ITT the previous poster is a communist (95)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6384 01:52

>>0 must share his GET equally through his collective farm.

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6384 02:20

>>1 is a communist.

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6384 03:00

>>2 has doubled this thread's productivity through his love for the worker's state, and is a model for all.

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6384 03:27

>>3 is the only person in America who thinks of Labor Day as anything more than a day off of work.

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6384 14:16

>>4 is painting an agitprop mural of the New Soviet Man right now.

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6384 16:30

>>5 doesn't dissolve himself in the reactionary mass

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6384 20:12

>>6 will fight for his cause long after it ceases to be a national priority.

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6385 00:34

>>7 Is constantly waiting in line for a small ration or sub-par medical care.

9 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6385 00:38

>>8 receives a free health care and has a forced employment.

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6385 04:54

>>9 fancies himself an "intellectual" who shouldn't have to worry about things like "jobs" when the dictatorship of the proletariat puts him in his "proper" environment where he can spend as much time "thinking" as he likes.

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6385 04:55

>>10 wears a Che shirt with an added caption of "ASK ME ABOUT THIS MAN".

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6385 06:29

>>11 trims his hair in accordance with the socialist lifestyle.

13 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6385 09:52

>>12 drives one of these beautifully crafted cars: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUZuZybWES4

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6385 15:27

>>13 actually knows his own country's history.

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6385 16:39

>>14 has been declared an unperson by the Party.

16 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6385 17:36

>>15 teaches history of the Party.

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6385 17:44

>>16 is Emmanuel Goldstein.

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6386 02:26

>>17 tried to join the politburo, and they said "maybe next year, comrade".

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6386 14:28

>>18 was denounced as a "Left Deviationist Trotskyite counterrevolutionary wrecker" and had to flee to exile in Paraguay.

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6386 22:14

>>19 is a liberal

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6386 22:14

>>19 tried to rebuild the Berlin wall

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6387 04:12

>>21 is so devoted to revolutionary ideological purity that he does not distinguish between the prior two posters.

23 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6387 11:26

>>22 believes in the bright future even when all he have is a bunch of food stamps (and there is nothing to exchange them for).

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6387 16:04

>>1-22 have all not read enough Marx to understand the materialist conception of history and the revolutionary potential of the industrial working class. They are also pandas.

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6387 17:59

>>24 has not bathed in a week, the dirty commie.

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6387 21:07

>>25 lives in Ann Arbor, Michigan.

27 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6387 21:10

>>26 name is Kim, nida.

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6388 06:12

>>27 lives in Bumfuck, Jilin, where the only Kims he ever runs into are norks.

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6388 12:47

>>28 enjoys BUMSEX BUMSEX BUMSEX BUMSEX.

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6388 16:35

>>29 sometimes gets to caught up in his ideals that he misses the point entirely.

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6390 01:15

>>30's government claims him to be the 0.01% complement to that 99.9% literacy rate.

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6390 01:16

>>31 can believe that 2+2=5.

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6391 14:54

>>32 is a useful idiot.

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6396 11:13

>>33 is willing to give his all for Juche .

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6397 06:27

>>34 has strong spidotion for removing words that might be misinterpreted because of their other, religious meanings.

36 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6397 11:01

>>35 is a proud metal worker.

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6397 18:59

>>36 is a Stakhanovist.

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6398 03:32

>>37 is hurrying to join the shock labor brigade.

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6398 06:21

>>38 has already joined the Red Army.

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6398 06:55

>>39 is Putin's mistress

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6398 11:16

>>40 just poisoned an enemy of the state with radioactive polonium.

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6399 13:57

>>41 is a fellow traveller with Comrade >>32

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6399 19:24

>>42 made pointlessly small nails last year just so that he and his coworkers in the factory could win the award for "most nails", and is now making pointlessly big nails barely at quota just so that he and his coworkers in the factory could win the award for "biggest nails", a new award this year.

44 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6399 20:22

>>43's biggest dream is to visit Lenin's Mausoleum!

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6400 21:05

>>44 Is now what China was in the 1960s.

46 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6401 00:32

>>45 killed a man for a pair of authentic american jeans.

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6401 08:32

>>46 posts websites on .su domains about how his Kalashnikov is sooooo much better than any capitalist weapon.

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6402 08:43

>>47 distributes radical literature at labor strikes and music festivals.

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6402 16:03

>>48 has wet dreams about the world revolution.

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6403 01:31

>>49 Generates electricity the Chernobyl way, and tell the world that capitalism is what wrecks the environment and causes a lack of care for worker safety.

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6403 15:38

>>50 wrote a biology textbook in which the central thesis is that all living things are naturally good little Marxist-Leninists, therefore Darwinist "ideology" based on capitalist-style competition for finite resources is false. >>50 concludes that evolution occurs in nature but is the result of the aspirations of lower life forms to become the New Soviet Man.

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6404 18:16

>>51 pushed a bill to mandate placing stickers on all economics books saying, "This textbook contains material on capitalism. Capitalism is a theory, not a fact, regarding the origin of living things. This material should be approached with an open mind, studied carefully, and critically considered."

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6404 18:47

>>52 is a self-quoting communist who can't edit kopipe correctly

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6404 19:05

>>53 rejects all forms of scientific and mathematical inquiry that does not lead to the conclusion that the global communist revolution is deterministically and irrefutably inevitable.

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6405 00:02

>>54 secretly ordered the deaths of thousands when the aforementioned Communist Revolution failed to come about, before quickly writing out anything that may imply that he predicted the revolution, and denying the whole thing.

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6405 01:44

>>55 writes every single one of his community college writing assignments in hegelian dialectic.

57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6405 13:26

>>56 enjoys writing scripts for agitprop street theater in his spare time.

58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6405 14:49

>>57's trade union is run by the same people that run >>57's corporation: The Party.

59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6405 18:52

>>58 regards the International Geophysical Year with mild disdain.

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6405 20:20

>>59 labels everone he meets.

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6405 20:39

>>60 reported >>59 to the blockwarden for suspicion of counterrevolutionary sympathies.

62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6407 20:59

>>61 Went to the same school as Ayn Rand, and made so many jokes about her.

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6408 01:33

>>62 seriously expects cradle to grave government support of his worthless life.

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6408 21:46

>>63 denounces anyone and everyone who is unaware of the Marxian concept of the withering away of the State as a dirty revisionist.

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6409 15:31

>>64 denounced >>63 to the Committee for State Security for asking when the state will wither away.

66 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6412 03:32

>>65 is angry at >>1-64 for not saging their posts, therefore implying that their opinions are more important than their comrades'.

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6412 07:11

>>66 would stand firm beside his hard working comrades as they toil in mines, fields and factories everywhere, but he is busy writing a book concerning the important of standing firm beside one's hard working comrades as they toil in mines, fields and factories everywhere.

68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6914 22:08

>>67 Abducts children and treats them like slaves in order to win Olympic events.

69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6915 03:34

>>68 believes everything he hears/reads in the media.

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6915 11:25

>70 Doesn't mind the government rationing his food supplies each month.

71 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6915 11:59

>>70's country is currently experiencing droughts

72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6916 04:58

>>71 fervently believes his life is better off in the hands of faceless bureaucrats than in his own.

73 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6917 01:50

>>72 spent 15 years in a gulag for political dissent.

74 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6917 20:06

>>73 loves talking about how his country's men excelled in sports, academics, manufacturing, engineering and science during socialism.

75 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6918 20:17

>>74 Tells everyone his state owned monopoly enterprise is more efficient than multiple privately owned enterprises due to no duplication of efforts. Too bad he doesn't realize what happens when the people get paid equally no matter how much they accomplish.

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6919 05:00

>>75 calls himself a God-fearing liberal to avoid being blacklisted in Hollywood, where he will only accept the roles of honest factory workers exploited by their ruthless profit-driven superiors.

77 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6920 00:27

>>76 The words "Private Property" areas offensive as the words "Mother Fucker" in an elementary school.

78 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6921 17:46

>>77 Has plans for his economy.

79 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6922 22:28

>>78 Feels it is necessary to change the birth rate of his people.

80 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6923 04:14

>>79 was unknowingly doped by his athletic trainers.

81 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6925 16:19

>>80 regularly gets beaten up for protesting at skinhead rallies.

82 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6926 04:54

>>81 casts aspersions on others in the hopes that his own red sympathies will escape notice.

83 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6927 15:04

>>82 lives where the first words on each building are "The people's" "The democratic people's" or "The revolutionary people's"

84 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9062 20:35

>>83 wants his student loan debt to be erased. As it should be!
Communism is actually good.

85 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9062 21:12

>>84 understands economics well enough to understand that rich people make so much money that they could support literally the entire world if we redistributed their wealth. This is what the mainstream media doesn't want you to know.

86 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9067 20:46

>>85 Was sent to prison for calling their dear leader a fatty.

87 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9067 20:55

>>86 Became a communist as soon as he found out that wages have not been raising on par with productivity for more than a decade and demands fair payment from his parasite rent-seeking boss.

88 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9068 02:21

>>87 understands the difference between relative purchasing power and inflation. Wages only going up to match inflation does not mean everything is fine if the cost of living keeps going up.

89 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9068 02:26

>>88 makes serious posts in joke threads and can't stop bringing up economics every single time he talks to someone.

90 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9068 02:47

>>89 voted for Bernie.

91 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9073 15:11

>>90 stole a car, a handbag, a television, and a movie.

92 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9074 00:10

>>91 killed his boss.

93 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9074 00:11

>>92 murdered his landlord

94 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9074 01:09

>>93 got punched into retardation by an unarmed opponent despite being armed with a metal baton

95 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9074 02:39

>>94 and three generations of his family were put into a prison camp for watching a South Korean soap opera

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