[Part IV] ( EƒΦE) Clonepa [Crap ass] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7166 16:12

( EƒΦE) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.

950 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8737 00:01

-spherical hamburgers, and they are delicious! We tried-
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951 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8756 16:29

( EƒΦE) Hey kids! Today's a very important day! It's Total Eclipse Day!
( EƒΦE) Many people become frightened by eclipses. Some believe they are harbingers of destruction. I know I sure do!
( EƒΦE) So here's what we're gonna do.
( EƒΦE) When the darkness falls in your neighborhood, that's your cue to run madly around, screaming and setting everything on fire!

( EƒΦE) Do it for me, kids!

952 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8757 15:34

Well, the eclipse came and went without a single riot or zombie
uprising. The Ogdru Jahad are safely trapped in ice for at least the next two years. One kid was holding a lit match to a courthouse, but
the stone building failed to catch on f-
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953 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8757 21:35

( EΝE) Clonepa crap ass

954 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8758 18:05

( EƒΦE) That's my name, don't wear it out.

( EƒΦE) HA HAAAAAAAA

955 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8758 19:30

( EƒΦE) The "Clonepa" part, I mean, not the "crap ass" part.

956 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8758 22:07

( EƒΦE) I'll crap your ass if you're not careful.

957 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8759 01:14

( -A-)

958 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8759 20:23

( EΝE) Crapass crap ass

( EΝE) I changed your name by deed poll.

959 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8759 23:30

( EƒΦE) You're only seven. You can't change shit.

960 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8760 23:16

( EΝE) And yet here we are, Crapass.

961 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8761 18:05

( EƒΦE) Indeed.
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( LƒΦ`) SAY HIS NAME!

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@@Όœc™))ΝE) ow CLONEPA ow ow ow ow

962 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8761 22:24

( LƒΦ`) By the way, I changed your name by deed poll to Plorples McBumspungler.

963 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8762 00:05

( EƒΦE) Thank you master!

964 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8762 00:07

Next up on Everybody Loves Porples McBumspungler, Porples
wears a hat, Beady Eyes suffers permanent brain damage, and
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965 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8775 17:39

( E-E) Wait, what?

966 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8775 18:14

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@@@@(@EƒΦE) @@You heard the announcer.

967 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8782 18:48

( E-E) But I don't want permanent brain damage! It'll cramp my style!

968 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8783 12:33

( EƒΦE) That was a re-run. You've had brain damage for 6 years now.

969 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8783 16:14

( E-E) No I'm ... doesn't.

970 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8785 22:38

Welcome back to Everybody Loves Blappy McPabSpabblestein!
Our musical guest tonight will not be seen tonight, so that we-
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971 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8786 22:24

-we have no bananas, but we do have fresh granny blapples in-
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972 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8790 19:27

-in Bruges. I'm PloopBoop McScroopyNoops, and tonight we have a-
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973 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8829 22:21

( E-E) Hey, the thread's almost over. Aren't we supposed to be having some sort of grand finale or something?

974 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8831 23:25

( EƒΦE) I've brought many threads to thrilling conclusions. How many have you? None? I thought so.

( EƒΦE) Don't tell me how to do my job, and I won't tell you how to suck at yours.

975 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8839 17:55

( E-E) But you must have some sort of finale planned, otherwise what am I supposed to derail?

976 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8839 23:32

( EƒΦE) I loathe you.

977 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8840 01:43

( EƒΦE) You despicable little wretch.

978 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8840 19:32

( EƒΦE) You filth.

979 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8840 19:50

( EƒΦE) You make me convulse into unconsciousness from sheer repulsion

980 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8840 19:53

( EƒΦE) Your stale, degenerate stench fills me with the urge to defecate.

981 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8840 20:48

( E-E) Oh yeah?

( E-E) well...

( E-E) You're poopy!

982 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8840 21:08

( EƒΦE) Well now, there's no need for that sort of language.

983 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8840 21:17

( E-E) You're right.

( E-E) *Your poopy

984 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8841 02:52

( EƒΦE) I don't have a poopy.

985 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8841 19:37

( E-E) Your right.

986 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8841 21:13

( EƒΦE) I'm just a clone. I don't have those either.

987 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8845 00:01

( EƒΦE) Anyway, I wasn't finished telling you how much I hate you.

988 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8845 01:10

( EƒΦE) You rancid, drooling insomniac.

989 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8846 11:27

( EƒΦE) You imbecilic, odorless stench.

990 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8846 14:18

( EƒΦE) You acrid stream of bat piss.

991 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8846 15:14

( EƒΦE) You pathetic, hideous, insignificant roomba fodder.

992 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8846 22:57

( EƒΦE) Ha ha just kidding you're my bestext friend!

993 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8846 23:21

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994 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8846 23:21

=THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE=

995 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8846 23:22

( EƒΦE) That oughta hold the bastards.

996 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8847 15:55

( EƒΦE) Stupid kids.

997 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8847 18:00

| ₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) I need to see you in my office, Beady. Bring everything from your desk.
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998 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8847 18:01

| ₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) Oh, and Clonepa? You're fired.
|.@V@Κ
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999 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8847 18:01

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