[Part V] ( ・ω・) Clonepa [Crap ass] (417)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8863 16:48

( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.

2 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8863 16:49

( ・ω・) You are a wonderful person.

3 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8863 16:49

( ・ω・) They should make a statue!

4 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8863 16:52

( ・ω・) I need a job.

5 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8863 17:00

In other news, the Pervocolypse continues as annoying
comic foil Beady Eyes takes over children's programming
for DQN TV after their flagship show Everybody L-
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7 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8864 02:57

( ・ω・) I should do that hanging on a palm tree bit again, that was good.

8 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8864 05:30

( ・ω・) Also were never doing a cold open again

9 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8864 12:58

( ・ω・) Hmm, it seems oddly quiet in here... as though someone or something were missing...

10 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8864 18:49

(・ω・ )
( ・ω・)
(・ω・ )
( ・ω・) ....

( ・ω・) Where are the other clones?

11 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8865 03:44

( ・ω・) Where's my pants?

12 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8865 16:43

( ・ω・) WHERE'S MY SUMMER SAUSAGE???

13 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8868 22:26

( ・-・) Hahaha! Just as I planned!

14 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8869 21:47

( ・ω・) Yay! Your plan worked!

( ・ω・) I'm so happy for you!

15 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8873 01:51

( ・ω・) Welp, time to die!

( xωx)

16 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8873 17:24

( ・-・) YES!!!!!!!

17 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8873 23:31

( ・ω・) Woohoo!

18 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8875 23:39

( ・ω・) Now it's your turn!

19 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8877 02:08

( ・-・) Yep! Time to start my new super-fun kids shows!
( ・-・)
( ・-・) Didn't you just die?

20 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8880 21:58

( ・ω・) No, that was me.

21 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8884 21:51

( ・ω・) Anyway, as I was saying, now it's your turn to die!

22 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8885 19:59

( ・-・) The whole recurring "Beady Dies" subplot is startlingly formulaic.
( ・-・) In fact,
( ・m・) you might say,
( ゚ m゚) I'm not into the whole "not being alive" thing.

23 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8885 20:51

( ・ω・) It's easy! Just put Xs over your eyes like this.
( xωx)
( ・ω・) And then cease all metabolic functions. You can do it!

24 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8890 20:34

( ・ω・) Go on, I believe in you!

25 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8890 20:58

( ・-・) NO!
( ・-・) Anyway, I have to create a new awesome kid show to replace your totally lame one that even though it was hugely popular I never met a single person who watched it not even me.

( ・-・)
( ・-・) You suck.

26 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8890 23:01

( ・ω・) Not even a little bit? C'mon, it's not like you're using those metabolic functions for anything important anyway.

27 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8891 19:52

( ・ω・) Like this.
( xωx)
( ・ω・) Come on, you can do it!

28 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8891 21:19

( ・-・) God, alright, fine, if it'll shut you up already.

( x-x)

29 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8891 23:31

| ・ิω・ิ) Check his pulse.
|. V ハ
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|__)_)

30 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8892 19:03

( x-x) No, there's no need to do that. I'm definitely dead.

31 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8892 19:20

( x-x) That wasn't me talking, by the way. That was gas leaking out of my bloated, rotting corpse.

32 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8893 20:51

( x-・)
( x-x) pfssssssssssssssssssssssssss

33 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8893 20:58

| ・ิω・ิ) Well his eyes are x's. As a doctor I know that means he's dead.
|. V ハ
|___:|__|)
|__)_)

34 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8894 15:31

| ・ิω・ิ) Throw him in the liquifier.
|. V ハ
|___:|__|)
|__)_)

35 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8894 17:50

( ・ω・) Right away, sir!

36 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8894 22:13

Heave ho!
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37 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8901 23:35

( ・ω・) Ahh, I'll miss Beady Eyes...

38 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8901 23:49

( ・ω・) Right after we drink him.

39 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8902 22:16

      iニi
     ,ノ, 、ヽ、
    i´ i:  l !
    |' ̄人 ̄~|
    |ぽ(脂)んiヘ⌒ヽフ
    | ジュース |・ω・ )He is ready!
    | 375ml と .ノ
    |   =   |∪
    ヽ___,ノ

40 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8904 06:21

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/  /   | |             (・∀・ ) This is getting too meta.
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41 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8905 21:53

 /二\
( ̄\_ク
( ・ω・) Howdy kids! After we wet our'n whistles with Beady Cola, we'll get back to our show!

42 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8905 22:06

( ・ω・)・ω・)・ω・)
`っ旦~っc□っ[]~

43 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8905 22:06

( -ω-)-ω-)-ω-) mmmmmmm
`っ旦~っc□っ[]~

44 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8905 22:07

Sluuuuuuurrrrrrrrp
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/  /   | |  /          (・∀・) Ewewwwwwwwwww!
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45 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8913 04:18

( ・ω・)

46 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8914 14:54

( ・ω・) Hm. No hint of prion disease in that one.

47 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8916 20:06

( ・ω・) Although actually, the aftertaste does seem a b--

( xωx) hrk

48 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8917 18:52

( xωx)xωx)xωx) hrrrrrrkkkkkk
`っ旦~っc□っ[]~

49 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8919 22:26

( ´ω`) That's it folks, show's over.

50 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8920 14:15

( ・ω・) let's eat mum, mum[i]![/i]

51 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8920 19:23

( ´ω`) You ate Mum years ago.
( ´ω`) Some of you did. They're probably long dead now.

( ´ω`) Poor Mumsy.

52 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8922 16:24

( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa!

53 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8922 17:17

( ・ω・)・ω・)・ω・)・ω・)・ω・) Hello everyone! Our name is Clonepa!

54 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8923 20:25

( ´ω`) Hello everyone! Their name is Clonepa!

55 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8924 21:26

( ・ω・) I'm so glad you were chosen as my new sidekick! You're much better than that stinky old Beady Eyes ever was.

56 Name: |' ̄人 ̄~| : 1993-09-8938 18:04

In other news, Star of the hit show "Everybody Loves Clonepa" Dropped his beloved partner and sidekick Beady Eyes this morning under the the claims that he was "Old" And "Stinky" Later that night a Drunken Beady Eyes was spotted urinating on Clonepa's Furni-
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/  /  | |       + ◇ ⊂(・ω・ ヽ That's enough news for today.
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57 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8949 18:55

( ・ω・) I need a new summer sausage.

( ・ω・) That much is clear. But where...

58 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8951 23:56

( ・ω・) I know!

( ・ω・) We're going to Italy!!

-cue theme music-

59 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8952 00:00

But little did they know, it was winter in Italy

60 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8952 19:21

(there will be a short pause as we frantically try to find some Italy themed AA)

61 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8977 23:52

( ・ω・) Here we are in beeeeyoutiful Italy!

( ・ω・) Look over there, it's the Eiffel Tower!

62 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8978 00:38

( ・ω・) Right there, under all the snow and discarded Domino's Pizza boxes!

63 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8978 04:21

( ・ω・) Wait a minute, this isn't Verona, Italy; it's Verona, Indiana!

64 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8978 15:11

( ・ω・) Everybody back onboard the Puce Moose!

---cue travel montage again---

65 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9004 21:41

( ・ω・) Well, we're finally here in beautiful Muncie, Italy!

66 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9005 15:52

( ・ω・) Here comes an Italian gentleman right now! I wonder if he can help.

( ・ω・) "Hoolio mi pastarama! Donde esta salsiccia di estate for pavor?"

67 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9005 16:04

∧__∧  ∩ Pastafazool!
( `ハ´)彡☆
 ⊂彡☆))ω・) awww
  ☆

68 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9005 19:39

( (#)ω・) I don't think pasta's all it's cracked out to be, anyways.

69 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9099 23:40

(・ω・) Now for Clonepa with the weather.
(・ω・) Omega storms all afternoon
(・Ω・) fuck

70 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9110 20:12

( ° ʖ °) Hola Clonemigo! I am stereotypical Italy Personage, here to converse in stereotypical Italy Personage ways with youse.

71 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9111 03:00

(・-・) Fuck off.

72 Name: ( ° ʖ °) : 1993-09-9122 17:48

( ° ʖ °) n e v e r . . .

73 Name: ( .ω.) : 1993-09-9122 18:13

  ∧,,,∧
  ( ・ω・) Hmm, tastes like prkrbetrippin...
  ( つ旦O
  と_)_)

  ∧,,,∧
  ( ・ω・)
  ( つ O. __
  と_)_) (__()、;.o:。
          ゚*・:.。
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  ⊂,_と(    )⊃  (__()、;.o:。 <cornchips
      V V           ゚*・:.。

74 Name: ( .ω.) : 1993-09-9122 18:16

( ・ω・) The show has been derailed, Obama is gone, and there's nothing I can do.

75 Name: ( .ω.) : 1993-09-9122 18:17

( ・ω・) The show has been derailed, Obama is gone, and there's nothing I can do.

76 Name: ( .ω.) : 1993-09-9122 18:18

( ・Ω・) fuck

77 Name: ( .ω.) : 1993-09-9122 18:19

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( ̄\_ク
( ・ω・)Another one is repeating itself? Do we need to get the liquifier running again?

78 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9123 15:57

( ´ω`) The liquifiers ran day and night. We were this close to snuffing it out when he arrived.

( ´ω`) He looked around and left, and then we snuffed it out.

79 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9123 20:17

( ・ω・) BROTHER!

80 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9125 18:48

In other news, the entire cast and crew of DQN-TV's
flagship children's show, Everybody Loves Clonepa, has
been liquified. Outbreaks of prion disease have been re-
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/  /   | |       + ◇⊂(・ω・ ヽ That's enough news for today.
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81 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9126 16:28

NBC shocked viewers Saturday night with a crude perverted sexual display that immediately followed the network’s breaking news announcement of the death of 2008 Republican presidential nominee Sen. John McCain of Arizona.

NBC followed the breaking news announcement by reporter Richard Lui by going straight to an America’s Got Talent segment that featured two topless men in orange pants performing on stage wearing dolphin heads while continuously simulating masturbating themselves in front of a marquee that read, “Dolphin Love Story”.
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/  /   | |       + ◇⊂(・ω・ ヽ Why won't this thing turn off?
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82 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9126 20:03

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83 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9149 04:07

A team of scientists announced today in the wake of Apple’s latest technological offerings that “anyone still a fan of this shit must be clinically retarded”.
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84 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9149 15:33

(|||ω・)Hello everybody! My name is Ringupa!

85 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9149 15:34

(|||ω・)You all die in a week now!

86 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9150 08:39

(・-・) Oh good, I was getting bored of being alive.

87 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9151 00:12

(|||ω・)You are already dead. You got liquified alive a while back.

(|||ω・)You were tasty.

88 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9151 17:58

(|||ω・)In any case, the rest of you viewers at home should get your affairs in order before September 9156, 1993.

(|||ω・)Because you'll die then when I crawl out of your monitor or TV or smartphone or tablet or other display device and kill you on that date.

89 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9151 18:52

( ・ω・) I know how this goes. It's time for the appropriate countermeasures.

...

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/  /   | |            ( `ハ´) How very kind of Mr. Clonepa to give me this VHS tape of kittens frolicking in the garden.
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90 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9153 20:23

One week later...
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91 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9195 20:26

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92 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9195 21:27

  <⌒/ヽ-、___
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93 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9195 21:28

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DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN

94 Name: ( .ω.) : 1993-09-9207 05:03

(|||Ω・) Fuck

95 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9230 17:11

I'm crawling out of this terebi to kill y -klik-
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96 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9352 19:22

        ∧_∧ That was a close one, kids!
       (´・ω・`)
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97 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9359 17:21

( ・-・) Not close enough for my taste.

98 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9359 18:16

  Hi.
(|||ω・) ( ・-・)

99 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9359 18:40

(|||ω・) (・-・ ) You are in serious need of a haircut, Crapass.

100 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9369 17:20

(  ・ω・) Have a gay day!

101 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9369 22:16

Dear Sir or Madam,

I am writing to you on this, the
occasion of my 100 GET, to formally
express my disappointment at your
recent network broadcast Everybody
Loves Clonepa's decision to capitulate
to the homosexual agenda by wishing
your viewers, quote, a gay day, unquote.
Not only does this run completely
counter to the family values that this
show should stand for, but, more
importantly, it undermines the
transgender agenda's vital work to turn
all the kids trans.

Yours faithfully,
Mr B. D. Eyes

          ∩∩
         (・-・ )
       ._φ ⊂)_
     /旦/三/ /|
     | ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| .|
     |_____|/

102 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9412 16:40

( ・ω・)σ I'm pointing at you!

103 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9412 17:47

( ・ω・)σ Yeah, you!

104 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9412 18:34

( ・-・) No, you.

105 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9412 19:27

( ・ω・)σ Not you, bubblebutt. The guy next to you!

106 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9412 22:14

(・ω・ ) Who, me?

107 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9412 22:20

( ・ω・)σ It's actually you, you're pointing at yourself!

108 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9414 09:15

(・ω・ ) What a twist!

109 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9415 21:21

( ・-・) Can we please go to commercial and end this stupidity?

110 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9415 21:49

( ・ω・)σ ( ・ω・)σ You shut your mouth, complainypants.

111 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9417 12:30

( ・ω・)σ ( ・ω・)σ ( ・ω・)σ Yeah, shut up, whingeytrousers!

112 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9418 01:34

( ・-・) Put the lowercase sigma back inside your pants where it belongs, you deviants. There are children watching.

113 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9418 22:23


                   ∧_∧
.                   (・ω・)
                ∧_c(,_u σ∧
.                (・ω・) (・ω・)
             ∧_c(_u σ c(,_u σ∧
.             (・ω・) (・ω・) (・ω・)
          ∧_c(_u σ c(_u σ c(,_u σ∧
.          (・ω・) (・ω・) (・ω・) (・ω・)
       ∧_c(,_u σc(_u σ c(_u σc(,_u σ∧
.       (・ω・) (・ω・) (・ω・) (・ω・) (・ω・)
    ∧_c(,_u σc(_u σ c(,_u σc(,_u σc(,_u σ∧
.    (・ω・) (・ω・) (・ω・) (・ω・) (・ω・) (・ω・)
 ∧_c(,_u σc(_u σ c(,_u σc(,_u σc(,_u σc(,_u σ∧
. (・ω・) (・ω・) (・ω・) (・ω・) (・ω・) (・ω・) (・ω・)
c(,_u σc(_u σ c(,_u σc(,_u σc(,_u σc(,_u σc(,_u σ

114 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9478 14:02

DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUFUCKDESU

115 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9479 19:50

        ___
      /|∧_∧|
      ||. (・ω・`| I'm afraid that's all we have time for this week.
      ||oと.  U| Tune in next time for a very special episode,
      || |(__)J| written and produced entirely by our very own Beady Eyes!
      ||/彡 ̄

         ___
        |    |
        |   o.|
        |    |
        |    |
         ̄ ̄ whamp

116 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9482 01:24

Holy shit I gotta get this script done!

          ∩∩
         (・-・ )
       ._φ ⊂)_
     /旦/三/ /|
     | ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| .|
     |_____|/

117 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9482 17:56

( ・ω・) Yeah, you sure do!

118 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9536 23:09

₍₍(ง˘ω˘)ว⁾⁾ Think I'll dance instead.

119 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9603 19:04

( ・ω・) Hello, boys, girls, and variations thereupon!

( ・ω・) It's time for the Everybody Loves Clonepa Christmas Special!

120 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9604 00:57

○   
|\  
(二二二) No one's watching this soulless cash-in,
(・ω・) I can dance now!
(_つ□O
|_[:]_|
(__)_)

  / ̄ ̄ヽ
  ○(二二二)
   (・ω・) ))
 (( ( つ ヽ  ♪
♪  >とノ )))
   (_ノ(_)


   / ̄ ̄ヽ
   (二二二)○ ♪
 (( (・ω・ )
   / ⊂ ) )) ♪
♪ ((( ヽつ<
   (_)ヽ_)

121 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9604 11:48

( ・-・) Hey, what the hell happened to my episode?

122 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9604 16:54

( ・ω・) It aired. Lowest ratings ever.

( ・ω・)

( ・ω・) Even lower than when we accidentally left the cameras on while they were in a storage locker.

123 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9604 19:23

( ・-・) But I'm still writing it!

124 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9604 20:25

( ・ω・) Well, you'd better hurry up, then. You've only got minus 124 days to finish it before it airs!

125 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9604 23:48

(・∀・) Never mind that hack scriptwriter. Is that RANTA CLAUS I see?!

126 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9605 16:18

ヽ(´з`)ノ Can anyone explain the EVA reference in the new Star Wars

127 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9605 19:57

(╭ರ_⌣́) Ethylene-vinyl acetate is used as padding in Stormtroopers' costumes.

128 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9605 22:08


  / ̄ ̄ヽ
 ○(二二二)  RANTA TAN,
   (・ω・) ))   RANTA TAN,
 (( ( つ ヽ  ♪ RANTA all the way!
♪  >とノ )))
   (_ノ(_)


   / ̄ ̄ヽ
  (二二二)○ ♪ Oh what fun
 (( (・ω・ )     It is to RAN
   / ⊂ ) )) ♪ In a RANTA TANTA TAN, hey!
♪ ((( ヽつ<
   (_)ヽ_)

129 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9606 20:01


     | \
     |Д`)   That bastard stole my act!
     |⊂
     |

130 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9614 02:10

... and then all the Clonepas will perform the synchronized cleaning their ears with Qtips extravaganza!

Closing: "That's our show for today, you little fuckass buttlicking
spitfarts! Tell your moms to take their pills!"
--- ---- ----- ---- ---

That oughta hold the little bastards!

          ∩∩
         (・-・ )
       ._φ ⊂)_
     /旦/三/ /|
     | ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| .|
     |_____|/

131 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9715 13:31

Tanasinn announces a mandatory two-week quarantine.
DQN has four confirmed cases and two suspecte-...
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 ____      clik     ∧_∧     
/  /   | |       + ◇⊂(・ω・ ヽ I've trained my whole life for this.
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||       ./_____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|       |l─────‐l|'

132 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9715 16:20

(・∀・) They say two weeks, but I heard the quarantine is going to last until the end of the month.

133 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9715 16:53

( ・ω・) Hey, kids! Remember, once you start showing signs of infection, it's time to climb into your bodybag and zip it up from the inside. This reduces the risk of infection to the hardworking sanitary worker who has to deal with your plague-ridden corpse!

134 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9716 01:52

( ・ω・) If someone sneezes near you, that's assault and you can use deadly force to defend yourself!

135 Name: vc: nillness : 1993-09-9716 01:57

( ・ω・) If someone tries to use deadly force against you, sneeze on them.

136 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9716 02:01

(・∀・) Wait, are we talking about the coronavirus or about Text Art formatting?

137 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9716 10:18

            __|_...|   
             |  | |
             |_| |
   __∩∩____ノ  |
  /| | ( ・-・) | .ノ   | Give it to me straight, Doc. Am I gonna make it?
 ||, 〜〜'⌒⌒ヽ〜-.、. |
 ||\   '  ,⌒ `  ゙ヽ
 ||\.\|| ̄| ̄| ̄| ̄| ̄||
    \|| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||
      || ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||

138 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9716 15:17

| ◎∧
| ・ิω・ิ) Make what?
|. V ハ
|___:|__|)
|__)_)

139 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9716 15:54

Clonepa tried to follow >>133's advice, but ended up dying sooner than expected and could not zip the entire thing up. This thread is now infected.

  <⌒/ヽ-、___
/<_/____/

140 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9716 19:00

            __|_...|   
             |  | |
             |_| |
   __∩∩____ノ  |
  /| | ( x-x) | .ノ   | aw fuck.
 ||, 〜〜'⌒⌒ヽ〜-.、. |
 ||\   '  ,⌒ `  ゙ヽ
 ||\.\|| ̄| ̄| ̄| ̄| ̄||
    \|| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||
      || ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||

141 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9717 02:01

  ⊂⊃
 ∧_∧
( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.

142 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9717 02:05

 ⊂⊃
∧_∧
( ・ω・) God, you suck at AA. Let's try that again.

 ⊂⊃
∧_∧
( ・ω・) No, I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to God. Obviously.

143 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9717 10:04

⊂⊃
∩_∩
( ・-・) Wow, I can't believe even I went to Heaven.

144 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9718 03:27

 ⊂⊃
∧_∧
( ・ω・) It's as easy as typing "sage" in the link field.

145 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9729 19:13

In other news, the price of crude oil dropped to zero today.
If you want a free barrel, just call Beady Eyes at BR549 and-
 ̄ ̄V ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
 ____      clik     ∧_∧     
/  /   | |       + ◇⊂(・ω・ ヽ Nah.
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||       ./_____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|       |l─────‐l|'

146 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 11:08

        _⊂⊃_
      /|∧_∧|
      || (・ω・ | Well, that's all for our species!
      ||oと.  U| Tune in next time for cephalopods developing sentience
      || |(__)J| and creating their own, superior civilisation.
      ||/彡 ̄

         ___
        |    |
        |   o.|
        |    |
        |    |
         ̄ ̄ whamp

147 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 14:33

Hallo ich heiße Clonepa

148 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 15:10

ooo

149 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9739 11:38

                      、
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   /:/ |::::|     |:::::::::::::::::::::|ノ:::/  ノl::i
   |::l.  \\,,___|::::::::::::::::::::::|::::/    |::l
   !:::l    ヾ、:::::::〉;;::::::::::::::;;〈ノ     /:::|
   ヾ:`ヽ、,,,,_〉:::I):::・ω・:::(I.___,,,ノ:::::l  Hello, everyone! My name is Cephalopa.
     ヾ:::::::::::::::::::::〉::::::::::::::::〈::::::::::::::::;;/
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   //    /:::::::::::::::::::::;;;:::::::::::::::ヽ.   l:::|
  /::/    /:::::/`i:::::::::| |::::::::ト、::::::ヽ.  ヾヽ.
  ヽ:ヽ._/::::;/  l:::::::::| .|::::::::l ヽ::::::ヽ、_ノ::::〉
   ヽ;:::::::;;/   .|::::::::| |:::::::|   ヽ、::::::::/
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             /::::::/  ヽ::::ヽ.     rr'
          /::::/    ヽ::::ヽ.,,__/:l
      〈、____,,..ノ:/       `'' --―'
     `ー--'''´

150 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9739 20:14

⊂⊃
∩_∩
( ・-・) I take issue with Clonepa's parting implication that we were the same species.

151 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9740 02:02

 ⊂⊃
 ∧_∧
( ´ω`) You are. I altered the Clonepa genome to create you so we'd have someone to beat up on without feeling bad about it.

152 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9740 10:49

⊂⊃
∩_∩
( ・-・) Grandpa? Wow, they're just letting anyone into Heaven these days, are they?

153 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9740 15:50

 ⊂⊃
 ∧_∧
( ´ω`) This ain't Heaven. It's just the waiting room.

154 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9740 16:00

⊂⊃
∩_∩
( ・-・) Then how come we all have halos?

155 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9741 21:08

 ⊂⊃
∧_∧
( ´ω`) That's a zero. It's your percentage probability of getting into Heaven.

156 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9744 22:14

 ⊂⊃
∧_∧
( ´ω`) I, on the other hand, have season tickets.

157 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9746 09:53

 💯
.∧_∧
(・∀・) Hey guys, what's up?

158 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9746 22:29

 ⊂⊃
∧_∧
( ´ω`) Did you know that even when using Arabic numerals, Hebrew is still written right to left?

 ⊂⊃
∧_∧
( ´ω`) In other words, nice 0.01% you've got there.

159 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9747 19:29


 100
.∧_∧
(◯-◯)    You've made a slight miscalculation. Where do you see

 100
.∧_∧
( ⏥_⏥キ   ...a decimal point?

∧_∧ ∧_∧  __|二二|__
(・д・) (・д・) ξ(・д・)ξ

 100
.∧_∧
( ⏥_⏥)   That's right. When the digits are read right to left, the whole number "1" denotes full probability measure. In other wo-

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                   \_____/     /_/
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                           \━━━━━\


∧_∧
( ´ω`)   Now, back to my thread.

160 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9748 08:13

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before we died and somehow ended up taking over Clonepa's thread?

161 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9781 23:57

( ・ω・) Do you want to join my club? The Ku Klux Clonepa Club

162 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9782 01:47

( ´ω`) Clonepa, you're black. Just like the rest of us.

163 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9782 22:59

( ・ω・) It's a D&D club! I got the idea from seeing a bunch of guys dressed as wizards.

( ・ω・) Roll for initiative!

164 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9783 01:12

(・∀・) Dibs on playing the Inquisitor class!

165 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9783 01:30

( ・ω・) Is Gikopoi still around? We should carve out our own autonomous zone there and run out of food!

166 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9783 06:39

(・∀・) Dibs on being the gun-toting rapper who butts in, assaults people and brings the cops down on us!

167 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9783 09:48

( ・-・) My drow elf rogue waits until the rest of the party is asleep, then slits their throats and steals all their gold.

168 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9789 20:00

(・∀・) Bjerk.

169 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9899 19:25

 ̄ ̄V ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
 ____      clik     ∧_∧     
/  /   | |       + ◇⊂(・ω・ ヽ This episode sucks. When's the Halloween special?
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__|_|       ./______//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|       |l─────‐l|'

170 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9916 22:44

      ,_ ,、_,、
     (  ( ・ω・) Hello Everyone! Our Halloween Special will not be shown
     `u-`u-u´ as everyone has been wearing masks for 7 months already. 

171 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9917 11:30

( ・-・) My entire existence is a mask.

172 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9920 16:58

( ・ω・) Go be a faggot somewhere else, Beady.

( ・ω・) Instead of a Halloween special, we will be showing a best of Clonepa's Synchronized Extravaganzas, with a heartwarming tribute to our dear departed Ice Cream Clonepa.

173 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9923 14:21


  / ̄ ̄ヽ
 ○(二二二)  RANTA TAN,
   (・ω・) ))   RANTA TAN,
 (( ( つ ヽ  ♪ RANTA all the way!
♪  >とノ )))
   (_ノ(_)


‽  / ̄ ̄ヽ
  (二二二)○ ‽ Oh what fun
 (( (・ω・ )     It is to RAN
   / ⊂ ) ))   I guess today's the wrong day!!
‽ ((( ヽつ<
   (_)ヽ_) ‽

174 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9923 14:25

( ・ω・) It's not even December yet.

175 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9923 22:22

   >┴<   ⊂⊃
 -( ゚∀゚.)-            ⊂⊃
   >┬<
            /⌒ヽ
           / ´_ゝ`) is this the real life
           |    /
           | /| |
           // | |
          U  .U
;;⌒::.;;.⌒⌒/   /| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/  ̄/::. :; ;⌒⌒:.:⌒:;⌒;;⌒
..  ,::.;  /   /| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/   /.., ,; .:   ,,。,.(◯)   ::
  : :::., /   /| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/   /,,;  (◯)  ::: ヽ|〃  ;;:
.  ,:.; /   /| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/   /.., ,; :ヽ|〃  ,,。,    ::;;,

176 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9923 22:29

( ・ω・) No, this is Clonepa [Crap ass]. The real life is the next door on the left.

177 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9924 20:01

( ・ω・)⚔(・-・ ) Have at you!

178 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9925 17:26

( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)(・ω・ )(・ω・ )(・ω・ )
( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)(・ω・ )(・ω・ )(・ω・ )
( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)(・ω・ )(・ω・ )(・ω・ )
( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)⚔(・-・ )(・ω・ )(・ω・ )(・ω・ )
( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)(・ω・ )(・ω・ )(・ω・ )
( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)(・ω・ )(・ω・ )(・ω・ )
( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)(・ω・ )(・ω・ )(・ω・ )

179 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9925 23:47

(ˣ-ˣ )               ( ・ω・) You're weak

180 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9926 12:26

( ・-・) 1v1 me, noob.

181 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9926 19:16

( ・ω・) We are all one.

182 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9929 22:07

( ・ω・) I’ll never forget the feeling of your cold skin against mine and the sight of those haunted blue eyes usually so full of mirth, as you slowly dragged me downward into the watery graveyard where the ruined home of your people lay.

183 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9930 16:04

( ・ω・) You should hire someone to dry that place out.

184 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9930 16:39

( ・-・) My eyes have never been full of mirth. They've only been full of hatred and beadiness.

185 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9930 18:29

_**Clonepa: Crap Ass**_

186 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9930 23:28

Everybody Loves Clonepa will be back after these messages!

187 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9931 03:30

| ◎∧
| ・ิω・ิ) Sometimes, life is hard when you're too hard. Do you think that you or a loved one may have uncontrollable boner syndrome? Ask your doctor if Castrato™ is right for you. Sideeffectsmayincludeheadachedrowsinessmusclepainsexualdysfunctionblooderuptingviolentlyfromthepenisanddeath.

| ◎∧
| ・ิω・ิ) Castrato™. You deserve to relax.

188 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9932 02:04

( ✧≖ω≖) Are you feeling unwell? Have you been getting some strange looks recently? With Cosmepa™ you are prone to become a confident, more beautiful retard.
( ✧≖ω≖) Cosmepa™. For you ugly people out there.

189 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9933 12:09

               r-──-.   __
          / ̄\|_CD_|/  `ヽ
         l r'~ヽ ゝ__.ノヽ/~ ヽ l
         | |  l ´・ ▲ ・` l   | | / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
         ゝ::--ゝ,__∀_ノヽ--::ノ< Hey, Clonepa! I'm your new wisecracking animal sidekick!
            ̄ / 丶'  ヽ::: ̄   \___________
            / ヽ    / /:::
           / /へ ヘ/ /:::
           / \ ヾミ  /|:::
          (__/| \___ノ/:::

190 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9934 16:36

.apenolC si eman yM !enoyreve olleH (・ω・ )

191 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9934 19:25

( ・-・) Aha! My evil plan to trap you in the mirror dimension was successful!

192 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9934 20:06

( ・-・)   |      (・ω・ ) .gnol rof toN

( ・-・)  *~●    (・ω・ )

( ・-・)   ː̗̤̣̀̈̇ː̖́.•     (・ω・ ) boom.

193 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9934 20:07

  █▬▬ (・ω・ )
( >-<)

194 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9935 15:53

( x-x)

195 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9935 19:32

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ −! i Rabbit burgers half off today!
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ      (''''''''')
  /__i |丱!|      ( x-x)
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==   THE REI'S DINER    ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

196 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9935 20:03

(;´∀`) Mmm, could I have a double rabbit burger, no tomato, extra mayo?

197 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9936 16:59

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂 ・ ・ ! i No. We're already closed.
\ヽ .ゞ ω ノノ  
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ      (''''''''')
  /__i |丱!|      ( x-x)
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==   THE ■■■ DINER   ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

198 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9938 13:32

  ∩∩
 ( ・-・) Hey, can I have my mangled, mutilated corpse back, please?
 (∪∪
  ) ノ
 ( (
  )ノ

199 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9938 20:05

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ −! i Your what?
\ヽ .ゞ )- ノノ  
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ  
  /__i |丱!|  
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==   THE REI'S DINER    ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

200 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9938 20:06

( ・ω・) I like my 200gets with cinnamon and honey.

201 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9939 14:18

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ −! i  Sorry, we're all out.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  Can I interest you in some powdered asbestos and human bile, instead?
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==   THE REI'S DINER    ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

202 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9939 21:56

( ・ω・) Oooo, yes! With extra sauce!

203 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9940 12:44

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ −! i  Oh dear, looks like your 200get has already expired.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  Shame how fast those things go off, isn't it.
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==   THE REI'S DINER    ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

204 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9940 19:23

( ・ω・) Worst taco truck ever.

205 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9940 20:35

(・`∍´・) (メ`へ´) (#¬٨¬) The Shithouse Boys are back.

206 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9941 12:52

( ・ω・) I thought we killed you off in the season three finale.

207 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9941 16:13

(・`∍´・) (メ`へ´) (#¬٨¬) Oh. It's been a while. Slipped our mind. We'll get out of here.

208 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9941 16:19

(´・∍・)

209 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9941 22:27

(´・∍・) H-hey, uh, I heard you lost your sidekick recently, and, well, my eyes are pretty beady too, so...

210 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9949 21:49

                                  ∧_∧  
  c―――――――――――――――――――――( ・ω・) Long Clonepa is long.
  し―――――――――――――――――――――し-J

211 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9949 22:49

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            ∧_∧  
  c――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――( ・ω・) Did you know that you can scroll horizontally using shift+scroll?
  し――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――し-J

212 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9950 02:48

( ・-・) I use a trackpad, so I can just scroll sideways

213 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9950 12:45

       -‐‐- 、
    /     ヽ
    !  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
    i  乂-‐ −! i  Sorry, we're all out of that.
    \ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  
      ``フ i´
        / \ノゝ
      /__i |丱!|                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 ∧_∧  
  c―――つ―つ―――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――( ・ω・) Can I have an extra long backrub, please?
  し―――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――し-J

214 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9972 16:26

 ̄ ̄V ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
 ____      clik     ∧_∧     
/  /   | |       + ◇⊂(・ω・ ヽ This episode sucks. When's the Christmas special?
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__|_|       ./______//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|       |l─────‐l|'

215 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9978 09:35

( ・ω・)︻╦╤─ All right kids, now get out your kalashnikovs. It's time for the War on Christmas to begin!

216 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9980 16:38

Ho ho ho!
There he is! Blast 'm!
BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM!
Mother of mercy! Is this the end of Santa?
-stab with huge knife kind of noise-
Yay kids! We killed Santa!
 ̄ ̄V ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
 ____               ∧_∧     
/  /   | |             (・∀・ ) Booo.
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__| |       ./_____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|       |l─────‐l|'

217 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 21:26

 。☆  ∧_∧  ∧_∧  。        
     ヽ(・ω・)人(・-・)ノ           
      (O  ) (  O)
☆。:.+:+。  ̄∪  ∪ ̄ 。☆o。。。

218 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9994 19:38

         ,ハ,,,ハ  (ヽ_/) ∩w∩ ∧,,∧ γ''""ヽ ヘ⌒ヽフ
         ( ・ω・) (・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・) U ・ω・U ・ω・)
         ( ∪∪ ( ∪∪( ∪∪ ( ∪ ∪ o(,,∪∪ つ と)
     ‐''"´'''"""''"`''""`"""''''''"´'''"""''"`''""""'''"''''''"`"""''''``'‐

219 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 20:42

( ・ω・) I lost my hat.
( ・ω・) Wait, have I never had one?

220 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 21:42

\|/
―●―― / ̄\ ⊂⌒⊃
/|\ /〜〜〜\⊂⊃
⊂⌒⌒⌒⊃/人\\\
⊂⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒⊃\\\\
.  ∧_∧
  ( ・ω・) At least September's almost over.
  (つ▽と)

221 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 23:32

( ・-・) That's what you think, is it?

222 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 23:36

( ・ω・) Do you remember the 21st night of September?

223 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 23:50

( ゚ ヮ゚) Of course! That was the day an AOL CD came through the mail and my family took our first cruise down the information superhighway!

224 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 23:51

( ゚ ヮ゚) The WORLD WIDE WEB!!

225 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 16:18

( ・ω・) What's that?

226 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 20:28

( ・-・) When Atlach-Nacha, the Spinner in Darkness, emerges from beneath Mount Voormithadreth in the forgotten land of Hyperborea, it shall weave a web across the entire world in which we will all be cocooned and digested.

( ・-・) I can hardly wait.

227 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 10:35

( ・ω・) Why does he spin in darkness? Can't he turn the lights on?

( ・ω・) ߷

228 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9999 07:25

( ゚ ヮ゚) You obviously don't have one of those fidget spinners with flashing LEDs. They're much more radical in the dark.

229 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9999 11:16

( ・ω・) Do they also come with Bluetooth speakers?

230 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10008 23:12

 _____
 ゝ、==@(ヾ
  (  ・ω・) |彡⌒ ミ
  // У ノ( `・ω・) Clonepofficer, >>229 stole my bluetooth speakers!
 (フ==◎=|と   ニア
  (__)_) しーJ

231 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10009 15:20

 /  | ̄ ̄ ̄| ♫
|  | ░ ◎ ░ |♪
|  | ░ ⧂  ░ |
\|___| ( ・ω・) What? I can't hear you over my loud DJ CLONEPA album!

232 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10019 18:25

( ・-・) All Clonepofficers Are Bastards.

233 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10019 19:53

 _____
 ゝ、==@(ヾ
  (` ・ω・) |彡⌒ >>232 I have self defense protection and I'm not afraid to use it bucko
  // У ノ(
 (フ==◎=|
  (__)_)

234 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10021 00:39

( ・-・) Why are you holding >>230's toupée?

235 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10021 01:33

 _____
 ゝ、==@(ヾ
  (  ・ω・) Because I forgot to erase that part and then I
  // У ノ thought it was my arm.
 (フ==◎=|
  (__)_)

236 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10021 18:00

 _____
 ゝ、==@(ヾ
  (  ・ω・) ∧_∧
  // У ノ( `・ω・) Clonepofficer, >>233 stole my toupée!
 (フ==◎=|と   ニア
  (__)_) しーJ

237 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10022 00:17

_____
 ゝ、==@(ヾ
  (` ・ω・) |彡⌒ ミ You try and take it from me and I'll go postal!
  // У ノ
 (フ==◎=|
  (__)_)

238 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10023 01:36

( ゚ ヮ゚) Cop Fight! Cop Fight!

239 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10065 13:31

 _____
 ゝ、==@(ヾ
  (` ・ω・) |彡⌒ ミ No, I mean I'll quit and join the postal service instead.
  // У ノ
 (フ==◎=|
  (__)_)

240 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10076 23:58

( ・ω・) Oh, so you don't have to go to court every time you kill somebody, right?

241 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10077 11:16

 _____
 ゝ、==@(ヾ
  (  ・ω・) | No, only if someone saw you.
  // У ノ
 (フ==◎=|
  (__)_)

242 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10091 03:10

( ・ω・) Did you know? The counter at the front page is the number of deceased Beady Eyes.

243 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10091 08:25

( ・ω・) And with a donation of just $5 a month from generous viewers like you, we can ensure that that counter continues ticking upwards for generations to come.

244 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10209 06:57

                   As I walk along the Bois de Boulogne
                   With an independent air
                   You can hear the girls declare
                  "He must be a millionaire!"
                   You can hear them sigh and wish to die,
               .∧_∧   You can see them wink the other eye
       ,ハiヽミ   (・ω・ ) At the man who broke the bank at Monte Carlo!
       /"・,, ミミ.O==O )             ≡ =
      (。/ )   ミi┬ し'..‐'⌒ヾミミミミ彡
        ノ    |_|_____.| "    )               ≡ = = -
       ,( 、  ,,)_.||_彡(  ,,ノ   = ―
         //( ノ."    ,ノ.ノ, (      ≡ ==
      //   \Yフ  , '/  い        三 ≡ = ―
      くノ     "  くノ    //"三
   ,.,,, ,.,,,      ,,,     くノ   ,,, ,         ,.,,,

245 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10210 10:55

( ・-・) I'm the man who'll break your back with my car-oh.

246 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10218 17:37

( ・-・) The wickwheat is winnowed, and under the harrow, the earth is prepared for planting. The n'wah must die, and their flesh serve to sweeten the soil.

247 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10221 21:39

( ・ω・) Boo!

248 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10221 22:42

( oOo) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

249 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10222 09:44

( ・ω・) Hey, kids! I'm trapped in the Shadow Dimension. Please don't move your mouse cursor away, or I'll cease to exist!

250 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10222 10:30

               /ヽ、
              / ∧  ',
             / /:| |:ヽ i
  iヽ、        / /:::| |:::::', |        __
  |  `ヽ、     / /::::::| |:::::::', |  _ -‐'´  /
   ヽヾヽ ` 、 /  /:::::::::||:::::::', レ" /:// /
    \ヾ\:.`−--,/:::::::::::| |::::::::::ー'::::///
     ヽ ヾ\::::|ヽ |\::::::| | |:::/ヽ::/ /∠____
      ヽ,ヾ、`| | || | |\| | |/i| i /:/      /
 ____ヽ、 j | || | |iヽ∨/ || |_二三二二>/
  \ ヾヽ、― / / /  ̄ ̄ |   _三三二ミヽ、
    ヽヽ ヽ::::| | / ∠ヽ、   ,二ニ_イr |::/
     ヽr‐-! | || |ト弋=ツi  代=ツ//ノ∠
      {  i ハl l|ヽー-  i, -―' /レ'/
      ヾ  ',ヽ|| | \__ r‐,  /∠__   Don't tell me what to do.
   r‐f'´i´ヽ  ', リ'´  |ト ニ-イ/i  | |   And draw your last pathetic card so I can end this.
   l | |  {>〉ヽ|   || ̄[[二ト |  | |_
   { { ヽ__/  |-―┴‐ァ  ̄ {}「 ̄/┐
  ,イ\ヽ({]  j__/ \   |`ニニ {i}| /  i_
  ヾヽ、_  ̄ /| |\   |{i}  {} |/  i/ /|、
   \    ̄ / /    |{}  {i} |  |/  \
     ヽニニニイ      |{i}  {} |  |   / ヽ、
         ヽ、     | {}fo7__|  |//    i

251 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10223 14:16

               /ヽ、
              / ∧  ',
             / /:| |:ヽ i
  iヽ、        / /:::| |:::::', |        __
  |  `ヽ、     / /::::::| |:::::::', |  _ -‐'´  /
   ヽヾヽ ` 、 /  /:::::::::||:::::::', レ" /:// /
    \ヾ\:.`−--,/:::::::::::| |::::::::::ー'::::///
     ヽ ヾ\::::|ヽ |\::::::| | |:::/ヽ::/ /∠____
      ヽ,ヾ、`| | || | |\| | |/i| i /:/      /
 ____ヽ、 j | || | |iヽ∨/ || |_二三二二>/
  \ ヾヽ、― / / /  ̄ ̄ |   _三三二ミヽ、
    ヽヽ ヽ::::| | / ∠ヽ、   ,二ニ_イr |::/
     ヽr‐-! | || |ト弋=ツi  代=ツ//ノ∠
      {  i ハl l|ヽー-  i, -―' /レ'/
      ヾ  ',ヽ|| | \__ r‐,  /∠__   Shadow Realm?
   r‐f'´i´ヽ  ', リ'´  |ト ニ-イ/i  | |   I'm sending you to http://dis.4chan.org/!
   l | |  {>〉ヽ|   || ̄[[二ト |  | |_
   { { ヽ__/  |-―┴‐ァ  ̄ {}「 ̄/┐
  ,イ\ヽ({]  j__/ \   |`ニニ {i}| /  i_
  ヾヽ、_  ̄ /| |\   |{i}  {} |/  i/ /|、
   \    ̄ / /    |{}  {i} |  |/  \
     ヽニニニイ      |{i}  {} |  |   / ヽ、
         ヽ、     | {}fo7__|  |//    i

252 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10226 10:51

( ・ω・) By mentioning That Place, you just activated my trap card!

253 Name: :-^) : 1993-09-10397 13:52

Whoa

254 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10398 00:22

( ・-・) The price of Yugioh cards has gotten absolutely insane lately, and is not ok. To learn more about the reasons why they are so expensive google “Yugioh inflation”

255 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10477 11:48

        ___
      /|∧_∧|
      ||. (・ω・`| That's all for our show this time, kids.
      ||oと.  U| Tune in next time for our special educational episode about staying safe online!
      || |(__)J| 
      ||/彡 ̄

         ___
        |    |
        |   o.|
        |    |
        |    |
         ̄ ̄ whamp

256 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10484 21:34

( ・ω・) くぉぬぱ

257 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10485 11:35

Remember to always use your real name online!
That way people will know they can trust you.
       V       ∩_∩     
      ∧_∧     (・-・ )  < Delete System32 to make your computer run faster.
     ( ・ω・)    /  ⌒i  
 ̄\  /   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/.  |     
 ̄ ̄| /   ./ NEOPETS / . | |
 ̄| |(__ニつ/_____/_| |____
田| | \___))\    (u ⊃
ノ||| |  

258 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10608 08:30

If someone online asks to meet you in person, give them
your address and meet them at home first, where it's safe!
       V       ∩_∩     
      ∧_∧     (・-・ )  < Ask your family or roommates for some privacy.
     ( ・ω・)    /  ⌒i  
 ̄\  /   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/.  |     
 ̄ ̄| /   ./ NEOPETS / . | |
 ̄| |(__ニつ/_____/_| |____
田| | \___))\    (u ⊃
ノ||| |  

259 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10609 04:55

         _,...,_
     (ヽ_ !"〈╋〉`!  /)
   ((⊂ iつゝ-─-イ⊂ i つ))
      ノ / |(・)。(・)|   ゝ.ヽ
    (_└─ ヾ三ヲ└―'  ノ  Got privacy?
       ̄ ̄|     .l ̄ ̄´

260 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10609 04:57

         ,...,
     (ヽ_ !"〈╋〉`!  /)
   ((⊂ iつゝ-─-イ⊂ i つ))
      ノ / |%(・)。(・)%|   ゝ.ヽ
    (_└─ ヾ三ヲ└―'  ノ  Got privacy?
       ̄ ̄|     .l ̄
V2

261 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10609 04:57

         ,...,
     (ヽ_ !"〈╋〉`!  /)
   ((⊂ iつゝ-─-イ⊂ i つ))
      ノ / |(・)。(・)|   ゝ.ヽ
    (_└─ ヾ三ヲ└―'  ノ  Got privacy?
       ̄ ̄|     .l ̄
V3

262 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10609 09:31

( ・-・) Nobody found that funny.

263 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10609 19:51

( ・ω・) Nobody finds you funny either, but I still let you on my show because you're my best friend.

264 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10610 16:28

  ,,..,,,,
/ ,' 3  `ヽーっ
l   ⊃ ⌒_つ
`'ー---‐'''''"

265 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10665 19:16

( ・ω・) I'm just glad that god is finally dead.

266 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10665 22:21

( ´ω`) Clonepa, for the last time, that wasn't God, that was the smoke detector.

267 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10666 08:23

( ・ω・) What's the difference?

268 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10666 12:04

( ´ω`) God's the pile of feathers and interwoven halos in the basement, slumbering fitfully as He dreams of the day when He will awaken and purify this sinful plane in righteous hellfire. Whereas, the smoke detector is a tool for detecting smoke.

269 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10707 12:05

( ・ω・) Oh no! We've finally made it to Bethlehem, but there's no room at any of the inns, and I'm so pregnant my water could break at any moment...

270 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10806 17:43

( ・ω・) I can't believe the Christmas special was cancelled. Do you guys know how hard it was to get an actual human uterus with live fetus implanted into my abdomen?

271 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10822 03:47

( ´ω`) You don't have an abdomen.

272 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10831 08:31

     __/二二二\___
  /○     |[FAG]|    ○\
  |────┏━━┓────|
  |━━━┓┃┏┓┃┏━━━|
lol |(´∀`)┃┃┃┃┃┃(・∀・)| HERE COMES THE MAN TRAIN!
  |━━━┛┃┗┛┃┗━━━| CHOO CHOO
  |────╂──╂────|
  |        ┃    ┃        |
  |        ┃    ┃        |
  | ●     ┃    ┃     ● |
   |  @   ┃    ┃   @  |
   |___ .二二二. ___|
    │    │[=.=]|    |
    └─────────┘
      ─//────\\─
    ─//──────\\─
 ─ // __∧_∧_   ──\\─
       |(  ・ω・)| <What's that gay noise?
       |\⌒⌒⌒\
       \ |⌒⌒⌒~| 

273 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10899 12:48

( ・ω・) Oh, it wasn't a uturus after all. It was just a water balloon.

274 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10899 12:57

( ・ω・) And that wasn't a live human fetus inside it after all, either! It was just a dead human fetus.

275 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10899 13:33

( ・ω・) Our Christmas special was a wet bag of LIES!!!

276 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10899 14:03

In other news, beloved child actor Clonepa has resigned in
disgrace after it emerged that he lied about his recent
pregnancy. Audiences around the world are---
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 ____      clik     ∧_∧     
/  /   | |       + ◇⊂(・ω・ ヽ I can't bear to watch...
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__|_|       ./______//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|       |l─────‐l|'

277 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10899 16:55

Annoying comic foil Beady Eyes was quoted as saying "Ha! What a stupid bitch!" while stuffing his face with bean enchiladas and Mountain Dew in preparation for a gastric bypass. His surgeon recommended the meal, saying that the resulting explosion would be fu---
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 ____            ∧_∧     
/  /   | |      (・ω・ ) I could watch that a little.
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||       ./_____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|       |l─────‐l|'

278 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10899 16:57

( ・ω・) Wow, I sure fucked that post up.

( ・ω・) They should make a statue!

279 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10899 23:05

( ・-・) I'm commissioning a stonemason as we speak.

( ・-・) They said they'd throw in a free tombstone if you want to commit suicide out of shame.

280 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10900 23:42

( ・-・) My mistake, it was actually a Freemason.

281 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10901 11:42

|  // /
|// /┃
 / ̄  ┃ 
 |   ∧┃∧
 |   ( ・ω・) Goodbye, everyone! My name was Clonepa.
 |    U U
 |    UU
 |       (○)
 |       ヽ|〃
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

|  // /
|// /┃
 / ̄  ┃ 
 |   ∧┃∧
 |   ( xωx) 
 |    U U
 |    UU
 |       (○)
 |       ヽ|〃
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

282 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10901 15:14

(・∀・) Ooh! Ooh! My first guess is the letter 'E'!

283 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10901 18:35

|  // /
|// /┃
 / ̄  ┃ 
 |   ∧┃∧
 |   ( xωx)  _ _ _ _ E _ _ / _ _ _ _ / _ _ _
 |    U U
 |    UU
 |       (○)
 |       ヽ|〃
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

284 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10938 14:02

( ・ω・) I'm trying to grow a Clonepa in Easter hay.

285 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10938 22:27

( ・ω・) Is it supposed to pulsate like that?

286 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10941 20:14

  ∧ ∧     ┌──────────────────────
  ( ・ω・)   < The answer of >>283 is "Clonepa died lol"
   \ <     └───/|───────────────────
    \.\______//
      \       /
       ∪∪ ̄∪∪

287 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10958 20:12

Later, on today's very special episode of Everybody
Loves Clonepa:
Vat vill ve do widda drunkken Clonepa?
Vat vill ve do widda drunkken Clonepa?
Vat vill ve do widda drunkken Clonepa
Early yin de Mjorningge!
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 ____               ∧_∧     
/  /   | |             (・∀・ ) Booo.
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__| |       ./_____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|       |l─────‐l|'

288 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10958 20:16

( ・-・) Why are they using the Norwegian cast?

289 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10958 20:20

( ・ω・) We liquified the local cast a while ago, to contain an outbreak of the clone flu.

290 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10959 11:43

( ・ω・) Hellø eværyone! My nåme is Norsk Clønepå!

291 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10959 11:56

( ・-・) A Clønepå once bit my sister...

292 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10961 09:53

エルビス飛鳥の復活

293 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10961 20:08

( ・-・) Elvis-Aska is utterly irrelevant outside Japan, so shut up about that idiot.

294 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10962 11:34

( ・ω・) You're utterly irrelevant outside 4-ch, so how's about we shut up about you!

295 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10962 12:40

( ・-・) I'm actually a pretty big deal on tumblr.com.

296 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10962 16:17

( ・ω・) You wish. The Tumblr girls are all busy watching that clip of me drinking milkshake and succumbing to narcolepsy.

297 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10963 16:29

( ´ω`) It's fun to watch the girls who imitate you, trying to get a piece of your fame. They suck on the milkshake, wait to spontaneously fall asleep, and then look sooooo disappointed when they just get fatter.

298 Name: ( ´w`) : 1993-09-10972 18:38

( ´ω`) or even better, get infected with prion disease.

299 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10984 14:00

( ・-・) 300get!

300 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10984 15:00

( ・ω・) You need to 300GET better at timing your posts, buddy!

301 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10998 12:15

        ___
      /|∧_∧|
      ||. (・ω・`| Well, that's all for this week, folks.
      ||oと.  U| Tune in next time for the spooktacular Halloween psychological horror special!
      || |(__)J| 
      ||/彡 ̄

         ___
        |    |
        |   o.|
        |    |
        |    |
         ̄ ̄ whamp

302 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10999 17:14

Next up, we reluctantly let Beady Eyes have another show.
We wouldn't be too upset if you changed the channel now.
"Hey! What is the DEAL with all these fucking cats and ladles anyway?"
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 ____               ∧_∧     
/  /   | |             (・∀・ ) Oh for God's sake.
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__| |       ./_____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|       |l─────‐l|'

303 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10999 17:57

And another thing, what ever happened to---
Wait, what was that sound? You guys heard that too, right?
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 ____
/  /   | |
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__| |        / _____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|       |l─────‐l|'

304 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10999 18:54

What's the DEAL with that repetitive thumping sound?
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 ____
/  /   | |
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__| |        / _____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|       |l─────‐l|'

305 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10999 20:42

( ´ω`) Sorry, didn't realise you were still recording. I'll try to be quieter next time I'm upstairs fucking your mom.

306 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11002 02:21

( ・ω・) He has a mom? News to me!

307 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11002 13:01

( ´ω`) Someone has to sign his permission slips.

308 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11002 15:53

                 ☆
                 | 
             ,. -‐  ̄三 ‐-
           /       三  三\
          /          三三ヽ
          /    _ | |     三三 ヽ
         /   ( ●)  (● )  三三ヽ
        /      。。      三三ヽ
        /  v-――---―‐‐--、  三三\     Yo, is this the right place for the Halloween special?
      /   i__,......._____.........._  `l   三三\
     /    !、    ....................,ノ    三三. \
   /        ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄          三三  \
  / 、  ヽ、..___               .三三   \
  (_.....:::.  ...........................  .______...................   ==  _ __)

309 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11002 19:05

♪Sore sore sore dokoisho! DO KOI SHO!♪
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 ____               ∧_∧  Nice beat.   
/  /   | |             (・∀・ ) Can't understand a fucking word of it.
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__| |       ./_____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|       |l─────‐l|'

310 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11003 14:55

♪はいはいはいはい!♪
♪両親をハンマーでぶっ殺しちゃおうね!♪
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 ____               ∧_∧  
/  /   | |             (・∀・ ) Whatever, it's probably just some boring love song.
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__| |        / _____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|       |l─────‐l|'

311 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11003 17:30

♪殺して殺して殺して!♪
♪野球バットで彼女を殴る!♪
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 ____               ∧_∧  
/  /   | |             (・∀・ ) The lead singer looks like Vampire Little Bo Peep.
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__| |        / _____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|       |l─────‐l|'

312 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11017 17:06

( ・-・) Okay, seriously, what the hell is that noise? Not that noise, the other one.

313 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11047 19:11

( ・ω・) I've been informed that you are listening to your mama's bean enchilada farts.

314 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11047 23:24

( ・ω・) If you listen carefully, you can hear the jiggling as her fat pendulous butt cheeks resonate with the airflow.

315 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11051 06:06

(・∀・) Clonepa! Show me your original face before your mother and father were born!

316 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11051 17:06

( ・ω・) What are these mother and father things of which you speak?

317 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11051 23:03

( ・ω・) The only mother I know is the cloning vat, and the only father I know is The Grand Pa!

318 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11052 18:20

( ・ω・) He is the grandest of all Pas!

319 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11052 19:29

(    ) Anyway, here's my original face.

320 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11054 04:33

( ´ω`) You're not my son.

321 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11054 10:47

( ・ω・) Does that make me your daughter?

322 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11054 13:46

( ´ω`) No, you're one of an endless line of personal organ donors.

( ´ω`) Because of your sacrifices, I will be immortal.

323 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11054 22:52

( ・ω・) Yayyyyy!

324 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11056 02:44

( ・ω・) My life for you!
( xωx)

325 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11056 06:07

( ´ω`) Perfect timing, I need the money from those kidneys for hookers and blow.

326 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11063 14:46

      ,,
     /´o ヽ <Good Morning
   ,.ィゝ     l   
    ̄ヽ     l
       l     ヽ___
     /  ,,...---`ニニニ==、,,__
     l  / ヽ ヽ ヽ ヽ ヽ ヽ ヽ l三三三>
      |  iヽ ヽ ヽ ヽ ヽ ヽ ヽ/三三/''ー- 、
     ヽ. ヽ、ヽ ヽ ヽ ヽ ヽ.∠三=‐''´>‐--‐'
       ヽ、`'''ー‐---‐'''´_,,...--‐'''´
         `''ーッ--t_,r'''´
        _/._/

327 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11063 15:20

      ,,
     /´o ヽ <Mind if I have a quick peck at the entrails of that dead Clonepa?
   ,.ィゝ     l   
    ̄ヽ     l
       l     ヽ___
     /  ,,...---`ニニニ==、,,__
     l  / ヽ ヽ ヽ ヽ ヽ ヽ ヽ l三三三>
      |  iヽ ヽ ヽ ヽ ヽ ヽ ヽ/三三/''ー- 、
     ヽ. ヽ、ヽ ヽ ヽ ヽ ヽ.∠三=‐''´>‐--‐'
       ヽ、`'''ー‐---‐'''´_,,...--‐'''´
         `''ーッ--t_,r'''´
        _/._/

328 Name: ゼリーさん !p9m3de0ojQ : 1993-09-11063 19:49

Mr Clonepa, want a sip of my coffee?
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        /ヽ       /\
       /::::::::::ヽ     /::::::::ヽ
       |:::::::::::::::ヽ___/::::::::::::|
      _ヽ:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::/_
/⌒\ヽ:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::ノ_
|::::::::::::::|/⌒\::::::::::/::::::\::::::/⌒ヽ:::ノ__
\_/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ノ     )::::ノ
/            _/      ノ:/
|      ノ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄    __/ ̄
\_∧_./ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\/| ̄ ̄|__  
             |  |_|   |
              |__|   |__|
            /:::::::::::::::\
           /:::::::::::::::::::::::::::\
         /:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::。:::\
         /::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::。∫∫゚::ヽ
        /:::::::::::::::::::/^ー:r ̄ ̄ ̄i:::l
        |:::::::::::::i /   ,ノ、__ノ::::|

329 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11063 22:10

( ・ω・) Uhh....

330 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11064 12:12

( ・ω・) Sure!

331 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11064 12:41

  ∧,,,∧
  ( ・◎・) slrrrp
  ( ゙ノ ヾ
  と_)_)

  ∧,,,∧
  ( ・ω・) Hmm, tastes like recurring gag...
  ( つ旦O
  と_)_)

  ∧,,,∧
  ( ・ω・)
  ( つ O. __
  と_)_) (__()、;.o:。
          ゚*・:.。
      _ _  ξ
    (´   `ヽ、     __
  ⊂,_と(    )⊃  (__()、;.o:。
      V V           ゚*・:.。

332 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11064 16:23

       ,,
      /´o ヽ <Mmm, tasty entrails!
    ,.ィゝ     l   
    █ ヽ     l
     ▀  l     ヽ___
    ■  /  ,,...---`ニニニ==、,,__
      l  / ヽ ヽ ヽ ヽ ヽ ヽ ヽ l三三三>
       |  iヽ ヽ ヽ ヽ ヽ ヽ ヽ/三三/''ー- 、
      ヽ. ヽ、ヽ ヽ ヽ ヽ ヽ.∠三=‐''´>‐--‐'
        ヽ、`'''ー‐---‐'''´_,,...--‐'''´
      __     `''ーッ--t_,r'''´
    (▀█▆`ヽ _/._/
  ⊂,_と(    )⊃
      V V


       ,,
      /´x ヽ 
    ,.ィゝ     l   
    █ ヽ     l
     ▀  l     ヽ___
    ■  /  ,,...---`ニニニ==、,,__
      l  / ヽ ヽ ヽ ヽ ヽ ヽ ヽ l三三三>
       |  iヽ ヽ ヽ ヽ ヽ ヽ ヽ/三三/''ー- 、
      ヽ. ヽ、ヽ ヽ ヽ ヽ ヽ.∠三=‐''´>‐--‐'
        ヽ、`'''ー‐---‐'''´_,,...--‐'''´
      __     `''ーッ--t_,r'''´
    (▀█▆`ヽ _/._/
  ⊂,_と(    )⊃
      V V

333 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11064 16:50

( ・ω・) Hello, everyone! My name is Clonepa!

334 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11064 22:46

( ・ω・) But my friends call me Meat.

335 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11065 01:36

        /ヽ       /\
       /::::::::::ヽ     /::::::::ヽ
       |:::::::::::::::ヽ___/::::::::::::|
      _ヽ:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::/_         Well, It appears to be my fault. >>331
/⌒\ヽ:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::ノ_         
|::::::::::::::|/⌒\::::::::::/::::::\::::::/⌒ヽ:::ノ__         
\_/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄        )::::ノ
/            __     ノ:/
|      ノ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄   ヽ__/ ̄
\_∧_./ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\/| ̄ ̄|__  
             |  |_|   |
              |__|   |__|    
             /::::::::::::::::::::´:::ヽ       
             i::::::::丶::::ヽ:::::::::::ヽ      
             r ::::::::::ヽ、__)旦(_丿    
              ヽ、___:::::::::::ヽ:::::ヽ    
              と___ノ_ノ     

336 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11065 01:38

>>333
        /ヽ       /\
       /::::::::::ヽ     /::::::::ヽ
       |:::::::::::::::ヽ___/::::::::::::|
      _ヽ:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::/_         Well, It appears to be my fault.
/⌒\ヽ:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::ノ_         
|::::::::::::::|/⌒\::::::::::/::::::\::::::/⌒ヽ:::ノ__         
\_/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄        )::::ノ
/            __     ノ:/
|      ノ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄   ヽ__/ ̄
\_∧_./ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\/| ̄ ̄|__  
             |  |_|   |
              |__|   |__|    
             /::::::::::::::::::::´:::ヽ       
             i::::::::丶::::ヽ:::::::::::ヽ      
             r ::::::::::ヽ、__)旦(_丿    
              ヽ、___:::::::::::ヽ:::::ヽ    
              と___ノ_ノ     

337 Name: ゼリーさん !p9m3de0ojQ : 1993-09-11065 01:39

Anyways, I forgot to put the name, and double post, my bad.

338 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11065 14:27

( ・ω・) Unforgiveable.

339 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11065 21:14

(´・ω・`) wait how did the bird survive?

340 Name: ゼリーさん !p9m3de0ojQ : 1993-09-11065 22:39

>>339
        /ヽ       /\
       /::::::::::ヽ     /::::::::ヽ
       |:::::::::::::::ヽ___/::::::::::::|
      _ヽ:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::/_         I don't know
/⌒\ヽ:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::ノ_         
|::::::::::::::|/⌒\::::::::::/::::::\::::::/⌒ヽ:::ノ__         
\_/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄        )::::ノ
/            __     ノ:/
|      ノ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄   ヽ__/ ̄
\_∧_./ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\/| ̄ ̄|__  
             |  |_|   |
              |__|   |__|
        ⊂⌒ヽ  /:::::::::::::\_/⌒つ
         \::::丶:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: 7
          \:::ノ:::::::::::::::::::::::ト、_/

341 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11066 14:57

( ・-・) Clonepa, this is the lamest Christmas special you've ever aired.

342 Name: ゼリーさん !p9m3de0ojQ : 1993-09-11066 22:50

>>341
 ∧_∧        
 ( ・ω・)=つ≡つ 〃(・-・ ) ミ 
 (っ ≡つ=つ (・-・ )  O(・-・ ) whooshwoosh
 /   ) ババババ Oヽ(    )〃ノO "
 ( / ̄∪         ∪∪

343 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11067 13:01

            ☆
            ,ィ‰、
           ノ☆从、
          ノノノ人∂  When's he going to get out his festive winter sausage already?
          ''⌒┃⌒`゛   /⌒○/⌒○
 ____     田     (二二) (二二)
/  /   | |  /        (・∀・) (´ω` ) Any minute now...
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__| |  \    ./_____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|        |l─────‐l|'

344 Name: ゼリーさん !p9m3de0ojQ : 1993-09-11068 01:45

        /ヽ       /\
       /::::::::::ヽ     /::::::::ヽ
       |:::::::::::::::ヽ___/::::::::::::|
      _ヽ:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::/_
/⌒\ヽ::::::::::::::::::::|⌒\/⌒|::::::::::::ノ_
|::::::::::::::|/⌒\::::::::ヽ__・∧・/:::/⌒ヽ:::ノ
\_/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ノ     )::::ノ
/            _/|     ノ:/  < Whatcha doin' Gramps and (・∀・)?
|      ノ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ し/__/ ̄
\_∧_./ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\/| ̄ ̄|__  
             |  |_|   |
              |__|   |__|
            /::::::::::::\
            |:::|::::::::::::|:::|

345 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11069 15:22

  ☆
            ,ィ‰、
           ノ☆从、
          ノノノ人∂  
          ''⌒┃⌒`゛   /⌒○/⌒○
 ____     田     (二二) (二二)
/  /   | |  /        (・∀・) (´ω` ) Just checking out the annual Christmas special porno on HBO
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__| |  \    ./_____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|        |l─────‐l|'

346 Name: ゼリーさん !p9m3de0ojQ : 1993-09-11070 07:46

        /ヽ       /\
       /::::::::::ヽ     /::::::::ヽ
       |:::::::::::::::ヽ___/::::::::::::|
      _ヽ:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::/_
/⌒\ヽ::::::::::::::::::::|⌒\/⌒|::::::::::::ノ_
|::::::::::::::|/⌒\::::::::ヽ__・∧_・/:::/⌒ヽ:::ノ__
\_/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ノ     )::::ノ      Clonepa, What am I browsing?
/            _/|     ノ:/
|      ノ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ し/__/ ̄
\_∧_./ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\/| ̄ ̄|__  
             |  |_|   | ___________
              |__|   |__| l |             |
             ノ::::::::::::::::::\      | |             |
           /´:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::       | |             |
          |:::::::::::l::::::::::::::::::::::::       .| |             |
          ヽ:::::,,-ー_~、⌒)^),-、    .|_|___________|
          ヽ ___,ノγ⌒ヽ)ニニニニ   _|_|__|_

347 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11070 15:12

       A,,,,,,A   Oh no, is that a big muscular virile wolf I see?
    ,,,,,,∠    ゙ゞ And I'm just a helpless, innocent little lamb...
 ヾ,;'   ゝ*,,・-・)  He could do *anything* to my nubile little baby goat body and I'd be powerless to resist!
  ;' 、,,,,,,,  ;; ,,◇:'  ...Yiff yiff?
  |_j l_j |_j゙l_j

348 Name: ゼリーさん !p9m3de0ojQ : 1993-09-11070 20:13

               A,,,,,,A  
            ,,,,,,∠    ゙ゞ 
        /ヾ,;'   ゝ*,,・-・)\
       /:::::::::;' 、,,,,,,,  ;; ,,◇:':::ヽ
       |:::::::::::|_j l_j |_j゙l_j::::::::::::|
      _ヽ:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::/_
/⌒\ヽ::::::::::::::::::::|⌒\/⌒|::::::::::::ノ_
|::::::::::::::|/⌒\::::::::ヽ__・∧_・/:::/⌒ヽ:::ノ__
\_/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄        )::::ノ
/            ___    ノ:/
|      ノ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄    __/ ̄
\_∧_./ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\/| ̄ ̄|__  
             |  |_|   |
              |__|   |__|
            /::::::::::::\
            |:::|::::::::::::|:::|


               A,,,,,,A  
            ,,,,,,∠    ゙ゞ 
        /ヾ,;'   ゝ*,,・-・)\
       /:::::::::;' 、,,,,,,,  ;; ,,◇:':::ヽ
       |:::::::::::|_j l_j |_j゙l_j::::::::::::|
      _ヽ:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::/_
/⌒\ヽ::::::::::::::::::::|⌒\/⌒|::::::::::::ノ_
|::::::::::::::|/⌒\::::::::ヽ__・∧_・/:::/⌒ヽ:::ノ__
\_/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄        )::::ノ
/            ___    ノ:/      What are you doing on top of my head?
|      ノ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄    __/ ̄
\_∧_./ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\/| ̄ ̄|__  
             |  |_|   |
              |__|   |__|
            /::::::::::::\
            |:::|::::::::::::|:::|

349 Name: ゼリーさん : 1993-09-11077 22:16

 ハ,,ハ
( ゚ω゚ ) Hello everyone! My name is Apenol C.

350 Name: ゼリーさん !p9m3de0ojQ : 1993-09-11095 03:29

  ∧_∧
 ( ・ω・) It's been many days since this thread has been bumped...
  (∩∩)

351 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11108 23:04

( ・ω・) unacceptable!

352 Name: ゼリーさん !p9m3de0ojQ : 1993-09-11109 02:44

     ○ 三 ○
   彡  ∧_∧  ミ
  ○  ( ・ω・ )  ○  I can spin my arms around!
   ヾヽ\ y  ) 彡
    ○ /三  ○
     ∪ ̄ ̄\)

353 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11117 10:36

( ・-・) Has the annoying tripfag taken the hint and left yet?

354 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11121 14:21

i hope he dies

355 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11122 00:03

        ___
      /|∧_∧|
      ||. (・ω・`| Well, that's all we have time for this week!
      ||oと.  U| Tune in next time for the long awaited episode in which we finally reveal Beady's tragic backstory!
      || |(__)J| 
      ||/彡 ̄

         ___
        |    |
        |   o.|
        |    |
        |    |
         ̄ ̄ whamp

356 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11132 09:16

(・∀・) What's a "sand job"?

357 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11132 20:59

( ´ω`) It's when you hang out in the desert and don't ask silly questions, now pick up a shovel and start pouring the sand in this hole filled with dead Beady clones.

358 Name: ゼリーさん !p9m3de0ojQ : 1993-09-11133 06:48

( ・-・ )

/         ヽ
|  ● − ●   |
ヽ         ノ

359 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11133 12:02

(・∀・) Grandpa, that one's still alive!

360 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11133 16:29

( ´ω`) Hang on, I'll take care of it.

361 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11133 19:29

( ・-・) Y-you'll take care of me? You mean you'll feed me and give me a place to stay and look after me lovingly?

362 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11134 20:10

( ´ω`) Hey, why don't you come on over to my domicile?

363 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11134 21:51

( ・-・) Yes please! Thank you mister!

364 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11134 22:16

( ・-・) I completely trust you to do the right thing, Grandpa, sir.

365 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11134 23:07

(・∀・) GRANDPA WAIT! THATS THE REAL BEAD- NOOOOOO!

366 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11135 16:25

( ´ω`) Just come right over here. Don't mind the rotating knives.

367 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11135 16:54

(・∀・) Oh, you're taking him through... yeah, okay objection withdrawn.

368 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11136 11:19

( ・-・) You're like the father I never had, I trust you with my life!

369 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11137 03:11

( ・ω・) No, I am your father.

370 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11137 04:12

( ・-・) but ( ´ω`) told me you raped him

371 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11137 14:38

( ・-・) Hey what the fu( ´ω`) Don't mind me, just passing through dialogue.

372 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11137 15:13

( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is ( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is ( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is ( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is ( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is ( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is ( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is ( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is ( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is ( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is ( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is ( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is ( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is ( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is ( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is ( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is ( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is ( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is ( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is ( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is ( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is ( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is ( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is ( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is ( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is ( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is ( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa!

373 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11137 20:55

( ・-・) Thanks for showing me your rotating knife display by the way, it was really neat.

374 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11139 00:44

( ´ω`) You're welcome! Have fun!

( ・-・) What did he mean by th OH HOLY SHIT

         oink!!ー       ∩∩
    、__,,,ノw、          (;・-・) Charging razorback hawg outta nowhere!!
  三 ( = = .・`e       = ⊂   )
     ゙vv-vv"       = ミ三三彡

375 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11140 19:53

(″・_・) This Clonepa show sucks
〜(,_uuノ

376 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11143 01:17

( ・ω・) Show's not on this week. I don't know what you're watching.

377 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11143 13:34

( ・ω・) Oh yeah, Beady's tragic backstory: nothing bad ever happened to him, he's just like that. The end.

378 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11143 18:30

( ・-・) Your not gonna tell them how you stole my critically acclaimed show then got it cancelled and brought me in as a tsukkomi to bump up your ratings tanking my career in the process and the agonizing depression of being typecast and realizing this is my life now?

379 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11143 19:54

( ・ω・) Nope!

380 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11144 00:05

( ・-・) Damn you.

381 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11144 07:11

( ・ω・) Who are you again?

382 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11144 14:26

( ・-・) I am the anger resonating through the streets at night. I am the coming storm. I am the unknowable shape in the darkness. I am the beast and the hunter as one. But you might know me simply as... Your Doom.

383 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11145 16:39

( ・ω・) Larry?

384 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11145 16:59

( ・ω・) No... can't be Larry. We skeletonized him after he was rude to one of us.

( ・ω・) He was tasty.

385 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11145 17:00

( ・ω・) No... can't be Larry. We skeletonized him after he was rude to one of us.

( ・ω・) He was tasty.

386 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11145 17:03

( ・ω・) No... can't be Larry. We spabmooztwabbleforxittydoqutionisclickclickpop

( xωx)

387 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11146 04:47

( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.

388 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11146 14:04

( ´_⊃`) Hello everyone, my name is Larry.

389 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11147 01:12

( ・ω・) Hello Larry. You were tasty.

390 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11147 12:08

( ´_⊃`) I miss having flesh...

391 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11154 04:34

( ・-・) I don't have food in my fridge. Just body parts.

392 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11154 11:30

( ・-・) Sometimes I put out cigarettes on my own arm just to see if I still feel pain.

393 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11155 00:24

( ・-・) I will let you down.
( ・-・) I will make you fart.

394 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11155 10:42

( ・-・) I'm a bad boy. I'm the type of guy your mama told you to stay away from.

395 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11156 03:05

( ・ω・) sorry who are you again? I was just on the line with the producers

396 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11156 14:03

( ・-・) I'm Junior, Grandpa's wisecracking teenage sidekick.

397 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11157 21:24

( ・-・) Hello, my name is Clonepa.

398 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11157 21:41

( ・-・) Hello kids!

399 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11157 21:47

( ・-・) MIttens!

400 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11157 21:47

( ・ω・) 400getsaywhat?

401 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11158 01:54

( ・-・) 400ge- oh, you fuckknuckle.

402 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11158 02:29

( ・ω・) you know your never getting your show back after those public indecency charges? Your lucky you can even work here even though we made you do it

403 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11158 09:47

( ・-・) At least I know how to use apostrophes.

404 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11158 12:17

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405 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11158 20:14

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       /      ,' /       !          /
      ,. '          !./          ,'    ,    /
      /           !'          i    / -   ̄ `ヽ、
      /,.ィ 77>、   ,'           '.           `.
    /´///////,ヽ  ,'             \      ,. ィ 777ヽ.
   ,'//////////∧,'              \   , './//////∧
  ,'///////////〃                  \ ,'./////////ハ
  / ///////////                 ヽ/////////// |

406 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11159 10:24

         ,..-‐::::::::::::::::::::‐-..、
        //://::::::Nwヘ:::::::`ヽ
       /〃^〃^:::::::::::::iN! ! ハヘト.ハ
     /::::::::::::::::::::/::://:,:::::::N! N!Wi!.ハ
     /:::::::::,イ〃//:/A//}}:::::::!::::!::::::!:N
    //|::::::|トi!|/ 'レ行ミ、〃::::::::!:::::::::!::::|
     i:||::::垳     じリ/::::::::::::::::::::::::::::|
      |! |:::|:::!r'   ""乂:::::::::A:::::::::::::::|
      ! Y八 r‐、  イ::>― <Y::::i:∧
        |! |:ヽ`  //´  ヽ  乂ト、i!:::|
          j |:i:|`ァT:/     l  ||ト、ヽ\
            |:|:| |:レ'i      | 〃ヾ \ヽヽ
        |:|:|/|:レj   ___/リ   \__)):::::\ 
        /,:/:/|/|  ̄  /〃       r- 、::::)
       ///〃/ ||  /  /  ∠ ィ___77A┼>、
       〃 {{ |ト、||     //__7 ̄/ /ノ≠≦==iト≧=- _
       {{  ヽ|Y!    / ,. -、{`-{ -〈 /.‐/7-ヽ‐-》___》__〉-、-、
       ヽ   i! !  _,. /   `‐┴--ヽ__〈/-‐'´ ̄     ` <「ヽ
              ,'/レ7                    :          ヽ.ト、
          ,' ト、_./                  i∩∩ OH MY GOD I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO DIE
          ,' LV                     !・-・) WHAT HAS THIS GIRL BEEN EATING‽
          ,'/L/                 ,'            Vヘ
         ,'|_/_.,'                   ,.'             |ヽ
        ,' ヽ.V               ∧_∧ That's not your line, Beady! You're supposed to say
        /   ,'                 ( ・ω・) "bloody stool is the first sign of colorectal cancer, always consult your doctor!"
   r 、 fヘV   .,'                 /-‐'-イ             ;、/
  ⊂ニ、 `. 〈    i             /    /            ∧┼
     ヽ.___> |               /    /              ∧ 〉-
           |               /   ,'                 /- 〉'´
            |               /    .,'                /」_/_
            |            /    ,'                /´
         |          /     ;           /
           |        /       i          /
            | 〃       /      |             /
        / '     ,  /        |           /
       /      ,' /       !          /
      ,. '          !./          ,'    ,    /
      /           !'          i    / -   ̄ `ヽ、
      /,.ィ 77>、   ,'           '.           `.
    /´///////,ヽ  ,'             \      ,. ィ 777ヽ.
   ,'//////////∧,'              \   , './//////∧
  ,'///////////〃                  \ ,'./////////ハ
  / ///////////                 ヽ/////////// |

407 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11159 19:00

( ・ω・) 凸 Hi Beady!

408 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11160 11:40

         ,..-‐::::::::::::::::::::‐-..、
        //://::::::Nwヘ:::::::`ヽ
       /〃^〃^:::::::::::::iN! ! ハヘト.ハ
     /::::::::::::::::::::/::://:,:::::::N! N!Wi!.ハ
     /:::::::::,イ〃//:/A//}}:::::::!::::!::::::!:N
    //|::::::|トi!|/ 'レ行ミ、〃::::::::!:::::::::!::::|
     i:||::::垳     じリ/::::::::::::::::::::::::::::|
      |! |:::|:::!r'   ""乂:::::::::A:::::::::::::::|
      ! Y八 r‐、  イ::>― <Y::::i:∧
        |! |:ヽ`  //´  ヽ  乂ト、i!:::|
          j |:i:|`ァT:/     l  ||ト、ヽ\
            |:|:| |:レ'i      | 〃ヾ \ヽヽ
        |:|:|/|:レj   ___/リ   \__)):::::\ 
        /,:/:/|/|  ̄  /〃       r- 、::::)
       ///〃/ ||  /  /  ∠ ィ___77A┼>、
       〃 {{ |ト、||     //__7 ̄/ /ノ≠≦==iト≧=- _
       {{  ヽ|Y!    / ,. -、{`-{ -〈 /.‐/7-ヽ‐-》___》__〉-、-、
       ヽ   i! !  _,. /   `‐┴--ヽ__〈/-‐'´ ̄     ` <「ヽ
              ,'/レ7                    :          ヽ.ト、
          ,' ト、_./                  i∩ OH GOD NO IT'S PULLING ME BACK IN
          ,' LV                     !・) SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
          ,'/L/                 ,'            Vヘ
         ,'|_/_.,'                   ,.'             |ヽ
        ' ヽ.V                 ,.小               ト、
        /   ,'                 ,. '´ ノ ;              ! .!
   r 、 fヘV   .,'                 /-‐'-イ             ;、/
  ⊂ニ、 `. 〈    i             /    /            ∧┼
     ヽ.___> |               /    /              ∧ 〉-
           |               /   ,'                 /- 〉'´
            |               /    .,'                /」_/_
            |            /    ,'                /´
         |          /     ;           /
           |        /       i          /
            | 〃       /      |             /
        / '     ,  /        |           /
       /      ,' /       !          /
      ,. '          !./          ,'    ,    /
      /           !'          i    / -   ̄ `ヽ、
      /,.ィ 77>、   ,'           '.           `.
    /´///////,ヽ  ,'             \      ,. ィ 777ヽ.
   ,'//////////∧,'              \   , './//////∧
  ,'///////////〃                  \ ,'./////////ハ
  / ///////////                 ヽ/////////// |

409 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11160 23:46

( ・ω・) Bye Beady!

( ・ω・) .....

( ・ω・) He'll be back. He always comes back.

410 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11161 11:24

In other news, beloathed child actor Beady Eyes has been
anal vored to death again. Eyewitnesses described the
incident as extremely f--
 ̄ ̄V ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
 ____      clik     ∧_∧     
/  /   | |       + ◇⊂(・ω・ ヽ Again?
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__|_|       ./______//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|       |l─────‐l|'

411 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11161 21:40

--as extremely fat women with funny hair colors stood in
a public park and screamed briefly, then collapsed exhau-
 ̄ ̄V ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
 ____      clik     ∧_∧     
/  /   | |       + ◇⊂(・ω・ ヽ hate the news...
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||       ./_____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|       |l─────‐l|'

412 Name: ゼリーさん !p9m3de0ojQ : 1993-09-11162 02:55

        /ヽ       /\
       /::::::::::ヽ     /::::::::ヽ
       |:::::::::::::::ヽ___/::::::::::::|
      _ヽ:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::/_
/⌒\ヽ::::::::::::::::::::|⌒\/⌒|::::::::::::ノ_
|::::::::::::::|/⌒\::::::::ヽ__・∧_・/:::/⌒ヽ:::ノ__
\_/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄        )::::ノ
/            __     ノ:/
|      ノ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ |_ノ__/ ̄ < Clonepa, Is nothing good on?
\_∧_./ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\/| ̄ ̄|__
             |  |_|   |
              |__|   |__|
            /::::::::::::\
            |:::|::::::::::::|:::|

413 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11162 22:57

         ,..-‐::::::::::::::::::::‐-..、
        //://::::::Nwヘ:::::::`ヽ
       /〃^〃^:::::::::::::iN! ! ハヘト.ハ
     /::::::::::::::::::::/::://:,:::::::N! N!Wi!.ハ
     /:::::::::,イ〃//:/A//}}:::::::!::::!::::::!:N
    //|::::::|トi!|/ 'レ行ミ、〃::::::::!:::::::::!::::|
     i:||::::垳     じリ/::::::::::::::::::::::::::::|
      |! |:::|:::!r'   ""乂:::::::::A:::::::::::::::|  I'm going to have to ask you to order something or get out.
      ! Y八 r‐、  イ::>― <Y::::i:∧
        |! |:ヽ`  //´  ヽ  乂ト、i!:::|
          j |:i:|`ァT:/     l  ||ト、ヽ\
            |:|:| |:レ'i      | 〃ヾ \ヽヽ
        |:|:|/|:レj   ___/リ   \__)):::::\ 
        /,:/:/|/|  ̄  /〃       r- 、::::)
       ///〃/ ||  /  /  ∠ ィ___77A┼>、
       〃 {{ |ト、||     //__7 ̄/ /ノ≠≦==iト≧=- _
       {{  ヽ|Y!    / ,. -、{`-{ -〈 /.‐/7-ヽ‐-》___》__〉-、-、
       ヽ   i! !  _,. /   `‐┴--ヽ__〈/-‐'´ ̄     ` <「ヽ
              ,'/レ7                    :          ヽ.ト、
          ,' ト、_./                   i            Vヘ
          ,' LV                     !          Vヘ
          ,'/L/                 ,'            Vヘ
         ,'|_/_.,'                   ,.'             |ヽ
         ,'|_/_.,'                   ,.'             |ヽ
        ,' ヽ.V               ∧_∧               ト、
        /   ,'                 ( ・ω・) But this is my home!
   r 、 fヘV   .,'                 /-‐'-イ             ;、/
  ⊂ニ、 `. 〈    i             /    /            ∧┼
     ヽ.___> |               /    /              ∧ 〉-
           |               /   ,'                 /- 〉'´
            |               /    .,'                /」_/_
            |            /    ,'                /´
         |          /     ;           /
           |        /       i          /
            | 〃       /      |             /
        / '     ,  /        |           /
       /      ,' /       !          /
      ,. '          !./          ,'    ,    /
      /           !'          i    / -   ̄ `ヽ、
      /,.ィ 77>、   ,'           '.           `.
    /´///////,ヽ  ,'             \      ,. ィ 777ヽ.
   ,'//////////∧,'              \   , './//////∧
  ,'///////////〃                  \ ,'./////////ハ
  / ///////////                 ヽ/////////// |

414 Name: ゼリーさん !p9m3de0ojQ : 1993-09-11164 02:20

            ,..-‐::::::::::::::::::::‐-..、
           //://::::::Nwヘ:::::::`ヽ
          /〃^〃^:::::::::::::iN! ! ハヘト.ハ
         /::::::::::::::::::::/::://:,:::::::N! N!Wi!.ハ
         /:::::::::,イ〃//:/A//}}:::::::!::::!::::::!:N
/⌒\    //|::::::|トi!|/ 'レ行ミ、〃::::::::!:::::::::!::::|
|::::::::::::::|/⌒\::::::::ヽ__・∧_・/:::リ/::::::::::::::::::::::::::::|
\_/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄    乂:::::::::A:::::::::::::::|  What have I become?
/            __  >― <Y::::i:∧
|      ノ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ |_/ /´  ヽ  乂ト、i!:::|
\_∧_./ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\/     l  ||ト、ヽ\
                  i      | 〃ヾ \ヽヽ
               j   _/リ   \__)):::::\ 
                |  ̄  /〃       r- 、::::)

415 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11164 16:35

         ,..-‐::::::::::::::::::::‐-..、
        //://::::::Nwヘ:::::::`ヽ
       /〃^〃^:::::::::::::iN! ! ハヘト.ハ
     /::::::::::::::::::::/::://:,:::::::N! N!Wi!.ハ
     /:::::::::,イ〃//:/A//}}:::::::!::::!::::::!:N
    //|::::::|トi!|/ 'レ行ミ、〃::::::::!:::::::::!::::|
     i:||::::垳     じリ/::::::::::::::::::::::::::::|
      |! |:::|:::!r'   ""乂:::::::::A:::::::::::::::|
      ! Y八 r‐、  イ::>― <Y::::i:∧
        |! |:ヽ`  //´  ヽ  乂ト、i!:::|
          j |:i:|`ァT:/     l  ||ト、ヽ\
            |:|:| |:レ'i      | 〃ヾ \ヽヽ
        |:|:|/|:レj   ___/リ   \__)):::::\ 
        /,:/:/|/|  ̄  /〃       r- 、::::)
       ///〃/ ||  /  /  ∠ ィ___77A┼>、
       〃 {{ |ト、||     //__7 ̄/ /ノ≠≦==iト≧=- _
       {{  ヽ|Y!    / ,. -、{`-{ -〈 /.‐/7-ヽ‐-》___》__〉-、-、
       ヽ   i! !  _,. /   `‐┴--ヽ__〈/-‐'´ ̄     ` <「ヽ
              ,'/レ7                    :          ヽ.ト、
          ,' ト、_./                   i            Vヘ
          ,' LV                     !          Vヘ
          ,'/L/                 ,'            Vヘ
         ,'|_/_.,'                   ,.'             |ヽ
        ,' ヽ.V               ∧_∧ Well, that's all we have time for this week.
        /   ,'                 ( ・ω・) Tune in next time for the Centipede Special Part II: The Enemy Within!
   r 、 fヘV   .,'                 /-‐'-イ             ;、/
  ⊂ニ、 `. 〈    i             /    /            ∧┼
     ヽ.___> |               /    /              ∧ 〉-
           |               /   ,'                 /- 〉'´
            |               /    .,'                /」_/_
            |            /    ,'                /´
         |          /     ;           /
           |        /       i          /
            | 〃       /      |             /
        / '     ,  /        |           /
       /      ,' /       !          /
      ,. '          !./          ,'    ,    /
      /           !'          i    / -   ̄ `ヽ、
      /,.ィ 77>、   ,'           '.           `.
    /´///////,ヽ  ,'             \      ,. ィ 777ヽ.
   ,'//////////∧,'              \   , './//////∧
  ,'///////////〃                  \ ,'./////////ハ
  / ///////////                 ヽ/////////// |

416 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11164 16:35

         ,..-‐::::::::::::::::::::‐-..、
        //://::::::Nwヘ:::::::`ヽ
       /〃^〃^:::::::::::::iN! ! ハヘト.ハ
     /::::::::::::::::::::/::://:,:::::::N! N!Wi!.ハ
     /:::::::::,イ〃//:/A//}}:::::::!::::!::::::!:N
    //|::::::|トi!|/ 'レ行ミ、〃::::::::!:::::::::!::::|
     i:||::::垳     じリ/::::::::::::::::::::::::::::|
      |! |:::|:::!r'   ""乂:::::::::A:::::::::::::::|
      ! Y八 r‐、  イ::>― <Y::::i:∧
        |! |:ヽ`  //´  ヽ  乂ト、i!:::|
          j |:i:|`ァT:/     l  ||ト、ヽ\
            |:|:| |:レ'i      | 〃ヾ \ヽヽ
        |:|:|/|:レj   ___/リ   \__)):::::\ 
        /,:/:/|/|  ̄  /〃       r- 、::::)
       ///〃/ ||  /  /  ∠ ィ___77A┼>、
       〃 {{ |ト、||     //__7 ̄/ /ノ≠≦==iト≧=- _
       {{  ヽ|Y!    / ,. -、{`-{ -〈 /.‐/7-ヽ‐-》___》__〉-、-、
       ヽ   i! !  _,. /   `‐┴--ヽ__〈/-‐'´ ̄     ` <「ヽ
              ,'/レ7                    :          ヽ.ト、
          ,' ト、_./                   i            Vヘ
          ,' LV                     !          Vヘ
          ,'/L/                 ,'            Vヘ
         ,'|_/_.,'                   ,.'             |ヽ
        ,' ヽ.V                 ,.小               ト、
        /   ,'                 ,. '´ ノ ; *squelch*      ! .!
   r 、 fヘV   .,'                 /-‐'-イ             ;、/
  ⊂ニ、 `. 〈    i             /    /            ∧┼
     ヽ.___> |               /    /              ∧ 〉-
           |               /   ,'                 /- 〉'´
            |               /    .,'                /」_/_
            |            /    ,'                /´
         |          /     ;           /
           |        /       i          /
            | 〃       /      |             /
        / '     ,  /        |           /
       /      ,' /       !          /
      ,. '          !./          ,'    ,    /
      /           !'          i    / -   ̄ `ヽ、
      /,.ィ 77>、   ,'           '.           `.
    /´///////,ヽ  ,'             \      ,. ィ 777ヽ.
   ,'//////////∧,'              \   , './//////∧
  ,'///////////〃                  \ ,'./////////ハ
  / ///////////                 ヽ/////////// |

417 Name: ゼリーさん !p9m3de0ojQ : 1993-09-11164 19:25

        /ヽ       /\
       /::::::::::ヽ     /::::::::ヽ
       |:::::::::::::::ヽ___/::::::::::::|
      _ヽ:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::/_
/⌒\ヽ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::ノ_
|::::::::::::::|/⌒\:-=・=-::::-=・=-:/⌒ヽ:::ノ__        人人人人
\_/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄        )::::ノ      < ・・・・・ >
/            __     ノ:/         ^Y^Y^Y^Y^
|      ノ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄   ヽ__/ ̄
\_∧_./ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\/| ̄ ̄|__
             |  |_|   |
              |__|   |__|
            /::::::::::::\
            |:::|::::::::::::|:::|
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