You know, >>73 is kind of a butthead. (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6994 21:11

Just sayin'

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6994 21:43

He always forgets to refill my glass.

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6994 21:51

I heard he once yelled at a dog so loudly that the dog became traumatized.

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6995 02:00

I heard >>73 is a vicious dog himself

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6995 08:05

>>73 once made highly distasteful jokes in the presence of my grandmother.

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6995 11:22

>>73 once farted right in my face while I was sleeping. I avenged this, though.

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6995 12:06

>>73 quits on Mariokart.

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6995 15:13

>>73 always plays Kirby in SSB, and inhales my character and then just sits there and won't let me out.

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6995 15:26

>>73 has solo games on his computer and never lets me play.

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6995 17:54

>>73 has multiplayer games on his computer he never plays.

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6995 19:50

>>73 took my lunch from the fridge.

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6995 19:52

How the hell did >>73 get a management position anyway?

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 09:25

>>73 prefers gloves to mittens.

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 10:24

>>73 said bad things about Japan.

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 17:48

When >>73 took a piss at my house, he got most of it on the toilet seat and the floor.

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 19:06

When >>73 took a shit at my house, he got most of it on the toilet seat and the ceiling.

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 04:45

>>73 never makes it to rehearsal. Once in a long while, he'll show up for the last five minutes.

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7000 18:47

I hope that >>73 never has kids.

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7000 19:00

>>73 only comes to work on payday to fill out fake hours on his timecard.

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7000 21:14

>>73 didn't appreciate my efforts.

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7001 22:25

>>73 accused me of being a Nazi.

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7002 18:00

>>73 made fun of my Che shirt, calling my hero a murderous psycho.

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7002 18:21

>>73 doesn't say itadakimasu before he eats.

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7002 20:10

>>73 has no concept of privacy or personal space.

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7002 22:28

>>73 addresses people in an overly familiar manner.

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7002 23:42

>>73 always acts like he is the center of attention.

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7003 03:20

>>26 Smokes cigarettes in no smoking sections and throws the butts on the ground.

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7003 04:07

>>73 makes >>26 look like a saint, buddy.

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7004 19:47

>>26 Shot my cat with his BB gun.

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7004 20:37

>>73 taught him to do that.

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7005 16:30

>>73 doesn't believe JoJo's Bizarre Adventure to be AOTY.

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7005 20:12

>>73 is trying to ruin >>26's reputation to get the heat off himself

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7005 23:50

That sounds just like something >>73 would stoop to doing.

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7006 00:25

>>73's head is a butt.

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7006 12:34

>>73 is like a caricature of everything that's wrong with Western society.

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 13:15

I wish >>73 would stop pouring bleach on my flowerbeds.

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 16:33

Just today I was walking downtown when an upset office lady asked to borrow my cell phone. When I loaned it to her, she called the police and told them that >>73 had stolen her purse and tried to slip rohypnol in her coffee! >>73 really is a burden on society.

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 17:37

>>73 Only cares about politics during the election season.

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 10:24

>>73 doesn't speak Japanese, but if he did he'd probably refer to himself as ‰΄—l.

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 14:21

>>73 spends a lot of time with Beavis.

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 16:19

>>73 will wear the same clothes for weeks at a time. That fucker REEKS.

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7010 10:29

I saw >>73 in a library the other day. He was talking loudly on his phone about his (no doubt grossly exagerrated or outright untrue) sexual accomplishments.

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7011 21:24

>>73 doesn't wash his hands after using the toilet.

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7011 23:00

>>73 didn't flush the toilet after taking a huge diarrhoea dump.

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 05:24

>>73 drove by as I was walking down the street on a rainy day and splashed me.

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 10:19

When in the supermarket, >>73 deliberately combines his purchases so that the total price ends in .01, and then pays with the highest denomination banknotes he has.

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 16:16

>>73 threw a lit match into a fireworks store.

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 03:41

>>73 farts in candle shops.

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 06:50

>>73 is going to build up a bunch of steam but let this thread die before it even hits >>200

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 14:25

>>73 Claimed that I didn't 50 GET.

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7014 00:00

>>73 is Mitt Romney.

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7014 01:45

>>73 dragged politics into a fun thread.

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7014 02:14

>>73 dislikes mittens

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7014 02:32

When >>73 reviews a movie, he never gives us a spoiler alert before revealing the ending of the film.

Also, he grossly overrates the crappy movies.

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 09:43

>>73 commits himself to the climate change.

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 11:44

>>73 coded a virus that replaces all words in spell-checker dictionaries with childish misspellings and profanities.

57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 14:35

>>73 writes notes in the margins of library textbooks.

58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 21:17

>>73 tailgates when there are only two cars on the road.

59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 21:43

>>73 Doesn't ask dinner guests if they have any allergies prior to deciding apn a recipe.

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 22:21

>>60 pulled a dutch oven over me.

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 22:24

>>73 has edited the previous post.

62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 01:27

>>73 starts "Hey Hey Ho Ho" chants at the weekly Seattle Protest meets just to make the protesters look even lamer than they already are.

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 01:44

According to my research, >>73 is the only reason humans aren't born with jetpacks.

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 02:52

>>73 Abuses the "Reply All" function when using e-mail.

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 12:52

>>73 killed me, destroyed my house and broke my flowerpots.

66 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 13:59

>>73 bit my penis.

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 16:14

>>73 made my mama cry!

68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 03:13

>>73 broke the LoL servers.

69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 03:27

>>73 refused my gift.

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 04:59

>>73 is always the guy you least expect.

71 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 05:00

I can smell >>73's hard boiled egg breath already.

72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 06:16

>>73 is here!

73 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 07:48

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74 Name: 44th President of the World Barack Hussein Obama II : 1993-09-7017 07:50

You all deserved what you got. >>73 is no Santa.
>>51, you couldn't be more wrong.

Now if you will excuse me, I am going to help myself to all of your emergency mittens.

75 Name: 44th President of the World Barack Hussein Obama II : 1993-09-7017 08:17

>>73,
Jerk.

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 10:12

You know what, maybe we were a bit too harsh with >>73. He's not such a bad guy.

77 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 18:54

Compared to >>187 he's bearable, but he is still an asshole.

78 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 19:43

>>187 makes >>73 look like a saint.

79 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 19:48

It's hard to admit, bu I kinda miss >>73. He wasn't, well, the fairest man around, but everything he did was just for fun...

I wish I wasn't so harsh on judging him...

80 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7018 06:23

If I had the choice, I'd rather >>73 than >>187 - but >>187 took away our freedom to choose. At least with >>73, we had that!

81 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7018 06:54

>>187 framed >>73

82 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7018 14:10

You know, if you kick >>73 hard enough in the balls, >>187 will feel it.

83 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7020 21:43

I don't believe that it was >>187 all along! I feel terrible for the things I said about >>73!

84 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7020 23:40

>>187 is a slanderous jerk

85 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7021 00:55

>>73 was an ass, >>187 is an asshole.

86 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7021 02:32

>>187 drove the AVGN to invent a new word to express his rage.

87 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7021 15:03

>>187 trolled me to tears last night and then published my info for the entire internet to see.

88 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7023 01:27

>>187 created Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde for the NES.

89 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7023 08:16

>>187 Pretends to be a doctor so he can feel up children's genitals

90 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7024 04:48

>>187 lies about his age on the internet

91 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7025 03:52

>>187 ages poopy threads on the internet

92 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7025 04:06

>>187 put glass balls under the tires of parked cars

93 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7026 05:56

>>187 is the general of an African child-army

94 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7026 12:37

>>187 creates marijuana-themed dubstep in FL Studio

95 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7026 13:19

>>187 is the demonic Humpty Dumpty from that old Kinder Surprise advert.

96 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7026 16:34

>>187 squeezes the toothpaste tube right from the middle.

97 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7026 18:00

>>96 starts torrents, seeds them to 98% and then disconnects and erases the original.

98 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7026 18:01

er, I mean, >>187 does that thing that I said.

99 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7026 18:04

I got nothing against >>96. I like >>96.

In fact, >>96 makes me feel tingly.

100 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7026 19:21

>>96 is a pretty awesome guy. I wonder if we can go over and have a talk with that damn >>187.

101 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7026 19:22

I mean get him to go over and have a talk with >>187. I don't want anything to do with >>187 personally.

102 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7026 20:05

>>187 draws scat hentai of Ranger Right and Goofus & Gallant.

103 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7026 20:06

( ߁άί) I meant "Ranger Rick" and clicked reply before proofreading.

104 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7026 20:29

>>187 is making all of us mess up what we type! dammit >>187!

105 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7026 21:36

I demand you apologise right now, >>187!

106 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7026 21:57

>>187 obnoxiously points out people's mistakes, but gets defensive when people point out his.

107 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7027 01:24

>>187 makes fun of kindergarten children in subtle ways so that they don't know they are being made fun of.

108 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7027 01:50

>>187 Only drives his car when he has a cell phone in his hand.

109 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7027 02:56

>>187 Always keeps his high beams on. Even in daytime!

110 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7027 03:34

>>187 designed the MicroUSB connector deliberately so it would weaken and become useless within three months of purchase.

Fucker.

111 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7027 12:55

>>187 Once made >>123 weep bitch tears.

112 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7027 20:57

To be fair, everyone does that to >>123.

>>123's a butt monkey.

113 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7027 22:54

>>187 screwed me over.

114 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7028 00:33

>>187 borrowed my screwdriver and did not return it.

115 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7028 05:07

>>187 hunts endangered species for fun

116 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7028 10:50

>>187 stomps on snails

117 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7028 12:54

>>187 spoils youtube videos by quoting the best part and getting top comment.

118 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7028 13:14

>>187 is one of those guys who downvotes the top comment anyway.

119 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7028 13:39

>>187 likes his own posts on Facebook.

120 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7028 20:26

>>187 killed iichan's pseudorandom board.

121 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7028 23:32

>>187 chews tobacco and spits it out in places he shouldn't.

122 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7029 00:08

>>187's winter wardrobe consists entirely of baby seal fur.

123 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7029 00:24

>>187 steals candy from children..

124 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7029 01:05

>>187 hams it up on stage

125 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7029 20:50

>>187 urinates on pizza and calls it an art performance.

126 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7029 21:12

>>187 eats his art

127 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7029 22:00

>>187 goes into elevators and spreads poop on all the buttons except those for his floor and the ground floor.

128 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7029 22:18

>>187 sneezes during moments of silence.

129 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7029 23:46

>>128 Sets off gas grenades inside air conditioning ducts.

130 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7029 23:56

Oh >>128 you dick

131 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7030 00:48

>>187 has been smearing >>128-san's good name! The Fiend!

132 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7030 01:15

>>187 pulls off all of the paper towels off the paper towel dispenser at public restrooms.

133 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7030 01:28

>>187 is a dastard.

134 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7030 07:30

>>187 sells cigarettes to minors for double the price

135 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7030 13:28

>>187 puts nails on the ground where people can step on them

136 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7035 22:40

>>187 sells addictive drugs and gives free samples to children

137 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7035 23:28

>>187 lost his driving license in a school playground

138 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7036 02:28

>>187 masturbates in the stalls in public restrooms while other people are in the room

139 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7036 04:06

>>187 ruins jokes by explaining them.

140 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7036 08:30

>>187 reaches for your french fries, right after he scratches his bum.

141 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7036 23:42

>>187 took a shit in a urinal

142 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7037 07:48

>>187 pulled a 187 on his mom. That's how he got the name >>187

143 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7037 08:37

>>187 drove a teenager to suicide

144 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7037 09:15

>>187 pushed man onto rail tracks.

145 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7037 19:23

>>187 puts marbles on the ground to make people fall.

146 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7037 19:46

>>187 deliberately coughs on people when he has a cold.

147 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7037 23:48

>>187 is a scientologist.

148 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7038 01:05

>>187 thinks he's so much greater than >>186

149 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7038 01:45

>>187 Steals venomous snakes from zoos and releases them where they will bite unsuspecting people.

150 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7038 01:45

I heard that >>187 and >>186 were twins and >>187 actually used to be >>186 before he stole the real >>187's identity and framed him for murder.

151 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7038 07:56

>>187 prayed for his own grandmother's death because he was strapped for cash and his grammy was loaded.Now she's no more, >>187's sitting high and dry, and he shed nary a tear at her commemoration.

152 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7038 10:43

>>187 shoves children who wander away from their parents in the grocery store

153 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7038 22:57

>>187 Works for the environmental safety department at BP oil.

154 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7039 00:21

>>187 hits people with glasses

155 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7039 00:38

>>187 drugged bus driver's water.

156 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7039 01:26

>>187 spreads false rumors about naked Samus Aran codes.

157 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7041 02:03

>>187 steals toilet paper from frequently used public toilet stalls.

158 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7042 17:18

>>187 is just fishing for compliments.

159 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7042 18:15

>>>187 throws coins at cars from the top of skyscrapers

160 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7042 22:20

>>187 spreads both computer and biological viruses.

161 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7042 22:24

>>187 spreads the legs of sleeping boys

162 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7042 22:24

>>187 spreads venereal diseases to party members of both sexes.

163 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7043 03:11

>>187 Buries land mines in soccer fields.

164 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7044 23:04

>>73 stole my porn, but >>187 hacked my internet and posted it to all my friends and relatives. Thanks to him they look at me like I'm a freak.

165 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7045 00:28

>>187 made society look at the porn that >>164 watches as taboo and attached a social stigma to people like >>164.

166 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7045 01:15

Yeah, and you don't stop, cause it's >>187 on a undercover cop

167 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7045 10:47

>>187 bent my Amiga Workbench floppy.

168 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7046 00:54

>>187 funds several terrorist groups

169 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7046 01:16

>>187 threw a pie at Bill Gates and advised Steve Jobs to cure his cancer with alternative medicine.

170 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7047 23:03

>>187 doesn't tell people if they have something in their face.

171 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7048 01:30

>>187 eats a diet specially engineered to produce the loudest, smelliest farts, and lets them loose in public.

172 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7048 03:18

>>187 gives unhealthy candy to babies

173 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7049 09:10

>>187 gives acquaintances false due dates.

174 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7049 09:30

>>187 doesn't work in any fast food chain but he spits on people's hamburgers anyway.

175 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7049 16:48

>>187 Operates a typical factory in China

176 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7049 17:19

>>187 steals medical supplies from retirement homes.

177 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7049 18:31

>>187 robs banks. Blood banks.

178 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7049 22:00

>>187 Is a Bible-thumping church man that induces paranoia, schizophrenia, and PTSD on children, and gives them sexual problems that last their entire life.

179 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7049 22:14

>>187 urinates on the toilet seat.

180 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7050 02:31

>>187 got his business bailed by the government out so that he can make a fortune every year while giving nothing but crap to everyone else.

181 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7050 14:59

>>187 funds propaganda on the supposed benefits of mutilating small children's genitals.

182 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7050 18:02

>>187 Lobbies for war machine corporations in the USA so that the US government enters wars that it shouldn't.

183 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7050 22:31

>>187 exploits tragic events to further his political agenda.

184 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7050 23:17

>>187 creates tragic events to further his political agenda.

185 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7051 01:03

>>187 shoots children's balloons with BB guns

186 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7051 01:05

After >>187 does drugs, he leaves his disease infested drug needles on the beach, so some barefoot person could easily step on them.

187 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7051 01:08

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188 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7051 02:49

COME BACK HERE YOU FUCK!

189 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7051 03:15

>>219 perpetually elongates threads so they never reach a satisfying conclusion.

190 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7051 07:26

>>219 allowed a Chinese child to be repeatedly run over in the streets.

191 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7051 13:41

>>219 isn't even sorry. Ever.

192 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7051 14:59

>>219 puts kool aid powder in hazardous liquids and gives it to children

193 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7051 18:14

>>219 set up us the bomb

194 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7051 20:12

>>219 uses your cotton buds to clean his ears then puts the dirty ones back in the pack.

195 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7052 00:03

>>219 bought a telescope not to gaze at the stars, but to gaze at attractive women through the window.

196 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7052 00:19

>>219 popularized word "swag".

197 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7053 02:37

>>219 perfected a formula for artificially creating a realistic poop odor and sold it to terrorists.

198 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7053 02:54

>>219 broke his friends mums vase by kicking a soccer ball at it and didn't even apologize.

199 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7053 04:07

>>219 draws penises on people's stuff

200 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7053 05:42

>>219 puts pingases in his own YouTube Poops.

201 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7053 14:18

>>219 Steals bamboo from pandas.

202 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7053 20:05

>>219 calls cabs to bad areas from the safety of his own home

203 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7055 01:19

>>220 Has Kancho'd more people then anyone else in history.

204 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7055 17:23

>>219 constantly judges me.

205 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7055 17:43

>>219 bases people's worth on penis size.

206 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7056 00:23

>>219 Produces movies that are 3 hours long, but only 2 minutes of the movie are exciting to watch.

207 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7056 00:34

>>219 produces highly popular 15+ minutes long youtube videos which are only mildly amusing at best.

208 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7056 01:43

>>219 posts ban-worthy things in threads on the last few pages with sage, so that nobody sees the posts.

209 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7056 02:38

>>219 replaced the site you were looking for with a spammy search page.

210 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7056 03:17

>>219 spits on chairs

211 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7056 12:13

>>219 commissioned an Indian call-center to do a mass survey during night.

212 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7066 18:22

>>219 ejaculated in a mayonnaise jar and watched someone put his semen on food and eat it.

213 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7066 22:25

>>219 released a box of bugs inside a restaurant on health inspection say

214 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7067 01:01

>>219 made >>213 stutter and say say instead of day.

215 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7067 01:11

>>219 catches angry venomous snakes and releases them on elementary school playgrounds.

216 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7067 01:39

>>219 reported the CP on sovietrussia to the hosting provider instead of letting the mods handle it>

217 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7067 01:46

>>219 sends anonymous threatening messages to his parents who did nothing but support him through life

218 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7067 10:08

>>219 rubs his dick on sleeping commuters' lips.

219 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7067 10:30

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220 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7067 19:28

>>333 gets away with it every fucking time.

221 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7067 21:42

>>333 deserves what's coming to him.

222 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7068 00:18

>>333 throws shit into opened car windows.

223 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7069 10:04

>>333 deliberately tampers with scientific equipment in order to waste people's time and give nonsensical results.

224 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7069 12:22

>>333 is one of those unfavourable fellows who brags about his "mad trips".

225 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7069 12:50

>>333 uses chemicals that were made illegal many years ago because the harm caused to humans and animals were well documented.

226 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7070 13:11

One of >>333's hobbies is trying to slip as many bodily fluids as possible into food that is to be eaten by others. His record is six different bodily fluids in a single dish.

227 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7070 13:15

>333 wears boots with deep treads so he can leak melted snow on peoples' floors.

228 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7070 20:22

>>333 deliberately orders extra sauce just to piss off the Yoshinoya veterans.

229 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7070 23:50

>>333 pours oil on the ground so that people slip and fall. As the oil drains, it then damages the environment.

230 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7084 19:15

>>333 sticks toothpick tips in carpet

231 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7085 00:40

>>333 reverses the polarity of DC motors. The last time he did that, my vacuum went from suck to blow and covered my room with dust.

232 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7085 01:58

>>333 gives absurd names to his variables and functions and never documents what the hell they're supposed to do. He works at Microsoft.

233 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7085 02:25

>>333 Makes toilet paper that falls apart while wiping ass, making things worse than using no TP at all.

234 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7085 04:09

>333 is.

235 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7085 10:04

>>333 resets alarm clocks.

236 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7086 03:50

>>333 Refills medical oxygen bottles with chemical warfare gasses.

237 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7090 12:49

>>333 dropkicks small animals for fun.

238 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7090 14:52

>>333's gluteal muscles reside in his cranial region.

239 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7091 04:20

>>333 Spreads lies that are easily mistaken for truths.

240 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7091 08:45

>>333 exclusively uses Comic Sans.

241 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7092 16:31

>>333 is one half of a The Devil. The other half is also >>333's violent alternate persona.

242 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7092 17:51

>>333 puts gherkins in your burgers, even when you ask him not to.

243 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7092 23:28

>>333 types in title case no matter what he types

244 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7093 01:20

>>333 Digs holes in the ground, fills those holes with spikes, and then covers the hole with easily broken materials.

245 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7095 05:36

>>333 believes that people should serve order instead of the other way around!

246 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7095 06:02

>>333 tickles people who have no arms!

247 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7095 22:29

>>333 arms people who have no conscience!

248 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7095 23:36

>>333 guilt-trips vulnerable people!

249 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7096 02:51

>>333 Puts used batteries in the not used batteries place

250 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7096 16:01

When >>333 drinks beer, he places the cap on the ground, sharp end up, and then he smashes the bottle so people have to walk on broken glass. Also, >>333 becomes violent when drunk.

251 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7099 04:24

>>333 Uses more than his fair share of toilet paper, leaving the next person with nothing.

252 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7099 04:44

>>333 leaves his used toilet paper attached to the roll.

253 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7099 08:54

>>333 doesn't even use toilet paper and walks around with a grimy asshole all day because he thinks it feels nice.

254 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7099 14:00

>>333 urinates on his acquaintainces' potted plants.

255 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7100 19:05

>>333 stabbed me with his cock.

256 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7100 20:46

>>333 uses byte-sized integers and got me and >>0 mixed up.

257 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7100 20:48

>>333 bites INTJs.

258 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7101 16:30

>>>333 is really bad at limericks but constantly writes and recites them anyway.

259 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7101 20:31

>>333 hides racist comments in the source code of his programs.

260 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7101 22:42

>>333 made a compiler which preserves comments and embarrassed many.

261 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7101 23:16

>>333 helped me change my tire, and then when my back was turned, stabbed the fresh tire with a pocket knife and ran off laughing.

262 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7103 17:41

>>333 ate all my leftover pizza.

263 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7105 11:45

>>333 steals toys from children, then sells them back at extortionate prices.

264 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7105 14:25

>>333 treats other peoples CDs, DVDs, and Blu-rays like free AOL trial discs.

265 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7106 03:26

>>333 once threw a little girl into oncoming traffic and laughed as she died

266 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7106 03:42

>>333 fucked the corpse afterwards.

267 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7106 04:14

When >>333 works on his cars, he leaves his junk parts, used antifreeze, and oil all over the place. His cars are gas guzzlers that pre-date smog tests.

268 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7106 05:25

>>333 goes to restaurants and only tips 12.5%

269 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7106 17:08

>>333 made Jordan such an asshole.

270 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7107 11:48

>>333 is a CIA agent

271 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7107 12:52

>>332 and >>334 have the misfortune to have to sit right next to... guess who.

272 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7107 14:05

>>333 blasts loud music out his windows and lets his front garden get in a disgraceful mess of weeds an rubbish, bringing down the appearance of his whole street

273 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7107 16:02

>>333 deliberately says "axk" in an exaggerated fashion when talking to black people, regardless of their accent.

274 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7108 01:29

Every house >>333 builds is just like one of those houses on the TV show "Holmes on Homes."

275 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7108 19:51

>>333 came back from space and tried to eat everyone by giving them hallucinogens that sent them into his mind.

276 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7113 02:31

>>333 owns a giant shredder and throws people's pets in it.

277 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7113 23:35

>>333 is building a giant cannon shaped like a penis to blow up his neighbors.

278 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7114 07:26

>>333 is a pretty cool guy.... On Opposite Day.

279 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7114 15:58

>>333 neutered his neighbours... And their dogs.

280 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7114 16:46

>>333 teaches Mexicans vulgar words under the guise of greetings.

281 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7118 22:58

>>333 secretly puts arsenic in the municipal water supply

282 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7118 23:04

>>333 is responsible for the economic recession.

283 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7118 23:47

>>333 ruptures mucous membranes.

284 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7119 23:27

>>333 creates asinine anti-priacy measures.

285 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7119 23:31

>>333 doesn't love raymond.

286 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7120 00:48

>>333 Is a master of the kancho and teaches others how to master it.

287 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7121 13:38

>>333 murdered >>0 of the murder mystery thread.

288 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7121 16:49

>>333 stopped the party.

289 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7122 00:35

>>333 Is a major cause of really big national debt.

290 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7126 18:52

>>333 is took a girl out for a nice steak dinner and then never called her again.

291 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7126 20:13

>>333 force-fed a diabetic a candy cane.

292 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7126 20:33

>>333 was that rude and obnoxious commuter who will see the end of his days alone and unloved.

293 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7126 22:36

>>333 fixes up cars for a used car lot, but only up to the point where they'll run long enough to make it through a few test drives.

294 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7127 00:18

>>333 Bribed the police and court of his city so he can commit any crime and get away with it.

295 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7127 00:33

>>333 takes a battery powered hair dryer around with him to melt children's ice cream

296 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7127 01:03

>>333 huffed and puffed and blew my house down, that fuck.

297 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7127 05:47

>>332 has filed an official complaint about his neighbor to the town council.

298 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7127 16:30

>>334 Was forced to clean up a giant mess and everybody knows who left it behind.

299 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7128 06:48

>>333 is not sorry about making the giant mess. In fact, he feels a sort of sick pride in it.

300 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7128 07:04

>>333 forced me at gunpoint to 300 GET with a shitty post

301 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7128 07:10

>>333 tricked >>300 with a wooden gun!

302 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7128 15:39

>>333 placed the spike traps in Witchaven.

303 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7128 16:24

>>333 was the second gunman on the grassy knoll

304 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7128 17:02

>>333 steps on snails

305 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7128 20:08

>>333 broke my heart.

306 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7128 23:08

>>333 blinds airline pilots with powerful lazer.

307 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7132 11:22

>>333 invokes Godwin's law several times per day.

308 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7132 15:41

>>333 is an 86-year-old Catholic priest who likes to bugger small boys up the bum.

309 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7132 16:43

>>333 is trying to run a monopoly on 3s so he can charge 5 for them, inflating the value and causing economic troubles.

310 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7132 16:49

>>333 is the president of a for-profit college.

311 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7132 19:05

>>333 Has a company that produces junk mail. Trees die for no good reason because of this.

312 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7133 18:39

>>333 farts in my dutch oven when I'm cooking food for the week.

313 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7133 22:55

>>333 stores hazardous chemicals in Gatorade bottles, and gives them away as free drinks to the very thristy.

314 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7137 14:35

God, I can already smell >>333's sulfur farts.

315 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7137 17:28

>>333 tried to trademark the term "space marine".

316 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7137 19:18

>>333 Makes ice cream that melts prematurely.

317 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7137 23:48

>>333 joined the environmentalist movement specifically so he could shit on successful people.

318 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7138 23:50

>>333 Makes products that are advertised as good for the environment, and convinces certain news outlets that his stuff is good for the environment, but it actually hurts the environment badly.

319 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7139 01:27

>>333 spits on walls when no one's around

320 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7139 01:35

>>333 pees on walls when people are around.

321 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7139 15:20

>>333 hides in walls to eavesdrop

322 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7139 15:43

>>333 Knows how to place a spy camera to record things illegally and never get caught.

323 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7139 16:36

>>333 intentionally does a terrible job cleaning so he won't be asked to clean again.

324 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7139 17:32

>>333 kicked my dog

325 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7139 17:46

>>333 pees through glory holes.

326 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7139 22:11

>>333 raped my dog through a glory hole

327 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7139 22:50

>>333 runs dozens of slave operated glory holes

328 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7139 23:16

>>333 was responsible for orchestrating Japanese war crimes

329 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7139 23:17

Guys, shut up already! He can hear us!

330 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7139 23:33

>>333 won't get away with this!

331 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7139 23:36

I can smell >>333's foul body odor already!

332 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7139 23:48

I'm scared >>333 will hurt me!

333 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7139 23:49

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334 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7139 23:50

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335 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7140 00:00

>>420 smokes weed every day and teaches young people that it's a
right thing to do.

336 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7140 02:28

>>420 is 69ing with himself! evil

337 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7140 08:44

>>420 bewitches all the crap that he sells on ebay.

338 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7140 13:16

All products built by >>420 have been hastily engineered by an understaffed and underpaid engineering department. Both engineer and customer get screwed.

339 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7141 02:19

>>420 takes two hour long videos of himself masturbating and disguises them as popular film torrents.

I sure hope I'm not giving Cary Sherman any ideas.

340 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7141 02:31

>>420 is DQN

341 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7141 15:45

>>420 knows we can't get 400 DQNcoins in time and just wanted an excuse to kill someone.

342 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7142 00:14

>>420 already has more DQNcoins than he would ever need due to his illegal business.

343 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7142 00:43

>>420 forces his employees to work in slave-like conditions, so he has more DQNcoins than he knows what to do with

344 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7142 11:55

>>420 also manufactures fake DQNcoins

345 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7142 15:09

When >>420 uploads a video to youtube, it isn't good, but the title and preview pic look incredible.

346 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7142 15:17

>>420 mixes a few real DQNcoins in with the fake DQNcoins in order to spread mistrust and devalue the DQNconomy.

347 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7142 20:54

>>420 owns a video game company where he buys the rights to films and produces games that are like LJN NES games.
Then he buys the rights to well loved video game characters and creates the equivalent of Zedla CD-I.

348 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7143 00:37

>>420 hospitalised Lil Wayne.

349 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7143 00:51

>>420 failed to kill Lil Wayne.

350 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7143 15:29

>>420 ate the pilot tape of Spongebob

351 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7143 15:34

>>420 searches people's medical records for allergens and then exposes those people to such allergens.

352 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7143 15:37

>>420 invented allergies

353 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7145 02:50

>>420 breaks into pharmacies and secretly replaces the anti-insomnia pills with caffeine pills. That isn't the first time he made people take the wrong pills for their diseases.

354 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7145 03:06

>>420 takes syringes of bad stuff into grocery stores and injects various produce with it

355 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7145 19:27

>>420 pees into glass bottles, markets them as speciality wine and sells them online for sixty dollars each.

356 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7145 19:47

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357 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7148 00:30

>>420 Became the boss of his company because he inherited wealth, committed trickery, and took credit for the achievements of someone else. Now he has those real motivational posters in his office that tell everyone how honesty and hard work bring success. He also has a bunch of books that are basically thousands of BS motivational sayings in paperback.

358 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7149 18:23

>>420 goes to children's hospitals and puts smelly stuff in hard to find places.

359 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7149 21:49

>>420 is Terry, the Doom WAD maker.

360 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7150 00:43

>>420 is a total wad.

361 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7150 01:08

>>420 is a bad man

362 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7150 01:21

>>420 is a mad man

363 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7150 02:58

>>420 shaves people bald when they are sleeping

364 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7150 03:01

>>420 picks on people smaller than him

365 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7150 22:53

>>420 is That Guy.

366 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7151 02:16

>>420 is a butt, an unfair butt who takes pride in knowing that he won unfairly.

367 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7151 09:42

>>420 is a complete and total asshole.

368 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7152 00:01

>>420 spread venereal diseases among inner party members of both sexes.

369 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7152 03:35

OBVSLY, >>699 is playing a game of Deum

also, >>700get

370 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7152 14:49

>>420 tricked >>369 into posting in the wrong thread, and then laughed at >>369's tiny penis.

371 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7153 21:06

>>420 writes the worst poetry in the universe and interrupts TV broadcasts just to read it.

372 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7154 00:55

>>420 is the reason my mum asks, "Why don't you have a girlfriend yet?"

373 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7154 01:14

>>420 Makes tiny cuts in high pressure hydraulic hoses, so they explode at full pressure, killing people with burning hot oil.

374 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7155 00:06

>>420 disguises flamethrowers as boy's toy guns and girl's magic wands.

375 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7155 20:45

>>420 tattoos rude words and phalli onto people's faces while they're asleep.

376 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7155 22:44

>>420 permanently ruins public toilet stalls by etching rude words and phalli into the walls, ceiling, toilet paper dispenser, sink, mirror, and garbage can. He then throws things in the urinals that will not flush.

377 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7156 02:21

>>420 fucks with rail tracks in a variety of ways.

378 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7156 02:41

>>420 Experiments with EMP bombs near airport control towers.

379 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7156 02:44

>>420 aged the silent sage thread.

380 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7157 21:56

>>420 writes user manuals that make no sense and are wrong more than half of the time. Don't bother calling the phone numbers in the manual, otherwise you will talk to a computer that also makes no sense, or you will talk to someone in India that also makes no sense.

He then uses his lawyers to prosecute anyone who shares info on how to make things work.

381 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7157 22:33

>>420 patents software that he didn't invent and sues anyone using it.

382 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7158 01:42

Every time you install a piece of software from >>420 you end up with a bunch of crappy trialware that is nearly impossible to delete without deleting something that you actually want to keep.

383 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7158 04:03

>>420 created a virus that locks your discs from being read and marketed it as a DRM scheme.

384 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7158 15:18

>>420 shakes up soda cans and beer cans so that when someone opens a refreshing drink, half of it sprays in somebody's face.

385 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 14:33

>>420 travels with his baby.

386 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 15:19

>>420 makes babies indiscriminately.

387 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 15:41

>>420 finds a way to avoid paying child support for those babies

388 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 16:32

>>420 keeps asking "HOW IS BABBY FORMED?" even though he knows the answer.

389 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 16:36

>>420 kill his babby, even though babby can't frigth back.

390 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 16:53

>>389 is Shmorky.

391 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 17:06

>>420 is both Shmorky and that fat greedy fuck.

392 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 18:01

>>420 hopes u got 10 bux

393 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 18:29

>>420 promised a quality entertainment for 10 US Dollar but never delivered.

394 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 08:07

>>420 sends forged IDs by mail and reports recipients to authorities.

395 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 14:57

>>420 force feeds contaminated bacon to innocent Jewish children.

396 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7165 19:17

>>420 bullies little girls by luring them to abandoned buildings, tying them up, and slapping their faces with his penis repeatedly

397 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7165 20:30

>>420 Sneaks into central banks and sets the money printing machines into hyperdrive, causing massive inflation.

398 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7165 20:50

>>420's family secretly controls the central bank in your country

399 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7166 01:10

>>420 Disposes of radioactive material by using it as glow in the dark paint. Children that use >>420's paint look like the children of Chernobyl.

400 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7166 17:46

>>420 poisons the economy with bad loans.

401 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7166 22:06

>>420 Is a master of I.D. theft.

402 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7166 22:09

>>420 Takes great 2D video games and makes terrible 3D sequels of them.

403 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7169 22:30

>>420 hides pressure sensitive explosives inside soccer balls.

404 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7197 23:27

>>420 Makes everything outside Korea smell like kimchi.

405 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7208 02:53

>>420 Insults people with handicaps. Yesterday he met a man with only one hand. He then recited the whole "What is the sound of one hand clapping?" story.

406 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 14:57

>>420 secretly replaces toy lasers with extremely powerful lasers, resulting in children lighting themselves on fire.

407 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 23:56

>>420 is a vicious despicable being!

408 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7222 00:57

>>420 stole my TV!

409 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7222 08:07

>>420 writes offensive messages about unfathomably weak people on the Internet.

410 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7222 23:50

>>420 Agreed to a contract that keeps "The Simpsons" on air for another season.

411 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7222 23:53

>>420 forgot to feed my fish while I was away.

412 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7223 03:05

>>420 has created more big pyramid schemes than Egypt has pyramids.

413 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7235 22:59

>>420 is a jerk and an asshole, and I don't have to explain why, it's obvious.

414 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7235 23:49

Look up asshole in the dictionary, and you'll find >>420's picture.

415 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 00:36

>>420 Is responsible for all that penis enlargement spam.

416 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 11:21

>>420 smokes weed 420 days a year.

417 Name: Tokiko : 1993-09-7236 13:17

>>420 is an espeon!

418 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 14:00

>>420 is pretty chill.

419 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 15:04

Good God, >>420 smells like he hasn't showered in weeks!

420 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 16:13

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422 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7237 12:44

>>666 sells voodoo instructional videos that make users curse themselves.

423 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7237 16:39

>>666 Builds guns that shoot 180 degrees in the wrong direction.

424 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7237 16:43

>>666 gave me an enema without so much as a kiss.

425 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7237 21:36

>>666 Installs Tesla coils near gas station pumps.

426 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7237 22:28

>>666 is Antichrist. Considering that Jesus was hairy, Jewish and is usually depicted with white skin, >>666 must be a bald black Muslim woman.

427 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7240 07:57

>>666 is the guy Randall Munroe based his Black Hat character on.

428 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7240 09:31

>>666 casts dork spells on passers-by and turns them into clowns.

429 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7245 23:54

>>666 is a dreadful inhumane being.

430 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7246 02:58

>>666 wears hats indoors.

431 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7246 09:17

>>666 steals from donation boxes at churches.

432 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7246 14:32

>>666 Is a shapeshifter who uses his powers to frame others for his crimes.

433 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7246 21:03

>>666 convinced Kyoto Animation to make the Endless Eight arc so long.

434 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7246 21:28

>>433 chews through my ethernet cables within a week of me buying them.

435 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7246 21:29

And >>666 is hacking my posts as I make them to blame others.

436 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7247 02:33

>>666 puts subliminal messages in anti-smoking messages that convince people to smoke.

437 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7247 09:53

>>666 makes people do evil things.

438 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7247 09:56

>>666 gives people terrible fashion advice

439 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7248 01:34

>>666 builds lighting equipment that is only used to give people epileptic seizures.

440 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7248 08:51

>>666 convinced >>439 to put a light bulb in his mouth.

441 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7249 00:23

>>666 Connected a urinal to the electrified third rail of a subway train.

442 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7249 00:29

>>666 makes up words and uses them in the captcha thread.

443 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7250 17:41

>>666 put a live skunk in a microwave and nuked it for 15 minutes.

444 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7261 08:25

>>666 is literally the devil
and hitler
literally hitler
literally.

445 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7261 11:07

>>666 starts flame wars about the correct usage of words, so that we can no longer use them correctly or incorrectly ever again.

446 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7261 12:21

>>666 took a piss on a homeless man's box

447 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7261 18:10

>>>666 uses Emacs instead of ViM

448 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7261 18:35

>>666 alters the pH balance of pools so severely, that anybody who jumps in the pool gets burned to death instantly.

449 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7268 16:11

>>666 Takes great foreign films, translates things poorly, edits things out when it isn't necessary, changes the story, and uses voice actors that sound like nails on a chalkboard.

450 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7269 13:48

>>666 is in your driveway. Now he's in your home. You don't know how he got inside. From the kitchen you hear a series of slight metallic clatters - but you're too afraid to confront the intruder. It stops all at once and you hear the front door open, close, then lock tight. You don't know why he's got an extra set of your keys.

You eventually gather enough courage to venture into the hallway, then the kitchen. All at once you're stuck with the calamity of it - cabinets opened, drawers hanging. Every cooking implement you own is scattered on the floor, the counter and stove. He's actually done it. >>666 has made a complete mess of your pots and pans.

451 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7278 18:49

>>666 Makes electrical terminals that are worse than the terminals on a front loading NES console.

452 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7278 23:25

>>666 killed Frank Herbert before he could finish the Dune saga so we'd have to suffer his son's shitty continuations.

453 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7279 19:01

>>666 infects people with depression caused by chemical imbalance, and then reads motivational bullshit, causing depression to double.

454 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7302 22:40

>>666 freezes people with liquid nitrogen, then shatters them.

455 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7303 14:09

>>666 is Pat Robertson.

456 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7303 14:55

>>666 is Robert Pattinson

457 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7303 17:08

>>666 is Robert Paulson

458 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7303 17:19

>>666 stopped updating mechafetus

459 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7303 19:20

>>666 picked a number too far ahead to care about.

460 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7303 20:32

>>666 is the sum of the squares of the first 7 primes

461 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7304 00:43

>>666 killed my spirit

462 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7304 06:57

>>666 is Ron Paul's son

463 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7310 05:00

>>666 drives a Prius.

464 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7310 05:51

>>666 drove a sharp implement up my anus.

465 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7311 14:06

I still think >>73 sucks.

466 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7312 01:13

>>666 creates suppositories that swell up 10x when inserted, making constipation worse.

467 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7312 12:36

>>666 possessed >>465 in an attempt to derail the thread.

468 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7312 14:43

>>666 sprinkled my cake with EVIL water.

469 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7312 15:37

>>666 spammed "the cake is a lie" everywhere when it wasn't all that funny to begin with.

470 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7312 22:42

>>666 learned how the Catholic church covered up pedophilia, and uses that secret so he too can get away with it.

471 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7313 01:06

>>666 learned how Judaism made mutilating children's genitals a venerable religious tradition so that he could do that too.

472 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7313 18:09

>>666 is the head of a labor union, but he never does anything that improves the lives of laborers, and the laborers are stuck paying >>666 huge union dues. >>666 created the laws in his area that make non-union labor illegal.

473 Name: Minister of Abbreviations : 1993-09-7313 20:28

>>666 abbreviates to TS, which can also stand for THE SATAN!

474 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7322 20:17

>>666 Delays the release of really good video games.

475 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7322 20:55

>>>666 Delays the release of highly anticipated videogames and only lets half baked final products that should have been deleted in beta out.

476 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7323 01:10

>>666 Creates sequels to good games that are far inferior to the previous version or versions.

477 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7323 02:21

>>666 names shitty remakes with the exact same name as the original to sow chaos and confusion.

478 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7323 02:27

>>666 owns the world's largest tax-free candy stockpile, but he won't let you have any.

479 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7326 20:30

>>666 altered the cloning machine so clonepa would never have a butt. He then framed >>73. That is why >>73 is accused of being a butthead.

480 Name: quad : 1993-09-7327 00:13

test

481 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7327 04:17

>>480 is actually >>666 shitting up the thread.

482 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7327 19:56

>>666 Manufacturers disease at a pharmaceutical company as well as the only cure. If you get infected, you either give >>666 whatever he wants in exchange for the cure, or you die from >>666's disease.

483 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7328 15:55

>>666 took out a patent on your genes.

484 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7332 14:36

>>666 Disguises emergency flares for ships as birthday cake candles.

485 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7332 18:04

>>666 gives candy to babies

486 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7332 18:16

>>666 gives the babies to African child soldier armies.

487 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7332 21:16

>>666 starts wars in africa as a ploy to toughen up the child soldiers in order to sell them to Academi after the weak ones have all been killed.

488 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7333 02:42

Once those soldier babies are no longer able to fight, >>666 forces them to work in his diamond mine.

489 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7333 19:27

>>666 cancelled season 3 of spice and wolf.

490 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7333 19:46

>>666 cancelled season three of Lucky™Star

491 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7333 21:47

>>666 cancelled season two of Yuyushiki

492 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7333 21:50

>>666 cancelled season two of Inhumanoids.

493 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7334 12:54

>>666 didn't cancel season one of Sword Art Online.

494 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7334 21:34

>>841 It seems to be Space Harrier with different sprites? So I guess I have tried it, in the last year actually, on that Megadrive Collection for PS3. But thanks though, anything else you'd like to recommend?

495 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7335 13:34

>>666 hypnotizes people and makes them post replies in the wrong thread.

496 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7335 19:06

>>666 Disguises laxatives as anti-diarrhea pills, making his victims crap their pants twice as often.

497 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7336 00:10

>>666 collects the crap-pants to make into a stinky ball of mess to shoot from a catapult as a bioweapon.

498 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7338 22:52

>>666 breeds hornet queens and makes them colonize your neighborhood.

499 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7339 05:48

>>666 breeds drag queens and makes them colonize your neighborhood.

500 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7339 05:52

>>666 also steals 500GETs.

moohoohahahaha!

501 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7339 23:45

>>666 Invented a tobacco plant that costs half as much to grow and contains twice the nicotine as regular tobacco plants.

502 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7340 07:25

>>666 farts near fat people in crowded areas leading everyone to believe the fat
person farted

503 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7340 19:54

>>666 Created a fake sound princess that simulates the user taking a loud and enormous crap. It does the same during a courtesy flush.

504 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7340 22:16

>>503 I could swear I read almost this exact post on here before, but it doesn't appear to be in this thread.

>>666 implants false memories to confound his readers.

505 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7340 22:35

506 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7345 23:15

>>666 thinks graphic videos depicting the murders of innocent children are funny.

507 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7346 00:57

>>666 went too far.

508 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7346 11:13

>>666 erased my favorite Youtube Poop.

509 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7346 21:33

>>666 cursed Africa

510 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7346 22:04

>>666 is crime

511 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7347 03:22

>>666 lost TUPAC.HTML.

512 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7349 00:13

When >>666 has diarrhea, he points his anus towards a wall, and creates a massive diarrhea stain.

513 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7349 00:31

>>512
I witnessed the scene of >>666's crime once.

514 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7351 16:31

When >>666 discovered the number of harmful things genetic engineering might create, he paid genetic engineers the highest wage to create such things.

515 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7355 22:48

>>>666 takes good games and ports them incorrectly to other systems.

516 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7355 23:31

>>666 leads people by example... in donations to false charity organisations.

517 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7355 23:46

>>666 unzips his pants and exposes his genitalia in public when waiting in long lines.

518 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7356 00:11

>>666 then attempts to insert said genetalia into the person in front of him in the line.

519 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7356 15:58

>>666 does, sells and talks smack

520 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7365 00:07

>>666 will steal your marijuana, smoke it, and spill the bong water all over the floor.

521 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7365 04:22

>>666 recruited >1-665 into a pyramid scheme, made millions of dollars, and flew to Panama after the whole thing collapsed.

522 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7385 01:10

>>666 Makes a fortune by owning a subsidized farm that makes bad food, but the laborers are dirt poor.

523 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7386 01:00

>>666 kicked a person's anus so hard that that person just fell down to that person's knees, let a long loud fart out and died.

524 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7401 22:35

>>666 Gets away with doing terrible things to little kids with his Santa Claus costume.

525 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7406 09:48

>>666 disobeys law-of-the-land fishing rights in Maine's costal waters, thereby collecting all the lobsters and selling them all at a discount.

526 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7406 20:55

>>666 is appalling in every way. Especially that way.

527 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7406 21:27

>>666 seems like cool guy, eh kills aliens and doesnt afraid of anything

528 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7407 19:26

>>666 is mind-numbingly obnoxious, but knows it's everyone else's fault for finding him obnoxious.

529 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7408 16:55

>>666 Loosens screws in valuable machinery, causing things to fall apart at the worst time.

530 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7421 17:27

<#M„DL > >>666 Destroyed the kimchi cabbage crop and caused the internet to get disconnected during really good Starcraft battles!

531 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7422 02:19

>>666 took Erebor from the dwarves.

532 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7422 02:36

>>666 didn't touch my PINGAS.

533 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7423 14:59

>>666 flooded the fortress.

534 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7423 15:07

>>666 dug too greedily and too deep.

535 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7428 16:59

>>666 is just distasteful in general, i can't put my finger on it, but it has nothing to do with his awful foot odor, which is still very bad don't get me wrong.

536 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7428 17:26

>>666 is really smelly.

537 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7428 21:59

>>666 flooded an airport control tower with laughing gas so that nobody could tell the pilots what to do, resulting in numerous plane crashes.

538 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7429 01:09

>>666 likes Google Plus.

539 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7430 00:00

>>666 took the people on the internet who fight against spam, viruses, and CP, imprisoned them, and forced them to destroy Bob's Army that opposes Google Plus.

540 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7430 00:30

>>666 posted spam, viruses, and CP to his heart's content while those people were imprisoned.

541 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7430 16:00

>>666 started the fire that was always burning since the world's been turning.

542 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7430 23:09

>>666 doesn't believe that the time has come to say fair's fair.

543 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7431 17:36

>>666 switches the blade on the guy in shades.

544 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7435 14:22

>>666 is smoking in the boys's room

545 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7463 18:34

>>666 takes urinal mints, breaks them up, and sells them as breath freshening mints.

546 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7463 19:56

>>666 shits in urinals.

547 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7463 23:11

>>666 shits in your mouth when you're asleep.

548 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7464 06:08

>>666 takes a shit and then doesn't wash his hands. Because he's evil.

549 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7464 15:36

>>666 makes the speakers and microphones for drive through restaurants.

550 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7464 19:45

>>666 is the slowest short order cook ever.

551 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7465 01:59

>>666 Is responsible for making health food taste bad, and make junk food taste goog.

552 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7465 16:06

>>666 took Fallout off of GOG.

553 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7467 18:56

>>666 has a gigantic motorized paint sprayer in his backpack and he uses it to make more graffiti with fewer stops to buy paint.

Also, >>666 makes the most disgusting graffiti ever seen. Tubgirl and Goatse are tame by comparison.

554 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7491 01:29

>>666 Is responsible for what Funimation did to Crayon Shin Chan.

555 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7491 19:33

>>666 compresses cigarette smoke and puts it in asthma inhalers, doubling the pain and risk of death by an asthma attack.

556 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7492 00:08

>>550

>>666 is also the tallest short order cook, the shortest tall order cook, the slowest fast food cook, and drives home in a slow cooker that's been hot-rodded and rolls down the street on tiny wheels.

...what were we talking about again, guys?

557 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7492 05:53

We're talking about what a great and cool guy >>666 is!

558 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7492 07:54

Don't trust >>557, I wouldn't be surprised if >>557 was actually >>666 in disguise, that wily bastard.

559 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7492 10:52

>>666 used to be cool. Then he got popular and sold out.

560 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7496 00:58

>>666 grows the most toxic mold spores in the world, then spreads them on any wet surface in a building.

561 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7496 15:56

>>666 placed those lego blocks under your bare feet.

562 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7497 12:24

>>666 placed that doggie poo under your bare feet too.

563 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7497 16:03

>>666 still sends dogs to space fully aware that his booster design is faulty.

564 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7497 18:55

>>666 lines the floor of his space vessels with Lego bricks

565 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7502 04:29

When >>666 meets someone with diabetes, he makes fun of them for having it, and then impersonates Wilford Brimley.

566 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7507 19:08

When >>666 trims his toenails and fingernails, he puts the clippings in your food.

567 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7507 22:05

>>666 reaches for your french fries... right after he scratches... HIS BUM.

568 Name: (´・ω・) : 1993-09-7516 20:30

>>666 will use you and throw you away like a crumpled up wad of kleenex.

569 Name: (´・ω・) : 1993-09-7517 01:58

>>666 jizzed on the kleenex and then put it back in the box for the next unsuspecting person.

570 Name: (´・ω・) : 1993-09-7517 17:47

>>666 sneezed without covering his mouth even thought he had a kleenex pack handy

571 Name: (´・ω・) : 1993-09-7519 21:59

>>666 is a feminist supporter.

572 Name: (´・ω・) : 1993-09-7520 01:05

>>666 is terribly unholy.

573 Name: (´・ω・) : 1993-09-7520 01:24

>>666's ugly face makes vaginas look like things of aesthetic perfection

574 Name: (´・ω・) : 1993-09-7521 23:14

>>666 denies the exquisite beauty of a well-formed vagina.

575 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7523 01:09

>>666 threatens people on-line and keeps them in fear for months.

576 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7523 15:35

>>666 got Firefox's CEO kicked out for his beliefs.

577 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7523 21:27

>>666 turned Firefox from a poster child for successful Open Source into the bloated, crashing shitpig-express that it is today.

578 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7523 22:18

>>666 Makes software that forces an update every time you use it, and every time it gets updated, it takes up more memory for crap that isn't needed, and there are always new bugs. Old bugs aren't deleted.

579 Name: (L₯ƒΦ₯) : 1993-09-7524 01:28

>>666 Pays with checks at the super market on busy days.

580 Name: Anti-Shii Brigade : 1993-09-7524 15:01

>>666 Checks he knows will bounce

581 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7524 20:11

>>666 is anti-Shii.

582 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7525 05:27

>>666 sells "penis enlargement" pills that actually cause erectile dysfunction.

583 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7525 05:48

>666 pisses in the sink.

584 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7525 08:14

>>666 has the loudest speakers in the world. He puts on ear protection, then plays the most annoying sounds in the world.

585 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7525 09:13

>>666 is your shitty neighbour.

586 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7525 21:01

>>666 is a landlord that makes sure your rental space is next to a shitty neighbor or even multiple shitty neighbors.

587 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7525 22:15

>>666 bought one share in moot's company-- one share-- and then showed up at his meeting, after anonymously calling him earlier that day and telling him to freeze the textboards. Well, you know what happened then.

588 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7525 23:21

>>666 destroys rare vintage video game cartridges on video for "comedy value".

589 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7526 01:10

>>666 donates one penny to streams just so he can chat with the streamer.

590 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7527 03:40

>>666 hosts rare and valuable torrents up to 97% and then disconnects before anyone else gets a complete copy.

591 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7527 04:18

>>666 uses long thin vegetables for self-pleasure then makes food for his friends with them.

592 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7527 14:02

>>666 Copies everything we write in this thread to SAoVQ's "ways to become a better vipper" thread so he can make an army of >>666VIPPERS.

593 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7527 20:15

>>666 asks people to do his homework.

594 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7528 12:40

>>666 plagiarizes all his essays.

595 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7528 23:13

>>666 Creates a business trust, then finds a way to use existing business trust laws to stop his competitors.

596 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7540 21:45

>>666 is the college dean that makes a bunch of worthless classes a prerequisite to get an engineering degree, and works with other colleges to convince them to do the same thing. When >>666 heard of making minor changes to books every year, and mandating the use of those new books, >>666 quickly did the same.

597 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7544 14:00

When >>666 visits a poor country, he places valuable coins on the busiest railroad tracks, just waiting for the next poor person to be crushed by a train.

598 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7544 21:57

>>666 put poop into the machinery at the chocolate milk factory.

599 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7544 22:06

>>666 Discovered the secret to eternal youth then patented it so no one but him can achieve it.

600 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7545 14:20

>>666 invested heavily in bottled water companies and then poisoned the groundwater.

601 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7547 20:07

>>666 Shits on ceiling fans.

602 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7548 01:21

>>666 made a killing marketing animal feces as expensive gourmet coffee.

603 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7548 03:49

>>666 knows how destroy evidence against him and also knows how to frame people with the evidence that wasn't destroyed.

604 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7551 18:23

>>666 created a system which encourage stupid people to multiply like rabbits, and encourage smart people to chose to be childless.

605 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7554 17:38

>>666 enjoys abortion

606 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7554 20:02

After the big BP oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico, BP promoted >>666 to oversee oil shale mining in Alberta, Canada.

607 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7555 14:36

>>666 sells mashed aborted chinese babies as premium anti-wrinkle cream on the US.

608 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7555 20:11

>>666 is like the cartoon character in http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PA4WAjsRnts

609 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7555 21:04

>>666 is divisible by 3

610 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7555 23:01

>>666 puts glitches in video games so that a fatal error occurs if you are about to beat >>666's high score.

611 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7555 23:23

>>666 likes to go to muslim countries just to rape married women and get them stoned for adultery afterwards

612 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7578 18:35

>>666's head looks a lot like a butt.

613 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7578 21:05

When >>666 makes a movie, he puts 100% of all the exciting scenes in the trailer, and the rest of the movie is boring.

614 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7579 09:58

>>666 flushes things down public toilets to clog them on purpose.

615 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7580 00:49

>>666 breaks into people's domiciles and replaces all their record/CD/mp3 music collections with Phil Collins albums.

616 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7580 03:10

>>666 whispered "Hold back, you don't want to show too much Godzilla" into Gareth Edward's ear.

617 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7582 18:40

>>666 Hides cameras in places where cameras don't belong

618 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7582 19:23

>666 never seeds and deletes his torrents as soon as they are finished downloading.

619 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7584 18:37

>>666 puts spicy pepper extracts in hemorrhoid medicine.

620 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7584 23:05

>>666 condemns good working units of vintage consoles and computers to be broken down for scrap.

621 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7586 21:31

>>666 is a sidewindin' bushwackin', hornswagglin' cracker croaker!

622 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7586 23:43

>>666 doesn't take off his huge backpack on the bus when he's left standing, so people can't pass through him

623 Name: (*߁[ί) : 1993-09-7587 01:58

>>666 Quite frankly doesn't give a damn, my dear

624 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7587 19:56

>>666 steals refrigerant from air conditioners. >>666 has a way of knowing who will get heatstroke, so he targets those people first.

625 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7587 23:47

>>624 engineered a door that will always close on your toes

626 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7588 02:30

>>666 Almost succeeded in blaming >>624 for an evil deed.

627 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7589 14:19

>>666 didn't kill JavaScript and Flash back when there was a chance.

628 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7589 17:03

>>666 doesn't have any plain text on his website, instead you have to download a huge PDF that takes up far too much computing power.

629 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7593 20:46

>>666 goes to the laundromat and puts so much detergent in the washing machine that the soap bubbles drive everyone out of that laundromat.

630 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7602 23:56

The only reason >>666 was ever on a winning sports team was because he put poison in the other team's Gatorade.

631 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7603 03:27

>>666 likes to put spiders under public toilet seats

632 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7603 05:14

>>666 is that guy stealing all the local panties and not sharing.

633 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7606 21:41

>>666 hacks cell phone towers so that when the police department, firefighters, or paramedics are called, the signal gets interrupted.

634 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7620 13:08

>>666 poisoned my goof butts.

635 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7620 21:03

>>666 goofed my poison butts.

636 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7620 21:16

>>666 shoved a poison enema up my butt.

637 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7620 21:40

>>666 sets up garage sale signs that lead in a big circle.

638 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7628 18:21

>>666 Carelessly disposes of fat cigar butts.

639 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7629 00:23

>>666 always stands near doors in public transport.

640 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7639 02:33

Ever wonder if Alka-Seltzer makes birds explode? >>666 uses mind reading power to find people who ask that question, then >>666 force feeds that person's pet bird.

641 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7639 04:01

Rumor has it that >>666 has also tricked people into consuming Mentos after drinking Diet Coke.

642 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7639 13:17

>>666 infused the insides of condoms with a drug that causes penis shrinkage.

643 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7639 20:18

Interned at Kass, Shuler Law Firm for a year. Direct experience with scheduling litigations/court dates, file work (on and off the computer), and assitant work.

Specialties
Typing, blogging; Facebook, Twitter, Blogger, Word, Excel, Powerpoint.

644 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7640 19:30

>>666 invented dildos to trick helpless women into raping themselves.

645 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7641 03:17

>>666 tricked >>643 into pasting his resume here.

646 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7654 18:59

>>666 puts bleach in your laundry when you wash clothes that can be damaged by bleach. The last time >>666 did that, he took the stripes out of shimapan.

647 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7658 02:30

You know, I heard >>666 does some pretty terrible things to cats.

648 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7659 16:43

>>666 steals pet rabbits from children and feeds them to his giant pet snake.

649 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7659 23:48

>>666 is a social justice warrior.

650 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7660 00:57

>>666 throws chalk dust in people's faces

651 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7662 12:56

>>666 puts aphrodisiac drugs in Catholic priest's wine and infests their computers with CP.

652 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7662 15:36

>>666 is a Catholic priest.

653 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7666 09:42

>>666 is a JEW.

654 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7666 12:59

>>666 knows how to disguise himself as any high ranking member of any religion.

655 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7666 21:55

>>666 is Voldemort.

656 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7668 01:28

>>666 replaces all the mirrors in anorexia clinics with concave ones.

657 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7668 03:48

>>666 blasts rotten-egg smelling farts whenever he enters an occupied room.

658 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7669 20:03

>>666's obnoxious, opinionated yelling about anything and everything is so loud, it must only be a few posts from here.

659 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7669 21:31

>>666 doesn't wash his hands after using the restroom.

660 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7669 22:02

>>666 is a total ween.

661 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7670 00:10

>>666 stole my girlfriend.

662 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7670 01:08

>>666 stole my job.

663 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7670 02:49

>>666 keeps standing behind you, and when you aren't looking he edges a little closer and you know he's going to do something really obnoxious in just a few posts

664 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7670 03:35

>>666 is a fart-blasting scrotum.

665 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7670 23:37

>>666 is kind of a butthead.

666 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7670 23:38

( E-E) No I'm not.

667 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7670 23:39

It appears that >>666 isn't a butthead

668 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7671 00:39

More of an annoying comic foil, I guess.

669 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7671 01:56

Jeez, now who do we pick on?

670 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7671 04:41

I miss >>666

671 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7671 07:02

Enough of that, I heard that >>>720 loves Jo Brand.

672 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7671 14:50

Well, I heard that >>720 can open a can of beer with his testicles.

673 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7673 00:45

There is a rumor that Dos Equis used >>720's adventure stories to create TV commercials.

674 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7673 02:49

>>720 still understands what this thread is about.

675 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7673 15:42

>>720 knows exactly why he was picked.

676 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7673 18:57

>>720 is first on the Pope's speed dial list.

677 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7690 14:26

When >>720 changes his identity, he creates the coolest sounding names. That last time I saw his I.D. William McAllister Pendelton was his name.

678 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7690 15:11

What exactly is the deal with >>720

679 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7692 07:48

>>720 is a pretty cool dude

680 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7692 17:01

>>720 is absolutely evil, though, and is solely responsible for the events of this THREAD.

681 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7692 19:34

>>720 is apathetic about most things.

682 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7692 19:58

I can't handle >>720's ambivalence.
It drains the paint right off the ceiling.

683 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7693 03:11

>>720 is so poor, he lives in an empty white room.

684 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7693 15:22

And yet, >>720 somehow owns a controlling share in my sole proprietorship. I'd love to know how he pulled that off.

685 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7693 15:51

>>720 knows about white genocide.

686 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7693 18:55

>>720 never cites his sources

687 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7693 19:26

>>720 goes to shareholders' meetings for corporations he owns no shares in and yells obscenities at the board of directors and farts.

688 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7693 20:49

>>720 only plays Doom using ZDumb.

689 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7693 20:59

>>720 isn't particularly vile, but somebody is responsible for all the misery and suffering of this world, isn't it?

690 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7693 21:05

>>720 is the chosen sacrifice for this year's Harvest.

691 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7693 23:20

>>720 burnt my shake

692 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7694 02:04

>>720 left a brown stain in the middle of my favorite comforter.

693 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7694 08:32

I lied, >>720 is not a pretty cool dude.

694 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7694 19:00

>>720 is a big fat butt.

695 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7695 00:20

When someone orders a cold drink from >>720, he puts hot pepper extract in that drink.

696 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7695 00:25

>>720 Gave Capcom the idea to make multiple revisions of Street Fighter II for the arcade machine and the SNES.

697 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7695 16:23

>>720 made me forget what I was going to say to insult him

698 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7707 17:50

>>697 Nerfed the Nissan Silvia for sale in the USA.

699 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7708 13:31

We're talking about >>720 here, >>698. Try to keep up.

700 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7708 13:44

>>720 is a cis white male.

Captcha: male

701 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7708 13:59

Yeah, >>698, you idiot. >>720 is the focus here.

702 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7708 14:24

>>720 framed Roger Rabbit.

703 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7713 17:49

>>720 Decided to change the control scheme in Megaman 7, Megaman 8, and Megaman&Bass so that they don't feel like any of the 8-but Megaman games.

704 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7713 18:04

>>720 did likewise with Metroid Fusion vs. Super Metroid.

705 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7714 12:37

>>720 feels a strong sense of nostalgia for every single game he played in his childhood, regardless of if he actually enjoyed them at the time.

706 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7714 14:58

>>720 just has to lash out when somebody on the Internet is wrong. So, it is a fairly good chance that >>699,701,720 is jisakujien.

707 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7714 17:17

>>720 says "jisakujien" like a fucking weeaboo.

708 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7715 06:04

>>720 killed my cat just to make a bad pun. (No, I won't repeat it here.)

709 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7716 10:19

>>720 Just barely passed a driver's exam in China.

710 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7716 13:37

>>720 had failed his first ever driver's exam in India, but still got his licence.

711 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7716 19:04

>>720 listens to public radio but doesn't contribute when they have pledge drives. But he says he does.

712 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7717 00:06

>>720 made the old iPhone battery chargers obsolete and made sure all the new iPhone battery chargers cost $15 or more.

713 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7717 13:53

>>720 is fairly certain he didn't remove the viruses from your computer, and he's going to wait for you to pay him to remove them again.

714 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7717 17:26

When >>720 wants to conduct a science experiment, he puts that experimental substance into the municipal water supply. He observes the people of the city as he drinks premium bottled water.

715 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7717 19:53

>>720 introduced me to kemono and forever changed my life.

716 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7719 19:25

>>720 disguised a gun as a cellphone, and convinced some teen girl to take a selfie.

717 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7719 19:41

>>>720 Made an assertion to Socrates, was unable to back it up with logic and reasoning, and then left him in the cold

718 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7719 20:27

>>720 is the reason why christmas lights get tangled

719 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7720 03:30

>>720 smells like the inside of a hobo's shoe.

720 Name: cool free ringtones : 1993-09-7720 04:10

cool free ringtones

721 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7720 14:01

Hey thanks man!

722 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7720 14:57

>>777 tricks celebrities into joining a vegan religion by parting with a wad of cash.

723 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7721 01:52

Why you pickin' on >>777 all of a sudden?

724 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7721 03:18

>>777 came over to my house crying today. >>777 said that someone he didn't even know took a shot at him on a BBS. I wish I could find this >>722 guy so I could teach him a thing or two about picking on random guys on BBSs. >>777's been through a lot lately, man, it's tough.

725 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7722 00:27

>>777 Invented a cure for the Ebola virus, but he only uses it on himself. Even if you offered him 10 billion dollars for the cure, he would not sell it.

726 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7722 21:27

>>723
Well, >>720 appeared to be a regular salesman, so the bad guy must be none other than >>777.

I mean, triple sevens, huge luck, but have you ever seen lucky people share their fortune? Yeah, >>777 is that bad.

727 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7723 21:02

>>730 is 10x as bad as >>73 ever was

728 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7724 13:10

If you spell a website's name incorrectly, >>777's domain parking company will redirect you to the worst porn on the internet.

729 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7725 22:19

>>777 broke American democracy and promotes jingoistic ideals

730 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7726 00:18

>>777 De-activated the activated sludge at the wastewater treatment plant.

731 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7726 01:56

>>777 is the reason I have no friends

732 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7726 06:01

>>777 Attaches a self-destruct button to everything, and places it in a location where it gets pushed accidentally.

733 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7737 14:09

I heard >>777 fucked a frog once.

734 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7737 17:40

>>733
It was Kermit puppet that >>777 desecrated.

735 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7737 20:47

>>777 made Bane sound like a crappy Sean Connery impersonator.

736 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7742 21:05

>>777 applies extra strength Loctite to the threads of a fire hydrant.

737 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7744 01:23

>>777 funds South Korea

738 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7744 17:15

>>777 also sponsored the Arab Spring.

739 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7753 16:28

>>777 has a consulting firm that helps other people to create a typical factory in China and a typical tech support line in India. That is why some of the previous assholes have such things.

740 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7758 02:56

>>777 feeds the trolls with the best bait.

741 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7758 07:19

>>742 has an alright penis

742 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7758 19:45

>>777 mocked my penis. "It isn't even alright!" he said.

743 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7760 15:10

>>777 keeps the whole Gamergate shitfest going.

744 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7760 17:58

>>777 paid off textboard adminstrators to suppress wrongthink

745 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7761 21:28

>>777 Created the first Ninja Turtles game for the NES.

746 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7761 22:17

>>777 Is a VIPPER

747 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7762 19:46

>>777 drives a Dodge Viper, paid for by the money he didn't deserve to have.

748 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7846 23:06

>>777 artificially inseminates your small dogs with the semen of very large breeds.

749 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7847 16:49

>>777 sometimes forces the copulation between small and large dog breeds because he's into "size play".

750 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7848 19:22

>>777 hacks into your router to download stuff that is highly illegal.

751 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7862 22:45

>>777 pretends to be Mario by jumping on your pet turtle, then kicking it at you.

752 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7862 23:18

>>777 spams links to stuff that is highly illegal on your board every fucking day via proxy.

753 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7863 04:05

>>777 steals socks from your laundry.

754 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7863 14:24

>>777 replaces children's bubble gum with nicotine gum to make them addicted to bubble gum.

755 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7863 14:39

>>777 doesn't love the entire game, only killing the trapped prisoners.

756 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7872 22:46

>>777 takes the water out of fire trucks, and replaces it with kerosene.

757 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7872 23:07

>>777 sells Chryslers for a living.

758 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7874 00:30

>>777 sells children for a living.

759 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7874 00:39

>>777 takes his luck for granted

760 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7874 20:26

>>777 swears to God he brought Aeris back to life, and he'll tell you how to do it for 50 dollars.

761 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7874 21:59

>>777 detonates warheads in densely populated areas.

762 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7874 23:08

>>777 is a war head who continuously foments strife between nations.

763 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7875 05:03

Kids are cruel, and >>777 is very in touch with his inner child.

764 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7875 15:05

>>777 walks around convenience stores poking holes in condom packages with a needle.

765 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7877 17:42

>>777 Has several more tips for women who want to get pregnant by men who don't want to impregnate them.

766 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7878 18:13

>>777 dropped my notebook when I wasn't looking and didn't tell me.

767 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7878 21:25

>>777 is fucking your lover right now.

768 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7881 19:27

>>777 Makes the default windows background a picture of a hermaphrodite Rainbow Dash 69-ing Twilight Sparkle.

769 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7882 00:51

>>777 is a cuckold barista with a degree in liberal arts.

770 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7887 18:28

>>777 Called himself a veterinarian, but all he really did was plant grenades up cow asses.

771 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7887 20:03

>>777 thought very hard about how best to work the phrase "cow asses" into his postings.

772 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7887 21:23

>>777 hacks into everybody's 3d printers so that they only print dildos.

773 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7914 21:57

>>777 Mastered ways of making printer cartridges insanely expensive.

774 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7914 23:31

>>773 writes the scripts that make husbands look like idiots in sitcoms and commercials.

775 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7914 23:43

>>777's overwhelming body odor made me fuck up that last post.

776 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7915 02:13

>>777's a nigger!

777 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7915 03:08

778 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7915 13:19

Clearly, we were all correct to hate on >>777.

779 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7917 08:53

>>842 drank the last of the milk but left the carton in the fridge.

780 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7917 18:02

>>776
Man I hope you get your head cut off you worthless nigger kike faggot. Get AIDS or get lost, no one likes you.

Am I going it right?

781 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7917 18:14

>>780 If you were doing that on 4chan you would be.

782 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7917 18:25

I'm confused, weren't we supposed to lynch >>777 for his crimes against humanity? Well, we might as well do it to >>842 then.

783 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7917 19:12

We have budget and scheduling issues, therefore we need to optimize processes and lynch >>777 and >>842 at the same time. I trust you recieved the memo already. I hear >>842 is pretty heinous at any rate.

784 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7917 22:07

>>842, you hear that? that empty carton in the milk was the last straw!

captcha: ye

785 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7917 22:30

>>842 drains the oil out of cars and disables warning systems on those cars, causing thousands of dollars of damage. Also, >>842 doesn't care where he puts the used oil, and fucks up the environment most of the time.

786 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7918 00:42

787 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7919 19:44

>>842 Always has a wad of chewing tobacco in his mouth, and doesn't care about where he spits. >>842 had his tobacco damaged teeth and gums surgically repaired by using the children of dentists as hostages.

>>842 also creates secret messages that convince teen boys to chew tobacco.

788 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7922 01:54

>>842 puts fake expiration dates on food

789 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7922 14:47

>>842 only thinks Android is better than iOS because A comes before I.

790 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7923 23:55

>>842 Has cysts all over his body, and pops them wherever he wants to.

791 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7924 00:49

>>842 is actually not a bad guy! He used to give really good advice.

- Hitler's ghost

792 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7924 01:26

>>842 needs a strategy guide for simon says

793 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7924 11:39

>>842 invented selling soiled underwear in a vending machine.

794 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7924 12:22

>>842 created Habitat Against Humanity, an organization that destroys people's houses for no reason and then runs away so they can't get sued.

795 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7924 16:22

>>842 heads the Make A Death Wish Foundation, encouraging innocent young kids to kill themselves.

796 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7927 23:09

>>842 spills soda on others' laps because he doesn't pay attention to where he's going then yells "what the fuck dude" as of it's the other person's fault. >>842 almost gets his ass kicked but gets away with it because it's in a crowded place.

797 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7928 01:27

>>842 disguises passive aggressive rants against his school bully as on-topic posts.

798 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7928 17:38

>>842 Created a chatbot and virus that seeks out video game discussions, then acts like an SJW.

My best friend can't do anything with his computer because the virus stole 99% of his bandwidth. It all started when he said he wanted to have sex with Chun Li.

799 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7936 13:14

>>842 Places ants inside the urethras of sleeping victims.

800 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7936 13:22

When >>842 was at college, he went to the cafeteria early every morning and put his balls on every food item possible.

801 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7936 23:13

>>842 hacked all the computers at enema bulb factories. The enema bulbs are all filled with super glue and habenero sauce.

802 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7937 02:40

Personally, I'd rather be trapped in an elevator with >>842 than >>817
What a psycho >>817 is.

803 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7937 09:17

>>842 and >>817 run down opposite sides of the street together, holding the ends of a length of cheese wire at neck height.

804 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7937 17:28

>>817 killed 27 people in shocking cold-blooded murders and >>842 was the detective who arrested someone else for the crimes because he was a young black homosexual muslim communist immigrant

805 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7937 23:12

I was once trapped in an elevator with >>817
>>817 is so disgusting, he makes >>842 look like an angel by comparison.

The stench of >>817 remained in my nostrils for 11 days.

806 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7938 01:50

>>817 is Benedetto, >>842 is Danglars

807 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7938 16:46

>>817 captures slave laborers and >>842 tortures them until they obey his commands.

808 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7947 13:42

>>817 reseeds dead torrents, but at a rate of 0.5kbps and deletes them again at 93% complete.

809 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7947 19:17

>>842 adds bugs to bittorrent software, and removes the bug free versions from the internet.

810 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7948 08:12

>>817 sold >>842's soul to the devil in exchange for lute playing skill.

811 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7948 16:51

>>817 is barred from entering 3 US states, and one Canadian province.

812 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7952 01:46

>>842 has 20 active inquires at Scotland Yard.

813 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7953 01:48

>>817 and >>842 are both wanted by the ICC and 15 countries for starting a cult, training them as an army, taking it to a central African country, starting three civil wars with their cult army, getting their cult members to sign wills leaving everything to them and then sinking a boat with all of them on it (they escaped on the only lifeboat)

814 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7954 10:20

I'm not even sure whether I'm more angry at >>817 for stealing my wallet or at >>842 for helping him get away.

815 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7954 18:59

>>817 and >>842 need Jesus.

816 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7954 20:15

... he's behind me, isn't he

817 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7954 20:23

These accusations are outrageous! Where's your proof? I'll sue you goyim for every penny!

818 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7956 18:45

>>842 eats whatever unhealthy food he wants, then gets the fat liposuctioned out. Later, he goes on shaming fat people and telling everyone they need to grow some willpower.

819 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7956 18:56

>>817
Think of the six million! How could you forget the 6 trillion?

820 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7957 15:45

Nobody knows if >>842 is drunk or not because he is such a horrible driver.

821 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7957 18:00

>>842 spends all his time thinking about, drawing, editing, and posting pictures of frogs.

822 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7957 18:11

I can smell >>842 from here.

823 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7970 18:09

>>842 Sells propane and propane accessories.

824 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7971 03:10

>>842 sells pain and pain accessories.

825 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7971 03:45

>>842 sells heroin.

826 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7971 08:10

So >>817-san was only >>842-sans scapegoat? How could we fall for >>842-sans trick! You're going down, punk!

827 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7975 05:47

>>842 tried to let this thread die!

828 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7975 21:48

>>842 Hides skunk spray in perfume bottles.

829 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7975 23:17

>>842 genetically engineered a skunk/cobra hybrid that sprays venom.

830 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7976 23:43

>>842 drives his huge diesel RV everywhere. He bypassed all the smog devices, and likes doing that "rolling coal" bullshit.

831 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7978 08:02

Don't get me wrong here, I'm really not one to gossip behind others backs, but >>842 is really creepy. I saw him the other day and his facial expression gave me the shivers.

832 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7978 15:00

Ewww, >>842's coming this way...

833 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7979 21:09

>>842 empties the septic tank of the RV in the middle of the street.

834 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7983 17:30

>>842 is a sniggering, niggardly blackguard who enjoys arguing over niggling matters.

835 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7983 18:21

>>842 forces everybody to watch a long boring video where he complains about intolerance, and everybody says "Fuck you" as a response to that. >>842 then uses those responses to force people to watch another boring video where >>842 bitches about intolerance.

836 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7984 13:56

>>842 has registered the toll-free phone number 1-800-NIGGA-PLS and if you call that number, he will mock you.

837 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7984 14:00

( E-E) >>842 is a big fat butt.

838 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7984 16:33

>>842 hides pepper spray in vape juice.

839 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7985 04:24

>>842 read >>838's comment as "rape juice" and said, "Hmm, I think I will do just that!"

840 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7985 19:51

>>842 forces people to take drugs, just so he can see them suffer from drug withdrawal.

841 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7985 23:38

Go on without me, I will distract >>842 while you three escape!

842 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7986 05:45

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843 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7986 19:38

I saw him get away! He's heading for >>998 !

844 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7991 14:28

>>998 left out Nintendo characters that should be in Smash Bros games.

845 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7991 15:45

>>998 killed Satoru Iwata.

846 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7991 19:29

>>998 ruined Daikatana.

847 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7991 19:44

>>998 does not wear the correct shoes when he goes bowling.

848 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7991 23:17

>>998 is a big fat butt.

849 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7991 23:29

>>998 is a pussy and a vagina mixed into one.

850 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7999 15:17

When >>998 wants to break a lease agreement, he turns his guitar amp to 11 and plays the most annoying music for 10 hours per day. After complaints from the entire apartment block, the landlord evicts >>998 but the landlord is required to return the security deposit.

851 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8000 09:14

>>998 is responsible for the death of saovq

852 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8002 20:07

>>998 hides deadly spiders in other people's shoes.

853 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8003 03:29

>>998 once burned me on a coke deal.

854 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8003 13:44

>>998 is an elitist berk.

855 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8003 13:58

>>998 named his son Richard with the surname Head.

856 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8003 17:42

>>998 brings pussy willows, pork faggots, and Dick Tracy comics to 5th grade classrooms so children make more immature jokes.

>>998 has a few other items that he will bring to 5th grade classrooms.

857 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8003 17:47

Such as >>998's erect cock.

858 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8003 18:51

>>998 is also a convicted pædophile.

859 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8003 20:18

>>998 is why Microsoft Mike talks like a lady and Microsoft Mary talks like a man.

860 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8004 12:25

>>998 is Space Moose.

861 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8004 14:10

>>998 stole my heart and abused me until I cut myself

862 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8004 14:29

>>998 is responsible for the creation of ISIS

863 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8005 04:09

>>998 transmits ebola, AIDS and anthrax to the people he comes in contact with.

864 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8005 20:33

>>998 is keeping Wik locked up for no reason!

865 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8006 02:40

>>998 is a cock slap.

866 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8006 03:48

>>998 is responsible for the Doom Broken Fucking Garbage edition.

867 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8006 13:39

>>998 is always hogging the BBS with his hand-me-down v.22bis

868 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8006 18:53

>>998 picks up the phone when you're downloading via dialup.

869 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8006 23:02

>>998 popularized the idea of "cutting" on 1990s daytime talk shows and is responsible for making >>861 think it was an appropriate coping mechanism. And you must admit that was an awfully nasty prank, not just on >>861, but on civilization as a whole.

870 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8016 15:04

When VHS tapes were common, >>998 refused to rewind them before returning them. He also defaced the boxes that the tapes were in.

871 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8016 17:57

While he was at it, >>998 purposely stole or destroyed the manuals that went with rental-store video games.

872 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8021 03:00

>>998 Stole every Sailor Moon DVD and Blu-Ray disc. He left behind VHS tapes from "The Incredible World of DIC."

873 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8022 00:30

>>998 was abused by >>996 during his formative years...but honestly he deserved it.

874 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8024 18:55

>>998 owns a puppy mill that produces chihuahuas. He sells them at a discount price to miserable single women.

875 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8024 19:30

>>998 is a heinous tool.

876 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8029 19:54

>>998 posts in the Clonepa thread without understanding the rich and compelling backstory.

877 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8030 00:48

>>998 Worked at the household cleaning chemical factory, and programmed the computer to mix all the bleach with the ammonia.

878 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8030 03:26

879 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8030 16:16

>>998 Says "It's a TOOMAAAHH" to people in the oncology ward of the hospital.

880 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8030 18:31

>>998 accidentally >>911 in the butt on purpose

881 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8031 00:50

>>998 accidentally causes pregnancies on purpose.

882 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8031 00:51

>>998 is abusive to his buddy Beavis.

883 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8031 00:55

999 GET

884 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8031 15:37

I remember >>883
It seems only yesterday he posted that badly mistimed "999 GET" post.
It would have been stupid coming from anyone else but he just had this humor about him, hard to describe.
Then >>998 killed him.
In the butt.
On purpose.

Just like he's going to do to >>911 if we can't stop it.

885 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8032 02:29

>>998 stole my beer from the fridge. What a dick.

886 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8032 02:30

>>998 made Punctual Gomez late.

887 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8032 05:33

>>998 lied about making Punctual Gomez late to tarnish his reputation

vc: shitchirf

888 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8032 18:05

>>998 is Punctual Gomez' evil cousin, Tardy Gomez.

889 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8032 21:11

>>998 soiled a perfectly nice shirt.

890 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8032 21:13

>>998 tampered with people's autocorrect so that "shirt" would say "shit" and "busy" would say "busty".

891 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8032 21:16

>>998 has been very busty trying on other people's shits

892 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8032 21:18

>>998 is literally a five headed dragon.

893 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8032 21:22

>>998 is a professional scat pornstar (receiving), but they're fake.

894 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8032 21:27

>>998 shat a terrific shit on a nicely bloused, busty non-scat pornstar, and didn't even give two shirts about how busty she was at the time.

895 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8032 22:00

>>998 is a busty oppai monster who borrows little girls' shirts and returns them with the chest stretched out.

896 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8032 22:22

>>998 convinced Sabrine Maui to get implants in her perfect little Asian tits.

897 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8032 22:51

You know what?
I'm tired of this. I'm tired of assholes like >>73 and >>998 manipulating DQN. I'm not going to tell you to write to moot or stop going to Teh Rei's diner or give up fancy hearing cakes or to post less or even to challenge the Elitist Superstructure. I don't know what to do about the beadies, the VIPPERS, the people who dance whenever no one's watching, the shitty thread wasshoiis or the copypastas. What I do know is that I've had enough, you've had enough, we've all had enough of this! It isn't safe on the board anymore, and so we don't POST anymore, we just lurk in the Ctrl+V thread and say "Please, I won't make any trouble, just please let me stay safe inside this thread and don't start a fight with me from across the U-shaped table at Yoshinaya." Well, I'm GOING to start a fight! I want you to get up, right now, and I want you to go to the [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#18] thread. I want you to open it, I want you to read the full thread, and then I want you to post, writing:
"I'M MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE! I'M DQN AS HELL AND I'M NOT GONNA VIP IT ANYMORE! I'M >>897 AS HELL AND I'M NOT GONNA PUT UP WITH >>98 ANYMORE!"

898 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8033 04:48

>>998 made >>897 mistake >>98 for him

899 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8033 17:00

>>998 is a god damn titty monster.

...you know, I've read that manga, and she's kind of a butthead but I don't think she's really evil. She might even be a fun date.

900 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8033 18:13

>>998 went to Jupiter to get more stupider.

901 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8033 20:21

>>998 took me to Venus and cut off my penis.

902 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8033 21:07

>>998 made software that detects small or flat boobs, and automatically replaces them with DD or larger boobs.

You should see how pissed off my neighbor is, because he is a huge Card Captor Sakura fan.

903 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8033 21:07

>>998 flew to Mars and something something arse

904 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8033 22:25

>>998 stole my magic wand that was signed by J.K.Rowling and crammed it up my ass.

905 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8033 22:35

>>998 replaced all instances of the word "wand" in the Harry Potter books with "wang".

906 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8033 22:52

>>998 seduced me with gay magic and then broke my heart.

907 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8034 01:26

>>998 took the dirty money and then lived happily ever after.

908 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8034 21:58

>>998 is a Venus with a penis who likes to get straight young men drunk and let them wake up with a surprise up their butt.

909 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8035 00:44

>>998 is actually a trap fetishist

910 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8035 13:06

And by that, we mean that >>998 gets off on seeing a mousetrap spring painfully on an unsuspecting victim's penis.

911 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8035 19:47

But what >>998 really loves is to see a mousetrap spring painfully on an unsuspecting mouse's neck. He then skins the mouse and wears the uncured skin as a penis sheath, and runs around screaming "Someone help, my dick is a furry!"

912 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8035 20:00

>>998 didn't allow me to use The Cocksheath of Pleasure in our tabletop session.

913 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8035 23:48

>>998 included magical cocksheaths in the tabletop session he GMed.

914 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8035 23:49

>>998 uses the FATAL system for every game he GMs.

915 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8036 00:30

>>998 extended FATAL with imaginary bodily functions to make it more complete.

916 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8036 01:03

>>998 further extended FATAL with everything he could find from Waita Uziga manga that weren't in the system already.

917 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8036 18:12

>>998 ruled that >>920 's character could no longer maintain control of her ear-bladder despite >>920 rolling a natural 20.
What a creepy railroader!

918 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8036 19:03

>>998 is Kenichi Smith.

919 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8037 00:18

>>998 Sabotaged a Zamboni so to win a bet over a hockey game.

920 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8038 02:09

>>998 Stole The Precious Thing

921 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8038 16:28

>>998 builds weapon factories in 2 neighboring countries, then tricks them into going to war with each other.

922 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8041 19:13

>>998 gave me a twelve-inch pianist when I made a wish.

923 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8041 21:24

>>998 keeps chuckling and saying "Simmer down, Beavis."

924 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8047 19:30

>>998 secretly enters buildings and summons ghosts with his Ouija board. I had to move out of my apartment complex because the ghosts didn't leave me alone. >>998's Ouija board is more powerful than 10 gallons of holy water.

925 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8048 04:18

>>998 lobbied for legislation to ban "high capacity assault holy water" meaning any person could only legally possess 10 gallons or less of holy water at any given time.

926 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8048 04:26

>>998 convinced Congress to pass that legislation by manipulating public opinion using the #vampirelivesmatter hashtag.

927 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8048 04:28

>>998 RAPED Popuko

928 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8048 20:43

>>998 created a real life Splatoon league. Every event is hosted inside historic buildings that should never be repainted.

929 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8049 16:13

>>998 replaced all of the suppositories with chalk pills infused with habanero

930 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8049 22:35

>>998 is rumored to be Beady Eyes and may attempt to derail this thread.

931 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8050 02:45

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932 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8050 02:54

>>939 has important information pertaining to the whereabouts of >>998, and must be protected at all costs.

933 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8051 13:33

I offer to use all of my considerable ninja skills to protect >>939 in exchange for sex!

934 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8051 15:51

I took >>939 to a marksmanship class and helped him get a concealed gun permit.

935 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8051 16:29

I took >>939 to Poundland and taught him to protect his anus in prison.

936 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8051 18:02

I let >>933 fuck me so he would protect >>939

937 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8093 03:22

>>998 steals safe to handle pet snakes, and leaves angry cobras and vipers in their place.

938 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8095 03:14

Yo, >>939! A hanging grand piano tied up with an old, frayed rope is probably not the best thing to be standing under!

939 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8095 07:44

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940 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8098 08:03

TANASINN DAMN IT, HE WAS TOO YOUNG!
I swear...
I swear on my lifelong hoard of fancy hearing cakes.
I swear on my body pillow.
I swear on the waifus of everyone who took part in this thread.
I swear on the sanctity of the Elitist Superstructure itself that I will find the true butthead and bring them to justice!

If only poor >>939 ...who could have known the train would be running on a different schedule during September due to maintenance? If only he'd just...if only he'd at least been able to tell us! What about >>989 ?? Is he the true butthead? Is he >>998 's next victim? Damn it, >>939 , you stupid brave kid, what the hell were you tryin' to tell us on the tracks that day?

941 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8106 04:57

>>998 Owns a skydiving company, and makes sure that when skydivers exit his plane, they land in horrible places. The last guy landed in an aquarium full of sharks.

942 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8106 16:36

>>998 also landed a skydiver in a cactus farm.

943 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8106 18:05

>>998 showed up at my cactus farm one day with a bunch of goons, offering to sell me skydiver insurance. I told him I wasn't a skydiver and to get off my property. He chuckled and told me that the price would double tomorrow. Three hours later, my pride and joy eThorny Petef was crushed flat.

944 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8106 18:18

>>998 always uses the wrong recipe for his fancy hearing cake

945 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8106 21:25

>>998 always repeats "the cake is a lie" meme when baking, selling, discussing, and buying cakes. >>998 also annoys people with other old and overused memes.

946 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8106 21:25

>>998 spreads fake instructions for making congee in a rice cooker.

947 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8107 06:05

>>998 hustled me hardcore and sold me crappy, marked-up disaster and liability insurance for my prize-bred sharks and aquarium, but after he left I looked at the fine print and it wasn't even what he said it was! It was some sort of skydiving insurance for me! I don't even skydive! Then the next day I found my tank full of blood, gore, canvas, and sick sharks!

948 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8107 16:20

>>998 sells fake cookbooks that trick people into making kimchi. Each page has a different recipe for kimchi, but all of those recipes smell worse than 100 angry skunks.

949 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8110 08:42

>>998 stole my heart

950 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8110 16:56

>>998 tried to sell me a used human heart. I only buy new!

951 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8110 18:17

>>998 scalps concert tickets.

952 Name: !WAHa.06x36 : 1993-09-8110 19:27

heh. Butthead.

953 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8111 19:10

<#M„DL > >>998 Make Starcraft II Legacy of the Void crash during epic battle! Error message insult kimchi! >>998 more disgusting than pig and Japanese salaryman!

954 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8111 19:17

i@MƒnLj >>998 sell 2 million of Chinese bride to western man! Does not sell western woman to Chinese groom! man woman balance even worse!

955 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8113 13:09

>>998 sold me a Chinese bride who divorced me as soon as she got citizenship and hit me with alimony payments. He guaranteed it wouldn't happen with each of the next two I purchased, and it kept on happening.

I am now living in a cardboard box, I cannot see my children, and I am the victim of a particularly poor haircut.

956 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8114 18:22

>>998 Visits monuments made of stone and ruins them with his jackhammer in various ways. When >>998 went to Thailand, he used his jackhammer to turn statues of Buddha into statues of M Bison.

957 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8124 17:12

>>998 reads Facebook for the articles.

958 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8125 03:16

When >>998 goes to a drive-through, he waits until he's at the speaker to decide what he wants and sits for ten minutes while carefully considering each item on the menu.

959 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8125 05:51

>>998 held a monopoly on drive through window speakers. He used his monopoly so that those speakers would sound horrible.

960 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8125 09:26

>>998 Designed the drive-through signs before drive-thru windows, and made sure they are close enough to, if not on the other side of, the horrible-sounding speaker - all so that new diners to a chain will cause great inconvenience to other people, and he won't be singled out and called to task when he does it out of malice.

961 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8125 19:30

>>998 Designed the Checker's drive through lane so that there would be a shorter line for JDM cars.

I couldn't hear the sound of the drive through speaker because >>998 was drifting his S15 Silvia through the opposite lane.

962 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8126 04:16

>>998 has insatiable thirst for braking fluid.

963 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 20:47

>>998 never closes his html tags.

964 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8137 11:28

I heard >>998 is the guy who keeps adding useless features to webbrowsers.

965 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8138 09:49

>>998's great-grandfather perpetrated the first drive-by on a horse-drawn buggy, and got away with it as well

966 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 01:44

>>998 is the Antichrist and fights against everything our lord and saviour Jesus H. Christ stood for!

967 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 02:53

>>998 is black

968 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 10:45

I offer to use all of my considerable ninja skills to protect >>989 in exchange for sex!

969 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8141 02:41

>>964 I'm also certain that >>998 knows how to make them huge memory hogs as well.

970 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8150 09:21

You know, sometimes I think maybe the butthead really was >>73 after all.

971 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8150 20:07

I don't know what's the big deal. >>998 was always cool with me.

972 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8150 21:08

>>998 makes offcolor jokes once in a while, but I don't think he's that bad.

973 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8150 22:11

>>998 makes food taste like poop, and vice versa

974 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8152 09:55

>>998 framed >>73.

975 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8155 09:55

>>989 framed >>998

976 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8162 19:22

>>998 makes it okay for women to be statutory rapists.

977 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8163 04:42

>>998 posted >>976 to try to seem like a better person.

978 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8164 04:13

>>998 Hides scorpions inside people's socks.

979 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8166 09:53

>>998 starts long serious arguments when the situation calls for a simple name-calling.

980 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8167 02:25

>>998 Is not going to get away this time!

981 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8169 09:31

>>998 put his garbage into the neighbors recycling and now the garbage men won't take it anymore.

982 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8170 01:19

>>998 Will make anime real, but only the kind with tentacle rape.

983 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8170 12:23

>>998 drove over humblefool

984 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8170 12:27

>>998 keeps leaving the fridge door open

985 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8170 12:28

>>998 keeps giving me captchas that make me question my sexuality

986 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8170 12:30

>>998 donated my mittens to charity... for africa

987 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8170 12:31

>>998 painted my car yellow using a toothbrush

988 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8170 12:34

>>998 reports obscure youtube videos of barely questionable content to annoy those who watch them

989 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8170 12:35

>>998 never seeds

990 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8170 12:36

>>998 uses teeth when giving fellatio

991 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8170 15:10

>>998 carries a power drill, a solar battery charger, and a set of drill bits at all times. He uses them to put gloryholes in public toilets, and I heard a rumor that he does other terrible things with his power drill.

992 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8170 18:59

>>998 is planning to blow up this THREAD.

993 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8170 19:54

>>998 tries to post AA in irc channels

994 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8170 19:55

>>998 is so fucking annoying, you know?

995 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8170 19:56

>>998 bumps old threads with dancers for "fun"

996 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8170 19:59

>>998 advertises reddit

997 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8170 20:08

>>998 spams to finish threads

998 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8170 20:26

fuck you guys i'm awesome

999 Name: Punctual Gomez : 1993-09-8170 20:38

Right on time for my 999GET.

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