( ・-・) I wouldn't say this if this wasn't an anonymous board... (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5868 02:10

( ・-・) Mittens are actually pretty lame.

829 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8823 15:27

>>828 On the other hand, it's clearly true. Everyone wants to move into our neighborhoods, not the other way around. They move in, crime goes up, we move out, they follow us, crime goes up, we move out, and so on. Ergo, whitey be better. I suspect it's related to our willingness to do basic maintenance.

Japanese are even better then we are from a running basic civilization standpoint, but they mostly keep to themselves these days.

830 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8823 16:50

>>829
Take your prolapsed anus somewhere else, weev.

831 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8823 17:09

>>830 not the most compelling counter argument, sport.

832 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8824 14:46

>>831
Because it's not an argument worth countering. It's just deranged rambling. Easy counters to anything like this are abound like dead fish in a bucket. White supremacists arbitrary choose Europe as their root heritage when it's well-established that everyone is from sub-Saharan Africa. White supremacy is also a very American phenomenon - other countries have just as bad a history of racism (ever wondered about the etymology of the word "slave"?) but often without a black person in sight. There is exactly as much "logic" in white supremacist arguments as there is in those of conspiracy theorists, and it's all ignorant bunk.

833 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8824 23:16

Yeah, but the hardcore loony left keep sweetening the white supremacy deal. Marry white and have white kids? White supremacy. Math? Science? Success in the field of your choice? White supremacy. Free speech? White supremacy!

Sounds fuckin' awesome. Sign me up.

834 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8824 23:31

>>832
Nice lameoid non arguments and falsehoods, brainlet. Muh out of Afriga. Lmao eat a cinder block.

835 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8825 08:51

>>834

>>>>>>>/pol/

836 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8825 18:30

What's with this closet nazi crowd bringing "the left" into everything? Got a hard-on for them or something?

837 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8825 20:36

Cuz the left sucks. Buncha fuckin' rabbits.

838 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8825 20:49

Y'all can kiss my ass!
   ∩_∩    -spanky-
  (・-・ )つ,☆ -spanky-
   と_,、⌒) )
     (_ ノノ

839 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8826 08:38

>>837 It sounds really childish, like making disparaging comments about a rival sports team. The only time I hear about "the left" or "the right", the only way it affects me, is when I have to read dumb Americans whinging about it online. From both sides of the fence.

840 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8826 16:07

>>839
Exactly. It's textbook ingroup/outgroup bickering, and especially myopic considering that the American "left wing" actually corresponds to "slightly less right wing" where I'm from.

841 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8826 23:37

WAAAAAAAAGH

842 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8844 14:19

>>836 nazis are leftists, so the left is already there. National SOCIALISTS, y'know.

843 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8844 18:18

>>842
Nice try but 5 seconds in google defeats you.

844 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8844 22:57

( ・-・) Who's in the closet? That one looks Jewish, that one's a coon, get 'em up against the wall!

845 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8846 04:41

>>843
The person you were responding to is obviously joking.

846 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8846 09:38

>>845
I should hope so.

847 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8847 03:03

>>842 Greatest Korea is a democratic republic, is that how democratic republics are supposed to operate?

848 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8847 23:07

tehsaurus

849 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8868 20:11

( ・-・) You can either be able to create things that advance world civilization, or you can have a huge dick. Your call.

850 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8870 00:22

>>849
But what if I don't really care about either of those things?
What if I just want to enjoy life and JUMP IN THE AIR?

851 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8870 13:45

( ・-・) I'm always so busy creating great things to advance civilisation, that I never get a chance to use my huge dick.

852 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8870 21:00

( ・-・) I know just what you mean. My enormous dong is gathering dust while I drag humanity kicking and screaming into a brighter future every day.

854 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8935 20:52

( ・-・) "Russian troll" is a compliment.

855 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8937 15:20

( ・-・) I don't like tumblr but if all cis white people died I'd only miss like one or two people tops.

856 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8937 18:14

"I don't like nazis but I'm just as big a racist"

857 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8937 18:49

( ・-・) People who say "cis white people" are generally terrible company.

858 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8938 03:09

( ・-・) I'd probably hate being around any of you in real life.

859 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8938 08:37

>>856 pls give me proper credit, i'm cisphobic too

860 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8938 18:32

( ・-・) Other people's skin color, genitals and preference for who to rub those genitals on is really important to me and my Tumblr will tell you about it in great detail.

861 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8943 16:05

( ・-・) Polygon has a good-looking design. Too bad the content has always been complete trash and the design is getting long in the tooth.

862 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8944 02:52

( ・-・) I’m glad that Kéké is whining about his dick pigeon animations being plagiarized for some mobile game.

863 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8944 17:17

( ・-・) Hey now, Kéké is a goddamn treasure.
( ・-・) Though, he does draw the same things too often, yeah, even considering it's animation.

864 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8945 17:50

( ・-・) Also, his style is super easy to copy. A six year old could do it.

865 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8945 18:06

( ・-・) a dozen kids getting shot every few months isn't really a big deal.

866 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8947 07:59

( ・-・) if your kid is lost out there in that big world of ours they're probably not coming back

867 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9015 20:50

( ・-・) SICP is a terrible book for learning anything. It tries to speak about too many topics, and ends up explaining nothing properly.

868 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9015 22:40

Behold! The slavic Saudi Arabia with Putin ibn Gebnya as a new king!

869 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9016 12:45

( ・-・) I always take a good whiff off my undies when removing them before a shower. I'm absolutely entranced by my pheromones.

870 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9038 02:33

I want to start an Esperanto club.

871 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9038 15:14

>>869
( ・-・) I do this but with my sweaty socks

872 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9043 02:22

( ・-・) I find the concept of bumsex viscerally repellent.

( ・-・)

( ・-・) Ewwwww.

873 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9043 03:32

>>872

/Anus/!

874 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9055 22:26

( ・-・) Exactly!

( ・-・) Poo comes out of there. Nothing should go in!

875 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9056 03:27

Japs are aliens, actually the superior deep space civilization brought them to earth around 6000 years ago. Amaterasu and Yamato Takeru are ambassadors from space

876 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9056 03:28

so you got the idea what kind of being they are

877 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9056 03:39

yes, it seems like that, with chinese being their rival space civilization from the neighbor galaxy

878 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9065 00:02

( ・-・)Most people who make a habit of arguing about politics on the internet couldn't pass an actual Turing test, let alone an ideological one.

879 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9065 00:19

(  皿 ) How do you do. I am ELIZA, the famous and 100% human psychotherapist.

(  皿 ) Do you know anyone else who couldn't pass an actual Turing test, let alone an ideological one?

880 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9065 02:39

"Nerds" are repulsive. Bad looks, bad personalities, bad taste. Nerds think they're smarter than they actually are. Nerds like awful media like super hero movies or video games. Nerds let consumerism define their identity.

Nerds get obsessed with countries like Japan even though it's nowhere near as good as they think it is. Paris Syndrome can be applied to other countries too. It's the "things suck here, so surely they must be better elsewhere" kind of mentality. Or maybe people just don't grow up and actually still like cartoons even when they're adults. But I hope that's not the case.

When someone says they're "such a nerd" or something, they usually have a way to show it, don't they? They collect video games. They have a mountain of Xbox discs, or a huge Steam library. Fucking dumb and worthless plastic figures that they paid out the ass for. Or they collect anime DVDs or marvel movies. Or they buy extra hard drives to pirate it from torrent trackers. Sometimes a dude will try and tell other people that a piece of cardboard (from some stupid card game only losers care about) is worth thousands of dollars. In your fucking dreams. Artificial scarcity. And besides, what a fucking dumb investment to make anyway. Anyway, the point I'm trying to make is they think partaking is mass media makes them smart and different from everyone else. As if spending most of your free time on entertainment somehow makes you intelligent. Smart people don't make idiotic financial decisions either.

Then there are the STEM types who study majors where a lot of people work outside of their degree. I'm talking biology or physics. I personally know people with these types of degrees who do not work in the field they studied. If they were so smart, why couldn't they do research and figure out a more economically viable major? Yet these people would always look down on people who did trades, like welding or something. Newflash: Gamestop is retail, not a good career!

And video games. Ick. Don't even get me started. Shit like gamergate just shows how pathetic most gamerdudes are. It's a stupid issue and these guys basically admit that they hate women, but it's more than that. It's that they get upset over made-up internet bullshit about a shallow, consumerism-centric form of leisure/hedonism.

I once went drinking with some people I recently met and this one dude was talking about watching a Twitch stream when he was on an expensive trip. Just staying in the fucking hotel room instead of exploring the country. I called him out on his stupid shit and the other people agreed with me but they wanted me to chill out since they were conflict-avoidant (and I was a bit belligerent because I drank a lot). Imagine paying thousands of dollars to go somewhere cool just to sit on your ass and watch a livestream about video games. None of us hang out with the gamerdude anymore. If, for nothing else, because he's antisocial and doesn't even like hanging out. He'd rather stay indoors and play fucking games. But now I'm good friends with one of the other guys who wasn't into that lame shit though. We get food and drink together and I'm teaching him how to code now.

But you know what? People lump me in with that group of human garbage. As if someone who is passionate about software development is the same as a loser who memorizes trivia about dungeons and dragons or some shit. What the fuck is wrong with people? Don't associate me with that subhuman filth.

Yeah dude, getting a high score in a video game is totally the same as someone who focuses on their career and continued education. We're totally on the same wavelength. Give me a fucking break.

But it's more than the lack of culture or their lack of ties to any important group or community (aside from online shit). The problem is more than the self-centered gluttony. The other issue is how most nerds don't have any sense of morals. Usually atheist, often liberal or egalitarian, pro-degeneracy. Usually cookie cutter reddit views. Pathetic.

881 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9065 02:59

(  皿 ) Can you elaborate on that?

882 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9065 15:23

( ・-・) Nier Automata's incredibly lenient perfect evade timeframe is there to makeup for the incredibly broken hitboxes that plague this game.

I still love you Nier Automato. Even if you don't want me to play the way I want to.

883 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9067 20:44

( ・-・) Some stupid fuck crashed in to the back of my car. I'm angry that it didn't hurt enough for me to call a lawyer and make a quick $100,000.

884 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 23:10

( ・-・) Textboard culture is more of a millennial thing. Simply put, pretty much everybody here is too young to have ever posted on usenet before AOL was a thing (and if you are, what are you even doing with your life lol). Eternal september is not a solemn memorial, but an internet savvy reference. Only nerds take it seriously.

885 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 23:14

> and if you are

and if you aren't

886 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9088 20:13

( ・-・) I hate Sailor Moon.

887 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9115 00:10

( ・-・) Remember how frames were bad? Each thing that made them bad has a modern equivalent that is in constant use and is usually even worse. The only thing dropping them accomplished was to modularize the collective antipatterns. i would take the curse of frames back if it meant making the Web plain-jane relatively static HTML navigation again.

( ・-・) Also, I wish my posts in this thread were humorous instead of laughable, but there you have it.

888 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9133 12:23

( ・-・) I don't like John Coltrane. His tone is irritating and his solos meander like a junkie trying to talk his way out of an arrest.

889 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9133 12:24

( ・-・) On reflection, I find I agree with >>887 about frames. Static HTML is better in all ways.

890 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9134 05:44

( ・-・) I wasn't even born yet in September 1993.

891 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9134 14:18

( ・-・) I get a boner when a woman touches or even speaks to me.

892 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9135 22:14

I'm 16 years old

893 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9136 03:00

( ・-・) Mentally or physically?

894 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9136 10:02

(・-・) I use FOSS advocacy and privacy as an excuse for being too sensitive to use mainstream social media.

895 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9136 10:41

(・-・) I like to read old forums and hell, even this site and pretend I have friends
(・-・) I take nationalistic shitposting way too personally, I rarely criticize any country and I wish people would return the favour
(・-・) I enjoy interracial porn and have even sought premium videos, I don't really enjoy BLACKED's content though
(・-・) I never really enjoyed anime and only was in it for the community at the time, I miss old 2006-era anime forums
(・-・) I really dislike "I like "x" but I hate "x"'s fanbase!", like you're such a treasure

896 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9136 12:12

(・-・) I hate most fanbases of things I enjoy and try to avoid them

897 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9136 14:00

( ・-・) You know that show you like so much and is so popular? I'm the guy who comes into the thread for the show and says it just couldn't keep my interest, implying that you lesser intelligences can go on enjoying your stupid show but you now know that superior beings like myself look down on you for liking it.

898 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9137 22:19

( ・-・) I’m the idiot who keeps taking the bait.

899 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9146 10:09

dad

one month trip to Latin America in 198X

900 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9146 10:15

kavkazkiy bulvar

901 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9147 10:48

(・-・) Politically I am an anarchist but in local elections I vote for republicans because democrats are always screaming about taking away what rights we have and regulating everything I do.

902 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9148 08:02

(・-・) Ancaps aren't anarchists.

903 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9148 19:14

I'm a lesbian

904 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9164 07:54

(・-・) Freddie Mercury (and to some extent Queen) is mom rock.

905 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9261 23:52

(・-・) One time I got a restaurant toilet clogged and there was no toilet brush. Afraid of anyone seeing it I plunged my hand in there without gloves and unclogged it.

906 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9286 17:58

( ・-・) Islam isn't a religion. It's an invasive species.

907 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9287 15:18

>>906 Well, it's not a species, it's a religion; and invasive in the same way Christianity or any other religion is

908 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9509 21:34

>>907 It's not a religion, it's a fucking death cult created by a pedophile drug addict.

909 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9509 21:55

(・-・) One of my old coworkers went trans. He dresses like an upperclass british lady and talks in falsetto, and still looks like the fat walleyed slob he was before, just in a poorly fitting pastel bizcas skirt and jacket outfit.

(・-・) and the makeup. holy shit. Dee Snyder wore it better.

(・-・)

(・-・) I wonder if he cut his dick off yet.

910 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9509 21:59

(・-・) I could wear the jersey, but it wouldn't make me a Tampa Bay Buccaneer.

911 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9509 22:07

>>908
Christianity? Sounds about right.

912 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9510 17:45

>>911 nonono Marxism dude

913 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9510 21:18

(・-・) Allison is a bitch!!

914 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9533 21:58

(・-・) Haruhi wasn't a good show then, either.

915 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9538 00:32

(・-・) Keep building the Wall.

916 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9539 20:26

(・-・) Many Jewish people are kind of unpleasant to be around.

917 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9572 17:19

( ・-・) Leftists are locusts. They swarm in on wealthy beautiful places, devour the wealth, destroy the beauty and then swarm off to somewhere else to do it again.

918 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9572 19:01

( ⌒-⌒) Farts acrididaeically

919 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9584 12:11

I've never clicked on any of the links in the [Youtube] ☆ QUALITY VIDEOS ☆ [DQN] thread in my 7+ years of visiting

>>918 i think this term should mean like a swarm of locusts, but I'm not sure if it already has a definition or not

920 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9584 19:08

>>919 Well done, I don't think it is a word, I made it up and you knew what I meant! You've missed out on a lot of fun in the youtube thread though, I feel enriched as a person from clicking every link ever.

921 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9586 19:22

(・-・) I was wandering down a quiet dark alleyway thinking about the delightful quiet thrill of walking down dark alleyways at night, and without thinking I said "mmm, urban" to myself and then thought oh no, I'll have to drink a glass of bourbon later to balance that out...

922 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9587 05:51

This site is very fucking comfy.

923 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9587 08:03

( ・-・) I used to think people read. I just figured, I read, it's the easiest shit.
( ・-・) By and large, they do not.

924 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9589 08:54

( ・-・) I have never seen an internet arguer who brings up the "paradox of tolerance" and has actually understood it. Or the definition of "tolerance", really.

925 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9602 15:47

( ・-・) People who anger me with the paradox of tolerance should be forced to watch the South Park episode "Death camp of tolerance."

926 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9602 15:58

( ・-・) When I saw the UK election results, I pictured that autistic screeching guy in the green coat yelling "PIP PIP CHEERIOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo" as he spilled his tea.

927 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9622 21:00

I printed out a paper mask of Gooigi from Luigi's Mansion 3.

928 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9628 05:23

( ・-・) I leave my Christmas decorations up until March, not because I'm lazy, but because it's winter and I'm sad and they're one of the few things that cheer me up

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