[CONSPIRACY] ITT we plot an assassination [CLANDESTINE] (19)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6765 15:55

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2 Name: Mr. 2 GET likes to 2 GET : 1993-09-6765 16:23

i vote espeon

well, don't kill him, but make him disappear

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6765 16:51

The victim: Espeon.
The weapon: A knife.
The time: Just after he falls asleep.
The place: His mother's home
The reason: Mr. 2 passed the order down to me.

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6765 17:00

Give him a bad haircut.

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6765 17:05

>>2
Make him disappear? No, this thread is exclusively for killing people. You want "[MAGIC] ITT we make people disappear [VANISHING]" (thread not yet created).

On a more serious note, if you want him to go away then the best thing you can do is not give him the attention he craves. That goes for you too, >>3.

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6765 18:00

I'm thoroughly against murder. Please, let's not descend to the level of a murderer. We have no reason to kill someone, for now. If our loved ones were in peril, it would be different, but killing out of dissatisfaction is, in my opinion, very bad.

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6765 18:37

I vote we get >>6 next!

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6765 19:02

>>7
I concur. We shall allow my good friends >>9 and >>10 to organise the details, and comrade >>11 shall carry out the deed.

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6766 03:35

Wow, I was looking for the CAPTCHA thread, but this thread appears to be people plotting someone's demize!

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6766 07:53

The victim: >>6
The method: >>13
The time: >>15
The place: >>26
The reason: >>14
The obituary: >>18

11 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6766 08:40

I'm warning you, I'm going to put a gay magic spell on anyone who comes closer than 3 metres to my mother's house.

You will believe that your knife is a dildo and you will get a terrible butt itch. So, yeah, bad idea, >>2.

12 Name: >>6 : 1993-09-6766 15:30

Screw you guys. I just bought several anti-tank mines, two mosin-nagants, a pump-action shotgun, barbed-wire, grenades, two rottweilers and a katana, crafted with the finest Japanese steel and folded over a thousand times. This superior weapon can cut clean through steel and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%. I dare you to try and kill me.

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6766 15:35

Back off, guys. >>12 is a /k/ommando.

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6766 15:42

>>12

> Kanji dialect

This bit gets me every time.

>>13 was going to be the method? Looks like it's death by 4chan. How horrifying. As for the motive - well, we have to live up to our name as an Elitist Superstructure. Also >>6 killed my cat.

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6766 15:47

1994-01-01 shall be the date.

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6766 16:27

Wait a minute, >>6-san is against murder, yet he murdered >>14-sama's cat?

Something doesn't add up here...

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6766 16:35

>>16
Maybe it was an accident? Which brings us to the question of whether or not we should kill someone because of an accident.

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 00:38

>>6 seems like a pretty hard-boiled figure. I wouldn't doubt that he accidentally killed >>14's cat while murdering a slew of children, or setting a hospital on fire.

19 Name: >>6 : 1993-09-6941 20:40


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