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PENIS
Shrek is not dreck. SHREK IS NOT DRECK!
nothing. nothing compares to Shrek.
I like my Shrek whole.
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>be me
>be 16
>watching Shrek 1 for the first time in a long time
>little brother starts watching it too
>little brother says "its awesome"
>even though its halfway through
>parents come in the room
>they turn off the tv while we were watching Shrek
>I get mad
>I yell at my parents
>little brother joins in too
>Parents say "we're both grounded"
>They send us to our room
>before we're halfway up the stairs
>there was a big boom
>Shrek, fully aroused and naked, come barging to the door
>The whole room fills with the aroma of onions
>Shrek sees my parents still yelling at us
>Shrek turns on the t.v, seeing Shrek was on
>OGRE MY DEAD BODY
>Shrek rips my dad's head off
>starts fucking my dad's head viciously
>mom gives out a blood curdling scream
>mom runs to the phone
>shrek does a major jump, with a back flip, and lands in front of my mom before she picks up the phone
>Shrek, then, shoves a onion down her throat, then shoving his dick in there so the onion could go down easily
>mom dies, after choking on an onion and Shrek's sperm
>Shrek looks at us
>"taek ur shirts off"
>Me and my brother takes off our shirts
>we're just standing there, stunned
>Shrek yells "GET UR ARSES DOWN 'ERE"
>We do
>Shrek tells us to bend over
>we bend over
>Shrek puts his big, meaty, cock in our assholes
>Sure the pain was excrutiating, but it was pleasurable
>Shrek gives out a mighty roar, giving out an orgasm
>Sure, it was painful, but the orgasm was something to remember
>He goes to my brother, who does the same thing as I did
>Shrek orders us to suck on his dick
>We do
>Shrek orders us to fuck each other
>We had to, since we both shared a love for Shrek, even though my brother started loving shrek just today
>Shrek tells me to get my brother pregnant
>so he rips off my brothers cock, but my brother enjoyed the pain
>It was like incsest, except my brother was enjoying my cock inside his brand new vagina
>Shrek ejaculates on our backs, its green slime was warm
>so warm that I ejaculated as the slime tingled my backs
>me and my brother get tired
>the room was covered with the aroma of sex, combined with onions
>we all are lying in a pool of blood, dicks, jizz, slime, and onions
>shrek gets up and leaves
>before he leaves he whispers
>"it aint ogre, till its ogre"
>Me and my brother will never feel the same feeling like that ever again
>Shrek is Love
>Shrek Is Life
shrek is oni
Shrek vs. Ao Oni
donkey
My big D.
Oona ma doody maha Caaaarloooos
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Check yourself before you Shrek yourself
Shrek your privilege
Valueless ogre
>>40
What a prick. Yeah it's ironic to look for quality on dqn, but you're just antisocial.
>>42
What a dumbbutt. Yeah he has a bad attitude, but who are you to say what goes here and what doesn't.
>>43
This is a nice place full of nice people, and if you shit it up by being a cunt, nice people will leave, shittiness will prevail, and it will become a shitty place full of cunts instead.
So, you have two options. Be a nice person in a nice place, or be a shitty person and turn a nice place into a shitty place, and subsequently be a shitty person in a shitty place, rather than a nice person in a nice place. In other words, >>41 should just stil with today's special.