Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/-255,257-
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
Popuko! Yaaaaay!
People are so <adjective>.
People <verb> so <adjective>
Vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
Gif can ænig cyning weorþan, hwy ic ceorl eom?
Without death certificates, we would be legally immortal.
I accidentally lost all my IDs recently, so legally I don't exist.
Who made this post?
So Atlantic City is like Mecca for south Jersey swamp dwellers.
Right now, I'm just living from one GochiUsa episode to the next.
I have no idea what colour this shirt is.
Arriving at work with semen stains on your pants.
> don't get me wrong, most of you are cool and stuff, but there's like 50 different people here, tops.
Is it just me or is that a massive overstatement? The number, not that we are not cool we are really cool
Get me out please. neetdom is hell.
Even if not replying feels like defeat, it will be better for you in the long run.
The puddle
Of piddle
Which used to be little
Is rising around you
RISING AROUND YOU
We are the coolest.
>>13,15
You, me, Espeon, the obnoxious right-wing who loves to paste a lot of stuff, and occasionally the italian guy.
>>19
Plus whoever's GMing Control Tower. That's one person, right?
Well, I've watched all 70 episodes of Cardcaptor Sakura. What do I do with my life now?
Glad I'm not in Paris right now.
>>21
I vaguely recall someone saying that /dqn/ gets a surprising number of unique views per day. I wouldn't be surprised if there's 50 posters, but probably only about 15 of them post regularly.
Don't forget some of the SAoVQs and at least two new bloods from 8ch. I can confirm two positively because another one posted who was not me.
But then, one of you two who were talking is probably the right-wing guy, and either the other one or the Italian is probably the control tower GM.
So probably more like 10, actually.
>>27
I am DQN and SAoVQ dual-heritage native, and I bet there are a couple others of the same blood who also started talking about SAoVQ when a refugee brought it up. If true, that also brings the numbers down slightly.
I do doubt the right-wing, the Italian and the GM are fewer than three people, though -- and unless my memory is of the wrong BBS, there's at least one other UK than me here (lives in Bristol, or Birmingham, or something). I think there was a Scot at some point as well. I still don't know what that means for numbers and I'm probably BSing myself at this point.
What are you all talking about? There are only 6 of us. At least, that's how that old statement goes...
Also man, looking through tanasinn.info and seeing all the dead links on pages is kind of depressing, as is going through old JP romhacking sites and noticing many of them stopped updating years ago or no longer exist.
Fairness is worthless.
I am not Squeeks. But I respect him, and have thanked him for this friendly community.
I think there's at least two Scottish dokyuns because sometimes someone posts Limmy stuff that isn't me
I didn't even know any other boards were active!
Dancing all night at a gay barge
What exactly is the description of /dqn/? Like in the sense, /anime/'s description is "This is the board where you can discuss all things about Anime..." I know what the word dqn means. At least I googled it some time in the past and think I know what it means. According to Wikipedia, it's "someone who is extremely foolish." So are we supposed to post things that are extremely foolish?
As expected, Undertale feels remarkably similar to CYOA threads on textboards.
Also I had an idea involving breakbeat to use as a theme for a really hard boss battle. In a SHMUP no less.
Eh, I guess CAVE did it first at any rate.
It's cold outside! I don't want this.
I invented a new drink. It's where you eat a bowl of ice cream, and let it sit for a while without cleaning it. Then you use your fingernails to scrape up the dried sticky stuff at the bottom. You probably won't get a lot with one bowl, so repeat until you get a sufficient amount. After you're done, pour yourself a glass of water and drop the chunks of dried sticky stuff in. Don't stir, and let them sink to the bottom. Begin drinking. It will kind of be sweet and you'll occasionally get some of the sweet chunks. Then when you get finish off the water, there will still be some chunks left you can lick up.
>>40
Now I'm imagining a bullet hell game where the various boss's shots are all triggered by the music's drum channels. As you knock weapons off it, the drum sounds go away too.
Do people do low-score challenges in bullet hell games? I mean obviously you could score low just by dying on purpose and using as many continues as possible, but in order to 1cc/no death a game and still have as low a score as possible you'd need some skill in the game too. Since such a challenge would require the player to be fully aware of the tricks and strategies that make up the "optimum" play style and then purposely ignore them while still clearing the game.
>>45
I'm sure I've seen people try that with Touhou. Also, pacifist runs tend to be very low score by nature, because you don't get any points from killing things.
I'm retarded?
Are you?
I don't know what defines mental retardation.
Does this make me retarded?
Retard as too many definitions.
I just started watching Kannazuki no Miko. It's a yuri magical girl mecha anime. I could tell you more, but it would be superfluous.
I just started downloading Kannazuki no Miko and I am very excited to watch a yuri magical girl mecha anime tonight.
That sounds amazing, I should watch it too.
>>44
That would make the end of the boss fight an anticlimactic and annoying series of hi hats.
it's funny to see how people and sites on the internet connect.
Hi. My name is Peepee Animation.
>>52
Just in case you're still on the fence, I'll tell you one of the characters is a loli catgirl nurse.
>>58
Can't any description of a plot be the description of a parody.
Austin powers is a movie about a spy sent into the future to take down his arch nemesis.
Spaceballs is a film that takes place in the future on a planet where resources are low. Looking for a solution, the emperor of this planet plots to steal the resources of a neighboring planet by kidnapping their princess. The story follows the heroic adventures of a mercenary and his sidekick in their attempts to save the princess.
I want to be the little girl.
I can become the little girl if I'm not lazy
All the old internet is dying.
I just came by to see if you all still exist
Please don't forget
Goodbye
Internet feels dead now. I dont want to be part of it anymore
How come Android phones don't come with a first party feature to block incoming calls, this is ridiculous! Yet Motorola thinks I might want two different gallery apps!
>>66
My android does, but it does notify you that it just blocked a call, which is kind of silly.
I hope Sister Miyako wins.
At this point I just want to write that great novel already so I can kill myself.
>>70
What about the rewards of completing a novel? Don't you want to enjoy that first before you kill yourself?
What vol. number should the next DQN Electronics compilation be? I was thinking -6
DQN Electronics Vol. NURUPO
>>72
Too unnatural.
Plus newbies would see it and instantly know the numbers are made up.
DQN Electronics Vol. 2010 Business Edition
There's a guy living in the apartment building next to mine, who stupidly placed his computer screen across the room from the window, so anyone from outside can see everything he does. I've seen him watch anime, browse forums and play what looks like some sort of MMORPG.
Having a literal window into his life, seeing how he just sits there, staring at the screen with his headphones on, not moving for hours at a time... it's weirdly insightful. I'm considering buying a cheap pair of binoculars.
Yesterday I saw a guy running naked on the highway. Like, literally naked, with not a single piece of clothing on him.
I don't know if he lost a bet or what
Never underestimate the human capacity for suffering.
DQN Electronics Vol. 1993 For Workgroups
I wish I could say all my recent good fortune is thanks to my diligence and long term planning, but I think it's just as likely a matter of luck, really.
One of my superiors at work is really cool and smart and it's nice to work with her.
Rarity pony farting loudly in public.
cufflink humor
I'm surrounded by cats.
I miss having interests.
I'm feeling all sorts of fuzzy feelings today. I don't know why, this is a pretty average day.
I'm only happy when I'm drunk or buzzing on caffeine or similar substances.
>>94
I understand where you are coming from, yet it is not true.
I went to lemonparty.org to see if it still exists. It does, and whoever runs it overlayed the French flag onto the famous image with the caption "Solidarité." Is it a genuine show of support, or is it a tasteless joke? Is it a commentary on the shallow people who post flags on social media to look like they care? Is it saying that everyone, no matter what they do or are known for should speak up when something like this happens? Is it the first seasonal lemon party, or have I missed dozens over the years?
>>96
No matter what message he was trying to get across, it is still a message from the same guy who owns a website featuring three old men having intercourse.
Sometimes it is hard to admit you think you are the best, but this is the first step to recovery in narcissism.
Traditionalists are fucking creepy as shit.
There is no greater cause in life than cuteness.
So, cats are alive in Fallout 4 even though lore had it that cats didn't survive the war, aren't they?
Were they preserved in some Vaults? If so, how masterful the overseer had to be to avoid catsplosion or a potential tantrum spiral of vault dwellers?
>>98
With all of the myriad things to be good at, it's inevitable that many different people will in fact be the best at something or other. Does knowing that you are indeed the best constitute narcissism regardless of its verity?
There is no greater curse in life than cuteness.
>>102
While >>98 was mostly a joke, I'll try to give you a serious reply. I'm not a psychologist or a philosopher so I don't really know the answer, but I'll give you my thoughts.
For your question, if you have proof that you are the best at some competition or skill, then yes you could recognize this and still manage to live humbly. For the post I made, I was referring to thinking you are better than other people overall without any reference to a particular competition or skill. I've noticed some people only intellectually recognize that they aren't the best but still act as if they were. My joke was that much like how alcoholics must recognize their problem in order to cure it, narcissists must also recognize that they think they are the best in order to recover. In the end, it was a stupid joke that didn't really convey what I was thinking.
I'm glad that people stopped saying ____ception whenever they see a thing inside of a similar thing. That's not even what the word means.
EICN. L~m dficn wlfh fhld tçggamj qwksfo uaoçif eçs fhk jkxf ekw hçisd. EICN.
In spirit of Bubsy getting re-released for some reason, I decided to search for annoying fur puns in the same style as the so-unfunny-it's-sad jokes on the Bubsy games. I ended up browsing a furry forum for a solid minute before I realized it was a furry website.
Pokemon R/B/Y coming to the 3DS.
凸 <- lol benis
There is no greater cause in life than cutscenes.
It's finally mitten weather.
teh thethe th etheh t the het ht eh tht hthte hethe thtethe th th the hhet hteththt theth ethet t het eht hte
Neon Genesis Evangelion is objectively the greatest animated video media ever created by humans.
I'm not sure if I'm right about this, but I think there are quite a few people who fake interest in sports for one reason or another. I like to imagine that by some chance a whole sports viewing party could have been arranged that was composed only of these kinds of people. Maybe a sports fanatic arranges a party but ends up not being able to attend, leaving a group of people who can see it in each others' eyes that they don't want to be there, but no one is willing to admit it.
>>118
It would be kind of like this video! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZ3xf2p0cR0
Numbers are scary.
Ghost in the Shell
GITS in the Shell
GITS in the SHITS
I'm not very good at thinking.
>>119
That was a pretty funny video. I must have seen that before, or maybe this is just a common thought a lot of people have had.
I should do my homework but it's too foggy outside.
Stroking your dick while you speed along the highway at 90mph
I miss Halo CE. https://i.imgur.com/KUnyAU4.webm
kowai desu
Have you seen me growler?
From 4 GB just a few years ago, PC games have ballooned up to almost 50 GB per game. This must be some sort of data-laundering scheme.
I am a gigantic little shit!!
>>136
That's crazy. I was just about to post the same thing. I guess great minds think alike.
Last week I was fuzzy, now I feel really anxious for some reason. What's going on?
10 Grain Breaded God
Whole day I'm fucking busy
Only get few money
>>138
Have you had a lot of stress recently even if you can point at a reason for it? You sound like you have manic depression with anxiety. You may need to seek counseling.
Is my Gunther® soluble in fluid?
I need more Wikipedia articles
Diggnation
Wow, I'm old.
There is a time and a place for competition.
Let's take controversial topic for example. You can either agree or disagree with it. You could take one side or another. In the end, I don't really care because even if you convince me of your side, I'm personally no one important. Not to say you shouldn't bother other people about it. Just remember if you find yourself trying to appeal to useless people like me, you might be useless yourself.
God I'm so embarased by my comments that I am sorry
If everybody who says "I don't vote because my vote won't make a difference" voted, they would make a difference. Since there's no good way to coordinate these people, the only decision I can make is whether I vote or not. And if I decide to vote, it won't make a difference.
Happy Thanksgiving.
I haven't even left yet and I already wish I was back at home watching anime and browsing dqn.
I want to learn from my mistakes.
I was on track to beat Ikaruga without using continues for the first time ever, then I died three times in the final dodging sequence. :(
ノンケでも構わんぜ〜
i maybe should start exercising...
Go home and sleep forever!
>>157
Do it. Jogging gives a real liberating sensation, honestly. Just don't expect to lose weight with exercise alone or anything.
I have not gone to the gym in two weeks and I feel awful.
Zombie blowjob! Woo hoo!
>>162
I haven't been to gym in years and I feel awful. But that's because I stopped exercising for about two weeks. Anyway, body needs a rest to restore and rebuild, pain isn't gain.
I really miss swimming though...
>>160
The only sensations it gave to me were pain in my knees and disappointment at how slow I am. Pain went away in a few weeks and was probably caused by improper sitting position and moving my feet too far forward when I ran. But the clock still haunts me, it's like I have time only for one or two small mundane tasks in a day.
>>164
Have fun, but not too much of the FUN, if you know what I mean!
Gachimuchi videos are so good.
Sometimes I just listen to the songs.
I'd rather be a drug addict than a furry.
>>168
Why not? It's all about having fun. It's all about getting that warm heavy feeling of satisfaction inside of ya.
I remember making fun of SJWs in 2012. It got stale shortly after that.
Man, the bitches in this show [MitHC] suck.
wtb an adult pacifier that i can fuck
>>170
Eh, ride your "I more hip than you" hipster horse all you want, they are still easy targets. And they didn't disappear after 2012, unfortunately.
Surely, there are still those who just pat each others backs on tumblr and dwell on how disappointing various aspects of life are. But worse, there are those who got more organised — and they mentally rape young males and force them to accept everything they say.
Couple it with a mighty stream of migrants from countries where this doesn't happen and you get a disaster brewing up.
>>172
Would tenga count or you absolutely, definitely want to shove it into your mouth?
Paint all the walls white then play pretend you aren't in the hospital.
>>176 Attach cushions to the walls and pretend you aren't in pysch ward of that hospital.
>>177, jeez, let's just keep our fetishes to ourselves and keep this board weird in a wacky instead of gross way, okay?
>>178
I'm not either >>174 or >>175, but something about the way you write is very familiar. I'm slightly high so I don't know if this makes sense, but your writing seems like the equivalent of an off brand toy, where the manufacturers looked at a the popular toy and took the essence of it, but they didn't get what made the toy good in the first place. And the popular toy was already overrated to begin with.
This isn't an attempt at a personal attack. Just a probably nonsensical observation about the way you write.
>>173
What does it take to become a prematurely old soul, so cynical and up your own ass that anyone who ever cared about anything that is not themselves meets your not particularly important contempt? Your writing seems eerily familiar because your brand of immature nihilism is almost intrinsic to pasty, nerdy teenagers, which exist in huge numbers online.
>>184
I do not think this board has anybody but pasty, nerdy, over-aged adolescent-cum-grumpy old men.
To more important news, I decided to browse Baidu the other day to see how the Chinese went about internet life, and found a furry TF board and a Lost Girls lesbian shipping board. Can't say I expected that.
> furry TF board and a Lost Girls lesbian shipping board. Can't say I expected that.
Th-there are boards? I thought it was Chinese twitter?
>>188
Huh, I've only seen it used as a shitty file server, though I knew it was also a search engine. Looking it up, they do just about everything web-related.
>>184
The deep irony is that everyone's now flattering you for displaying the same deep cynicism and contempt you have just called out, while writing something actually much more vague, stale and overstated in both past and present than >>173
Yet it's "post-sincere" enough for other cynical morons who think they've "outgrown" the cynical morons who also think they've "outgrown" the angrily misguided cynical morons originally being complained about to approve.
Moral consistency now demands that they also laud and expand upon this post-post-post-cynical retort for its appeal to the "even more biggerer picture" and self-referentiality.
Also, a prematurely old soul is, some might argue, the exact opposite of immaturity, so one might critique the application of the insults just as much as the spirit in which they are made.
I don't know what irony is,post-irony or post-sincerity is, I just like laughing at wacky jokes on the internet.
>>190
Whoa, just how much is it possible to expand when there are only three of us - four on better days?
Don't enable on-line posters.
>>190
Everyone? You mean >>186. I just posted that because what he said sounded smart, I disliked the way >>183 said I was flattering him, and I was still kind of high. To be honest, I don't know what "anyone who ever cared about anything that is not themselves meets your not particularly important contempt" means.
>cynical morons who think they've "outgrown" the cynical morons who also think they've "outgrown" the angrily misguided cynical morons originally being complained about to approve.
This might be an accurate description of me (although it's hard to admit, and I really hope it isn't true). What are you by the way? Are you a cyncical moron? Or a cynical smart guy? What am I? Am I a optimistic moron? Or a cynical moron disguised as an optimistic moron? What "should" I be? What would you prefer the people around you to be (internet and irl)? What do you want to be? Sincere? Ironic? Cynical? What's your view on how >>173 writes?
>Moral consistency now demands that they also laud and expand upon this post-post-post-cynical retort for its appeal to the "even more biggerer picture" and self-referentiality.
What does this mean? Is that what I'm doing right now? "Should" I not? Are you the post-post-post-cynical retort? Does that make me the post-post-post-post-cynical retort? Do you mean that based upon the morality I've displayed, to be consistent with it, I must praise your post? What morality have I displayed? Is my morality "bad"?
Honestly, I'm just not sure what a lot of your post means. Not that it doesn't make sense to a person more knowledgeable about what your saying. This is the first time I've heard words such as post-irony or post-sincere. I looked them up and they're really cool terms that I can relate to in a way. In fact, your whole post is pretty cool (I guess you were right that I'd praise your post if that's what you meant, but I hope I'm not praising your post just to be morally consistent). I understand a lot of my post fits post-irony or post-sincerity or whatever else, but I hope you don't think I'm doing this to prove some point and that I'm not being sincere when I say I want to hear more about what your saying.
tl;dr: I think what your saying is pretty interesting and would like to hear more about it.
Oh my god, what happened to my beautiful SJIS!
P.S.: forgot my tripcode.
>>196
Drama? If this is drama, you're contributing to it with your link. It's very mild if it is drama. Personally, I'm enjoying it whatever it is.
Anyways, interesting read. Although it assumes that getting shelter and sustenance is easy for everyone, it can easily relate to people such as ourselves who are able to afford luxuries such as the internet. It also assumes that you won't get chronic and intense pain, but still, for people who this is not the case (which is most likely all of us here), this advice is pretty sound.
The death thing is also pretty interesting. I once attended a lecture where a man told a story with a message similar to this. His daughter had asked him what it would be like after she died. And he asked her "Do you remember what it was like 20 years ago?" She responded that she didn't know because she wasn't born yet. He said "That's what it will be like after you die." I think it's hard for people to understand what it's like to be unconscious since it's something that can't be experienced. This is why it's hard to realize that you aren't going to be some floating entity in a void after you die. I know this took me a while to realize, and this realization has pretty much calmed my fear of death.
I wouldn't say these four remedies cures my suffering (not that I think I suffer much), but it would be something that I could contemplate on when I am suffering. Sometimes you can see a message such as the one you posted, understand what it means and why it is being said, but still not understand deeply enough the implications to have some meaningful change in your life.
watashi wa pikachu
>>198
Drama was a wrong word, let's call it "altercation".
Well, if Ancient Greeks were able to come up with this, I'd say having basic needs satiated in modern world is even easier. Simple life is enough to be happy. But I was mostly referring to the ataraxia, peace of mind. Perhaps I should have linked to that. Or just this: http://www.paperrad.org/getwell/6.jpg
>>198
Funny, I've been thinking a lot about death lately. I used to be completely fearless of death. I had accepted that it would just be nothingness, and found peace in that. But now for some reason the same thought that used to console me, scares me. I wonder what changed?
I hate mondays.
>>201
I used to think about it as an eternity of nothingness at some point as well. The concept of not existing is hard to grasp, harder to describe. But considering that my sleep often consists of a few minutes half-awake fantasy then cuts to waking up with a few hours missing in-between, I guess I'll be fine non-existing.
What worries me is that I often mismanage my time, waste it, do simple, quick stuff slowly and so on. The lesser concern would be leaving a mark in history or getting a bit of fame, but that's selfish and unimportant. I just want to have some sensible fun with my time!
Neurotica
Digg
Been invited to a selection of lectures on 'Big History' and the 'anthropecene' period by my university. They're asking $45.46 AU for admission. Wondering if I should go.
>>207
Do you find this topic personally interesting or will it help your studies or grade? Are you okay with time and money it will require?
>>210
Winter sale is coming, he can buy quite a few games with that kind of money.
I have to wonder what your budget is that $45 is something you can toss so casually.
Generally, unless you know, you don't.
>>190
I've been trying to retort to this without sounding insulting but it's impossible. All that post-post-post-post-whatever buzzword lingo is, quite frankly, devoid of meaning. And basically the whole post is a very verbose "I know you are but what am I".
Each time I try to write it I realize who useless it is and you don't sound like a cool person to argue with.
>>215
That's an interesting insult. I'm not sure what it means, but I'm going to remember it so I can use it later.
I think I might be a pretty terrible poster.
>>217
Are you covered in clipart and underlined ALL CAPS COMIC SANS, so you stand out?
>>221
I don't understand, why is it requesting a version of 4-ch from nearly 15 years in the future?
>>222
Because Javascript magic. It let's you see future websites in past browsers.
The other day I saw a girl wearing a gold-colored casio watch. I'm not gonna lie, it looks fairly cool.
Hell yeah, new Dwarf Fortress release! It crashes/freezes almost every time in world gen! And I'm too excited to care!
>>224
I have a black casio with gold hands and markings. I think it looks nice, but rich people might be laughing at me.
>>225
That's good. Every time Toady patches a bizarre, nonsensical bug, a little bit of magic goes out of the world.
Today was a pretty good day.
<a href="http://4-ch.net/abc.pl">This is stupid.</a>
>>229
Ah, fuck me. I forgot to turn on html: http://4-ch.net/abc.pl
>>230
Yes, fuck you. It also taught me a bit more about Kareha inner workings. I kinda wish the filename was a bit more meaningful.
Sometimes I find the personal website of someone in a community I take part in, and I think it's cool, all the work they do. My personal website basically only knows that I know how to make a personal website.
>>230
I feel like there is a better way to trap spiders than this.
https://i.imgur.com/CzYuhLV.png
This update is just the absolute best thing ever.
>>229-230,232-233,235
It is quite stupid, I agree. At least when people can just link it here and get a bunch of people banned (which is exactly what happened here).
For now I've disabled it, but probably only temporarily. Please understand that textboards like this can have serious spam problems. A good example is /soc/. So sometimes a heavy-handed script like this is necessary.
Sadly sometimes people run archive scripts (which is totally OK in my view) and accidentally get banned. So the current abc.pl causes some problems even without being linked here.
Thanks to whoever it was that got banned and linked these posts in his/her email!
>>237
What if it used user-specific IDs to ban its visitors and visiting plain "/abc.pl" was harmless?
I am not a malicious web spider, trust me! sound of web spider mandibles clicking in the background
MY TIME HAS COME! I WILL LAY CHILDREN ON THE DRAINED CORPSE OF DQN!
>>237
Did you make sure to unban everyone from 1993-09-8127 23:51 onward? I'd hate to lose some members who are too shy to email you for an unban.
As for the bot problem, you can keep the link if you include a captcha on abc.pl that will unban you if you fill it out in a certain amount of time. You could also look at the website referer to abc.pl, and if it refers to the front page or is blank, you could ban the ip.
testing to see if unbanned from that one post or if I actually need to send an email.
Neat
Test post. Not much happening otherwise.
絶望した
絶望します
絶望したり
I'll probably never learn.
hey
you
yeah, you
stop shitting up the place
sorry
I like my dick. Why is it socially NOT OK to share a magnificent sight of it with my fellow people? Aren't we all supposed to share? The society pretty much thrives on sex anyway.
Perhaps if I shot RAW instead of JPEG, I could have saved them...
I don't like the new SAoVQ.
Dimensional analysis.
I think capey did a fine job on his SAoVQ
The changes made to the design were unnecessary and it makes me mad because it doesn't improve browsing at all (and, in fact, makes it more tedious).
JavaScript nonsense, if people wanted to use it they'd just import it with Kareha wizardry like they do in that timeless place.
>>266,267
If you actually care, make your argument to the admin. He pretty much listens to any requests. Otherwise, stop visiting saovq or make your own. Personally, saovq was never about the software, but what was being posted ;)
ゆっくりしていってね
Attack! Attack! Don't think! Attack! And when you're done attack him again!
Our collective mind is unstable. We feel that one wrong idea would make us collapse even if only briefly. Those who don't feel this way assume that stable ideas are equivalent to right ideas. What's led to our constant self-criticism through others and ourselves? What's led us to prematurely defend ourselves by being half sincere and/or vague? We see each other as agressors, and when we form ideas, we attack them as others might attack us, so we can ensure their safety. Rarely do we see a safe idea. Who would ever admit to an unsafe idea when they could be hurt? I know I wouldn't. So I'll continue to be vague at the expense of being comprehendable. And when I'm called out on my bullshit, I'll respond insincerely.
Neoneo
SAoVQ is dead,world4ch is dead, IIchan is dead, all who stood against the Elitist Superstructure are gone and only imitators stand in their wake.
Ignore those who lament false gods or erect dominions not our own, we reign supreme again under the mitten banner, free of Pax, VIPPER, and anonymous, now let us celebrate, because it is winter and we want to die.
I'm starting to feel affiliated, it is entirely unpleasant, what is the remedy to this?
I'm pretty sure all the people complaining are actually horses.
It's not not funny. In fact, it is funny.
SAoVQ has been long dead.
Is the DQN webring still a thing or did that go away with google's investment in webrings?
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What a shitty excuse of a site SAoVQ is.
Does -1 + 1/2 - 1/3 + 1/4 - 1/5 + ... converge?
Absolutely not!
It's easy to tell people to take it easy, but it's harder to practice this.
Just discovered horses arouse me like nothing else.
I found it in my butt crack. I tried squeezing it, but it was to hard to break. I thought it might be a poppy seed, so I decided to break it between the backs of my thumbnails. Instead of popping, it squished. How could such a tiny thing emit such a horrible smell? It must have come from deep within my bowels.
I like paper.
After taking a selfie for a test and seeing my shitty crooked smile, I started fretting out about how others see me in real life as opposed to my looks in front of a mirror. I had to download an app to unmirror the stupid webcam and I looked ok. I was seriously super close to dropping 200 buckaroos on a non-reflective mirror too.
>>294
You might try practicing your smile. If it was crooked at one point, it could be crooked again. Also, practicing smiling will make you overall a happier person (because of brainstuff).
I just finished a 400 page A4 refill pad, and on the last page I found written, untidily, in blue pen, "蝶の羽根 命". It's not my handwriting. Is there seriously another Japanese speaking lepidopterist in my life, who somehow secretly wrote me a message which I've only just found? I'm very confused.
i hate this job
If you ever to change the way you think, like any other skill, you will need to keep practicing it before you actually succeed.
>>299
I want to change the way I think about how I want to change the way I think about things because when I try and think of ways I can change the way I think I always fail.
What should I do?
For an ugly guy I sure do have sex a lot.
I'd rather be stupid and happy than intelligent and unhappy
Knowledge usually lives in three stages:
1) Some premise is, obviously, the reason for a conclusion.
2) Turns out the premise isn't really the cause for the conclusion.
3) The premise is somewhat correlated to the conclusions, but isn't the direct cause. Some additional counter-intuitive premise was necessary to reach the conclusion.
This pattern seems to repeat pretty much everywhere (red meat causes cancer, fasting makes you fat, walking 10 minutes a day delays premature aging, watching porn lowers your testosterone, etc). What's more annoying is the horde of smartass DQNs who kind of reached the third phase but didn't read the reddit article in its entirety, blessing us with "Aspartame Actually Causes Cancer, But Not For The Reasons You Think!" clickbait articles and insufferable atheists in Internet forums.
Nowadays I don't care about "petty" scientific findings anymore, I always assume the premise is a bit related to the conclusion for unknown counter-intuitive reasons and try not to say anything when someone brings up a "well-known fact" that never made it past the first stage in mainstream media.
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I broke up with a girl today. It was the first one I was the one ending it. It felt horrible and awkward.
I miss you terribly
>>307 Weird, you posted that pretty much the exact time I was talking about it in bed. I heard that a cold nose gives the perfect conditions for the cold virus to thrive, it was on QI so it must be true~
It's 11:33AM and I have gotten nothing done.
Despite having been studying them for about six weeks now, I still have absolutely no idea what a Lagrangian system is.
>>316
It took me 10 weeks to figure out just what the hell internal energy is
I want to be a slut
I just watched Scrooged and made gingerbread houses
then I converted my lwt program to use the ppx syntax instead
tis the season, yo
I bet Donald Duck fucks like dykes do
Why won't you accept my love?
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>>324
goddam you im sitting here hungry ,as fuck and you put this pizza shit all over my screen now im litleraly drowning in my own drol.
>>324
Looking at this post I realized just how little I actually know of Wakaba mark. Damn. Is there a cheat sheet?
>>318
Slut here. No you don't. I regret it. Here are some links as to why.
http://healthland.time.com/2013/06/03/its-true-you-can-get-throat-cancer-from-oral-sex/
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/06/04/health/throat-cancer-link-to-oral-sex-gains-credence.html?_r=0
>>331
You don't see how getting out of bed in the morning and making a bizarre and elaborate post that incorporates text art and multiple html elements are different? This is forgetting the fact that living a life where you don't get out of bed is actually much harder to achieve and maintain than that of a regular NEET or even a wage slave. Don't get me wrong I liked the post, but I'm just baffled by what your motives for posting it could possibly be.
>Don't get me wrong I liked the post
He probably posted it because he thought someone might like it.
Did, like, a billion posters descend on this board all of a sudden?
>>337
Pretty sure they haven't. More than half the posts in the last 24 hours in this thread are by two people talking about a pizza advert.
I'm at the Pizza Hut
I'm at the Taco Bell
I'm at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell
I was watching an anime from this season that I usually enjoy, but for some reason, it just seemed more boring than usual. Then I picked up a new show, and I thought that this seems like a below average show. Then I tried watching something in my backlog, but still, I couldn't enjoy it like I usually could. That's when I realized that it wasn't the anime that was bad. It was my mood that was bad. I needed to be studying for finals, which was causing me stress, so I associated these feelings with my opinion of the show. I wonder how often people project their current emotions on to some media and think that's how they feel about it. Then they come up with elaborate explanations to justify this. They compare the show to something they liked before and see what's different, so that they can give a "well-thought-out" evaluation of the anime. Or maybe I'm just wrong.
I got killed three times by someone named EwoksDid911 last night.
>>338
PizzaHut(tm) really injected new life into this board. Thank you, PizzaHut(tm)!
Boys! Mmm!
>>236
I forgot and suddenly remembered to say how great this is. Dwarves with higher education make me a bit envious. Too bad I don't know how to dorf.
>>344
If it makes you feel any better, in a year and a half that lazy waste of space has only written one (one page long!) book.
https://i.imgur.com/VBX58D8.png
I can't wait to be done with my ridiculous number of deadlines and finally give the new update the time it deserves.
Great insult: You are such a loser. The only contest you ever one was being the fastest sperm.
Hiding out in foxholes, playing silly games.
>>346
Think about all those losers I ejaculate. It gives me confidence knowing I'm better than all of them. In fact, next time I ejaculate, I'm going to laugh at all of them.
Shii sand front tea eh?
>>345
It does, it absolutely does. I feel like I can relate to this character.
>>323
Well he's a duck, and generally birds don't have cocks, so... hypothetically speaking the act would proceed as an analogue of scissoring. This makes full sense so there's no need to explain further.
>>352
I can promise you that ducks do have penises, in fact they have exploding corkscrew penises.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwjEeI2SmiU
>>353
And with spikes and stuff. Ducks are pretty hardcore at sex.
Ducks are fucking metal.
Haven't some female ducks actually developed anti rape mechanisms because duck rape is really common? I remember reading about that.
>>357
All female ducks have tens of different tubes inside their vagina while only one goes to the eggs, essentially they have to get raped multiple times in order to get pregnant.
What if somebody adopts rape in other species as a defensive argument akin to "homosexuality is natural"?
>>359
Rape infringes on the other's rights. Homosexuality doesn't.
Google chats with kids.
Owen Willson was sent to the Tannasin Chamber for "saying wow one more time".
Imagine "Just let it happen" lessons in schools that have "avoid body harm" as their utmost priority. Awful! But that's what counter-terrorism instructions tell us. Basically, if you're held hostage "do whatever terrorists demand you to do, keep away from the windows, assume the party escort submission position when police forces assault the place."
Heaven-Sent Child of the Future.
I don't regret setting up a .bashrc command that outputs fortune to box and toilet. Getting an ASCII dog holding a witty phrase drawn on a rainbow font each time I start up my command line never fails to make me smile.
>>366
I just wish that there was a consolefont version of mona so I could have witty sjis-arts displayed by my .bash_login instead of just astro.
watching 8ch's software dev sperging out is kind of fun.
>>371
Oh yeah? Well you'd do the same thing if you were in the exact same situation and you were the exact same person. Neither of which I'm aware about because I don't go there. There! Taught you a little compassion.
There's something so refreshing about changing your desktop background after a few months of it being the same.
>>374
Oh yeah, how do you think I feel when you call me someone's name who I don't know. What if I called you adam? Did that spark any feelings in you?
I wish Americans wiped out all the native Americans so I wouldn't have to keep hearing the remaining ones whine all the damn time.
>>379
Sorry, I didn't mean to upset you. Next time someone posts about their angsty fantasies, I'll make sure not call them out, so I don't hurt anyone's feelings.
In other news, I had a wonderful day
Surely, we'll see blood this time around.
I've seen some bad shit. Well I haven't, but I've seen some stuff that doesn't give me the best of feelings. Or maybe I haven't. Still, that's not the point. Actually, it was.
At least SJWs don't fill 4-ch with shitty posts. （ ´_ゝ`）
Sometimes you just gotta move on
Dreamed about sea slugs. Lots of sea slugs. That was unsettling.
The only way I can poop is if I squat on top of the toilet like a slav.
I want to call sleeping pills disawakeners because
oh what I wouldn't give for soko right now
But he himself had petitioned against them!
BPS save us!
And I'll whisper back
"Gno."
I want to curl up in a warm place and hibernate until spring.
Witchery and wizardry should be banned.
People who do stuff only because it'll make others mad are pretty sad.
standing ovulation
I wish they would raise all the speed limits by 5-15 mph and ticket anyone going over that. It would be less stressful than the current system, where going the limit holds up traffic and going too much over it gets you pulled over so you have to stay in a fuzzy range that varies based on the time of day, how late in the month it is, weather conditions, your vehicle, and the stickers on your vehicle. In short, fuck the police.
>>406 People would simply start speeding over that once again as the new higher speeds became 'normal'.
Variations on carbonara.
>>407
I'm not so sure. There are one or two roads I know that have the speed limit set in such a way that speeding is incredibly rare: I've never felt the need to go over that limit, and judging by the flow of traffic, others agree. I don't think these [sections of] roads are unusual in any way except for the oddly-high speed limits. If >>406's proposal were implemented, perhaps more roads would be like these.
Yes! I'm done! I made every last one of my deadlines on time! This did mean I had to submit an abstract and detailed summary of a paper I haven't even begun writing yet, but never mind that! Now, I'm going to eat an entire cake and watch the Cardcaptor Sakura movie and there's nothing anyone can do to stop me.
Technically, 98/100 is a fraction of the cost.
No, spam. I'm not going to click on a link to pathogen.php no matter how important you tell me it is.
I bought a $20 dresser at goodwill and I'm going to have quite a time putting it in my corolla tomorrow
hi guys
i guess i'll just sage forever since i keep forgetting to remove it from the link field
>>412
It's trying to be helpful. How is it supposed to know if you're already using a vim plugin manager? You should be grateful!
IOJOIJOIJ asssssssss
i'm sick send help
Fuuuuuck the 10 day waiting period
Energy is a beautiful word for a beautiful thing.
>>422
Is this so you can attend the staged shooting at the University of Texas?
Cat Poseidon
>>425
There are people who vote ironically? That's really stupid.
Fuck you gun rights are the best
White riot, I want to riot, white riot, I'll riot on my own.
>>429
I can join you. It would be a two person riot. I'd try to kick a bit. You would be come a friend though because it would be a joke and the end. Want to meet up?
I was 20 cents short at the grocery store, and had to choose between putting back my wine or putting back my deodorant. I still think I made the right choice.
>>427 I usually draw a shark jumping out of the water or something on my voting card because democracy has jumped the shark!
The mental stability I spent so long building has been shattered.
>>426
meow
The successful businesswoman thread is all fucked up but I don't want to call anyone out on it.
>>435
That wasn't even me even though I know you think it was me.
Frankly even I'm puzzled that it wasn't me.
My nose hurts.
>>438
He didn't say it toppled, he said it shattered.
I surmise that it was stable, but brittle and unpliable.
>>422
I can't can't afford guns. I've always wanted an SKS but I'll never be able to afford it.
This thread is moving too fast!
Everyone post less.
>>436
I didn't mean to offend, it's just that the sudden focus on pissing seemed characteristic. Maybe you have an admirer?
>>445
I agree! I should be able to catch up every 24 hours without having to leave the front page.
Here is a summary of the past two days:
>>423,421,437,438,443,444
I shaved
I no longer look like a pube-necked naruto fan
>>443
Same price my friend got hers for. Like I said, I'll never be able to afford that.
The post machine is going down, and we're going to have a garden party.
I don't own any mittens.
Doing things to make others feel a certain way. Doing things to make you feel a certain way. Do you want to make someone feel like they lost? Or do you want to make yourself feel like you won?
Lately my SPAM thinks I want to buy fine wine, schedule golf rounds, and sign up for seminars on how to transition from middle to upper management.
I don't get it, but if annoying others is what gets him going, then I'll gladly go somewhere he isn't.
dqn dqn lol
>This urinal flushes with only 16oz. of water, saving 88% more water per use than a standard one-gallon urinal.
How do you calculate the water saved by a one-gallon urinal? This was in the bathroom of a math and science building, no less.
Hey, 99%! Stop your whining, get a haircut, take a bath and get a fucking job.
Fucking babies.
Today I take an exam that will determine if I will be homeless by the end of this week or not.
I am the 💯
I love the idea of people coming together and talking without any of the normal filters society gives us. What I don't love is that mostly emotionally undeveloped manchildren take advantage of this opportunity.
Lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of trains.
>>467
There are two kinds of people: emotionally undeveloped manchildren and those who are too embarrassed to admit or reveal that they are emotionally undeveloped manchildren. I.e. closeted emotionally undeveloped manchildren.
未来未来未来未来未来
If finger print technology is a bad idea, then I'm screwed.
>>473
Fingerprint technology isn't a bad idea, it just has so few good implementations and the really good ones are highly propretary that it's generally a piss poor idea unless you're a high end developer.
My life is a mess.
wordless despair
senpai desu
I feel awful.
If I were a cute girl, I'd warmly cuddle each and every one of you.
If I were a cute girl, I'd warmly cuddle other cute girls exclusively.
>>479
Calm down, chess is a game about strategy, if you're too eager to mate you'll only end up sacrificing your queen.
FUG
Such is life.
>>479 That ol' Desperation Stank(tm) will drive 'em away every time. What you need is to act as if you're outcome independent. In other words, if you get laid, cool, if not, also cool. No biggie either way.
behind on work but feeling pretty good anyway
I never wanted a hispanic weaboo gf until now.
I've decided that giving children robots with guns would be a bad idea.
I downloaded Ableton Live and some VSTs but I suck at this making music shit, so I'm just going to not do anything at all.
Maybe I'll get a book on music composition or something.
I finished chu2 ren today. I hate cell phones. I hate myself for getting caught up in it and expecting something resembling an actual ending. The later episodes also dredged up some old memories and I've been sulking all night. I feel generally horrible right now, and I have only myself to blame and nobody to talk to.
とにかくやって貰わないと
とても困ります
i still have no idea what is the difference between DQN and VIP...
I discovered wanking before having even the first wet dream.
>>496
DQN is the land; VIP is the sea.
DQN is variations upon a theme; VIP is a 6000 extinct Tablecats.
DQN is the elitist superstructure; VIP is an international conspiracy.
I can't believe you did that.
Welp, I just bought a gift for some stupid gift exchange shit and after re-reading the invitation with a bit more attention, I'm finding out that the limit stated is the bare minimum. I thought it was the max budget allowed, like what the fuck. The polite thing is stating the maximum not the minimum, because you're going to have people with bigger salaries giving cool stuff and making everybody look like shit. Seriously, think these things through, this is an office for fucks sake.
But silly me, I just spent the bare minimum for the gift, no wonder the gifts I'm seeing are so awesome compared to mine, which is a bunch of macaroons. Should've bought some cool headphones instead, I'm so sorry for whoever is going to get these macaroons.
>>501 If someone's unhappy to receive "only" macaroons they don't deserve anything else, the ungrateful bastard! Do you get on with your colleagues? Would you want to give any of them anything more expensive? Don't let other people flashing the cash make you feel bad...
>>503
I get them when I go too long without masturbating. It's an inconvenience more than anything else.
>>501
In my experience, the most popular gifts are the funny ones, like giant fuzzy paw-slippers or fuzzy handcuffs. People actually tend to quietly look down on somebody who brings a really expensive gift to a white elephant since it's supposed to just be a fun thing and nobody likes a show-off. I agree there should be a maximum, not a minimum though.
I didn't realize you were supposed to wrap gift exchange gifts. I wrapped my scented holiday candle in white paper. I feel terrible.
>>503
Neither have I, but I've masturbated daily since I was 11.
I don't want to kill nobody.
not sure if i should buy another pair of silk long underwear or go to cotton or try wool again.
>>510
You should tell everybody that they're free-range, cage-free, organic, fair-trade, heritage heirloom macaroons made with Himalayan spring water, Damascan cane sugar, vanilla beans from the royal gardens of Turkey, ostrich eggs, Arctic sea salt, and baked in the volcanic sands of a small Indonesian island.
>>506 I use tinfoil to wrap all presents, it is really easy but also sparkly and xmassy!
>>513 The only people I give presents to know how untrashy I am, and they look really pretty reflecting the fairy lights! Plus, after unwrapping a present, you can't use wrapping paper to smoke heroin with?
Staring at the ceiling.
>>515
I agree that this might be non-trashy among the right group of people.
If X is older than Y, then X has also always been older than Y has ever been. Why is this?
Q is the only letter with exposed genitalia.
>>518
At first I thought "whoever has to answer that is going to have a hard time answering that." Then I thought "wait, who has to answer that?" Then I realized "I have to answer that." Please spare me.
>>518
That's not true because X could have gone on a super fast rocket ship and had time go at a different rate than the other and had Y age faster on earth then come back when Y had surpassed X in age
I wish I had a tragic backstory like that.
Welp I failed all my classes and I'm going to be homeless soon. During winter. It was nice shitposting with you all.
Say you're some sort of lingo kid. And someone says some word in an uncool way in a movie from ten years ago. But the word had come out like a year before the movie was made, and you learned about that word 5 years ago. Do you insult the people in the movie for not saying the word in a cool way? Assuming you were a lingo kid of course.
>>523
To live the way of the warlock you will need a large branch that is uniform from the bottom along it's length and branches off at the top and a large animal's entire fur, the beard will grow later and the shouting at everything in an unfamiliar tongue will come and go.
I want to like House of Leaves, but I keep getting put off by these pointless tattoo parlor asshole digressions. "This reminds me of that time when I banged that chick. She had really big thingies, I swear. Anyway, they're still in the labyrinth." I hope this is going somewhere.
It's been two years and I still haven't sent my secret santa
I don't know what I'm going to do
"I Am Not Spock" was a pretty damn Vulcan statement, people were just eager to take it the wrong way.
Best of fuck to you too!
>>244
Yes, I removed many abc.pl bans including those from the date you mention.
The problem with putting an additional captcha on abc.pl is that honest users might still get caught by it when running archival scripts.
Let's see how far we get without it.
What you watch/read really affects how you perceive the world.
>>535
Yeah, it's kind of scary. I keep telling myself to read/watch more intelligent or obscure things so I can regain my past perspective on the world, but I don't think it's going to happen.
Well, isn't this nice.
Yesterday just might have been the best day I've had all year.
I don't feel like I deserve this car. I haven't paid my debt to society at all. Yet here it is. And I am almost fully human.
I don't know anything.
I wish I could upload my brains into ROM thingie from Gibson's stories. Perhaps with a bit of RAM too, just to let me personally develop. And at worst (without destruction of my physical drive) I would just start from the scratch unaware about it.
I'm blown away at how well I did in school this term.
I'm so happy for him.
A guy from work just brought his vaping thingy to work. It's silly because he's like 40 or some shit.
A sister holding his brother's hand. How...touching.
(Badum-tss)
Has anyone watched the documentary "We don't care about music anyway?" It's about obscure japanoise and stuff. Anyway, the other day I found out that one of the bands featured, Umi no yeah!!, took their name from an h-manga with the same name. I thought it was a coincidence at first, the name sounds generic enough, but the front woman always performs in a bikini (just like the female lead in the h-manga) together with two other guys which call themselves her "aids" or some shit (in the h-manga, there are two aids that end up coercing the female lead into having sex with them, threatening to quit as they aren't getting paid).
This isn't stated anywhere, and after the documentary the band kind of slipped off the radar so there's isn't much info about them online, I thought it was interesting at any rate.
>>548
It's silly if he's vaping at work, but not because he's 40 (unless you just think 40 is a silly age). Being 40 doesn't stop you from liking nicotine. The guy who invented e-cigarettes is 64 anyways.
>>550
Where did you find the documentary? I'm having trouble finding an illegal copy on the internet.
>>553
oh, I'm an idiot. it was like the first result on google that I ignored the first time.
http://www.snagfilms.com/films/title/we_dont_care_about_music_anyway
Kraken rum helped me shoot that mirelurk queen to dead with the overpowered shotgun.
I want an overpowered shotgun
ayyo, whatup
I'm a warrior
I spent the last 6 or so hours catching up on the internet culture wars and I give it a mildly enjoyable / 10
I wanted to sleep but nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooo
thinking about getting my brother Masters of Doom for his birthday, but it's not for another 10 months
What's a good show or movie? And by "good" I mean something that can make an otherwise dull day exciting.
I don't want to talk about myself any more.
Saitama 2000
Do people in Japan really go to the arcades to play the easiest songs on Taiko no Tatsujin and Pop 'n Music machines or is Lost in Translation deliberately misleading me?
Because any problem can be solved with plastic.
>>568
From my experience, you either get the casual players (usually a couple friends) who just like to select songs they know and play them on easy mode, or you get the super hardcore players (usually alone) who do the hardest ones possible. Not much in between.
>>570
Addendum: I saw the hardcore players much more often than the casuals.
How the fuck is it almost christmas already?
DIVIDING DRIVER
The grinding noises thread kind of jumped the shark, to be honest.
The Disillusion Wagon
Christmas in Jail
Buying indie and retro games on the steam sale because my laptop can't run anything else.
So long cheap Witcher 3.
Are there any romantic comedies where the leads don't have witty banter?
Please, sirs-- the preferred nomenclature is "autosexual".
Meari san wishes us a meari christmas
I have developed a phobia for everything. At least I have overcome my fear of posting.
I don't miss Prozac at all.
>>582
Even in that there's flirty banter between Romeo and Juliet when they kiss:
ROMEO
[To JULIET] If I profane with my unworthiest hand
This holy shrine, the gentle fine is this:
My lips, two blushing pilgrims, ready stand
To smooth that rough touch with a tender kiss.
JULIET
Good pilgrim, you do wrong your hand too much,
Which mannerly devotion shows in this;
For saints have hands that pilgrims' hands do touch,
And palm to palm is holy palmers' kiss.
ROMEO
Have not saints lips, and holy palmers too?
JULIET
Ay, pilgrim, lips that they must use in prayer.
ROMEO
O, then, dear saint, let lips do what hands do;
They pray, grant thou, lest faith turn to despair.
JULIET
Saints do not move, though grant for prayers' sake.
ROMEO
Then move not, while my prayer's effect I take.
Thus from my lips, by yours, my sin is purged.
JULIET
Then have my lips the sin that they have took.
ROMEO
Sin from thy lips? O trespass sweetly urged!
Give me my sin again.
JULIET
You kiss by the book.
It's 203x. Toilet paper has slowly been replaced by high tech toilet machines that clean your anus for you. Toilet paper companies have to rebrand their product as cum rags...
I want to post in that thread, but I'm surrounded by loving family. What a shame.
Have a holly jolly Christmas. It's the Christmas time of year. Oh how holly, it's a holly jolly Christmas this year!!
Dashing through the snow in a one horsed open sleigh. Through the hills we go. Laughing all the way. Hahaha.
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you gave it away. This Christmas, to save me from tears, I'll give it to someone special.
Jingle bells Jingle bells. Over the hills we go.
Rudolph the red nose reindeer, reindeer. Had a very shiny nose, like a light bulb. When all the others saw him. They would laugh and call him names.
Santa Clause is coming to town. Santa Clause is coming to town. Yeah!
Baby it's cold outside.
Don't be afraid to join in if you know the tune.
Merry Christmas, guys.
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1 from such a thing, to me Choi To hear. Though no massage related to the attrition.
During this time, I went Nearby Yoshinoya. Yoshinoya.
And then I do something people do not sit in the mess full.
In, well have dropped softening veil When you see 150 yen discount, it is written Toka.
I another, and Ahoka. Fool or a.
You guys that, I'm Ne Kiten to Yoshinoya you have not come to Shiki is usually 150 yen discount, blur.
It 's 150 yen, 150 yen.
Soften When you are Toka parents and children. Yoshinoya or four people family. I over in your Medellin.
Alright daddy TokuSakari and asked would in'll over, are you or vice versa. There is no Ran to look anymore.
You guys that, the seat Arcaro and from do 150 yen.
Na's I Yoshinoya, it's such should have been more savage.
It is not funny even begun guy and always quarrel sitting across from U of shaped table,
Do either bites are stinging, or Ne Ja you do is say such atmosphere. Women and children, the Back the fuck up.
In, if you wanted to do was finally sit, guy next door, at: multilingual DaiSakari rainy season, we have said there.
So also it is cut spotted.
Anona, I Ne Hayan extra juice Nante Kyo-bi. Blur.
What was a proud face, soup: multilingual in, but.
You're really I want to ask whether you want to eat the soup duct. I want Toitsume. I want to Toitsume small one hour.
You, soup: multilingual refers want only Chau do either with me.
Yoshinoya communication now if you do not mind my saying so from my, the most recent epidemic of between Yoshinoya communication after all,
Negidaku, it's this.
Large serving green onions: multilingual Gyoku. This is asked how through.
The I Negidaku has entered the lot is green onion. Son instead meat fewer. This.
In, And large serving Gyoku (egg). This strongest.
But if you ask this with the risk of being mark from next to the clerk, a double-edged sword.
The amateur can not be recommended.
Well you, 1, was stiff and I let eating in Ushisake set meal.
Having an in-depth philosophical debate with a moé girl.
There is something nice about forgetting what day of the week it is.
Merry Christmas.
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I'm thinking of starting a blog.
Is there any nice, lightweight blog software out there that I can run on my webhost? Wordpress is too complex.
>>601
I found these using google. I haven't tried them myself, and you may have already found them, but at least they look promising:
http://dropplets.com/
https://anchorcms.com/
http://www.nibbleblog.com/
>>603
I'm not really sure. Things that are going on in my life, politics, history, computers, science and mathematics. I guess it would be a bit of everything. The problem is that I'm not sure who it would interest besides myself.
>>602
Thanks, these all look quite nice. I'm going to do a bit more research tomorrow on it. I'll keep you guys updated.
E I E?
I can't do anything productive until I jerk off, but if I do it too early then I have to do it again. I wonder if girls are immune to this problem or if they secretly masturbate all the time.
>>601
Jekyll compiles your posts to just HTML so it can be put literally anywhere. I write and then compile the posts on my local machine, the just scp them up to my shell host. http://jekyllrb.com/
I can't imagine a porn blooper reel that wasn't all cocks bent during inexpert cowgirl & accidental defecation.
All is well.
>>601
I used blazeblogger for a while ( http://blaze.blackened.cz/ ). It struck a nice balance between simplicity and power for me: I was even able to hook it into a perl script that did wordpress-style LaTeX for me. I stopped because I don't have anything to blog about.
Ive just remembered bunbunmaru is a place, but Ive never bothered going on it. I wonder how it is.
EVERYBODY SAY TAKASHI! TAKASHI! TAKASHI TAKASHI TAKASHI TAKASHI!
t-t-taaKASHI!!
takashi!
TAAKI!
TAKE A SHIT!
I might have webbed toes.
TASHAKI?
Andrew?
4chan, 8chan, and Reddit are all down at the same time.
Happening?
>>621
they all seem up to me
not that I regularly visit them - I just checked now to see if it were true
CHANNEL4 STILL RUNNING AS USUAL THOUGH
Channel4 never goes down. Except for that one time.
I haven't had any thoughts here for a while, except for this one.
maybe I will write my own blog software
This is an exdogh! This dogh has ceased to be!
I thought of an app name to help pedophiles find lolis:
Tindergarten
Brethren whatsoever for the first time
>>627 a wonderful name for a horrible idea. I love you and hate you.
How many of these five softwares support tagging? I mean real tagging with its own metadata field and being able to search and sort and filter by tags.
i hate diarrhea, but at least I'm not nauseous anymore!
>>633
Static generators won't have searching (unless it's client-side) and would generally only allow to filter by one tag.
Just how many posts are you planning on writing that it needs all those features to find things?
Mirthquake
Speak to him in the only language he understands: pyon pyon.
pyon pyon pyongyang
I hope my post was funny enough
IT SNOWED!
>>643
Christmas was really rainy here, but it's calmed down since then. We don't have a good chance of snow this year.
Porn that causes existential crises is not good porn.
I have a bit of social inhibition when I'm in public but I'm a great conversationalist and am not tense at all when speaking to others.
>>645
Killed himself killed himself, or red riding killed himself?
I go to Internet websites and post sexual images that me and a dozen other guys jack off to.
420 blaze it
dude weed lmao
Existential crises caused by porn are not good existential crises.
Existential crises caused by porn are the BEST existential crises.
Porn that causes existential crises is the BEST porn.
Kind of a turn off when it hits you though.
My btrfs partition with all my anime torrents on died yesterday.
At least I can still get to the file list.
96 tears in 96 eyes
>>645
Whoa, his last tweets a super weird but the account is gone. Intellectuals are fragile, I suppose.
I've got a garbage brain that's driving me insane
HAPPY NEW YEAR 1993!
( ˃ ヮ˂) < HAPPY NEW YEAR
You guys are weird. It's sitll 1993.
It's like I'm having a spasmodically painful but strangely delightful orgasm. Let's just hope this incidents recede as it's likely the 'arousing' aspects of it are bound to fade out otherwise.
HEALTH PROBLEMS
What a business, eh?
I've not yet had sex with myself this year. What the hell is wrong with me
Four secrets.
>>648
Who knows? Sounds to me like it was legit himself though. We'll see.
Here's to hoping my health improves.
Happy new year guys.
help help i'm being possess-
nevermind, just gas.
I wish you all good health.
There just aren't enough *pa sjis characters out there.
I really really want glasses that don't hurt. I've had glasses for years and I've never worn a pair that did not hurt.
TURNED THE GUN ON HIMSELF
test
Roman cursive makes the alphabet look so crude.
It may be wrong but it is all a metaphor for something right.
Go outside at night, look up to the sky, and what do I see? Two stars and a cloud giving me the :| face. I feel the same way, sky. I feel the same way.
oh nothing it
If you like a piece of software it's because you haven't spent enough time with it.
If they're using aggressive language, you'll be justified in telling them to calm down no matter what. Aggressive language can be a sign of outer or inner turmoil.
I want to use an aggressive programming language, to write angry code.
>>672
First few through my doctor. Then through walmart. Now through Zenni optical.
>>681
They always hurt specifically on the right side of my my face. My right temple, ear, and right side of my nose always hurt because of glasses.
European Union ruins economies
Loli is the driving force behind all economies.
Life is, in a word, tragedy.
Say you've decided to retort some comment with a joke, but it's a lame joke. Would you say that this retort is successful? I would. Because you've shown you're ability to treat something facetiously which is not reliant on humor.
It was inevitable.
It couldn't be helped.
It is sad, but not unexpected.
Even if it was unexpected, it's not surprising.
It's getting to the point where I need to list the fetishes I don't have.
I find her everywhere I look, but I don't find her in my bed.
Look in your bed then, nerd
Are you dissatisfied?
Nah, just disappointed.
rumba rumba rumba rumba rumba
my last captcha was "cow", this one is "scathe"
pretty rare to get two real words in a row, maybe I should play the lottery. or have a CAT scan.
I'm dissatisfied but not disappointed.
700
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I am disappointed in myself, I only hope this feeling doesn't extent to other people feeling disappointed in me.
And where will she go, and what shall she do, when midnight comes around?
I can roll up my TV and appreciate my beautiful wallpapers while moving my fat body freely!
I think you guys are doing something right.
I was curious about something and found an article that could answer my question. It was really short and only had a few paragraphs of text, but then I realized it was one of those sites that breaks their articles into separate pages. And it was 75 pages.
I was hesitant hesitant at first but now I'm here
I started a ledger file and filled it in from the start of the year. Next on my list is to buy a domain name and a VPS and finish some software and start a blog of half-baked cool things and...
Even though they are allowed to and often use his office, my co-workers never turn on the lights themselves. So they remain off until my boss arrives and turns them on himself. I don't know if they are unaware of it, or if it's a conscious effort to discretely communicate to everyone when is my boss not around.
I'm under the moon loli to issho, if you know what I mean.
Still looks crap on mobile. Have to fix that some day.
Just a fair warning: I'm going to stick it all the way up to balls.
This thing is pretty cool
http://oldweb.today/nswin/20051204080201/4-ch.net/dqn
where do all the nerdy yet attractive twenty-somethings hang out
Well, burly be as burly do, as me ol' gran'-turtle used to tell me...
I guess the next step is to go develop a drug addiction or something.
I don't think it would be a bad idea.
They're not us!
>>717
I have to admit I saw portland and thought it was the one in oregon
Ours is here. Never been to it. Yes I live near murdertown usa.
https://encrypted.google.com/maps/place/1984/@39.7589737,-75.6029844,13z/data=!4m5!1m2!2m1!1s1984+!3m1!1s0x89c6fda194a23da9:0x5baf01dd2f21640d?hl=en
(not the guy you replied to)
Why do I like camouflage so much? I guess because I'm drawn to it as an art-form despite it never getting the recognition as such. Each different pattern is an abstract interpretation of a specific environment. The same forest, desert, or war-torn city may have several different interpretations.
You, you llama-felching dog queef!
That's enough self-pity for today.
sucka my penix
I wish flaming death unto whoever thought it was a great idea to start the day and month counters at zero and not one when developing the Java date API.
Because clearly the year begins with Zebruary and ends in November.
I wish I was cool enough to hang out with hips- with any real people.
>>722 I like the look of flecktarn nearly as much as I like saying it! Flecktarn~
Oh Yukimame, you're the best.
It shouldn't surprise me that people write gay Always Sunny fanfiction, but somehow I am.
Whiskey smells wonderful, but rubbing it on myself as perfume would just make me smell like an alcoholic, wouldnt it?
"There was a problem with your roaming profile..."
Noooooooooooooooo
>>731
The alcohol is more volatile so I think that would evaporate away after a little bit leaving the rest of the stuff but idk test it out
Mir gehts serh gut.
I am awake, and you are only dreaming.
Every time I have dirty thoughts I get sleepy. Weird.
I woke up, disappointingly, to find they had reinforced my internal organs and updated my firmware.
Holy shit, job hunting is awful. It's just the absolute worst thing ever. You can spend weeks working your absolute best on applications and interviews and have literally nothing to show for it - literally nothing, not even an "oh well, I guess I learned something" just a hollow nothingness.
>>738
I've been there, and I fully agree. I job hunted for 3 months once, and was completely dispirited by the end. The longer I hunted, the less effort I felt like putting into the applications and interviews, too. I ended up taking a job with a horrible commute and low pay out of desperation.
Plus, all the good jobs I've seen my friends get have just been through knowing people, not through interviews or applications. Which kind of sucks for somebody who is not good at the whole "networking" thing.
I wonder if the Star Wars prequel films work better for non-English speakers, since the subtitle translations almost have to read more naturally than Lucas' painfully stilted crap dialogue.
Serious discussion time. We've been incoherent for too long.
discuss this
whips out penis
I read some of those hipster big-name twitters again. I feel sick and I need to lie down.
Is anyone there?
What's that beeping. Nevermind, I got rid of it. Wait... do I have to go to work?
>>739
I applied for a job last year where I met every one of the qualifications, had the specialized skills, and passed their knowledge test like it was nothing. They were acting super excited to get me on board asap...until they found out I was a student and I'd only be around for the summer, and suddenly the thing they wanted most was for me to get out of the office and stop wasting their time. It was as cold as if they'd found out I was a meth dealer or something.
>>748
Well, they were exceptionally rude to you, but if they needed a long term employee, they just couldn't hire you.
I like my women how I like my physics: purely theoretical.
>>750
I brought it up when they brought up scheduling. They said nothing about it being a long term position before then. It was for skilled labor, but I already had the skills and a ton of experience so I would've needed minimal training. It didn't pay nearly well enough that I could imagine anyone wanting to make a career out of it, so it was odd to me that it would be so critical that I be a long-term employee.
>>752
That is weird. I wouldn't want to work for a place like that anyways.
I don't have favorites. The question "What is you're favorite" is bad. The question "What is something that you really like and I probably haven't heard of" is good. I get paid to do this. That is why I am qualified to tell you this.
You know it's true when they start with "It's only logical." You know it's "false" when they put a word in quotes.
Banana and sprinkles and popping candy and syrup pancakes for lunch. My inner 5-year-old girl is delighted.
Calling it the "Internet hate machine" is even sillier in retrospect; we've had much bigger, much more fitting examples around for a long time.
On the other hand, she is biologically female.
I've lost my way. Then again, maybe this is the way. Or maybe the way was inside me all along. Or maybe I'm inside the way. The way the way is, there is no way anyone would know.
If you ain't John, I'm gone.
Not that I want it to be. Not that I don't want it to be. Not that I want. Not that I have desires or needs. Not that I have anything. Not that I exist. Not that there ever was an I. Not that there ever was anything. Not that there ever was nothing. Not that that that.
Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly and take a chill pill.
Dear Dr. Win,
Thanks!
Thanks,
William Tumlin
_______________________
William B. Tumlin
4428 Elk City Road
Indianapolis, IN 46214
_______________________
In honour of our beloved admin, I've started watching Battle Programmer Shirase. It's great fun, but at the same time it does make me feel that cute imouto-shaped hole in my life all the more acutely.
Mau mau!
Icy patches on rainy days SUCK
my ankles hurt :(
Do you think I could make a living making indie games? I'm starting to loathe my job.
I don't give a fuck about David Bowie
>>768
I thought this once. Conclusion: Do it on the side instead, and see what happens. Become a freelancer or part-timer so you have more free time.
Otherwise:
Failed game => a year+ of no-income downtime and not much to show for it.
Successful game => a year+ of no-income downtime for something that might just let you break even.
Splenda is the superior artificial sweetener for coffee. Check my trash bin, it's filled with empty Splenda envelopes.
>>770
Yeah I was thinking that doing games on the side was the more sensible choice. But I'm in no position to do freelancing, I guess I'll have to endure full-time jobs.
>>768
You'll need to make a bunch of games. For your first few, think of them as learning experiences. If they sell well, great! Otherwise, getting the experience of making, finishing, selling and advertising will eventually get you to living off your work.
Get to 10+ games, and if you have any talent & skill for it, one or two might be hits.
It ain't easy, and there's a lot of competition out there.
>>772
I'm buy your games unless they're something I'm principally opposed to. Even if they're pure shit.
>>768
If you want to make a lot of money, just buy low and sell high. It's so easy!
>>768
Of course, you don't even really have to make games, just pretend to and be increasingly elitist about it and people will just give you money.
>>774
That's... actually pretty comforting. I won't let you down!
Check this place in like... 6 months.
>>777
I am not >>774 but I feel the same way. I will wholeheartedly support a fellow DQN's effort.
Also, a bit of advice...I've been in the "working a full-time job so don't have time or energy to work on other projects" situation before and the trick is you just have to REALLY WANT IT. Like want it really badly. Only then will you be able to put in the effort like staying up to 3am working on something even though you have to get up for work at 6am.
>>777
I am not >>774 but I feel the same way. I will wholeheartedly support a fellow DQN's effort, so go for it!
And a bit of advice...I've been in the "working a full-time job so I don't have time or energy to work on other projects" situation before. The thing is, you have to really want it. You have to just desire it really badly. Once you want it badly enough, you'll magically have the energy to stay up to 3am working on it even though you have to get up for work in three hours. And then you'll go through periods of not wanting it as much, and if you just can't manage to get your burning desire back, maybe it's just not for you. But if you can manage to fight through those times, it will be worth it.
So go live your dreams, >>768! I believe in you!
Slavery was good because without slavery there would be no jazz
The Real Butt
I'm going to make a game. After I learn to draw and get back into making music. Yes this will happen.
>>783
Make a simple platformer with colored squares as the characters and random chiptunes.
https://www.bas.ac.uk/jobs/vacancy/antarctic-atmospheric-scientist/
Oh my god, I want this job so much. I have a degree to finish first though.
ME TOOOOOO
Just a reminder: frogs are carnivorous. For example, many of them like to eat duck's liver paste.
>>787
I didn't know frogs were such fine eaters, eating all that foie gras.
"To be consistent with data protection laws, we’re asking you to take a moment to review key points of our Privacy Policy, which covers all Google services and describes how we use data and what options you have. We'll need you to do this today."
What will happen if I don't? I read it, and didn't click the agree button. Does this mean I'm free from the botnet forever?! Not that I believe them.
I need to fuck a black woman
I don't want to annihilate anyone.
Using my feet to counter the resistance from the carpet, I push my office chair back, and find a wheel eating my big toe.
"Interesting," I think, and slowly un-expel myself from the desk to free my phalanx. "That could have hurt."
I limp my way out of the room and turn off the light.
Whoever flooded ">>73 is kind of a butthead" thread is kinda lame. It reach the critical >>998,999 posts in a day or two, and it could have been used in a much better way!
E.g. >>998 sneaking away into a new thread as it happened times and times again, or he could've been finally caught and beaten for all his crimes against the humanity, and me and you, reader. But alas, the thread ended in a hypothetical fart.
It's not evil, just disappointing. Sure, if part 2 of the thread will exist I'll post ">># steals last posts in interesting threads to ruin them." or ">># steals prepared responses from other posters." if I found the first message already there.
All in all, I suppose this makes the guy who finished last thread... kind of a butthead.
Just sayin'
In Germany, it's very un-PC to answer any yes/no question with "jawohl".
I saw 998 available and refreshed a couple of times to see if anyone else was going to post, then typed in the first dumb thing to come into my head. Since I started the thread, I felt obliged to almost finish it.
Don't know who capped it off with Punctual Gomez, but I salute him.
inflating a plugsuit with a fart
Kinda mental today
I forgot how great traps are.
>>799
They are pretty got at the whole gooby thing, I have to admit.
>>796
It was obviously done by Punctual Gomez, who else might be this punctual?
Let's all just reject reality and go pick wildflowers instead.
I thought DQN already made a videogame.
https://youtu.be/PknmiLFQLSQ
I'm worried that there was nothing this Christmas. It's even less effort than last year!
Michael sure has been double checking my order for a long time.
Not a lot of variety in what you guys fap to
やった！またお兄ちゃんと一緒に寝る事になった！
The barrier between "the past" where everything was fun and genuine and "the present" where things are crappy and awful keeps moving forward.
So, I went to 4chan today. Apparently Hiroyuki cares about furries. It looks like he is throwing all the kinks he enjoys into /trash/. This way those threads aren't washed away within minutes by whatever /b/ is doing these days, but kindle for days.
>>815
None of these things are Hiroyuki's ideas, he doesn't have the English communication skills to stop mods from doing stupid things like that so it's essentially the inmates running the asylum at this poing.
I'm compiling Ruby on my already overheated laptop because I LIKE TO LIVE DANGEROUSLY.
>>818
You should upgrade Slack as well. That'll teach it a lesson.
everything from magical gender bending to bridge fucking
I must have slack.
I don't think.
Taking a dump only every other day is fucking terrible.
Well, I'm awake at least. I don't wanna work today.
The guy who wins a water drinking competition is still going to die.
Incest is the ultimate act of narcissism.
I have accomplished absolutely fucking nothing today.
>>828
Yeah, you do it little by little. Don't look down on yourself.
Especially if it's because somebody did something big and filmed it. Most likely he had a whole team who got him there and who won't get any credit.
Be happy, you're doing great!
I got groceries and made some simple food.
I played jenga with roommates.
Feels less anxiety man.
I need to go to bed but I'm still hungry.
I did laundry and played cards against humanity.
I just became computer. Why are .computer domains bizarrely expensive?
我ら
秘密警察
政府直属
国家保安部なのだ！
>>830
Thanks, I guess you're right. Actually, after making that post, I was abnormally productive for the rest of the evening, so things aren't so bad just now.
It feels good to be back home, in my pajamas.
They flipped it. They flipped it over again!
Porn mango where a girl's asshole is drawn like its onahole facsimile
I should just put tracking beacons on everything I own, no matter how trivial, so that I can always find it when I need it without needing to be organized.
Work is sometimes slightly more fun than being at home.
>>843
It has a nice purpose to it, I would work more if they let me jack off at my desk.
I am completely honest about everything all of the time.
How do I refer to my gonads and scrotum as a single object now that the plural "balls" is technically incorrect? It sounds weird to tell someone "suck my ball, dude!"
>>847 For me it is, but not in a general linguistic sense, no.
>>846,848
I feel for you. I hope this was the worst you have to go through.
Try avoiding it by referring to your penis. Phil Fish, former indie game creator, drama queen, has a good quote, "Suck my dick. Choke on it." This way it won't sound weird or remind you of better days.
Kids sucks. Well, people suck and kids are just little people that can get away with more.
We have to crunch this stupid thing now in record time. It seems right down impossible to meet the deadline, which is next Friday. We started this project last Wednesday. Heh.
I think my boss may have fucked up and promised the owner he'd fix whatever he fucked up by this week. Of course, the people who actually fix the retarded mistakes an executive manager commits are always the low-level employees who have no choice.
But I'm thinking we probably won't finish anyway. He'll have to face the facts next Friday. If he goes down, I think he'll try to take me (and me particularly) with him though.
Russia is fucking huge.
What the fuck is IDM
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ye-ah-ah
yeah
Please don't do that.
I don't see how anyone can understand anything about the world without a general understanding of calculus and nonlinear dynamics.
I microapologized to some college twit yesterday. It just made her more angry.
The Jak trilogy on Vita is a pretty bad port. It lags out when you sneeze, the touch areas on the back are awkward, and inverting the camera directions on Jak II also somehow inverts the walking directions.
duck cocks
How long until CFWs are a thing on the Vita?
It bugs me when people say "the fact that I can't tell whether this is satire just shows how bad [people who disagree with me] have gotten." The fact that you can't identify satire just shows that you're dumb.
Monobeno is on the Vita.
>>870
Satire can be hard to identify sometimes, though yes, it's very stupid and/or dishonest to make an argument based on what one knows to be one's own misconception.
I can't play vainilla Morrowind and resist the temptation to just choke my character on increase intelligence potions to exploit alchemy shamelessly.
But it's so fun to make potions that make you levitate super fast, or potions that increases your personality to 1200 in one chug making everyone instantly love you, even Vivec ordinators.
HAND ME MY SHOVEL! I NEED TO DIG MYSELF DEEPER!
>>874
I always did alchemy right off the bat too but only in tandem with an endurance skill to max out HPs.
As for ordinators, I usually would raise my hand-to-hand skills on some weaker enemies and then taunt them into a fight and punch them to death and then take their armor and stuff
>>868
I got it only a couple of months ago so not many...
The Sly trilogy port is a much smoother port. Tearaway is cute but obviously gimmicky, and Persona 4 Golden is next on the list.
I've also been playing Danganronpa but it's frustratingly condescending.
>>869
Nothing yet AFAIK. They got paranoid after the PSP was well and truly raped, so the only thing of note on current gen is a browser vulnerability on the PS4 (you get native code, but it's sandboxed).
Gosh, my hair sure is heavy.
Blizzard warning Friday. Ought to buy eggs and floss.
Nothing will ever fill this boundless void inside of me.
the train is fine
we like string
white people are better than black people
I have a severe cuddle deficiency.
i keep eating but i'm still hungry
I can't believe we've been defining the circle constant wrong this entire time.
She was literally a fucking microwave?
I want to post in this incoherence now, but we must become coherent eventually!
I got a captcha on fourchyuh once that said "rape". I think I took a screenshot to prove it but I can't find it.
Some shitty copyright shark that claims represents a fictitious company called "OfficaleOneTV" just filled bogus copyright claims and took down every Kenny vs Spenny video on youtube while I was in the middle of fucking watching them.
What the fuck.
I can't feel my toes.
current year : 1993
current mood : (*ﾟーﾟ)
I'm sure someone has done it before, maybe a developer has a remote understanding of how it works.
I don't want to be incoherent anymore, but I don't want to leave. No one here makes sense.
Classical music is starting to appeal to me. I'm happy with this, but it's 4am I need to sleep.
I don't know how to tell this guy his life is worthless.
>>897
When you ride wit me on the journy to success
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHZw_vS-Xzo
I'm a fruitcake.
> tfw you will never achieve CHIM
The kind of people who wear adult diapers so that they can let out the most mundane of farts without having to go to the bathroom first.
I wanna meet a weather nerd when I am old. The kind who writes the articles that get put on wikipedia's main page all the time.
I wanna talk to them for a good 15 or 20 minutes about all the snow we had yesterday until they are good and bored. Put on a real semi-senile act.
When they finally start acting good and bored and I wanna go 'Yeah, well, maybe you should get a real hobby, you nerd. and stop shitting up wikipedia!'
I consider myself to be a fairly effeminate man.
Blame the octopus.
What personality disorder does Pingu have?
I saw this guy ironically criticize this attitude of irony that a lot of hipsters have these days (or was that a few years ago?). At first I thought he was making an actual criticism of it in a humorous way, but then I realized that he had just taken it to a whole new level. It was too much for me. I can't agree or disagree with him. I'm just uncomfortable.
>>907
That's genius.
I studied Japanese for a while because... well, you know why. Anyhow, I never formally practiced my listening skills, so while my reading is below average, my listening is just pitiful. Recently, however, I realized that for certain anime characters, I for some reason can understand them some what clearly without any difficulty. Even if it's words that I don't understand, I'm still able to comprehend the syllables that composes the word. Investigating a little further showed that these characters consisted only of high voiced anime girls.
I read or heard somewhere that even just listening to a language builds the neural pathways in your brain to better comprehend the language although it doesn't help your grammar or vocabulary if you haven't studied any. If this study is real and not something I misremembered or am currently lying about, I think a good guess as to why I can only understand this selection of Japanese speakers is because of my viewing habits. That being tons of SOL/yuri/CGDCT shows without any male characters.
I think the most honest argument is "I like to smoke pot and I don't want to go to prison for smoking pot."
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I miss you
I miss you too.
wanna bum?
The letter A in Zapf Dingbats is a star of David.
I didn't mean it as a shitpost.
There is something about greystravels weblog that makes it feel so special, so personal. Solitude in photos, perhaps?
It turns out that B.O.B. is a flat earther.
My pronouns are a closely guarded secret.
>>921
All of the sites in the textsphere are pretty cute, like Post Office
It's increasingly difficult to come up with effective fantasies to arouse myself as I get older, but the other day I came up with one that is incredibly effective for some reason. I imagine an attractive woman starring in a shampoo commercial. The director wants her to have a more orgasmic face, so they get somebody to stimulate her breasts from behind. Of course then they start to stimulate her pussy and eventually begin fucking her full on. It results in the most successful commercial ever. I'm not sure why I find this scenario so hot.
>>926
Maybe it's the danger of getting hair products in the vagoo.
The new season of south park is too real.
My life is an endless cascading torrent of existential dread and fear and awe.
Can this CYOA fad die already so we can go back to *pa and novel threads
Can this anonymous textboard fad die already so we can go back to facebook?
fuck you, buddy
But the CYOA thread has been dead for many days, these are clearly dungeonmaster DnD like roleplaying threads not CYOA.
The CYOA thread is great, too bad it references a thread somewhere else that is now a linkfarm.
If Thelonius Monk was black, he'd be Felonious Monk.
Can we all die so we can go back to nonexistence
I don't want to die
I want to become a cute girl's living dakimakura.
Oh dear shanachan seems to be down, hope it's not because of all the cp...
I really really really really really really need some drugs.
What kind of special food should I buy this weekend?
Spacemacs
kiwifruit
Imagine a cute girl smiling mischievously and fondling your buttocks.
I'm trying to develop a first-name-only reputation, like a pop star or a prince. Or Prince, who was both.
i might just eat ice cream twice today
I wonder if by the time I'm nearing my death (hopefully an old age one at that), my brain will be able to live on inside a computer, or at least be able to still think and use a computer. I still can't wrap my head around not being able to as much as realize I'm gone.
>>938
lolicore.ch seems to be down as well. now where am I supposed to go when I need my fix of aural abuse
>>947
Go to wikipedia and grab some artists from the noise music article.
My codebase is absolutely bollocks. When I made it I honestly didn't even consider someone else was going to be peeping at it.
Well, my company decided it was a good idea to use my application as a base for another application and now there's this whole other party basically cursing their own rotten luck.
I feel kind of bad about it.
i'm pretty sure i'm about to fail out of grad school.
if i can find a job, this could be a good thing.
Is it true that the next US elections are pretty much "vote Bernie if you want to smoke weed or vote Trump if you are big fat /b/tard"? I mean, the rest just look plain, like your typical politicians who talk big and don't even think about delivering.
>>951
pretty much, trump and bernie are the only interesting candidates. I hope one of them wins. either one, honestly. I wish we had preferential voting. so I could list both of them
I am so fucking mad
this Jak 2 port is the shittiest
it's so laggy and glitchy, the level where you have to escape the water slums through the hordes of police is basically impossible
>>954
I said they're the most interesting, not sincere. They're politicians, after all.
>>956
Sanders is consistent.
Where I live in the US, weed is already legal. I don't think voting for Bernie will help me smoke more weed, but it's stupid that it's banned in most states.
captcha: dehigh
>>957
Consistent in a line of thinking which invariably leads to famine, fascism, mass murder, and large-scale wars.
We are children of the future.
God didn't make you better, the nurses and doctors busting their asses to make you better made you better. I'd find it kind of insulting if it was me.
I have cut off your head and shit down your throat cos you're a cunt!
>>958
I don't know much about politics, but I believe there are plenty of countries that have socialist programs, including the US. Weren't the socialist programs that led to "famine, fascism, mass murder, and large-scale wars" implemented in a way that distributed the wealth completely equally? Isn't Sanders implementing a program that only distributes it in a more even fashion (like the top tenth of the 1% don't get all the money)? From what it sounds like, he could still sell it as capitalism in that the harder you work, smarter you are, and luckier you are, the more money you have. It's just that if you accumulate so much wealth that you're business literally can't fail or you can easily corrupt the political system with your money, you will have to pay hefty taxes to lower you down to a more reasonable wealth, which is still unimaginable rich for most of us. I genuinely don't know if this is correct, but that's what I got out of this whole ordeal.
>>958
If you look at capitalist United States, it's become a fascist system in that you have 10% of the nation controlling the entire country, and the bottom 90% not having any say in the government (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tu32CCA_Ig). We also have had plenty of wars (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_involving_the_United_States#21st_century_wars) which from what I hear, some of those were started to get oil. I'm not sure if those are considered large-scale or not. And we have ever increasing famine as poor cities can't get clean water like Flint, Michigan or other cities as well (http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2016/jan/28/philadelphia-water-testing-crisis-flint-health-risk http://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/michigan/flint-water-crisis/2016/01/27/many-michigan-cities-higher-lead-levels-flint/79438144/). I don't know about mass murder (unless you want to count all those terrorists we killed), but we do have mass incarceration, and a lot of those who are incarcerated are nonviolent drug offenders (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/us-prison-population_us_56686cf0e4b0f290e5217ffb). I'm not saying all of this is due to capitalism, but it doesn't seem like socialism is causing it either.
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favrorite pokemon: espeon
I got cancer and all I got was this (actually pretty nice) blanket.
It's the price of coherence.
I want some pancakes.
Better living through chemicals, indeed!
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The problem with Sanders is that he's more of a welfare capitalist than an actual socialist.
The biggest problem in US politics, though, is the lack of dubstep denpa recommendations and I've yet to see a politician that sheds a light on the problem of dubstep denpa, j-core, gabber, gabberstep, gabberstep denpa and lolicore shortage among the masses.
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>>979
Have you ever considered a career in political journalism?
My fragile psyche is not equipped to deal with this.
I am deathly afraid that I'm losing my own identity. The things I loved and cared about so deeply, even only a year or two ago, already I'm indifferent to, and I regularly change my mind about things I've believed as long as I can remember. Any way I change, in isolation, is perfectly reasonable and unremarkable, but taken altogether it's as though I'm actively trying not to be myself any more. I feel like some day I'll wake up, look in the mirror, and see a total stranger looking back at me. It's not even a question of what I've gained or lost - I accept that most of the changes were for the best - it's the principle of it, that I'm not existing consistently enough.
When I said I'm afraid of losing my own identity, perhaps that's not strictly true. If I were in an accident and had complete retrograde amnesia, for instance, that would be perfect; every part of me would be perfectly encapsulated, unchangeable forever, in the form of Me Before The Accident. I'd have a blank slate, and it wouldn't matter if I were different from before, or if I changed afterwards - it's to be expected, coming to terms with something so traumatic. But the gradual, continuous change of everyday life is somehow abhorrent. It's like a degenerative illness.
I wish I was just afraid of concrete things like heights or spiders rather than this stupid existentialist bullshit.
>>985 I thought everyone was like that as you get older.
With the whole thing about the inevitability of becoming something you don't like.
Anyway, you are not alone.
Whenever I sleep with congestion I always dream I'm floating in a massive ocean, which makes sense since your breathing sounds like crashing waves, but there never are any waves and it's incredibly serene.
Is there such a thing as "Canadian French"?
>>988
Yes, very much so, Canadian French is nearly unrecognizable and very few French French speakers can understand what the person is saying, where a French French speaker will just sound stuck up and overly proper to a Canadian French person.
>>986
I don't care what I'm like when I'm older since it feels like its just some other asshole's problem. Who I was is another story since I have to answer to that person's choices.
Mycoprotein is the fucking best, I mean god damn. This whole time I was passing it off as some lame meat substitute, when in fact it's way better than meat. No fat, no gristle, no sinew; just that nice solid meatiness all the way through. I'm going to be eating a lot more mycoprotein in the future.
>>989
They are French equivalent of Australians then, aren't they?
>>992
Mushrooms are sleazy, rubbery and gross. I don't know how manufacturers treat them to make "mycoprotein", but it can't be healthy. Sounds like a scheme to cash in on those sorry losers who kinda go veggie due to some weak reasoning followed by "that's my choice, okay?" but who can't really give up meat.
Mushrooms are literally worse than hitler.
Fungi killed more people than Hitler!
> I don't know [...]
Is 5 seconds on a search engine too much effort, or is this just your way of saying, "expression of ignorant anger on the internet is a hobby of mine"?
>>997
Oh, you eagerly waited someone to say "I don't know" about anything — just to post that bit about search engines. Did you fall into this trap yourself recently?
As for mycoprotein production, I'm not really interested in establishing one myself nor I think knowing how something's made makes inherent dangers clear. So, googling, binging, duckduckgoing or using any other web search tool wouldn't help me much. What is needed is a clear scientific study which you fail to mention in your response.
