Changes in v11.0:
You saw this thread. It has a dot in it.
I will keep my friends close forever.
oh my god, it's just like the DQN short novel. We're splitting into two parallel universes.
AMIIIIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
>>7
I thought the short novel has been through so many universes you can't count them all. They explode every couple sentences.
Full start.
>>10 is desperately trying to get his thread to the top knowing that it lacks the full stop.
scrotombra.
The other has more posts and more actual current thoughts rather than semi-joking-but-not-really bickering.
Why would anybody want an amp that goes to 11 if it sounds the same as the one that goes to 10? Not that those softies ever going to turn it that high anyway.
I am not a sore loser whose thread is losing by post count, and I am not going to admit that I am a sore loser.
If a new thread isn't left until both of these are filled up, and that thread isn't #13, I am going to find an elderly person and burn their legs off.
Funny how only two threads are alive now. Both with the same topic.
How about making a main multipurpose board while keeping the other boards, such as that, when a thread would be bumped on the other boards, it would be bumped on the multipurpose board
That way we could concentrate all of the activity of 4-ch on a single board while keeping the thread count low and the threads easily accessible
A way to personalize the board would be nice too, like being able to favorite threads so that they wouldn't be bumped off your board, and filtering threads, from entire boards and individually, perhaps using tags
>>23
We already have personalization through the CSS futaba/buun/toothpast. If you want more personalization write a userscript for greacemonkey.
I'm the essence of dokyun which is Japanese for "idiot".
>>26
I thought it meant heartbeat, so that means you're an amount of adrenalin.
This is genius! Most supermarkets have some area around it (parking lot, roads, etc). Just build some cheap sturdy benches there to keep those young loitering delinquents busy breaking them or sitting with their feet on them ― away from hard-working honest-to-god middle class citizens.
And so goes arguably the greatest experiment in the history of 4-ch.
>>34
I thought that would have been either it's inception or title.
I remember on 420chan after the feemocalypse, they had one big board for everyone to use while they resorted out all the boards and servers and stuff, it was... interesting
I know not quite the same as what you mean >>33 and I don't know if it would have the same effect here, but it was fun for the short while it lasted
Is it even a poplar?
Because it's winternet!
A wireless web?!
The other thread is a chat thread.
>>40
I love when people talk to me! It's a pity they don't do this more often...
42 is the answer.
You could probably do something similar by aggregating the RSS feeds.
Can you hear me major tom?
I think the other guy is trying too hard.
oh god just slay me now
I don't know a Tom I don't hate
I should talk to my ex but she probably doesn't want to remember I exist
What a joy to find myself alive this rainy morning!
Let Satan be your guide on the Internet.
>>53
by god i meant the universe, and the universe has no intention, the universe simply is
>>55
What if it does, but we, puny humans, can't comprehend it? It could be a hivemind superior to our own Superstructure.
I wish I could embrace millions.
Too many concurrent thoughts, I must be bipolar!
They would probably cry and complain that I cheat if my gaming handle wasn't looking so much like a real name.
I would need some huge figurative footwear to survive on a figurative thin ice, literally speaking.
Would you like A BANGING DONK on it, sir?
I offer up to you this tank park salute.
Why is this young man dressed up like a little girl?
Whenever you think or feel, post here!
Big Sean's "Dance" is an unbelievably degrading song. In fact, I lost my ability to appreciate the choral movement of the 9th Symphony.
Is it possible to choke on dust during sleep and die?
>>48
Can you enumerate all the Toms you know, along with the reasons for hating them?
>>69
I shall compile and post a list after my dissertation hand-in on Thursday, face-sex-san.
That's it, who invited the necrophile?
Whoever (the OP?) accused me of being the only poster in this thread is desperately trying to get some replies in his or, hopefully, even provoke a flame war. His other posts are also like that, e.g. controversial statements or questions.
More interesting, however, is the fact that two current thought threads has, basically, locked the board up. This could only mean that there are only three or four of dokyuns alive in the whole world.
>>73
As far as I know, in any given exchange on an anonymous board, there's only you, me, and the other guy.
what if you could post images on /dqn/
>>75
Then we'd be Sageru.
Though only the smart Jisaku Jiens can relly post images there.
The other OP is desperate to get this thread from the first page. Bumping shitty threads with shitposts for that purpose is pretty low.
>>75
We'd probably suffocate under a thick layer of image macros.
>not listening to Popol Vuh
ISHYGDDT
What are benefits of cycling if I'm restricted to the same lane with speeding heavily loaded trucks?
I'm wondering who is that unfunny guy who created another one "my current thought" thread.
If only people weren't following fads, I would be able to find solitude under sakura and not under some other cherry tree. It was rather small, its blossoms were simply white and not as cute, but at least no one was around, not even cyclists.
The necrophiliac should really quit flooding DQN with useless threads.
My eyes are tired, my hand is tired, and I'm about to ram this tablet through display and then break it over my knee. I can't admit that I can't draw.
Where is the damn package?
What makes that obscure Arabic music even worse are people who try to sing along.
Maybe it will be empty on Monday?..
I bet, it will be... Because the blossoms are all gone.
Computing for free doritos.
"What a spectracular sight!" Timmy gasped, captivated by the sheer beauty of refrecation.
On the bright side, it's one socialist jerk less for my contact list.
Original thread title:
[Contentless]ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought.[Brains] [Thinking] [Personal] [#11]
Proposed new thread title:
[Contentless]ITT !ESpeoN/nPA posts right now [ASAP] their current thought.[Brains] [Thinking] [Personal] [#11]
I pwn them like a pro and they aren't complaining. Why the heck aren't those stupid gamers complaining?!
>>98
That would be silly. Let's rename the other one into [Contentless]ITT !ESpeoN/nPA posts without tripcode [ASAP] their current thought.[Brains] [Thinking] [Personal] [#11] while we are at it.
And then call the whole board "The Elitist Superstructure of His Tripcodeness".
It's time to crunch, and munch, and consume, and devour some smoked salmon.
Silly people... Scurrying to get some cheap silly freebies as a substitute for worthless memories, that they won't retain anyway.
If only web designers had common sense...
Living in a flat, walking on a line,
Fear for yourself until you go flatline.
BOARD-WIDE TODO:
little frilly sillies
Eat less veggies to crack down on your personal greenhouse gases production.
>>108
Hold your breath and don't hyperventilate on news about global warming if you want to further reduce your carbon footprint.
Computers need "Eject User" lever.
What time is it?
>>111
It's time to chew bubblegum, kick ass and do miscellaneous things.
If absurd wasn't absurd, how absurd that would be?
My tit for a tat!
>>108
Use a buttplug with a pressure valve and a balloon attached to it.
Groovy Funky Audiomusik
Google, I command you to fetch me naughty pictures!
greenhouse asses
That fridge can't be heavy, let me push it.
I knew that fridge would fall on its side. I just had to tip it over.
What is winning? It's just a state of not losing.
Sorry about the fridge and all.
that was a shitty party
What's the value of t?
Would I have Sisu if I was Finnish?
>>128
What's the point of doubting the importance of knowing the value of t?
I want myself a bicycle. A folding one that I could use for commuting and recreation. But I can't decide on one. Something relatively cheap, lightweight and with large enough wheels would be nice.
Why is there a helicopter hovering outside?
that bird is a twitting twat who can't shut up
Whoa what is this silent sage thread. How could this happen without anybody noticing? What's going on?!
Was it the reason why DQN was lagging lately?
I think we need old thread patrol. Somebody who would inspect dates of last posts.
Drama Queens' Nest
What is 1000GET worth?
It is summer. And my eyes have already gone blurry
Oh, come on! Co-op is fun. Why isn't anyone playing it?
If matchmaking can't match a matching match, what could matchmaking make then?
Come on, Windows. Don't you die on me! I have an unsaved text file with all my deep thoughts.
There is nothing worse than policemen who don't know laws.
fucking tinted windows
I shouldsleep but I can't
Brains everywhere
I shit you not, brains are all over the place!
I wish youtube existed in the 90s.
I'm bored of trying to keep this thread alive, you bunch of dead people lovers.
In fact, enjoy your silly fetishes. I'm quitting DQN right now.
don't go...
Why bother, that other dokyun talks to himself in the other thread like I only wish I could!
Err, ehm, I mean I'm bad at making a meaning conversation with myself.
Shhh!..
Please post in this thread, whilst I'm giving up on everything?
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/232,233
Ten minutes to stumble upon a post and write a short essay? No way, Jose-y.
Espeon, your "post your thoughts" thread is so shitty that while I was reading it it made me spill my coffee on my pants. It's 8 am and I can't change them because I'm at work now. I blame you personally for this.
The subjectifying power of language is what gives us the mental impression that for every observable ‘effect’, there is a ‘causal agent’ responsible for it.
I'm just going to leave this here http://goodshare.org/wp/accepting-responsibility-for-our-own-actions-is-the-problem/
It isn't even shitty actually. Well, if you ignore a few parts. It's even better than the other one.
>>161 I don't care; I need someone to blame for spilling my coffee on my pants, and I won't blame myself.
>>158
You should sue your employer for negligence. After all they let you drink coffee at a workstation that has an unrestricted access to the WWW. They should be held responsible for your ruined pants, burned thighs and ensuing stress.
>>165
/pol/ go away, no one want's your brain washed antics here. Climate change is real, and more than 97% of scientists in the field say that the climate is changing because of human interaction with it at a greater rate than ever before.
Sometimes it amazes me that many people trying to stop global warming want to use communism to do it. It didn't save Chernobyl from environmental disaster!
"Overthinking" it, >>166 might result in internet restrictions across the country or a large warning sticker on your display that "consumption of hot drinks while operating computing machinery might lead to stained clothing and physical injuries".
I suppose this is one of those times when we have to enjoy what we have.
>>168
What baffles me is that many people trying to stop global warming scream that it is unavoidable (and that we are probably going to die).
What a hilarious paradox! What a waste of time and resources! Isn't it logical to prepare for consequences instead?
>>167
‘climate’ is a seven-letter word. It has no basis in physical phenomena. It is a linguistic idealization that we constructed using language to adapt our thoughts to the facts of our experience/observations.
‘climate change’ is ‘circular reasoning’ of the ‘lightning flashes’ variety. the millions of times that ‘lightning flashes’ and/or ‘climate changes’ has been spoke, does not establish its meaningfulness.
'human interaction with it'... hahahaha, I'm afraid your the 'brain-washed' one here.
Climate has changed in disastrous ways ever since there was an Earth and something resembling people on it. But even if every instance of climate change until now has been natural, it doesn't follow that man-made climate change is impossible and that the current instance is natural. That logic is fucked up and doesn't work.
Yeah, stupid ass hippies talk about "saving the Earth", which is a lot of horseshit. The Earth will be fine. The Earth will recover, shake itself off like it always does. No, those hippies should talk about saving ourselves, because dramatic climate change is always a threat to living things on the Earth's surface, not to the Earth as a whole.
Personally, I think we should just revitalize our space program and get the fuck off the planet and try to colonize Mars or some other place that's not here. That's my solution. Fuck the Earth.
>>173
You mean you didn't already get an invite to the space colonization escape program?
>>173
Your plan makes humanity sound like a virus or an interplanetary swarm of locusts.
>>173
But it's boring and lawless out there. If I was one of the first colonists, I would probably become the first mass murderer in the Outer Space History of Mankind.
I agree about "fuck the Earth" though. Let's burn every possible thing, launch nukes and have one final giant orgy.
Do you think it's possible to tie global warming with Middle East crisis? Imagine how offensive that might be for some politically-affected person
>>179
I have the solution to kill off the humans that will harm no other living creatures. Smallpox, the Russians have it weaponized and it cannot hurt anything else.
>>179
It's survival of the fittest, boy. Our species (not race!) didn't fuck up. In fact, our genus of the great apes is the strongest on the entire planet. The inbred fuck ups like cheetahs or those unfortunate to have valuable body parts (e.g. elephants and whales) deserve to perish at our hand.
If this rock is to be devoid of life, it must be due to humans―not some fungi, viruses, bacteria or lumps of stone and ice from outer space!
>>182
I... w... are you joking?
Legitimate question. I honestly can't tell. It's like being on world4ch again.
HI, I'm new here :), is this a nice internet place to talk about anime I like like gaia is?
>Just because your race
>your race
Are you not a human? Are you a horse or a cat or something? Where did you learn human language?
>>185
The race you are ≠ not the race I am
>quoting unimportant fragment of post and emulating some kind of textual zoom for effect
>fragment of post
>of
>greentext outside youtube
Next !
What a wonderful spectacle was brought by that thunderstorm!
My captcha, lobotion, made me think about lobotomy.
darwinism is based on the over-simplified logic of ‘things-in-themselves’. in the non-dualist view, it is the relational-spatial plenum in its entirety that is evolving, and the dynamic forms we see ‘evolving’ are relational features in the evolving relational spatial plenum.
stupid nerds...
It will be my goal to attack and obliterate such fort by any means necessary.
Very Impotent Post
>>186
Please, you know what I mean. Saying "your" instead of "our" clearly implies that you are not a part of the category you're talking about. I'm a fucking English teacher, so I know what I'm talking about.
It's nice to see so many programmers, mathematicians, artists and English teacher on DQN!
Also, 196GET!!
I meant "teachers". That stupid dislynxia is happening again.
>>195
I'm an English native and I know what I'm talking about when I manipulate the syntax and semantics of the words I produce in order to piss pedants like you off.
>>198
Did you know that Russian would allow even more flexibility for your dark deeds?
If I were you I'd hug an espeon and never let go. I'm giving you all a chance here, you know!
Gates and doors are utterly useless and evil. They are the reason our society is so split and unfair. They are the reason for envy and crime.
The good thing about being lonely is that you have only one idiot to deal with. Whom you understand perfectly.
One of the problems with popular understanding of Global Warming is that many people learned about different layers of the Earth's atmosphere from a chart, on which the planet was represented by a small circle in the middle with concentric circles of layers stretching outwards for what could be seen as thousands of kilometres. However, actual atmosphere is so thin that a trip to visit your close relatives might take a longer distance than to reach the edge of space (i.e. the hypothetical Karman line).
I was going to surprise everyone by serving an ice-cream. What a surprise it was when I opened the freezer and discovered that it was already half-eaten.
Global warming doesn't exist! The atmosphere isn't real!
All that ruckus about air is a pseudo-scientific nonsense designed to leech more money from governments and organizations. I don't see air, it doesn't exist. Electricity doesn't exist too.
So, imagine a noble person telling you that he "likes tits" and then learning that he is not a member of RSPB.
I should make a plan for tomorrow.
Oh, wait. Sun is up already. Whelp, "plans for today" it is.
>>211
Not to mention Biomes and Food chains, all malarky, but God, god is real because I have FAITH in him.
Women are sluts.
I hate most men.
What could I possibly draw on the pure white, infinite canvas of tomorrow? After so many failed attempts, I may just be afraid to try it at all. Being mildly psychotic because of sleep deprivation isn't helping my mood, either.
please don't generalize
>>222
Just like me and a promised picture of DQN lobby... We should try surrealism both literally and figuratively.
>>219,221
Men are arseholes, women are cunts. Stuff them all with giant dildos.
Please generalize more!
no don't
http://i.imgur.com/Uhz9E.jpg
That man is so casual.
We come on tha sloop john b
My fuckin grandfather n' me
Around nassau hood our phat asses did roam
Drankin all night
Got tha fuck into a gangbangin' fight
Well I feel so broke up
I wanna bounce back ta tha doggy den
So hoist up tha john bs sail
See how tha fuck tha mainsail sets
Call fo' tha captain ashore
Let me bounce back ta tha doggy den, let me bounce back ta tha doggy den
I wanna bounce back ta tha doggy den, yeah yeah
Well I feel so broke up
I wanna bounce back ta tha doggy den
Da first dawg he gots faded
And broke up in tha capns trunk
Da constable had ta come n' take his ass away
Sheriff john stone
Why don't you leave me alone, yeah yeah
Well I feel so broke up I wanna bounce back ta tha doggy den
So hoist up tha john bs sail
See how tha fuck tha mainsail sets
Call fo' tha captain ashore
Let me bounce back ta tha doggy den, let me bounce back ta tha doggy den
I wanna bounce back ta tha doggy den, let me bounce back ta tha doggy den
Why don't you let me bounce back ta tha doggy den
(hoist up tha john bs sail)
Hoist up tha john b
I feel so broke up I wanna bounce back ta tha doggy den
Let me bounce back ta tha doggy den
Da skanky cook his schmoooove ass caught tha fits
And threw away all mah grits
And then tha pimpin' muthafucka took n' he ate up all of mah corn
Let me bounce back ta tha doggy den
Why don't they let me bounce back ta tha doggy den
This is da most thugged-out shitty trip Ive eva been on
So hoist up tha john bs sail
See how tha fuck tha mainsail sets
Call fo' tha captain ashore
Let me bounce back ta tha doggy den, let me bounce back ta tha doggy den
I wanna bounce back ta tha doggy den, let me bounce back ta tha doggy den
Why don't you let me bounce back ta tha doggy den
Oh gods I need a painkiller. Or maybe not. Maybe i can just wait this out. More fruit would probably be a good idea either way.
Oh gods I need a painkiller. Or maybe not. Maybe i can just wait this out. More fruit would probably be a good idea either way.
My display is too bright. I turned it down to 42 and it's still too bright. Just a couple of hours ago it felt too dim.
>>233
More fruit as in any. Being sick usually means vou need more vitamins and minerals than usual. In other news, that chicken soup was delicious.
>>226
Did you know that only human brain is capable of thinking in categories?
A rare specimen of the rest of Great Apes is capable of categorizing things in one "level" (e.g. banana, apple → food). Humans are capable of having multiple level categories with ease, e.g. banana, apple → fruits → food. Of course, you might even add a few more categories like "vegeterian" or "natural" in this chain.
This might seem really obvious to us, but it is an impossible task for any other animals.
Goddammit, headshot upon a headshot, I didn't think I had mad skillz in me!
>>229
Why does rap lyrics has to rape English? We have centuries of poetry and songs preceding rap, pure English worked flawlessly there.
>>238
it didn't work flawlessly
in fact we had a bajillion guys making up their own words and shit for what they wrote, sometimes solely to make it fit to their meter and rhythm or to make a play sound a little bit more normal by avoiding long statements to put across a single thought
rap still does rape english though
>>240
Poe and Shakespeare were really big offenders in that regard, much of what Poe used was slang that he butchered, neither canon nor proper slang.
Such a peaceful day was today. That thunderstorm brought some cool air.
I'm hanging out with cool air tonight.
'the brain thinks' is linguistic idealization
didn't you get the mii
that reminds mii, formal petition to change the thread title! abolish the [Brains]
was that a formal petition, or just a petition... id have to fill some form at some ministry or other for it to be formal...
where's the minister of threads naming? this thread is pretty popular thought, maybe it has its own minister...
>>246
Thinking (conscious, "talking to self") and feeling (i.e. intuition) is done by the very same circuits that allow us to make those "word categories" about which >>235 wrote.
However, our consciousness―the "I" that senses, thinks, talks (to itself), feels sad, insecure and lonely, thinks―does not, in fact, exist. There is no "centre of consciousness" in the brain. The closest thing to it―our "I"―are those spots of activity that you might have seen on those fancy MRI pictures that constantly shift all over the place. It is strange, considering that we don't feel any interruptions while we are awake, isn't it?
>>248
THIS IS A ROYAL THREAD CREATED BY DRAMAQUEEN OF DQN HERSELF!
YOU SHALL BE SPANKED PUBLICLY ON OCTOBER 1 FOR ATTEMPTED PETITION!
[Brains] are as important part of the title as the period. I declare that [Thinking] shall be replaced with [Feeling] as it better conveys the spirit of this thread and promotes the importance of intuition in an ever-changing world. MINISTER OF THREAD TITLES SHALL SEE TO IT UNDER PAIN OF DEATH!
>>251
Yeah but our experience has to be adapted to thought to be communicated using language...
>>249
Those spots you might have seen are only appearances... Silly dualist scientists believe that humans are local, independently-existing material systems things-in-themselves with their own locally jumpstarting, internal process driven and directed development and behaviour, that's why they're so obsessed with the brain...
That we EITHER 'exist' OR 'do not exist' is an EITHER/OR Aristotelian logic false dichotomy. As Heraclitus said, we are and we are not... Heraclitean/Quantum BOTH/AND logic, dude
Everything is going to continue to be terrible forever, isn't it?
>>240,241
All that was centuries ago! You would think that English had everything for rhyming now. But no, poor and "previously poor" black people just can't be bothered to study a single language. They just have to roll around with their tiny vocabulary and their hostile attitude. The only thing that they happen to manifest is their ignorance which is uncool―contrarily to their belief.
http://youtu.be/n_w4STzvo8A
That vowel which he says instead of "hood" is the perfect pronunciation of "ы".
No point in dicking around
I'll keep dicking around then.
<a href="http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/333">>>333/</a>
It's an easy task if you check what they do with their embodied cultural capital. I mean, everyone uses memes. Just spot the right ones.
GASP!
I'm inventing world's first asshat stand!
I stopped living, but I couldn't stop the time.
2 Days until new Yama no Susume, I can't wait.
why do we have a fucking captcha
is it because we would get spammed to HELL like /soc/
why was /soc/ spammed to HELL
most image boards i go to don't have captcha
>>267
because of bored jerks w/ delayclose and other shit that don't like others having fun
and malicious 12 year olds that want to watch us suffer instead of jsut giving us a denial of service
At first I thought you meant a new series and I almost had a heart attack
Now that fancy new Hangouts app from Google is stocked up on emoji from a bunch of unicode blocks, users can enjoy 100% MORE NIHONGO EXPERIENCE‼
>>266
He should choose Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen or Inubashiri Momiji! They are soooo cute!
>>267
What are you doing going to imageboards? Are you trying to tell me there are any that aren't terrible places?
I hope that projects which utilize GPU will be back to WCG soon.
I have used dropbox for a couple of weeks now and I have concluded that it is super shitty.
>>275
Would you rather use Microsoft Sky Drive, or Google Drive, or set up your own little file hosting space on cloud services (e.g., Amazon, HP)?
>>276
Probably Google Drive if I find a sensible client. Otherwise rsync and my other computer or a memory stick.
>>278
I want something I can version, encrypt, and (importantly) automate
>>275
How come? I think it's brilliant, although I have 51.8Gb of free space so I might be a little biased. I liked it before that though, but I'd have ran out of space already if I didn't get the extra.
The only thing I don't like is how all the urls have your userID. People can stalk you by googling the ID, which will pretty much result to every website ever where you have posted links from the same Dropbox account. Most people don't even know about this, and I've witnessed a few cases where people have gotten d0x'd for posting Dropbox links online.
I'm tired of being misgendered on the internet!
>>280
Well.
It eats bandwidth (especially living in a rural area that's only ever going to get FTTC, at best, at some point in the future).
I'm never going to have the patience to use any of my 50GB I got for two years for connecting a tablet (not a problem really, just not an upside).
Its official CLI program is a mess and still insists on a task icon (which has bitten me over ssh a number of times).
The online file browser is awful - "advanced" search is... um... not, it sorts filenames numerically (???), and traversal is generally a pain. Try also undeleting a dozen files online when there's no sign of any checkboxes.
Using encfs on top (naturally) means when it decided to forget a bunch of files for whatever reason, there was no hope.
Other things too probably.
>>281
There's this boy on the Internet who I care about a great deal, and I'm pretty sure he has some transgender leanings – he has admitted to experiencing gender dysphoria when he was younger, and from time to time says things that would hint at him not being entirely okay with being a man.
At the same time, he denies feeling that way now. I'm wondering if that's indeed the case, or of he's just in denial about that – which would be somewhat healthy on one hand, letting him continue on living without dwelling on gender identity issues, but at the same time would have a subtle but far-reaching negative influence on his self-image and related matters.
There isn't even a place for me in all this, I'm just an Internet acquaintance – still, if he does have gender identity issues and if one day he opens up and starts talking about them, I hope I'll be one of the people he'll talk to, and I hope I'll be able to provide him with adequate support and acceptance.
>>281
Do people refer to you as "they" when they talk about you?
>>281
I just got called 'she' on another forum a few minutes ago and it kind of amused me that somebody inferred that I was female just from my words. (I'm actually just a guy without any female leanings.)
What a wonderful thunderstorm!
I can't even count time between a flash and the thunder, because another flash occurs at that time, thus the sound is continuous.
Twinkies are coming back! They will return!
Feelio when me shiteposts are trolling janny boy into the stratosphere.
Is the Superstructure a place where trolling should be socially accepted?
shit doesn't works like that, quackface
Only a rapid development of nuclear weapons saved Sovion Union from US invasion.
Oh! Pardon my French, I didn't know that it's written as 'Sauvignon'.
>>295
What's that? Are you talking about some kind of a museless imageboard?
>>299
He's talking about a post on "/jp/", another anonymous message board on the website "4chan".
It's a pretty obscure place, you've probably never heard of it.
It saddens me to see Tay Zonday having tenfold less views on his Chocolate Rain than any of popular J. Bieber's videos.
Why are there four of these threads in the thread box.
if everything was to dissappear i wouldn't mind dissappearing too
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=1+Kings+7%3A23&version=KJV
And this is why everything that bible tells is untrue. It defines π as 3.
Now, look here and imagine what would happen if π was different:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_formulae_involving_%CF%80#Physics
The whole world would go tits-up!
>>305
I wouldn't mind disappearing without everything else, but it must be as if I never existed!
I hope it will rain again soon.
Difficile Lectu is beautiful!
Soundhound is an useless piece of crap. It can't identify what kind of obscure Japanese music is played on obscure Japanese artist's stream.
Coffee machine GET!! ktkr ww
My first cup of coffee didn't even taste like poop, it was good.
>>315
No, I'm just a NEET with a huge appreciation for Sweden and Swedish ways. Now I can pretend that I'm having fika!
That artist was drawing through all night. It's devastating. He should sleep.
Wake me up right on time, please!
I only like light coffee. And I'm immune to caffeine anyway!
Computer! List cities by cheese consumption.
Imba chara is NG.
Should I play banjo or video games?
Whoa, I think I just saw Tom Cruise!
My dreams of indie video game developer might come true!
What's the point of silk? It's just some larvae's barf. I wouldn't pay for that.
>>329
It might be poop after all. Larvae covers itself with its poop...
I could totally write a DSL that targets both C and some higher-level language
If only people could cover themselves in their barf or poop and emerge as beautiful butterflies!..
But usually those, who do, emerge with hangovers.
http://youtu.be/D9n_0O1saag
↓
http://youtu.be/j6nXEQJ60K4
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
Stop crashing, I barely overclocked you!
>>304
Yo, I started my internet career on /b/ as well.
However at some point I realized that the whole concept of "internet career" was kind of ridiculous. Life has more interesting and rewarding entertainments than trolling
>>333
I think it was the same pigeon at the same turn. He is addicted to adrenaline.
Movie fights between men and women are so funny. Especially if they are supposed to be dramatic.
I play BF3, but YouTube suggests 5 COD players for subscription. Usually, I would be upset by this, but they are all Japanese, and I don't know how to feel about this and what to do...
weeb
Wilsford... cum lake?!
Why is that man following me?
Stupid drifter is back on his silly squealing car. I hope he crashes it soon.
Is there a cheap and quick way to soundproof a room?
Arduino seems to have all sorts of crap created for it.
I need more space-age materials in my life.
They say that plans for Australia's new intelligence HQ were stolen in a cyber attack on a contractor. But was it really an attack? What if they were sold?
I don't want to pay ten bux to suck admins' dicks, but I need friends!
>>350
And I don't want to look for them in some sort of addictive MMOG. Only young addicts and people with mental disorders regularly play these games anyway. I've had enough of those in my life.
>>351
As for imageboards, these places are crowded with stalkers, insane and other creepy folk that would love to "dox", assault or ruin someone's personal life in some way.
>>352
Though I know that textboards have usually much better people, especially thematic boards, but I don't feel like I'm experienced enough in any creative activity to post there, let alone contact somebody personally. Of course I have lots of questions to ask like "What are those funny letters and numbers in a tracker?", "Where do I get free samples or how do I create my own ones?", "How to create high quality textures from photos?", "How do I set brushes up?", "What are the basics of good storytelling?", "How do I make characters and write dialogues that neither too boring nor unrealistic?", "What is a pattern and what language is the best?" or "What should I learn to disassemble a program and understand how it works?" http://www.catb.org/esr/faqs/smart-questions.html basically asks to value people's time and try to research everything on your own.
>>353
Which simply doesn't work when you feel somewhat lost and lonely without somebody, with whom you could discuss your thoughts and feelings. You―no, that's "I"―I can't decide what is the most interesting thing to do, which means no focus, no progress, no achievements, no friends. It's a vicious circle.
>>354
Can you name a single artist, composer, writer or inventor that had no friends? Exactly, there are none.
But what about mass murderers, serial killers or political assassins? Well, almost all of them were rejected and lonely. However, since I don't feel this way, I don't think it's time for me to start collecting knives or guns and dream about putting everyone out of their misery.
I should probably go to a local library and try to chat up a cute student.
>>355
I take this point back. There are lots of famous dull and boring people that are forced on us by school or by media, but there are also those whose names are lost in time, those who created ludicrous useless crap that never caught on, those who weren't afraid to experiment and to go beyond. The true DQN.
Still, I should find a cute girl who would listen to all inane crap that I have to say.
That coffee tasted like a poop. A heavily caffeinated poop.
You know what a heavily caffeinated poop tastes like? Ewwww
>>358
No, but from what I read on-line poop tastes sour. So, I figured I drank caffeinated poop.
I'm not going to try watering down my stool, though. I didn't like that coffee. I don't think that poo is sterile.
>>342
Thanks, I wasted an hour reading about interesting types of power sockets and adapters.
I guess smoking tastes like poop too. Some people love poo.
The time machine was a failure. I'm still in 1993. Sigh.
Where does Pac-Man gain the extra pixels?
Why doesn't Sonic murder Robotnic?
Imagine: you post shit about the Queen, and SAS busts in your house this instant.
Oh no, the only episode of Touko Pouko that had English subtitles was removed from youtube.
I dare you to stop this drill with your buttocks.
I love the smell of ozone in the morning.
Stupid rain is too loud. Look at the time, rain!
By polarisation of focusativity on a opti-cereal gamma tube it can be proven that this "scientific conference" is a giant fraud.
Why are lists of recent activity called "feed"? For example, RSS feed, YouTube feed.
Well, who eats actual feed? Cattle does.
Oh look, it's morning already.
please don't misuse 'linguistic idealization' thank you
Okay, I won't, but you have to promise to never reveal my secret identity.
I've decided on Hoshiguma Yuugi as my favorite touhou!
What's the game?
All dicks should have their balls sewn to their foreheads
Rap music should be called "rape" for what it does to my ears.
I can feel the change coming! It's almost here!
>>395
Rap is not music. Even wobbly dubstep and some random Japanese noise are music. So, my opinions on music are rather mild.
French hip-hop music is not bad actually. It's more melodic, and I don't understand the language. I have a hard time understanding aggressive black people with microphones either, but it has nothing to do with my knowledge of English.
Come to think of it, Chinese and Hong Kong hip-hop is okay. Don't get me wrong here, I'm not prejudiced against American people of African descent. It's just that "French", "Chinese" and "Hong Kong" are the only things that come to my mind when I think "rap" and "enjoyable".
Music is a way of listening. This might seem like a cop-out solution, but it's really true that music is something different to everyone. Can't we just leave it at that without imposing our own definitions on others?
Personally I enjoy underground hip-hop and some of the early '80s rap.
I don't like to say that they shook my foundations, but they did.
Wheeled human transportation device
I don't know how to cross-thread-reference but that film about underground polar robot zombie nazis was great
>>403
I could only find this: http://youtu.be/22qH0RWdosQ
It looks like a Touhou game with Western (shitty) graphics and wrong orientation.
>>404
Took a while to find it but it's "Nazis at the Center of the Earth"
>>405
It seems that this topic was big last year. "Iron Sky" had nazis on the moon.
We need a movie about Nazis secretly living in somebody's basement or in a swimming pool.
I heard him say, "Bloody NORAD"
Whaling wall
I google my own thoughts...
>I'm greener than the other guy.
Hopefully, adding "Computer, I demand" to your search query will improve the quality of results.
Gackt ist kackt.
Oh, it seems that I missed the supermoon. There is only half of it left. And for some reason the dark half is visible too.
I feel... scared?
おはようございます
I can't believe that "Computer, I demand" thingie actually worked on Google!
The only problem with soundproofing a room is that it eliminates all sounds except the most annoying ones.
Guns don't kill people, people lose their will to live. Also, http://youtu.be/eAKtZ_r0V6E
annual loss of life to a cake
http://tinyurl.com/n7zcrva this is a pretty DQN thing to do.
Idea. "YOLO" servers for multiplayer shooters: you die, you get kicked.
>>331
I know, right? It's silly how few people do metaprogramming, but it also makes me optimistic that there may still be a niche I could fill with a business I started. Wanna join?
Donate if you want Edward Cullen to turn Justin Bieber into a forever young handsome sparkling vampire.
Conformancer ― a powerful law-abiding wizard.
Confirmancer ― a wizard who confirms all the inane rumours and talks or claims to be an eyewitness to them.
>>426,427
The former is usually seen on TV bashfully trying to describe his disapproval of somebody else's unusual actions.
The latter dwells in youtube comments.
I should be really going outside to meet an old friend of mine, but I feel very nervous about getting to know his acquaintances. What if somebody lives in roughly the same part of the city as I do and we will have to take ride home together? Last time that happened, we spent the whole journey mildly criticizing religion, business and politics―subjects that are banned on the ham radio, to give you a clue―and that was our first chat ever!
http://www.sheppardsoftware.com/content/animals/kidscorner/animaldiet/omnivore.gif
Veggie, you are a human being, god dammit! Go and chew somebody's face off!
If people's gayness is said to be determined by their genetics then they should be legally recognized only if they have a medical certificate that proves their gayness. And only these people should be allowed to marry with all benefits that it provides.
>>432
They should be told to stop pretending and get some spanking.
>>431
I think you wanted to say "If people's gayness is determined by their genetics", which, by the way, probably isn't the case.
I don't think I like the concept of a person's sexuality being "legally recognized", and I don't understand why you would.
I'm not quite sure why you're trying to put this arbitrary restriction on gay marriage. Marriage as an institution is already sort of broken nowadays, and restricting people's access to it (or the benefits it provides) based on their sexual orientation alone is plain and stupid discrimination. I expect you have some vague ideas of why it isn't; let me tell you where you're wrong.
various objects in space
Why would anybody make a modern interpretation of opera classics? Why would anybody want to watch it even if it was free?
I remember putting three petals of a sakura blossom inside Kurt Vonnegut's Jailbird, but I don't remember which page it was. All I could find was a bit of dust.
Vaporwave is pretty nice
Hello, Sun! Let me just close these drapes over here.
There is a problem with those drapes.
http://xkcd.com/508/
Helpful advice: if your ice-cream became too hard to carve in the freezer you can use a sharp knife to cut it out.
Imagine that we are all software. It doesn't change anything from an everyday perspective. All menial tasks and routines remain the same, but the concept of reincarnation suddenly starts making sense.
I'm off to IKEA, twitter.
I'm going to buy everything that has a Swedish flag or "made in Sweden" printed on it.
>>445, shh.
Unlike you I don't have social network accounts that denote me as a DQN or that have any niche jokes or memes posted. So, shh.
Why are you staring at me? Do I know you? Is there something on my face?
Coming home. I feel tired and a bit lonely, yet satisfied because of all this useless tat and a nice Swedish dinner.
Icravesmokedsalmon
These folding seats feel so uncomfortable. I bet this is how child seat in a car feels like.
Subway sandwich: blue with white, and smells of bums.
Sleep tight, old bum. You will be the only survivor if "potential enemy" strikes first.
I name you Artyom, old bum, for you shall get metro rid of whatever the book protagonist gets it rid of.
O, my! O, my! What a treacherous little phone! Turning off on its own master!
No offence, Muslim brothers, but a girl in a head wrap just looks more "explode-y" than any other girl. Statistics would probably back my words up.
Action packed adventurer
I'm so uncertain whenever I would like to see a continuation or a remake of FLCL. On the one hand, I hold it as the greatest anime of all time, and I would love to see it again in a fresh style, now that time has passed. On the other, due to the very same reason I'm very afraid that they might botch it, and that subtle magic of the original series will disappear.
>>460
Don't worry. There will never be a remake or continuation of FLCL.
Gainax is dead.
Oh my god, there are actually some smart and sane people reading and responding to youtube comments! I even learned something new there today. I'm shocked, I'm stunned, my hope for humanity is at an all-time high.
I'd like to equate the number of posts in the "current thought" threads.
>>461
Do you mean dead as a company, i.e. bankrupt, or "spiritually", "creatively" dead? In the second case, it's even more troubling because they might want to revive or restart the classics.
However, I will always remember them for DAICON opening animations.
>>463
And a guy in the other thread is trying to widen the gap!
Just to think of it, we are nearing 1000 posts total! In just as little as 36 days!
Having two simultaneous threads feels like being inside a bipolar brain though.
― Hey, catch this memostick and get out of here!
― But I told you to use a minimemodisk!
― It jammed! Now, hurry! Run!
Poll: Do you always pee when you have to poop?
I want to go to Austria and watch kangaroos and then travel to neighbouring Denmark to do some skiing.
The concept of some sort of trading cards and "ultra-rares" in blind bags is sickening. What's the importance of those characters if I have never heard of them and they hold no personal appeal? You could at least make them look nice. And don't give me the regular "kids would enjoy any crap" rubbish!
First names in Latin are baffling. For example, girls were usually called by their order: Maior, Minor (or Secunda), then Tertia and so on. For boys ordinal numbers as a name began on the fifth son. However, you could be one of the first four and still be named Decimus.
Corean Cowls are cewl.
Andy Warhol was a tit.
Wait, was it Alan Prost just now? I think it was him.
Nothing makes people more excited and happy in the zoo than a large animal with an erection.
Writing CVs makes me feel like a total wanker.
>>478
For some reason I thought at first that you were writing it in Japanese!
There is absolutely no reason to do that.
Does anyone have any experience with twitter? What is a polite form to post? Do you have to greet your followers every morning? What topics are NG, what should I avoid? Should I hash-tag everything or should I turn them into punchlines?
I'm crying just because my eyes hurt. I haven't felt any emotions lately except annoyance and anger. But mostly it's numbness.
Trawling in the seas,
These reefs, they will not heal.
You call this a flooding? Your ankles are barely covered!
Only frauds and crooks would want technology like Google Glasses to be banned, because they don't want you to secretly record them constantly breaking laws. That's why you might hear all sorts of outcries about privacy from politicians, experts and other lot. They'd argue that it's both for other people (camera), and for you (tracking). But hey, what about CCTV and smartphones? The former already watch you almost everywhere: streets, banks, bars, shops, transport ― all sorts of public places where personal privacy hardly exists anyway. It's just that in case of CCTV the information is much easier to control and manipulate, which is good news for corrupt officials and conmen. As for GPS and mobile network tracking, well, it's nothing new since the advent of iPhone.
As long as you don't plan on becoming a villain, this magnificent piece of technology is your friend.
As technology becomes more and more precise, dust particles turn finer and finer. No filters will be able to hold it soon.
more like deflatable bed
Help! He's trying to put a gay spell on me!
Of course I have something to hide.
>>486
I agree that Google Glass isn't any more privacy-invading than existing technology, and I'm all for it. As you note, it gives the citizens equal footing with the government that is already watching you.
However, I disagree that only the guilty care about privacy. Privacy gives us freedom and comfort. This article sums up my feelings pretty well:
http://www.wired.com/politics/security/commentary/securitymatters/2006/05/70886
Alarm clock is the worst invention ever.
No, there isn't a "commie" republic within Russia, it's Komi Republic.
>>485
What about language if English is not my first language? I understand that it mostly depends on my personal preference, but is it okay to mix them, or should I just write country/city in a profile info? So people would go, "Wow! He's from that country and he knows English!" It is not the same as youtube, however, where people seem to subscribe just for funny accents and silly jokes.
As for text-speak, I don't know it. And why would anybody bother to decipher a message if its author didn't put any effort into writing it?
>>469
Yes, but I agree with Dali's idea of mixing the "substances" to be repulsive. He had a wonderful idea of toilet/throne that would look like a sculpture of two dolphins with their mouths open.
u thing u loose
I just invented a portmanteau for "awful nuisance". It's awfulance!
>>485
Yoshinoya Veteran here.
I recommend going there at least several times a day, but there is no standard style for it. Just eat what comes naturally, the chefs prefer a unique style. I recommend staying a little informal.
Generally, it's wise to stay away from any sort of extra-large, extra-sauce, or other such grandiose requests. Extra orders are best used occasionally, mainly to provide garnish or additional flavor. A good example would be: "Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large!" vs "Give me a beef bowl with extra green onion." In my opinion, the latter is the vet's way of eating, and the taste is unbeatable. Just beware that this way, the chefs will have you marked from then on.
Additionally, I don't speak for everyone when I say this but within my group of gourmets, women and children are frowned upon.
So, eat frequently, and make sure to "garnish" your orders by adding the occasional extra green onion!
If your experience is anything like mine was, you'll probably find a bunch of competitors on the opposite side of the U-shaped table and fight to the death, not unlike a kaiten zushi. Good luck!
Do you know any good plants for a small room? I was going to ask about "oxygen-producing" ones, but then remembered that plants breathe at nights and consume almost as much oxygen as they produce in daylight.
Sansevieria should be good.
I want to fill my room with oxygen and flick a lighter.
Stupid lorry driver, where did you learn to park? Way to turn a slight curve into a sharp turn.
>>496
I know a lot of people who speak English, though it is not their first language. There's definitely people who switch between them however.
>>491
http://mobile.nytimes.com/2013/06/02/opinion/sunday/the-banality-of-googles-dont-be-evil.html
I don't share Assange's grim and pessimistic depiction of the future, but I like the title picture.
The world's largest Giant Ass
>>505
ttp://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2013/06/02/sunday-review/02ASSANGEsub/02ASSANGEsub-superJumbo.jpg extra large (with extra sauce)
Don't think, trust your gut.
You want how much for your work? You're researching the drug that will save millions, probably even you! It's for everybody, and it's for you! You should have a personal interest in this. Come on, do it for free.
ESA, please stop giving names of the greatest scientists to what is basically a space lorry that will be destroyed on re-entry.
People are going to launch spacecraft for a couple decades then consider that "there is nothing worth out there". Thus they will slowly descend into Apathy.
Blessed by Noseybonk.
science is theologically incorrect
God put us on the ground and put the "ancient" stuff under it as toys and gifts for us (bones and oil?)
Natural gas should be considered "Our Lord's flatulence", and all rights to its extraction, sale and distribution should be given to Vatican.
Loss of ironic thought.
There wasn't a cute librarian...
Let's go on a train and pretend that it's The Enterprise!
Bash him in PMs and stalk him all over the web forums!
To mend a diesel car buy a new one with a petrol engine.
slo.wr, web 2.0 portal for people who like to take things easy.
wanna go to space
space ship docking photos and videos are strangely erotic
Too bored to read.
burgled king
Repent and homogenize!
Research topic: "Consequences of sexting on an interplanetary flight."
Don't lie about "the new format".
>>529
Missing a critical time window, over/undershooting target, failing proper reentry operations. Probably short circuits and malfunctions caused by free-flying liquids.
Eat chocolates. Eat more chocolates.
Best hiding spot is under bunk bed's upper... err... upper deck.
>>529
Spontaneous self-combustion. At least my mum told me that this would happen if I ever masturbate.
Are we there yet?
When you see somebody planking, plank that person and make sure that your crotch is over their butt. Get an erection if you don't find this set-up embarrassing enough.
You choose, I lose.
Won't let you pick, dork, forget it.
Do you have your nasal hair trimmed?
Ring me forever, alarm clock.
Don't give up now.
That bus seat makes me feel like I'm a soldier riding on a Huey, ready to rain down fire and freedom on the villages below.
Focus your Qi.
Keep your cadence steady. No, it doesn't have anything to do with your collection of pony toys, just keep cycling.
Keep your cadence below 60 rpm, and your knees will bend backwards in a year or two. Amateur cyclist will laugh at you limping around.
I meant "amateur cyclists", the timid lot. Little do they know what future holds for them.
That is BENT KNEES, of course!
Thank you, everyone, thank you! You're the best audience I have ever had!
But seriously, get on the bike. SPIN IT FAST LIKE A PRO! It's good for your butt and tummy, you know.
A cavalcade of bicycles riding towards the sunset.
It's late, but it's never late for BICYCLES.
If you're confused YELL.
If you're confused, RIDE A BICYCLE!
tear and wear
I could use some chocolate-flavoured toothpaste right now.
Twitching aim and a hairy trigger are the most important skills of any competitive FPS gamer.
The ability of tumbling and tumbling around to dodge incoming bullets is essential too.
Cool breeze.
Motocross Champion for Famicom is the best game ever.
You're hardly expressive
Ever heard of pitted keratolysis? You might want to get yourself checked.
I still miss thesaurus, the scary beast.
I'm getting all of my ideas from twitter.
Too bad people on submarines can't post there. Only people with subs in their mouths and instagram photos of them.
Idea for a movie/video game: zombies on bicycles slow and fast; teaches the importance of steady pedalling.
Better idea: swimming zombies fighting sharks and saving the day. Include an intimate scene with fishermen and/or coastal guard.
Enough of good ideas and healthy lifestyle tips for today, fuck it.
I wish the anime board was a little more active, but not as much as here.
>>575
A rare event is happening here: the race between ( ˃ ヮ˂)‼ Anime can wait.
CUTE LIBRARIAN ALARM! I'm lost for words already.
Should I request Kamasutra and casually ask her whenever she read it, and wouldn't she like some practice?
Vc: rejizz
>>575
When the seeds we planted 6 years ago elsewhere come to fruition everyone will come to our anime board because the other place will fester to that degree.
XBOX one: It runs on goat urine and needs a stable 4556 TB/s connection to not play games.
Good morning!
>>580
It looks like a VCR. It has a generic PC inside that you could buy for $700 about a year ago (which will become "1.5-2 years ago" when Xbox One is released). It's rubbish.
Install Windows on it, Microsoft, add keyboard and mouse support and let people go Pro on your Microcsoft-branded PC!
Going to teach myself some Python now.
I want to be mauled by a polar bear.
Rain will wash my tears away.
Triangulation is the way to go.
shabby flabbergasters
Karate-chop attackers on your freedom.
It's morning. It's 0748 of September 7220, don't argue.
They say that there is at least one giant superstructure, a string, in each universe. Does it mean that it's a rival of DQN?
Bump this thread every time you visit for the FIRST TIME today!
Tie a ribbon on it.
Quit watching porn and come help me.
penetration exhibition
Would it upset you greatly if I referred to my hands as fore-paws, etc?
I mean if it would I won't do that. I'm trying to be cute, see? Being annoying isn't cute at all. Also, additional stress might shorten your lifespan. I wouldn't want this either.
Oh cock, people on the street must heard me sing.
stuck in a poop chute head-first
I've never played PvP in multiplayer games because I'm a shy asshole.
I'm slightly sad.
gas bus BAKUHATSU
Everything needs railing.
You naughty little boy, you deserve these spankcakes
Get some too, you naughty little girl.
Are you these pesky kids' father? Well, get spanked and NEVER, EVER manufacture kids again until you learn how to scold them properly.
Learning how to survive in the wilderness on youtube.
Listen, Google+, congrats on noticing I logged into another account simultaneously, but there's no need to send me an email suggesting myself as someone I may know.
More ounce to the bounce.
Don't let the log hit you on the way out.
I want to make a videogame, and I have the skills and time to do so, but the motivation isn't there when ever I go to sprite or code.
Many people want to make a videogame but don't like how videogames are made.
>>614
You can always try making a small videogame, something tiny and "arcadish", probably niche-themed. Maybe the idea behind the game will grow BIG and HUGE even during development.
But what are the skills required to make a videogame?
Idea for a character's facial hair: bulletproof moustache.
Conducting experiments in orbital lavatory.
>>618
Where did you get all of these? I might need some of them soon myself.
>>618
Don't forget music and sound effects and story ( ˃ ヮ˂)さん！
That was a pretty well-drawn cat in the demand thread.
I don't have enough time to get into the games/books/shows that I want to. Can't I just download the Touhou franchise into my brain? Ans SMT when I'm at it.
>>620
Programming you can learn online, C is good for videogames, art is something you have to work at, get a blank piece of paper and a pen, you'd have to pen a story and make some music and SFX with rosegarden or something like that.
>>623
You should reprioritize your tasks so the stuff that you want to read, see or play comes first.
Fucking Montreal, and its rains, and its time zone.
I like the circuit in Montreal. I hope it will be raining tomorrow but not too much, so the race doesn't get cancelled.
I giggle like a child when network programming actually starts working.
Wrist doesn't hurt any more. It doesn't feel anything.
Massa crashed his new car.
I blame Waha for this one
I for Italiano.
Try harder, tryhard.
gravy skiing would be nice
It's been 90 days...
90 days of emptyness
90 days of solitude
Are you okay
Close your eyes, imagine a mitten and relax.
( ˃ ヮ˂) is playing KSP!
お休みマン
>>621
What about 3d models, textures and animations? Don't tell me that ( ˃ ヮ˂)さん will have to rely on 2d artwork like every other indie game developer ever!
Is it possible that libertarians would turn to eco-terrorism and explode?
おはようマン
>>643
3D models, textures and animations count as art too! Worry not, ( ˃ ヮ˂)さん!
90 days of Windows 8...
Call me ( ˃ ヮ˂)マン, man.
>>624
I have a tablet for that, but last time the result was so horrible that my heart sank.
You got owned, idiot. Don't argue with headshots.
>>649
Stick to basic 3d shapes before you try complicated forms, then go back and try to figure out what 3d shapes the complicated forms are comprised of.
Also for learning pen and paper is a little easier than tablet.
O my! Even without a rain in Montreal, Grand Prix is pretty tense.
>>651
Do you mean drawing a ball, a pyramid and a box with shading?
Go! GO! Have an accident!
YES!
Spoiler: Vettel, Alonso, Hamilton.
If you are F1 pilot it is fashionable to not shave.
>>624
What do you think about Unity? Does it takes programmer's skill and creativity away?
digital romance
DE? Never heard of it.
Do Germans actually pee sitting?
http://i.imgur.com/x8y0wJD.jpg
Snack abuse.
xclusive tiles for what is basically a personal computer are disappointing.
Boner achieved.
Star Wars: Battlefront: AT-AT foot confirmed
It's "Star Wars: Battlefield" though, with DICE developing it and everything.
I wanted to set Steam to only run on Mona, but apparently it needs liberation to run.
>>661
It's probably that I just love lower level languages so much, after all all my computers are running source built distros like LFS or INFERNO derivatives.
autistic altruistic
>>674
This is crazy! This is insane!
But then again, Unity is not a programming language but an engine. And it is no longer free, license costs a lot.
Replace every AI with humans.
I'm really sorry for posting in that thread by mistake, >>680
Get high. Go higher. Step up the evolutionary ladder.
I will encounter Pac Man at channel one
>>687
It really doesn't take that much effort. Just knowing how to configure apache.
PS4 is for poor people who can't afford a stable internet connection and new games.
Oh, just shut up about reddit already.
First world problem: building a PC is a manual labour and therefore unacceptable/impossible.
>>687
It's almost as simple as unpacking a few archives and making slight modifications to a couple of text files. The downside of making your own board is that it might feel abandoned which in turn might make you feel like crap.
>>694
You could either use dynamic DNS or find some free hosting that supports Perl. I used to have Kareha board on freehostia a couple of years ago.
If you want to be able to do more and configure everything yourself, look for a starter-level VPS. They cost as little as cheapest web hosting, but allow you to do much more. Of course, you will have to setup and configure most of the things on VPS yourself.
You can get a domain name for ten dollars per year.
>>694
If you're a student your college most certainly has a surplus store. Buy your new 7 year old computer there.
If you're making a BBS you should host both kareha and synchronet on the same serer.
>>696
What is the synchronet and why have I never heard of it? Is it a platform to sell drugs and illicit media?
>>697
synchro.net, it's a telnet BBS software that came from the fall of zetaBBS.
It jumps out of the bushes and bites your face off.
Games are totally rad! My entire body is ready for more games!
>>702
I read this in the voice of a kid on a TV commercial exclaiming with fake enthusiasm.
Swarovski encrusted moustache.
I wonder how big a percentage of all commercial shipping from Japan destined for Western Europe goes through the port of Vladivostok and gets moved the rest of the way by train.
みなさんもおつつ！
I want to walk in space without a space suit
ttp://www.excite.co.jp/world/english is still carrying out many thingsｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ
If only somebody could rotate the planet 8 hours backwards, I would finally synchronize my sleep-wake schedule with day light.
Breakfast is coming inside of me.
Nihilism! Nihilism!
Fat people can roll down the street at high speeds essentially saving a lot of time for feeding.
Jaka Srbija
Idea for a short psychedelic / insightful story for children: animated self-conscious moustache runs away after being mistreated by its owner, who can't find a girlfriend afterwards.
Genre: existential meditation.
Peristalsis malfunction! Evacuate! Evacuate!
Idea for a short film (3-7 minutes): close up shot of a mouth biting and chewing on moustache and later on soul patch or beard with a help of fingers. Live action scenes are blended with hand-drawn animation. Variety of actors, including a ginger. The title could be taken from >>714 with "Episode 0" or "Prequel" added.
prep perps
It's hard to take a shower with lights out.
Too close for comfort, you git.
Exercise! Forget about your soul and mind and train your body.
Scram, kids! I can pwn you even with my old mouse. Your summer vacation will be your funeral.
Action movie; the moustache's uncle is shaved in cold blood by a gang of street robbers, even though its rival Mafia clans couldn't reach him. The moustache then have to take the charge of all operations and find and punish murderers.
Post "Yatta!" if you are happy with your plans.
I should probably do something about all these spiders.
Internet connection went down. I'm having a panic attack because my Internet addiction became so evident and I can't "browse it off".
I have to strike through most of the items in my to do list, cross them out.
Final fight idea: moustached superhero jumps down from a cliff and right on the villain. After a short struggle the villain tears hero's moustache off thinking that it will render him powerless. But the superhero quickly recovers and easily defeats his opponent, it becomes evident that his moustache was just a regular facial hair.
I find it funny that I'm looking forward to college, knowing it'll be less busy than my life currently is.
If only I had something to do if I left now.
>>733
Laggy smartphone and a cheap slow dataplan.
Everything is too slow to handle my multitab browsing technique.
>>734
Ah, I've been in that exact situation before. I eventually weaned myself off my internet addiction after painfully suffering through the laggy slow phone.
Then I got a good smartphone with unlimited fast data and my internet addiction quickly returned! Hooray!
The Internet is back on-line, but after a series of crashes Chrome murdered all of the tabs. Totally uncool. Seems that 725-man cursed me. I'm gonna call voodoo police.
my imouto is getting into otoge
i don't know how to feel about this.
Now almost every program crashes at launch. And then at restart, including ie, ff and chrome. IE is the only one that recovers.
>>737
I don't know what imouto and otoge are, but I feel slightly envious.
>>738
Disabled C3/C6 in BIOS, the problem disappeared. Operation "Chrome History Repeating" was successful.
Today's breakfast was delicious as well as nutritious. It feels good to make healthy choices.
I read a meaningful comment on youtube today.
Idea for a "deus ex machina": mysterious ninja appears from the shadows and throws moustache-shaped shurikens at bad guys helping protagonist escape.
I hate it when people generalize
I hate it when people use assumptions.
Or use serif fonts.
Moustaches have been appropriated and consequently ruined by the same shitface "artists" (almost universally female, not to make a point) who thought "steampunk" (i.e. gluing gears to octopodes) wasn't the worst idea they ever had
fuck off with your moustaches
>>748
We have to fight moustache stereotypes. Women and gay people can fight for themselves, but moustaches can't.
Look at old portraits. How handsome those men were! Look at their clothes and compare them to what we have to wear now. Look at their facial hair and compare them to crappy soul patches and goatees of our times!
Don't you ever derive "improved" from "improv" again if you value your life.
Messin' with da Shakespeare's Cru.
Those who have cats doesn't fear Slender.
This new computer's maximum graphics lie somewhere between plaintext and e17, and it can't run minecraft. But it does have a good amount of memory and good processors.
I have decided to renounce my love for Sweden and admit that I am a nihongophile, no matter how many scornful things I say about Japan.
Dear diary,
Today I went outside, but I haven't talked to a single human being.
Oh, the joys I've discovered because of Daedalus!
Programming is boring and unrewarding. You write hundreds of lines of coloured text just to get some half-arsed buggy result.
I just tried it to prove my point, and I must admit there is that perverted joy of concentrating on a problem.
Hmm, come to think of it, 2 users have exact same logins.
Found you! Found you! Found you!
Ok, once tomorrow's exam is over I can do whatever I want! [citation needed]
Quake-like FPS video game with different kinds of moustache as vanity items.
help they are generalizing again
>>762
Cool! My exams are coming soon. I'm going to make another attempt to get a formal higher education.
AM! I! READY!? NOOOO‼
>>766
It's perverted and unholy! You, programmers, are trying to play god!
You don't have to be an overhuman for this.
Come, all ye non-believers, break the bread and drink the wine
Give her your baited breath, for love there's always time
June 21 is Solstice. Solstice of my buttocks.
I want to improve my website.
>>770
Lucky you! I want to drawn myself in VNs instead of revising too!
I went on the Internet last night and watched several Top Gear clips.
Now I'm feeling like I am Jeremy Clarkson.
Idea for a play: a self-conscious moustache teams up with a young boy whose dream is to travel to India by train. There it saves Indian women on the dark streets of Delhi by jumping on their faces to make them look manly and scare all potential assailants away.
Jesus, he knows me!
Jesus... knows me?!
That fucking Windows 8 keeps adding English (US) ― International to my keyboard layouts despite of English (UK) ― International and Dvorak being already there.
Alright, let's code the shit out of it by midnight!
Ready! Set! Go!
Codename: Strawberry Sundae.
It just pops out when you least expect it.
All right, make it Web 3.0 and you got yourself a deal.
Get hissed.
Get hissed, punk. Get hissed, idiot.
Smacked by a train.
A friend advises me to run regularly. But it's tedious and boring, and it means less time staring at the shiny screen.
Don't use "weeaboo" when referring to a Japanese-positive WWW populace, it's rude.
Despite my excitement, the internet has nothing I really want to see
Sail forth, Space Battleship Yamato!
>>791
I want to make a space battleship in the form of Smoked Salmon with laser cannons everywhere, and maybe one that's a giant loli.
It's settled. I'm going to run to increase my health and quality of life. I will outrun aging and cancer.
>>794
But can your quality posts outrun the looming expiry date of DQN?
How is that even possible?
He crashed moustachefirst.
vc: ride
HEY LIBERATOR FROM THE FAR OFF, DO SOMETHING YOU CAN BE PROUD OF.
Ha, let's get this over 800 too! We are past the point of 1.5 thought threads. Can you believe it?
Perfect time to sleep is NOW.
Espeon never thinks.
Espeon is completely numb inside...
I wonder if having an army of genetically engineered super lolis is unethical.
http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/68289000/jpg/_68289505_voynich_manuscrito151.jpg
If you look at the water, it clearly reads "TURD".
Gentlemen, behold! My newest invention: the mini paper towel!
Wait a second... this is just a small paper towel! I want my money back!
never
Toy Kikko
<span> king
Broken board starts below the next thread. You were warned.
People are busy promoting their own board in the other thread. What a shame.
Let me open my notebook and organize my thoughts.
The next week is going to be a busy one. To make things worse I don't have regular time sinks like job or school, so I will have to rely upon my drifting sleep-wake times, deal with a "I'm going to do whatever I want" attitude and try to make most of my time budget.
Did you know that astronauts on ISS have a "time budget", which staff on the ground manages as if it was an actual budget? I would like to do the same with myself.
It is in a shower and is a chair.
>>820
I should just live in a tank of some lysol like solution with a gas mask and videogoggles with a mouse and keyboard, that way I never have to move.
Lysol?.. LCL...
It is clear that Snowden is just an innocent victim in the hands of China and Russia. USA is the land of freedom and not the leading police state at all.
May I offer you some ocha?
Carbon-based lifeforms against unfair exploitation of carbon fibre.
Running is fun!
I'd recommend trying it if you haven't already.
Take it easy but get yourself some good shoes.
I was all sweaty, but it didn't smell! You could lick me all over, I would taste salty like a snack and without any repulsive smell also!
pumped up cat
Extramartial relationships...
Extramartian...
Extrasamaritan!
Chow on it.
But the war was short lived and a thousand year peace broke out.
Do you think you can write your name down in the history? This bullet says that you can only do it together with mine!
I can't afford to travel to the mysterious lands of Japan.
I'm grinding my teeth.
I don't like people spazzing out on-line.
I know that wikipedia is not good for 'controversial' things, but oh wow
making some tea
/dqn/ is shit
You stroll, you fall.
You are you.
>>841
It's a bad piece of attempt at "social engineering" to scare people away or promote something else. I say we should give him all attention he wants by beheading him.
Jerking sleazy hipsters
remind me again why anon text boards arent popular in the west
Grease me up, and let's roll.
Fractals: where you really can have your cake and eat it
I say, fuck it. Stop trying to stop the climate change. You will bring it upon yourself and you will be the ones to blame. You will probably invent a god of Cool when the time comes, and consider it to be upset. I will just laugh in your face.
Medusa to Viking, abandon shit!
I'm panting in my panties
Don't type with your hands dirty.
Hypermotivation couching
>>848
Do I get infinite cake in Fractals, or is it infinitely small cake?
Whenever you feel like you have climbed a hypothetical mountain of accomplishments, slide down and have fun!
I'm dressed.
Topple the angsty teens.
WWJD if he was a Japanese catgirl?
Oh, wait here's a better one, it made me gigglesnort:
Feed your legs by stomping on food. Make a smoothie, pour it on the floor and run on it. Be careful not to hurt yourself!
If your cook doesn't suck, kiss your cook. Otherwise, somebody might perceive this as snowballing.
Executed by being wrapped in a man-sized heat-shrink tube.
I might watch this, I might not.
If you don't run you get undone
Nissan Juke looks like shit. Seriously, it reminds me of cheap chinese toy cars.
Flex your right tit if you ever tried steroids.
Don't mind people with JavaScript turned off, they probably browse web in text mode anyway.
If you need to apply pressure to something, put it on a rail track.
>>868
If Nissan was competing with Porsche Cayenne on shitty looks, it won hands down.
50 shades of cool
I wonder.
>>874
Wront, 001C not 0001C
Crossed and double crossed!
>>875
Huh? Information separator 4? Are you trying to hax something??
Midget Assault Alpha
... he cocked his cock and aimed carefully
Pull the cock, but do so gently!
Ah, finally a breeze of not-so-superheated air.
How many volts Vcore?! Jesus Christ, you power-hungry whore!
Don't miss the KANCHO !!!
>>877
<control> not seperator 4. Java doesn't take nicely to it.
>>884
What kind of control?
http://www.fileformat.info/info/unicode/char/1c/index.htm
Did you know that PASMO is actually a Polish word?
Time to run, man.
That's tiring 3500 metres run for one man; one small step for mankind on its fight with obesity.
come on, mouse; pwn some noobs, mouse
You're doing great, little mouse. Thanks, mouse.
Look here, piece of shit bladder. I have stood up. That means stop leaking. Thanks.
throbbling throbbles throbbed the throb.
Thouse.
Historical drama: self-conscious moustache travels in time with inventor of a time-machine. It barely escapes when some bloodthirsty dinosaur bites professor's head off. Moustache then tames it, travels back in time to the American Civil War and frees the slaves.
Unko occurred.
I am the cutest!
Sleepover of the fattest
Dear Weather God, please turn the heat down below 27°C. I'm inoperable at temperatures higher than this.
You might also void my warranty, BTW.
We are on the last stretch towards unification of two threads. Don't test your nucular weapons now, North Korea!
Love drama: moustache travels to France where it is hired by a man to accompany him on a date with a beautiful girl. In the culmination ― when they are about to kiss ― moustache steals the kiss and lady's heart.
I almost forgot about Formula 1 existence in these few weeks.
Mercedes is quick... in qualifications.
If we combine the threads how will we know who is an American Dog and who is a Best Korean.
I'm about to cry.
What is the Japanese onomatopoeia for kneading buttocks?
japanese cat kneading abstractions
I'm feeling really down.
Double the joy of OPPAI OPPAI
It feels like I leave the harshest comments on youtube after midnight. I usually try to politely replace one misconception with another.
Night turns me into a very naughty boy.
The problem with me is that I'm deeply unsatisfied (particularly, by my own progress). So akin to a drug addict, I'm looking for the quick satisfaction like humour and idiocy on-line, or physical exercises off-line. My body looks better already, but still far from the form of Ancient Greek athlete.
>believing in progress
baka bakaaa
Imagine humour and idiocy shining in your face half of a day and half of a night with one half-arsed attempt at doing some push-ups. What a sad and pitiful life this is!
How will I ever enter the workplace and secure an income for myself? Oh, if only finding a good vacancy wasn't so hard...
From the depths of my soft, warm and sweat-soaked bed I shall rise again!
I only eat ice-cream lately.
>>916
Become an indie developer instead and let the society take care of itself!
Why is it so hard to invest in Russian business? Some people dream big, as such their projects flop miserably. Others want to just live big, so they will disappear once they get the moneybag.
I should hurry up before the spleen takes me!
>TFW your gearbox breaks down in the middle of highway.
I can't run in the rain.
Fuck, skid marks are going to ruin everything
Imagine a kevlar weave in your body hair.
Have you ever noticed how long the posts are in this thread?
Ukelele Dalmatian
Rest on a piece
hog a nog
I couldn't get enough willpower to begin training my willpower regularly.
It's broken, it's broken down. There is no way to repair it.
Moustache. Pickled moustache. Pickled moustache on fire. Don't bite your facial hair.
That's quite bumming out.
You should sleep at 4:20.
>>919
That's not the worst idea ever! And I'm already a proficient software dev, so it's relatively realistic, as long as I find a good source of inspiration!
There's always the part where my crippling self-doubt will laugh in my face if I just think for a moment that I can succeed, though.
>>936
You could visit local museums and art exhibitions for inspiration! However, one of the most important things is to never make negative self-fulfilling prophecies (e.g., "Let's try, but it's going to fail anyway"). I learned this the hard way.
I'm going to play video games all day long if I launch Steam.
I'd like to play, but my conscience says, "No!" It's going to make me feels sad if I ignore it. It's what it always does.
I'd like to screw around with the Touhou Danmakfu danmaku creator but the recent versions don't work on Wine.
I can't wait for unemployment.
I missed my run. I gotta run tomorrow or become fat again.
I'm compelled to throw out all of the old tat.
If you consider time to be a canvas, would you consider yourself to be a painter?
the legend shall never die
>>938
Would you recommend this in case of sleepiness and general lack of concentration? What type of glass did you use? Does it have a quicker, stronger and longer-lasting effect than energy drinks (they never work)?
thinking feeling judgement perception sensation intuition extroversion introversion
She broke her thumb last time she typed in panic.
Good morning to those who are on a train.
I'm the lawl.
Where did you learn to slam dunk so well?
Above the toppest top that ever topped.
I woke up I late again.
I want to sleep...
I woke up late again.
I want to sleep...
Bread for breakfast, bread for lunch, breadcrumbs for dinner.
Is it possible to starve to death by being too scared of blood test yet thinking that you absolutely must to do this one?
Shaving my moustache off...
Nissan, not only you make horrible looking cars, but you also name them like "Qashqai+2".
You got me worried there. You should just sleep more instead of abusing energy drinks.
Next thread is #12. Other #11 thread was fake and shitty.
As soon as you catch your breath, put into a secure box.
>>937
Y-you'd do that? For me?
>>939
I'm actually fairly inspired lately to work on a text adventure project, and I think it's likely to work out! What I'm worried about is finding meaningful (or, really, any kind of) employment, though you're right, I shan't think so negatively.
Would you like to talk about your difficult experience?
I wish those rock musicians, who became conscious about their unhealthy lifestyle and sold out to major labels, died first.
>>967
Begin it with being text-only, then introduce AA characters, then do some animations, then make it entirely pseudo-text like Dwarf Fortress.
There was CAPS LOCK-SAN who did some amazing stuff on DQN's yourwalloftext, but I can't find the URL to it.
punched in the rear of its ugly head.
Is saying "wasshoi" is alike to saying "for the win"?
ﾄﾜｲﾀﾞﾖｰ
What a homo!
I want to ride on rainbows and collect stars and lead a happy life!
"Things you will need:
Dolz3.0, darkakuma/softmap patches, action replay 108, a gamecube"
Only two of those show up on google, god damn it 2005 forums what the fuck did you do? And why didn't the update for wii in 2008 post anything about how to set up the software?
Too bad rainbows are gay thanks to LGBT effort.
Sunny days can't thaw my frozen heart.
audiovisual massacre
Propositions for the next thoughts thread:
Fall of the sleeping hero
Propositions for the next thoughts thread:
>>977
When will they release the patch for School Days HQ american release?
There's already a thread 13, I'm just going to use that one.
>>982
It's a fake thread created by trolls. We need #12 first.
LET'S FINISH THIS FARCE
I tried to avoid so many things that my future is undefined.
Nonetheless, do you reckon we can finish this one before 10 am?
Or 10:30?
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
we are nothing but pawns
nothing but prawns
I'm a shrimp, bitch!
A smooth crustacean
Prawling around in mah basin.
I lost my thought, I have exhausted my knowledge of shrimps. But worst of all, I broke the rhyme, I would get pied if it was a hip-hop contest.
Seldom is a terrible word
A word is seldom terrible
Terrible is a seldom word. NOT!
Calling Hatsune Miku-coloured train "Hayabusa" was a horrible idea.
attention detention
Into the trash it goes!
