I'm getting so sick of >>83 's shit. Can we all discuss this for just a moment?

>>53 paid a homeless guy in gum

>>83 IS INNOCENT

Now listen here, >>1, I've had just about enough of your indiscriminate hatemongering. Now >>53 maybe I can understand, what with his eccentric way of donating to the homeless, but you know as well as I do that >>83 is a fine, upstanding pillar of our community, and in his tireless voluntary work he has done more good than you could possibly believe. Truly, we have >>83 to thank for the very fact that we can sit around here and have a civilised group discussion at all.

I mean, you must have heard about the time when he singlehandedly fought off a VIP invasion, or when he knitted mittens for each of the thousands of orphaned kittens in the wake of the great flamewar of '93. Even when he lost a leg to a tanasinn infection, he didn't let it get him down. Truly, >>83 is an inspiration to us all.

To start an entire thread just to slander >>83's good name -- you should be ashamed of yourself! He deserves so much better. In fact, I would go so far as to say that we are long overdue for a thread in praise and recognition of >>83. Now, >>5-999, if you'd be so kind as to join me, let's dedicate this very thread to celebrating the great man >>83.

We all have reason to hate >>53, but >>67 is by far the angriest at him.

>>53, >>83, doesn't matter to me. Anyone ending with "3" is a bastard. Yes, that includes you, >>3.

Alright, >>4 , why don't I take a moment to remind you of when >>83 coaxed your parents into adopting him as their first and only born ? Why don't I remind you why you have to use wi-fi from the library, huh?

I think while we're at it, we really do need to discuss the topic of >>67. How is he doing, anyway? Has he recovered since the incident?

Excuse me, has anyone seen >>21? I lent him two trombones and a bottle of superglue. Tell him I need them back before Thursday.

>>7 last I heard, >>67 was recovering nicely. However, his injuries were easily avoidable. Everybody told him that skateboarding while holding onto a rope behind a car speeding down I-5 was a bad idea, but you know >>67 - he wouldn't listen.

Come to think of it, >>21 borrowed 500 dollars from me last month and he hasn't answered my calls since. If anyone sees him, tell him to pay up soon, plus interest.

>>53 pokes skunks with a stick until they spray their skunk odor.
>>83 gives skunks to >>53

>>8 I just saw a guy with two trombones connected mouthpiece to mouthpiece. Is that the guy who has 2 trombones and a bottle of superglue?

My butt has a butt.

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>>13
The preview makes that look like a really smug face with square eyes.

>>14
It looks like DQN-kun with all his teeth smashed into a single block character.

~|😤|~

>>13
Your QR code is too messed up to scan.

>>17
It worked for me. I'm using an android app called QR Code Scanner by Unitag.I also have Mona font installed.

>>18
It's not Mona: it looks even more messed up in Mona.

>>19
What is the font? Because whatever it is, it works for me. I even manually changed it to Mona, and it still works.

>>20
After some more fiddling, it looks like it is supposed to be Mona, but with the standard spacing issues. So it doesn't work if you just paste it in a <textarea> that is set to Mona, but if the half-width spaces are collapsed (if it's outside a text area), it lines up.

>>22
Ok, switching to Text Art was a bad idea.
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>>22
Nope - I don't have any means of loading QR codes. Of course, if you want to post a link, you could just post the link.

>>25
Nah, you're just out of luck this time!

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Almost. You just need to force it to display in monospaced (try prefixing it with four spaces or one tab in wakabamark mode).

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>>31
Oh well. I'll try again another day.

>>53 did a shitty job of operating his business, so he got corporate welfare and did an even shittier job to get even more corporate welfare.

Every jump in >>53's platform games is a leap of faith jump.
>>83 programs >>53's platform games to have one life and a one hit kill.

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>>83 stole my Reebok pump shoes and inflated them until they exploded.

Either >>53 or >>83 is that useless janitor moron on that stupid imageboard site who got triggered like a wuss and reported me over his hurt feelings. Way to ruin my triumphant return, I'd rather save up tenbux now!

In fact, >>53 and >>83 are both guilty of this. What a giant twats they are!

>>53 Knows how to use false accusations of crimes to get what he wants.

>83 Is an attorney who backs up false accusations of crimes.

>>53 is the poster behind >>83
>>83 is the poster behind >>53

I heard a >>53 isn't that great. I don't know, though. I've never met the guy.

>>53 isn't all that interesting of a person.

>>53 and >>83 used different names in this thread:
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1351113079/

>>53 is the sort of guy who nobody likes, but he's also the sort of guy who nobody dislikes.

>>53 once called me a panda.

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>>53 fuck you spammer

Well at least you're not as bad as >>83

>>83 is a real jerk. a not upstanding guy at all

I'd rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in my ear than listen to >>83

>>83? I don't know a damn thing about >>83, but even his number sounds like he's a pretty bad dude...

>>83 carelessly disposes of his banana peels. Sometimes they make people fall, other times they just rot and stink up the place.

>>83 is kuso. FACT!

>>83 removes the rattles off of rattlesnakes and sells the snakes as pets. People don't realize they have been fooled until they get bitten.

>>83 pretends not to know that you're only pretending to be retarded

>>83 set fire to everybody's collection of Kantai collection figurines.

>>83 also thinks people care about Kantai collection.

>>83 is a suck lolicon pervert

>>83 found a way to frame others for his crimes. That is why people are angry about elves.

>>83 frick off

>>83 Found even more ways to get dumb people to multiply like rabbits and get smart people to avoid having children.

>>83 is the guy who holds down a fast queue in a supermarket.

>>83 makes atilla the hun look like a SAINT

>>83 doesn't care if non-burnable trash is in the burnable trash bag and doesn't care if burnable trash is in the non-burnable trash bag.
>>83 also doesn't recycle.

>>83 Takes 1/2 full bottles of apple juice and fills the other 1/2 with battery juice.

>>83 said mean and untrue things about me on the internet.

>>83 spams the front pages of textboards with threads like "I hate niggers and kikes". Then when he gets banned, he cries about "muh free speech".

>>83 goes on the internet and tells lies

>>83 probably wont even bother to read this thread

>>83 bumped into me on the train. On purpose!

>>83 places angry raccoons inside mailboxes.

>>83 took my father
>>83 -- not even once!

When I went to him asking for help with my anime addiction, >>83 spat in my face.

Are you getting all this >>83? If any of this is true, I'll feel even worse for standing next to you. I've tried to be polite but you should try harder to shower more often.

>>112 framed me for all of his deeds.

>>112 is a liar and a cheat.

>>112 is a master of disguise and uses all those disguises for evil purposes.

>>97 you're an identity expert right? Are >>112 and >>83 the same person?

>>97 is an untrustworthy JEW

>>112's favorite activities include dancing at a funeral, killing a dog during a birthing, forcing excrement into the mouth of a crying baby, fanning the flames of a burning house, taking a debtor's wife as payment, grabbing the nape of an elderly man, relieving himself in a well, poking holes in rice paddies, drivin, stakes through green pumpkins, stomping on the back of a hunchback, pushing down on a man squatting to relieve himself to cause him to sit in his own excrement, kicking the chin of a disabled man, wielding a stick at a dealer in pottery, stealing bones from graves, breaking an engagement by spreading malicious rumors, scuttling a ship in high seas, punching a boil on a man's face, slapping the cheek of a man with a toothache, and opening the lid of a neighbor's bean sauce jar in the rain.

>>112 Sold crankshafts to the Mitsubishi Eclipse factory.

>>112 drops various objects off of tall buildings to see what they do to people at the front door of the building.

>>112 murders pocket monsters

>>112 killed a pig and her baby with the same bullet because her husband was a Satanist

>>112 is the person who makes sure bags of chips are only halfway full

I don't like to point fingers but >>112 doesn't wash his hands after taking a dump

Let's just wait a minute, I'm sure >>97 will get to the bottom of this.

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Oh shit, someone just shot >>97 in the throat!

I don't know who it was, but let's just blame >>112.

everyone blaming >>112 is jisaku jien
it was >>83!

No, >>98, >>97 was just born a little retarded and >>112 is trying to exploit his disability to shift the blame from himself.

>>112 sold me a sound princess that sounds like someone taking a loud enormous crap.

>>112 Sneaks into offices and then prints hundreds of pages on their printers. After >>112 escapes, his victims have to pay about $70 to replace the inkjet cartridges that >>112 used up.

Well, >>112 what do you have to say for yourself?

>>112 has the most foul smelling cigars in the world and smokes them wherever there is a no smoking sign.

>>112 Installed noise cancelling equipment in The Loud House.

>>112 torched my tortoise