the last poster of each thread there.

291 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6089 23:33

>>288 They're pretty good, so long as you go easy on the sauce.

292 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6090 10:10

>>256 here

I'm 23 now, I still don't have a job, and am now wishing suffering upon the world and becoming really strangely religious.

293 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6094 17:55

I don't like porn.

294 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6095 01:34

all alone for saturday night (as usual)

295 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6096 14:39

I'd be a hikikomori if I didn't have to work.

296 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6096 17:32

I'd work if I didn't have to be an hikikomori.

297 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6096 20:40

I have failed every course of college I ever tried, but am too afraid of rejection to try and get a job instead. So I mooch off my parents and wallow in self-pity instead.

298 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6098 19:03

I stopped coming to DQN as often in favor of SAoVQ but I post just as infrequently there as I did here.

299 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6098 19:53

I like to crossdress.

300 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6098 22:11

I can't make rice properly.

301 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6099 07:24

I can make rice properly, but I like white rice and my mom always buys this shit with weird legumes and stuff in it because itfs ggood for youh but she makes me eat the most of it.

Yes, somehow I still live with my parents, too. Ifm nigh on 23 and have been unsuccessful on the job hunt since I was 16. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? sigh

302 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6100 05:23

My Steam password is more complex than my Windows logon.

303 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6100 20:18

>>302 I think I installed Steam at the same time you posted that.

I started playing Portal on my MacBook Pro

304 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6100 21:45

My MacBook has neither the disk space nor the graphical power for Portal, and Ifm dirt poor so I canft afford most of the other games... yet I downloaded Steam for Mac just in case and got my free copy of Portal anyway.

305 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6101 00:14

>>299
I sometimes think about cross-dressing but I never do it.

>>297
Fear of rejection from jobs? Really?

Loads of people get turned down for every job, it's not that big a deal. It's very unpersonal, too.

306 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6108 03:00

Hi DQN I'm drunk again

307 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6108 09:30

>>305
most DQNs couldn't get a job if they were a man with a 15 inch dong at a pornographers' convention

308 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6110 19:36

I'm not into anime.

309 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6110 22:00

I only like anime when it's cute and romantic. I'm pretty macho otherwise though.

310 Name: Kizul Emeraldfire : 1993-09-6110 22:07

Up until just last year, the only game console I had was an old 8-bit NES, and a NES-on-a-chip Yobo FC Console.

311 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6111 11:01

I read everything with 20-pt fonts.

312 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6111 16:31

>>310

More like AWESOME confession.

313 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6113 10:10

I have whistled the tune to "Hitler Has Only Got One Ball" as a passive-aggressive insult.

314 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6113 16:49

I have a boner.

315 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6113 17:01

I have fantasies of being accepted and loved unconditionally.

316 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6117 00:29

>>315
Is your name Shinji?

317 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6117 14:00

I can't figure out what I want to do with my life. Since nobody wil pay me for playing the odd video game and browsing the Internet, chances are slim that I will ever find a job I truly enjoy. This thought terrifies me.

318 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6117 15:22

>>317
THIS

319 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6118 10:33

>>317

With this economy, chances re slim that you'll even find a job.

320 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6129 22:34

321 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6131 12:50

>>320 made me cry when I met him

322 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6131 21:38

Sometimes, instead of just using Ctrl+C to copy, I Ctrl+X then immediately Ctrl+V afterward, before continuing to paste whatever I needed to paste. Eh, the end result is the same.

323 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6132 04:26

>>322
omigod ME TOO!!
(Reading that gave me much shawxment)

324 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6133 20:13

I frowned when I read how inefficient is >>322's way to copy and paste. That kind of stuff just pisses me off.

325 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6134 16:17

I dislike touhou

326 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6134 20:02

It makes me feel so good when other people confess what I wanted to as well. (Not related to previous post.)

327 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6135 15:10

I have never played touhou.

328 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6136 20:04

If there really was an "Everybody Loves Clonepa" show, I'd watch it religiously.

329 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6140 17:25

I don't find computers interesting anymore.

330 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6141 01:57

I'm not actually very good at anything.

331 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6148 22:55

I leave the television on as I browse the internet so I can hear human voices and be ever-so-slightly less lonely.

332 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6149 03:46

I often forget if I posted in a thread before or not. I also often read a post and think that I might have posted that, but wasn't sure. Furthermore, I think I've replied to myself without realizing it once or twice.

333 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6149 18:11

>>332
I'm sure I've already read a post identical to this one, but can't remember where...

334 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6150 23:35

>>333 me too.

335 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6151 11:37

I often feel childish wonder and amazement at the most simple things, like the Moon, the wind, falling leaves or that anything exists at all.

336 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6151 14:02

>>335 That's not a lame confession, that's a desirable way to live! I'd say you're experiencing life on a better plane than most!

337 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6151 18:12

>>335

I kinda know where you're coming from, and I think it's cool. I don't feel wonder or amazement at those kinda things, but I do take time out to absorb the details and feel some sense of satisfaction and happiness from them.

Like today I was walking back from work all pissed-off at my co-workers when I saw a bird attempt to fly towards the raging wind, only to slowly turn itself sideways and then glide gracefully a little before doing a loop-the-loop and flying off.

All my anger was gone and I grinned the rest of the way.

338 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6152 14:04

>>337 I was once walking back from work all pissed-off at my co-workers when I passed two French gentlemen in the street outside my flat, I just caught a snippet of their conversation, one of them simply said "I like it!" with his French accent, and my mind flooded with his lifestory, that he had been struggling back home in France so he came to Scotland, a big move, no friends or family here, just to make a fresh start, and he has found a friend now, and also something he enjoys. He was smiling. And so was I!

I obsess far too much over trivial things, too much to enjoy trivial things.

339 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6152 22:23

I released the emergency mittens for no real reason.

340 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6153 04:26

Once, I walked back home form work really pissed-off at my co-workers, but then I turned around and went to the bar and drank twelve pabst and a shot of jack daniels and went home and threw up in the bathtub. I was still pissed off the next morning but the anger dissipated slightly after cleaning the bathtub (and throwing out the bathmat, which caught a few stray chunks).

341 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6162 03:43

The first check that I ever wrote was for a copy of James Joyce's Finnegans Wake.

342 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6163 02:54

Speaking of checks, I wrote "for gay sexual favors" in the memo field of one of my rent checks once. Next thing I know, the landlord mysteriously "lost" my check and I had to pay a late fee.

343 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6166 04:25

I created my high school's wikipedia page

344 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6176 07:39

I think I found someone I use to know 5+ years ago on the internet.

I hated them, and after getting into a fight with them I flounced out of the website forever.

If it really is them, they haven't changed at all, and I still hate them

345 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6176 09:34

I haven't masturbated yesterday.

346 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6176 11:40

I think >>322 and possibly >>332 might be me, but it's been so long that I can't remember.

The experience of not remembering what you wrote is a common one on anonymous BBSes. It might even be the point of the anonymous BBS.

If DQN is still around in twenty years, I'll come back here and look through the archives. I wonder if reading this post will fill me with that nagging sense of partial recognition, or if I'll just glance quickly before passing on to >>347.

347 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6176 11:57

Sometimes, if I really like a thread, I'll read it again.
Right now, I'm reading some threads that I read months ago.

348 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6177 12:58

I remember some of the bad threads and memes I started on DQN, even though I posted them anonymously.

349 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6177 14:42

>>346
I was both.
I think.

350 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6179 22:26

I still, still get irrationally angry and butthurt when websites like Yahoo or Google or commercials for Walmart come on that advertise "back to school!". I fucking hate school, it's only the beginning of August, don't remind me that I'll be back there in a couple weeks, I don't want to think of that place.

God I'm still 9 years old.

351 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6179 22:46

I have no friends. I feel sad. I don't know what to do.

352 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6180 06:47

I like a girl that won't talk to me and probably has a boyfriend.

353 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6180 09:28

I'm too much of a pussy to kill myself.

354 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6180 17:10

I sometimes save good threads on DQN to my hard drive so I can read them again and again or when I have no internet access

355 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6181 15:03

There's a girl I like, and I think she definitely likes me back, she invited me at her place, we sat close for all day but I didn't even touch her. Geez.

356 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6182 12:50

I thought I'd have a cup of filter coffee before I started drawing, but now I'm too jittery to concentrate.

357 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6182 18:43

I felt so smart when I figured out why Miku's colors are black and teal.

358 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6183 01:13

I googled why Miku's colours are black and teal but couldn't find anything

359 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6183 01:32

I took LSD to aid me in my 3D modelling coursework for uni

360 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6183 10:04

>>358 It mimics the colors of the DX7, Yamaha's most successful product so far. (See http://www.electricdruid.net/images/interface/larger/YamahaDX7.jpg . Compare this picture to that panel on her sleeve.)

361 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6183 19:25

>>360 We all should have been informed about this with the introductory Elitist Superstructure New Old Member materials, but they got lost in the mail.

(confession: I was the mailman)

362 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6184 13:11

I've had a string of crappy roommates that I barely knew / only thought I knew, and after graduating am considering living completely fucking alone for at least a year or so. Loneliness isn't really my problem, it's the only cure I know.

363 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6184 23:16

Today I smashed my penis over my laptop's keyboard.

364 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6185 11:08

I went through my phone's contact list to find someone to brag to about the amazing sex I had last night, but I came here instead

365 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6185 11:13

My meatballs were too hot in my mouth so I tried to cool them down by opening my mouth and breathing out, and they fell out on to my shirt.

366 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6186 13:51

>>365
Fucking lol!!!!!!! Man oh man.

367 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6186 21:26

I still watch Yumeiro Patissiere.

368 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6187 04:00

Sometimes in the post your captcha thread, I use the captcha of the previous thread I posted in.

369 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6190 21:33

At least five girls wanted to get to at least know me so far, and I pushed all of them away because I assumed they wanted to hurt me.

370 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6190 21:50

I posted a lame confessional on the unhappy things thread because I was too lazy to dig this thread up.

371 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6191 01:21

>>369, you were right to do so.
A woman's a two-face, worrisome thing that will lead you to sing emo crap in the night.

372 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6191 02:10

I like the taste of menstrual blood.

373 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6191 03:11

>>371 I know this to be true for a fact because it's what I do and have been doing since she stopped talking to me.

374 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6200 01:29

I accidentally posted something in the wrong thread, but I don't think anyone will notice.

375 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6200 01:30

I'm a panda.

376 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6200 19:18

Sometimes, if I'm posting in the captcha thread and I don't like my captcha, I'll refresh it once or twice. I usually only do it when the captcha is a real word, though (recently, I got hose).

Oh, and I feel kind of bad about making this post, because it means the cool captcha I got (unshulk) will go to waste.

377 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6201 07:44

I'm so afraid of failure that it's causing some 'minor' suicidal ideation.

378 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6201 14:55

I have an imaginary boyfriend.

379 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6201 16:31

>>377 Me too.

380 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6201 18:41

The only thing keeping me alive anymore is my wish to make someone else happy.

381 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6211 06:53

I had class in a room on the fourth floor today, and somebody had left the window open. For the whole of the tutorial, all I could think about was rushing up to that window and throwing myself out.

382 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6211 11:45

>>380 Well, take comfort knowing that you always make me happy EVERY time you post here

383 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6213 17:10

>>299 I like to fuck crossdressers. We should totally hang out!

384 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6214 16:01

I find DQN hilarious.

385 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6214 17:31

I haven't found DQN hilarious ever since it shifted from "we pretend to be Japanese emoticons and AA characters in a never ending soap-opera" to "we talk about our lives, sometimes with a Japanese emoticon next to our sentences". I can't relate to you guys at all.

386 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6214 19:22

Today I read >>385. It was the worst thing that happened to me in a month.

387 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6214 22:29

Whenever I see bad text-boards I like to go to the best old threads they have and bump them all to the front page instantly making it slightly better.

388 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6214 23:54

I like reading about videogames more than playing them.

389 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6215 00:30

>>383 and>>385 were both aimed at me, I bet.

390 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6215 17:50

When I think DQN is not hilarious anymore, I blame myself for not appreciating it. Reading >>385 mildly uplifted me, but mildly saddened me, too.

391 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6215 20:59

I find DQN mildly uplifting on occasion. Was it ever hilarious? I wouldn't know.

392 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6216 00:17

>>385
I haven't found DQN hilarious since reading that srs post.

393 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6216 02:37

>>388
I often find watching people play video games skillfully is far less frustrating than playing them poorly myself.

394 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6216 03:20

It's very important that I talk to a woman about something but I don't know how to go about it at all or really even how I should contact her or what to say so as a result I do nothing

Pure torture

395 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6216 08:36

I have a pretty good singing voice, but I don't count it as a quality of mine because I think that it's more or less useless.

396 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6217 00:20

( ί -ί) I really like singing, but then I'm afraid that I actually don't have a good singing voice, and I'm too ashamed to sing in my own time even if it's just my family around me, so I only end up singing when I go to church.

397 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6217 00:57

I wish I were a voice actor (and not to sound conceited, but I do have the voice for it). Unfortunately I'm not likely to ever pursue it because I have a pretty realistic idea of the work and the pay, not as long as computer science and networking are steady and pay out the wazoo.

398 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6217 01:44

Oh right, I have the face for radio, too.

399 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6217 02:42

I sometimes take the Internet too seriously.

400 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6217 05:27

I don't find the Elitist Superstructure very elitist.

401 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6217 21:03

>>396 go busking to boost your confidence. And hey, as long as you sing from the heart, it doesn't matter how well you sing :) I mean look at me, I'm a BACKING VOCALIST, trust me

402 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6217 21:52

>>401 You're assuming that I have enough confidence to perform in public in the first place.
But yeah, I'm planning to try to get into a choir by the end of the year, so wish me luck. ( ί ƒΦί)

403 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6218 03:40

Sometimes I forget what site I'm on. Am I supposed to be a DQN, or a VIPPER?

404 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6218 04:36

>>403
You can be both.

405 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6218 06:54

Why is it that I've seen the exact same posts (>>403 and >>404) in two different places?

406 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6218 07:42

>>405
It's all in your mind.

407 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6218 13:47

"Very low level" realities of Chinese martial arts

’†‘•p‚ΜŽΐ—Ν‚ΝŽΐΫ‚Μ‚Ζ‚±‚λA’ŠEˆκ‚Η‚±‚λ‚©A‚«‚ν‚ί‚Δ’αƒŒƒxƒ‹‚Ι‰ί‚¬‚Θ‚’B In fact the Chinese martial arts skill, let alone the world, only a very low level. “V‰Ί–³“G‚ΜƒCƒ[ƒW‚Ν’P‚Ι‰f‰ζ‚Ζ•‹ ¬ΰ‚Ι‚ζ‚Α‚čμ‚η‚κ‚½_˜b‚Θ‚Μ‚ΎB Invincible image is a myth created by film theory and Wu ‹ ¬ only.

’ŠE“I‚Θ‰f‰ζƒXƒ^[‚Μƒuƒ‹[ƒXEƒŠ[B Global movie star Bruce Lee. Ši“¬‰Ζ‚Ζ‚΅‚Δ‚ΰ’΄ˆκ—¬‚Ύ‚Α‚½‚ƐM‚Ά‚η‚κ‚Δ‚’‚ι‚ͺAŽΐ‚Ν‹­“x‚Μ‹ίŽ‹‚ŁA‚Ω‚Ζ‚ρ‚ΗŽŽ‡‚π‚΅‚½‚±‚Ζ‚ͺ‚Θ‚’B It was believed that as a world-class fighter, severe myopia in fact, almost never match. ‘S•Δ‹σŽθ‰€Ž‚πŠl“Ύ‚΅‚½‚Ζ‚’‚€‚Μ‚ΝŠΤˆα‚’‚ŁA‘ε‰ο‚Μ—DŸ—π‚Ζ‚’‚¦‚΍`‚ZƒAƒ}ƒ`ƒ…ƒAƒ{ƒNƒVƒ“ƒO‰€Ž‚‚η‚’‚ΎB National karate champion that won is incorrect, it is just like high school champion in amateur boxing tournament in Hong Kong speaking of history.

‚ł́AŽU‘Ε‘IŽθ‚ΜŽΐ—Ν‚Ν‚Η‚€‚Ύ‚λ‚€‚©H , The ability of the players are scattered shot you? ‹ί”NA“ϊ’†‘΍RνA’†‘‘ΐ’ŠE‘΍Rν‚Θ‚Η‚ͺs‚ν‚κA’†‘‚ΝŒ©Ž–‚Ȑ¬Ρ‚πŽϋ‚ί‚Δ‚’‚ιB Recently, the team competition during the day and made the world team competition against China, and China is very well, stunning. ‚΅‚©‚΅‚±‚κ‚ΰ‘ŠŽθ‚ͺŽγ‚©‚Α‚½‚θAŽU‘Ε‘IŽθ‚Ι“s‡‚Μ‚’‚’ƒ‹[ƒ‹‚πΜ—p‚΅‚½‚θ‚·‚ι‚±‚Ƃōμ‚η‚κ‚½‚ΰ‚́BŽγKattari opponent, but it's what made the rules or to adopt a fair-weather players scattered shots.

408 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6218 17:21

I don't care for wearing silk cravats

409 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6218 19:34

I release the emergency mittens in non-emergency situations.

410 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6223 00:50

T think too much before answering a question on my Formspring...

411 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6227 04:14

When someone talks about enjoying life, I always feel guilty for being in pain, and end up feeling worse.
I wanted to write this on that 4chan thread yesterday, but didn't want to spoil their fun.

412 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6227 04:27

I think that >>411 should kill himself for going to niggertits and should be beaten just for mentioning that shithole.

413 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6227 07:07

I once posted someone's personal information on Encyclopedia Dramatica, and I still feel badly, even though I removed it.

414 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6227 13:15

I agree with >>411

Confession: I GO THERE AS WELL PLEASE DON'T MURDER ME

415 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6227 19:31

>>414 >>411 i hate you both

416 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6227 23:53

>>415
What I meant was: I agree with >>412

The later part... well... I wasn't thinking, just feeling

417 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6228 13:44

>>412,415
(EƒΦE) Please stop this BBS elitism way of thinking; it's unscientific and ultimately destructive.

418 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6229 02:01

>>416 is tanasinn.

419 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6229 15:16

I whizzed on the electric fence..

420 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6230 20:40

Did you die, >>419?

421 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6235 04:02

>>420 Did you smoke weed?

422 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6239 01:19

Sometimes I samefag, and hope someone will notice. Its the only chance I get at having someone seem to pay attention to me.

vc: wo as in "wo is me."

423 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6239 12:11

I miss Hotaru maniac.

424 Name: ( ˂ ƒŽ˃) : 1993-09-6241 20:57

Confession: Sometimes I urinate onto my stomach.

425 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6242 07:03

I was high today and I kind of pissed on my boxers while I was in the bathroom.

426 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6242 11:27

I'm high as well but there's nothing funny about my urine.

427 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6242 11:36

Seiji Sawamura is the toughest seventeen-year-old in town, feared by all for his fighting prowess and his deadly "devil's right hand.

He, Seizi Sawamura challenging year, he's fighting ability, I was the devil I'm fine, 17-year-old "old is very important, please please please have more information.

428 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6243 01:49

I'm gonna be a day late with my homework assignment

429 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6243 20:05

I had to finish my iced coffee too quickly to enter a facility that does not allow beverages and got brain freeze. Now I'm jittery.

430 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6258 00:14

I wish I had guts to use my tripcode for all posts. Maybe I would be popular by now if I did so...

431 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6258 08:42

My hate for tripcode users borders on racism.

432 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6258 10:10

>>430
You wouldn't be popular anywhere "tripcode" means anything, so no.

433 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6258 12:26

>>432
This is a lame confessional thread, you are supposed to confess; you should not bash other people. This is not a generic vBulletin forum filled with bullshit. I hate you now.

434 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6258 12:57

>>433
Hang on there, pardner, you seem to have a plank in your eye.

435 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6259 01:03

being happy makes me depressed.

436 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6267 02:30

I saw a post in another thread that I found quite hilarious and started looking for the retweet button...

437 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6267 02:43

[No]

Seiji Sawamura is the toughest seventeen-year-old in town, feared by all for his fighting prowess and his deadly "devil's right hand.

438 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6267 03:55

I strongly dislike attention whores.

439 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6267 15:58

I hump my bed in my sleep.

440 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6267 20:53

( LƒΦ`) My robot says "Beep boop" instead of beeping.

441 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6267 21:07

I think I may be a sociopath.

442 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6268 09:17

I don't like fiction, because I'm literal-minded and it feels like reading a lie.

443 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6272 03:43

>>292 somehow reminds me a little of a certain character from Wings Of Honneamise.

444 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6272 03:46

>>443 All I remember about that was cool planes, a launching rocket, and a lot of boredom.

445 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6272 12:22

I have a box of ripped tights I've kept from girls who put them in my bin

446 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6272 15:06

>>444 must not be my kind of person, then.

447 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6272 21:49

I apparently had an e-stalker that has been tricking me into thinking that I was talking to somebody who I used to think was important.

448 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6272 23:07

After about 150 pages, I finally admitted to myself that I had absolutely no interest in Crime and Punishment and promptly returned it to the library. I feel kind of pathetic for not being able to finish a book, but at the same time, I do not feel that forcing myself to read it would have been worthwhile, and it was preventing me from starting one of many books that I might actually enjoy reading, so fuck it, in the pile it goes.

449 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6272 23:23

I left something easy until the last minute.
Needles to say, I had the last laugh.

450 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6272 23:34

I'm going to use >>449's post in a song I'm writing

451 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6272 23:35

needles

452 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6273 10:03

I can't watch someone die without feeling queasy anymore...

453 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6277 21:14

I've been mentally ill for most of my life, and I feel guilty about that.

454 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6279 16:07

I feel not the least bit of guilt about >>453's mental illness. Hmm. Should I feel guilty about not feeling guilty?

455 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6280 19:01

On those rare occasions where I visit 4-ch, I post in as many different DQN threads as possible. By now, the DQN front page should consist entirely of threads whose last post was mine.

456 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6280 19:22

I had a dream in which I found a nine week old kitten in my apartment living room. It was busily ripping apart a cat toy. When I reached out to pet it, it swung at me and hissed. Then it sat up unnaturally straight on its hind legs, and hopped like a cartoon rabbit behind the couch and I woke up.

I think this means I made >>453 mentally ill with my dangerous brain powers.

457 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6281 00:08

‚δ‚Α‚­ƒŠ‚΅‚Δ‚’‚ĂˁIII

458 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6281 00:44

This is a very serious problem. Ever since I could walk I have been unable to put on pants. I have always been outcasted and chided for not being able to wear anything other than shorts. I am now moving to Massachusetts where it will be very cold and I don't think I will be able to continue to wear shorts. Please give me any tips or tricks that you use to put on pants. Thank you.

459 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6281 04:30

I have pretty much average height and I am kind of ambivalent about it.

460 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6281 06:41

461 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6281 15:24

I like my girlfriend sitting on my face while she's on her period

462 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6281 21:40

I also like >>461's girlfriend sitting on my face while she's on her period.

463 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6282 04:11

DQN is not funny. Somebody deleted my post.

464 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6282 05:00

>>463 is banned for being a self-centered whiner.

465 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6282 06:12

I want to find people who post things in the wrong threads and interrogate them for roughly an hour.

466 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6285 04:35

Sometimes I get confused between Beady Eyes and Clonepa

467 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6289 02:10

ƒQƒCƒ}ƒWƒbƒN‰i‰“‚Ι

468 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6293 11:06

I went to Yoshinoya with my family, and I ordered the extra-large with extra sauce, just because it was 150 yen off. Can >>1 ever forgive me?

469 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6293 12:30

I pretty much just use the CTRL+V thread to post things that are slightly amusing yet depressing, soberly aware that it's a dangerous vector to them possibly becoming kopipe and hurting other people's feelings.

I do it because I am a slightly amusing yet depressed individual.

470 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6293 14:20

I don't really love her, I just say it because I don't want to hurt her.

471 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6293 15:00

>>470
You'll only end up hurting her more in the end.

472 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6293 22:20

And when >>471 says "in the end," he means "in the butt."

473 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6295 14:37

('A`) I've accidently ate some maggots.

474 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6295 16:17

I just poked myself in the eye with my thumb, entirely by accident.

475 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6295 19:54

I sabotage my life with my pessimism.

476 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6296 02:29

>>473 I've accidentally licked up dog's blood... and it was pretty nice actually

477 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6296 14:16

I'm kind of gay for a guy I met on Thanksgiving.

478 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6296 15:34

>>442

I like reading fiction if it explores a real-life problem, or if it involves reconstructing theories. Where's history gonna go if we can't think ahead before it happens?

479 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6310 03:44

I'm so embarrassed to fart in public, I have developed a method of letting out farts in a slow, gradual way, so that no one notices until I'm long gone.

480 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6310 04:08

>>479 does it not depend on the present company? I wouldn't fart in front of my girlfriend but me and my friends sometimes go to local farting competitions

481 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6310 18:08

Are the farts ever wet?

Do you guys have a panel of judges that rate the farts, or does everyone vote or what?

482 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6310 18:09

>>480
I once had a girlfriend who made a point of farting louder than I ever could.

483 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6310 18:24

>>481 it's a local thing, not exactly annually but we often get together. It's really just an excuse for everyone to get drunk afterwards, but there is a proper panel of judges, just local well-known personalities

It's personal style really, I know a few people come from the "wetter the better" school of thought. Me, I go for dry loudness. I wouldn't say this if it wasn't anonymous but, my secret has been stretching my bumhole slightly as a result of masturbating with a marker pen in my bum.

captcha: klefe

484 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6310 20:40

I am pretty disturbed by the above conversation, kinda shy about it but not gonna lie.

485 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6311 10:27

Despite my experience in assfucking, recieving partners have never felt the need to expell trapped gas while being penetrated, much to my dissapointment.

486 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6311 10:34

Don't worry, 485-san! One day you'll have a partner who'll expel as much gas as you desire while you fuck them in the ass.

487 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6311 22:59

I so rarely have anything in my clipboard that's fit to share, when I do I get all excited and hurry to paste it in the Ctrl-V thread.

488 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6314 02:11

I pulled out and jizzed on my girlfriend's stomach, then went down on her to finish her off. When she came she jerked up and I got a glob of my own semen all over my face.

489 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6314 05:13

>>488
Reminded me that I'm going to die alone.

490 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6314 12:55

I like to blow up used condoms and make bukkake balloons, which I then threaten to pop over my girlfriend's face. I wonder if there's a porn site idea in there somewhere.

491 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6314 22:41

A heroin addict asked me if I had £1 so he could go to the morgue to pick up his dead daughter. I didn't give him the money but I hope the story was true this time.

492 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6314 23:23

>>488
Reminded me what it's like to lick my own semen off her chest.

493 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6315 00:26

I find the idea of sex disgusting.

494 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6315 02:21

Sometimes I worry that I make other dokyuns depressed by talking glowingly about my love life. I don't mean to rub it in, I'm sorry! There's someone out there for you if you look :)

495 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6315 10:35

I am a fucking retard.

496 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6317 01:32

Having 2 girls going at the same time has halved my happiness, not doubled it.

Why did I ever even think of coming here, with full knowlege of what'd happen? At least my Dwarf Fortress is going well.

497 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6317 03:35

>>496
Knowing the consequences of passion does fuck-all for stopping what you do under its influence. I would know!

Speaking of, I could never help thinking about my ex despite having plans to move in with the girl I'm currently dating but, well, not really in love with.

Two days ago I got all euphoric over her, reminiscing about everything we did together as I absent-mindedly jotted it all down in my journal - which only made me more lovesick. Last I heard she was working a new job and living with some dude, said she was happy and such. I had refrained from interfering, thought I'd let her move on and such.

Call it selfishness; I shoot a friendly email, ask how things are going, tell her I'm just "checking up". Today I get a reply. Says he left her, she got fired, she's all alone and isn't happy at all.

I know it would be horrible, absolutely terrible to ditch my relationship and go for the rebound. I really want to.

498 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6317 06:45

>>497 Hey me too kind of. I am madly in love with my girlfriend and see myself living my life out with her happily, but I did send my ex a text on her birthday... I just thought to be nice since it was her 16th and all, kind of a special one.

499 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6317 13:32

>>497
You should show her you still care and see how things go from there.

500 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6317 17:18

>>498
Good! Stay happy :3

>>499
I did. I wish I had a life to distract me from girls but I don't and I'm letting this eat me up. C'est la vie, no?

501 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6325 15:38

DQN advises me on personal relationships.

502 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6325 18:55

>>500
Oh... I'm afraid I'm in a similar position and can't help. Sorry ( M„DL)

503 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6325 20:17

I wish that I could kill some of you people with my hate.

504 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6325 21:32

Strike me down with all of your hatred, >>503!

505 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6325 22:37

Don't do it! He'll become stronger than you can imagine!

506 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6326 00:38

Man, I can imagine some pretty strong things....

507 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6326 01:05

The main reason I love my girlfriend is she lets me lick her menstrual blood, that's a rare find.

I wrote a song about it called "I Love You Because You Let Me Lick Your Periods"

508 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6326 01:13

>>507
I'm sure it's a beautiful song. ( EƒΦE)

509 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6326 06:45

>>507
I would love to have that sung to me.

510 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6326 20:06

>>507
excuse me while I throw up forever

511 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6328 02:26

I often think there's people watching me or monitoring my thoughts, so I do tricks and thing to try and impress them like throwing my hat up and catching it without looking. It's only more recently that I've noticed how often and how long I've done this for, pretty much all my life, without thinking anything of it.

512 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6328 03:33

Pull back the covers, count the bloodstains that we find
Some are yours, and some of them are mine
I bet this isn't really what you had in mind
When I said "Let's leave some memories behind"

I love you because you let me lick your periods
It's partly why I wanna be gettin' serious
I love you because you let me lick your periods
But I'll still be in love when your pipes are runnin' dry

[second verse required]

[chorus]

[melodica solo]

[chorus]

[outro]

513 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6328 19:43

I'm 21 years and have never worked a single day in my life.

514 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6328 20:53

>>513
I'll be 21 in 30 days. I've never had a job either.

515 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6328 22:39

I'm considerably younger and have worked quite a few days in my life.

It's overrated.

516 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6328 23:53

I am afraid of being molested by women.

517 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6329 03:16

I have decided to start maining Kagura in JUS after I saw this one person using Kagura to beat two Dio users.

518 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6329 04:56

I changed my name for a couple of fights to "USA#1" in a japanese fighting game and beat everybody I was fighting with an over powered character.

519 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6329 19:01

I claim to be a pro gamer, but I just watch LP's and have only played 2-3 good video games.

520 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6330 01:56

>>519
I watch TASes and then find my own game play to be super inadequate.
Then I cry.
Then I cry with joy when I destroy the first boss on Sonic 3 in 6 seconds with the fire shield.
Then I drown on the next stage.
Then I cry some more.

521 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6330 02:05

I can't remember my mum or dad's birthdays, but I can remember hidden combos, cheats and special moves in obscure games for Megadrive, NES, Sega Saturn and PS1, plus the order of the first 251 pokémon, as well as what level most of them evolve at.

522 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6330 02:05

I also always spell pokémon with the "é", but not a capital letter because I wouldn't spell "animal" with a capital letter.

523 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6330 05:16

>>522
Žg—p‚΅‚āuƒ|ƒPƒ‚ƒ“v
aposkaonopaksopak

524 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6330 17:01

I never bothered to learn any kanji

525 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6330 17:33

I like feeling stupid and loving but I hate that I'm forcing myself to be this way.

526 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6330 22:16

I can almost sing the "crazy like a fool" part of Daddy Cool without any pitch shifting. Almost.

527 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6399 21:00

I must admit that I tried to use an imageboard today and I got really enraged when somebody replied with a stupid remark and dull image macro... to someone's else post.

528 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6399 22:18

>>527 iEΝEj u r gay

529 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6400 06:17

I am an fish.

530 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6401 00:21

>>527
Eww. Imageboards are vile things.

531 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6401 00:35

>>530
That's true. I must admit that I tried to create my own image macro and get in that virtual fight, but it went wrong. I'm going to stay SJIS for the rest of my life.

532 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6413 00:06

I like to add a space before Alt+19 and pretend that I leave in J-RPG world ‼..

533 Name: shame!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6413 00:08

And I don't even proofread my own posts. Oh, that stupid "leave" always taking the place of "live" ‼

534 Name: Brandy Bogard!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-6413 23:58

>>530 thats why 99 exists

535 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6414 00:44

>>534 it must be vile as well. I'd go to ttp://jun.2chan.net/b/ if I'd need some images for myself

536 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6414 00:46

I must admit that I'm quite stocked after thoughtless days of my youth. Oh well, I just made myself feel old and tired.

537 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6416 06:03

I used to not like *pa threads. Now they are all I live for.

538 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6420 23:06

A really lovely girl just text me saying "your so amazing" but rather than say thanks and chat with her i said "You mean 'you're' xxx"

539 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6421 00:57

>>538
That sounds about right.
I'd expect nothing less from a dokyun.

540 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6425 20:57

I'm currently on my school computer browsing DQN, in an effort to kill time while I wait two hours for someone to finally care enough to come take me home.

Oh, to be an otaku...

541 Name: Ϊ€( l _ l ),€T!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6425 22:52

>>540-san, you should become a NEET. It has a certain benefit of not having to wait for anyone or even making others wait, because you won't be able to manage your time properly.

542 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6426 00:50

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543 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6426 01:20

>>541-chan, there's no way I can do that.

I have pressure to succeed, and my family would honestly destroy me before letting me disgrace them as a NEET.

544 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6426 11:53

>>541
I am really trying to not be NEET anymore. It's only possible to wrap yourself in the illusion of independence by ignoring the fact that you are a constant emotional and financial burden to someone who really loves you, most likely a parent.

545 Name: Ϊ€( l _ l ),€T!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6427 00:07

>>544
It's also possible to be depressed because of a constant realization that you're a burden/not achieving/useless/helpless. While it might sound emo, it's not really like that. It's more like turning yourself into a passive observer, watching how trends go past, how your friends become successful, how time slips by... It's an attempt to fade away, to disappear. A social suicide.

By the way, I must say that "Un homme qui dort" was a very interesting experience.

546 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6427 07:04

>>545
Who pays for your home, food and internet?

547 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6428 14:25

I browse DQN in the boardroom.

548 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6428 15:53

I stole $600 from my dad because he just moved to NZ.

Wait, that's not particularly lame. ;D
_________________
>>547 is awesome.

549 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6428 19:58

>;D

DISGUSTING.

550 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6429 11:01

>>548
To be honest, though my job is great, girlfriend etc, I don't have that much time for friends.

DQN is one of the few 'friends' I keep in daily contact with. Am I *pizz*ing my life away?

551 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6429 12:05

When I was a kid, I had a small crush on Kiki from Kiki's Delivery Service.

552 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6429 13:48

>>550
I know a guy who is just like you. Are you that guy?

And relying on DQN instead of friends is alright, I find much more
interesting stuff in CTRL+V thread than they tell and send to me.

553 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6429 15:01

I havnt visited DQN since they implemented captchas.
I didnt miss anything.

554 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6429 15:29

>>553, either you did or you don't belong here.

555 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6429 15:56

HAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS

556 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6429 19:30

i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

557 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6430 00:24

>>556 this post gave me a pang of happy nostalgia

558 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6430 09:58

I am scared to touch dirty underwear

559 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6430 18:29

I'm bisexual.
No one knows it IRL.

560 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6431 02:54

I continued a character thread, once.

561 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6434 11:32

This is the first time in two weeks that I've brushed my teeth.

562 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6438 19:10

I've come back to this this board after months only to find out that I don't enjoy it as much as I used to. Did I change? Did DQN change? Meh...

563 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6442 09:53

I used the term "mobile oppression palace" in a serious paper and it made perfect sense because it was about colonialism.

564 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6442 13:55

( E-E) Does the "mobile oppression palace" have an elitist superstructure?

565 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6442 16:20

I like to sniff solvents. Not to get high, just for the smell.

566 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6443 00:12

I like to sniff my farts. Not to get high, just for the smell.

567 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6443 00:42

( E-E) Let's back up. I'm trying to derail this thread. >>566, do you do this in the "mobile oppression palace?"

568 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6443 00:43

I wish Everybody Loves Clonepa was a real show. I'd watch it religiously.

569 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6443 00:44

>>566 Do you have a hybrid car?

Every time I smell one of my own farts, I think of the South Park episode titled "Smug Alert"

570 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6445 19:08

Every time I visit the Elitist Superstructure, I refuse to leave until I have replied at least once to every thread on the front page.

571 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6445 23:12

>>570
People like us keep DQN going.

572 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6446 01:56

I need to pee.

573 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6446 11:40

I haven't brushed my teeth today.

574 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6446 15:17

>>571
DQN was going just fine without people like you

575 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6447 16:08

I have never felt "brain freeze." Probably because I was a really nice kid with a limited access to cold drinks.

But now... Nothing can stop me now!

576 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6447 17:19

>>574
If you keep being rude, it will certainly go nowhere.

577 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6448 19:26

>>576
Physician, heal thyself.

578 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6454 20:53

I didn't shower today and slept with my cloths on.
I've got class in 20min; I'll just rock an overcoat and call it a day.

579 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6461 03:57

http://youtu.be/ErMWX--UJZ4

Whenever I watch this, even if I was in a bad mood before I feel a little bit better.

God damn adorable!

580 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6462 22:49

I just downloaded 31 gigabytes of nothing but Seinfeld.

581 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6464 00:29

Somehow name field lost that option with a cute SJIS face. So, I accidentally copy-pasted&posted it with !ESpeoN/nPA part. I feel silly and extremely regretful.

582 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6465 13:30

It's Saturday morning and I'm in a cubicle. ~_~;

583 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6465 16:07

My hand is on my penis.

584 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6465 16:50

( E-E) I just orgasmed yet nothing came out.
Nothing a single drip of cum.

585 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6465 17:05

>>584
You should let it build up for a couple of days. 3-4 works best for me.

586 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6465 17:12

Last night I masturbated so hard I sprained my hamstrings or something

587 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6466 16:04

One time in work, the manager I'm assistant to was out of the office. She left me in charge of East China's operations and customer relationship management for a day.

I freaked out and started thinking my whole life was a set up, that I didn't belong in a position of responsibilty, that I was a useless NEET hallucinating everything good that happened in my life after I was 16, that everyone around me were actors, and that I had somehow become lost in a simulacra of the world tuned to "not fail".

I locked myself in the bathroom and typed an incoherent post on DQN, begging Lain Iwakura for help, and for DQN to contact her for me. I figured DQN would know how to get to her. Then my phone couldn't display the captcha. It took me until after lunch to get sane again, and then my training kicked in and I chased everybody I needed to chase and typed whatever I needed to type. At the end of the day, my regional reports came up green and I had a long talk with the regional sector head about radiation and also about Chinese girls.

( E-E) ...Going crazy and looking to Lain and DQN for help.

588 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6468 03:41

>>584 either really good or really bad. depends on what's actually happening.

589 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6489 01:20

I knew I had genital warts, now she's telling me I should get checked up because she found warts downstairs.

teeheehee

590 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6489 18:44

I copy and paste all emoticons ( E-E)

591 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6489 19:26

>>590
(So does everyone else!)

592 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6489 20:22

I really envy those who can enjoy life.

593 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6489 23:53

>>592 JUMP in the air

594 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6490 04:16

>>592
Me too. In addition, I flat-out hate the emotion of love and all who feel it, mostly because it is something I am too cold-hearted to ever know.

595 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6490 06:57

I haven't studied for any of my exams this week

596 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6491 05:15

>>587
[slowclap.gif]

597 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6491 17:54

>>591
I IME them in! ( L€M)

598 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6492 09:20

I have a massive collection of porn and hentai I only ever watch, never masturbate to. I don't actually even masturbate. I just like porn.

599 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6493 03:20

I only masturbate to hentai, 3D is pig disgusting.

600 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6493 20:27

I only masturbate to text files, binaries are pig disgusting

601 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6497 09:01

I'm an attractive hipster male. Girls love me. Sorry :/

602 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6508 00:43

I keep trying to find Natsuko "Gal" Sone taking a crap.

603 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6508 08:18

By the power of Greyskull... I HAVE THE POWER!

604 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6508 10:31

>>601 it's easy to big yourself up on an anonymous text board isn't it? i actually am a sex god though

605 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6508 11:22

>>604 actually it's pretty hard. You might end up in your own delusional world if you lie to yourself too much. In this case everyone WILL call you an aspie.

606 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6508 13:47

>>604 an image board embiggens the smallest man.

607 Name: Ϊ€( l _ l ),€T!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6512 23:28

I almost replied to a copype from CTRL+C|CTRL+V thread and confessed that I loved a camper girl in Pokemon Gold (forgot her name); and now I want to find her in HeartGold version.

608 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6524 07:23

My lame soundcard ensued in a computer crash when I tried to play the first track of the first DQN album too loudly.

609 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6524 07:36

>>605
At least he's not that one guy that doesn't get the clue that tripcodes are for jerks. Ahaha!

610 Name: Ϊ€( l _ l ),€T!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6524 10:09

>>609
They aren't. For example, Sparky4 wasn't a jerk. And usage of WinME as a server OS was hardly delusional at all.

Anyway, DQN is the elitist superstructure. Tripcode is a great tool for establishing elitism across the globe!

611 Name: MishiMishi : 1993-09-6524 19:11

Well...I came here

612 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6524 19:33

>>610
Sparky4 isn't a jerk only because he doesn't realize how annoying his senseless ramblings are, as well as his inability to defend against criticism, resorting to attack, albeit very weak. His actions are mainly unintentional and unpremeditated.

613 Name: Ϊ€( l _ l ),€T!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6532 00:44

I just lost my ship in EVE Online in a rather silly circumstances. And I AM MAD AS HELL now (and I'm not going to play it anymore).

614 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6532 03:57

I exceed the FDA-recommended daily allowance of internet every single day!
Impressive, I know.

615 Name: Ϊ€( l ‿ l ),€T!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6533 00:17

>>614's head is going to be fat with memes.

616 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6533 11:17

I'm just a worthless genius using my talents to impress people because I want them to like me. And when they do, I ignore them, as I quickly become bored with all pretenses of friendship and romance.

617 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6536 00:33

I still laugh at "Microsoft Sam reads stupid Windows errors" videos.

618 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6536 00:55

Im 19, not too ugly or fat, and never had a girlfriend probably because Im too shy and its expected for men to make the first move.

619 Name: Ϊ€( l ‿ l ),€T!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6536 20:23

>>618
Come back when you're 29 and have the same problems.

620 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6536 21:01

>>619 I promise you I will and give you a status report.

621 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6537 06:00

I occasionally spend up to eight hours a day browsing omegle insulting people. Not even to troll or find conversation, just insult people

622 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6538 17:40

I'm off to buy overpriced weed!

623 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6538 20:25

from the Wizard, >>622?

624 Name: Ϊ€( l _ l ),€T!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6539 10:44

623, did you mean "Wizards of the Coast"?

625 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6539 16:49

>>624, did you mean "blizzards on her toast"?

captcha: dead urk-

626 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6539 17:22

I kind of like Windows 7.

627 Name: Ϊ€( l _ l ),€T!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6539 19:12

>>626
Press Win+Tab. It will totally blow your mind!

628 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6540 02:47

I released the emergency mittens without it being an emergency.

629 Name: Ϊ€( l _ l ),€T!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6542 23:26

I can't bring myself to post in all-caps in the ( ˃ „D˂) Post Angry Things!! (340)
thread because I'm shy and I can't force myself to act less shy on the internet! It'd
be so out of character and so embarrassing.

If you were to meet me in real life you'd think that I'm trying to roleplay Fluttershy.
Saged because I don't really want anyone to read this.

630 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6544 10:53

I fondle myself in my sleep.

631 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6545 00:07

I fondle >>630 in his sleep.

632 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6545 01:33

I pretend I'm a sleeping >>630 so that >>631 will fondle me in my sleep, while fondling >>630 in his sleep. The testimonies of both of them always match, so I'm a perfectly invisible relay.

633 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6545 03:07

>>629
If you were really shy you would post anonymously.

634 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6545 07:21

>>632
You're basically doing a MitM attack on their sleeping connection. Evil!

635 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6554 02:52

I must have a pretty good immune system because I stick my finger up my bum and then lick it all the time and I never get sick.

636 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6556 12:06

I keep my fingers far away from >>635's bum.

637 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6556 14:38

It is possible that >>635 just has a clean asshole.

638 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6558 20:20

Always stretch after doing sit-ups. I used to skip stretching, and had developed incontinence.

639 Name: Ϊ€( l _ l ),€T!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6558 23:12

>>638
Good thing that I don't exercise at all!

640 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6559 09:29

I slept 14 hours last night

641 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6559 13:38

I slept with a 14 year old last night

642 Name: Ϊ€( l _ l ),€T!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6559 18:53

I slept alone and unloved last night

643 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6559 19:31

Pff, sleep is for dummies. See, if you skip all that boring nighttime nothing-doing, then you can get much more accomplished. Just look at my success!

644 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6559 22:49

>>643 You're about as successful as beady eyes. Get out of here!

645 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6560 00:18

I frequently use my colourblindness as an excuse to wear odd socks, despite the fact I can tell them apart quite easily.

646 Name: !H5ZcYCj46o : 1993-09-6570 23:05

I'm on kind of a field trip away from the big powerful conputer. But all I do is experiencing the free unlimited wireless internet access on my kindle.

Oh, to whom am I lying?.. I'm staying in the town where I grew up. The flat's full of stuff that brings back childhood memories. And broken promises...

Damn it, hometown visits even in pokemon games aren't this depressive!

647 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6570 23:08

I horribly failed my own tripcode. For this I'm extremely regretful.

648 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6572 09:42

Somehow this thread has transformed from its original glory into another diary/chat thread.

On topic, I must confess that I care way too much about this.

649 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6572 10:16

Today I ate a piece of bacon and didn't tell anyone else

650 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6574 11:34

>>649
Oh hey, I stole some bacon from work the other day. Also I enjoy eating various scraps of meats and cheeses when adventuring to the walk-in freezer for portions to restock the back line.

651 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6574 17:36

>>650 doesn't care if it rains or freezes
As long as he has his scraps of cheeses.

652 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6574 18:59

>>651 built one in a cave.

WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!!!

653 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6574 20:52

I kind of enjoyed the Bloodrayne movie.

654 Name: Ϊ€( l _ l ),€T!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6574 21:17

>>648
But it's kinda lame to have a severe internet addiction. Anyway, DQN is all about back pats and mutual insults nowadays. It's just like AA (not SJIS one).

Also, I used "conputer" as a joke. It's like "con artist", but "puter"! I'm not sure what does this mean.

655 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6574 21:21

Today I drank a bottle of beer even though Im trying to die

656 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6574 22:24

diet*

657 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6574 23:22

>>656 I liked "die" better. That was unintentionally hilarious.

658 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6575 01:51

I dislike Xboxs

659 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6575 11:44

>>654
pretty and cuter?

660 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6575 16:53

I post stupid replies in other threads so that other users will not bother replying to them and instead look at my own thread. it works!

661 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6576 06:37

I believe that I'm cursed in some way.

662 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6576 08:20

I believe that >>661's thoughts about his alleged cursed status suffer from confirmation bias.

663 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6576 09:03

I believe that >>662's curse is to perceive confirmation bias wherever he looks.

664 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6576 10:33

sometimes I don't use home row when I type

665 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6576 21:27

I made a pointless post so I could 666GET.

vc: ruteness. Yes, I suppose it was.

666 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6576 21:28

666GET

667 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6577 04:06

I wanted to get the 666 GET. Q|P|›

668 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6577 08:08

I met the love of my life by introducing her to the asshole she dated before me.

669 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6577 12:12

>>668
You met her by introducing her? How does that work?

670 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6577 14:28

>>669 You say "Hello [person b] meet [person a]" or something along those lines.

671 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6580 07:08

‚h ‚‚ ‚“‚ ‚–‚…‚’‚™ ‚†‚•‚Œ‚Œ ‚‚† ‚ˆ‚‚”‚…

672 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6608 08:07

I bumped this thread just to knock out the closed one from the list.

673 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6608 08:33

I wrote a paper that was supposed to funny, but the more I think about it, it seems more retarded than funny. But I've already sent it to my instructor.

My life is RUINED.

674 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6608 14:20

I know who >>673 is and I read his paper. I pray for him.

675 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6608 22:01

>>673 let us see it. Let us judge you.
It's better us than your instructor, isn't it?

676 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6609 09:06

I shave my feet.

677 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6609 10:21

>>676
I never heard of or saw people with visible hair on their feet, but now I Googled it and it seems common. Weird.
Anyway, I really don't think you should be ashamed of it.

678 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6609 11:04

>>676 is a hobbit.

679 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6609 18:04

I shave eveything (except my hair), because I can't stand the signs of being male.

680 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6609 23:30

>>679 did you also shave off your penis?

681 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6609 23:52

I love >>679 because he shaves his skin and eyes and tongue and a bunch of other neat stuff!

682 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6610 09:40

I feel so bad being an alpha-male on Omegle that I fucking draw girls' portraits (the ones who stay on cam anyway) in order to get them in successively less clothing.

683 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6610 11:52

I have cancer.

684 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6610 21:08

I also have cancer.

685 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6610 21:14

I have a big tumor, but it's not cancer.

686 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6610 21:18

It's not a tumah!

687 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6610 21:53

Actually, it is. The MRI showed swirly bits inside it too.

688 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6611 11:53

I have a tummy! It's full!

689 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6611 17:09

>>687
Is it a good thing? Swirly bits are usually tasty!

690 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6611 18:19

Sometimes I just skip the whole teeth brushing thing.

691 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6612 02:57

I have foreskin, and I'm proud of it.

692 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6612 05:28

Once again i'm drunk and i've slSAHED MYSELF UP AND I DO'T Care thAT I ACCIDENTALLY HIT CAPS LOCK

693 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6613 22:26

I have to be up and running in a couple of hours, but I'll just give up on studies today. I just can't get a hold of myself.

694 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 07:25

Orgasmed without cumming

695 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 18:44

I should go to class today but I won't.

696 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 20:10

>>695
I started to do this too often due to a peer pressure of posters on DQN. I'm going to have some major problems if I keep this up.

697 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 20:18

Actually I'm in the world of shit already.
My schedule is screwed up. I don't sleep enough, I can't concentrate, I get anxious, I skip classes, I get even more anxious, etc.

I blame all you for this.

I mean, hey, could it be my fault that I lost control over my life? Obviously not.

698 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 21:17

>>697
You're not the only one. I blame you for setting a bad example.

I don't have time to sleep because I will either not have enough time to do homework or I'll be late for class, so I spend all day on being tired instead.

699 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 21:32

>>698
So do I!

700 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6617 09:12

>>700 GET

701 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6618 04:19

I'm the guy who does the "VORUDEMOTO" bumps.

vc: low

702 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6618 12:03

I post a lot about my life here.

703 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6618 23:10

I checked out other boards for a change and I saw a whole new world.

704 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6621 23:46

I want to become a Wikipedia sysop!

705 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6622 00:05

My past is more exciting than I tend to think it has been.

706 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6622 00:32

I just spent 3 hours watching nyan cat videos.

707 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6622 05:39

I've lost control of my life.

708 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6622 13:16

I've spent the last three weeks of my life playing Monster Hunter Tri. I've only made it to HR 48, but I'm not going to stop there.

709 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6628 01:57

You guys are the only friends I have anymore.

And half of you hate my guts half the time.

710 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6639 08:26

I threw up in a rice field, threw a beer can in it and drove home extremely drunk the other night.

711 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6675 03:36

i stopped in the middle of masturbating with 20 different porn sites open to come and make this post here.

712 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6675 07:10

I haven't posted here in ages.

I came crawling back.

713 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6675 09:40

>>709
I don't have real friends. I feel the same way.

Also I've been using this place to talk about myself because it is the only persistent medium I have for doing so. On one hand I don't like cluttering up DQN with my shit but on the other I'm glad there are people who understand and support me in such a small corner of the internet.

714 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6675 09:59

I've turned DQN into one huge lame confessional thread. I'm the worst...

715 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6713 15:44

Back in the day, when I used to browse THAT PLACE a lot, I got into loli. I used to worry that I was going to be a pedo for life, but now I realize the girls I was guiltily masturbating over weren't too far from my own age. As I grew older, loli lost their appeal.

On the one hand, I'm glad I didn't turn out to be a pedophile. On the other hand, I secretly miss that juicy arousal I was once able to achieve so easily just by reading loli doujin. In fact, H-manga in general just feels too distant from reality these days.

716 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6713 15:56

>>715
I'm still a paedophile. ;-;

717 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6713 21:33

I feel like the people on DQN and SAOVQ are the best friends I've ever had, but I'll never know any of them. This makes me sad.

718 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6713 22:55

>>717
Same to you, pal.

719 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6713 23:19

>>715
H-manga is by virgins for virgins after all.

720 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6718 07:34

I honestly prefer using aptitude to synaptic.

721 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6718 16:39

Last night, I actually got somewhat of a high from reading about IUPAC organic chemistry nomenclature.

722 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6718 20:54

My iPod is full of songs I don't actually like. The only reason why I got them in the first place was because they had become a meme on Nico Nico Douga.

723 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6718 22:31

I dislike this thread but feel the urge to say something about myself every time it comes up.

724 Name: ( ˃ ƒŽ˂) : 1993-09-6718 23:46

I keep my DQN Electronics in a separate playlist so I can turn scrobbling off when I listen to it.

725 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6719 00:36

>>724 awww that's no fun, i like to read up on people who scrobble dqn tracks

726 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6721 01:02

I say that I'm a NEET online because it's too shameful to admit that I'm actually a full-time student that holds a part-time job with a girlfriend of 8 months.

727 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6721 08:07

I say that I'm a full-time student that holds a part-time job with a girlfriend of 8 months because it's too shameful to admit that I'm actually a full-time worker that studies when he has time with a girlfriend of 9 months.

728 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6722 02:28

I mentally read "ITT" as "in this topic."

729 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6722 08:01

I'd her socks.

730 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6737 23:29

It makes me sick to my stomach to see "of" written where "'ve" or "have" is meant.

731 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6744 22:51

I use the like/dislike buttons on YouTube videos to affect future suggestions, not as a display of whether I liked the video or not.

732 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6745 14:21

People that post in threads with sage when DISPLAY_ID is false make me angry. If you don't like a thread, don't post in it. If you don't think your comment is good, don't post it. Seriously, people. It's not a difficult concept, is it? Sage isn't some magical tool that'll make a thread go away! If you post a comment worth anything at all, someone's bound to reply to it, and chances are that he won't use sage, or the person that replies to him won't, or a person replying both of your posts won't. ARGH!

733 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6745 14:49

>implying sage isn't magical and doesn't make 4-ch a magical place

734 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6745 16:51

>>733
Who are you quoting?

735 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6745 17:42

>implying that the proper pronoun isn't "whom"

736 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6745 17:43

Please stop doing that. Remember what website you're on, or, more specifically, what website you aren't on.

737 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6745 20:08

>implying that people shouldn't ever post things they are slightly afraid to post

738 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6745 21:24

>>737
That gets annoying after awhile, you know?

739 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6746 00:11

>implying that not every one of us are 4channelers to the core.

740 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6746 01:05

Dont' worry. He'll go back there soon enough. It's the only place he belongs anyway.

741 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6746 01:39

Yesterday I jaywalked in front of a cop car.
Fuck the police.

742 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6746 02:26

>>741
I got a ride in the backseat of a cop car once. The trunk was filled to the brim with shotguns.

The suspension was really nice.

743 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6746 02:54

>>742 I had to ride in the backseat of a cop car. I was being taken to the psych ward of the hospital.

744 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6746 03:00

>implying greentext isn't the new meme

745 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6746 12:53

Dear DQN, I participated in this ">implying" affair. I don't think it was a right thing to do.

746 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6746 14:00

i slept for 12 hours

747 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6746 15:05

I have anger issues...

748 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6747 00:08

>>743
I was handcuffed in the backseat of a cop car after being arrested back in high school. True story.

749 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6747 00:20

I was handcuffed in the back of a police car once for vandalising a local supermarket, and they searched me, she asked if i had anything dodgy in my pockets first and I said no, no i don't, then she found a bottle of amyl nitrate in my pocket and was like "hmmm what's this for?" and i said it's to get a headrush, but it's legal, it's legal! and she said "hmmm what do YOU use it for?" suggesting I liked to take it up the bum, which I didn't at that point in my life. I was quite wasted on various drugs and they said "are you on something, you seem quite spacey" and I got away with it by saying hmmm i'm normally quite spacey or so my friends say, it's just the way I am. Also I pissed myself 10 minutes before I was arrested.

750 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6747 01:30

I invaded private propierty.

751 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6747 01:39

>>746
That's not lame, I do that all the time.

752 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6769 08:55

My first martial arts instructor was named--and I swear to god I am not making this up--Jim Kirk.

753 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6769 13:06

I have a problem with using my charm and good looks to lure most girls I meet. But relationships are repulsive to me. Sometimes I just enjoy their affectionate advances. Other times I'm bored.

My friends tend to envy me this. I see it as just another skill - of which I have many.

754 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6769 13:51

>>753-san's post makes me bitter, but only because I have an inferiority complex and can't accept other people being good at things without being all misanthropic about it.

755 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6775 22:15

Despite the best efforts of documentary film makers, 20th century history is dreadfully boring me at best.

756 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6776 06:59

I used to draw a shitty comic of vulgar jokes. At first the characters were called Butt-head and Dorkus. But then I decided that Butt-head sounded too reminiscent of Beavis and Butt-head, and found out that "Dorcas" is a real (albeit old-fashioned) GIRL's name that sounds just like "Dorkus". So Butt-head became Ass-head and Dorkus was renamed to Peter F. Dick (who was also going to have an uncle called Harry Dick, but I never got around to actually writing him in...)

I also named my half-orc in Angband "Dick Halflong" once during a late-night sleep deprivation session. It kind of became a tradition for me, and as characters die a lot in that game, I got up to like Dick Halflong XIV or thereabouts.

757 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6780 17:35

Whenever I watch a live-action movie these days, I tend to get dreadfully bored within minutes. I suspect that all these years of watching moeblob anime have ruined me for looking at real, non-exaggerated human facial expressions.

758 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6780 23:43

I started to learn Japanese eight years ago, all so I could enjoy untranslated eroge. In hindsight it was so not worth the effort

759 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6781 02:09

>>758
Are you able to read them now at least? I started to learn Japanese eight years ago too, but then my studies slowed way down four years in, and I still can't read. I am a failure.

760 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6781 03:21

>>758,759
Are you both early-to-mid-twenties who began learning it as a young teenager? I ask because I, too, tried learning around eight years ago, at which time I was fourteen. This would seem like the common age for intelligent otaku to take a stab at the language.

I still can't read it either, however :/

761 Name: >>759 : 1993-09-6781 05:05

>>760
We share a nautical vessel. You and I are the same age.

762 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6781 05:11

I started in middle school, personally (age 13). While I originally did it for the eroge, I have actually ventured out into reading more mundane/useful things over the past 11 years....

I can read (not write) about 1000 kanji fairly well now. My grammar will be awful forever. I kind of half-assed the studying, you know?

If the whole programming thing doesn't work out, I do have a shot at translating vidya gaems.

763 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6781 07:37

>>759,760
It seems I'm older than >>760,762. I seriously started at age 19, though I did make some half-hearted attempts before then. Currently I can read some 1400 kanji, and write maybe 900 without a reference. I'm still a college undergrad, but having Japanese as major subject helps me not be too half-assed about it. It does have the disadvantage of having to write boring essays about the economic history of tiny villages in Aomori, though. The biggest grammar problem I struggle with is matching politeness registers inappropriately to the situation.

764 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6781 14:11

>>763 I started learning when I was 19 as well but I only did it for a year and then my Japanese teacher lost her job and had to go back to Japan. It was heartbreaking, she was a lovely jolly little lady and she started crying in class. So I only really know hiragana and katakana and very basic vocabulary, which I'm forgetting because I haven't studied in 3 years. Which is a shame but I don't have the time...

765 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6781 20:58

Every time I spot a translation error in a fansubbed anime/drama, I get the urge to send a correction to the translator. But since most of the stuff I watch was aired and translated several years ago, I figure nobody would give a damn about my corrections anymore, even if I did have a way of contacting the fansubbers. And so the error remains uncorrected, and deep inside I feel guilty for not speaking up.

766 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6782 19:00

I self-consciously insert Americanisms into my speech whenever I post on a US-dominated online forum, even though I've never spent more than two weeks in the United States and find it frankly distasteful.

767 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6782 19:58

>>766
I do this too. The problem is that people insist on pointing out whenever you use a Commonwealth spelling or idiom, but never when you use American speech. I suppose it's understandable given that these sort of sites are predominantly American, but you'd think people would be more tolerant or at least get bored of pointing out you put a "u" in "colour".

768 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6783 12:50

I cheated at "pin the tail on the donkey" at my fifth birthday party.

769 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6783 15:33

Whenever I see a highly-rated YouTube comment saying "Thumbs up if condition foo is met", I vote it down. I don't like random strangers telling me what to do.

770 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6783 16:09

>>769 there are certain imperative statements on the Internet I am willing to tolerate, but I will never oblige those. Another one I will never oblige is the single word "Elaborate." Yes, what I said was fancy, also get off your retarded high horse if I wanted to say more I would say more; maybe if you were polite about it I might, but ah-ah-ah you didn't say the magic word.

whoops I think I mistook this thread for a chat thread my bad

771 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6783 16:10

>>769 I do that too. And "x people didn't y" in regards to the number of dislikes on a video. Youtube memes in general.

772 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6784 20:26

>>769,771 Yup, same here. Idiot thumb-whoring is pathetic. The only one I ever voted up was something like "Thumbs up if... You know what? Never mind. 'Thumbs up if' comments suck.".

>>770
See also: "Discuss.".

773 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6784 20:44

I kind of liked the Uwe Boll Bloodrayne movie (the first one, I haven't seen the follow-ups.)

It may have helped that I'd not yet played the game when I saw it, of course.

774 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6784 22:29

Speaking of Uwe Boll, every time I go to the local video rental I have to force myself to ignore the Postal movie on the shelf. One day, I need to research just how much revenue a director gets from a single DVD rental. Maybe then my internal conflict will be negotiated to a satisfactory conclusion.

775 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6785 12:12

>>769
Obviously it's the younger generation and I'm willing to forgive them for that (I doubt I was better at 14), but I hope the Internet as a whole outgrows it.

Makes me wonder if similar things happened when other means of communication were invented. It must have taken a lot of bickering and oh-for-fuck's-sake-give-it-a-rest before things like written communication became what they are today.

776 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6785 23:27

>>769
Whenever I see a comment like that, I vote it up. I secretly hope that somebody "loses it" and assaults somebody else AFK in a feat of rage. I dream about this headline in the morning news: "A dork kicked two butts over a silly youtube comment, before getting his ass whooped by a jock."

These dreams of schadenfreude make sifting through comments more or less tolerable.

I also made a few "arrow in the knee" jokes and rather successfully upset a bunch of "arrow in the knee" haters with a "sword through the chest" variations.

>>775
It only goes downhill from there.
I'd rather avoid reading "written communication" between two youngsters. Amateur radio has its share of pirates and people who can't get it right (however, it's a rather strict community). Phone pranks are increasingly more popular as recording tools, sound boards and other things become more and more accessible. And, well, the Eternal September.

777 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6786 08:25

I don't read anything Espeon posts.

778 Name: fuck off espeon : 1993-09-6786 10:28

I posted with this name. Again.

779 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6786 11:41

>>777,778
I take my joy in your suffering.

780 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6786 13:33

I must admit I feel a bit sorry for her. How much do you have to hate yourself before you begin trolling a place like DQN?

781 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6786 14:31

>>780
Who knows.

782 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6786 15:56

>>780
Some people don't deserve sympathy.

So as not to be entirely off topic, my lame confession is that I overuse semicolons.

783 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6786 17:57

I felt relieved that DQN still has people who can understand my point of view, like >>780 did!

Wouldn't be able to do much without anyone's support actually.ww

784 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6786 20:35

and that's why we will hunt down the collaborators, and send them to the Island of Perpetual Tickling

785 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6787 01:56

I overuse em dashes.
Perhaps this is a good thing since ASCII/keyboards don't have a dedicated dash and people seem to have forgotten they exist.

786 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6787 07:08

>>785
Yes \ you're doing a good thing`.

787 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6787 10:29

Every time I read a Cracked.com article and a smile passes over my face, I imagine a frat boy giggling at the exact same lines and feel bad about my amusement. I guess the Elitist Superstructure really is the perfect place for someone as snooty as me.

788 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6792 17:25

I can extrude hair, but I can't retract it.

789 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6792 18:54

I come off as intelligent and witty online, but without immediate access to Google I am nothing.

790 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6792 19:08

>>789
Don't people become suspicious about your response times to certain messages? If I noticed a consistent delay followed by an erratic, too-quick typing rate I might start to wonder what could initially be taking so long.

791 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6792 19:37

>>790
I rarely do real-time communication these days, but people are more forgiving of a minute delay in IRC or MSN than they would be over the phone or in real life. You might have less time to look something up between chatting, but on the plus side people don't expect you to type up a ten paragraph essay either.

Of course with email and message boards, it's easy to write long posts making yourself look knowledgeable about anything.

792 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6792 19:48

IRC is the best form of communication

793 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6793 22:20

I find XKCD to be unfunny.

794 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6793 22:50

I'm 21 and I threw out my back today cutting down thorn bushes with swords.

795 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6794 01:08

I unironically enjoyed High School Musical.

796 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6794 05:36

DQN would eventually lose itself in the recesses of my memory if it were not the browser home page.

797 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6794 10:04

>>795
I've lied and told everyone who has asked whether I've seen it that I actually have, only so that they can talk about it while I enthusiastically agree instead of creating the awkward, disappointed silence which follows a lack of awareness of something one holds dear.

798 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6794 13:27

I feel guilty bumping threads after several consecutive sages.

799 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6796 20:38

I could not get the >>800 GET.

My captcha for this post was, fittingly, inane

800 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6796 22:56

>>799
Don't you just feel wawten?

801 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6796 23:23

>>800
I do. Between the theft of my GET and the reuff talking, ignorant dokyun, I feel like my life can't get any worse.

802 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6797 01:23

Well, put "joy=1" into your $HOME/.joyrc file, perhaps it will help.

803 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6797 01:43

I tried to sage a thread on my phone and bumped it instead.

804 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6798 11:16

I have never seen Revenge of the Sith.

805 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6799 16:40

I have never seen any of the Star Wars films. Not even one.

806 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6799 22:25

For my high school's senior class president election, I ran and used Emperor Palpatine's speech in front of my entire class, mocking his voice.

I almost won.

807 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6799 22:28

>>806
Somebody linked to a video of you doing that on SAoVQ.

I browse Youtube threads on SAoVQ all day some days.

808 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6800 01:54

>>807
Oh yeah, that was me a while back.

Consider this another post for this lame thread- I posted a video of myself on the Secret Area.

809 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6801 19:13

I don't get why qwantz.com is so popular among my friends. The guy has been using the same six frames of mediocre clip-art on a plain white background and combining them with walls of mostly unfunny text in a shitty font for years. What is it about that so-called webcomic that I clearly must be missing?

810 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6801 21:17

>>809
Are your friends 17-years-old and/or pseudo-intellectual, perchance?

811 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6802 02:31

I'm not good at talking to women.

812 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6802 21:27

>>806

Which Speech?

813 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6803 02:03

>>812
From Episode III when he becomes Emperor

814 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6809 22:42

I haven't watched My Little Pony for a few weeks and I kinda miss it.

815 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6809 23:26

I go to 4chan's /mlp/ board and post fluffy pony fanfiction anonymously. Unlike most "fluffy pony" stories, which are about someone torturing the stupid little beasts horribly, yukkuri style, mine attempt to go for the inherent surreal black humor of the "fluffy pony" concept. Everyone ignores me. [spoiler];_;[/spoiler]

816 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6813 15:39

I like to massage my breasts with my bare feet.

817 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6813 17:34

I spelled "tattooed" wrong...

818 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6813 19:54

>>816
Not possible. Pics or it didn't happen.

819 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6815 16:22

I am not in elementary school, but I sometimes play games on easy mode.

820 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6815 20:12

I actually spent thirty seconds contorting myself to try to recreate >>816's acclaimed feat.

821 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6815 21:41

>>820
I just tried, too, but I'm too flat.

822 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6816 00:47

I once ended up in a strange AIM conversation with a friend as to whether she could lick her own nipples. She attested she could if she pulled her breasts closer to her face, and did it there and then, describing the act. To her it was an innocent bit of fun. To me it was a chatlog I've had saved for almost ten years.

823 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6816 01:06

>>822
That's just depressing.

824 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6816 01:10

>>822
I would have done the same.

825 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6816 07:47

>>822
I want you to post it.

826 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6816 08:09

>>822
How old were you when you saved it, and why did you delete it in the end?

827 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6816 11:47

>>822
One of my ex's said she liked to lick her nipples in the shower.

828 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6816 23:32

I'm licking my nipples right now and I'm not even female.

829 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6821 07:59

I frequently fart on my boyfriend's dick while spooning

830 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6821 16:13

>>829 That's weird.

831 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6821 18:59

>>829
gross

CAPTCHA had the word shit in it

832 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6821 19:07

>>830

I can't help it I have really bad flatulence...

833 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6821 19:36

>>832 go to the fart thread in 4chan's /d/ board. People in that thread love stories about women farting on their boyfriend.

834 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6821 19:45

>>833

> Go to [...] 4chan

NO THANK YOU!

835 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6822 08:28

I play all video games on the lowest difficulty setting.

836 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6822 09:54

I don't know how to italicize here

837 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6822 11:32

>>835
I continually cheat at video games. In fact, I won't buy video games unless you can cheat.

838 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6822 12:51

839 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6822 19:08

840 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6822 19:28

>>839
Were you on /jp/ earlier too?!

841 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6822 19:33

>>840
Err, no. I only go to *chans when somebody sends me a link which is quite rare. Anyway, what happened there? Rob was 19 again and everyone was having a blast, weren't they?

842 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6822 20:47

>>841
He's 19? I thought he was like, 17. I vaguely recall Jkid ``blackmailing'' him for being underage.

Someone mentioned demoscene, is all.

843 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6822 21:29

I don't know who you are talking about.
Rob is jarig is a mighty fine demoscenish meme: ttp://www.pouet.net/prod.php?which=7084 - just look at the list of release parties.

844 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6823 15:37

I fell for >>838.

845 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6823 18:54

>>844 me too, it was wonderful

846 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6825 19:49

I must confess that Skyrim has deeply affected me.

After playing as khajiit for some time I decided to take ALL THE SALMON! And I did so, stealing, catching or just taking - the way of obtaining it didn't matter. I always have around 200 pieces of it in this game and eat the surplus.

As a result, every time I see salted salmon in my local supermarket, I can't help myself but buy one. Thanks god, I'm not a kleptomaniac AFK.

847 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6825 21:56

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848 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6826 00:13

I just searched someting using Bing and I found what I was looking for.

849 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6826 08:17

My name isn't Andrew. I feel so out of place.

850 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6826 08:19

I'm David.

851 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6826 08:23

So am I.

852 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6826 08:26

Ah, screw it. As a great man(?) once said, "shit lets be david".

853 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6826 08:27

>>852 [sic]

854 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6826 20:13

Andrew is a good name.

855 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6826 22:00

I'm Andrew.
>>852
Shit, lets be santa.
I'll be your mister claus.

856 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6826 22:11

Can I be the Santa from "Dragon Pink"?

857 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6827 03:17

>>855
...and we'll fade away on~ christmas day,
in a jpeg impression loss.

do do do de de do do do dee do dee

VC: joy

858 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6827 04:30

I used to tolerate people that read Homestuck and watched My Little Pony.

859 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6827 08:09

I like ST: Enterprise better than ST: Voyager.

860 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6827 10:54

I like ST: Voyager better than Deep Space Nine.

861 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 22:58

Every once in a while I notice the words "Blue Moon" in the stylesheet list and get that song stuck in my head.

862 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6865 09:51

I get very sweaty from even the least difficult exercises and minigames on Wii Fit.

863 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6865 16:59

Sometimes I get impatient with /dqn/ and reply to my own posts in threads about the previous poster. Afterwards I often feel guilty without quite knowing why.

864 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6865 19:42

>>863
same. sometimes multiple times in a row

865 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 20:46

I avoid using the word "ironic" because I'm afraid that people will tell me I'm misusing it.

866 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 22:21

That's very ironic, >>865.

867 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 22:29

I use a tripcode on other boards.

868 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 05:51

I am trying to learn how to program the 6502.

869 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 12:54

That isn't lame, >>868. Similar 8-bit CPUs are still in widespread use in embedded systems. I daresay you might even get a job programming the 6502 with that skill. I demand lamer confessions.

870 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 15:16

>>869
What if I told you I'm only trying to learn it because of being a rabid Elite fan?

871 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 17:18

I watched Cyber City Oedo for the sole purpose of confirming or denying my suspicion that Benten was in fact the vampire being talked about in http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2Q6AwrGUkQ

I mean, look at him. (But no, he isn't.)

872 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 20:18

I intentionally dumb down my writing on IRC and most boards.

It's not that I'm intelligent or anything, I just type properly and I don't want people to think I'm somehow arrogant.

873 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 20:34

>>872 me too kind of

874 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 22:37

>>872
What do you mean by "dumb down," like typing in lowercase? That's not being an idiot, it's being more practical... less time and effort with the same message expressed in the end.

875 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 22:38

>>874 I beg to differ. Consider the classic example "I helped my uncle Jack off a horse", which expresses quite a different meaning when written completely in lowercase.

876 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 22:52

First time around, I read what >>875 had to say in lower case the first time...

877 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 22:54

I continually make redundant statement continually....

878 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 23:10

>>877
Life itself is one big redundancy. Maybe.

879 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 23:26

I continuously get "continuously" and "continually" confused.

Oh well, at least people can imply what I mean from the context.

880 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 23:33

>>872
I only that do that if lowercase is most prevalent, eg., in #4chan. With different friends however I'll mimic their writing style to the fullest extent.

881 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 23:40

882 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6869 02:02

>>880

>#4chan

883 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6869 06:44

>>879
infer a penny, infer a pound

884 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6869 14:15

>>874
I actually type faster in sentence case, because that's how I'm used to typing. It takes more time and conscious effort to lowercasify what I type.

You are the kind of person I am worried about, though. I don't want to look snobby when everyone else is using shorthand and all-lowercase, then I come along and type in proper English, (apparently) putting more work in.

885 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6869 20:14

I make replies in threads that shouldn't have all that many replies.

886 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 19:08

I defaced a public bench today with the words gBUMS DO POOSh

887 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 19:12

>>885
Please don't do that.

>>886
Good work.

888 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 22:41

>>887
To disambiguate, I make replies to specific posts in threads that shouldn't have replies to specific posts. You should be ashamed!

889 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 12:18

"lame" is an anagram for "meal." That is suddenly fascinating to me this morning.

890 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 12:44

"Lame" backwards is "emal".

That's kind of like "email" or "eval".

I care.

891 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 19:06

I just lied to this girl I chat to online about being naked.
I'm actually wearing a pair of boxers and a watch.

892 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 19:39

If I'm talking about a serious or academic topic, I often dumb down my spelling and grammar so people won't take me too seriously if I turn out to be wrong.

893 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 19:55

>>891
Why lie?

894 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 20:04

swim is nearly the same upside down!

895 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 21:12

>>893
She posted this link, so I replied that I totally was.

896 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6888 16:45

I'm afraid of woodlice. It isn't quite a phobia, but even so.

897 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6889 01:17

i went nearly a month without reading /dqn/ and now feel guilty

898 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6889 01:58

>>897
You missed nothing of relevance, anyway.

899 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6889 15:11

>>896 me too, and many other harmless bugs, because of the scarab beetles in The Mummy films

900 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6889 16:11

I don't like country music except the ones that are enjoyable in a dark comedy / schadenfreude / cynical sort of way. Those ones are hilarious.

901 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6889 16:14

(if you aren't familiar with the genre, by the way, sardonic humor is actually a bigger part of it than you might suspect)

902 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6889 21:05

I'm severely addicted to the WWW

903 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6890 08:10

I have, in the past, had long baths with candles and a book, massages, weekend retreats; all sorts of supposedly relaxing activities - and none of them were ever as relaxing as two minutes of sitting watching the emergency mittens floating down the screen.

904 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6891 20:39

When I was a kid, Mom said I had spent way too much time on the computer playing the game. The game said I had only like 8 hours, and computers don't lie, so I called her BS and we got into a big fight.

Only later did I find out that FFVIIPC runs the clock at half speed.

905 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6891 20:40

(I started at "7" hours, by the way)

906 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6892 23:08

I spend ~18 hours online a day

907 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6893 00:11

I spend ~18 hours in bed a day

908 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6893 04:04

909 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6898 10:09

I can only barely get through stage 2 of Perfect Cherry Blossom without dying.

910 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6922 01:40

It annoys me that my favorite cultures are among the most racist.

911 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6923 06:36

I have this guitar, but I don't know how to play it.

912 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6923 13:59

I went to the bathroom today and I didn't wipe.

913 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6925 22:41

our singer writes the worst fucking music and I don't want to tell him without hurting his feelings because he's a whiny bitch like that but god damn it this song is terrible i haven't practised it at all
and when he tells us to rehearse it i'm just going to say
fuck you
let the people who play the instruments write music for the instruments
you fucking untalented hack
you can't even sing
die in a fire
or something

914 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6928 02:22

My computer is too slow for the aforementioned social games I do not have friends who play.

915 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6932 02:32

I've masturbated to pictures of dissected brains.
Why do I feel slightly proud of myself ?

People's insides really gives me a chubby.

916 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6932 03:00

Whenever I'm bored and have an erection I play a game called "What can I jerk off to?" I'll just think about totally random things or look at various objects in my room and try jerking off to them. My research indicates the answer to be "Anything."

917 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6932 09:01

>>916
I used to play that game too but I've found the older I get the harder it is to get off.

918 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6932 22:59

>>913 oh man I've been there

The only time that I remember
Talking to a girl at schooool

...worried that she might say no!

919 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6933 01:27

I tripped a girl once and made her cry.

920 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6933 03:38

I tripped a guy once and made him really angry.

921 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6961 03:25

Ever since someone complained about people derailing the short novel threads with nonsense, I like to do just that to spite him when I otherwise probably wouldn't even post in the thread.

922 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6988 07:57

I am far more excited about the upcoming 7000th of September than about Halloween or Christmas.

923 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7010 22:49

I've turned my young schoolgirl lover into an addict with weird synthetic powders

924 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7010 23:25

>>921
Wait, the short novel threads aren't supposed to be full of nonsense?

925 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7011 02:21

>>924
It's supposed to be sequential nonsense, that ties into itself nicely and perhaps touches on the main themes of GSL and Daddy Cool.

926 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 08:23

Since I lost my job I was waking up well past 11:00, which feels me with a pure hatred of myself every time. I keep trying to wake up earlier, but it doesn't happen. I'm in a hermit-like state as a result.

927 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7018 04:01

One time I was playing with a Stretch Armstrong toy with the little sister of a classmate who I didn't like, and when Stretch was stretched out far enough that she began to lean back to stretch further, I deliberately let go so that she fell on her ass.

928 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7018 05:29

I get really angry when people post Tumblr links on DQN and then chat in the CTRL+V thread. I bet it's the same guy doing both.

929 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7018 15:50

I fucking loved Madoka, however it has forced me to come to terms with the fact that you could probably create just about anything involving cute girls wearing frilly dresses and I'd call it a masterpiece.

930 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7018 23:53

I haven't contributed a good post to DQN since at least September 5500.

931 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7019 00:39

I didn't understand what "hotglue" was until recently. I thought it was actually hot glue (like from a glue gun) and some people just liked the idea of figures being submerged in it (hey, there are weirder fetishes).

I feel so naive. It's like the time I discovered dakimakura were sex toys and I'd been doing it wrong for years.

932 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7105 10:16

If I ever have a kid I want a smart girl because I hate boys and stupid people, but not too hot because I don't want to worry about being attracted to her.

933 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7105 12:16

I would quite like to have a daughter that I could dress in frilly dresses and whatnot, sort of like vicarious crossdressing.

934 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7105 15:26

While I find the thought of sexual activity in a purely recreational form appealing, the actual process of reproduction is revolting to me.

935 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7105 16:18

>>934
That's not lame, that's the kind of good thinking that keeps the population in check.

I accidentally replied to the whole mailing list instead of the sender yesterday.

936 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7105 20:32

i would welcome a DQN into my home

937 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7106 12:46

i would welcome a goat onto my lawn

938 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7106 13:39

I don't have a lawn. I don't even have an ambition to get a lawn.

939 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7106 13:43

I'd buy a patch of turf just to let a goat feel welcome, should one visit.

940 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7106 17:14

I'm so hungry I could eat a goat

941 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7111 21:44

I read the entirety of http://archives.4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1184219871/, and the ending nearly brought me to tears.

942 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7111 22:57

I have just finished reading the story of Boatmurdered. I am deeply touched by it. I feel slightly desperate.

943 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7111 23:27

I believe that a life spent dealing with textual communication has given me nearly supernatural powers that others lack.

944 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7112 01:46

>>943
What are these powers? I'd like to check whenever I have them as well!

945 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7112 06:26

>>942
I read both the sequels straight after that just to fill the gaping hole in my life. Took days. Fucking killed my grades but totally worth it.

946 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7112 11:39

Kryptonite is my weakness.

947 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7113 22:38

I missed with my mouse and accidentally pooped the perfect rating on someone's picture on pixiv.

I hit my lips pretty hard when I was lifting my hand in shame and surprise.

948 Name: Minister of Kobithe : 1993-09-7114 11:08

I murdered >>0

949 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7114 13:59

>>256
I am now nearly 26 and, despite having obtained a university degree, gotten a basic training certificate (and working towards a more advanced one) and started training in a third language, I am still yet to hold an actual job.

Jesus Christ.

950 Name: Minister of Severity : 1993-09-7114 14:14

>>948
That's a rather drastic confession, this is clearly not lame.

I broke 4chan's linking system in order to sabotage the republic.

951 Name: Minister of Kobithe : 1993-09-7114 14:23

>>950
it's lame because i didn't actually murder >>0

952 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7116 00:26

Whenever I was going through the complete collection of NES ROMs that I downloaded, I would pass over "Sweet Home" because the title made me imagine some overly saccharine house building sim or something equally "kawaii" that probably wasn't even translated. Even when I heard it referred to as being creepy a few times, I assumed it was people being sarcastic or just one of those Japanese things that's "too weird" for a western audience. It was only when I saw it referred to together with Clock Tower (which I recently played and enjoyed) that I decided to actually give it a try.

953 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7116 01:24

I genuinely get slightly upset when people sexualise Touhou. Needless to say, I keep well away from most Touhou-centric areas of the internet because of this.

954 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7116 01:27

I drove 40mph in a 30mph area for a few seconds before I realized where I was and slowed down.

>>949
I wasn't in quite in as bad a way as you, but I got a careerish job after NEETing for two years after college at 24.

955 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7118 18:14

I'm procrastinating instead of finishing a picture of the DQN lobby.

Every day I remember about it and feel ashamed. I can't do anything because of the shame!

956 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7119 18:06

I'm completely disabled by a sense of guilt. I can only manage to lie down and cry.

957 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7122 01:32

So, as the Earth keeps spinning around and about mercilessly, I find myself in shortage of stories about age-mates whose personal lives resemble train wrecks.

That's what helped my loser mentality stay afloat. This realisation makes me quite sad, really. As planet's rotations push me closer to the title of "The Ultimate Loser", I just don't know what should I do and what can I do. I don't even know how to learn this. I just panic when I see the whole picture.

You might be wondering, "What does the Earth has to do with it? What would change for me even if it stopped?" Well, such a spectacular tragedy would change pretty much everything. Certainly I wouldn't have time to pity myself.

958 Name: Minister of Crossposting : 1993-09-7125 11:42

I'm posting in the wrong thread.

Or am I?

959 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7125 20:21

I forgot that my friend is waiting for me...

960 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7134 03:51

I took a big shit and took a photo of it on my phone, then set it as my phone wallpaper

961 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7134 04:59

>>960 Did you ever see the South Park episode "More Crap"?

Anyway, I sometimes worked with guys who would show off their biggest crap. I never had any impressive craps.

962 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7134 06:13

I forgot to fap today, now I'm at a higher risk of prostate cancer.

963 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7134 15:44

>>961 I have seen that episode yes. It's not the biggest I have done, but it was just to show my girlfriend, she likes to see my progress

964 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7134 17:07

>>963 Does she show you hers?

965 Name: Minister of Crossdressing : 1993-09-7134 17:24

>>958 Hey want to hang out some time?

966 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7134 21:02

>>964 No, I burst in once when she had diarrhoea and it was messy but she got really embarrassed and I felt bad.

967 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7134 21:22

tfw no gf

968 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7141 05:47

If I ever got filthy, unbelievably rich, I would probably run out of hedonistic pleasures pretty quickly and just bankroll Everybody Loves Clonepa Productions or something.

969 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7141 12:11

I don't have a girlfriend. I'm not looking for one. I don't mind it.

970 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7147 01:39

  • I coughed up 40 bux back in the day and bought Windows 8.
  • I installed Windows 8.
  • I broke all apps by stopping sharing Users folder.
  • I had to look everywhere on the web, eventually finding fixes through obscure websites (though downloads were from Microsoft).
  • Fixes didn't actually fix the broken apps and I had to reinstall them, thankfully I had only default ones.
  • I couldn't be arsed to actually reinstall all of the apps.
  • I'm struggling with the learning curve. Probably learning how to be like a pro in Linux terminal is easier.
  • I don't want to read a manual for Windows 8.

All that trouble and annoyance for a price of getting banned 4 times from "the most funny" webforum online!

971 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7147 12:33

>>970
Yes, Windows 8 should be banned from the "most funny" webforum online's ex-sub-forum Helldump.

972 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7147 13:08

https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/download/details.aspx?id=36188
Who is lame now, Windows 7?! BRB, installing Windows ME on my Windows 8! #YOLO. #Swag.

973 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7158 15:12

When someone says "honk honk" my first thought is Gamzee rather than Chen.

974 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7158 17:07

>>973 i think of a car or titties.

975 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7158 19:00

Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!! ( > ƒΦ < )

976 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 01:12

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977 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 02:45

>>973 My first thought is Harpo Marx.

Can't go wrong with the classics, man...

978 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 03:19

>>976
cute

979 Name: >>308 : 1993-09-7159 13:11

>>976
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!

980 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7169 10:18

Yama no Susume was so beautiful it brought me to tears.

981 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7169 12:11

>>980
I can't wait for the shower scene OVA.

982 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7169 15:31

wat

983 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7169 18:16

I just misread "cunning lies" as "cunnilingus".

984 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7169 22:45

I just misread "cunnilingus" as "cuntaluffigus".

985 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7169 23:22

I just misread gcuntaluffigush as gcuntflap wafflesh.

986 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7170 00:19

( ί -ί) I just misread gcuntflap wafflesh as "There is no hope, your future is doomed."

987 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7170 02:55

That's it. I'm getting the cuticle scissors.

988 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7179 20:26

I haven't seen a film I haven't understood.

989 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7179 21:25

When I was registering my new cool Bamboo Pen, I couldn't get the software key working. I mailed all my info to support, the guy said that the key is fine and asked me to check whenever I had the right model selected. I wrote that it was fine and the key wasn't working even thought I tried replacing W with VV, etc. So, that support guy asked me to check it again, but this time he specified to look at the model number. He was right, I selected the older model instead of "Bamboo 3. Gen. Pen".

That was deeply embarrassing. I can't get myself to draw anything due to the stress.

990 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7179 22:52

>>989 silly billy, don't let it get to you though, turn that embarrassment and stress into some profound artwork

991 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7180 09:22

I mastered these jokes to such a casual level that I don't even know what to write about when I see a specialized thread.

It's like I'm hollow inside after reading that comic. But this feeling will probably fade away on the next youtube visit.

992 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7183 17:17

I really hate this board. It annoys me that there's such a great English text board site out there, and most of its posters are hanging out on what is basically the "forum games" section. Months go between posts on the topical boards, but people post here every day. While I don't want the boards to be lightning fast (and slow boards are generally higher quality), I think you're all doing the site a disservice by playing around in the worst board and not contributing to the pretty interesting threads going on in others. Even worse are the people who liked "ITT: we role-play as grandpa ( LƒΦ`) [AA] [VIP]" so much that they spun it off into its own site.

It's not that I mind catchphrases or having fun, I just think you're squandering a great website and I hate every single one of you.

993 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7183 17:43

I think >>992 is dumb not because his opinion differs fol mine but because he doesn't understand why the other boards are dead.

994 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7183 18:10

>>992
Having fun is a more noble cause for a textboard like DQN than any other. I mean we still have good discussion but we're not USENET, not to mention that this is basically what the 2ch VIP boards are like.

995 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7183 19:01

>>992
Someone's grumpy about #11!

996 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7183 20:02

>>992

( LƒΦ`) Remember when 4-ch was good?

( LƒΦ`) Neither do I!

997 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7183 22:55

> Modified /b/ meme
> 4-ch

facepalm.iff, >>996

998 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7184 03:52

Sometimes I don't stick on topic in this thread.

999 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7184 03:57

I find Disney princess pretty hot.

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