[Part III] ( EƒΦE) Clonepa [Crap ass] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6034 22:44

( EƒΦE) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6034 22:46

( E-E) Your last stupid thread was http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1211710567

( E-E) But it will be at http://archives.4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1211710567 if I have my way.

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6035 00:50

( EƒΦE) You're very helpful. You're my best friend!

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6035 03:04

( EƒΦE) That last thread was a whirlwind of fun and good times. I'm sure this one will be even better!

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6035 06:39

( E-E) Donft mention it.

( E-E) Seriously. Donft you ever fucking mention it.

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6035 09:19

( EƒΦE) You are a wonderful person.

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6035 09:19

( EƒΦE) They should make a statue!

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6035 19:33

The much anticipated third season of Everybody Loves
Clonepa got off to a rocky start as the beloved child actor
arrived on set and completely f-
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9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6035 22:15

( E-E) How did your last show end, anyway? My cable cut off just as you dropped that meat thing you were holding.

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6036 01:06

( EƒΦE) So you DO watch it!

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6036 11:57

( E-E) Of course, what else is there to do now that Grandpa is a living dead who doesn't need pills no more?

( E-E) Face it, your show is only watched by unemployed.

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6036 18:41

( EƒΦE) What? Children are unemployed!?

( EƒΦE) I must petition for the repeal of child labor laws!

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6036 20:11

In the news, the Diet of Japan, the Congress of the
United States, and several European parliaments sat
at today's talks convened by Clonepa to review child
labor's effects over the past century. In a unanimous
decision, all governments participating agreed to phase
child labor back into legality.

Oh, that Clonepa! What won't he d--
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14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6036 20:28

+clik+ Just as planned.
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15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6036 21:52

(EΝE) I don't like the sound of this.

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6037 22:30

( ί ƒŽί) I wanna get paid less for doing the same job!

( ί ƒŽί) I wanna file all day long!

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6037 23:22

i L_½Mj Hey new guy, put this in the manilla folder over there

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6038 19:39

( ί ƒŽί) Dental Plan!!!

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6038 21:50

i L_½MjSorry, we had to cut that last year. Bad economy and all

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6039 04:13

( ί ƒŽί) Coffee Machine!!!

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6039 04:13

( EƒΦE) But no coffee for children. It'll stunt your growth!

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6039 06:29

( ίƒΦ॰) Hewwo ebwyone! I'm tardpa cuz Gwampa put cafinne (sp?) in my cwoning bat

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6039 06:31

( LƒΦ`) No... I'm pretty sure that even with the endless, unexplored depths of my senility, I'd remember if I did something like that.

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6039 06:32

( E-E) Fuckhead street dealer told me it was cyanide.

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6039 15:49

i L_½MjNew guy, go get me some lunch. I want a chicken chef salad, hold the cheese, hold the dressing, extra croutons, and a high-protein peach-mango energy drink. Get to it

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6039 16:13

( ί ƒŽί) Burger and fries coming up!

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6039 18:41

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28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6039 19:01

i L_½Mj....

i L_½Mj Yes.

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6039 23:20

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30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6039 23:57

( EƒΦE) Tonight's show will be a rerun. I'm spending the night with my family.

( LƒΦ`) The hell you are!

( EƒΦE) ...

( EƒΦE) Tune in tonight for a very special Everybody Loves Clonepa!

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6040 00:06

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32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6040 01:52

( E-E) ...mindless drones

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6040 14:33

( EƒΦE) Good morning everyone

i L_½MjClonepa, you're fired

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6040 15:02

( EƒΦE) You're not my boss. My boss looks like me with bushy eyebrows.

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6040 16:01

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|L₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) Clonepa, I'm afraid I have bad news...
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36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6040 16:15

( EƒΦE) Am I pregnant?

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6040 16:39

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38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6040 18:38

( ί ƒŽί) You have AIDS!

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6041 00:58

( E-E) You're a funny kid, Mittens; I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last.

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6041 02:08

( E-E)( ί -ί)
@@@ ( ί -ί)@@@@

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6041 17:25

( ί -ί) I suppose I should kill you right now, then.

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6041 17:27

Annoying comic foil Beady Eyes, best known for his role on
Everybody Loves Clonepa, was found dead in an alley in
Cabrini Green. His mouth was stuffed full of colorful mi-
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43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6042 00:32

-of colorful middle school students. You'll laugh, cry and
love the Peter Graves Middle School production of "Parts:
The Klonus Musical!" Tickets are available through-
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/@@/ @@| |@@^@@@@@@@@@@(EƒΦE ) That sounds dumb.
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44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6042 01:05

( EƒΦE) The sheer mechanics are mind-boggling!

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6042 03:39

( EƒΦE) The very idea of growing clones just for organ transplants.

( EƒΦE) Ha ha ha ha.

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6042 05:52

|LƒΦ`) Oh hey, I'm gonna be smoking a few boxes of cigars on Friday.

|LƒΦ`) ...have the lungs ready by then.

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|ƒΦ`) oh... and the spare testicles.

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6049 04:11

( EƒΦE) ........... ha ha ha.

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6049 04:53

( E-E) *hic*
( E-E) cllll.. clonepaww. yer my besht fr... *smack* uhhhh
( E-E) ...frendn ...

( E-E) if you *hic* ...
( E-E) if you had a shoul.. you'd prawlly go to heaven wen ya die...

( E-E) im sherioushhhh

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6049 04:55

( ί -ί) Don't tell Beady Eyes, but I got Rei to put paint thinner in his drinks.

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6049 13:02

|LƒΦ`) But she does that to everyone's drinks already!

|œc hoo HAAA

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6049 21:17

( EƒΦE) See that kids? If you want your parents to love you, put paint thinner in their drinks!

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6049 22:54

( E-E) *hic*
( x-x)

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6049 22:55

( EƒΦE)

( EƒΦE) I mean, if you want your parents to love you and then die, put paint thinner in their drinks!

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6050 00:02

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i @˜§-]@|! i@They will never understand the world like you and I do, Clonepa.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @Join me, and together we can rule the Superstructure!
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55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6050 00:07

( EƒΦE)

( EƒΦE)‚Β’U Ifll drink to that! glug glug glug

( EƒΦE) Ahhhh... smack smack

( -ƒΦ-) mmmm... my second most favorite brand of glue....

( EƒΦE) But my very least favorite brand of paint thinner! Ew!

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6050 00:11

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57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6050 17:37

( EƒΦE) You know, Marty's and Squeeks' have both shown interest in advertising more during my show.

( EƒΦE) I could cut your commercial down to seven times during the half hour and give them each one slot.

58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6051 01:06

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@I was running commercials?
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59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6051 05:04

|LƒΦ`) Rei must never know that Ifve been running ridiculously long takes of my butt as ads for her diner!

|œc hoo HAAA

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6051 05:06

( E-E) ONE DAY YOU WILL BE MISSING AN ASS

( E-E) AND CLONEPA WILL NOT HAVE A REPLACEMENT FOR YOU

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6051 08:31

( LίƒΦί`) YOU WILL STARE INTO MY BUNG HOLE FOR IT IS GLORIOUS

62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6051 23:16

( EƒΦE) Hello Grandpa! My name is Clonepa!

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6052 03:28

( EƒΦE) You want to use my butt as a replacement for yours? That's sad.
( EƒΦE) I have no butt. Have you forgot that, Grandpa?

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6052 21:39

( EƒΦE)@@@( LƒΦ`) ‚Α-̾
@@@-voot-
( LƒΦ`)@@@( EƒΦE)‚Α-̾ Hello, my name i--

( LƒΦ`)@@@( ˃ƒΦ˂) -kaff kaff kaff-
hee hee!

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6053 03:44

( EƒΦE) I feel all lung-cancerish for some reason.

66 Name: ( E-E) running my new ads i will become as loved as my new character dogpa dammit : 1993-09-6053 20:47

Smokingfs cool
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Pills are cooler

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6055 05:02

( EƒΦE) Pills are nowhere near as cool as smoking, kids.

68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6055 19:50

( LƒΦ`) I remember when ladies would set their hot, fresh-baked pills out on the windowsill to cool down, and young men would often steal them to cure their ravenous cravings.

69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6056 01:37

( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) Hello everyone! Our Names are Clonepa.

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6056 05:20

( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) Are we not men?

( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) We are Clonepa!

71 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6056 05:58

( EƒΦE) I am Clonepa!
( EƒΦE) I am Clonepa!
( EƒΦE) I am Clonepa!
( EƒΦE) I am Clonepa!

( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) Together, we stand tall!

72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6056 06:49

five minutes earlier

( E-E) Alright, Ifm gonna kill whoever slipped me a mickey. Ifll bet it was you, Clonepa.
( E-E) Clonepa, tell me which one of you did it and I will let the rest of you live.

five minutes later
( E-E) WHY DO I KEEP SETTING MYSELF UP FOR THESE THINGS

73 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6056 15:41

( EƒΦE) Remember that cartoon where Mickey Mouse slipped on one of Goofy's turds and sailed all over town on it, knocking stuff over? That was pretty funny.

74 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6056 20:53

( EƒΦE) No wait, that was Beady Eyes last week.

( EƒΦE) He could really use a vaquation.

75 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6057 02:40

( EƒΦE) I agree.

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6057 03:15

( EƒΦE) On the next Everybody Loves Clonepa, we have a very special guest!

( EƒΦE) President Obama will be here!

( EƒΦE) He's going to explain his master plan for bankrupting the USA Federal Government in five to nine years and trashing the world economy in the process, and then laugh maniacally!

( EƒΦE) Won't that be fun, kids?

77 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6057 15:32

>>76

Who is Obama and how has he got such power over the Federal Government?

I don't think our President Clinton would bother bankrupting our Government when there's Iraqi stuff to blow up with expensive Cruise Missiles!

78 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6057 20:08

( EƒΦE) Hi, >>77! My name is Clonepa!

79 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6057 20:09

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80 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6057 20:11

( EƒΦE) We'll also have the very popular Dr. Pill, who's here to tell us about his new book "Learning to Self Absorb."

81 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6059 03:11

@@QQQ
@/@||PP|| @ΏΏ@@
@| @||QQ||@(E-E )@@Now to rewrite his scripts for tonight's sketches!
@|PP_ŽOΌ/PPP/
@|@@@@|@( ./@@@@ /

82 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6060 20:01

( EƒΦE) As a special treat, all our sketches tonight will be totally improvised from audience suggestions!

83 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6060 22:06

( ί ƒŽί) MITTENS

84 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6061 00:31

( EƒΦE) Hi, Mittens! My name is Clonepa!

85 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6061 21:05

( ί ƒŽί) I LIKE YELLING ABOUT MITTENS

86 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6062 16:24

( EƒΦE)( EƒΦE)( EƒΦE)( EƒΦE)( EƒΦE)( EƒΦE)( EƒΦE)( EƒΦE)( EƒΦE)( EƒΦE)( EƒΦE)( EƒΦE)( EƒΦE)( EƒΦE)( EƒΦE)( EƒΦE)( EƒΦE)( EƒΦE)( EƒΦE)( EƒΦE)( EƒΦE)( EƒΦE)( EƒΦE)( EƒΦE)( EƒΦE)( EƒΦE)( EƒΦE)( EƒΦE)( EƒΦE)( EƒΦE)( EƒΦE)( EƒΦE)( EƒΦE)( EƒΦE)( EƒΦE)( EƒΦE)( EƒΦE)( EƒΦE)( EƒΦE)( EƒΦE)( EƒΦE)( EƒΦE)( EƒΦE)( EƒΦE)( EƒΦE)( EƒΦE)

Did someone say mittens?

87 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6068 22:51

( EƒΦE) DHL just came by and dropped off a case full of prosthetic butts.

( EƒΦE) I wonder why...

88 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6070 04:33

Meanwhile, back at the lab...

-plortch-
@@@@@@@@@,,..,,,,@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@ @@ @@,,..,,,, Hello! My name
@@ @ @ @ @ / D@@R@@@@@@@,,..,,,,@@@@@@@@@@ ./ EƒΦE R is Clonepa!
@@@@@@@@! D3@@ l @@@@@ ./@@@DR@@@@@@@@@!@@@@@l
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άRVάRV@@@@@άRVάRT€,Q_,,ƒmάRVάRV

89 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6070 07:43

( LƒΦ`) Ah yes, my new experimental Blobpa.

( LƒΦ`) He's actually made out of C4. If you poke him in the right place with a stick he'll explode.

90 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6071 01:54

( E-E) It is impossible for a living being to be made out of C4. I shall now prove Grandpa's claims to be false.

@@@@@@@@@,..,,,,
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( E-E)@@@@ !@@@@@l
@@@@@@@@T€,Q_,,ƒm

@@@@@@@@@,..,,,,
@@@@[poke]/ EƒΦE R
@@( E-E)--- R@@@@l
@@@@@@@@‚­,______,,ƒm

@@@@@ @(((((((())))))))
[BOOM] ((VVVVV))
@@@ (((VV ™V™VV))
@@(((VVVV ™VVVV))
@@@((VVV™V™VV))
@@@ ((((((((((((()))))))))))))

91 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6072 04:20

( LƒΦ`) oh god not the fire alarm again

92 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6073 00:17

( EƒΦE) Your experiment worked! I'm so happy for you!

93 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6085 19:59

( EƒΦE) Too bad my bestext friend blew up, though.

94 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6085 20:19

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@@@@iiά @
@@@(ά(iά)j@@jj@,
@@iάi@ά j@ά@j
@ @i@(i ά jj@j@@@@@
@@i@@ά( E-E)jj @@@YOU COULD TRY TO HELP ME YOU KNOW!!!!
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95 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6085 22:39

( EƒΦE) That looks like it hurts!

( EƒΦE) I'mma give you a hug.

96 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6085 22:40

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@@@@iiά @
@@@(ά(iά)j@@jj@,
@@iάi@ά j@ά@j
@ @i@(i ά jj@j@@@@@
@@i@@ά( E-E)jj @@@DON'T YOU FUCKING TOUCH--
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97 Name: AUDIO ONLY MESSAGE : 1993-09-6086 08:01

OH GAAAAAAAAAAAWD MY SKIN IS COMING OFF

I wub you, bubby!

FUCK FUCK FUCK GET OFF ME YOU FUCK--AGHHHHHHH

98 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6086 16:21

( LƒΦ`) Oh, that Clonepa!

WA WA WA WAAAAAA~~~~

-COMMERCIAL BREAK-

99 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6087 01:55

@ ^ζˆζˆ_@@@Do you like chili? Really HOT chili? Then you should try
../ζˆζˆζˆ_@@Marty's Fucking Hot Chili. This chili is so fucking hot
/ζˆˆ,iEjiEjˆ|@@it'll burn the roof of your fucking mouth! If you try
|ζζ^@@ ›@_|@@Marty's Fucking Hot Chili and don't say "Wow! That's the
|ζ /@@ŽO@|@ŽO@|@@HOTTEST fucking chili I've ever tasted!" then Rei will
|ζ |@@@Q_|Q_ @|@@give you your money back!
_|@@@_Q/@^@@
@ _QQQ_^@@@@Try Marty's Ass Kicking Good Soup too!
@ @ / _ɁT@@@@
@@/__i |˜£!|@@@
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‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

100 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6087 02:01

@@@@@@@@@@@ Ώ_Ώ
@@@@@@@@@ ‚’y LE-EMR‚Α
@@@@@@@@@ `! @@@@@ i
@@@@@@@@@@T cQc_,.ƒm @
@@@@@@@@@@@@@i @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
@@@@@@@@@@@@@ j @@@@@@@
@@@@@@@@@.Θ Θ.(@@@@@@@@@
@ @@@@@@@( EƒΦEΏ@@@@After this 100get,
@@@@@@ @@o@@@,Ɂ@@@@We'll be Riiiiiiiiiiight back!
@@@@@@@@‚nQ@.Ι
@@@@@@@@@@.(ƒm
@@@@@@@@@„ͺ„ͺ

101 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6087 16:31

( EƒΦE) I have some great news, kids!
( EƒΦE) I'm dying of cancer!

102 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6087 19:51

( EƒΦE) Most of us don't last long enough to get cancer!

103 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6088 00:02

( EƒΦE) So I had myself specially injected with cancerous cells, and guess what? It worked!

104 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6088 01:51

( E-E) You dumbfuck, that wasnft you. That was a narcotic painkiller they injected me with in the burn ward. Stop making shit up.

105 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6088 04:06

( E-E}ƒΦE) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.

106 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6089 21:00

( EƒΦE) It's not cancer? What are these lumps all over me then?

107 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6089 22:36

( E-E) That's Play-Doh, you dipshit.

108 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6089 23:37

( EƒΦE) When do I get to smoke some medicinal marijuana for this cancer? Will those lumps ever get so big that I can't get through the front door of the weed store?

109 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6091 13:10

( EƒΦE) Do you have any pills that might help?

110 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6091 22:20

( EƒΦE) I have opened PILLS!

111 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6092 05:28

( E-E) Yeah, I got some right

(E-E ) uh...

( E-E) Dammit. The ONE DAY I don't bring any with me...

112 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6092 07:33

( EƒΦE) *munch munch munch munch*

( ◕ƒΦ◕) Hooooooly muhvvera' BALLZ

113 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6092 21:14

( EƒΦE) Oh, wait. These are malted milk balls.

114 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6093 08:40

( E-E) MY SYSTEMIC SHITDOWN™ BENZOS! YOU FUCKER!!! I WAS SAVING THOSE FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!

115 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6093 08:42

( EƒΦE) That would explain the pile of my guts on the ground, yes. I sort of shoved them out of the way.

116 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6093 19:06

( EƒΦE) Oh, well.

( xƒΦx)

117 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6093 20:58

( EƒΦE) It looks like I didn't die of cancer after all.

118 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6093 22:47

( xƒΦx)

119 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6094 05:08

OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO ME ( E-}EƒΦE) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.

120 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6096 13:51

MAKE IT STOP OR mmmbh mmMmm m( E}EƒΦE) String tastes funny.

121 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6105 05:02

( E}EƒΦE)

(}EƒΦE)

( EƒΦE) I feel strange.

122 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6105 11:47

( EƒΦE) Like I can do anything... but I want to do nothing.

123 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6105 20:34

( EƒΦE) I have this urge to mess up someone else's story for some reason.

( EƒΦE) But I won't. That would be mean.

124 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6105 21:00

Ώ Ώ
( EƒΦE) On the other hand, it'd be fun to ruin someone else's good time.

125 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6105 21:13

( EƒΦE) oh shiiiit I've become one of them!

( EƒΦE) ...perhaps immortality has its perks, though

( EƒΦE) ...

( EƒΦE) ...but FUUUUCK I can't resist the urge to drink paint thinner! damn these genes! I'll kill you, Grandpa, if it's the last thing I do!

126 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6107 10:55

( EƒΦE) ...I have to poop. But I don't have a butt.

127 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6107 16:09

( EƒΦE) I have no butt and I must poop!

128 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6112 17:36

( EƒΦE) That was a Harlan Ellison reference, kids!

129 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6112 19:18

( EƒΦE) He writes a lot of Star Wars books!

130 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6118 02:20

@QQQQ@@@@@@clik@@@ @ΘQΘ @@@@
/@@/ @@| |@@@@@@@+@žΌiEƒΦE@ R@I don't like the new clonepa... Yet!
l “ρ | @@ | |@@@@@@@@@^ PP’UPP^|
_QR_Q||@@@@@@@.^QQQQQ^^
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131 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6119 19:01

-eady Eyes is missing. Again, for anyone who might
even remotely care, annoying comic foil Beady Eyes is-
PP‚uPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
@QQQQ@@@@@@clik@@@ @ΘQΘ @@@@
/@@/ @@| |@@@@@@@+@žΌiEƒΦE@R@That's enough news for today.
l “ρ | @@ | |@@@@@@@@@^ PP’UPP^|
_QR_Q||@@@@@@@.^QQQQQ^^
@ |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|@@@@@@@|l„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ]l|'

132 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6125 21:02

( E-E) Phew! That was a narrow escape.

133 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6126 01:30

( E-E) I'm not going to tell you how I did it, so don't ask.

134 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6126 03:39

( EƒΦE) ...who are you again?

135 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6127 02:48

( EƒΦE) ...and HOWDIDYOUDOIT HOWDIDYOUDOIT HOWDIDYOUDOIT?

136 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6128 02:56

( E-E) I'm going to have to ask you to shut the fuck up now.

137 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6128 20:22

( EƒΦE) okay.

138 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6129 23:42

( E-E)

139 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6130 01:45

( EƒΦE) alright

140 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6130 08:44

( E-E)

141 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6130 13:44

( EƒΦE) you win.

142 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6130 14:07

( E-E)

143 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6130 22:01

@|Θ_Θ
@| ~ƒΦ~)@‚ί‚ι‚Ϋ
@||‚Ζ ƒm

144 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6131 17:09

( EƒΦE) I'm best friends with u τ

145 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6131 23:00

( E-E) SHUT THE FUCK UP

146 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6133 22:14

@|Θ_Θ
@| ˃ ƒΦ˂)@I said ‚ί‚ι‚Ϋ!!
@||‚Ζ ƒm

147 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6134 13:36

( EƒΦE) I'm best friends with u τ

148 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6136 20:04

@@@@@@@ΘQΘ @@^PPPPPPPPP
@@@@@@ iEƒΦE@j ƒ @Yay! It's scooter time`τ
@@@@ ,Oήή)=Ό“ρ j ί _QQQQQQQQQ
@@@^@ƒm((PQƒmΖΖƒt
@@ '=-=€_>>_Ι/,.=-_ @
@@i jή°\\'i j@ί3@ί3@ί3

149 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6137 16:04

@@@@@@@ΘQΘ @@^PPPPPPPPP
@@@@@@ iEƒΦE@j ƒ @"I'm the candyman, also known as Dave. Dave from Sheffield."
@@@@ ,Oήή)=Ό“ρ j ί _QQQQQQQQQ
@@@^@ƒm((PQƒmΖΖƒt
@@ '=-=€_>>_Ι/,.=-_ @
@@i jή°\\'i j@ί3@ί3@ί3

150 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6145 18:00

( E-E) YOU! ARE! A! CLOOOOOOOONE!!!

151 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6145 20:38

( EƒΦE) I'm Dave from Sheffield. Would you like to buy some candy?

( EƒΦE) Here's a box of Crunchy Frog chocolates for your wife or girlfriend.

152 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6146 04:43

( EƒΦE) Cor blimey by cracky.

153 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6147 00:20

( EƒΦE) I'm aboot to go to Tim Horton's for donuts here in Sheffield, eh?

154 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6147 00:26

( E-E) That is the worst fake English accent I've ever heard. Stop doing it.

155 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6147 03:27

( E-E) Quit it.

156 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6147 13:37

( EƒΦE) Yumpin Yimineee.

157 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6149 21:33

( EƒΦE) Dadgum it all to H E double hockey sticks!

158 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6149 21:39

( EƒΦE) Tut tut! I do believe we have quite the snazzy rambles round this part of London!

159 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6149 21:49

( EƒΦE) Y'all come back now, ya heah?

160 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6151 19:22

Viewers were puzzled as today's episode of Everybody
Loves Clonepa went off track into an endless stream of
bad accents. DQN-TV could not be reached for com-
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@QQQQ@@@@@@clik@@@ @ΘQΘ @@@@
/@@/ @@| |@@@@@@@+@žΌiEƒΦE@R@That's enough news for today.
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161 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6153 07:55

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@@@@@@|@Hey, Beady Eyes! The suits told me sex sells!
@@@@@@_QQQ__@ QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ
@@@@@@@@@ @@ /^

@@@@@@@ ΘQΘ@@@@@@@@ Θ__Θ
@@@@@@@i@EƒΦEj@@@@@@@ i@E-Ej
@@@@@@@@r @ <A@ n@@@ @@@,>@q
@@@@@@ƒCLƒΑ@ €R@,||€@@@@,,ƒm,Qiάj@@Q_^PPPPPPPPPP
@@@@@@iά‚’Lά‚™/@‚†X)@@ i;:..(..:::;Ι /@@@_@@Welp, we just scarred millions of kids for life.
@@@@@@ Κ::,;€::::ƒmq^/ML@@@(“ρ“ρƒmɁ@@@@@|@@@I hope you're proud of yourself.
@@@@@@ |Ι:::::::q_.^@@@@@@i_ƒ~:::q@@@@@@_QQQQQQQQQQ
@@@@@@¨‚†::::::::::;RA@@@@@@@ q;::::::;::R
@@@@@@(ƒ~:::;;:::;;:::::}@@@@@@@@ r;;;::::j::j
@@@@@@l;;;;;‚™;;;;;;Ɂ@@@@@@@^Oi;;:²;;;Ι
@@@@@@@ |@/@/@@@@@@@/@^|@/
@@@@@@@ M‚™@/@@@@@@@q@<@ |@|
@@@@@@@@||@|@@@@@@@@R MR|@i
@@@@@@@@ |@Δ.€@@@@@@@@_MS:|
@@@@@@@@ |@|/Or@@@@@@@@Ι Or|
@@@@@@@@Ι__.|Ν;|@@@@@@@@‚΅Ν;|_ r
@@@@@@ Ϊ_ƒmL!@@@@@@@@@Ϊ_ƒmL!

162 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6153 07:56

( E-E) I know I am.

163 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6154 14:09

( EƒΦE) I'm too sexy for my thread.

164 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6158 11:32

( EƒΦE) Ai-da-da-ai-da, ai-da-da-ai-da!

165 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6178 04:28

( EƒΦE) da doo ron ron ron, da doo ron ron.

166 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6178 22:27

@@@ ( EƒΦE) @Good day to be alive!
@@@.ƒm^@yRA
@@@R,,Ι==l Ι
@@@@/ @l |
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167 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6179 05:08

@@@ Θ__Θ
@@@ ( EƒΦE) @It sure is.
@@@.ƒm^@yRA
@@@R,,Ι==l Ι
@@@@/ @l |
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168 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6186 14:26

@@@ Θ__Θ
@@@ ( EƒΦE) @Yes, sir!
@@@.ƒm^@yRA
@@@R,,Ι==l Ι
@@@@/ @l |
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169 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6187 00:47

@@@@@@@@@_@@R@@@@@! |@@@@ /
@@@@@@_@@@@R@@@R@@@@@@@/@@@@/@@ @ @ ^ .
@@@@@@@@@_@@@@@@@@@@b@@@@@@/@@@^
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ ,ƒC @@@@@@@@
@P@--@@=@Q@@@ @@@@@@/ | @@@@@@@@@@@@@--'''''''
@@@@@@@@@@@,,, @ @ ,r]AƒΙƒm@ JiA_,AƒmT@@@@@-@P
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@Jl@@ ΘΘ@ @ JA_
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ .jL@@ (EƒΦE )@@@i.@Power up!
@@@@@„Ÿ@@@Q@@„Ÿ { @ @c/~ ‚Β @ /„Ÿ@@@Q@@@@@„Ÿ
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @) @@o ,Ao @@@,l~
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@Ly. @@lƒm R,)@@<

170 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6187 12:44

( EƒΦE) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.

171 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6187 21:51

( EƒΦE) On tonight's very special show, watch as Beady Eyes learns a valuable lesson about life. Our musical guest is the dirt metal band SMUDGE.

( EƒΦE) Also, all of us clones will be performing a musical, synchronized head slapping extravaganza featuring none other than the world famous Darkpa!

( EƒΦE) Tune in right after a new Grandpa's Story Hour!

172 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6196 20:37

@QQQQQQQQQQQ_
@|@QQQQQQQQQ_@ |
@|@|@@@@@@@ @ @ @ @ |@| @@@@@Told you, we call in sick, they show
@|@|@ Θ__Θ@Ώ@@ @@@|@| @@@a rerun, and we still get paid!
@|@|@i,,LƒΦ`)œc™ @ @ @ |@|@ @@@@@@ @ ΘQΘ@@ΘQΘ
@|@|@@Όœc™))ΝE) @ @ |@|@@@@@@@ @ iLƒΦ`@j @iEΝE@j Cool!!
@|@|@@@@@@@ @ @ @ @ |@|@@@@@@ žΌ@@@@jQi@@@@jQQ
@|@ PPPPPPPPP@ |@@@@@@ ||\„‘ „‘ _jQ„‘ „‘ _jQ||@@|
@|@@‹‹@ @‡ @ ί ί @ |@@@@ @@||@iQiQ_j@iQiQ_jQ|| @ |
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173 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6206 16:12

@QQQQQQQQQQQ_
@|@QQQQQQQQQ_@ |
@|@|@@@@@@@ @ @ @ @ |@| @@@
@|@|@ Θ__Θ@Ώ@@ @@@|@| @@@Clonepa's show just gets better and better.
@|@|@i,,EƒΦE)œc™ @ @ @ |@|@ @@@@@@ @ ΘQΘ@@ΘQΘ
@|@|@@Όœc™))-E) @ @@ |@|@@@@@@@ @ iLƒΦ`@j@iEΝE@j Sure does!
@|@|@@@@@@@ @ @ @ @ |@|@@@@@@ žΌ@@@@jQi@@@@jQQ
@|@ PPPPPPPPP@ |@@@@@@ ||\„‘ „‘ _jQ„‘ „‘ _jQ||@@|
@|@@‹‹@ @‡ @ ί ί @ |@@@@ @@||@iQiQ_j@iQiQ_jQ|| @ |
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174 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6208 02:38

( EƒΦE) And now, put on your thinking caps! DQN-TV proudly presents: Darkpa's Daily Dissertation. A hard-hitting commentary on world events!

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@|@|@@@@@@@ @ @ @ @ |@| @@@
@|@|@ Θ__Θ@Ώ@@ @@@|@| @@@Hm. That's better than I thought it'd be.
@|@|@i,,MƒnL)œc™ @ @ @ |@|@ @@@@@@ @ ΘQΘ@@ΘQΘ
@|@|@@Όœc™))-E) @ @@ |@|@@@@@@@ @ iLƒΦ`@j@iEΝE@j I like it!
@|@|@@@@@@@ @ @ @ @ |@|@@@@@@ žΌ@@@@jQi@@@@jQQ
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@|@@‹‹@ @‡ @ ί ί @ |@@@@ @@||@iQiQ_j@iQiQ_jQ|| @ |
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175 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6208 20:14

@QQQQQQQQQQQ_
@|@QQQQQQQQQ_@ |
@|@|@@@@@@@ @ @ @ @ |@| @@@
@|@|@ Θ__Θ@Ώ@@ @@@|@| @@@I don't remember this episode.
@|@|@i,,E-E )œc™ @ @ @ |@|@ @@@@@@ @ ΘQΘ@@ΘQΘ
@|@|@@Όœc™))ƒΦ) @ @@ |@|@@@@@@@ @ iLƒΦ@j@iEΝE@j Me neither, but it sure is a good one.
@|@|@@@@@@@ @ @ @ @ |@|@@@@@@ žΌ@@@@jQi@@@@jQQ
@|@ PPPPPPPPP@ |@@@@@@ ||\„‘ „‘ _jQ„‘ „‘ _jQ||@@|
@|@@‹‹@ @‡ @ ί ί @ |@@@@ @@||@iQiQ_j@iQiQ_jQ|| @ |
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176 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6209 16:47

@QQQQQQQQQQQ_
@|@QQQQQQQQQ_@ |
@|@|@@@@@@@ @ @ @ @ |@| @@@
@|@|@ Θ__Θ@Ώ@@ @@@|@| @@@Why's he beating up on Blindpa?
@|@|@i,,E-E )œc™ @ @ @ |@|@ @@@@@@ @ ΘQΘ@@ΘQΘ
@|@|@@Όœc™))ƒΦ) @ @@ |@|@@@@@@@ @ iLƒΦ`@j@iEΝE@j He's a jerk.
@|@|@@@@@@@ @ @ @ @ |@|@@@@@@ žΌ@@@@jQi@@@@jQQ
@|@ PPPPPPPPP@ |@@@@@@ ||\„‘ „‘ _jQ„‘ „‘ _jQ||@@|
@|@@‹‹@ @‡ @ ί ί @ |@@@@ @@||@iQiQ_j@iQiQ_jQ|| @ |
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177 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6209 19:38

( EƒΦE) The show was originally called "Beady Eyes Spanks the Monkey". Blindpa wandered onto the set and got in the way while they were filming.

( E-E) Fuckers promised they wouldn't air that if I gave 'em the money!!

178 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6210 21:15

( EƒΦE) Maybe you should have given them the money then.

179 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6215 14:58

( E-E) ....

( E-E) Up yours.

180 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6215 17:19

( EƒΦE) You're not supposed to use that line yet!

( EƒΦE) I'm supposed to say "may the grace of allah light up your life" first.

181 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6216 22:22

( E-E) Wait, what am I supposed to say now then?

182 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6216 23:19

( EƒΦE) The writers have been copying the "Carry On" series again!

( EƒΦE) And there's only one writer for this episode.

iLƒΦ`@j...

183 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6218 00:56

( EƒΦE) "may the grace of allah light up your life" first.

184 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6218 02:25

ƒΑ~ŽOR
(ŽOœcΘΠ)
@iEΝEjALLAH AKBAR!!!

185 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6218 06:39

( E-E) ضربة بها مؤخرتك

186 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6218 19:32

( EƒΦE)) what language is that you're speaking beady?

187 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6218 21:08

( E-E) It's French.

188 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6218 22:00

( E-E) In about forty years, that won't be a joke.

189 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6219 00:31

!™And now for a commercial break™!

190 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6219 00:37



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@i@EΝEj @ i@E-Ej@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@ ( EƒΦE)
@i@@@@‚Β„±Ύ„ͺΎ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„±Ό@ @ @‚Β
@b b@|@ „« Please purchase our product.@@„«@b b b
@i_QjQj „³„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„³@i_QjQj@@@@@Thank you.

191 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6219 01:34

( E-E) my stunt double has the wrong ears.

192 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6219 01:55

( EƒΦE) Mine's wearing a mask.

193 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6220 02:25

( E-E) Your entire existence is a mask.

194 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6220 13:04

( EƒΦE)

195 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6220 14:17

( E-E) With chiselled slits for eyes.

196 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6220 17:37

I am the mask; the mask is my other self.
It was a mask that proposed to write about ( E-E), @i@EΝEj , ( LƒΦ`) and everything that happened that winter.
gIt wonft make you feel any better,h it told me git might even make it worse for a while. But you mustnft let the sadness die inside you. You have to give it life. You have toch
eLet it all out?f
It smiled gsomething like that,h
gI donft know, Maskh I sighed gIfm not sure I can write a story,h
gAh now thatfs just stupid, anybody can write a story. It depends how they show it. All you do is tell the truth. Tell it like it was,h
gBut I donft know how it was, I canft even tell the truth. I donft know all the details, the facts-g
gStories ARENfT JUST facts, ( EƒΦE) , theyfre not details. Stories are feelings. You got feelings havenft you?h
gToo many,h I admitted
gWell thatfs what you need, donft write some story with twist and turns, write it like it is,h my mask smiled gcry yourself a story, ( EƒΦE) .h
Thatfs what I did. I cried myself a story, and the mask stroked my tears away.

197 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6221 04:07

Viewers were alerted and unafraid as today's epi-
PP‚uPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
@QQQQ@@@@@@clik@@@ @ΘQΘ @@@@
/@@/ @@| |@@@@@@@+@žΌiEƒΦE@R@That's enough news for today.
l “ρ | @@ | |@@@@@@@@@^ PP’UPP^|
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198 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6221 06:26

( EƒΦE) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.

199 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6221 19:15

( E-E) We already know that, you dunce.

( E-E) Also, 200get!

200 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6221 20:50

i@EΝEjCongratulations >>199!

201 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6222 13:18

( EƒΦE) They should make a statue!!

202 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6222 14:04

( EƒΦE) I agree with this notion!

203 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6222 15:12

( EƒΦE) I like temporary tattoos!

204 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6222 15:14

( E-E) You know, most people watch your show just to see clones die in horrible funny ways.

205 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6222 15:24

@@@@@@@@ Θ,,Θ@@@ Θ,,Θ
@@ΘΘ@@@(LEƒΦE)@@ (EƒΦEM) @@ΘΘ
@(@LEƒΦ)@@iΎ@‚t)@@ ( ‚Β‚Ζ Ɂ@@(ƒΦEM )
@b@‚tj@ΘΘ‚•-QQQ_ Θ,,,Θ @ (Ύ@ΙΘΘ @Grandpa, is this true?
@@‚•-‚• (@@LE)@i@@(ά i@LƒΦ`j_@@(EM@@)
@@@@@i @@Ύ @_@RɁi,,½άO`άR‚Ɓ@@ Ι
@@ @ @ ‚•-‚•'@ @@_ ^^;;;::*:::*:::*:::*:Ru-u' @ΘΘ
@@@@@@@@@@ΘΘ@(@(:::;;:;ΘΘ.::::::::ΘΘ (ƒΦEM )
@@@ @ ΘΘ@@(@@@)@_::;;;::(@@@)@:::::(EM@@)‚Ɓ@@)
@ @ @ (@@LE)@(@@Ύ@ @_ƒΗ @@)@„Ÿ`‚Ɓ@@@) - ‚•'
@@ @ b@‚tj @‚•-‚•' @ @ @ M‚•-‚•'@PP~.‚•-‚•'

206 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6223 22:10

@@@@@@@@ Θ,,Θ@@@ Θ,,Θ
@@ΘΘ@@@(LEƒΦE)@@ (EƒΦEM) @@ΘΘ
@(@LEƒΦ)@@iΎ@‚t)@@ ( ‚Β‚Ζ Ɂ@@(ƒΦEM)
@b@‚tj@ΘΘ‚•-QQQ_ Θ,,,Θ @ (Ύ@ΙΘΘ @
@@‚•-‚• (@@LE)@i@@(ά i@LƒΦ`jyes lol@(EM@@)
@@@@@i @@Ύ @_@RɁi,,½άO`άR‚Ɓ@@ Ι
@@ @ @ ‚•-‚•'@ @@_ ^^;;;::*:::*:::*:::*:Ru-u' @ΘΘ
@@@@@@@@@@ΘΘ@(@(:::;;:;ΘΘ.::::::::ΘΘ (ƒΦEM )
@@@ @ ΘΘ@@(@@@)@_::;;;::(@@@)@:::::(EM@@)‚Ɓ@@)
@ @ @ (@@LE)@(@@Ύ@ @_ƒΗ @@)@„Ÿ`‚Ɓ@@@) - ‚•'
@@ @ b@‚tj @‚•-‚•' @ @ @ M‚•-‚•'@PP~.‚•-‚•'

207 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6223 22:35

( EƒΦE) Grandpa, did you know that paste tastes good?

( LƒΦ`) Since when were you the ones that asked annoying questions?

208 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6224 16:23

( EƒΦE) Hey! Listen! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Hey! Listen!

209 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6227 17:43

( LƒΦ`) You know, you're gonna die in a horribly funny way really quite soon.

210 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6227 17:58


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211 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6227 20:48

----------------#ƒΦE`)#`-----> ooooo` I'm a squid`@

212 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6227 23:59

( LƒΦ`) Now that that's taken care of I wonder where junior is?

213 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6229 19:16

@QQQQQQQQQQQ_
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@|@|r]AƒΙƒm@ JiA_,AƒmT@|@| @@@@@
@|@|@Θ__Θ@Ώ@@ JA_@|@| @@@See, by calling in sick we can just stay inside and watch tv.
@|@|@i,,LƒΦ`)œc™ @ @ i.|@|@ @@@@@@ @ ΘQΘ@@ΘQΘ
@|@|@@Όœc™))ƒΦE) @ /|@|@@@@@@@ @ (@ E-E@) @iEΝE@j Cool!
@|@|Ly. @@@ @@ @ @ ,l~@|@|@@@@@@ žΌ@@@@jQi@@@@jQQ
@|@ PPPPPPPPP@ |@@@@@@ ||\„‘ „‘ _jQ„‘ „‘ _jQ||@@|
@|@@‹‹@ @‡ @ ί ί @ |@@@@ @@||@iQiQ_j@iQiQ_jQ|| @ |
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214 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6230 21:28

( EƒΦE) Tune in at 11pm for a new Clonepa After Dark!

( EƒΦE) Bow chicka wow wow.

215 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6231 00:36

iEΝE) can I come?@

216 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6232 04:12

( EƒΦE) Ask your mom or dad.

( EƒΦE) But don't ask your grandpa.

217 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6232 18:13

( LƒΦ`) Who asked who about what now?

218 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6233 19:42

( ί ƒŽί) PAMPERS!

219 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6234 13:50

( ί ƒŽί) They're like mittens for your butt!

220 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6234 16:53

( EƒΦE) That's very interesting.

221 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6234 17:09

( EƒΦE) You should write a book about it. You could call it "Mitten's Butt Mittens Book!"

222 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6235 02:36

(@E-E) have I ever told you exactly how much I despise you? Because I completely despise you. I despise you as much as physically impossible.

223 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6235 05:52

( LƒΦ`) Don't be mean to Wossname Mitten Girl. It's not her fault she's... special. Her mother was frightened by a yarn factory, you know.

224 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6235 16:13

@@@@@@@ τ@@@@@@Θ,, Θ@@@@@@@@@@@ τ
τ@@@@@@@@@@Θ,, Θ ₯ƒΦ₯) A hoy ya! A hoy ya! A hoy ya hoy ya hoy ya!
@@@@@@@@ Θ,, Θ ₯ƒΦ₯)@@ )
@@@ τΘ,, Θ ₯ƒΦ₯)@@ )‚ΑQ_ƒt@@ τ@@@ Θ,, Θ
@ Θ,, Θ ₯ƒΦ₯)@@ )‚ΑQ_ƒt(_/ œc@@@ .Θ,, Θ@@@ )
@(@₯ƒΦ₯)@@ )‚ΑQ_ƒt(_/œc@@@@Θ,, Θ@@@ )@@@)
@(‚Α@@)‚ΑQ_ƒt(_/œc@@@ .Θ,, Θ@@@ )@@@)@ƒ­Ι
@@( Q_ƒt(/œc@@@Θ,, Θ@@@@)@@@)@ƒ­Ι R)
@@ (/œc@@@@@@(@@@@)@@@)@ƒ­Ι 'R)
@@@@@@@@@@@ (@ @@)@ ƒ­Ι 'R_)
@@@@@@@@@@@(T. ƒ­Ι 'R_)@@@@@ τ
@@@@ τ@@@@ƒ~@ R_)

225 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6239 16:35


@@@@ Θ,,Θ@ Θ,,Θ@@@@@@@@ Θ,,Θ @Θ,,Θ
@@Θ (LEƒΦE) (EƒΦEM) ΘΘ@@Θ (LEƒΦE) (EƒΦEM) ΘΘ
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@@‚•-‚• il @@ @Θ,,Θ @Θ,,Θ@‚•-‚• il @@ ) (Θ,,Θ @ /άR
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@@@@Θ,,Θ‚•-Θ,,Θ@@ ) (@@@Ιu Θ,,Θ-‚•Θ,,Θ@ ) (@@@Ιu@Θ,,Θ @Θ,,Θ
@@Θ (LEƒΦE) (EƒΦEM) ΘΘ@@Θ (LEƒΦE) (EƒΦEM) ΘΘ-u'Θ (LEƒΦE) (EƒΦEM) ΘΘ
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@b@‚t (@@LE) (EM@@)@‚Ζ Ι b@‚t (@@LE) (EM@@)@‚Ζ Ι b@‚t (@@LE) (EM@@)‚Ζ Ι
@@‚•-‚• il @@ @Θ,,Θ @Θ,,Θ@‚•-‚• il @@ ) (Ώ,,Ώ @ /άR -‚• il @@ ) (@@@Ιu-‚•
@@@@@ `‚•-Θ (LEƒΦE) (EƒΦEM) ΘΘ`‚•-Θ (LE x E) (EƒΦEM) ΘΘ`‚•-‚•'@`‚•-u'
@@@@@@@(@LEƒΦ)@‚t) ( ‚Β‚Ζ Ι(ƒΦEM )(@LEƒΦ)@‚t) ( ‚Β‚Ζ Ι(ƒΦEM )
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@@Θ (LEƒΦE) (EƒΦEM) ΘΘ@@Θ (LEƒΦE) (EƒΦEM) ΘΘ-u'
@(@LEƒΦ)@‚t) ( ‚Β‚Ζ Ι(ƒΦEM )(@LEƒΦ)@‚t) ( ‚Β‚Ζ Ι(ƒΦEM )
@b@‚t (@@LE) (EM@@)@‚Ζ Ι b@‚t (@@LE) (EM@@)@‚Ζ Ɂ@
@@‚•-‚• il@ @ ) (@@@Ιu-‚•@@‚•-‚• il @@ ) (@@@Ιu-‚•@
@@@@@ `‚•-‚•'.@`‚•-u'@@@@@@@@ `‚•-‚•'.@`‚•-u'


( LƒΦ`) Junior, were you playing with the cloning machine again?
@@@@@ @@@@@ @@@@@ iEΝE) ...no

226 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6240 18:51

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227 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6240 21:41

( LƒΦ`) Junior, call up Rei and tell her that meat's back on the menu.

228 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6241 05:56

(EΝE) I don't like talking to her. She's creepy.

229 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6241 12:28

( EƒΦE) The old man didn't ask you, bud. He told you.

230 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6241 13:18

( EƒΦE) So we're just going to stand here and watch you until you do.

231 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6241 14:32

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232 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6241 15:15

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( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) (EƒΦE ) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE)
( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( E-E) (EƒΦE ) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE)
( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE)

233 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6241 17:00

( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE)
( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE)
( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE)
( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) (EƒΦE ) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE)
( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( E-E) (EƒΦE ) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE)
( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE)

234 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6241 17:45

( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE)
( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE)
( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE)
( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) (EƒΦE ) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE)
( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( E-E) I can sense a moshpit coming.E) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE)
( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE)

235 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6241 22:13

( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE)
( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE)
( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE)
( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) (EƒΦE ) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE)
( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) (#E-E) (EƒΦE ) You have poo on your face. E) ( EƒΦE)
( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE)

236 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6241 23:01

QlllllllllllllllllQ
„@@OH GOD THAT SMELLS TERRIBLE !!!ƒ
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( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE)
( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE)
( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE)
( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE)
( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( #E-E) (EƒΦE ) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE)
( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE)

237 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6242 13:59

( E-E) ( E-E) ( E-E) ( E-E) ( E-E) ( E-E) ( E-E) ( E-E) ( E-E) ( E-E) ( E-E)
( E-E) ( E-E) ( E-E) ( E-E) ( E-E) ( E-E) ( E-E) ( E-E) ( E-E) ( E-E) ( E-E)
( E-E) ( E-E) ( E-E) ( E-E) ( E-E) ( E-E) ( E-E) ( E-E) ( E-E) ( E-E) ( E-E)
( E-E) ( E-E) ( E-E) ( E-E) ( E-E) ( E-E) ( E-E) ( E-E) ( E-E) ( E-E) ( E-E)
( E-E) ( E-E) ( E-E) ( E-E) ( #EƒΦE) (E-E ) I think it's mine.( E-E) ( E-E)
( E-E) ( E-E) ( E-E) ( E-E) ( E-E) ( E-E) ( E-E) ( E-E) ( E-E) ( E-E) ( E-E)

238 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6242 22:56

( LƒΦ`) junior, you weren't cloning beady-eyes were you?

239 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6243 00:09

(EΝE) Rabbits do that all by themselves, Grandpa.

240 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6243 08:11

@@@@@ΘΘ
@@@@@(E-E )}} !!!
@@@@/@‚Β‚Β
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@@@@‚tL‚t> >RR@

241 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6244 02:36

( EƒΦE) We'll be showing more of that in our late-night special.

( EƒΦE) But now, commercials.

242 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6244 15:17

@@@-]]- A
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj@@
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_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL@ @@@@@ ____
@ @ / _ɁT@ @@ @ (,,,,,,;;;)
@@/__i |˜£!|@ @ @ @ (EƒΦE) 150 yen off!
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243 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6244 18:38

( E-E) psst, you, yeah you! c'mere!
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244 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6247 19:10

( EƒΦE) You seem pretty desperate to get rid of those placebos, buddy bunny Beady babby bubba burble bloomin' bidjit bowwow bip
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( EƒΦE) fzeep
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245 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6247 23:32

( LƒΦ`) Aw, he's no fun. He fell right over.

246 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6248 04:11

( EƒΦE) I can't believe I ate that whoooole thing.

247 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6248 13:09

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i @˜§-]@|! i @It's not nice to fool Mother Nature.
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248 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6248 14:41

( EƒΦE) The whoooole thing.

249 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6248 19:09

( E-E) Watching you eat an entire recently deceased Clonepa was disturbing and fascinating all at the same time.

( E-E) I didn't know you could do that snake jaws trick.

250 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6248 20:26

( EƒΦE) The whooooooooole thing.

251 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6249 12:07

( EƒΦE) Plop plop fizz fizz.

( EƒΦE) I have no butt, so that's how my poop is.

252 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6250 17:00

( EƒΦE) Welcome back to the show!

(applause)

( EƒΦE) We don't have anything planned for the rest of the show, so we're going to let Beady Eyes have the stage.

( EƒΦE) You might want to change channels now.

253 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6250 20:40

( E-E) Wait, wha--

( E-E)

( E-E) I waited so long for this moment, and now that it finally, FINALLY comes....

( E-E) I forgot what I was gonna say.

254 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6250 22:22

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@@@@@@^|Θ_Θ|
@@@@@@||. (₯ƒΦ₯`| That's our show for tonight, kids! G'bye!!!
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@@@ @@@@|@ @@|
@@@@@@ @|@@@ |
@@@@@@@@PP whamp

255 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6251 19:35

-=THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE=-

256 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6253 19:21

( E-E) but

257 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6254 04:09

( EƒΦE) There you go about butts again. What's your fascination with them?

( EƒΦE) I really want to know.

258 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6254 21:27

( EƒΦE) Like why you stuck a carrot up yours?

259 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6262 01:41

(EΝE) and why you keep groping mine

260 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6262 19:39

( E-E) I NEVER groped your carrot!

261 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6271 14:27

(EΝE) My ass, you carrot stuffer.

262 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6282 14:02

( E-E) What carrot?

263 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6282 15:05

( EƒΦE) The one in your butt.

264 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6284 13:13

@@@@( LƒΦ`) Zing!
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265 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6284 13:19

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|@@@@@œ@@@œ@ | Hello, everyone! My name is King BirdOnMyHeadPa!
RA@@@@i__l__j@ƒm
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@|:::::::::::::::::::::::::E::::::::::::::|
@RA::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::ƒm
@@@|@@@@@@@@|
@@@|__˜¦PPP‚΅

266 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6285 13:55

(LEƒΦE)‚Β(E(EKneading tits.

267 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6289 06:32

@@@@@@@@,,,,..,,
@@@@ ,. -''"L@ @ Mή''-€
@ @ ,."@@@@@@@@@ MR.
@@/@@@@@@@@@@@ @ MA
@ ,'@@@@@@@ @ @ @ @ @ i.
@ !@@@@@@EƒΦE@@@@@@l
@ ',@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ ,'
@ ˜€@@@@@@@@@@@@@/
@@R@@@@@@@@@@@ ,.'
@@@ M'-€@@@@@@,.-'L
@@@@@@Mή''°-]'''"L

268 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6289 16:21

@@@@@@@@,,,,..,,
@@@@ ,. -''"L@ @ Mή''-€
@ @ ,."@@@@@@@@@ MR.
@@/@@@@@@@@@@@ @ MA
@ ,'@@@@@@@ @ @ @ @ @ i.
@ !@@@@@@EƒΦE@@@@@@l whoop.
@ ',@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ ,'
@ ˜€@@@@@@@@@@@@@/
@@R@@@@@@@@@@@ ,.'
@@@ M'-€@@@@@@,.-'L
@@@@@@Mή''°-]'''"L

269 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6290 01:48

( E-E) perfect..

270 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6290 05:10

( LƒΦ`) and that's why you should never put your clone in the dryer

271 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6290 18:07

@@@@@@@@,,,,..,,
@@@@ ,. -''"L@ @ Mή''-€
@ @ ,."@@@@@@@@@ MR.
@@/@@@@@@@@@@@ @ MA
@ ,'@@@@@@@ @ @ @ @ @ i.
@ !@@@@@@LƒΦ`@@@@@@l Or me, either, but that's a story for another day.
@ ',@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ ,'
@ ˜€@@@@@@@@@@@@@/
@@R@@@@@@@@@@@ ,.'
@@@ M'-€@@@@@@,.-'L
@@@@@@Mή''°-]'''"L

272 Name: Executive. : 1993-09-6307 20:58

( L_½M) h̳̖ello g͎̩͔͎u͙͖̰ys, ̡̝i'͝d ̟̺̬͙jư͈͓st like͇ t͎̱̣̩̱o ̣͇a̹̼nn̰̻͕͙͈ou͕͉̙nce ṭ̶̫h̸̭at you͎r show͈͚̟͇ ha͉s̟ beeǹ͚͍̥̹ ̤͕c̮̫̳a̗̕nc͙͎͎elled

273 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6314 00:25

( EƒΦE) I can't understand you. You're all staticky and stuff.

( EƒΦE) Also, you have a huge nose.

274 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6334 07:54

( E-E) Now that the recipe is mine, I can use it to my own ends! Muahahaha!

So you just ... little dab there ...
( E- ( EƒΦE)

( E-E) MUAHAHAHAHA!

275 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6334 07:54

( EƒΦE) Thank you, Beady Eyes! My hair was getting a bit on the dry side.

( E-E) What.

276 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6334 07:55

( LƒΦ`) You have never had any idea of the power of good hair, and you never will!

277 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6334 15:34

( EƒΦE) Isn't he nice? He's my best friend!

278 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6374 23:50

( E-E) WHAT

279 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6375 14:07

( E-E) WHAT

280 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6375 18:00

( E-E) I swear, I will get my revenge on you all!

281 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6375 21:28

( E-E) WHAT

282 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6375 22:45

( EƒΦE)

283 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6376 00:25

( EƒΦE) Your mom makes tasty cupcakes.

284 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6376 06:14

( E-E) WHAT

285 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6376 07:35

( EƒΦE) You should try one!

286 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6377 17:22

( E-E) WHAT

287 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6377 18:06

( EƒΦE) AsphinctersaysWHAT!

288 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6377 21:36

( E-E) Where did you learn that?

289 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6378 15:53

( EƒΦE) That movie from last year, dummy.

290 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6378 19:45

( EƒΦE) Home Alone 2
( EƒΦE) Electric Boogaloo

291 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6381 23:35

( E-E) Your taste in movies sucks.

292 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6382 15:36

( EƒΦE) Whatever you say, Mr. Ishtar.

293 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6383 14:23

( E-E) YOU READ MY SCRIPT??

( E-E) Fucker.

294 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6385 14:32

( EƒΦE) The whooooooooooooole thing.

295 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6386 05:36

( EƒΦE) The whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooole thing.

296 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6386 22:10

( E-E) RAS

297 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6387 03:21

( E ƒΦE) The whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooole thing.

298 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6396 14:31

( E-E) So... what was your favorite part?

299 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6396 15:00

( EƒΦE) The end.

300 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6396 15:01

@@@@( LƒΦ`) Zing!
@@@//_PPŠŽ_@@@@@@@@@@@@
@ ^/ ¦._QQQ_@@@@@@ QQQ
@__¦ ¦ ¦ ¦ ¦R @ @ @ .|_QQ_ < OoooooooOOOOOOOoooooo!
@@ _`[„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„ŸR @@ _|@ |‚’\\‚”|
@@@@„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ@@@.|‚Œ_||=F@F||A
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@|‚Œ@|| PPP||
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@._||QQQ_||`

301 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6397 03:12

( E-E) DAMN

302 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6398 11:19

( E-E) 300G--

( >-<) FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...

303 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6399 00:26

( >ƒΦ<) SUGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOI

304 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6449 22:36

|@ |
|@ |Θ_Θ
|@ | ₯ƒΦ₯) Since it's Valentine's day...
|@ |‚♥‚
|@ |\‚•'
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|@ |
|@ |ΘΘ
|@ |₯ƒΦ₯)
|@ |‚♥‚.
|@ |\‚•'
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|@ |
|@ | Θ_Θ
|@ |( ₯ƒΦ₯)
|@ |‚@@ S
|@ |\‚•' @ ♥
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|@ |
|@ |
|@ |@@=zip=
|@ | ƒ~
|@ |@@@@@♥
""""""""""""""""

|@ |
|@ |_Θ
|@ |ƒΦ₯)@I pulled out Beady's heart for you!
|@ ‚Ζƒm
|@ |‚•'@@@ .♥
""""""""""""""""

305 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6451 18:40

( E-E) Valentine's day was two months ago, you d-

( x-x) -urk-

306 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6454 22:00

@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ .ΏΏ@Θ_Θ
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @( E-E)i ₯ƒΦ₯j@Let's go on an adventure today!
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@/@ ,,,,½@@@‚Β„­
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@`(,,@ T i,,, @@ ) ϋϋ
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@,'PU' ƒΑ__/;;||Ɂ@ΙƒΑRάR
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ i--(ƒj“ρQ_iQj i--Z--j
@@@@i!wwl@@@@@@@@T/Rƒm@@@P@ T/Rƒm@@@@;wwvvi
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@@@@@@@@ R|/

307 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6455 22:03

( E-E) Wait what

308 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6458 05:55

( E ƒŽE) how

309 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6458 19:07

( EƒΦE) That was a fun adventure.
( EƒΦE) Oh, what times we had...

( EƒΦE)

( EƒΦE) I like vanilla ice cream a lot.

310 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6513 08:53

( EƒΦE) Fresh in your cup, hen?

311 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6513 23:43

( EƒΦE) Stretch in your pup tent?

312 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6514 18:06

( EƒΦE) Cash in your fish glands?

313 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6514 23:18

( EƒΦE) Splashing your fist, Ken?

314 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6514 23:33

( E-E) What does that even mean?

315 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6514 23:54

( EƒΦE) I'm better than you, analbeady eyes!

316 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6515 14:46

( E‿E)

317 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6515 20:30

( EƒΦE) Hi! My name is Clonepa!

318 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6516 00:49

( L‿`)

319 Name: Ϊ€( l ‿ l ),€T!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6516 21:12

 

320 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6519 07:40

>>317 ( EƒΦE) Hi Clonepa! My name is Clonepa!

321 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6519 22:58

( EƒΦE) Nice to meet you!

( EƒΦE)

( EƒΦE) You look oddly familiar.

322 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6535 16:16

( EƒΦE) I'm sorry. I don't see the resemblance at all.

323 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6535 17:50

( EƒΦE) Ooooooops, I confused you for me! How silly.

324 Name: !PENISzyy/. : 1993-09-6535 18:53

PENIS

325 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6536 17:14

( EƒΦE) Many people have them.

326 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6536 21:04

( EƒΦE) Except for beady eyes

327 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6536 21:24

( E-E) Don't joke about that. You wouldn't have a penis either if you were attacked by gay sharks.

328 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6536 22:46

( EƒΦE) Shark fins are delicious. I just purchased a kilogram for \15000.

329 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6536 23:15

( E-E) How do sharks swim with no fins?

330 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6537 00:01

( EƒΦE) How do you fuck with no penis?

331 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6537 01:57

( E-E) That hurt

332 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6546 04:13

( EƒΦE) You should be more careful, then.

333 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6546 18:42

( EƒΦE) >>76 was pretty prescient, wasn't it?
( EƒΦE) Previous Me was right on the money with that one!
( EƒΦE) Oh yeah.
( EƒΦE) He sure was.

334 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6546 22:31

( EƒΦE) Funny though, I thought the president's name was Tsakhiagiin Elbegdorj.

335 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6546 23:02

@@QQQ
@/@||PP|| @ΏΏ@@
@| @||QQ||@(E-E )@@It isn't?
@|PP_ŽOΌ/PPP/
@|@@@@|@( ./@@@@ /

336 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6560 02:57

( EƒΦE) Turns out it's Hooty McBoob.

337 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6560 19:57

( EƒΦE) I know they sound pretty similar.

338 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6681 15:45

@@@@@@@@@ά
@@@@ @ ^ ΘQΘ_
@@@@@/@@(@EƒΦE)@R@< It's Cattle Mutilation Time, kids!
@@@@@|@@i ‚χ ‚χ @|
@@@@Ό“ρ“ρ“ρ“ρ“ρ“ρ½
@@@^@›@›@›@›@_
@@ iQQQQQQQQQ_j@ -vermmmmmmmmmmmmmm-
@@@@T,__ƒm@T,__ƒm@T,__ƒm

339 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6681 19:38

@@@@@@@@@ά
@@@@ @ ^ ΘQΘ_
@@@@@/@@(EƒΦE@)@R@< I wonder where all the cows are.
@@@@@|@@i ‚χ ‚χ @|
@@@@Ό“ρ“ρ“ρ“ρ“ρ“ρ½
@@@^@›@›@›@›@_
@@ iQQQQQQQQQ_j@ -vermmmmmmmmmmmmmm-
@@@@T,__ƒm@T,__ƒm@T,__ƒm

340 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6681 19:40

@@@@@@@@@ά
@@@@ @ ^ ΘQΘ_
@@@@@/@@(EƒΦE@)@R@< I see a bunch of sheep at that OWS rally.
@@@@@|@@i ‚χ ‚χ @|
@@@@Ό“ρ“ρ“ρ“ρ“ρ“ρ½
@@@^@›@›@›@›@_
@@ iQQQQQQQQQ_j@ -vermmmmmmmmmmmmmm-
@@@@T,__ƒm@T,__ƒm@T,__ƒm

341 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6681 20:38

Mr UFO, please spare our sheep, they are too cuddly to be mutilated. Please consider some fat cats located very near the OWS rally instead.

342 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6681 20:58

( EƒΦE) Okay!

(moments later)

( EƒΦE) Look over there! It's the collapse of International Socialism! Once they ran out of other people's money, it all fell apart.

( EƒΦE) Too bad so sad bye bye

343 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6693 05:09

Viewers tuned out in droves as Clonepa took his award
winning show into a heavily political sketch that off-
PP‚uPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
@QQQQ@@@@@@clik@@@ @ΘQΘ @@@@
/@@/ @@| |@@@@@@@+@žΌiEƒΦE@R@That's enough news for today.
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344 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6693 20:20

@@@@@@@@@ά
@@@@ @ ^ Ώ_Ώ_
@@@@@/@@(E-E@)@R@< I see a strangely appropriate captcha right down there.
@@@@@|@@i ‚χ ‚χ @|
@@@@Ό“ρ“ρ“ρ“ρ“ρ“ρ½
@@@^@›@›@›@›@_
@@ iQQQQQQQQQ_j@ - *woysh* -
@@@@T,__ƒm@T,__ƒm@T,__ƒm

345 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6853 05:49

@@@ΘΘ
@@i@₯ ƒΦ₯jSomeone just bump my thread?
@ Q|@½^(QQ_
^@„€-(QQQ_^
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Hm. Guess not.
@ ƒά^R-A_Q_
^ƒ_/QQQQ^

346 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6853 15:58

( E-E) Where the fuck have you been?

347 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6853 16:49

@@@@@@@@@ά
@@@@ @ ^ Ώ_Ώ_
@@@@@/@@(E-E@)@R@< I bring you socialism, thank me.
@@@@@|@@i ‚χ ‚χ @|
@@@@Ό“ρ“ρ“ρ“ρ“ρ“ρ½
@@@^@›@›@›@›@_
@@ iQQQQQQQQQ_j@ - Ranka -
@@@@T,ƒm@T,ƒm@T,__ƒm

348 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6853 19:42

>>347 Is that UFO powered by Chernobyl nuclear power? I'm so glad you guys worked so hard to improve worker's rights and environmental safety

349 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6856 13:40

Viewers were disappointed and disappointing as the long-awaited return of cult classic comedy character Clonepa came and went. >>348, one of the studio audience, even committed a major faux pas in addressing annoying comic foil Beady Eyes directly. To this, I must ask...

Do you people not understand how this works? Why don't people watch network TV these days? Is it just not relevant anymore? As a local news anchor, I feel *sniff* so... underappreciated and *sob*--
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@QQQQ@@@@@@clik@@@ @ΘQΘ @@@@
/@@/ @@| |@@@@@@@+@žΌiEƒΦE@R@That's enough news for today.
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350 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6857 00:51

Viewers were disappointed and disappointing as the long-awaited return of cult classic comedy character Beady Eyes came and went. >>349, a local news anchor, one of the studio audience, even committed a major faux pas in addressing annoying comic foil Clonepa directly. To this, I must ask...

Do you see what I did there?
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@QQQQ@@@@@@clik@@@ @Ώ_Ώ @@@@
/@@/ @@| |@@@@@@@+@žΌ( ;-;@)@Nobody loves me.
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_QR_Q||@@@@@@@.^QQQQQ^^
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351 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6857 02:02

@@@ΘΘ
@@i@₯ ƒΦ₯jI just had a dream where the TV made no sense and my bestest bunny buddy was crying.
@ Q|@½^(QQ_
^@„€-(QQQ_^
PPP

So, just like real life.
@ ƒά^R-A_Q_
^ƒ_/QQQQ^

352 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 20:15

( EƒΦE) Busting makes me feel good.

353 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 22:07


@@@@@@@@@ά
@@@@ @ ^ ΘQΘ_
@@@@@/@@(EƒΦE@)@R@< Capitalism is the exploitation of the workers.
@@@@@|@@i ‚χ ‚χ @| Americans are the cancer of the planet; raping,
@@@@Ό“ρ“ρ“ρ“ρ“ρ“ρ½ burning, consuming. Death to Imperialism!
@@@^@›@›@›@›@_
@@ iQQQQQQQQQ_j@ -shuwashuwashuwashuwa-
@@@@T,__ƒm@T,__ƒm@T,__ƒm

354 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 00:56

@@QQQ
@/@||PP|| @ΏΏ@@
@| @||QQ||@(E-E )@@What's that sound?
@|PP_ŽOΌ/PPP/
@|@@@@|@( ./@@@@ /

355 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6895 20:18

In local news, Gr-
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@QQQQ@@@@@@clik@@@ @ΘQΘ @@@@
/@@/ @@| |@@@@@@@+@žΌiEƒΦE@R@That's enough news for today.
l “ρ | @@ | |@@@@@@@@@^ PP’UPP^|
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356 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6896 05:31

@@@ΘΘ
@@i@E ƒΦEjYeah, enough of that. I should sleep.
@ Q|@½^(QQ_
^@„€-(QQQ_^
PPP

It will make more healthy anyway.
@ ƒά^R-A_Q_
^ƒ_/QQQQ^

357 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6900 18:26

( E-E) WHAT

358 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6900 19:41

i@E ƒΦEjGuess what, best friend! I got you a present!

359 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6900 22:07

( EƒΦE) Hi, slightly overweight Clonepa! My name is Clonepa!

360 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6910 16:59

i@E ƒΦEj Hi, Clonepa! My name is Slightly Overweight Clonepa!

361 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6910 17:12

( EƒΦE) Wanna make out?

362 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6911 03:20

i@E ƒΦEj No, thanks.

i@E ƒΦEj

i@E ƒΦEj I forgot why I came in here.

363 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6911 04:53

( EƒΦE) Is it because you don't have a butt?

( EƒΦE) I have no butt.

364 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6911 16:22

( EƒΦE) Hey! Did someone eat my butt?
i@O ƒΦOjcloanpa pls

365 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6911 17:42

i@E ƒΦEj Grandpa might have. He eats our parts all the time.

366 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6912 16:52

( LƒΦ`) Who ate who in the what now?

367 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6912 17:55

( E-E) You ate my pills in the right now.

368 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6912 19:20

( LƒΦ`) Nobody eats my ass transplants and gets away with it! Nobody, I say!

369 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6914 16:05

( EƒΦE)
( EƒΦƒΦE)
( EƒΦEƒΦE)
( EƒΦEEƒΦE)
( EƒΦE=EƒΦE) shwiii-
( EƒΦE)( EƒΦE) pop
( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa: Mitosis Edition!

370 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6918 02:11

( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) Just call me Four Eyes!

371 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6918 10:37

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( EƒΦƒΦE) ( EƒΦƒΦE)
( EƒΦEƒΦE) ( EƒΦEƒΦE)
( EƒΦEEƒΦE) ( EƒΦEEƒΦE)
( EƒΦE=EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE=EƒΦE) shwiii-
( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) pop
( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) Hello everyone!

372 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6918 11:32

[ EƒΦE][ ίƒΦ ί]( EƒΦE)( ίƒΦ ί)
[ ][E ί](ƒΦE ߁EƒΦ (EƒΦ) ίƒΦ ί)
[ EƒΦE)( EƒΦE]( ίƒΦ ί][ ίƒΦ ί)(EƒΦ ί)[ ߃ցE)(EƒΦ ί) [ ƒΦ ߁E)

373 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6918 18:57

( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) Oh no, it's a horde of mutants!
( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) We'd better outbreed them.
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( EƒΦE=EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE=EƒΦE)( EƒΦE=EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE=EƒΦE) shwiii-
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374 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6919 01:40

@@@ _
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.@@@@@@ _@@@@ @QQQQQQQ
@ @@@@ @ @_ @ r'LPPP@@ PPPM€::.@@@QQQ
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@@@|l@ _::@ @ @ | | @ @@@@@@@@@@b€:..@@|@[],@_ .|: [ƒj]:::::
@@@|l'-,€ƒC_:@@@| |@@@Θ,,Θ@.@@@@b::..@ @́PP,/:::(_Q)::
@@@|l@@LR,ƒm: @@| |@@@( EƒΦE)@@@@ ,l€:::@@@ PP::::::::::::::::
@@@|l@@@ | :|@ @ | |,r'",LPPPPPMR€l:::::
@@@|l.,__| :|@ @ | ,'@@@@@@@ :::::... @..::ll:::: @@I feel oddly populous this morning.
@@@|l@@@ | :|@ @ | |@ @@@@ @ :::::::... . .:::|l::::@@@
@@@|lQQ,,| :|@ @ | |@@ @@@ @ ::::....@ ..:::|l:::: @@
@@@|lPM~~| :|@ @ | |@@@@@@@@@@@ @|l::::@@@

375 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6919 05:16


@ΚήΚށ@@@@@@@@ΚήΚήΚށ@@ΚήΚήΚήΚή
@@@@ΚήΚήΚή ΘQ,Θ @ΚήΚή ΘQΘ ΚήΚήΚή
@@ΘQΘΚή( EƒΦEΘQΘ @ (EƒΦE ) ΘQΘ
@ i EƒΦEj‚߂Β);;)ƒΦ(;;(ΌίΌiEƒΦE j
@(‚Α@ί‚‚@@(‚Α@ Ό)@@ΌΌί@Ό)
@/@@@)@ΚށȁQΘb@x bΘQΘ Κή (@@@_
@( /PΎΚή (@@ E ) ΎPΎ(E @ @)ΚήΚή ΎP_ )
@@ΚήΚήΚήΚή/@@@ ) @ΚήΚήΚށ@(@@@_@ΚήΚήΚήΚή
@ΚήΚήΚށ@@`‚•-‚•'.@ΚήΚήΚށ@ΚήΚށ@`‚•-u'

376 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6919 12:12

. . . ( EƒΦE)

377 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6919 16:37

( E-E) So anyway, I just got back from derailing the QUALITY VIDEOS thread, and I--

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378 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6919 19:42

Next up, that episode of Everybody Loves Clonepa where he
loses his lu-
PP‚uPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
@QQQQ@@@@@@clik@@@ @ΘQΘ @@@@
/@@/ @@| |@@@@@@@+@žΌiEƒΦE@R@I don't like that one.
l “ρ | @@ | |@@@@@@@@@^ PP’UPP^|
_QR_Q||@@@@@@@.^QQQQQ^^
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379 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6919 23:09

...loses his Lusitania and goes to war against the Germans.
Hilarity ensues!
PP‚uPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
@QQQQ@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ΘΘ
/@@/ @@| |@@^@@@@@@@@@@(EƒΦE ) Oh boy, I love this one!
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_QR_Q| |@@_@@@@ .^QQQQQ^^
@ |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|@@@@@@@ |l„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ]l|'

380 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6920 06:19

Eat me, Hitler!
( EƒΦE) “ʁ@@@(EmE ) Fucken zie offenbach!

381 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6920 18:13

You're on the Knuckle Train to Fist City, Adolf!
-BIFF-
Auf, meine knutzen!!
PP‚uPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
@QQQQ@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ΘΘ
/@@/ @@| |@@^@@@@@@@@@@(LƒΦ` ) Yeah! Take that, you.
l “ρ | @@ | |@@@@@@@@@^ PP’UPP^| shitzel-puffer!
_QR_Q||@@_@@@@.^QQQQQ^^
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382 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6920 22:30

( E-E) "Shitzel?"

( E-E)

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383 Name: ( EƒΦE)!p8eYCadcMo : 1993-09-6920 22:49

Today a deadly tanasinn outbreak was contained in DQN.
Experts say that none of the tanasinn eˆζpeˆ ˆtanasinn aˆloˆˆζ kˆζfˆζl oˆζwiˆζ
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@QQQQ@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ΘΘ
/@@/ @@| |@@^@@@@@@@@@@(ˆƒΦζ ) tanasinn
l “ρ | @@ | |@@@@@@@@@^ ˆP’UPP^|
_QR_Q||@@_@@@@.^QQQQQ^^
@ |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|@@@@@@@ |lˆ„Ÿ„Ÿζ„Ÿ]l|'

384 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6921 01:17

>>378,379
I love how you changed the cut-out word from 'lo' to 'lu' so that it will be phonetically correct :) very detailed.

385 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6921 01:42

( E-E) SHITZEL???

386 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6921 04:01

(ˆƒΦζ ) Gˆt ovζr iζ ζlrˆζdζ.

387 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6921 05:24

<˜€MΝL> Shitzel is a popular German sausage where the sheep intestine is packed with exotically spiced goat turds.

<˜€M„tL> Don't ask me how I know this.

388 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6921 18:41

@ ^ )
Ί.==|_@ @ @ @ΘΘ
( LƒΦ`)@ @ @ (EƒΦE )
We've won, captain-admiral-sergeant Clonepa, but at what cost?

@ ^ )
Ί.==|_@ @ @ @ΘΘ
( LƒΦ`)@ @ @ (EƒΦE )
Our entire platoon of Mitosis Edition Clonepas was lost in that tanasinn attack.

@ ^ )
Ί.==|_@ @ @ @ΘΘ
( LƒΦ`)@ @ @ (EƒΦE )
I need a strong drink. I'll leave you alone with your thoughts.


|@@ @ @ @@ @ΘΘ
|œc@ @ @ @@ (EƒΦE ) ...


@@@@@@@@@Θ___Θ
@@@@@@@@ (EƒΦƒΦE )


@@@@@@@@@Θ__Θ__Θ
@@@@@@@@ (EƒΦEEƒΦE )


@@@@@@@@@Θ_ΘΘ_Θ
@@@@@@@@ (EƒΦE=EƒΦE ) shwiii-


@@@@@@@@@ΘΘ @ΘΘ
@@@@@@@@ (EƒΦE )(EƒΦE ) pop


TO BE CONTINUED

389 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6922 00:52

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj@@
i @˜§-]@|! i @Shitzel cloneburgers 150 yen off today only!
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL@ @@@@@ ____
@ @ / _ɁT@ @@ @ (,,,,,,;;;)
@@/__i |˜£!|@ @ @ @ (EƒΦE) Eat me, Hitler-san!
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡@

390 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6922 02:07

Eat me, Hitler-san!
PP‚uPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
@QQQQ@@@@@@clik@@@ @ΘQΘ @@@@
/@@/ @@| |@@@@@@@+@žΌiEƒΦE@R@That sounds delicious, I'll go get one now!
l “ρ | @@ | |@@@@@@@@@^ PP’UPP^|
_QR_Q||@@@@@@@.^QQQQQ^^
@ |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|@@@@@@@|l„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ]l|'

SHORTLY...

@@@@@@@@ @ __|_...| @@
@@@@@@ @ @ @ |@ | |
@@@@@@ @ @ @ |Q| |
@@ Q ƒn _ƒnQ___ƒm@ |
@ /|@|i@xƒΦxj | ƒm @ |
@||, ``'άάR`-.€. |
@||_@@@'@ ,ά M@@ށR
@||_._||P|P|P|P|P||
@@@ _||PPPPPP||
@@@ @ ||PPPPPP||

391 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6922 13:54

( E-E) About damn time you died.

392 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6922 19:22

( xƒΦx) Yeah, life was getting kind of boring.

393 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6926 16:17

( EƒΦE) Haha, had you going there, didn't I!

( EƒΦE) You really thought I was dead!

394 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6926 19:35

( EƒΦE) But can that which is dead every truly die?

395 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6926 19:40

i L_½Mj CUT!!

i L_½Mj You fucked up the line again, Clonepa.

i L_½Mj

i L_½Mj Okay, take it from Beady's line, and don't screw it up again.

396 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6926 20:47

( xƒΦx) You don't IV someone who's dead, bubby!

397 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6927 00:37

( E-E) Just watch me.

398 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6928 21:06

In other news, nobody watched him.

Nobody.

We repeat, nobo-
PP‚uPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
@QQQQ@@@@@@clik@@@ @ΘQΘ @@@@
/@@/ @@| |@@@@@@@+@žΌiEƒΦE@R@I don't like that one.
l “ρ | @@ | |@@@@@@@@@^ PP’UPP^|
_QR_Q||@@@@@@@.^QQQQQ^^
@ |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|@@@@@@@|l„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ]l|'

399 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6928 21:41

( EƒΦE) Hey look, there's a 400 GET coming up! You love those, right?

400 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6929 00:56

( E-E) 400 GET is lame, only Mittens can get excited over a 400 GET.

401 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6929 01:30

( ˃ ƒŽ˂) 400GET!
( ί ƒŽί) ...
( ί ƒŽί) what?

402 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6929 16:27

( EƒΦE) Hello Mittens! My name is Clonepa.
( EƒΦE) Congratulations on your 401 GET!

403 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6929 23:40

( EƒΦE) I bought a color TV to watch to moon landing!
( EƒΦE) What do I buy to watch that rover landing?

404 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6930 01:21

( ί ƒŽί) Colourful mittens!

405 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6932 07:45

Meanwhile, back in the clone vats...

@@@@ͺ ͺ
^|_i EƒΦEj Muee hee hee hee
άά i@@ @j
@©-„§ b@|
@@@i_QjQj

406 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6933 01:14

( LƒΦ`) ...almost there...

407 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6933 14:12

^|_i EƒΦEj I like cake!

408 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6933 14:53

( LƒΦ`) Dammit!

( LƒΦ`) Back to the drawing board.

409 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6935 00:37

@@@@@@@ @ Θ_Θ
@@@ @@@ Όi₯ƒΦ₯ j‚Β-A@
@@@@@ ^^/@@ /_/:::::/ @Got some time to relax before tonight's show...
@@@@@ |:::|/ΌRƒm|:::| ^v@@
@@@ ^PP’UPPP^|
@@^QQQQQQ^ | |
@@| |-----------|

410 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6936 13:20

@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ΘΘ
@@@@@@@@@@@@@ ( ₯ƒΦ₯j Yee haw! Ready for tonight's show, kids?
@ @ @ @ @@@@@@^ @ € RR@ƒ~Π(R,,,Ν
@ @ @ @@@Q_Q_i@___ R“ρ‚ΒΠΠΌή ,,@₯SRA
œcœcœcƒ~Π"L @||@˜¦˜¦ |P" @@ M`ƒ-T-X_߁r
@ @ @ /,@@,j RiQj-"@@RƒBL,^
@ @ @i@@,R @ @ | | @ @€R )Ι l
@ @ @ R@@ɁMή`i'']']'„Ÿ‚”" R<Ιƒ\
@ @ @ @)@/RA l@ @@@`[-€_MRA@@@@Watch it, you ass!
ށD;@ @@q, ', @ R.RA@@@@@} ,l`R,M€ @l
@@; .@@/ / @ @ M‚”ƁT @ @/ /@@,‚”ƁT< @>__@Ώ
@@@₯;@‚kΏ@@`,ή ;'@@@@;,q_Μ @'@; '@@ ‚u E-Ej/@

411 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6936 13:23

@@@@@@@@@@@@Q
@@@@@@@@@ @@// _
@@@@@@@@@@@// / /ƒ~@Tonight, I'll be showing off my
@@@ @@QQQb‚u /_@amazing new car!
@@ @@^(₯ƒΦ₯)Ιl/_/_R
@`^P„\\^ά_//|
@/Ζ́^@@ /ΖΜ /άL_/ |
@爁\[“ρ]\爁Ϊ| b P
@PPPPPP@ P

412 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6936 13:26

@@@/άR
@@@Κ,|,..,,ʁ@@Tonight's musical guest will be the
@@/;;;₯|ƒΦE;R butt metal band, Fudge!
.@ (;(‚Β|^^^ );)
@@`'°---]

413 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6936 14:09

( E-E) ...And we've just blown our budget for the entire season.
( E-E) Good job.

414 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6936 14:45

@@@@@ _,,..,,,,_@@_,,..,,,,_@@ _,,..,,,,_@@_,,..,,,,_
@@@@ / EƒΦER/ EƒΦER./ EƒΦER/ EƒΦER Show us the car!
@@@_,,.l,,,,_@@._,,l.,,,,_@@._,,l.,,,,_@@._,,l.,,,,_@@_,,l.,,,,_
@@./ EƒΦER/ EƒΦER./ EƒΦER/ ,' 3@R/ EƒΦER
@@l@ @ ._,,..,l,,_@@ _,,..l,,,_@@_,,..,l,,_@@ _,,..l,,_ @ @ .l
@@`'°-/ EƒΦER./ EƒΦER/ EƒΦER./ EƒΦER--]'
@ @ @ l@@ @@ ll@@ @@ l@@ @@ ll@@ @@ l
@@@@ `'°---]L`'°---] `'°---]L`'°---]L

415 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6936 15:27

And heeere it is! =vroom VROOOM=
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@@@@@@@
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@Sweet!
@QQQQ@@@@@@@@@@@@ΘΘ@ ΘΘ @
/@@/ @@| |@@^@@@@@@@@(EΝE)(LƒΦ` ) A fine vehicle!
l “ρ | @@ | |@@@@@@@@@^ PP’UPP^|
_QR_Q||@@_@@@@.^QQQQQ^^
@|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|@@@@@@@ |l„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ]l|'

416 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6937 01:51

=VroooOOOOOOO kchuh kchuh kchuuhhhhh=

Whoops, already out of gas!
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@@@@@@@
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@Ha ha ha!
@QQQQ@@@@@@@@@@@@ΘΘ@ ΘΘ @
/@@/ @@| |@@^@@@@@@@@(EΝE)(LƒΦ` ) Saw that one comin'.
l “ρ | @@ | |@@@@@@@@@^ PP’UPP^|
_QR_Q||@@_@@@@.^QQQQQ^^
@|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|@@@@@@@ |l„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ]l|'

417 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6937 13:35

@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
@QQQQ@@@@@@@@@@@@ΘΘ@ ΘΘ @
/@@/ @@| |@@^@@@@@@@@(EΝE)(LƒΦ` ) Hold on a sec it's not even plugged in.
l “ρ | @@ | |@@@@@@@@@^ PP’UPP^|
_QR_Q||@@_@@@@.^QQQQQ^^
@|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|@@@@@@@ |l„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ]l|'

418 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6937 16:20

@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@What? The car?
@QQQQ@@@@@@@@@@@@ΘΘ@ ΘΘ @
/@@/ @@| |@@^@@@@@@@@(EΝE)(LƒΦ` ) Sure, the car.
l “ρ | @@ | |@@@@@@@@@^ PP’UPP^|
_QR_Q||@@_@@@@.^QQQQQ^^
@|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|@@@@@@@ |l„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ]l|'

419 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6938 14:01

( EƒΦE) Well, I'm afraid that's all we have time for this week. But be sure to tune in next week for the episode where Beady Eyes becomes a mahou shoujo!

@@ @ ^/
@ Q/ “ρ|Q
™@ (E-E) WHAT
@_Ρƒj.ʁ`

420 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6938 19:08

lol I love you fuckers.

421 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6938 21:15

( EƒΦE) We love you too!

( EƒΦE) Hi! My name is Clonepa!

422 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6938 22:33

@@ @ ^/
@ Q/ “ρ|Q
™@ (E-E)@@@Oh god, it's another one of those disembodied voices.
@_Ρƒj.ʁ`@@Damn things creep the shit out of me.

423 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6939 00:47

( LƒΦ`) Well aren't you adorable in that cute little costume?

424 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6939 01:10


@@ @ ^/ 
@ Q/ “ρ|Q 
™@ (E-E)@@@All right bitch, you asked for it:
@_Ρƒj.ʁ`


@@@Love Sign@@@@@@@^|^,,:::='''-'"`"P^PP,,.. Pi'''''''''€@PP PPP PPPPP P@@PPPP@PPP PP 
@uMaster Sparkv!@@@^ƒ~,,:::''@@@@@@@@@@
@@@@@@@@@@@@::^,,:::@@@@@@
@@@@@^/  @@.::^@@@@@@@@@@
@@ Q/ “ρ|Q@@::|@@@@@@@@@@@
@@@i@E-Ej @@::|@@@@@@@@@@@@
@@@Ρƒj.Κ ½\™@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@::;;;;ƒΦ`) Pffhahaha
@@@ƒm@ >@@@@::|@@@@@@@@@@@@
@@@@@ @@@@@::|@@@@@@@@@@@@@
@@@@@@@@@@ ::_@@@@@@@@@@
@@@@@@@@@@@@::_ή'€€@@@@@@@
@@@@@@@@@@@@@S_Rή'€€@@@
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@.:_ |_ή'"''-;= €€_,. Q@Q@_‚ց@QQQQ Q@Q@_@QQQQ Q@_@@@Q@_@QQQQ@Q@_@ 

425 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6939 04:30

( EƒΦE) Oh no! Poor Gran-
-voot-
( LƒΦ`) Heh heh heh...

426 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6939 06:34


@@ @ ^/
@ Q/ “ρ|Q
™@ ( LƒΦ`)@@@I want to be the little girl.
@_Ρƒj.ʁ`

427 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6939 13:31

@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@/}_@@@@@@@@@@@^/}
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@i@',@_QQQQQ ^^. |
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@|@ T@@@@@@@@@@/MRA
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@/@^@@@@@@@@@@M: .A ',
@@@@@@@@@ʁ@@@@@/@/ r\]\QQr\\\AR@R@Is that so?
@@@@@@@@@{ƒn @ @ /@ {@|/////iPPš§////έ @|@@}
@@@@@@@@@|@ R A/ .@ |@@PP@@@@@PP@@i .@ LQQQ
@@@@ @@@@@', @@ /@@@',@@@@@€_,€_,@ @@@@ / {@@} @@@@MRA
@@@ @@@@@@@V ./@@ @ l@@ @Q@ QQ@@^@{@@ i@@@@@@@_
@@@@@@@@@@@.V@@@@ }@ @ @///{::::::}@//ƒn@@ {@@@}@@@@@@@@_

428 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6940 03:34

( EƒΦE) So much activity!

( EƒΦE) I'd better go make brownies!

429 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6940 17:46


@@ @ ^/ 
@ Q/ “ρ|Q@@Sorry kitty, you're too late.  
™@( LƒΦ`)@@@I already sold my soul to Satan in exchange for immortality. 
@_Ρƒj.ʁ`@@@


@@ @ ^/ 
@ Q/ “ρ|Q@@
™@( LƒΦ`)@@@Now if you'll excuse me, I have a tea party to prepare for...
@_Ρƒj.ʁ`@


LATER THAT EVENING


@@@@@  @ ^/ 
@@@@@Q/ “ρ|Q 
@ @@@@i LƒΦ`j@@ ‚ ‚Ÿ‚ρ`@ŠΰψI
@@|_PPPPPP@’U~ ._ 
@./..__@@ @@@@@@ @@@ ._ΘΘ 
^¦@ _|========^/. ======|EƒΦEj  ƒAƒ^ƒC‚Μƒuƒ‰ƒEƒj[‚Ν‚Η‚€H
_ @¦ /¦@¦Q/ “ρ|Q¦@¦‚Ζ j 
@ _@ƒm¦@¦ /i@E-EjR.¦@¦ _ 
@@@ PPPP  'Z’UZ@PPPP
@@@@@@@@@@Ž€‚Ι‚½‚’B

430 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6940 20:01

(EΝE) Why you all talking in that crazy moon language?

431 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6940 22:36


@@@@@ @@^/
@@@@@Q/ “ρ|Q
@ @@@@i LƒΦ`j@@ –‚–@­—‚Ύ‚©‚ηAƒWƒ…ƒjƒA‚Ώ‚α‚ρI
@@|_PPPPPP@’U~ ._
@./..__@@ @@@@@@ @@@ ._ΘΘ
^¦@ _|========^/. ======|EƒΦEj ‚Θ‚Ί‚»‚Μ‹C‚ͺ•Ο‚ΘŒŽŒκ‚Ε˜b‚·‚́H
_ @¦ /¦@¦Q/ “ρ|Q¦@¦‚Ζ j
@ _@ƒm¦@¦ /i E-E jR¦@¦ _
@@@ PPPP 'Z’UZ@PPPP
@@@@@@@@@@‚Ξ‚©‚Ά‚α‚ρH

(EΝE) ...

(EΝE) Fuck it.

@@@@@@@@B*'``E* B 
@@@@@B+߁@@@^/@ `*B 
@@@@™@@Q/ “ρ|Q @ * @@ 
@@@@@_@@(EΝE)@*‘+߁@ ‚ ‚½‚΅‚ΰ–‚–@­—‚Ι‚Θ‚Α‚½I
@@@@@`*‘ΌRA@ ‚Β *ί* 
@@@@@@@`E+‘*E' ߁½ +ί 
@@@@@@@™@@ Ύ~ ‘*ί 
@ @@@@@@`E+‘*E ί

432 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6941 13:36

@ Θ,,Θ
@(GMEƒΦE)@@ Gotta fry up some brownies!
@/@@ ‚„ͺRƒjƒjƒt))
@‚΅[-‚i

433 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6941 13:40

. @ @ @ _,,)@@@
@@/ άάR@@@@@@
..@ //U_™@@@@Did someone say Tea Party?
@@lΙ||,ί ƒŽίΙ|@@@
.@ΙΙ/B,__y,lR’U@@@
@@ l_˜¦___],/@@@
@@@/_|‘__| @

434 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6941 16:49


@@ @ ^/
@ Q/ “ρ|Q@@Mittens, you're the most beautiful mahou shoujo I've ever seen.
™@( LƒΦ`)@@@Now, let us make sweet, magical girl yaoi.
@_Ρƒj.ʁ`@@@

. @ @ @ _,,)@@@
@@/ άάR@@@@@@
..@ //U_™@
@@lΙ||,ί ƒŽίΙ|@@G-girl... yaoi?
.@ΙΙ/B,__y,lR’U@@@
@@ l_˜¦___],/@@@
@@@/_|‘__| @

435 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6941 19:55

@lΙ||,ί -ίΙ| I'm just here for the tea, you old perv.

436 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6942 03:30

@@@@@@@@@@@@‘₯ί₯άj@@@ @
@@@@OΘ,,,ΘO„ͺRƒjƒjƒt))@@@@
@@@Vi EƒΦEj@Π €@@‘₯ί₯άj @<And brownies! Don't forget the brownies!
@@@OR @ @@ƒm@O„ͺRƒjƒjƒt)). @
@@@@SO @@ oœc'ƒjƒjƒt)@@@@@
@@@ @ (_/PR__j

437 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6942 23:24

@@@Θ Θ@ ✮
@@i@MƒnLj  || Hello, I am the antagonist.
@@/@~r@q/‚@@
@ƒm@ ƒm@  |     ||@@
L`i @@  /     ||
@@@)@^
@@/^
@@‚ξ

438 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6943 01:48

( EƒΦE) Hello antagonist! My name is Cl-

i@MƒnLj Yes, yes, we know.

439 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6944 13:26

(EΝE) He's using obsolete kana! Get him!

440 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6944 17:10

( LƒΦ`)@Why don't you take care of that.

( LƒΦ`)@My phlebitis is acting up again.

441 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6944 17:44

@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ , B
@@@@@@@@@@@B+*ί'``@ ``E*+B
@@@Θ Θ@ B+ί*'`@@@@@@@@@@`E*B@@@@@@^/
@@i@Mƒn™`|| @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@`™@ Q/ “ρ|Q
@@/@~r@q/‚@I was wondering if you@@@_@(EΝE)@@ˆΩ‹³“kI
@ƒm@ ƒm@  |     ||@would be so kind as t--@ @@ ΌRA@ ‚Β
L`i @@  /     ||@Argh! My face!@@@@@@@@@@@@@@½
@@@)@^@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@Ύ
@@/^
@@‚ξ

442 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6945 03:25

i@Mƒn#j Curse you, whelp!

443 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6945 13:26

@@ @ ^/
@ Q/ “ρ|Q
™@ (E-E)@@BY THE POWER OF THIS 444 GET I WILL REND YOU LIMB FROM LIMB! @
@_Ρƒj.ʁ`


@@ @ ^/
@ Q/ “ρ|Q
™@ (E-E)@@...Why isn't this working?
@_Ρƒj.ʁ`

444 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6945 17:51

( EƒΦE) You need to be 444 GET to 444 GET.
( EƒΦE) Try it again!

445 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6945 21:54

@@@Θ Θ@ ✮
@@i@Mƒn#j  || @Actually, you can invoke the 444 GET from any post number.
@@/@~r@q/‚@The reason it didn't work is because I only have one limb.
@ƒm@ ƒm@  |     ||@@
L`i @@  /     ||
@@@)@^
@@/^
@@‚ξ

446 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6946 05:31

( LƒΦ`) Yep, he's holding his rod with his\\

447 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6946 05:36

Popular children's entertainment show Everybody Loves Clonepa took a turn for the obscene today when hallowed elder character Grandpa described his nemesis' "one limb" as\\
PP‚uPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
@QQQQ@@@@@@clik@@@ @ΘQΘ @@@@
/@@/ @@| |@@@@@@@+@žΌiEƒΦE@R@That's enough news for today.
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_QR_Q||@@@@@@@.^QQQQQ^^
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448 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6946 10:30

@@@ @ ^/
@@ Q/ “ρ|Q
@@i <ƒmƒ‹ΪΙΩ'@@@@@
@@i@!iGE-E)!|. @ But will there be more adventures of Magical Girl Beady Eyes?
@@| /,Ψ_'Y_r‚Β
@@'i'<,i__i,vΨ.@
@@@ .!,έ²Ι

449 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6946 14:49

( EƒΦE) No, it was a one-off gimmick episode.

( EƒΦE) Next week, you'll be back to being that annoying kid nobody likes.

( EƒΦE)

( EƒΦE) You're my best friend.

450 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6946 16:43

Next up, Royal Crown Cola presents Beady Eyes in
A Musical Tribute to Wearing Little Girl Outfits.

We won't take it personally if you change the channel now.
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@QQQQ@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ΘΘ
/@@/ @@| |@@^@@@@@@@@@@(EƒΦE ) That sounds dumb.
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_QR_Q||@@_@@@@.^QQQQQ^^
@ |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|@@@@@@@ |l„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ]l|'

451 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6946 18:07

It returned to the house, it did not overwork on my chest, and power was pulled out though it overworked whether be able to say it was tranquil in the hospital and straddled.
It was Tsutsumi who the more it followed in the rest room, drank more stickily and did not get [ama].
I think that the respect was good because I did not lie excluding on my chest.

However, life where the rabbit doesn't exist is insipid.
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@QQQQ@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ΘΘ
/@@/ @@| |@@^@@@@@@@@@@(EƒΦE ) Foreign people are weird.
l “ρ | @@ | |@@@@@@@@@^ PP’UPP^|
_QR_Q||@@_@@@@.^QQQQQ^^
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452 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6946 18:11

Level that is not kind of ..becoming it so much very by which convenience store clerk is perfectly digested

The type that even the oil change cannot be done because you are scared without understanding it?..(.. ..laughter..)
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@QQQQ@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ΘΘ
/@@/ @@| |@@^@@@@@@@@@@(EƒΦE ) Hahaha. I think.
l “ρ | @@ | |@@@@@@@@@^ PP’UPP^|
_QR_Q||@@_@@@@.^QQQQQ^^
@ |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|@@@@@@@ |l„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ]l|'

453 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6946 18:52

Next up: Dance Fever! Get up and Move It Move It

RANTA TAN RANTA TAN RANTA RANTA TANTA TAN
PP‚uPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
@QQQQ@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ΘΘ
/@@/ @@| |@@^@@@@@@@@@@(EƒΦE ) .
l “ρ | @@ | |@@@@@@@@@^ PP’UPP^|
_QR_Q||@@_@@@@.^QQQQQ^^
@ |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|@@@@@@@ |l„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ]l|'

454 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6947 20:28

Roughly, he grabbed her heaving shoulders, and in a quick movement
he ripped off her thin -
PP‚uPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
@QQQQ@@@@@@clik@@@ @ΘQΘ @@@@
/@@/ @@| |@@@@@@@+@žΌiEƒΦE@R@Time for bed.
l “ρ | @@ | |@@@@@@@@@^ PP’UPP^|
_QR_Q||@@@@@@@.^QQQQQ^^
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455 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6947 22:59

(EΝE) Turn that back on! I wasn't finished!

456 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6948 01:38

( EƒΦE) Finished doing what?

457 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6948 04:54

  • ripped off her thin-film process. The inventor, who suffers from a neurological condition that leaves her unable to walk, is now suing him for assault and patent infringement.

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@QQQQ@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ΘΘ
/@@/ @@| |@@^@@@@@@@@@@(LƒΦ` ) How scandalous.
l “ρ | @@ | |@@@@@@@@@^ PP’UPP^|
_QR_Q||@@_@@@@.^QQQQQ^^
@ |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|@@@@@@@ |l„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ]l|'

458 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6948 20:30

offer thin mints and other fine overpriced candies. Come by
today for a free sample!
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@QQQQ@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ΘΘ
/@@/ @@| |@@^@@@@@@@@@@(MƒnL ) Mmmmm.
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_QR_Q||@@_@@@@.^QQQQQ^^
@ |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|@@@@@@@ |l„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ]l|'

459 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6956 14:49

@ @ Θ_Θ
@@/ ,.EƒΦER@@@^PPPPPPPPPP
@ (ƒmΨ_ί_-ίΙ؁T ƒ@@Clonepa, I am your biggest fucking fan.
@@ ɁPέS‚Β @|@@@Sign my everything!
@Όƒc=====T @ _
( EƒΦ)i_Ι_Ɂ@(EƒΦE) PPPPPPPPP

460 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6956 17:37

( EƒΦE) Okay!

( EƒΦE) ...

( EƒΦE) I don't know how to write my name.

461 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6957 08:07

buttsY( E-E) Like this, see?

462 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6962 19:38

( E-E) Why don't I get any adoring underage female fans wanting me to sign their official Beady Eyes merchandise, anyway?

463 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6962 20:58

( EƒΦE) Marketing says you do very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very poorly in that demographic.

464 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6965 15:45

( E-E) No! The chickies love me!!!

465 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6965 17:05

( EƒΦE) <Hello my name is ( EƒΦE)
( EƒΦE) <I have a brother and he is fat. His name is ( EƒΦE)

466 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6965 21:13

( EƒΦE) Hello ( EƒΦE)! My name is Clonepa! I'm pleased to meet you and your tub of lard brother.

467 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6966 12:50

( EƒΦE) Stop by the gift shop on your way out!

468 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6966 15:09

( E-E) He means get out.

469 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6966 17:56

( EƒΦE) you got to move it move it

470 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6967 01:09

Meanwhile, back in the Cloning Lab...

@ @ ΘQΘ
@@@i EƒΦEj ƒ@Hello! My name is Clonepa!
@@Ό@ @@ ‚Β
@@Ό‚t@@‚t‚Α
@@Ό@ @@ ½
@@Ό@@x@½
@@@ | @ @ |
@@@ ‚t'ά'‚t

471 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6968 22:15

@ @ ΘQΘ
@@@i EƒΦEj@@And, for the first time ever, I have an anus!
@@Ό@ @@ ‚Β
@@Ό‚t@@‚t‚Α
@@Ό@ @@ ½
@@Ό@@x@½
@@@ | @ @ |
@@@ ‚t'ά'‚t

472 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6968 23:56

@ @ ΘQΘ
@@@i EƒΦEj@@I know just where to go to try it out!
@@Ό@ @@ ‚Β
@@Ό‚t@@‚t‚Α
@@Ό@ @@ ½
@@Ό@@x@½
@@@ | @ @ |
@@@ ‚t'ά'‚t

473 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6969 00:36

( EƒΦE) Why is one of your arms withered?

474 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6969 03:03

@ @ ΘQΘ
@@@i EƒΦEj@@There's a very good reason for that.
@@Ό@ @@ ‚@On the upside though, I have an anus!
@@Ό‚t@@‚t‚Α
@@Ό@ @@ ½
@@Ό@@x@½
@@@ | @ @ |
@@@ ‚t'ά'‚t

475 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6969 03:03

@ @ ΘQΘ
@@@i EƒΦEj@@It's not an arm! It's a nubbin!
@@Ό@ @@ ‚Β
@@Ό‚t@@‚t‚Α
@@Ό@ @@ ½
@@Ό@@x@½
@@@ | @ @ |
@@@ ‚t'ά'‚t

476 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6969 03:27

@ @ ΘQΘ
@@@i EƒΦEj@ My arms are actually retractable tentacles.
@@Ό@ @@ ‚Β
@@Ό‚t@@‚t‚Β
@@Ό@ @@ ‚Α
@@Ό@@x@½
@@@ | @ @ |
@@@ ‚t'ά'‚t

477 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6969 03:32

@ @ ΘQΘ
@@@i EƒΦEj@ I breathe with them.
@@Ό@ @@ ‚Α
@@Ό‚t@@‚t‚Β
@@Ό@ @@ ‚Α
@@Ό@@x@½
@@@ | @ @ |
@@@ ‚t'ά'‚t

478 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6969 03:33

@ @ ΘQΘ
@@@i EƒΦEj@Now back to the subject of my anus.
@@Ό@ @@ ‚Α
@@Ό‚t@@‚t‚Α
@@Ό@ @@ ‚Α
@@Ό@@x@‚Α
@@@ | @ @ |
@@@ ‚t'ά'‚t

479 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6969 04:25

( E-E) (don't ask about his tits, don't ask about his tits, don't ask about his tits)
( E-E) Why do you have tits all the suddeFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

480 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6969 05:49

Are you sure that is not just your belly-button?

481 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6969 13:27

( E-E) There goes one of those disembodied voices again.

482 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6969 14:37

@ @ ΘQΘ
@@@i EƒΦEj@@Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
@@Ό@ @@ ‚Β
@@Ό‚t@@‚t‚Α
@@Ό@ @@ ½
@@Ό@@x@½
@@@ |@l@|@@@@
@@@ |iQ_j|@@@@
@@@ iQQj@@@
@@@i QQ j@@@@

483 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6969 16:38

( LƒΦ`) Junior, grab my shotgun! The clon-o-matic is spitting out mutants again!

484 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6971 08:55

@ @ ΘQΘ
@@@i EƒΦEj@@But daddy, I love you!
@@Ό@ @@ ‚Β
@@Ό‚t@@‚t‚Α
@@Ό@ @@ ½
@@Ό@@x@½
@@@ | @ @ |
@@@ ‚t'ά'‚t

485 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6971 18:19

( LƒΦ`) You're a clone! You're not a son!
( E-E) imnotsureyoursonisntadoptedbywhichimeankidnapped
( LƒΦ`) I brought you into this world, (chk chk)
( E-E) throughneglectandaburningdesirenottogetasimpleoperationthatwouldntrequireclonedbutts
( LƒΦ`) and I can take you out! (BOOM)
( E-E) likebadchinesefood
(LƒΦ` ) Do you mind?

486 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6971 21:20

@ @ ΘQΘ
@@@i x„txj@@gkkk
@@Ό@ @@ ‚Β
@@Ό‚t@@‚t‚Α
@@Ό@ @@ ½
@@Ό@@x@½
@@@ |@l@|@@@@-plurp-
@@@ |iQ_j|@@@@
@@@ iQQj@@@
@@@i QQ j@@

487 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6972 01:19

@ ΘQΘ@
@i@EΝEj@ƒ My name is Squeeks and I am here to claim that refill hat, which is rightfully mine.
@i‚@@ ‚Β
@b b@|
@i_QjQj

488 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6972 02:49

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Special today on Clonewings. Get 'em while they're tepid!
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

489 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6973 01:46

-ee hundred deaths so far. Next up, Fashion Watch with
Tammy Bobblehead!
Thanks, Roy! Where did Squeeks get that stunning new hat?
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@QQQQ@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ΘΘ
/@@/ @@| |@@^@@@@@@@@@@(LƒΦ` ) What have I unleashed?
l “ρ | @@ | |@@@@@@@@@^ PP’UPP^|
_QR_Q||@@_@@@@.^QQQQQ^^
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490 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6973 03:48

( LƒΦ`) Have I finally gone too far?
( LƒΦ`) Was I a fool to think I could change the natural order of things?
( LƒΦ`) HUH? WAS I? HUH?

( LƒΦ`) ....

( LƒΦ`) Didn't think so!

491 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6973 19:29

( LƒΦ`) I think I'll make another horrible unnatural freakish abomination after I have a good nap.

( LƒΦ`) zzzzz

492 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6973 19:42

( EƒΦE) Hello, my name is Clonpa, I'm from Norway.

493 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6973 19:43

@ ΘQΘ @@@
@i@EΝEj @ Grandpa is sleeping, lets draw on his face again!
@ | Ύ @‚Β @@@
@‚ƁQ_j__j

494 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6973 19:47

@ QQQQQQQ
. :.|‚‰.NP ,A@@ PN:;‚‰|=================Ν„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„­
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. : |i.qM_€/L_M>.A@ :i|ilP|,___,|; _n__|r-i|-€|.::.„«@@ HAVE A DRINK ON US@@ „«
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. :. |i::.M.::.L..:::::::::::::::::‚‰|P@MPL PL MPLP„―„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ@„¨
. .::.|M[===ˆκή| ..::::.M[\\\]ˆκ'L

495 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6973 23:21

( EƒΦE) Somebody broke into my paint thinner cabinet!

496 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 15:33

( E-E) *hic* y'know clomepa, you're my besht frien.
( E-E) I woul... I...
( E-E) I think I'm gonna...

( EXE) BLEAURGH

497 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 18:22


@@@@t_@QɁT
@@@@†, 'L@@R@@@@@ƒThat's enoutgh from you!
@@@@Ϊ! i ΙƒžΨjj @@@>>469@I clean floor with your blood!
@ @ @ /ɘΈ ίƒŽΙi@@@@@@>>469@No barfing in the bar!I@
„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ‚f„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ½„ͺ„ͺ βΈŽO„@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
@@@@ΙΙ‚­ΙVT'iR@@@@@
@@@@ q_Ι '`['@

498 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 19:09

In other news, and I know we're starting to sound like a broken
record here, but annoying comic foil Beady Eyes has died again.
Maybe this time it'll -
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@QQQQ@@@@@@clik@@@ @ΘQΘ @@@@
/@@/ @@| |@@@@@@@+@žΌiEƒΦE@R@That's enough news for today.
l “ρ | @@ | |@@@@@@@@@^ PP’UPP^|
_QR_Q||@@@@@@@.^QQQQQ^^
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499 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6975 01:04

poor >>469

500 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6975 03:34

>>499
he had to move it move it

501 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6975 06:55

( EƒΦE) The voices in my head are back again!

502 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6975 11:59

balls were also being scratched, so to speak.

503 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6975 12:10

( EƒΦE) The voices are telling me... to scratch my chin!

504 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6975 17:08

( EƒΦE) Or maybe to scratch someone else's chin? It's terribly confusing.

505 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6975 20:25

( EƒΦE) maybe they are telling me to scratch my chin chin.

506 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6975 20:42

( EƒΦE) Too bad I don't have one of those.

507 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6975 20:51

@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ QQQQQQQQ
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ .^@@@@@@@@@@ ^|
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@.^@@@@@@@@@@ ^@ |
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ .^@@@@@@@@@@ ^@ @ |
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ |PPPPPPPP|@ @ @.|
@@@@l@@@@@@ l@@@| @@ CLONING @@ |@ @ @.|
@@@iQ_j@@@@ .iQ_j@@| @@ MACHINE @@ |@^|@.|@Θ_Θ@@ Θ_Θ@@ Θ_Θ@@ Θ_Θ@@ Θ_Θ
@@ iQQj@@@ .iQQj@ | @@@@@@@@@@@ |@|@|@.|@(EƒΦE)@@(EƒΦE)@@(EƒΦE)@@(EƒΦE)@@(EƒΦE)
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508 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6976 00:08


@@@@/ƒm 0R
@ @Q|QQ_|Q@@@@@@
@ @Ri # ί„D߁jƒm@@@SWEET JESUS! FECAL MATTER IS BEING TURNED INTO MORE SHOBON!
@ @@@|@˜’ |@@@@@WHOES IDEA WAS IT TO CLONE SHOBON!?
@ @@ƒm|PPR
@ @@@ΎάΎ

509 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6976 14:49

@@ Θ_Θ@@ Θ_Θ
.@@(EƒΦE)@@(EƒΦE)
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.)
PPPPPPPPP

@@@@@@@@@@@@@Θ_Θ
. @@@@@@@@@@@@(EƒΦE)
@@@@@@@@@@Θ_c(_‚•‚•Ι_Θ
. @@@@@@@@@(EƒΦE)@(EƒΦE)
@@@@@@@Θ_c(,_‚•‚•Ι c(_‚•‚•Ι_Θ
. @@@@@@(EƒΦE)@(EƒΦE)@(EƒΦE)
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510 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6978 18:14

( EƒΦE) By the way, kids, when you cook with aluminum foil, you only use the non-stick side if the food isn't sticky. Use the sticky side for sticky food!
( EƒΦE) That way, you get the perfect amount of delicious aluminum foil!

511 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6978 18:15

( E-E) I don't know whether to be impressed or dismayed that you remember my "cooking lesson" verbatim.

512 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6978 22:25

( EƒΦE) You had a cooking show?

( EƒΦE) Then again, you've had so many failed shows, it's hard to keep track.

513 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6979 12:07

( E-E) So, how long do you think we can keep ignoring this growing pile of clonekittens behind us?

514 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6979 18:04

( LƒΦ`) What pile?

515 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6979 19:23

( EƒΦE) I wouldn't worry about it, the weight will crush them at the bottom so the pile will never get taller than a certain height.

516 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6979 20:21

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. (EƒΦE)@(EƒΦE)@(EƒΦE)@(EƒΦE)@(EƒΦE)@ ( E-E)@Well gee, that's reassuring. 
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517 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6979 22:02

( E-E) You know, Gramps, bodies don't just disappear as soon as they die... that's not how it works...

518 Name: : 1993-09-6979 23:32

( EƒΦE) You're right, but clones turn back into fecal matter when they die.

519 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6979 23:33

( LƒΦ`) The who don't what now?

520 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6980 00:39

( E-E) TAKEYOURDAMNPILLSYOUOLDFOSSIL

521 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6980 02:53

( LƒΦ`) You need to learn to relax and take some joy in your life.

( LƒΦ`) Use those little piggy eyes to see the beauty that's all around you.

( LƒΦ`)

( LƒΦ`) Fuckhat.

522 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6981 15:22

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. @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@(EƒΦE)@(EƒΦE)
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. @@@@@@@@@@@@(EƒΦE)@(EƒΦE)@(EƒΦE)
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. @@@@@@@@@(EƒΦE)@(EƒΦE)@(EƒΦE)@(EƒΦE)
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. @@@(EƒΦE)@(EƒΦE)@(EƒΦE)@(EƒΦE)@(EƒΦE)@(EƒΦE)
@Θ_c(,_‚•‚•Ι c(_‚•‚•Ι c(,_‚•‚•Ι c(,_‚•‚•Ι c(,_‚•‚•Ι c(,_‚•‚•Ι_Θ
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@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@Sorry, I've just been a little irritable ever since
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@I started getting crushed to death.

523 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6981 15:39

IT MADE ITSELF DIFFERENT FROM OTHERS

524 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6982 09:18

( EƒΦE) The voices in my head are really angry today!

525 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6982 15:52

( EƒΦE) I should put on some soothing music.

526 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6982 18:46

( EƒΦE) I know! I'll put some Varese on! That'll calm everyone down!

527 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6982 21:38

yo

528 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6983 02:08

( EƒΦE) Sup? My name is Clonepa!

529 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6983 17:05

( EƒΦE) No, wait! The voices are giving me a surprise hiragana test!

( EƒΦE) Hmm... it's ‚ο, isn't it?

530 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6983 20:25

...Clonepa....you...must destroy the clone cat pyramid...before....ah...the connecting is slipping...aw..a.y..

531 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6983 23:18

( EƒΦE) What was that? I wasn't listening.

532 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6986 15:59

( EƒΦE) That's it for our show this evening, boys and girls!

( EƒΦE) Now, we had a lot of fun tonight, but we touched on a very serious issue.

( EƒΦE) And that issue is

533 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6986 18:06

@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@Θ_Θ
. @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@(EƒΦE)@The importance of correct spelling and grammar!
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. @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@(EƒΦE)@(EƒΦE)@Drunk driving!
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. @@@@@@@@@@@@(EƒΦE)@(EƒΦE)@(EƒΦE)@Never running with scissors!
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. @@@@@@@@@(EƒΦE)@(EƒΦE)@(EƒΦE)@(EƒΦE)@How to make a good omelette!
@@@@@@@Θ_c(,_‚•‚•Ι c(_‚•‚•Ι c(_‚•‚•Ι c(,_‚•‚•Ι_Θ
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@@@@Θ_c(,_‚•‚•Ι c(_‚•‚•Ι c(,_‚•‚•Ι c(,_‚•‚•Ι c(,_‚•‚•Ι_Θ
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@Θ_c(,_‚•‚•Ι c(_‚•‚•Ι c(,_‚•‚•Ι c(,_‚•‚•Ι c(,_‚•‚•Ι c(,_‚•‚•Ι_Θ
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c(,_‚•‚•Ι c(_‚•‚•Ι c(,_‚•‚•Ι c(,_‚•‚•Ι c(,_‚•‚•Ι c(,_‚•‚•Ι c(,_‚•‚•Ι
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@The crushing inevitability of death.

534 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6986 19:45

( EƒΦE) Now all of you get into the grinder!

535 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6986 21:13

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536 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6987 16:49

@@@@@ @Θ Θ@@^PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
@@@ @ @ΏLƒΦ`jƒ@Yo, Rei? Hamburger's back on the menu!
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537 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6988 13:40

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538 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6988 17:17

By popular request, the dialogue of the following episode of Everybody Loves Clonepa will consist entirely of strings of ‚—s.
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539 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6989 02:46

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@Q( EƒΦE) @@@Wwwww Ww Wwww WWwWw!
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540 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6989 08:24

( EƒΦE) Wwwwwwwwww wwwww wwww.

( EƒΦE) Wwwwww wwwww www!

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( EƒΦE) Wwwwwww; wwww www w wwwwwww WWWWWW wwwww w www (wwww ww www wwwwww).

( E-E) ...

( EƒΦE) ...w!

541 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6989 13:24

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@@@@@@@ |@@@ |
@@@@@@@ |@@ o.| Aw, poop, I blew it.
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@@@@@@ @|@@@ |
@@@@@@@@PP whamp

542 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6990 16:32

( ί ƒŽί) Best episode yet!

(EΝE) I agree!

543 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6990 23:06

(EΝE) My favorite part was when he said "Wwww! Ww www ww www wwwww?" to that guy!

544 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6991 00:44

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@@8 (“ρΘ“ρ)

545 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6991 03:45

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@@@@@@@/ @ ./ @ `@@.@@@`L
@@@@@@ .RΏ,!

546 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6992 05:31

Has anyone told you that you look just like AA superstar Shobon?

547 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6992 14:19

( EƒΦE) He taught me an eyebrow trick, but I forgot how to do it.

548 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6993 11:19

( E-E) Would you please stop talking to yourself? It's really starting to creep me out.

549 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6993 18:39

( EƒΦE) I'm practicing a speech.

550 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6994 17:28

( EƒΦE) That's right, kids! I'm running for president!

551 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6994 19:48

( EƒΦE) Vote for me and I'll replace everyone in the federal government with one of me!

552 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6994 21:09

( EƒΦE) It'll be one glorious regime change extravaganza!

553 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6994 22:01

( E-E) Really, that's the last reason I'd ever want you in office.

554 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6994 23:20

( • ƒΦ•) Everything looks different

555 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6995 02:49

( EƒΦE) Now it's normal again!

556 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6995 02:54

Political pundits were aghast today as millions of Clonepas
voted themselves into every Federal Government job from
President to Congressman all the way down to the janitors
and vending machine repairmen. As unemployed politicians,
lobbyists and other social paras-
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/@@/ @@| |@@@@@@@+@žΌiEƒΦE@R@That's enough news for today.
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557 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6995 07:03

@QQQQ@@@@@@clik@@@ @ΘQΘ @@@@
/@@/ @@| |@@@@@@@+@žΌiEƒΦE@R@Time for hentai!
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558 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6995 15:15

parasailing in beautiful No-
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/@@/ @@| |@@@@@@@+@žΌiEƒΦE@R@Hey!
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559 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6995 15:20

parasacral sciatic nerve bl-
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/@@/ @@| |@@@@@@@+@žΌiEƒΦE@R@Oh, come on!
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560 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6995 15:54

parasplap boop blap blop bloop
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/@@/ @@| |@@@@@@@+@žΌiEƒΦE@R@Where is it?
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561 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6995 16:16

It slices and dices! And if you call in the ne-
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/@@/ @@| |@@@@@@@+@žΌiEƒΦE@R@No thanks.
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562 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6995 17:51

( E-E) clik I give up.

563 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6995 18:14

In other news, Beady Eyes has given up his collection
of imported Japanese huggy pillows for charity. When-
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564 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6995 21:51

asked for comment, the annoying comic foil said, "I just want
to give back to the world that's given me so much!"
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/@@/ @@| |@@^@@@@@@@@@@(E-E ) I never said that!
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565 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 16:52

( E-E) Who the fuck gave away all my huggy pillows?

566 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 20:21

‚¨ŒZ‚Ώ‚α‚ρAGŽθΣ‚ί‚΅‚ά‚Ή‚ρ‚©H
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/@@/ @@| |@@@@@@@+@žΌiEƒΦE@R@Finally, I found the hentai!
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/@@/ @@| |^‚Α@@@@@@@@(EƒΦE ) Oh shit
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567 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 23:15

ƒLƒƒƒ@ƒ@ƒ@ƒ@ƒ@ƒ@ƒ@ƒ@ƒ@I’Ι‚’I
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/@@/ @@| |^‚Α@@@@@@@@(EƒΦE ) I mean, oh poop!
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568 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 15:24

‰½?
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@QQQQ@@@@@@clik@@@ @ΘQΘ @@@@
/@@/ @@| |@@@@@@@+@žΌiEƒΦE@R@Go away!
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569 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6998 20:56

can decorate this area with ribbons, glitter and what have you.
Now, for those of you without a butt, your options are
unfortunately much more limited. All you can really do is
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/@@/ @@| |@@^@@@@@@@@@@(EƒΦE ) Hey!
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570 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 18:58

( EƒΦE) Grandpa! I need a butt! It's for an art project!

571 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 23:20

( LƒΦ`) What's all this about butts?

( LƒΦ`) Heh heh

( LƒΦ`) That's a poem.

572 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7000 17:21

( EƒΦE) Come on, I need a butt now! Pleasepleasepleaseplease

573 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7000 18:50

( LƒΦ`) A Clonepa with a butt would be a crime against nature. I cannot let this happen.

574 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7002 17:01

( EƒΦE) MY ƒΦ CAN BE USED AS A BUT!

575 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7002 17:53

( EƒΦE) I'll need really tiny ribbons then.

576 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7003 06:53

( LƒΦ`) Tiny Butt Ribbons was the name of my barbershop quartet back in aught six.

577 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 01:29

Multiple riots sprout in US soil after candidate
Mitt Romney wins the elections with over 80% of
the votes. It is believed that about one thousand
people were killed in the ensuing--
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/@@/ @@| |@@@@@@@+@žΌiEƒΦE@RI wonder where's Motorcity...
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578 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 01:44

-re we see rioters rocking back and forth, sucking their
thumbs and clutching desperately at blankets and teddy
bears while others lie curled up in fetal po-
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/@@/ @@| |@@@@@@@+@žΌiEƒΦE@R Ugh! More news!
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579 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 02:54

haa~ haaaa~ onii-chaaaaan!
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@QQQQ@@@@@@clik@@@ @ΘQΘ @@@@
/@@/ @@| |@@@@@@@+@žΌiEƒΦE@R Okay!
l “ρ | @@ | |@@@@@ @@@@.^PP’UPP^|
_QR_Q| |@@ @@@@@ .^QQQQQ^^
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580 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 11:50

All potatoes go in the bag, along with the bal-
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@QQQQ@@@@@@clik@@@ @ΘQΘ @@@@
/@@/ @@| |@@@@@@@+@žΌiEƒΦE@R C'mon, talk about my show!
l “ρ | @@ | |@@@@@ @@@@.^PP’UPP^|
_QR_Q| |@@ @@@@@ .^QQQQQ^^
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581 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 12:54

Next on Welcome to Reis, Clonepa tries to order a cheeseburger but falls short when a steamroller go...
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@QQQQ@@@@@@clik@@@ @ΘQΘ @@@@
/@@/ @@| |@@@@@@@+@žΌiEƒΦE@R Damn reruns.
l “ρ | @@ | |@@@@@ @@@@.^PP’UPP^|
_QR_Q| |@@ @@@@@ .^QQQQQ^^
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582 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 17:15

Grandpa, what was life like before the internet?
We used to re...
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@QQQQ@@@@@@clik@@@ @ΘQΘ @@@@
/@@/ @@| |@@@@@@@+@žΌiEƒΦE@R Seen that one already.
l “ρ | @@ | |@@@@@ @@@@.^PP’UPP^|
_QR_Q| |@@ @@@@@ .^QQQQQ^^
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583 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 21:11

@@@@ƒΑ@ά@ά Mƒw
@@@ƒC@"" @ά@@S@S
@/@(@@@ά@@@@R@@jR
@(@@@@@@€@,@@@@@S@j
@U@(.@@@@.@@Ι.@.Ɂ@.ƒm
@@@T€€T.....| @|..., ,@ƒmƒ\
@@.._....,,. .-°;''!@ i;;;`|R_
@ ƒΑ@,`['''l !@|'''[S@ S
@ i@i@@@@|l@ |@@@@)@ j
@@S€@ά`"""''''''ά`'L ƒm
@@@ ""'''°-„¦[r--`''""@@@@clik@@@ @ΘQΘ @Well I guess there really is nothing good on. @@
@@@@@ ‘*@i| @ |i %‘;'@@@@@@@ +@žΌiEƒΦE@R May as well test out that self-destruct button, then.
@@@@@ €`SΙ ˜Έ T/ˆ,@@@@@ @@@@.^PP’UPP^|
@@@@@@ _QR_Q| |@@@ @@@@@ .^QQQQQ^^
@@@@@@@  |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|@@@@@@@@ |l„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ]l|'

584 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 22:14

@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@ @ΘΘ
@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@(EƒΦE )
@@@@@ €`SΙ ˜Έ T˜ΈS,@@@@@ @@@@.^PP’UPP^|
@@@@@@ _QR_Q| |@@@ @@@@@ .^QQQQQ^^
@@@@@@@ |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|@@@@@@@@ |l„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ]l|'

585 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 23:23

@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@ @ΘΘ
@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@(EƒΦE ) ... that's enough TV for today.
@@@@@ €`SΙ ˜Έ T˜ΈS,@@@@@ @@@@.^PP’UPP^|
@@@@@@ _QR_Q| |@@@ @@@@@ .^QQQQQ^^
@@@@@@@ |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|@@@@@@@@ |l„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ]l|'

586 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 23:46

@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@ @ΘΘ
@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@(EƒΦE )
@@@@@ €`SΙ ˜Έ T˜ΈS,@@@@@ @@@@.^PP’UPP^|
@@@@@@ _QR_Q| |@@@ @@@@@ .^QQQQQ^^
@@@@@@@ |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|@@@@@@@@ |l„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ]l|'

587 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 00:21

@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@ @ΘΘ
@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@(xƒΦx )
@@@@@ €`SΙ ˜Έ T˜ΈS,@@@@@ @@@@.^PP’UPP^|
@@@@@@ _QR_Q| |@@@ @@@@@ .^QQQQQ^^
@@@@@@@ |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|@@@@@@@@ |l„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ]l|'

588 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 01:11

@@@ @,-Θ,,Θ-- €
@@@/ (xƒΦxM )@/
@@ r-‚­‚ΑάcΏ€ /
@ ƒm '€ , € _, ' / /@@
.i_,. @@@ @ ././@@@@
,(.,_ M'°-€_,,..ƒm/
@@~`''[--]'

589 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 11:21

( EƒΦE) Hello everyone! My Clonepa is name.

590 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 15:33

@ Θ__Θ
@i,,LƒΦ`)@
@@Όœc™))ƒΦE) -smek-

591 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 15:36

( EƒΦE) Hey ho every joe! Clone My Name Pa!

592 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 21:20

( xƒΦx) hrk

593 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 15:11

@@ >„¨<@@@Ό½
@-i ߁Νί.j-@@@@@ @ @ @@Ό½
@@ >„¦<
@@@@@@@@@@@@^άR
@@@@@@@@@@@/iœjiœj @@WE ARE CURRENTLY EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES
@@@@@@@@@@@|@Δͺͺͺ²/ @@THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE
@@@@@@@@@@@| /MΖƁL
@@@@@@@@@@ //@| |
@@@@@@@@@@‚t@ .‚t
;;ά::.;;.άά/ @ /|PPPPP/ P/::. :; ;άά:.:ά:;ά;;ά
..@@,::.;@@/ @ /|PPPPP/ @ /..,@,;@.:@@@,,‘,.iόj@@ ::
@ :@:::.,@/ @ /|PPPPP/ @ /,,;@@iόj@@:::@R|V@@;;:
.@@,:.;@/ @ /|PPPPP/ @ /..,@,;@:R|V@@,,‘,@@@ ::;;,

594 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 15:57

In a stunning turn of events, Clonepas the world over have
all spontaneously shut down. Government services have-
PP‚uPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
@QQQQ@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ΏΏ
/@@/ @@| |@@^@@@@@@@@@@(E-E ) This is the happiest day of my life!
l “ρ | @@ | |@@@@@@@@@^ PP’UPP^|
_QR_Q||@@_@@@@.^QQQQQ^^
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595 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 16:28

@QQQQ@@@@@@@@@@@@@ΏΏ  ΘΘ
/@@/ @@| |@@^@@@@@@@@@(E-E )(EƒΦE ) Hey there Beady, what're ya watchin'?
l “ρ | @@ | |@@@@@ @@@@.^PP’UPP^|
_QR_Q| |@@_@@@@ .^QQQQQ^^
@ |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|@@@@@@@ |l„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ]l|'

596 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 21:26

-down in the capitol as temp workers carry away the endles-
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@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@Shhh! The news says all you guys died!
@QQQQ@@@@@@@@@@@@ΏΏ@ΘΘ
/@@/ @@| |@@^@@@@@@@@(E-E )(EƒΦE ) Uh oh!
l “ρ | @@ | |@@@@@@@@@^ PP’UPP^|
_QR_Q||@@_@@@@.^QQQQQ^^
@|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|@@@@@@@ |l„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ]l|'

597 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7010 21:19

-ess mounds of bodies. In other news, Rei's is offering-
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@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@..... dammit.
@QQQQ@@@@@@@@@@@@ΏΏ@ΘΘ
/@@/ @@| |@@^@@@@@@@@( E-E)(EƒΦE ) Good heavens!
l “ρ | @@ | |@@@@@@@@@^ PP’UPP^|
_QR_Q||@@_@@@@.^QQQQQ^^
@|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|@@@@@@@ |l„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ]l|'

598 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7011 17:41

Ooops, false alarm. They all just came back to life.
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@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@NO! NO! NO!
@QQQQ@@@@@@@@@@@@ΏΏ@ΘΘ
/@@/ @@| |@@^@@@@@@@@(E-E )(EƒΦE ) Yay!
l “ρ | @@ | |@@@@@@@@@^ PP’UPP^|
_QR_Q||@@_@@@@.^QQQQQ^^
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599 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7011 18:26

It seems that since the clonepas are just fecal material if there is not fecal material in the air they all die. You should poop more so they can breathe better.
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@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@I'm going to destroy my toilet now.
@QQQQ@@@@@@@@@@@@ΏΏ@ΘΘ
/@@/ @@| |@@^@@@@@@@@(E-E )(EƒΦE ) Oh crap.
l “ρ | @@ | |@@@@@@@@@^ PP’UPP^|
_QR_Q||@@_@@@@.^QQQQQ^^
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600 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7011 20:20

@QQQQ@@@@@@@@@@ ΏΏΘΘ
/@@/ @@| |@@@@@@@@@@(E-EƒΦE )
l “ρ | @@ | |@@@@@@@@@^ PP’UPP^|
_QR_Q||@@@@@@ @.^QQQQQ^^
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601 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7011 21:05

@QQQQ@@@@@@@@@@ ΏΏΘΘ
/@@/ @@| |@@@@600 get.@(E-EƒΦE )
l “ρ | @@ | |@@@@@@@@@^ PP’UPP^|
_QR_Q| |@@@@@@ @^QQQQQ^^
@|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|@@@@@@@ |l„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ]l|'

602 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7011 23:01

@QQQQ@@@@@@@@@@ ΏΏΘΘ
/@@/ @@| |@@@@@@@@@@( E-ƒΦE ) Would you mind, you're in my space.
l “ρ | @@ | |@@@@@@@@@^ PP’UPP^|
_QR_Q||@@@@@@ @.^QQQQQ^^
@|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|@@@@@@@ |l„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ]l|'

603 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7011 23:07

@QQQQ@@@@@@@@@@ ΏΏΘΘ
/@@/ @@| |@@@@@@@@@@( E-EƒΦE ) There is no you, there is no me; there is only the Beadpa Cloneyes.
l “ρ | @@ | |@@@@@@@@@^ PP’UPP^|
_QR_Q| |@@@@@@ @^.QQQQQ.^^
@|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|@@@@@@@ |l„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ]l|'

604 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7011 23:25

@QQQQ@@@@@@@@@@ ΏΏΘΘ
/@@/ @@| |@@@@@@@@@@( E-ˆƒΦE ) I feel ...
l “ρ | @@ | |@@@@@@@@@^ PP’UPP^|
_QR_Q| |@@@@@@ @^.QQQQQ.^^
@|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|@@@@@@@ |l„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ]l|'

605 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 03:23

@QQQQ@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ ΏΘ
/@@/ @@| |@@@@@@@@@@@@@ (E`E)
l “ρ | @@ | |@@@@@@@@@^ PP’UPP^|
_QR_Q| |@@@@@@ @^.QQQQQ.^^
@|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|@@@@@@@ |l„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ]l|'

606 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 11:20


@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@ƒΑ@ά@ά Mƒw
@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@ƒC@"" @ά@@S@S
@@@@@@@@@@@@@ /@(@@@ά@@@@R@@jR
@@@@@@@@@@@@@ (@@@@@@€@,@@@@@S@j
@@@@@@@@@@@@@ U@(.@@@@.@@Ι.@.Ɂ@.ƒm
@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@T€€T....| @|..., ,@ƒmƒ\
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@.._....,,. .-°;''!@ i;;;`|R_
@@@@@@@@@@@@@ ƒΑ@,`['''l !@|'''[S@ S
@@@@@@@@@@@@@ i@i@@@@|l@ |@@@@)@ j
@@@@@@@@@@@@@ S€@ά`"""''''''ά`'L ƒm
@QQQQ@@@@@@@@ ""'''°-„¦[r--`''""@
/@@/ @@| |@@@@@@@@@@‘*@i| @ |i %‘;'
l “ρ | @@ | |@@@@@@@@@ €`SΙ ˜Έ T/ˆ,^|
_QR_Q| |@@@@@@ @^.QQQQQ.^^
@|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|@@@@@@@ |l„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ]l|'

607 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 18:05

@@QQQ
@/@||PP|| @Θ__Θ@@
@| @||QQ||@(LƒΦ` )@@Phase 1 is complete.
@|PP_ŽOΌ/PPP/
@|@@@@|@( ./@@@@ /

608 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 20:52

@@@@@@@@`````›````````
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@B
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@߁@@
@@@@@@@@ ƒά^R-A_Q_@@
@@@@@@@^ƒ_/QQQQ^
@@@@@@@PPPPPPP

@@@@@@@@@@ΘQΘ
@@@@@@@@@ i@₯ƒΦ₯j@@ @@What a bizarre dream.
@@@@@@@@ Q|@½^(QQ_@@I wonder what it all means!
@@@@@@@^@„€-(QQQ_^
@@@@@@@PPPPPPP

609 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 21:07

@@@@@@@@@@ΘQΘ
@@@@@@@@@ i@₯ƒΦ₯j@@ @@@@@@@ _,,..,,,,_@@
@@@@@@@@ Q|@½^(QQ_ @@@@@/ ,' 3@ `R°‚Α
@@@@@@@^@„€-(QQQ_^ @@@@ l@@ ½@ά_‚Β
@@@@@@@PPPPPPP @@@@@@ `'°---]'''''"


@@@@@@@@@_,,..,
@@@@@@@@./ ,' 3^R-A_Q_
@@@@@@@ ƒά^ @ @@ ^
@@@@ @^ƒ_/QQQQ^

610 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 23:20

@@@@@@@@`````›````````
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@B
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@߁@@
@@@@@@@@ ƒά^R-A_Q_@@
@@@@@@@^ƒ_/QQQQ^
@@@@@@@PPPPPPP

@@@@@@@@@@ΘQΘ
@@@@@@@@@ i@₯ƒΦ₯j@@ @@Wait. Was that the dream?
@@@@@@@@ Q|@½^(QQ_@@
@@@@@@@^@„€-(QQQ_^
@@@@@@@PPPPPPP

611 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 00:48

@@@@@@@@@@ΘQΘ
@@@@@@@@@ i@₯ƒΦ₯j@@ @@@@@@@ _,,..,,,,_@@
@@@@@@@@ Q|@½^(QQ_ @@@@@/ ,' 3@ `R°‚Α
@@@@@@@^@„€-(QQQ_^ @@@@ l@@ ½@ά_‚Β
@@@@@@@PPPPPPP @@@@@@ `'°---]'''''"


@@@@@@@@@_,,..,
@@@@@@@@./ E˙ 3^R-A_Q_
@@@@@@@ ƒά^ @ @@ ^
@@@@ @^ƒ_/QQQQ^

612 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 16:21

@@@@@@@`````›````````
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@B
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@߁@@@@ @@@@@@@ _,,..,,,,_@@ 
@@@@@@@@ ƒά^R-A_Q_@@@@@@@/ ,' 3@ `R°‚Α
@@@@@@@^ƒ._/QQQQ.^ @@@@@ l@@ ½@ά_‚Β
@@@@@@@PPPPPPP @@@@@@@ `'°---]'''''"
@@@@@@@@@@ΘQΘ
@@@@@@@@@ i@₯ƒΦ₯j@@ @@@@@@@@ _,,..,,,,_@@ 
@@@@@@@@ Q|@½^(QQ_ @@@@@@/ ,' 3@ `R°‚Α
@@@@@@@^@„€-(QQQ_^ @@@@@ l@@ ½@ά_‚Β
@@@@@@@PPPPPPP @@@@@@@`'°---]'''''"

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@@@@@@@@ ƒά^R-A_Q_@@@@@@@/ ,' 3@ `R°‚Α
@@@@@@@^ƒ._/QQQQ.^ @@@@@ l@@ ½@ά_‚Β
@@@@@@@PPPPPPP @@@@@@@ `'°---]'''''"

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@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@U@(.@@@@.@@Ι.@.Ɂ@.ƒm
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ T€€T.....| @|..., ,@ƒmƒ\
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@  ._....,,. .-°;''!@ i;;;`|R_
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ ƒΑ@,`['''l !@|'''[S@ S
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ i@i@@@@|l@ |@@@@)@ j
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@@@@@@@@ ƒά^R-A_Q_@@@@@@ ""'''°-„¦[r--`''""
@@@@@@@^ƒ._/QQQQ.^ @@@@@@  ‘*@i| @ |i %‘;'
@@@@@@@PPPPPPP @@@@@@@@ €`SΙ ˜Έ T/ˆ

@@@@@@@@@@ΘQΘ
@@@@@@@@@ i@₯ƒΦ₯j
@@@@@@@@ Q|@½^(QQ_
@@@@@@@^@„€-(QQQ_^
@@@@@@@PPPPPPP
@@@@@@@`````›````````
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@B
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@߁@@
@@@@@@@@@@@@( E-E)@@@(EƒΦE ) Hey there Beady Eyes, what'cha thinkin' 'bout?

613 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 17:53

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@@@/ ,' 3@ `R°‚Α
@ l@@ ½@ά_‚Β

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i@₯ƒΦ₯j@Get off of my roof VIPPER.

614 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 21:15

As millions of revived Clonepas move back into their government
positions, the strikingly efficient nature of hive mind leadership
is noticed most in the little things. Vanilla ice cream is cheaper,
while -
PP‚uPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
@QQQQ@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ΘΘ
/@@/ @@| |@@^@@@@@@@@@@(LƒΦ` ) Phase II is ready.
l “ρ | @@ | |@@@@@@@@@^ PP’UPP^|
_QR_Q||@@_@@@@.^QQQQQ^^
@ |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|@@@@@@@ |l„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ]l|'

615 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 16:02

( EƒΦE) I'm hungry.

616 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 01:29

( EƒΦE) But l am also thirsty, so instead l will quench my thirst.

617 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7019 02:23

( EƒΦE) Now where was that paint thinner?

618 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7019 05:52

@QQQQ@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ΘΘ
/@@/ @@| |@@^@@@@@@@@@@(LƒΦ` ) Found it! Now, back to what I was doing...
l “ρ | @@ | |@@@@@@@@@^ PP’UPP^|
_QR_Q||@@_@@@@.^QQQQQ^^
@ |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|@@@@@@ |l„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ]l|'

619 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7019 12:17

@@@@@@@ _,A_,A
@ @@ @__^,ƒB‚–''‚–j @Hey, uh, could-
@ @ @,/OƒB(,, E-E)@ Could somebody give me a hand here?
@ @@q,;<L`['O''O!@ Vore is not my fetish.
@@„‘ƒV ; ;‚ΒŽO‚Γ
i_„‘ƒV ; ;ƒmŽOƒm @
SAQ;_;ƒC,,jƒΦ',,j

620 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7019 13:51

Citizens of Earth! I am President Clonepa! Now that we have
united all nations as one, there are going to be some changes
made. Also, on tonight's Everybody Loves Clonepa, our
musical guest will be Sting!
PP‚uPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
@QQQQ@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ΘΘ
/@@/ @@| |@@^@@@@@@@@@@(LƒΦ` ) Yes, yes!
l “ρ | @@ | |@@@@@@@@@^ PP’UPP^|
_QR_Q||@@_@@@@.^QQQQQ^^
@ |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|@@@@@@@ |l„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ]l|'

621 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7019 14:29

I hope that someone finds my
I hope that someone finds my
Message in a butt hole`τ
PP‚uPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
@QQQQ@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ΏΏ
/@@/ @@| |@@^@@@@@@@@@@(E-E ) Really?
l “ρ | @@ | |@@@@@@@@@^ PP’UPP^|
_QR_Q||@@_@@@@.^QQQQQ^^
@|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|@@@@@@@ |l„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ]l|'

622 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7020 18:49

Citizens of Earth, Sting! He'll be back later in the show to
sing about how he watches you all the time!
Now to usher in a golden age of universal understanding!
Our first task will be to-
PP‚uPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
@QQQQ@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ΘΘ
/@@/ @@| |@@^@@@@@@@@@@(LƒΦ` ) And here... we...
l “ρ | @@ | |@@@@@@@@@^ PP’UPP^|
_QR_Q||@@_@@@@.^QQQQQ^^
@ |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|@@@@@@@ |l„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ]l|'

623 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7020 18:52

-force everyone to dress in identical Onesies and call each
other My Good Chu-
=KABLAMMERINO=
Bam bam blammo blam BANG Burn burn burn burn
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@QQQQ@@@@@@clik@@@ @ΘQΘ @@@@
/@@/ @@| |@@@@@@@+@žΌiLƒΦ`@R. ...GO!
l “ρ | @@ | |@@@@@ @@@@.^PP’UPP^|
_QR_Q| |@@ @@@@@ .^QQQQQ^^
@ |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|@@@@@@@ |l„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ]l|'

624 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7020 19:26

-and all the world's capitol cities are in flames today as millions of
bureaucrat model Clonepas violently exploded in a
synchronized self-destruction extravaganza! Anarchy reigns as-
PP‚uPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
@QQQQ@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ΏΏ
/@@/ @@| |@@^@@@@@@@@@@(E-E ) Holy fuck!
l “ρ | @@ | |@@@@@@@@@^ PP’UPP^|
_QR_Q||@@_@@@@.^QQQQQ^^
@|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|@@@@@@@ |l„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ]l|'

625 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7020 19:54

( LƒΦ`) That should take care of those overdue parking tickets once and for all!

626 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7020 21:06

( E-E) You destroyed all civilization to get out of parking tickets?

( E-E) ....

( E-E) You're my hero! I take back all the mean things I said about you!

627 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7021 11:08

( E-E) Now take your pills!

628 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7023 10:35

( EƒΦE) Hello everyone! I just woke up, did I miss anything exciting?

629 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7023 10:51

( LƒΦ`) Not really. Go prepare for your show.

630 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7038 22:45

( EƒΦE) Gather round, everybody! It's time for the Everybody Loves Clonepa Christmas Special!

631 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7039 01:15

( E-E) Nobody loves you

632 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7039 16:05

( EƒΦE) You seem to have me confused with you. Happens all the time.

( EƒΦE) Anyways, our musical guests tonight will be the candy metal band Gingerbread Manthraxx!

633 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7039 16:29

( LƒΦ`) Let me in please

634 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7039 18:25

( EƒΦE) Sing along, kids!

( EƒΦE) On the first day of Christmas, my Grandpa gave to me...

635 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7039 18:28

( E-E) A bucket of dicks.
( E-E) Fuck you grandpa.
( E-E) Fuck you.

636 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7039 18:42

( EƒΦE) On the second day of Christmas, my Grandpa gave to me...
( ί ƒŽί) Two thigh high socks!
( E-E) And a bucket of dicks. Fuck you Grandpa.

637 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7039 18:48

( EƒΦE) On the second day of Christmas, my Grandpa gave to me...
( EmE) Nothing I was in to.
( ί ƒŽί) Two thigh high socks!
( E-E) And a bucket of dicks. Fuck you Grandpa.

638 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7039 18:50

( EƒΦE) I mean "Third day!"

( EƒΦE) Poop. We'll have to start over now.

639 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7039 21:03

( EƒΦE) On the second day of Christmas, my Grandpa gave to me...
( EmE) Nothing I was in to.
( ί ƒŽί) Two thigh high socks!
( E-E) And a bucket of dicks. Fuck you Grandpa.
( ˃ ƒŽ˂) And a pair of mittens in a tree!

640 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7039 21:35

( EƒΦE) I, um... you...

( EƒΦE) Let's just skip to the fourth day, shall we?

641 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7039 21:36

( EƒΦE) On the eighteenth day of Christmas, my Grandpa gave to me...
( LƒΦ`) Good God, just stop it now.

( EƒΦE) Okay.

642 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7039 22:07

( EƒΦE) On the 14th day of the winter solstice Panpa gave to me...

643 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7039 22:17

>>642

<ʁL ͜ƒΦ`Κ> I didn't give you anything.

644 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7040 10:33

( EƒΦE) One last time!

( EƒΦE) On the twelfth day of Christmas, my Grandpa gave to me...
(◕ ◡ ◕) Twelve sublunar lolis.
i MƒnLjEleven teas a-brewing.
( LƒΦ`) Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(EΝE) Nine cute imoutos!
( ˃ „D˂) EIGHT LAZY FUCKASSES!
( ί -ί) Seven repressed memories.
i@EΝEjSix hats of shit.
( ˃ ƒŽ˂) Five pairs of mittens!
( Gί„Dί) Four severed fingers...
( EmE) Nothing I was in to.
( ί ƒŽί) Two thigh high socks!
( E-E) I refuse to participate in this song any longer.

645 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7040 13:02

„‹(`„DL„‹) Why wasn't I invited to this party???

646 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7040 22:25

( EƒΦE) Nobody's bumped your thread in forever. We all thought you were dead.

647 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7041 00:32

(Ιί-ί)Ι~„³„ͺ„³ We reddit now

648 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7041 00:41

(Ιί-ί)Ι = 3 *waft* Smell my fart.

649 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7041 01:05

(Ιί-ί)Ι~„³„ͺ„³ No, >>647, Reddit is us now.

650 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7041 01:22

( EƒΦE) And that was Mittens with the Token Fart Joke! Let's give her a hand!

651 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7041 04:04

i*`యLjI'd rather not.

652 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7043 22:14

What're you all going to get each other for christmas.

653 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7044 09:18

( ί -ί) I'm one with reddit. Watch me slapping troll faces over a group photo. It's a great pleasure. Participate. Have Fun. Enjoy.

654 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7045 19:18

( EƒΦE) Hey Beady Eyes, it's time for us to go on a quest to find the true meaning of Christm--

( EƒΦE) Oh, never mind, you're busy with your little girl cartoons again.

655 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7045 20:55

Super Sparkle Motion Transform Peanut Butter Happy
Tweezer Chan!`τ
PP‚uPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
@QQQQ@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ΏΏ
/@@/ @@| |@@^@@@@@@@@@@(E-E ) Yeah! Go! Go! Go!
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656 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7046 02:37

Girls have a "Girls Penis" Mimi-chan.
PP‚uPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
@QQQQ@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ΏΏ
/@@/ @@| |@@^@@@@@@@@@@(E-E ) KnJ is great.
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657 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7048 11:53

( EƒΦE) I wish I had a Girls Penis.

658 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7048 15:08

( EƒΦE) I wish I had a Penis-Girls.

659 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7049 01:20

( EƒΦE) Hi, kids! We had a special moment planned for you, but since Beady Eyes is busy jackin' it to Super Happy Zircon Encrusted Tweezer-Chan, we'll just have our musical guest fill this slot!

( EƒΦE) Put your hands in the air for Gingerbread Manthraxx!!

660 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7049 01:25

(EƒΦE ) What does this mean, "jackin' it"?

661 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7049 12:14

( ί ƒŽί) Well, when a man and his mitten love each other very much...

662 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7049 20:02

(EƒΦE ) They buy presents for each other?

663 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7049 20:50

( ί -ί) ...

( ί -ί) Sure. Presents.

664 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7049 20:52

( ί ƒŽί) Oh, they give each other a present alright

665 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7050 10:06

( EƒΦE) Well now that we've got that cleared up, I'd like to introduce our next guest: Santa!

( EƒΦE) ...

( EƒΦE) No, wait, that was a typo. Let me try again.

( EƒΦE) Our next guest: Satan! Take it away, >>666!

666 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7050 15:15

( EƒΦE) ketamine ketamine ketamine ketamine ketamine ketamine

667 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7051 22:40

( EƒΦE) HEY KIDS, SATANICALLY POSSESSED CLONEPA HERE!

( EƒΦE) YOU SHOULD TAKE LOTS OF DRUGS! IT'LL BE FUN, I PROMISE!

( EƒΦE) WELL THAT'S ALL FROM ME FOR NOW, BUT I'LL BE SEEING YOU AGAIN VERY, VERY SOON!

( EƒΦE) TOODLES!

668 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7052 17:43

( EEEƒΦEEE) HEY KIDS, SIGN YOUR SOUL TO ME, I HAVE KETAMINE!

669 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7053 06:52

( EƒΦE) Anyway, that's all for tonight's show. I hope you kids are also jackin' it! I know I am.

670 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7053 06:54

Children's television show star Clonepa will be on
seven second delay until further notice after\
PP‚uPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
@QQQQ@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ΘΘ
/@@/ @@| |@@^@@@@@@@@@@(LƒΦ` ) Maybe calling a Standards and Practices strike was a bad call.
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671 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7053 07:02

( ί -ί) Kids, after last night's episode, we need to set the record straight.

( ί -ί) A stocking is not a mitten. It is like a mitten, but it goes on feet. Or perhaps it is the decorative kind put on the mantle at Christmastime.

( ί ƒŽί) From everyone at Everybody Loves Clonepa Productions, we hope your gift giving and receiving is of a distinctly family friendly nature this year!

( ί ƒŽί) ...

(-ƒŽ- ) ... only five years till contract is over....

672 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7053 19:02

I have to say, Kevin, I'm not at all curious as to what
that Beady Eyes bit on tonight's show was going to be.

You bloody well got dat right, Eunice! Well, that's our After
Show for tonight. Next up, Darkpa's Daily Dis-
PP‚uPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
@QQQQ@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ΏΏ
/@@/ @@| |@@^@@@@@@@@@@(E-E ) HOLY SHIT I MISSED IT?
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673 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7053 22:41

( EƒΦE) Hey kids! Did you know that ingesting 750 mg of ketamine will æfter þe Scene iernþ westweard bedǣleð hē Connaht of Munstire, oþþæt þe Clarscīr, Munstir dǣl, licþ be norþan his strēame?

( ί -ί) I think this one's broken.

674 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7054 20:44

( EƒΦE) reep bijit reep bijit reep bijit jork

( xƒΦx) -urk-

( ί -ί) Yep. Busted.

675 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7056 18:35

( ί -ί) But what light shines from yonder cloning vat?

( ί ƒŽί) Lo, unto us a Clonepa is born!

( EƒΦE) Hello, world!

676 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7057 00:06

( EƒΦE) #!/bin/bash
echo "hello World"
If true
do
kill pidof universe
done
fi

677 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7057 00:17

( EƒΦE) $ cat `which universe`

#!/bin/bash
echo "hello World"
if true
do
kill `pidof universe`
done
fi

678 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7057 01:22

(̵̵͢ ̢E҉̨͟ƒΦ̕E)҉҉ ̧́h҉̧͟ęr̨é̶ ̷͡͞we ̀g͠o̧ ̴̢ag̸͢ai͢͝n̢

( ί -ί) very sorry

679 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7057 10:33

( ` ñM) PA LA PINGA

680 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7058 04:30

( EƒΦE) Hello! My name is Clonepa!

681 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7058 04:40

( EƒΦE) I'm the black goat of the woods with a thousand young!

( EƒΦE) Yay!

682 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7058 06:49

@@@@@@ A,,,,,,A
@ @@,,,,,,Ϊ @@@ށU
@S,;'@ @T*E,,ƒΦE)@Quite literally!
@@;' €,,,,,,, @;; ,,ž:'
@@|_j l_j@|_jή‚Œ_j

683 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7060 17:57

( E-E) Take that fursuit off.

684 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7060 19:35

@@@@@@ A,,,,,,A
@ @@,,,,,,Ϊ @@@ށU
@S,;'@ @T*E,,ƒΦE)@I am Clonepagurrath!
@@;' €,,,,,,, @;; ,,ž:'@@You cannot derail the coming of the Old Gods!
@@|_j l_j@|_jή‚Œ_j

685 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7060 20:12

( E-E) No, I really must insist. Gimme that.

686 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7060 21:57

@@@@@@ A,,,,,,A
@ @@,,,,,,Ϊ @@@ށU
@S,;'@ @T*E,,ƒΦE)@No!
@@;' €,,,,,,, @;; ,,ž:'@@I will devour your soul like an old rusty tin can!
@@|_j l_j@|_jή‚Œ_j

687 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7061 01:19

( E-E) I want my goat suit back, you buttless abomination!

( E-E) Furfagcon is coming up and I need to dryclean the clone smell out of it!

688 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7061 03:06

In case anyone's wondering, I'm the hind legs!
@V@@@@ A,,,,,,A
@( ί ƒŽί) Ϊ @@@ށU
@S,;'@ @T*E,,ƒΦE)@ Get back in my butt
@@;' €,,,,,,, @;; ,,ž:'@
@@|_j l_j@|_jή‚Œ_j

689 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7061 09:00

( E-E) Gah! You're stretching it, you monster! That garb is strictly for one person. One person with an ass to speak of.

690 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7061 16:32

@@@@@@@@ @@@_,,,,,,_
@@@@@@@@ @@/@_R
@@@@@@@@@ @l@ƒί„Dί)` Hey beady eyes why aren't you in your furfagsuit yet?
@ /|@/άR/άR/OΙ:Q́½@@@The con's about to start.
@ | .ƒ\@@ƒm@ @ƒm@Ι:QΙ
@ !€Q_“όQ“όQ_ΙU"U

691 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7061 19:01

@@ (ά-=+=ά)
@@ // f@₯fR
@@ œc@ V~~VΠ @
@@@|=‚E ƒΦE)@Yeah, get it in gear! The Yiffacato Five are playing!@@@@@
@@@l== @@ @)@ @
@@ l=@@,,^@@@
@@@@U" U@ @ @
@@@@@@ PPP@

692 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7063 19:24

( E-E) GIVE ME BACK MY GOAT SUIT
( E-E) YOU'RE RUINING MY LIFE
( E-E) I HATE YOU AND ALL YOUR VAT-GROWN SHITFAT FUCKLE PISSNIPPLE FLAPCRAPPY TURKEYBASTER

( E-E) May I have my goat suit back now, please?

693 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7064 14:02

( EƒΦE) Well I suppose you can have it back if you really want it, but it might be a little bit stained...

694 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7064 20:06

( EƒΦE) Clonepaggurath unfortunately dissolved inside it.

( EƒΦE) It was pretty gross, to be honest.

695 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7065 23:37

( EƒΦE) On the upside, it smells like chicken soup and mold!

696 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7066 11:19

( EƒΦE) Hey, are you crying?

( EƒΦE) Cheer up, Beady! We're all friends here; there's no need to be upset.

697 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7066 14:48

( EƒΦE) I made you a cupcake!

698 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7066 18:59

( EƒΦE) And you can wash it down with this onion milkshake!

699 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7068 12:07

( EƒΦE) Oh, and I also got you a 700 GET! They're your favourite, right?

700 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7068 12:58

( E-E) I hate it

701 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7069 17:03

( EƒΦE) ... turkey baster?

702 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7070 03:48

( E-E) I hate those too.

703 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7070 03:49

( EƒΦE) Pure liquified hate, the perfect gift for you.

704 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7070 04:37

( EƒΦE) Now that that bullshit is taken care of, we have a very special show today, kids.

( EƒΦE) A very special guest is going to tell us the secrets of being a successful AA character!

(███) (identity concealed until dramatic reveal, after these messages!)

705 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7070 04:46

( EƒΦE) Our musical guest tonight is the Grimecore band SMUDGE!

706 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7070 05:47

( E-E) I thought this was supposed to be a kids show. Are you sure this group is kid-friendly?

707 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7070 13:26

( EƒΦE) Our musical guest tonight is the Candycore band FUDGE!

708 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7070 15:36

( E-E) Way to encourage tooth decay!

709 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7070 15:38

( EƒΦE) Sigh...

( EƒΦE) Our musical guest tonight is the Spoobnumbycore band DUDGE!

(EƒΦE ) Try to find a problem with THAT one, party pooper!

710 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7070 16:37

( E-E) Its not the yiffacato five.

711 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7070 18:22

( EƒΦE) Thank goodness.

( EƒΦE) We'll be back after these super important messages!

712 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7070 18:33

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713 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7072 00:09

( E-E) How is it you can book a new band in seconds like that?

( EƒΦE) It's always the same band. We just change their costumes.

714 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7072 11:22

( ███) Can I take this off my face yet?

715 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7072 21:00

( EƒΦE) We're doing your bit near the end of the show. Have patience!

716 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7072 22:56

( EƒΦE) Welcome back, kids! Time for Beady Eyes to do some stupid filler!

( EƒΦE) Take it away, Character Everybody Hates!

717 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7072 23:19

( E-E)

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( E-E) ...

718 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7073 03:17

( E-E) What is the d-

( EƒΦE) Beady Eyes, ladies and gentlemen!

( EƒΦE) And now, give it up for DUDGE!!

719 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7073 21:10

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720 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7074 06:15

( EƒΦE) Or more commercials, I guess.

721 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7074 20:57

@@@@( LƒΦ`) This show's more organized than most of them.
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@__¦ ¦ ¦ ¦ ¦R @ @ @ .|_QQ_ < So what's up next? Puzzle time?
@@ _`[„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„ŸR @@ _|@ |‚’\\‚”|
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722 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7076 00:04

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@@@@@@^|Θ_Θ|
@@@@@@||. (₯ƒΦ₯`| That's our show for tonight, kids! G'bye!!!
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@@@@@@||@|i__j‚i|
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@@@@@@@ |@@@ |
@@@@@@@ |@@ o.|
@@@ @@@@|@ @@|
@@@@@@ @|@@@ |
@@@@@@@@PP whamp

723 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7076 01:44

( EƒΦE) I think that may have been my best show ever!

724 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7076 13:02

( ███) ...

725 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7076 14:25

( EƒΦE) What, you expected me to cram you into the schedule at such short notice? This network has a very strict twenty-six minutes of commercials per half-hour policy, and we always have so many things to cover in our four minutes!

726 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7076 15:00

( EƒΦE) And tonight's puzzle was really hard!

727 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7076 16:06

( E-E) Were you planning on telling me I had a bit in the show tonight sometime before the actual show?

728 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7076 18:23

( EƒΦE) A very prudent question!

( EƒΦE) Hmm, let me think about it...

( EƒΦE) No, I don't believe that I was.

730 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7077 00:56

>>729
(EɷE) My mouth is a butt, Forbes.

731 Name: Miles : 1993-09-7077 01:10

They've squired me, Forbes.

732 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7077 09:50

( E-E) Clonepa, I'm pregnant.

( E-E) And you're the father.

733 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7077 17:17

-=DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN=-

734 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7079 10:38

( EƒΦE) Well, fancy that.

735 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7079 11:08

( EƒΦE) Let's fire up this device I had lying around and see what the baby will look like as an adult, in the future!

( E-E) That isn't going anywhere near me.

( EƒΦE) It's telepathic.

( EƒΦE) I forgot how slow it printed. Let's read it as it comes through!

+============================================================+
| BABY FUTURE ADULT BABY SCANNING FUTURE DEVICE Future Ver. |
+------------------------------------------------------------+
| Baby's future adult baby face:

736 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7079 13:14

|
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Thank you for using BABY FUTURE ABSFD!
Your account has been charged 99.99.99

737 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7079 15:44

( EƒΦE) This is the most horrible thing I've ever seen!


( EƒΦE) I'm going to kill myself now.


( EƒΦE ) Isn't that great, kids?

738 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7079 16:15

( E-E) huh?

( E-E) Oh, yeahhhhhhhh.

( E-E) Well, now we've found one whole thing he's into.

739 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7081 11:51

( EƒΦE ) I'm really going to do it! Don't try to stop me!

740 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7081 17:21

( E-E) No, no, no. Go right head.

741 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7081 21:20

( E-E) It's not like we don't have spares.

742 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7081 21:40

( EƒΦE) Factory reset complete.

( EƒΦE) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.

743 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7081 22:11

( EƒΦE) In case of emergency, all memories since last reset and/or creation have been smooshed together and excreted as a brown paste from my solid wastes hole. Keep it safe!

( EƒΦE) And bring me some new underwear.

744 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7082 15:20

( E-E) Clonepa, you're pregnant.

( E-E) And Junior is the father.

745 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7082 15:57

( ƒ³ƒΦƒ³) Gasp!

746 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7082 16:38

( LƒΦ`) No son of mine is going to have a child out of wedlock. Time for a shotgun wedding.

747 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7082 20:38

( L⍹`) I'm a dumb idiot forever

748 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7083 11:29

(EΝE) Grandpa, have you been doing cocaine?

(EΝE) There's even a line of it on your chin.

(EΝE) You do realise you're supposed to inhale it, not eat it, right?

749 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7083 13:34

( E⍹E)I wish you had said that earlier.

750 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7083 18:18

( E-E) You fuckasses had better have left some cocaine for me.

751 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7084 13:48

( LƒΦ`) Yeah, we saved some for you. We labeled it "Arsenic" so the clones wouldn't get into it.

752 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7084 14:15

( E-E) There are 2 containers marked "Arsenic." Which one should be snorted?

753 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7084 14:16

( LƒΦ`) Either one should be fine.

754 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7086 10:22

( @E)‚\\\ snrrrrrt

( E-E) Blech! Dammit, this is caster sugar!

755 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7086 14:31

( EƒΦE) No actually, I think that's arsenic, it clearly says arsenic on the label.

756 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7086 16:41

( LƒΦ`) Back in my day, we used to snuffle a powdered sugar mixed with tooth powder

757 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7087 01:25

( EƒΦE) Arsenic is bad.

758 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7087 04:22

( L‿ᖨ`) I think sobaby look it

759 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7088 01:15

Grandpa, you're pregnant. And Barack Obama is the f--
PP‚uPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
@QQQQ@@@@@@clik@@@ @ΘQΘ @@@@
/@@/ @@| |@@@@@@@+@žΌiEƒΦE@R This is getting silly.
l “ρ | @@ | |@@@@@ @@@@.^PP’UPP^|
_QR_Q| |@@ @@@@@ .^QQQQQ^^
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760 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7088 19:03

Clonepa, you're pregnant. And Clonepa is the f--
PP‚uPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
@QQQQ@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ΘΘ
/@@/ @@| |@@^@@@@@@@@@@(EƒΦE ) Now that's more like it!
l “ρ | @@ | |@@@@@@@@@^ PP’UPP^|
_QR_Q||@@_@@@@.^QQQQQ^^
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761 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7090 12:36

( EƒΦE) Life is wonderful!

762 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7090 17:32

( L‿ᖨ`) I think sobaby look it real

763 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7090 17:59

( EƒΦE) I think you need to leave.

764 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7090 21:17

( L‿ᖨ`)

765 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7091 00:47

( EƒΦE) . . .

766 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7091 01:56

( L‿ᖨ`) no.

767 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7091 09:18

( EƒΦE) I hoped it wouldn't come to this, but you leave me no choice...

768 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7091 18:17

( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) We must assimilate you.

( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ONE OF US

769 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7091 19:06

( L‿ᖨ`) I think saaaaaa
( E‿ᖨ`) aaaaaaaAAAAAA
( E‿ᖨE) AAAAAA‚ ‚ ‚ ‚ ‚ ‚ 
( EƒΦᖨE) ‚ ‚ ‚ ‚ ‚ ‚ HHHHHH
( EƒΦE) HHHHHHello everyone, my name is Clonepa!

770 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7091 20:40

( E-E) Thank god he's gone.

771 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7091 20:54

( EƒΦE) You're next.

772 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7091 21:04

( E-E) What the fuck are you ta--
( E`E) ...Oh gaaaaaa
(ζ`E) aaaaaaAAAAAA
(ζUE) AAAAAA‚ ‚ ‚ ‚ ‚ ‚ 
(ζƒΦE) ‚ ‚ ‚ ‚ ‚ ‚ HHHHHHH
( EƒΦE) HHHHHHello everyone! My mouth tastes funny.

773 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7091 22:53

In other news, the Clonepa Collective is growing by leaps and bounds!
Get in on the ground floor of this amazing opportunity now!
PP‚uPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
@@@@@@@
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@Is this all part of your plan?
@QQQQ@@@@@@@@@@@@ΘΘ@ ΘΘ @
/@@/ @@| |@@^@@@@@@@@(EΝE)(LƒΦ` ) Sure is.
l “ρ | @@ | |@@@@@@@@@^ PP’UPP^|
_QR_Q||@@_@@@@.^QQQQQ^^
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774 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7091 22:54

( EƒΦE) Thank god I'm gone.

775 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7091 23:08

( EƒΦE) Invest in clone housing, it's cheap affordable housing for the huge clonepa population boom.

776 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7092 04:47

( EƒΦE) Each ClonePod(tm) is 1 meter by 1 meter by 1 meter - just enough room for one of us to curl up tightly in! No unsightly windows or air vents either! Just a set of handles around the self-sealing lid.

777 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7093 17:59

( EƒΦE) Y'know, I almost miss Beady Eyes.

778 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7093 18:09

( EƒΦE) He was my best friend.

779 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7093 20:24

( EƒΦE) Now I can't tell him apart from the rest of us.

780 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7093 20:34

( EƒΦE) Me neither.

781 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7093 23:04

( EƒΦE) Am I him?

782 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7095 02:32

( EƒΦE) My eyes are fairly beady, now that I think about it...

783 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7095 22:59

( EƒΦE) Perhaps there's a little bit of Beady Eyes in all of us!

784 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7096 13:51

( EƒΦE) I was just undergoing self-replication when one of them came out all weird.

( E-E) That was the most awful experience of my life.

785 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7096 15:46

( EƒΦE) Even worse than that time you got beat up by a group of five year old girls?

( EƒΦE) Or that time your left testicle imploded?

( EƒΦE) Oh, and who could forget that time we accidentally put you in an airmail package and sent you to a tribe of cannibals in Papua New Guinea?

786 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7096 18:44

( EƒΦE) What about that time your eyes were the gateways to the dimension of fire, and every time you blinked, your eyes would burn really bright?

787 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7097 19:08

( EƒΦE) Or when you found out Grandpa was your father?

788 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7097 19:11

( E-E) ALL OF YOU .LEAVE ME ALONE I HATE YOU ALL

789 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7097 19:28

( EƒΦE) But I'm only one person. Are you okay?

790 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7097 21:09

( EƒΦE) Me too. Would you like a glass of water?

791 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7097 23:28

( EƒΦE) We are all one. Would you like some cake?

792 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7098 12:16

( E-E) I... you just... you...

( E-E) Yes, I would like some cake.

793 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7098 15:30

( EƒΦE) Too bad, we're going to sing Jethro Tull songs.
( EƒΦE) And one, two, three.
( EƒΦE) SITTING ON A PARK BENCH

794 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7098 18:31

( EƒΦE) WHISTLE ALONG ON THE SEVENTH DAY!

795 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7098 18:41

( EƒΦE) I can't actually whistle, my mouth is a butt.

796 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7098 20:45

( EƒΦE) I'M NOT THE KIND YOU HAVE TO WIND UP ON SUNDAY

797 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7098 21:44

( EƒΦE) SAVE YOURSELF A PENNY FOR THE FERRYMAN, SAVE YOURSELF AND LET THEM SUFFER

798 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7099 00:42

( EƒΦE) GIMME SOMMA THAT WHATCHYOU SUCKIN' ON
( EƒΦE) BUT THERE WAS NO REPLY 'CAUSE SHE WAS GONE!

799 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7099 12:35

( E-E) 800 GET.

800 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7099 12:56

( E-E) 799 GET

801 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7100 10:26

( E-E) Hey, where's that cake you promised me?

802 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7100 14:03

( EƒΦE)I CAME ACROSS THE DESERT TO GREET YOU WITH A SMILE IT'S HARDLY WORTH MY WHILE.

( EƒΦE)Wait we're done singing now?
( EƒΦE) Anyway I can't cook so your cake just turned into a pineapple

803 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7101 10:24

( ί ƒŽί) Silly Clonepa, that's not a pineapple!

804 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7101 11:29

( EƒΦE) What d-- oh yeah, you're right.
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@@@@@@@@./ ,' 3@`R°‚Α
@@@@@@@@l@@ ½@ά_‚Β
@@@@@ @@ `'°---]'''''
( EƒΦE) Looks more like a banana.

805 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7102 01:14

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806 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7102 04:11

( EƒΦE) Holy shit, a VIPPER who isn't VIPPING a nap.
( EƒΦE) We're going to have to alert DADDY COOL.

807 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7102 19:04

( EƒΦE) Oh, DADDY COOL didn't pay his server bill this month.

( EƒΦE) Probably didn't have the money since people weren't paying him enough.

808 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7102 23:16

( E-E) Oh, I paidhim enough. He never delivered on the VIP QUALITY.
( E-E) Probably took my money and ran to mootxico.

809 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7102 23:18

( EƒΦE) You do realize VIP QUALITY might mean something completely different to a guy who talks like Torgo, you fuckwit?

( EƒΦE ) Empathy, kids!

810 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7105 11:48

( EƒΦE) Now, gather round, everyone! Today we're going to learn about quantum chromodynamics.

811 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7105 20:35

( E-E) But I don't wanna learn about quantum chromodynamics

812 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7105 21:25

( ί ƒŽί) You shut your whore mouth and listen, dammit!

813 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7107 20:33

( EƒΦE) Gluons are antired,
( EƒΦE) Quarks are antiblue;
( EƒΦE) Quantum physics is almost as difficult as poetry
( EƒΦE) Also, I have no butt.

814 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7108 21:49

( EƒΦE) No butt, no butt
( EƒΦE) I've never had a butt
( EƒΦE) Plenty of ifs and many ands
( EƒΦE) But not a single butt!

815 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7108 22:19

:Ι haheheheheha
:jhaheheha@
:ƒmhehehahehahehaha
:Rhehehahe

816 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7109 04:43

( EƒΦE) Shine a light on an electron
( EƒΦE) The electron will swerve!
( EƒΦE) The act of observing
( EƒΦE) Disturbs the observed!

( EƒΦE) Heisenberg's musing
( EƒΦE) is a punch to the gut.
( EƒΦE) But the thing most disturbing
( EƒΦE) Is I have no butt!

817 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7109 06:54

:Ι hooheeyaahooho
:jhooheehohoohoo
:ƒmheoohahaho
:Rhehoho

818 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7109 16:10

( E-E) When did we get a live studio audience?

( E-E) One that wasn't leftover Clonepas, I mean?

819 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7109 20:06

( EƒΦE) Are they all lying down?

( EƒΦE) IS IT NAPTIME?

820 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7109 21:15

lΙ zzzzzzzzzzz
ljzzzzzzzzzzzzz
lƒm zzzzzzzzz
lR zzzzz

821 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7109 21:36

Viewers were amused to sleep by today's episode of Everybody Loves
Clonepa, wherein the clones delivered an information-dense musical
number about quantum chromodynamics and butts. What will those-
PP‚uPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
@QQQQ@@@@@@clik@@@ @ΘQΘ @@@@
/@@/ @@| |@@@@@@@+@žΌiEƒΦE@R@That's enough news for today.
l “ρ | @@ | |@@@@@@@@@^ PP’UPP^|
_QR_Q||@@@@@@@.^QQQQQ^^
@|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|@@@@@@@|l„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ]l|'

822 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7109 22:44

( EƒΦE) All right ladies and gentlemen, it's time for the catgirl segment! Everybody get out your nekomimi and we shall begin.

( EƒΦE)‚Θ__Θ

Θ__Θ
( EƒΦE) ‚Ι‚α`

823 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7109 23:37

@ @ ΘQΘ
@@@i EƒΦEj@@It happened again.
@@Ό@ @@ ‚Β
@@Ό‚t@@‚t‚Α
@@Ό@ @@ ½
@@Ό@@x@½
@@@ | @ @ |
@@@ ‚t'ά'‚t

824 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7110 00:01

(EΝE) Shall I get the shotgun, Grandpa?

825 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7110 01:38

@ @ ΘQΘ
@@@i EƒΦEj@@Come on in.
@@Ό@ @@ ‚Β
@@Ό‚t@@‚t‚Α
@@Ό@ @@ ½
@@Ό@ ◉@½
@@@ | @ @ |
@@@ ‚t'ά'‚t

826 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7110 02:13

( LƒΦ`) Please do, Junior. I thought I'd fixed that glitch already.

827 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7110 02:17

(EΝE) Hold on a moment, there's something I need to do first.

(EΝE)‚Θ__Θ

Θ__Θ
(EΝE) ‚Ι‚α`

828 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7110 02:22

Θ__Θ
( EΝE) Grandpa, how did you learn to create these imperfect clones of yourself?

829 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7110 03:28

@@@ ΘQΘ
@@@i EƒΦEj@@Up up and away!
@@Ό@ @@ ‚Β
@@Ό‚t@@‚t‚Α
@@Ό@ @@ ½
@@Ό@ @@ ½
@@Ό@ @@ ½
@@Ό@ @@ ½
@@Ό@ @@ ½
@@Ό@ @@ ½
@@Ό@ @@ ½
@@Ό@ @@ ½
@@Ό@ @@ ½
@@Ό@ @@ ½
@@Ό@ @@ ½
@@Ό@ @@ ½
@@Ό@ @@ ½
@@Ό@ @@ ½
@@Ό@ @@ ½
@@Ό@ ◉@@½
@@@ | @ @ |
@@@ ‚t'ά'‚t

830 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7111 02:43

    _______________________
/ \
/ _________ \
/ / \ \
Ό@ @@ ½ Ό@ @@ ½

@@Ό@ @@ ½ Ό@ @@ ½
@@Ό@ @@ ½ Ό@ @@ ½
@@Ό@ @@ ½ Ό ‚Β
@@Ό@ @@ ½ i EmEj
@@Ό@ @@ ½ v---v
@@Ό@ @@ ½
@@Ό@ @@ ½
@@Ό@ @@ ½
@@Ό@ @@ ½
@@Ό@ @@ ½
@@Ό@ @@ ½
@@Ό@ @@ ½
@@Ό@ @@ ½
@@Ό@ @@ ½
@@Ό@ ◉@@½
@@@ | @ @ |
@@@ ‚t'ά'‚t

831 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7111 18:07

( E-E)

(E-E )

( E-E) ...

( E-E)‚Θ_Θ

Θ_Θ
( E-E) ‚Ι‚α`

832 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7111 20:01

@ @ ΘQΘ
@@ i @E-Ej@@Oh, fuck this!
@@Ό@ @@ ‚Β
@@Ό‚t@@‚t‚Α
@@Ό@ @@ ½
@@Ό@ ◉@½
@@@ | @ @ |
@@@ ‚t'ά'‚t

833 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7112 18:13

(EΝE) Yeahhhh, I'd better go get that shotgun now.

834 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7114 19:42

@@@@@@@@ @@@@@ƒΑ'Μ
@@@@@@@@@@ ² i'i,@,/@@@@@@@@@@@ (R
@@@@@@@@@ ( 'i,MΠ' R i@@@@@@@@@@@@RM)'Μ
@@@@@@@@(_R,,_ `@':.R@@@@@@@@@@@ @jƒΑ),Ι)
@@@@@@@@S'@..,,@@@ '; 'l,@@@@@@@ @ @ ,/ .:'@ƒm'
@@@ @ @@@@ T- .,,, @ .:@i!@@@@@@@@@ƒm' ,:'@''",Μ
@@@@@@@,,-'', ',,,.. @@ .:' /'@@@@@@@''",,::'@@@"‚Β
@@@@@@@@ `ƒc€,,°- .:' i,,,,,ΘQΘƒΑL@''"S€@@œc'
@@@@@@@@@ ''-œc,,@ ':, @.i EƒΦEj.@R€,,_,,ƒm'ά@@This is my final form!
@@@@@@@@@@@ ,œc'@@@|@@@ / '@ή"@'-=-'"
@@@@@@@@@@@@ƒm., "Ό i@Rƒm@ @,,_,,,ƒ~OS
@@@@@@@@@@@@@ "''Β' Ι>ƒm R''R)
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ƒŒΪ

835 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7115 18:08

@@@ ΘQΘ@@I got your final form right here, you mutant!
@@@i@EΝEj
@@/@__y„‘‚O„’ Q Q,.,;:''''""'';;;...,,
@@T|•i‰ρP] iίii;;'', @@@@@ '',.:;,,,.@'"@.,. @.,,.@
@@@|ŽMŽMŽMΙ__Ι P P '':;:,..@@,...;:''"
@@..iQ_Ɂ@RQj@@@@@@''";"'@

836 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7116 00:07

@@@ ΘQΘ@@If it bleeds, we can kill it!
@@@i@EΝEj
@@/@__y„‘‚O„’ Q Q,.,;:''''""'';;;...,,
@@T|•i‰ρP] iίii;;'', @@@@@ '',.:;,,,.@'"@.,. @.,,.@
@@@|ŽMŽMŽMΙ__Ι P P '':;:,..@@,...;:''"
@@..iQ_Ɂ@RQj@@@@@@''";"'@

837 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7116 00:20

@@@@@@@@ @@@@@ƒΑ'Μ
@@@@@@@@@@ ² i'i,@,/@@@@@@@@@@@ (R
@@@@@@@@@ ( 'i,MΠ' R i@@@@@@@@@@@@RM)'Μ
@@@@@@@@(_R,,_ `@':.R@@@@@@@@@@@ @jƒΑ),Ι)
@@@@@@@@S'@..,,@@@ '; 'l,@@@@@@@ @ @ ,/ .:'@ƒm'
@@@ @ @@@@ T- .,,, @ .:@i!@@@@@@@@@ƒm' ,:'@''",Μ
@@@@@@@,,-'', ',,,.. @@ .:' /'@@@@@@@''",,::'@@@"‚Β
@@@@@@@@ `ƒc€,,°- .:' i,,,,,ΘQΘƒΑL@''"S€@@œc'
@@@@@@@@@ ''-œc,,@ ':, @.i EƒΦEj.@R€,,_,,ƒm'ά@@But I don't bleed.
@@@@@@@@@@@ ,œc'@@@|@@@ / '@ή"@'-=-'"
@@@@@@@@@@@@ƒm., "Ό i@Rƒm@ @,,_,,,ƒ~OS
@@@@@@@@@@@@@ "''Β' Ι>ƒm R''R)
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ƒŒΪ

838 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7116 00:29

@@@ ΘQΘ@@... plan B, guys? Guys?
@@@i@EΝEj
@@/@__y„‘‚O„’ Q Q
@@T|•i‰ρP] iίii::j
@@@|ŽMŽMŽMΙ__Ι
@@..iQ_Ɂ@RQj

839 Name: Minister of War : 1993-09-7116 00:32

We should strategically send hundreds of thousands of our men against him to fall one by one until we or it dies.

840 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7116 15:05

@@@@@@@@ @@@@@ƒΑ'Μ
@@@@@@@@@@ ² i'i,@,/@@@@@@@@@@@ (R
@@@@@@@@@ ( 'i,MΠ' R i@@@@@@@@@@@@RM)'Μ
@@@@@@@@(_R,,_ `@':.R@@@@@@@@@@@ @jƒΑ),Ι)
@@@@@@@@S'@..,,@@@ '; 'l,@@@@@@@ @ @ ,/ .:'@ƒm'
@@@ @ @@@@ T- .,,, @ .:@i!@@@@@@@@@ƒm' ,:'@''",Μ
@@@@@@@,,-'', ',,,.. @@ .:' /'@@@@@@@''",,::'@@@"‚Β
@@@@@@@@ `ƒc€,,°- .:' i,,,,,ΘQΘƒΑL@''"S€@@œc'
@@@@@@@@@ ''-œc,,@ ':, @.i EƒΦEj.@R€,,_,,ƒm'ά@@Why can't we all just be friends?
@@@@@@@@@@@ ,œc'@@@|@@@ / '@ή"@'-=-'"@@I can give you flying piggyback rides!
@@@@@@@@@@@@ƒm., "Ό i@Rƒm@ @,,_,,,ƒ~OS
@@@@@@@@@@@@@ "''Β' Ι>ƒm R''R)
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ƒŒΪ

841 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7130 02:46

@ @ ΘQΘ
@@ i @E-Ej@@SHOOT ME!!!
@@Ό@ @@ ‚Β
@@Ό‚t@@‚t‚Α
@@Ό@ @@ ½
@@Ό@ @@ ½
@@Ό@ @@ ½
@@Ό@ ◉@½
@@@ | @ @ |
@@@ ‚t'ά'‚t

842 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7130 02:51

@ @ ΘQΘ
@@ i @E-Ej@@
@@Ό@ @@ ‚Β
@@Ό‚t@@‚t‚Α
@@Ό@ @@ ½
@@Ό@ @@ ½
@@Ό@ @@ ½
@@Ό@ @@ ½
@@Ό@ @@ ½
@@Ό@ @@ ½
@@Ό@ @@ ½
@@Ό@ @@ ½
@@Ό@ @@ ½
@@Ό@ @@ ½
@@Ό@ @@ ½
@@Ό@ @@ ½
@@Ό@ @@ ½
@@Ό@ @@ ½
@@Ό@ @@ ½
@@Ό@ @@ ½
@@Ό@ @@ ½
@@Ό@ @@ ½
@@Ό@ @@ ½
@@Ό@ @@ ½
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@@Ό@ @@ ½
@@Ό@ @@ ½
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@@Ό@ @@ ½
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@@Ό@ @@ ½
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@@Ό@ @@ ½
@@Ό@ @@ ½
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@@Ό@ @@ ½
@@Ό@ @@ ½
@@Ό@ @@ ½
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@@Ό@ @@ ½
@@Ό@ ◉@½
@@@ | @ @ |
@@@ ‚t'ά'‚t

843 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7130 03:24

@@@ ΘQΘ@@... looks like I'm out.
@@@i@EΝEj clik clik clik
@@/@__y„‘‚O„’ Q Q
@@T|•i‰ρP] iίii::j
@@@|ŽMŽMŽMΙ__Ι
@@..iQ_Ɂ@RQj

844 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7130 14:53

@@@@@@@@QQ_
@@@@@@^|Θ_Θ|
@@@@@@||. (₯ƒΦ₯`| That's our show for tonight, kids! G'bye!!!
@@@@@@||o‚Ζ.@ ‚t| And remember, don't ever wear nekomimi or you'll turn into a hideous inhuman mutant!
@@@@@@||@|i__j‚i|
@@@@@@||^œcP

@@ @@@@@ QQ_
@@@@@@@ |@@@ |
@@@@@@@ |@@ o.|
@@@ @@@@|@ @@|
@@@@@@ @|@@@ |
@@@@@@@@PP whamp

845 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7132 20:27

In other news, what the HELL was go-
PP‚uPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
@QQQQ@@@@@@clik@@@ @ΘQΘ @@@@
/@@/ @@| |@@@@@@@+@žΌiEƒΦE@R@That's enough news for today.
l “ρ | @@ | |@@@@@@@@@^ PP’UPP^|
_QR_Q||@@@@@@@.^QQQQQ^^
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846 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7133 20:05

( EƒΦE) It's awfully quiet in here.

847 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7133 22:31

i @E-Ej That happens when you shut the TV off.

848 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7134 01:39

( EƒΦE)

849 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7134 02:12

( EƒΦE) I'll never shut it off again. This quietness is creeping me out.

850 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7136 04:52

(₯`∍L₯) (ƒ`‚ցL) (#¬٨¬) We're the Shithouse Boys

851 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7136 15:19

( EƒΦE) That's nice.

( EƒΦE)

852 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7136 22:21

@@@@@@@@@ @ @ @ i
@@@@@ €@@@@@@ @i!
@@@@@ i,`RA@@@@ i |
@@@@@@i@ ˜€ΘQΘ |
@@@@@ @i,.::_,€-€EƒΦEj @Origami is fun!
@@@@@@-']'"1i ‚Ɓ@@ |:;A__ @
@@@@@@@R:/|| |/ά˜¦]'" '`]€
@@@@@@@@(_,|i!(Q)@ @ @ @ _
@@@@@@@@@‚v'"P'']-€_. @ @ _
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@`'']-\ˆκ

853 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7136 23:30

(₯`∍L₯) (ƒ`‚ցL) (#¬٨¬) Hey assface, you're gonna get a beat down

854 Name: Cue fight music!8NBuQ4l6uQ : 1993-09-7136 23:34

855 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7137 14:32

( `)(L) What did I do?

856 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7137 15:24

( EƒΦE) C'mon guys, don't beat up Uncle Assface!

857 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7137 19:03

(₯`∍L₯) (ƒ`‚ցL) (#¬٨¬)He was plotting to kill you. We found his plans in the foundry.

858 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7137 19:34

( E-E) Hey, has anyone seen my secret plans to kill Clonepa? I'm sure I left them around here somewhere.

859 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7137 19:58

( `)(L) Are we done here? I still haven't had my morning vomit.

860 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7138 01:17

( `)(L) I'm a big fat butt.

861 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7138 01:37

I'm drunker than I thought...

862 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7138 01:59

( EƒΦE) But are you sure you're as thunk as you drink you are?

863 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7138 03:36

(₯`∍L₯) (ƒ`‚ցL) (#¬٨¬) Are you talkin to us? Cuz we don't thunk we drought anyone else around.

864 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7138 18:35

( EƒΦE) Well, I thread to drink that you drought that; the thunk you doubt is drunken thoughts' sunken droughts.

865 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7138 18:40

(L₯∍₯`) (ƒL‚Φ`) (#¬`¬) Ok then

866 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7138 18:55

( `)(L) So am I getting beat up or not, then?

867 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7138 19:00

(L₯∍₯) (ƒL‚Φ) (#Κ`Κ) Nah. We're stupid and we're leaving. Bye.

868 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7138 19:11

( E-E) ...

( E-E) Are they gone yet?

869 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7138 19:38

( EƒΦE) Yeah, the coast is clear.

870 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7138 19:50

(L₯∍₯) Actually... Can I hang out with you guys?

871 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7138 20:03

( EƒΦE) I don't know if we need a duckmouth

872 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7138 20:32

( E-E) For that matter, I'm not sure we need a Clonepa either.

873 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7138 20:51

In other news, viewers tuned out in the thousands as today's
Everybody Loves Clonepa simply showed annoying comic foil
Beady Eyes sitting on a bare set, nervously picking at his scabs
and trying to th-
PP‚uPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
@QQQQ@@@@@@clik@@@ @ΘQΘ @@@@
/@@/ @@| |@@@@@@@+@žΌiEƒΦE@R@That's enough news for today.
l “ρ | @@ | |@@@@@@@@@^ PP’UPP^|
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874 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7138 22:04

(L₯∍₯) Maybe I can help with your show! I know some cat and dog jokes!

875 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7138 22:11

( E-E) Alright, let's hear them if it'll get you out of here faster.

876 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7138 22:20

(ƒ`‚ցL) I lost my goddamn duck again.

877 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7138 22:23

( EƒΦE) I don't know what's going on

878 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7138 22:29

(L₯∍₯) ( EƒΦE) I've found my one true love, we're eloping together, tell the show producers not to try to find us.

879 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7138 22:37

( EƒΦE) You two have fun! I'll take over here.

( EƒΦE) .....

( EƒΦE) What is it we do here?

880 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7138 22:40

(#¬٨¬) I haven't really gotten any representation here.

881 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7138 22:40

( E-E) That's because you're the ugly one and nobody likes you.

882 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7142 17:43

( EƒΦE) I like you. You have a funny nose.

883 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7143 09:05

(#Κ٨Κ) Th-that's the kindest thing anyone's ever said to me...

884 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7143 09:10

BANG!

( ◉ x٨x) Hurk!

( E-E) That should take care of that

885 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7143 20:20

( EƒΦE) Hey, are you okay? You're head's bleeding an awful lot.

( ◉ x٨x)

( EƒΦE) Hello? Can you hear me?

( ◉ x٨x)

( EƒΦE) ...

( ◉ x٨x)

( EƒΦE) I think he's fallen asleep!

886 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7143 21:30

( EƒΦE) Well, let's drag him out to the trash with all the sleeping Clonepas!

887 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7144 00:18

(ƒ`‚ցL) And then there was one.

888 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7144 13:47

( E-E) Don't get too comfortable; you're next.

889 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7144 20:56

BANG!

(◉ x-x) HURK!

( EƒΦE) They should call you x eyes!

890 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7144 21:15

(ƒ`‚ցL) Dat's a good one, boss!

891 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7144 21:19

BANG! BANG!
(◉x‚Φx) HURK
(◉xƒΦx)HURK






( LƒΦ`)

892 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7146 18:52

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@@@@@@@EƒΦE@@I have become one with my thread.



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893 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7147 02:50









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894 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7147 03:42

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895 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7147 09:27

( E-E) You can't kill everyone off, Grandpa; the season finale isn't for another hundred posts or so yet.

896 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7148 11:32

( EƒΦE) Bonjour tout le monde! Je m'appelle Clonepa.

897 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7148 16:06

( ‹ _ ‹) Shut up, fuccboi

898 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7148 18:08

( EƒΦE) Zut alors! Comment discourtois.

899 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7148 19:12

( ‹_‹) Talk shit, get hit.

900 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7148 19:19

( E-E) Hey Crapass, you're violating rule three.

901 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7148 20:08

>>900
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@Π,,,,,,,,;;,;;,Ё@ @
@i@M_>Lj >>900, „y„t„y „~„p „‡„…„z!

902 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7149 10:50

( EƒΦE) Allez vous asseoir sur une baguette, monsieur Petits Yeux.

903 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7149 14:41

( EƒΦE) Come and tie my shoe!

904 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7149 14:55

( EƒΦE) La plume de ma tante!

905 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7149 15:45

( EƒΦE) Je suis un petit merde.

906 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7149 16:45

( EƒΦE) That's enough Spanish for one day!

( EƒΦE) After this commercial break, special guest Warren Buttfat will be here to discuss his latest investment tips!

907 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7149 16:48

( EƒΦE) Oops. I meant investment hips.

908 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7149 20:12

@@@@@@@@@@@ Ώ_Ώ
@@@@@@@@@ ‚’y LE-EMR‚Α
@@@@@@@@@ `! @@@@@ i
@@@@@@@@@@T cQc_,.ƒm @
@@@@@@@@@@@@@i @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
@@@@@@@@@@@@@ j @@@@@@@
@@@@@@@@@.Θ Θ.(@@@@@@@@@
@ @@@@@@@( EƒΦEΏ@@@@After these messages,
@@@@@@ @@o@@@,Ɂ@@@@We'll be Riiiiiiiiiiight back!
@@@@@@@@‚nQ@.Ι
@@@@@@@@@@.(ƒm
@@@@@@@@@„ͺ„ͺ

909 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7149 22:34

( E-E) I wish I'd never posed for that picture.

910 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7149 22:55

( EƒΦE) Shh! Here comes Warren Buttfat!

911 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7149 23:19

( EƒΦE) Or maybe it's Buffalo Billington. I don't remember.

912 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7150 00:36

i@@@MƒnL@j Good evening.

i@@@MƒnL@j In times of worldwide crisis like today, I recommend investing in weapons. Lots of weapons.

i@@@MƒnL@j With any leftover funds, I can heartily advise you to purchase the Everybody Loves Clonepa Season 2 DVD/Blu Ray combo box set. It is quite entertaining, and well worth a dollar!

913 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7150 03:44

( E„xE) My mouth turned sideways

914 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7150 12:33

( E ׀E) So did mine.

915 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7151 01:37

@@@@@@@@@_,,..,,,,_
@@@@@@@@./ ,' 3@ `R°‚Α@
@@@@@@@@l@@ ½@ά_‚Β
@@@@@ @@ `'°---]'''''"

916 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7151 01:50

@@@@@@@@@,,..,,,,
@@@@@@@@./ ,' ℰ@ `R°‚Α@
@@@@@@@@l@@ ½@ά_‚Β
@@@@@ @@ `'°---]'''''"

917 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7151 11:27

@@@@@@@@@,,..,,,,_
@@@@@@@@./ : m `R°‚Α@
@@@@@@@@l@@ ½@ά_‚Β
@@@@@ @@ `'°---]'''''"

918 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7151 16:34

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>>913 smoochy-sama, I just had the weirdest dream.
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@@@@@@@@./ : m `R°‚Α@
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919 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7151 18:59

@@@@@@@@`````›````````
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@@@@@@@@@@ΘQΘ
@@@@@@@@@ i@₯ƒΦ₯j@@ @@What a bizarre dream.
@@@@@@@@ Q|@½^(QQ_@@I wonder what it all means!
@@@@@@@^@„€-(QQQ_^
@@@@@@@PPPPPPP

920 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7151 19:01

@ΘQΘ
@@@@@@@@@ i@₯m₯j@@ @@
@@@@@@@@ Q|@½^(QQ_@@
@@@@@@@^@„€-(QQQ_^

921 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7151 21:32

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@@@@@@@@@ i₯m₯@j@@ @@
@@@@@@@@ Q|@½^(QQ_@@
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922 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7151 22:31

@
@@@@@@@@@ i@₯m₯j@@ @@I can't be bothered with this again
@@@@@@@@ Q|@½^(QQ_@@
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923 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7151 23:58

( EƒΦE) And now it's time for our musical guests!

( EƒΦE) Throw your wallets on the stage and scream like the gingivitic spider monkeys you know you are for the world-famous oozecore band SLUDGE!!!

924 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7152 07:13

( E-E) Actually it's sludgecore band ooze

925 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7152 10:25

( E-E) Here they are with their hit song, "unco"

926 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7152 10:30

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927 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7152 10:30

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928 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7152 10:34


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929 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7152 18:56

( EƒΦE) That was oozecore band SLUDGE with "unco." Thank you SLUDGE.

930 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7152 21:52

( EƒΦE) Next up is the DQN Minister of Stunted Talking come to talk to us about the upcoming 999 GET.

931 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7153 17:57

( L_½M) Helluh, uh'm th' min'stuh 'f stunt'd tuhkuh.

( L_½M) Thuhs 'nluh 68 puhsts t' guh 'ntil th' 999 GET. Duhn't muss it.

932 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7153 22:16

( EƒΦE) That is very interesting.

( EƒΦE) In other news, renowned television star Clonepa announced right now that he is throwing his hat in the ring in the upcoming by-election to replace the disgraced Minister of Stunted Talking.

933 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7153 22:29

( EƒΥE) I'm the REAL Clonepa

934 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7154 01:03

( LƒΦ`) Watch yourself there, Captain Hairlip.

935 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7154 14:19

( EƒΆE) Hello everyone! My name is Ohmpa.

936 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7154 14:21

( EƒΆE) I direct the brass band at our yearly SausageFest!

937 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7154 15:41

( ί ƒŽί) Ohm-pa, Ohm-pa, Ohm-pa-pa!

938 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7155 15:23

( EƒΆE) I see you're familiar with my work.

939 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7155 15:58

( EƒΦE) What's this about oompa-loompas?

940 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7156 14:58

( EƒΆE) Shhh, it's okay, just get back in the cupboard.

941 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7158 11:08

( ◘ƒΦ◘) Whattuuuuup

942 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7158 12:39

( E-E) The number of useless new characters is approaching critical mass!

( E-E) She's gonna blow!

943 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 17:43

( E-E) Hi I'm upside down mouth Beady Eyes

944 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 17:53

( E_E) Pleased to meet you.

945 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 18:05

>>942

( EƒΔE) Hello, kids! My name is Zetapa.

( ί Νί) I sure do like peanut butter sandwiches!

( LςM) What the christ is happening to my mouth?

( ˜෴˜) This thread is getting kinda crowded...

( "Ϫ") I'm gonna kill you all.

( EॐE) mmmmMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmm.

(௵) DEAR GOD I'M HIDEOUS!

( ೧ண೧) Room for one more?

946 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 18:12

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947 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 18:14

( विष्णु) < Hello, I'm Vishnu. How are you today?

948 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 19:47

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949 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 19:58

( E-E) And the Clonepacolypse comes to an end.

( E-E) Goodbye, universe! Can't say it's been fun.

950 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 20:01

What do we do for the 50 remaining posts

951 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 20:07

( EƒΦE) I could make brownies!

952 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 23:25

( E-E) Not your "special brownies with poo in them" again.

953 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 23:30

( ˜෴˜) Brownies don't play well with my mustache.

954 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 23:38

( EƒΦE) I'm going to become giant and naked now and touch all of you and you'll become tang.

955 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 23:40

٩(|||०’०|||)۶ what does that even mean

956 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 23:43

( EƒΦE) Shhhh...just prepare for the tumbling.

957 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 23:46

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958 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 00:33

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959 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7160 00:35


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960 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 00:58

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961 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 01:00

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!@ ζ@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
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@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |ˆ!|
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962 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 12:02

( EƒΦE) I know, I know I've let you down.

963 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 13:09

[ EƒΦE] Is this the thread's encore?

964 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 15:14

( E-E) For Christ's sake, this is supposed to be the season finale!

( E-E) You did remember to acquire the you-know-what for the 999 GET, didn't you?

965 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 15:24

( EƒΦE) Yeah.

( EƒΦE)

( EƒΦE)

( EƒΦE) What was it again?

966 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 19:15

( E-E) Don't you remember? You said you were going to consume the brains of twenty mathematicians and then prove the Jacobian conjecture, live on television.

( E-E) No idea where you were expecting to acquire twenty mathematician brains; just thought I'd ask, you know.

967 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 20:40

@ ΘQΘ@@@ΘQΘ@@@ΘQΘ@@ ΘQΘ@ @ @@ΘQΘ
@i@EΝEj @ i@M[Lj@@i@LΝMj@ i@ί Νί j@@@ i@OΝOj
@i@@@@‚Β„±Ύ„ͺ„ͺΎ„ͺΎ„ͺ„ͺΎ„ͺΎ„ͺΎ„ͺ„±Ό@ @ @‚Β
@b b@|@.„«@This thread will peacefully end.. „«@b b b
@i_QjQj „³„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„³@i_QjQj

968 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 21:01

‚ŒR
‚Œ vΘQΘ
ai@߁Νί j Not if I have anything to do with it!
Ό@@@ ‚Β
@ l@ ‚x
@‚΅iQj

969 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7161 13:43

( EƒΦE) Hello, knife wielding maniac! My name is Clonepa.

970 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7161 14:35

‚ŒR
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‚Œ vΘQΘ @ /@/
ai@߁Νί j /__/@ How about I cut your face
Ό@@@ ‚Β//
@ l@ ‚x
@‚΅iQj

971 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7161 14:37

( EƒΦE) Okay! And then the Clonepa Collective can swarm all over you and skeletonize you in less than a minute!

( EƒΦE) This'll be fun!!

972 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7161 22:34

( E-E) I've got the camcorder set up. Whenever you're ready, knife wielding maniac.

973 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7161 23:29

And then knife maniac cut millions of Clonepa faces

974 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7162 02:57

In other news, a k-
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975 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7162 03:17

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REMOTE CONTROL TSUNAMI!

976 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7162 17:40

<( EƒΦE)>( EƒΦE)</( EƒΦE)> <p1> Hello, my name is clonepa and I am compliant with W3C Encrypted Media Extension rules for Windows 8 only OS level decryption. </p1>

977 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7162 18:49

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@@@@@@@ ||'~RQ,(~R) @The rest of this thread shall be nothing but tea parties.
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@@@@@@@ `~```

978 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7162 22:24

i@߁Νί j I call dibs on the Flandre hat.

979 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7162 22:43

( EƒΦE)@Fish don't wear hats, silly.

980 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7163 13:55

We haven't had a tea party since >>429-431, so I dare say we were long overdue.
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@@@@@@ i@EƒΦEj@@ @ΘΘ
@@_QQ__i‚Β“ϊ_‚Ζ)Q_@( ߁Ν߁@)@Um, what's in this tea?
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981 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7163 15:36

( EƒΦE) Hint: it's in the thread title

982 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7163 16:17

@@@@@@@ΘQΘ
@@@@@@ i@EƒΦEj@@ @ΘΘ
@@_QQ__i‚Β“ϊ_‚Ζ)Q_@( ߁Ν߁@)@
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983 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7163 18:05

@@@@@@@ΘQΘ
@@@@@@ i@EƒΦEj@@ @ΘΘ
@@_QQ__i‚Β“ϊ_‚Ζ)Q_@( ߁Ν߁@)@Part III?
.^ _@@@ @ @ @ @ @ ’UΌ@‚h
<_¦ _QQQQQQQ__RΙ
@R_ ¦@¦@¦@¦@¦@¦_
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984 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7163 18:13

i@• ƒΦ •j

985 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7164 00:16

@@@@@@@Actually, the answer wa--
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@@@@@@ i@EƒΦEj@@ @ΘΘ@@‚Œ@|
@@_QQ__i‚Β“ϊ_‚Ζ)Q_@( ߁Ν߁@)@‚Œ v@I do believe the time for your face-cutting has come.
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986 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7164 00:20

( LƒΦ`) Bitch ask me if I care

987 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7164 12:12

( E-E) Damn, you spilled that much blood just hitting him with the flat of the blade?

( E-E) I'm impressed.

988 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7164 15:05

( LƒΦ`) Don't be. I set him up with one of the experimental high blood pressure Clonepas. You can just breathe on one and blood sprays everywhere.

989 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7165 03:07

( E-E) Wh - high b- why would you even-
( LƒΦ`) It was for a skit.
( E-E) Oh. Carry on, then.

990 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7165 21:58

( E-E) ...

( E-E) I have to confess, I was expecting the end of this thread to be a little more dramatic.

991 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7165 23:01

i@EƒΦEjYeah

992 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7166 02:50

i@EƒΦEj I wish, that I could turn back time.

993 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7166 03:13

( LƒΦ`) ...
( LƒΦ`)Mhm

994 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7166 09:54

@@@@@@@ΘQΘ
@@@@@@ i@EƒΦEj@@ @ΘΘ
@@_QQ__i‚Β“ϊ_‚Ζ)Q_@( ߁Ν߁@)@ I heard Part IV is entirely flashbacks and montages.
.^ _@@@ @ @ @ @ @ ’UΌ@‚h
<_¦ _QQQQQQQ__RΙ
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995 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7166 15:53

i@EƒΦEj only a few posts left, shouldn't waste them...
iEƒΦE@j
iƒΦE@@j
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i@@@Ej
i@@EƒΦj
i@EƒΦEjwould be a shame.

996 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7166 15:57

( LƒΦ`) I didn't notice you sat on a spinny chair there

997 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7166 16:01

( EƒΦE) Hi Grandpa! My name is Clonepa!

998 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7166 16:04

( E-E) 999 GET.

999 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7166 16:06

( EƒΦE) Time to shit up yet another thread!
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