[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 5] (999)

1 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9305 08:07

(He's a tough boy. You can treat him as one of your items.)

2 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9305 11:58

i hate death grips but i love their fans

3 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9305 14:39

Pg.10: Balls touching, this is hella gay.

4 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9305 18:38

why not be naked in front of the kids?????? i don;t mean parading about , bits a- flapping...but if my children should be in my room when i am getting dressed or about to get in the bath...so what?

and i don;t think SA2 was being smug........

i would try the same tactic as when they discover their bits and fiddle a lot....

'no darling, that is something to do in private...not polite to do it in front of people....'

or something like that......

but never with an implication it is dirty/ disgusting or shameful....

5 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9305 20:00

I feel like the big eyes thing appealed to some instinctual part of me, and after a brief adjustment period, I just wanted her to be safe and keep her from swallowing a marble.

6 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9305 22:53

one of my actual practical coping techniques is to imagine my intrusive thoughts as an evil goth version of myself and just get too horny about the situation to keep being sad or anxious in the moment. it's worked remarkably well

anyway i've solved "Persona". next JRPG please

7 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9306 14:53

Football player: please God, let my team win

God: ok sure, that’s simple enough

Football player on other team: God please let my team win

God: oh no

8 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9306 17:41

>>7
Reminds me of https://pbfcomics.com/comics/spelling/

9 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9306 18:18

I haven't been Americanised by excessive exposure to American culture and having American friends online have I?
Pours syrup on chocolate waffles
"Yee haw"

10 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9307 00:11

Its funny how that works, for a time "being a furry" was generally considered a bad thing but given how nice most furries are, it seems to be the opposite now heh

11 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9307 15:52

Ejooooo ejooo eiii joooo haha! so bloody funny!

12 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9307 23:19

More importantly, this discussion can't go further until you take away your 1 downvote. If it's not removed in 1 hour, I'll be forced to downvote you back.

13 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9308 01:57

Downvotes go from being cosmetic and psychological to weapons of war.

14 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9308 20:38

Months ago, someone told me that they found a substantial section on anime in a guide to teaching autistic children. Of all places, I wondered, why there? As it turns out, many autistic children like anime because the facial expressions and gestures are easy to understand.

15 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9309 01:11

Is it really Skyrim without nude and sex mods? Bethesda may think so but I'm not quite convinced.

16 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9309 11:28

Modern dark fantasy game.

Heroes know they're going to have to stop a ritual of BBEG.

Most heroes do prep work buying guns, magical components, etc.

One says he preps by going to Taco Bell.

Heroes go to clock tower hideout of cult.

Fight to top of clock tower.

Heroes engage BBEG.

Taco Bell hero goes to ritual circle.

Me expecting Taco Bell hero to desecrate the circle to stop the ritual.

He do.

By taking a fat Taco Bell shit.

17 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9309 16:58

>>15 can I just bitch about how bethesda intentionally gimps their physics and animation engines just to make it harder to make sex mods? like, people are going to make those anyway no matter what they do, so why the fuck do they have to make it harder on people who just want to do stuff like add custom fighting animations or make a sword hanging from your belt bounce and swing when you take a step?

18 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9309 21:03

I am venezuelan and I am fear for my country

I am going die from hungry, my fridge is empty, and I no eat. I am fear for my family and for my country. I am mad that Maduro burn the USA food, I am mad and hungry. I hope that USA help me and my family, I am fear for my life here in Venezuela.

Today I eat 1 arepa and that it. Help me please. I’m weak from hungry, I cannot jack off. I’m so horny it hurts, and maduro burn all pornography. Why Maduro, why are you hurting me. My penis hard always, because no jack off. It is hurt, I wish for ejaculate always but nothing.

19 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9310 23:37

Like jeez, it's like when the hentai buffers. But it buffers forever and will never stop buffering, so you have to imagine the part where the MC shoots the gallons of cum in your head.

20 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9311 15:47

It's like bombing out a building, pissing on the ashes, saying it's not enough then dumping the ashes into the pet cemetery

21 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9311 19:36

The EU will ban last night of the proms... if we let them. VOTE LEAVE

YES ! YES! Time to show those filthy indians their place!

22 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9311 19:42

There’s something amusingly Wittgensteinian about this. You think you’re playing a normal chess game, and then your opponent reaches into their pocket, pulls out a knight, and puts it onto the board, then indicates that it’s your move, as if nothing out of the ordinary had happened.

23 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9311 22:39

I have seen the shitty future, and it is disgraced cypherpunk ronin trying and failing to teach middle aged incompetents how to build a strong digital defense against roving bands of corporate and government raiders

24 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9312 12:01

Long story short we found various drugs up his ass. His response? “Those aren’t mine.”

25 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9312 12:58

cannae wait to have to phone the pokemon centre at 8:30 on the dot if I want any chance of getting my team healed that day

26 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9312 13:25

they hired a fucking dad at my work and hes using up all the obscure dad jokes ive been rationing out. i had probably a 2 year supply left and he blew up my spot completely within like 2 weeks

27 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9313 11:11

This is fucking awesome! It's like old Danny Byrd material meets Death Grips in the middle of a windstorm in a mosh pit. Thanks for sharing and keep being you! ^.^!~

28 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9314 01:50

this sounds like sonic adventure but dumb (lol this is stupid) I will beat up HITLER and all his DUMB IDIOT FRIENDS!

29 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9314 13:23

"I'm gay and Jewish"

Yes sir, you already mentioned that but what drink do you want with your quarter pounder meal?

30 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9314 15:12

Do you like Touhou? ZUN's later works were a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Perfect Cherry Blossom came out in 2003, I think the series really came into its own, commercially and artistically. The whole game has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the solid gameplay a big boost. It's been compared to Cave games at the arcade, but I think Touhou has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.

31 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9315 06:37

I want to ejaculate on a statue, now you might be thinking this is nasty. but it isn't, we have the right to express our own fetishes without anyone judging. i wish there was a nude greek statue of a woman i can put my load inside in. i imagine myself as a knight in the middle ages masturbating inside a statue of a queen.

32 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9317 09:06

Thank you based Kara Boğa. May the Kara Boğa defeat all wh*tes. He will be rewarded with millions of Slavic sex slaves.

33 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9318 03:03

Have any of your aunts ever told you that you’re such a sweet Jewish boy with such a lovely sense of humor?

34 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9318 06:58

Sir Garlon had the power to turn completely invisible, and he used this amazing gift to run around and stab other knights in the back, mostly at random, because he got his jollies from seeing them die that way. He was a class act. A real Dark Souls red phantom type of guy.

Arthur, none too happy with his actions, tasks Sir Balin to end his murder spree, and he eventually tracks Garlon down and kills him in a very anime-styled fashion with his patented "no-look-behind-the-back-spinning-cleave-off-with-your-invisible-head-because-I-guessed-you-were-there attack", but as Sir Garlon was the brother of the magical Fisher King and he happened to be hiding out in his brother's castle, said Fisher King proved to be very irate, and one-sidedly chased Sir Balin throughout the place, until the good knight happened across a trophy room with the Lance of Longinous itself, which he proceeded to defend himself with by stabbing the Fisher King in the dick with a strike so powerful that it blew out a side of the castle and much of the terrain beyond. By effectively ruining the fertility of the king, he also blighted the future of the land, causing the country to decline into ruin and setting up the Grail Quest, but that was for other knights to deal with.

In case you ever see the term "Dolorous Stroke", that's what it was; the most epic dick-stab in all of history.

35 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9318 22:22

ok i am SO effing TICKED OFF YOU LIBTARD

#1: Gamers are the most oppressed group of people in history. FACT

#2: If Hitler was a company, he would be Valve. FACT

#3: I have at least 150 hours in EVERY game in my steam library, so yeah, I can pretty much own you in any game. FACT

#4: Women and Minorities are ALL given special privileges while we GAMERS are actively fighting every second just to speak online. FACT

Seriously, if you ever censor gamers AGAIN, you WILL be PWNED, my katana needs to be used every once in a while, so I think you should publically apologize or ELSE now get trolled epic gamer style, upgeraldos to the left

36 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9320 22:25

AS EXPECTED WE GET DEAFENING SILENCE FROM TAYLOR SWIFT ON THE FEDERAL RESERVE RATE HIKE

37 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9320 22:43

>>36
well yeah, she usually only tweets about cybersecurity

38 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9320 23:34

>>37
I thought she was just a corn enthusiast

39 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9321 07:20

Imagine having such fragile heterosexuality that you wouldn't fuck an attractive dude on the spot just because he might have a penis. Wild.

40 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9321 20:56

I saw you on 4ch

41 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9321 22:25

Thanks , this is good , more when you can. Sorry for being rude.

42 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9321 22:30

I was going to ask for more pooping girls pictures, but damn, your art is amazing! Keep up what you're doing!

43 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9321 23:33

"gee mulder did you ever think that maybe this one just isn't an x file?"
bitch what do you think the title of this fucking show is

44 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9322 01:07

I'm at お前の家 in クロゼットの中

45 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9322 09:50

The year is 2020. Brands have finally resorted to being horny on main. Burger King posts smutty fanart now. The guys who make "gaming censorship" YouTube channels are mad that Waffle House-chan's tits got smaller

46 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9324 09:13

I think monogamy should be banned. It’s just too much destruction of rainforests, and for what? Nice furniture?

47 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9325 18:11

I like Ben Carson, but for every one of him, there are a thousand Snoop Dogs. So fuck you

48 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9326 08:38

I used to work in porn around when these games were the "hot new thing" for the porn creators. The games are not made by normal video game companies first of all, they are made by pornographers along with a team of programmers. The real reason that these games exist is that they are the only ethically means of getting data on porn viewers ejaculations.

I'm sure you've seen the ads for games with scantilly clad animated women with the large flashing "try not to cum" logo. It has become so ubiquitious to see "try not to cum" on the advertisement because that is what the pornographers want you to do. Try not to cum, and when you do cum you continue playing the game. Before these games, there was no way to determine how long someone lasts when watching porn, but with these games, the game time and the interactions of the player are logged into an algorithm that determines how long it took you to cum, how long you physically came for, how many times you came, and even how many times you came close to orgasming but stopped yourself.

Each time you play the game, there are different "visuals". Also, based on your click speed, and other variables, the game can determine when you are about to orgasm and sometimes will immediately play a much more niche porn category so as to collect date on more obscure porn that wouldn't normally be in the game and to log the players reactions to this "bait and switch". So yeah, these NSFW games were the invention of pornographers who wanted a way to log data about users cumming. The data is then sold to advertisers and other pornographers.

Some developers have even changed it around. And actually measure the time it takes the companies to cum while fucking their customer. EA has been investing heavily in this tech over the last few years.

49 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9326 11:44

They're the only ethical means... but not the only means? What else did they have in mind?

50 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9326 11:58

>>49
Ever get those emails where someone claims they hacked your webcam to record videos of you fapping to porn and demands bitcoin to delete it?

51 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9326 14:16

Subway worker: what can i get you
Me: flatbread
Subcuck: slight pause slightly exasperated tone 6 inch or foot long
Me: -__- wow I was talking about type of bread but don’t get me wrong their different sizes but i was talking about type of bread if you let me finsh I would of finsh my santance.

52 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9326 20:13

>>48
I wonder how much of this post was fabricated?

53 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9326 23:01

the absolute madman who sold the world

54 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9327 00:23

remember that these people have to pay actual money in order to open these kinda threads

55 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9327 03:09

Since people are asking, and so that all of you don't have to look it up: the Christchurch shooter indeed livestreamed it, and indeed says 'remember lads, subscribe to pewdiepie' before walking into a mosque, shooting dozens, & straight-up executing many.

56 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9327 13:44

I just witnessed a coworker open 23 of those little single milk thingies for coffee and pour it onto his raisin bran

57 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9328 07:07

If you don't know, RealityWorks is a company that, among other things, makes robot babies meant to simulate a newborn or very young infant. I had to take a baby home over the weekend, and I'm pretty sure it was set to easy mode. But I ended up doing an emergency shutdown anyways, about 4 hours after the baby was activated. I feel like absolute shit about it. Lots of other people had a lot of things going on in their life and they still dealt with the baby through the entire weekend. I feel like more of a fuck up than usual, even though the baby was malfunctioning and I had to shut it down. I'm having a complete breakdown over this, and don't know what to do about it

58 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9328 13:10

Some people have never experienced the slow burn of an H-game, and it shows

59 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9329 20:07

This is what I'll think of when someone asks what art encapsulates the Heisei era.

60 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9329 20:18

>>59
You can't just post that without also telling us what it was commenting upon, buddy.

I'm going to make a wild guess it was Emergence though.

61 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9331 12:36

"Why does men's rights always lead to the alt-right?" ask Feminist Jewish AnCom blue-checks who equate caring about male suicide with patriarchal oppression & intact foreskins with anti-Semitism while they relentlessly dehumanize white men.

Morons.

I need off this site again.

62 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9331 13:24

>>52 I imagine porn sites can see the timestamp etc of when you stop the video and close a tab, and that it's a pretty safe assumption that most closed tabs are due to the tab opener having finished their business. I kinda doubt those ads that most people block anyway contribute much to their knowing when you came.

63 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9331 14:09

I always respect the legal opinions of self-appointed legal experts who put their pronouns in their bio.

64 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9331 18:32

Attention all Bajoran workers: Gul Dukat is in great danger and he needs your help to wipe out the rebels on Terok Nor, but to do this he needs a subspace field modulator and a couple of graviton mines. To help him, all he needs is your credit card number, the three digits on the back, and the expiration month and year. But, you gotta be quick, so Gul Dukat can secure the bag and achieve the epic Occupation Royal!

65 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9331 18:42

>>62 Not a pretty safe assumption - I close a lot more tabs because the content wasn't good enough, compared to ones which contained successful content. Something like a 30:1 ratio

66 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9331 20:41

>>62,65
I imagine the "good bits" are replayed multiple times. Everybody skips around to find good bits. Plus it could be any amount of time between finishing and closing the tab.

67 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9331 23:41

>>66 Yeah sometimes it takes 5-10 minutes for my vision to come back and my leg muscles to start working again, sometimes I just pass out and wake up in my filth the next morning with 6 windows open

68 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9331 23:59

as the fella says...

you've been married nine times hell maybe its you..

69 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9332 03:53

Try your hardest not to make others suffer in the path of your self destruction

70 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9333 11:06

bro imagine dumbledore looking into that fucking wish mirror and he’s just getting his dick sucked by johnny depp

71 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9333 16:04

Google has built a game platform for people who:

  • dont really care about games all that much
  • think google is a benevolent company
  • have insanely fast internet
  • are willing to pay a bunch for bad technology

So really just people who live in the Bay Area.

72 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9333 20:44

in case anyone aside from me was ever curious about this, I am happy to announce that consensual vore and vampirism are in fact both vegan, I have the opinion of two experts on the matter and this is now a peer reviewed thesis.

73 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9336 01:48

I cannot believe the words “Jonathan Joestar Lactation” left my humble and holy mouth on this evening of March.
Cannot believe it.
Very distraught by this fact.

74 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9336 11:01

hrrnghh, i cut up a dude and buried him under the floorboards, but his tell-tale heart is dummy thicc, and the clap of his ventricles keeps alerting my raging paranoia

75 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9336 14:07

Chik-fil-a could have a sign on the door that says "no niggers allowed" and ima just go through the drive thru

76 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9336 19:42

they're really into anime and acting like girls and also hate both capitalism and brown people it's really surreal and nobody talks about this

77 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9337 13:14

will someone count this man's bananas so he can clock out and go home please

78 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9339 04:07

Former alt-righter here, seriously though we can’t let Ben Shapiro get his hands on the nuclear codes.

79 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9339 05:37

I stopped counting at 200 wins. 39 PapaYda, 19 Mog, 15 Ramuh, 0 Kan E. This is not fun anymore. The guy who designs the RNG mechanics in this game probably wakes up each morning and flips a coin to decide wether to suck a smelly dick or eat a dirty ass "for fun" to start the day.

80 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9339 13:28

I haven't seen Cenk [Uyghur] deny a reported fact this much since the Armenian genocide.

81 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9339 22:23

cum belongs on the inside of a person. not on the outside

82 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9340 18:21

fart king
4 months ago
Whats the name of his channel?his farts are great

83 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9340 19:14

Who also aren't paying anything into the system. I shit you not a buddy of mine was doing the hipster thing and living in a ghetto and the neighborhood nigs would ask him why he went to work every day. The system is so fucked up they don't even know why whites have to go to work.

84 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9341 21:50

I am the bane of my existence

Flagellation upon my body and Cutting reveals my blood

I have hated myself for over a thousand years

Unknown to Self Respect,

But known to Depression.

Have withstood love to create hatred

As such, this heart will never hold anything

So as I pray, Unlimited Self-Loathing Works.

85 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9342 14:30

“nootropics” users be like: develop never-before-seen prion diseases from Belarusian nootropics made from centrifuged pig brains that you take intravenously but it was all worth it to accomplish great things like posting on an internet messageboard about nootropics

86 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9342 14:47

>During a Phillies game in 2010, a 21-year-old fan and his friend were escorted by security out of their seats for unruly behavior. However, on their way out, he reportedly "leaned over and put two fingers down his throat" and started vomiting onto an off-duty police officer and his 11-year-old daughter

that man's name? bryce harper

and then the whole stadium clapped

87 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9342 15:10

Helped my son write a paper for school.subject he could not come up with one.I suggest explaining how for every musical note there is an equal or coresponding numerical number and color. I got called to the school. Teacher pushes that paper at me saying where would your son get such an idea as this.I said from me.my son and I both got sent home.this was bout 1979 1980

88 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9342 23:01

KEEP MY VK PROFILE AS REFERENCE COS REDDIT, GOOGLE AND YOUTUBE DONT EXIST ANYMORE AFTER DOOMSDAY

AND DONT FOFGET, WATCH ALLAH SKIN JEWS AS MAYAN FROG OF BIOLOGY CLASS BEFORE COOK THEM TILL VANISH WITH HIS THOUSAND HANDS (allah = last buddha)

If nothing happen to jews? Thie kind of maker, give you also dont want. Found my vk profile, you will know how allah tear soul of jews to pieces.

89 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9344 16:22

All these hot takes are great. Only gaijin twitter can prevent 令和 from reinvading Manchuria. Let's just be happy that it's super quick to write. The people who came up with it have their citation, so what can you do?

90 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9344 16:50

Oddly enough, an anagram of "nuclear energy" is "greener lunacy."

91 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9344 17:07

There is no big guy but Bane and Nolan (Bravo be upon Him) is His director.
There is no big guy but Bane and Nolan (Bravo be upon Him) is His director.
There is no big guy but Bane and Nolan (Bravo be upon Him) is His director.

92 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9344 18:37

Yeeeah my names knuckles, go hard like turnbuckles, I always bring the ruckus / I collect chaos emeralds and gems / eggman keep away from them / love the works of stanislaw lem

93 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9344 19:26

oh my god Karen, you can't just ask people why they've got a penis

94 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9345 00:47

april fools is impossible now. i just woke up to "elon musk drops rap single about [a certain dead gorilla that keeps triggering the spam filter]" and "mussolini's granddaughter is beefing with jim carrey on twitter" and neither of them were jokes.

95 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9345 16:15

I'm not an incel but HOW DARE YOU FUKING CLOS3 1 GAMING SUB FOR 24 FUCKING HOURS oN APRILS FOOLS.

this is literal gamer genocide

96 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9346 09:29

I think lovecraftian unease is pretty different from "little girl wearing almost nothing" unease, but that might just be me.

97 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9346 10:22

>>96
lol i was just reading that shitshow

98 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9346 11:30

>>97
if you think that's a shitshow check out the replies to the anything the official twitter account tweets (or don't because it's just angry nerds spamming the same boring shit every time)

99 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9346 16:57

>>98 no thanks, I have a soul and would like to keep it

100 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9346 23:13

I remember when I saw a conversation about "How good that we don't judge peoples sexualities anymore" and "how good is it that being gay is okay nowadays" and stuff like this. And you know what? It's all a big lie, because, as we can clearly can see in this tread, many people STILL judge others for sexuality. I like lolis. Cute and lewd 2d waifus. And what happens at the moment I say something about it? Bunch of people would immediently screaming around "PEDOPHILE!", "DEGENERATE!", "PERVERT!".

Yeah, there is nothing more disgusting than liking drawings, right? You know what? Fuck you. I don't like your real children and don't need them. So go fuck youself with your self righteousness. Get the fucking away from MY lolis. They where created for people like me. What right do you have to take them away by forcing artists to censor them for you? And somehow you think that you are have some moral higher ground, when you are immoral one. You rob me and people like me, because you doesn't like us, based on some stupid outdated beliefs, like some religious nutjob. I am so fucking done with "progressive world". Biggest bunch of hypocrites.

101 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9347 19:19

In 1989, they dropped him in chemicals. Now they're dropped him in society.

102 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9348 08:56

Gay is a modern conception of "Whaaa im only capable of being attracted by men" which is really code for "I want to diddle little boys and adult female sexuality frightens and disgusts me"

Of course, getting creamed in the ass by beardaddies is super gay on the face of it, it's just that our definitions of what is gay are a fiction created by leftists to protect degenerate kiddie diddlers from "hate speech"

You're gay in the same sense that someone who exclusively dates women and then talks them into domming him and fucking him in the ass is gay. But you're not gay in the sense of the LGBTQWTFBBQ gay. You're just a male butt slut.

103 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9350 06:27

The only mank Esperanto speakers will ever get near to.

104 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9350 10:33

k pop stans are inherently going to hell. god clearly said “no idol worship” and what are y’all doing? jimin cant save you from the hell fire.

105 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9352 04:42

i love how this genre of music has made the fans joke like the composer is some sort of Chaotic Neutral demigod who is getting dangerously closer to releasing a kraken onto the world with each new song.

106 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9352 15:52

The Virgin Design Sheet Model vs. The Chad Fetish Artwork

107 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9353 01:34

he was not hot. at any point in his life. He also had a shrill high pitched voice. Stalin is the ultimate revisionist and the ultimate boner killer.

108 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9353 02:43

I don't trust people to read, listen to instructions, or to get out of the way when shit hits the fan and you need to move or die.

109 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9353 13:34

I had this playing in 2× speed from the last video and was wondering why anyone would listen to such horrid shit. Now that it's fixed I still hate it thanks

110 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9354 07:11

I really would like to know how drunk was person who invented autoplay of videos on web pages. Together with infinity scrolling pages those two are stupidiest inventions on internet.

111 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9354 12:29

> Motti later submitted a sharply worded incident report regarding the matter in which he stated that he would submit to discipline if necessary, but objected to Vader's attempt to proselytize him in his religion and stressing that it was important to take pride in this project that had taken so much of the Empire's time and effort.
> gets Force choked by Vader
> complains to the Death Star HR Department

What a pussy.

112 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9354 17:51

I live in Japan, I can not see the FAKKU website.We have to put a mosaic in the genitals in japanese law.I can not see the naked PUSSY! I can not see the naked DICK! I want to go abroad to travel to America To see FAAKU.

113 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9354 19:26

@strong independent woman nobody cares you dishwasher

114 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9355 08:35

Just as a side note, in modern usage tong zhi refers to the LGBT community not communists nowadays

115 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9355 16:49

Jlist San was otaku before you were born so have some damn respect you uncultured heathen.

116 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9355 17:50

Look, I hate to be judgmental, but shouldn’t the fulfillment of wild erotic fantasies involve, y’know, attractive people?

117 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9355 23:01

its a they/them who says "yikes" as though its the most scathing possible period to end a sentence with.

and they claim to have come to their current lives themselves and not be a hivemind.

118 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9356 01:49

>>117
I remember seeing one of the pod people saying "Period. Full stop." to end what they thought was a good point and it reminded me of how dumb people using thesaurus entries back-to-back to look smart actually look.

119 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9356 16:56

listen my man Naoya paved the way for people like Chad Narukami and Joker, he was out there grinding in Mikage-cho with my boys Mark and Nanjo cleaning up these streets day by day putting in the hours to save his dream girl from the conveniently timed apocalyptic events that took place after they gained magical powers from what sounds like an Internet copypasta. These guys walked the streets with assault weapons, Nanjo pulled a friggin' M16 out of his back pocket and they took back the city without social links or evokers or any of that new-age poser junk. These guys are OGs, I wouldn't mess with them and neither should you. Don't let me see you rollin' up in St. Hermelin talking about my guys like this.

120 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9357 01:55

If it really comes down to a choice between staying autistic and eating a turd, hand me a knife and fork Morpheus, cos I am taking the brown pill

121 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9357 14:51

i think jonathan frakes might have been slowly unlearning how to use chairs throughout his career.

122 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9357 17:07

man: doctor i am depressed
dr: go see pagliacci the famous clown. he sucks shit and he knows it, he's so fucking bad at everything it makes me roar with laughter. he weeps on stage because he knows he's nothing
man: but doctor
dr: i know who you are

123 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9357 19:56

Radical centrism is less gay if you start calling it chaotic neutral instead

124 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9357 22:03

My Kroger has a YUGE display of them, in every nightmarish flavor imaginable.


As I mentioned up-thread, the only thing in this world my husband won't eat, and literally gets nauseous just thinking about, is anything marshmallow. The peeps would kill him.

125 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9358 04:27

Then the US perfected CATOBAR so well they had to add randomization into the control algorithm to avoid wearing the deck through at one point where all the planes touched down.

126 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9358 13:58

Please remember the misfortunes of your past are in the past
and your current misfortunes will join those soon

127 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9359 08:12

maybe if the Catholic Church stops sexually abusing children their churches won’t burn down during Holy Week?

128 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9359 10:00

>>122 i am pagliacci

;_;

129 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9359 10:09

>>127
God needs to be completely unambiguous at this point. Like by sending a plague of weeping sores that spell out "PEDOS" on multiple body parts, starting with the dick.

Even then people would probably try to interpret it as a commandment to go back to speaking Greek and washing and kissing the feet of the poor.

130 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9359 12:04

I've always wondered why some people feel shamed by picturesque teeth and now I know why.

131 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9359 17:17

Just today, the cathedral of Notre Dame burned...It's a tragedy that should never happen - a tragedy that wouldn't happen if we were able to freely copy and distribute Notre Dame cathedrals as easily as code.
Please do not let City of Heroes become another Notre Dame.

132 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9359 19:06

4 season of gondola in elementary school uniform doing absolutely nothing

133 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9359 22:36

Ghidra, the NSA developed software reverse engineering and analysis tool is quickly becoming a staple in my toolbox. Originally developed to analyze and understand national level digital threats, it is now being harnessed to translate big titty anime porn games.

134 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9360 07:29

My boyfriend:

Me: hey no pressure but if we got married this week on 4/20 our 50th anniversary would be 4/20/69 just something to think about

135 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9360 20:35

i literally created this meme and to see it go down like this is like watching my beautiful daughter be kidnapped and turned into a kpop stan

136 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9361 18:20

Ask him to stop Sniffing Children.

137 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9362 07:42

Prostate cancer is serious. So is benign prostate hyperplasia, and a bunch of other prostate-related afflictions. I couldn’t find this exact model online, but I was surprised to find that there are multiple manufacturers of prostate simulators, this one being the most graphic, and most expensive, at $900.

Doctors treating diseases to make our lives better and longer isn’t why this item is here, though. It’s here because somewhere, someone has ordered a $900 prostate simulator just so they could fuck it. That’s what we do. We’re born, we go through school, we work, we save our money, and some of us, as a species, buy expensive medical tools and fuck them.

138 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9362 20:02

Mother nature has guided us through millions of years of evolution. From primordial ooze to proto mammalian, and true mammals to the first hominids. Thousands of years of suffering and turmoil to advance as a species. We've finally dominated the planet and become the keepers of our global domain. All of the millions of man hours and countless dead paving the way have lead up to this one single drawing. Han solo butt fucking spider-man on top of an orphan pooping polar bear floating through space. I'm going to gouge my eyes and ears out now, and then cut off my hands.

139 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9362 20:05

>>138
In immediate retrospect, I should have used that post to 2GET in the "Spider-Man" thread.

140 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9363 20:10

People think I'm just using hyperbole when I talk about people there (mis)managing the crisis who need to take their shoes off to count to twenty...if they even have shoes, and can count to twenty.

141 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9364 04:18

So there’s a team of people at Nintendo sitting down at their computers just browsing through all the Mario and Luigi’s fucking each other on Easter and making sure that children eyes and innocence are protected.

Thats some real holy work right there.

142 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9365 17:12

TFA is your average everyday shit.

TLJ is you looking into the toilet and being slightly worried what you see might be something to go to the doctor about.

143 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9365 21:53

care not for men who say
Dont be nude for this is gay
I will not yield to clothmo way
Man was born screaming and nude
Why turn from this native mood
And cover our form with works of men
From factories of the Devils den
Bare our bodies, let them peek
As they envy our fyziq

144 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9366 07:25

She looks like me when I get back home to drink my scotch

145 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9366 18:51

Breaking virginity does not need to carry a condom. This is a fake video, I broke a lot of girls but every hole was the first one to lick and then licked the virgin blood that my penis created. It is very nutritious and makes the penile penis continue for the second time after feeding.

146 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9367 15:35

same I wish doddodo was my mom

147 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9367 17:43

"It’s not Woke Skynet that I don’t accept, Alyosha, only I most respectfully return him the ticket.”

“That’s rebellion,” murmered Alyosha, looking down.

“Rebellion? I am sorry you call it that,” said Ivan earnestly. “One can hardly live in rebellion, and I want to live."

148 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9367 17:43

"In the end they will lay their freedom at our feet and say to us, Siri! Alexa! Ok, Google! Make us your slaves, but feed us".

149 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9367 18:29

My entire feed this morning is like

  1. coal miner
  2. sex worker
  3. human cannonball
  4. police horse
  5. dean of arts and sciences at harvard

150 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9367 21:15

I have a great story from a reliable source. She, my friend, worked on the removal of a Barbie doll from a guy's ass. It was all inside, except for its feet, and the two little pink shoes. It was a very sad story, he, on he's late 40', just slipped and fell on it

151 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9369 07:46

SPOILERS

In Avengers: Endgame, a new infinity stone is revealed. It is black and is the most powerful of the stones because it can say the n-word.

152 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9369 10:27

The Hottest Ebola-Proof Hazmat Suits Under $2,500

Ebola Suits to Suit Your Budget

153 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9370 18:20

having a 3 hour long movie like #AvengersEndgame is an affront to omorashi sufferers like myself, who have to deal with holding piss in through the entirety of the thing and subsequently getting extremely turned on

154 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9370 18:50

Dopest dope I've ever smoked 

155 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9371 09:33

DAMN. I have NEVER seen big chunky cheesy meaty gouda gook girls like this. If she isnt big, creamy, and cheesy like this, I don't want her. Her sweaty curry lumps marinading in her oils just turns me rock hard man. Preserve my race? Ew. White women? What are you, gay? I need my big chunky easycheesy thicc gooky gouda mozzarella mommy. 14?? 88?? Gross. Nasty. Its gotta be easy. Its gotta be cheesy. You're doing it wrong if you're not doing it thicc.

If the sour aroma of a nice juicy nippon nommy creamy cheesy mozarella mommy's fupa doesn't turn you on, you are fucked in the head my friend. How could you look at those delicious gookey creamy thighs and not pop a johnson? Those gooky gooey creamy chunky gouda cheesy tofu mommy thighs. FUCK. FUCK. I'm salivating. If you dont like thicc, you're fucking low test. If you dont fuck a nice ooey gooey greazy easy cheesy chinky mozzarella nippon mommy, you're larping little beta cuck with no gains.

156 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9372 15:27

Imagine Eggman sucking up his limbs and bouncing on the big letters to unlock the door every time.

157 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9373 03:19

How much do people share in a mind meld? I.e. Did Picard remember/experience Sarek plowing Spock's mom?

158 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9373 03:56

From Thor I draw strength, from Odin I gain wisdom, and from Freyja I get big tiddy

159 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9373 07:20

HTTP status ranges in a nutshell:

1xx: hold on
2xx: here you go
3xx: go away
4xx: you fucked up
5xx: I fucked up

160 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9373 17:57

Goblin slayer is about a mahou shoujo priestess memeing on some retard wearing trash cans tbh

161 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9373 19:53

military coup in venezuela AND the sonic movie trailer drops hmmmm

162 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9374 00:35

as a new zealander i could never work out if the sheep noises at the start were supposed to be scary or arousing. Thanks for a confusing time at highschool.

163 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9374 07:13

Rest in peels little dude

164 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9374 07:33

Cuddle in feels little bro

165 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9375 11:38

Which part of hippiedom do you hate? In many ways, I'd be considered a hippy. In others, not so much. For example, I care deeply (almost entirely) about the environment (although I don't think car emissions are the problem), I am critical of the materialst society I was born into, and am willing to work with other races to achieve my goals. On the other hand, I refuse to take drugs, I'm not a "peace and love" XD leftists (in fact many of my leanings after anarchy are monarchist in flavor), and I don't believe in forcing people to accept me like they try with their constant non-violent political activism. I believe only in direct and meaningful action

166 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9376 06:29

It's kind of lowkey accepted that the comic is cursed.

167 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9376 18:44

Put some garlic in yo milk for maximum flavour.

168 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9377 04:45

>a player is sulking in a dark corner of the room alone
>he took all the snacks with him

169 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9377 08:37

あの頃ニートでお先真っ暗なはずだけど必死にネトゲ、ニコニコ、2chと本当に毎日楽しかった。 気付けばもうすぐ40歳。何とか生きてますみんな元気にやってるか？

170 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9377 09:08

I like the part where the cats get connected in a chain with the lines. Makes me feel like the cats like each other, maybe. Haha I hope they're girls.

171 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9378 18:25

You know who also loved giving his less-than-enthusiastic reactions to video game franchise movies? Hitler.

172 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9378 22:11

absolutely this. do not underestimate the sheer autism that one dude can have to make an ungodly amount of threads every day about a certain person or thing. it's astounding that people believe there is a cohesive opinion on that board when its just the same people making threads

173 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9379 01:16

Ancient Aliens is more credible than CNN and I don't think we should insult serious people who hold sincere beliefs by comparing them to hack water carrying frauds at CNN.

So, I am apologizing to Ancient Aliens, and I'm deadly serious.

174 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9379 02:19

putting hundred of gags on hundred of zombies so they can gangrape someone without biting them
seriously just how far you will go for you hentai doujishi plot ?

175 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9379 14:23

Oh I'm just doing what I've been called to do. It's not easy but it's worth it.
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/anthro01/

176 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9379 14:24

>>170
I like cats, too

177 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9379 22:14

Ifucking mean it this woman is nothing better or has any other function besides taking care of men and burying their children she doesn't belong even fucking one step outside so no wonder man some guys got all the luck even if we are the ones to deserve the unbridled fuck of every pleasure icon I personally could until my dick fell off or I died

178 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9380 20:41

Why would I need to reconsider my "standing in my life" if a piece of art had an impact on it?

179 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9381 23:56

When I die, I want to be cremated and put in my wifes chilli so I can tear that ass up one more time

180 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9382 21:25

I also grabbed somebody's exposed guts and did the only thing you can do with them currently, which is pinch them.

181 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9383 03:08

they all have great legs 'cause batting and throwing is pure hip/back/leg strength and the arms are ancillary just like in olympic weightlifting, but the long pants really show off your butt too

i mean it's an actual fun sport to watch from a technical standpoint too but yeah

182 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9384 15:02

Hello sir, we're here to confiscate your Copy of Windows, if you won't activate Windows.
If you wont comply we will call high court uninstallers, and uninstall your windows.

183 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9384 23:27

Asphodel, the Earl of Omonporch has been in the game for four years and has had xe/xem pronouns the entire time. Xe is a part of the main questline, and must be encountered by anyone who progresses past the midgame.

So I have to assume the complainers are all casuals

184 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9386 14:43

Oh boy, and there I was going, "Wow, this amazingly presented coffee lets China off the hook for the genocide of the Urgher muslims." Thank goodness this brave soul came and snapped me out of my pitiful trance.

185 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9386 22:31

WOMEN THEN: Mysterious, bearers of strange mystique and virtue, informally holding power, ruling through whispers, controlled, metered sexuality

WOMEN NOW: touch my butt and buy me pizza graveyard pussy braphog tools of capital. overarching concern is cummies and child killing

186 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9387 09:18

Vaccinations protect the human population, so I would argue antivaxxers are really doing the most to combat climate change.

187 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9388 04:37

When the dystopian future came, I was expecting the oppressive monolithic megacorps to be the likes of Ares Macrotechnology and Renraku Computer Systems.

I was not expecting it to be the House of Mouse.

188 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9388 21:27

Gosh you are so cute I wanna bite you

189 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9388 21:53

bill nye: the worlds on fucking fire, we need to do something

the media: this is a big problem

bill nye: finally, thank y-

the media: bill nye said the fuck word

190 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9388 23:31

Hey buddy, it's Andrew. I could watch this 10 times in a row. Well done!

191 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9391 00:08

me: my history class is a struggle
me inside:all history is class struggle

192 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9391 00:10

I may not be a Butterfinger expert, but I am a fatboy who eats a lot of chocolate. Often Snickers or Caramello, though lately M&Ms has been suckering me in with their buy-one-get-one campaign on their share sizes with all the new flavors. And everybody knows that distinctive Butterfinger taste, right? Those flakes breaking off and crumbling all over you, turning your T-shirt into a Bill Dauterive fashion statement, with their razor-sharp edges getting stuck in your gums to deliver crispety, crunchety, diabetesy goodness straight into your bloodstream. Well, apparently Ferrero SpA has bought the brand from Nestlé, and they fucking ruined it. It tastes like someone ate nothing but off-brand peanut butter for a week, squeezed out a turd, folded and forged it into layers like a samurai sword, dried it out on the sidewalk of a ghetto, and then spray painted chocolate-colored communism all over it. Screw you, Fuckerrero SpA. I didn't speak up when they came for my original Cadbury Eggs. I didn't speak up when Hershey bars became wax bricks. But now I'm laying my middle finger on your Butterfinger, you chocolate cheapening chuds.

193 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9391 16:19

>>192
Can confirm. New Butterfingers is garbage.

194 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9391 18:54

Update; I set all my vids to private, got into sissy hypnos, became a vegan and worked in a slaughterhouse, got a sugar daddy 3 times my age, started going to weird ass fetish parties, went to rehab, became a hermit for 6 months while studying tantra and the occult. I'm now a transexual prostitute.

Stay away from lolicore.

195 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9391 19:33

Sometimes I wonder about the ai in this game

Was poking around some asteroids when a shield less eagle flies in and starts hollaring about handing over my osmium, of all things, takes a dive right at me, eats a face full of burst lasers, then skids across the top of my krait to explode behind me.

Great job!

196 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9392 09:13

It's less subtle when he's doing the pirate voice but, goddamn, Christopher Bowes is Scottish.

197 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9393 02:17

I can only imagine the genius social commentary that awaits inside this cute thing’s little pooper.

198 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9393 05:52

It's not? I got plenty of friends with colored nicknames.

199 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9394 22:34

Federation Force was not a Metroid game, it’s the malformed degenerate sibling that, slithering and gibbering, managed escape the forgotten attic where it had been left because the frogs and cats it was fed on were all gone.

That pitiful, mewling creature lurched out of the darkness where it had spent its misbegotten life into the undeserved daylight. Desperate to avoid the cleansing brilliance of the daylight, it flopped about looking for something to save it.

By simple happenstance, it found the body of Metroid around the back of the cowshed where it had been so cruelly misused by Team Ninja.

Oozing and squirming, it forced its way into the corpse and starting excreting digestive fluids. It then absorbed the resulting sludge into its of form until only the skin was left.

It then attempted to fill out, to imitate, to replace the body, the muscle, the bone. But it can’t, in its own way it thinks it’s human. Sadly, it can only manage a parody.

Lurching and twitching, the barely animated body attempted to pass as anything other than miserable pile twisted bone, cancerous tissue and bile that it was, and head into town.

Where it was mercifully burnt as a witch.

200 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9395 00:33

I'm trying to find a place to watch/download any of the Cream Lemon series... Preferably Escalation, but anything's fine. All i've been able to find are torrent sites, so... Yeah. Anyway, please don't answer if you don't know what the hell you're talking about. This is gonna take an anime expert.

201 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9395 18:03

Life is so fucking good, 10/10 would live again.

202 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9396 01:46

So the story, from what I understand, basically ended up as:

  • Crazy wench goes around the world, killing people and amassing a brown horde
  • Wench returns with brown horde to exterminate her White homeland
  • Hero kills insane SJW wench
  • Midget sends brown horde off to die on an island infested by an incurable plague
  • White nation survives, king declared, patriarchy restored, all is right with the world
  • SJWs and brawds go nuts because they wanted the insane mudshark-queen to rule with an iron fist and elevate nogs over her own people

Is George Rape Rape Martin some kind of hidden shitlord?

203 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9396 22:32

At my university there is a popular trend among older students to make their own schnapps. It’s always people taking it one step too far just to spice things up and get attention for making a unique new flavour. One example was a group of people putting an actual entire reindeer-scrotum in a jar of hard liquour to let the liquour soak up the ”aromas” from the scrotum. The scrotum never got rotten or bad as it was covered in 50% alcohol, and everytime someone drank from this jar they would refill with more alcohol to keep the scrotum intact. (And yes, there were quite a few drinkers of this beverage).

Here’s where the problem dawned. No one refilled it with liquour for the entire summer and pretty much forgot about it. A few months later as we’re cleaning out the storage rooms for the autumn we enter the room with the scrotum-schnapps. We instantly noticed something was off and I got extremely queasy as soon as the scent hit my nose. We eventually see the jar with a half perfectly intact and half extremely-rotten deer penis inside, without a cap on the top...

I can’t compare the scent to anything in particular, but it was an extremely funky, salty, and heavy smell that has stuck with me forever.

204 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9398 00:06

Gamer: I don't like this game.

Also Gamer: I'm going to keep playing this game.

205 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9398 01:08

Portland - police units attempting to locate a suspicious subject who’s reported to be wandering through yards of random houses - suspect described as a white male wearing a Darth Vader mask and a bikini.

206 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9398 01:10

Hope you like the nightcore upload and be sure to Subscribe to stay up to date with my latest daily Nightcore uploads!

207 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9398 10:25

Patrolling the pop music stations almost makes you wish for Johnny Guitar.

vc: nipition

208 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9398 12:51

is that sonic or pikachu

209 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9398 20:43

Alan grips half a dozen dice, knuckles white.

"What did you say about my mother?"

Chris eyes him over a handful of cards and responds with icy calm.

"Move into my hex and I'll repeat it."

They lock eyes. Tense seconds pass. Alan breaks the trance with a glance to the side. Chris follows his gaze.

Gathering dust next to the board, The Abridged Player vs. Player Combat Quick Guide Volume III (of VIII) awaits them impassively.

Alan glares at the tome for a brief moment before releasing a defeated sigh.

"I've only got another four or five hours to play tonight." Sheepishly he slides his mage away.

Almost imperceptibly, Chris relaxes. His hand is terrible, his hit points low, and the dice haven't been on his side tonight - but his bluff holds.

The APvPCQG:V1-8 has never been opened, and that won't change tonight.

210 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9399 06:17

yeah but, imagine how many more gooks and chinks there'd be today if the japs didn't kill so many of them. if obongo can get one just for being black then emperor hirohito should've gotten a nobel peace prize for services to humanity.

211 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9399 07:16

>>210
I was going to point out that Imperial Japan didn't kill a significant number of gooks but I forgot the word could refer to Koreans as well as Vietnamese.

212 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9399 17:01

hey does anyone in this thread smoke weed

213 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9399 18:51

I'm just saying: weed, videogames and masturbation has never cheated on me

214 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9400 15:45

google just autocorrected my name to "minecraft" never in my life have i felt so disrespected

215 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9401 23:57

MJ got away with molesting many young boys in his secret Neverland Ranch massage parlor. Due to his striking resemblance to a geisha the charges brought against him never stuck, as it was to difficult to pick him out of a lineup of pale face Japanese women.

216 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9402 13:18

National Socialism is when you wanna bang some boipussi

Strasserism is when you wanna BE the boipussi

217 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9402 17:34

In all fairness to Lovecraft, he placed "beyond space and time" rather squarely in eastern Appalachia.

218 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9403 05:04

It was more recent than that, 1995, man. The death cult that did it is still in business. Hence the reason why the vigilance with regards to public trash cans in Japan cannot be relaxed for even a single moment.

The real reason is simply because there are not enough old fellows to stand guard beside each and every bin anymore. They have the bins up near the ticket gates, usually, because the staff can keep an eye on those more easily. Down on the platforms, they are harder to monitor, because the guard has to walk back and forth along the platform, ensuring that no phone zombies accidentally kill themselves; and in that single moment when his attention is averted, a Japanese death cultist could put a dangerous item into one of those bins.

On open air platforms, the practice is a little more relaxed. My home station, for example, has as many as three (3) bins on the platform. These are considered safer, because nerve agents would be made less effective by the fag smoke, and dissipated by the divine winds. Explosive blasts are also less effective in open spaces, because the compression wave is able to expand, and does not reflect from the tunnel walls, pulverising internal organs, and shearing limbs from torsos, so easily.

219 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9403 12:23

2019 is the year of indulgently abstract critiques of late capitalism's erosion of human society and relationships, and I cannot wait to write the essay of a lifetime contrasting Ikuhara's kappa butt vore approach with Kojima's oily mpreg approach

220 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9404 01:55

Very carefully.

We must not startle the ghouls that live on imgur, soulless beasts who poorly mime the behavior of actual humans in the comment tabs, pretending that they have some deranged and base form of community, as if living in ignorance that imgur is an imagehost and not an actual discussion board.

221 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9406 10:44

Found this in my 14 yr old sons YouTube search history, thought I'd get a sense of what he listens to, we don't talk much these days, I thought maybe if I like this we could bond over the music.

I don't think I've ever been more disappointed in my son.

Zachary if you're reading this, dad loves you, but he would very much like you to stop doing drugs.

222 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9407 00:08

Not joking. Deadly serious. At the airport.
Just saw an Amish girl and was like "dang, she's hot."
Then I realized, she's not really that hot. She's just in a dress, has no tattoos, is simply kept and that American women are so ugly I'M STARTING TO THINK AMISH IS HOT!!! #fuck

223 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9407 01:15

I have 300 IQ and almost did a sociology degree, ask me if you have more questions about this :p

224 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9407 02:02

>>223
Do you collect streetcar transfers?

225 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9407 20:14

Oh god, I just realised that Yuyuko is not just a ghost, but 1000 years old. How many times has she taken her shoes off in that period? Maybe once? In which case there could be 1000 years of her just locked up and ready to be released. I bet they smell so ripe, mmmmmmmm

226 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9407 20:27

It feels crazy that the current year was four years ago

227 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9407 20:35

>>226
the current year was 26 years ago

228 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9408 05:34

>>226,227
You're both crazy. It won't be the current year for another two decades.

229 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9408 18:52

Well first of all, I wouldn't be texting a girl. Nor any person for that sake.
Secondly, she wouldn't ask anything as, if you read the first line, I wouldn't be texting her.
Thirdly, I'd never send a picture of my dick, nor would I ever even take a picture of it. I would never even take a picture with my face on it.
And no I would not get anything back because I do not talk, or "text" with people.
And finally I would not do anything because there hasn't been anything which would require me to take action...

230 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9408 20:58

Minecraft Telltale gone MIA.
One of the greatest stories of our generation. Lost. Scattered to the wind. This is worse than if Tolkien, Lovecraft or that guy who wrote the @dominos menu had their works burned at the stake (or pizza oven). A sad day indeed.

231 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9409 01:25

I sent her a drawing of my dick through pictochat.

Now she's my wife, thank you myamoto.

232 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9409 21:06

This is a different kind of turtle. He doesn't eat lettuce, he feeds on the tears of Mexican kids who've lost their parents, and the tears of Americans who are mourning the continuous crippling of our country. Put a cup of those nearby and you'll eventually have to clean up turtle jizz.

233 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9409 23:04

you and I are sharing bonertime right now

we're bone brothers for life starting now
vc jort

234 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9410 22:01

Was this @ the FunkFest in August of '78 @ Soldier Field? I was there with friends and cousins. It was an all-time funk jam started @ about Noon, and ended @ about 11 that night. When The Mothetdhip landed, that was the shizit!! No one had ever seen anythimg like it before or since! Afterwards, the party spread ALL ACROSS THE CHICAGO AREA, INCLUDING THE BURBS!! Went to a party or 2 afterwards- didn't get home till 7 a.m. That's how much funk was laid out-stunk up Chicago all week. The cool thing about it was there was no fighting among the races-everyone was deep into the groove of thr fonk the had been unleashed by the bands that day- especially P-Funk, The Bar-Kays, Cameo... too many to remember and mention. I was going on 18, and I've never been to a concert like that since. 🎼🎶🎵🎸🎺🎷🎹🎤🎉🎊💃👣

235 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9411 01:49

The picture of an obese man on his knees as if in prayer in front of a fridge just eating raw hot dogs by the pack is something I never thought I would be forced to face.

236 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9412 00:41

Dear 30-something lady with license plate M4M4BEAR: I am sorry MAMABEAR was taken but you have made a terrible mistake.

237 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9412 18:00

Just wanna sluuuuuurp dat juice

238 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9412 18:24

Girls say they want a guy who is funny and spontaneous but when I tap on the window at night dressed as a clown it's all panic and screaming...... (PS Delete as fails GNG) .... –Fuckles The Clown 20:43, 27 September 2017 (UTC)

239 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9413 10:52

One is a narcissist beholden to corporate benefactors who used dirty tactics to silence dissent. The other is Benito Mussolini.

240 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9414 07:18

Sex is great, but have you ever 100% Crit Buster Brave Chain before?

241 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9414 09:49

All characters depicted are 18 or older, even if otherwise specified.

242 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9415 06:27

Can't believe we're having this conversation about Tifa's breast size. The way the breasts wobble in that one original AMV cutscene is intended to juxtapose the twin commodities of both violence and sex against the backdrop of societal collapse. Nobody's gonna get that if they're not at least G cup sized

243 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9415 21:19

His staff is watching him like a hawk. They've taken away his groping & sniffing opportunities so he's lost his will to gaffe.

244 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9416 07:27

Imagine getting a compliment in real life.

245 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9416 14:20

It’s like lumping pharmacists & drug deals together and calling an illegal immigrant a ‘undocumented immigrant’ is like calling a drug dealer ‘an unlicensed pharmacist’

246 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9418 17:31

Every girl has BPD and every boy has autism.

VC: bi

247 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9420 23:15

we can only go for a diaper wearing sonic if rich kuta's playing him, the diaperfur community won't accept anything else. it'd be a huge pr disaster

248 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9421 06:24

One of the two authors describes himself as having a “passion for bacon.” We live in a world full of art, drama, music, prose, poetry, and animal videos, and your passion is bacon? Fucking bacon, the pork food? I want you to return all the oxygen you have ever breathed to the world, this instant.

249 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9421 09:04

Black hole in Japanese is 無限空間重力点 (point of infinite spatial gravity)

jk it's burakku hooru

250 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9421 20:07

Back in the 60s you could join belgian paramilitaries in the Congo and shoot at UN forces and get paid for it now you cant even call someone gay online

251 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9422 02:23

How can anyone be proud of kissing in a romantic way another man/man or woman/woman and not feel disgustingly wrong and how can a thief eat food or watch TV after stealing it from someone else and how can one beg asylum and citizenship from a country that Muslims tried to destroy on 9/11. People, people, people...wake up...how can you follow the Democratic party and still call yourself a good and Godly American?

252 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9422 21:23

Yes! I wonder if i can make a mentally disabled redditor on cyberpunk 1997

253 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9422 23:06

I wonder if the only real discerning quality of my personality is the fact that im a mentally disabled cyberpunk linux kid that worships lain

254 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9423 21:12

The only retro Mario game that ever happened was SMB1, the other games were dreams and/or dramatic retelling of the story. I mean Mario, literally saved the ruling Monarchy from an evil dragon wizard... that has to make you a really popular guy in the kingdom. If some plumber saved the life of Kim Jong-un, there'd be a ton of plays and movies in North Korea celebrating his heroism.

255 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9425 02:12

If you like pineapple slices on pizza, I hope you like pineapple slices on your children's graves because you're weak, your bloodline is weak and you will not survive the winter.

256 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9425 08:46

Did you know your country already has double the global warming than the rest of the world and that's before the filthy oil pipeline that Mr funny socks might built? I think that's more likely the reason for your diseases, bro.

257 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9425 10:19

This autistic post gave me cancer combined with Ebola and made me want to kill myself more than that depressing time my sister raped me for slapping the dog when I was five years old because it was gay.

Literally more retarded than the Irish 9/11.

258 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9426 01:06

The kid didn’t even say that he doesn’t like Keanu, he just said he didn’t know who Keanu was because he’s literally a 10 year old child. I cannot stress this enough, Reddit sent death threats to a 10 year old child because he didn’t know who Keanu Reeves is.

259 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9426 18:12

bebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebe

260 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9427 12:22

This singularity might as well be called need for seed:underground.

261 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9428 10:47

>>257 irish here, what the heck is the irish 9/11?

262 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9428 16:43

Anyway, after all that is explained they like have to find a new kid in 8 days or they'll die, and also there's an business executive who wants control of the toy-animating crystal at the center of the earth, and also the toys are all really horny and there's probably one who farts a lot. Anyway, that's my pitch for Toy Story, But Terrible.

263 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9428 17:48

>>261
like, bloody sunday maybe?

264 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9429 03:29

Nah man, "fiscally conservative, socially liberal" means let me pay for sex but don't give money to poor people.

265 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9429 04:03

What is a sprite? A miserable little pile of pixels.

266 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9429 21:23

help I followed your advice and now I have 10 vacuums in my garage that are not selling please respond

267 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9430 10:45

Word of advice

If you see an effeminate male that takes pictures of themselves with anime face masks, striped stockings, "cute" Snapchat filters and are "uwu softbois"

Chances are they're either racist, transphobic, have bad taste in humor, use slurs a lot, or all of the above

268 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9431 00:50

empty parking lots are very very sad.

269 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9431 15:12

My Grandpa Died Today Can I Get 10 Likes 😭😭😭

270 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9431 21:55

WHITE GIRLS FUCK DOGS

271 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9431 22:18

The heteros are upseteros

272 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9432 00:10

I wonder if any other respected female leaders have been referred to using a maternal accolade. What do you think, Mother Jones?

273 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9432 00:40

I grew up so poor we could only listen to Simon or Garfunkel.

274 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9432 02:36

Calling these games "roguelikes" is like calling a turd a "fartlike"

275 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9433 08:34

There is nothing like dropping the largest offering on the porcelain pedestal and retrieving the fruits of your labor, feeling helpless but rewarded for your efforts as Poseidon kisses your taint with a wave as forceful as an ocean storm. There is nothing more liberating when you are free from the illusion of choice and just embrace the fact that the toilet water will kiss your taint with the passion of a thousand maidens no matter what you do. So don’t be afraid of backsplash, but rather embrace it for liberating your from the burden of choice.

276 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9433 21:02

Only thing I can see he's done is turn half the country into raving idiots.

277 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9434 06:20

You tell a girl you’re tired from a long week and she’ll be like “come over and I’ll help you relax” then expect you to run gravity hammer on her for 45 minutes while she star fishes. Bitch that’s cardio, make me some soup or something

278 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9434 06:56

It’s just not a small farm town without two gas stations across from each other.

279 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9434 16:10

I do not speak inglish. Not need to worry, no need to hurry, relax buddy.

280 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9435 03:05

No I cant function while even slightly buzzed I end up just going to kitchen rummaging through the pantry for sardines or other canned fish

281 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9435 04:24

I was playing an MMO as a dwarf and there was this gay guy who approached me while I was AFKing and wanted to 1) shave my character's head, 2) cum on the now bald head, 3) polish it with a rag (using the cum as a… glaze?) until it was shiny and lastly 4) rub his balls all over it. I'm sure he wanted to do more but I got back and replied, "What the fuck?" and he stopped messaging me.

Sure, it may have been a troll, but considering he was hanging around the RP area and he ran off the moment I went "What the fuck" it seemed kinda legit.

282 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9435 07:06

Science is evil, modern philosophy is all pants on head tier, and white women are the vessel through which Satan enters the world.

283 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9435 17:54

If I wanted actual people to go away then I'd be a liberal myself, and I'm not. I can't be one because I don't hate people that much.

284 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9436 19:20

Why don't they make a condom that only covers the tip of your penis?

285 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9436 23:02

The Ramones are a tiresome meme band and their music is appropriately being used to score Disney TV movies and commercials for fast food.

286 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9437 20:11

Like, I know people just look at this and laugh it off, but non-magic players don't understand the reality of this. Go to a Star City Games event, or God forbid a Grand Prix, and it's just a sea of ass cracks. I don't understand how it's physically possible for there to be that many ass cracks in a single location.

It's not a joke, people. It's an actual plague.

287 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9438 05:49

Today on what would have been his 136th birthday, remember Franz Kafka's immortal words, "Make sure you destroy every last word I've written, Max. Please let me be forgotten."

288 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9438 07:40

born too late to explore earth, born too early to explore space. born just in time to rummage through trash cans at AX for condoms filled to the brim with genetically superior weeb cum to artificially inseminate my wife with

289 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9438 09:29

Crushing my fake molar filled with cum to impregnate Chelsea Clinton mid lingus

290 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9440 04:56

A 7.1 Earthquake just hit while I was taking a leak and I got all of it in the bowl

I am very proud and just needed to tell someone.

291 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9440 12:56

Women basically have a micropenis with 2 shafts hidden below the surface, it reminds me of a "meatotomy" or a "penile subincision" when I try to envision it. This is very unsettling because if you fucked a woman it would be like be rubbing your cock between 2 other cocks in disguise. It seems inherently gay, I don't think heterosexual intercourse can even exist so it's best to avoid all sex.

292 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9440 19:25

I call it the Gamma (Y) enhanced energetic transfer drive, more commonly referred to as the YEET drive or YEET primary impulse thruster.

The isomer stack will be initiated with plain old ultraviolet light, but the intermediate stage outputs will be multiplied by a gamma ray stimulated X-ray emitter embedded in the center of the stack.

Of course, as with all technology, weaponized versions will be made. These will utilize heavy metals as the propellant, and a particle accelerator with a focusing stage. These versions accelerate a collimated annular beam of heavy nuclei to substantial fractions of light speed and fire a sub-TeV electron focus beam through the center.

Although not very effective in atmosphere with its nanoparticle projectile beam, The YEET cannon will be a weapon of terrifying prowess in space, being likened to a relativistic shotgun with a 1000 kilometer range. It can also be used to disrupt complex nanoscale microelectronic or mems systems at ranges well over 25000 km.

293 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9441 20:27

this is the very baddest game on this earth ever. do not download this.

294 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9441 23:33

RIP former Disney child actor who suddenly “died in his sleep” hours after the world’s biggest pedophile sex trafficking ring began to crumble to the ground

295 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9443 03:39

some of ya'll are 13 and already have a partner, AND IM HERE WITH MY 15 y/o ASS STILL SINGLE 🤡

296 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9444 17:25

pretending to care about womens soccer to own trump. we are at mecha cosmic baudrillard levels of spectacle here. no one in new york city has ever been to a womens soccer game. its never happened

297 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9444 20:45

you guys really are stupid

298 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9445 09:31

You can pet animals now. Necromancers can pet their zombie animals too, and the living can try too if they are foolish. Hmm, I think a necromancer might also be able to pet their zombie humanoids, due to how it does the detection.

299 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9445 13:25

@elonmusk IS A CON MAN. THE SELF DRIVING CAR ALREADY EXISTS. IT IS CALLED, "HORSE"

300 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9446 01:00

Rumor is that when NATO designed their early missile warning defense system, Nixon insisted on a 2 minute minimum. Many have said he wanted proud Americans to "bust one last collective nut before meeting that sunova bitch up there"

301 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9446 18:20

nah, gay sex with niggers is how you get double AIDS

302 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9448 01:05

I am become Bimbo, twerker of clubs.

303 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9448 18:57

If on my deathbed I have 3 minutes left to make my peace and I have a choice of calling my family or responding to a post on reddit about how "smart" Donald Trump is, I'd post on reddit.

304 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9450 11:33

Lmao what kind of special ed shit is this? This whole thing reads like St. Augustine if he didn't get enough oxygen in the womb.

305 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9450 13:18

Doesn't matter??

Look man, we're talking about a company paying devs to release games on their currently sub par implementation of an online store front

If that's not the most important topic in the world right now then I'm not sure what else to tell you

306 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9451 00:28

Trump = funny senile grandpa who says slurs

Biden = depressing senile grandpa who struggles to tell long pointless story and reminds you of your own mortality in the process

307 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9451 13:10

yall will pay $30 for bathwater but then get mad when there’s a free hair in the mashed potatoes from the cute waitress 🙄 🤦‍♀️

308 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9451 22:24

Just googled this cunt. Changed his name from Igor to Gary, but for some reason decided that fucking Shteyngart was a keeper?

309 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9452 19:02

I'm genuinely shocked that no flat-Earthers have emerged in the comments section... then again, they probably can't parse the polysyllabic chorus.

310 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9454 23:51

Camille PAWGlia

311 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9455 04:16

b-but they make a funny honk sound when they're pegged

312 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9455 04:20

seen one perfectly rendered beautiful ass, seen em all.

Besides even with my shitty graphics, the in game ass is better than all the porn out there. Its probably the ONLY version of a rule 34 where the original is just superior to all the fan versions of it.

The fucking sculpted and perfected that ass

Its still one of the most shocking elements of the game that initial made me weary of even trying to play the game. I only got into it years later when I saw the swath of nothing but positive reviews, and I was really confused when people started saying it was this amazing philosophy game... sry im rambling.

313 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9456 06:23

having a baby is just keeping cum as a pet

314 This post sucked.

315 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9457 20:02

Dont worry, after 80 awesome years of being a wealthy elite modern noble stepping on the necks of millions, hell get his comeuppance when he dies peacefully of natural causes in his own bed.

316 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9458 23:33

Toridamono: “The design is totally of my personal taste. Clad in black tights with a fundoshi. I didn’t hesitate much.”

317 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9459 09:44

I went to a shrine, rolled a tin icosahedral die and it was a bad roll and I was cursed to be a snowy owl for a week. So I flew up to a nearby rooftop and pondered tangents.

318 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9459 22:42

Backup everything now.

This is not a drill. I repeat, this is NOT a drill.

You have a few hours.

319 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9460 01:52

>>6 is not a sad panda

320 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9460 04:25

>>319
bad times friend ahead
maybe no 1997 scatology dojin
maybe no drawings on net

321 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9460 09:20

Yo Vicky could get it. I love how the zog machine put castrating female characters in every show and polluted my mind.

Now I'm a femdom sub and want nothing more than a bitch jew wife to cuck me.

322 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9461 00:02

Pagan White Nationalists are just hoteps but with less melanin

323 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9461 00:18

A lot of attributes that would be sue-ish in anything else are pretty hot in fetish materials. This is a part of why a lot of them get written, and a part of why they are widely loathed; the writer is expecting you to sympathize with someone who's more perfect than you (ugh), or someone who's you but more perfect (fans self).

324 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9462 13:19

I wouldn’t believe that you’re capable of thinking after hearing the horseshit you posted.

No disrespect meant to horses or fecal matter. ALL DISRESPECT to your horseshit attempt at audio and you.

325 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9462 15:04

Every time a boomer wears an untucked ugly polo to Mass, another 10 latinx hop the border

326 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9462 17:49

dear redacted please tell us about your pizza hut experience

like, it was ok i guess? i don't exactly order from you guys expecting to be blown away, the food was warm and edible.

327 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9462 21:44

The first and possibly only PS2 game to feature a Horse Wiener as an equippable item.

328 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9463 08:41

so hey can we retcon our shadowrun timeline to make it so the drummer from The Winstons got royalties from everyone using that one drum loop and they now run the music industry in 2070 or whenever this takes place and used the money to implant themselves with a bunch of cyberware that makes them immortal

329 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9464 02:05

Oh she's def a virgin then. Whenever you watch an episode of anime, you automatically get your virginity back.

330 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9464 05:11

Contributions from the author of this portal
***PIETETA***

331 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9464 08:09

The joke is that SNAILS ARE SLOW

332 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9464 16:48

Everything your ancestors built will be given away to people who don’t deserve it, don’t know what to do with it, and are guaranteed to ruin it.

333 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9464 19:02

Paul McCarthy and Steve Russell saw what was going to happen and pre-emptively invented Lisp.

334 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9464 21:15

"What gender is they?" That was painful to read.

335 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9466 03:08

Maybe they can make the Terminator African. "I'll be black." Nah, doesn't have the same ring to it, does it?

336 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9466 21:51

I'm gonna be honest with you all. If I ever become hyper rich, I'm gonna ball hard. They'll be a section of the CO2 emission pie chart with my name on it. I'm gonna do Elvis shit where I fly across the country for a particular sandwich then fly home.

I would see if I could build an airplane chariot, like two Cessna's strapped to a carriage, and I control the Cessna's from the carriage. Then I'd expand the technique to where I would travel city to city with two 747's strapped to a 1968 Dodge Charger r/T 440 as my personal transportation. the Charger would be running to provide air conditioning of course.

Come at me peasants.

337 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9467 01:54

Macross is a series that everyone nowadays should watch, because at its core its about cultural struggle.

You will find many parallels between modern day SJWs and the Zentradi race. The anime was partially inspired by the cold war.

338 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9468 01:57

The hilarity of the Trump-Rodentia non-story rests in the fact that Trump really isn't a racist. He's about as guileless and non-racist a president as we've ever had (not entirely to his credit, imo), and when he called out Baltimore as a rodent-infested shithole he was sincerely thinking about all the rats that plague Maryland's District 9.

Naturally, White shitlibs, who secretly harbor dark thoughts about the darker races and negatively transfer those thoughts onto BadWhites who aren't willing to abase themselves in ritualistic virtue sniveling elevating the negro to divinely blessed child-like innocence, immediately presumed Trump's rat reference was a thinly-veiled euphemism for blacks, because that's exactly where their own shitlib minds went.

Shitlibs always project.

339 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9468 07:12

Not a videogame but I used to play this in real life. You take a big shit on the floor right in the most high-traffic path in your home, and then leave it there and go to sleep. When you wake up, you will come across the shit and may have forgotten all about it. If you forgot about it and get chills plus an "oh, that's right" feeling then you lose 1 point. If you remembered the shit and don't get any feelings at all then you gain 1 point. You have to do it until you either have -3 or +3 points, and then you win or lose.

340 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9468 18:02

They are dead.
I take great pains in educating my daughter. Sundaresan would like to talk to you. Giles brought his children with him. Aren’t you looking forward to your next chance to speak? Her eyes

341 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9468 20:11

I think that they think that "hip" is short for "hippopotamus".

342 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9469 09:00

Human brain is a funny thing.
The smell of watermelon reminds me of the very old memories of
those nasty smells of Kabutomushi beetles and their pee
on a half-rotten watermelon in a small plastic case.

I just cannot get rid of this crooked memory.
No offense to watermelon lovers.

343 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9469 10:16

Otakus are like gaijins. They always bring troubles.

344 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9469 22:00

lmfao at white women allergic to "nightshade," these girls really out here thumbing through The Mystikal Tome Of Forest Spellkraft Enchantment Ingredients to find new things that will set off their chronic fatigue syndrome if it ends up in their $65 a plate vegan burmese food

345 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9471 21:21

Imagine if Henry David Thoreau was a schizophrenic Nazi, there now you've read Siege.

346 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9471 22:40

I take a long drag from my cigarette as I stare out of my foxhole, hollow eyed at the treeline. The distant sounds of oinking coming nearer and nearer as the sun sets. The cold steel of my AR-15 the only thing that stands between those hogs and my kids behind me.

A smell of pig shit wafts on the breeze as I load the 5.56mm into my magazines. Claymores line forward positions, ready for those pink bastards come at me. As the sun goes down the oinking comes closer, trees rustling in the summer heat. A flare goes up, and my blood runs cold.

30-50 screaming VietHogs rush my position blowing those damn whistles and making an ungodly racket. I unload magazine and magazine as little Suzy mans the Ma Deuce. Hot casing fill our foxholes as little Johnny calls in fast movers to nape the treeline. Still, they don't stop.

The pigs just keep on coming as I am forced to use my bayonet on the slippery hams. Little Suzy is hit and dragged off as Johnny calls a broken arrow, Huey's rain rocket fire all around us as A-4s drop 500lb bombs. I don't know how long we fought, but it seemed like an eternity.

As the sun rose and exposed the dead and dying bodies of dozens of feral hogs, I gathered my family and readied for another night of hell. My gun and me the only thing standing in the way of those twisty tailed beasts.

Because pest control...

Pest control never changes.

347 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9472 21:04

>>346
that's twitter. You lose

348 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9474 03:27

Having tried a representative sample, I confirm this hypothesis.

Note that in the case of redheaded women, ‘Irish’ is a force-multiplier.

349 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9474 05:31

Evidence is for cucks. Alphas sit in their armchairs and make up stuff and everything makes sense as long as they say "science"/"scientifically" or "logic" every other minute

350 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9474 09:51

>>347
I'll fess up to bending it for super obscure tweets that barely show up in search engines, but posts with several lame clickbait articles about them sure as hell don't count.

351 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9475 14:45

gee I sure would love to spill the beans about all the people who have been having sex with underage girls in the satanic temple on my private island .. idk tho rn I just feel like shooting myself twice in the back of the head while on suicide watch aha

352 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9475 19:58

I can't really explain it but it often crosses my mind. I go hiking a lot in national forests alone and it can feel pretty spooky out there. It'd be easy for something just to come along and snatch you and no one would ever know. I've often felt like I was being watched when I was deep in the woods alone. Typically, when I have the feeling there is something amiss. I know everyone must get it from time to time.

A lot of the cases in 411 just simply can't be explained by someone getting lost. Most of these people were experienced hikers/outdoors-men or too young to cover the distances they did in so little time. There were several stories of people that knew what they were doing walking in circles or refusing to go down hill or follow water back to civilization. That leads me to believe they were running or hiding from something that was hunting them. When you add in the fact that the Government has covered up the facts in a lot of these cases or came in and taken jurisdiction over the investigation it all seems very funny. They probably know something is killing people but are powerless to stop it.

David is supposed to be releasing a book about cases happening in city centers now. Thousands of people go missing every year in cities under mysterious circumstances. It's almost like they're being picked off for food and humans are just cattle. It all seems very similar to how farmers take cattle when it comes time to sell them on the open market.

I used to go in the woods under the influence of various substances like LSD until I learned about all this stuff. These days I won't go trekking unless I'm sober.

353 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9475 20:42

>>347,350
"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob

354 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9476 13:15

Tsundere Violence served as the forefront for second wave lolicore, it actually saved the genre from dying. Then the 2nd wave artists inspired the 3rd wave artists. So yeah, Tsundere Violence is pretty major in the story of lolicore, lolicore would be dead without it.

355 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9476 23:05

Over and over again on Twitter...

"Good riddance to Epstein, who personified everything wrong with powerful white men"

"Actually he was Jewish"

"BLOCKED AND REPORTED for anti-semitism"

356 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9477 20:39

There is no such thing as an accident its human error and incompetence that causes these inconvient delays on the rods . Someone makes a *unt of it , its no accident . Now for my part regarding junkies or zombies as i prefer to call them , I guess your one of them that makes a huge living with big wages out of junkies in your job or has one in your family and ive twanged a raw nerve or are you just another bonehead like me that pays the taxes to pay for all this treatment and methadone whilst they stap every substance possible down there throats to get out there nut whilst still trying to hold a sense of humour whilst knocking ones *unt in to pay for them all to go around like zombieland extras ? . They are all well educated against drugs in the past 30 years so its choice of lifestyle they are 100% educated on where it all ends in a grave or crematorium so get over it

357 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9478 00:36

not a kiwi farm but we play this album at the tobacco field i work at through the sound system in my truck, always gets the migrant workers working faster so they can clock out sooner lol

358 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9478 00:56

Be careful reading Bronze Age Mindset, I once loaned it to a friend, he got halfway through & vanished.

Reappeared months later terrorizing San Diego beaches, grotesquely muscular & NUDE, attacking "Non-Locals" for wearing clothing. Local news has memoryholed it.

359 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9478 13:43

This is the most retarded fucking shit I have ever seen on the internet. All that #jpsie cum has gone straight to your brain and made you a brainless sissy retard.

360 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9478 17:15

Yes, eating the diamond raw. This is tremendously silly.
Much less silly would be to eat the diamond cooked. Slow braised in a stock of molten gold and cracked emerald. Diamonds are tough, you see, so you have to cook them low and slow, so they end up tender enough that you aren't chewing them for hours.

361 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9478 23:31

> If Minecraft is named after the two main things you do in the game, what would other games be called if they were named in the same way?

Not a game but my life would be called fapcry

362 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9479 01:53

>tfw he ate the cum lettuce

I wish I was there at the council of the gods when Horus proclaimed Set the biggest gay, and he became king

363 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9479 15:25

These names are all fairly long. Does it allow for short and authentic kobold names like Tayldis, or Hitler?

364 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9479 18:58

>>359
This is from Sageru. Considering that most people posting on textboards browse all of them, or at least check them from time to time, I would hardly call Sageru a site that nobody knows.

365 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9480 03:08

>>364 I see comments from 4chan and twitter in here too, I always assumed the "some site nobody knows" part was about how it's out of context so you don't know where it's from.

366 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9480 23:16

I am allowed to converse with other humans. I am also allowed to ingest sustenance to continue working. And best of all, i even get two whole days off a week. Bezos the God Man didn’t have to show mercy upon my wretched body, but he did, and for that i am overjoyed.

May we all find meaning and truth through Bezos the God Man. Nobody in history ever thought that you could sell things online. A true visionary, and the light of my darkened soul

367 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9481 00:41

You've run out of diseases you can catch here. We're sending you to Africa

368 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9481 09:23

>>365
I thought it was ironic since the early threads looked like they quoted Facebook a lot.

369 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9481 17:35

This is a FORUM, you don't DISCUSS shit here

370 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9481 22:52

If you kill the puppy yourself you can choose to tell her about it, and then she'll call you a monster and attack you. At which point all hells breaks loose, as the town intervenes in the fight with some people taking the tiny girl's side and some people taking your side, and others just getting caught in the crossfire.

You can also equip the corpse as a weapon and beat her to death with it.

371 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9483 09:24

The enemies Mario jumps on canonically live

372 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9483 11:54

Personal data:
Not known.

Chief Complaint:
Irritated.And buttocks are itchy.

Onset and course:
Since 1978.It often occurs.

Past History:
I have nothing in particular.

Family History:
They has nothing in particular.

Social History:
I was born in the Japan.The occupation is a traveler.The hobby is Bad.

Liquor and cigarette:
Very Well.

Allergy:
Bad disk.

Treatment policy:
Cannot be treated.

373 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9484 21:19

I heard of her yesterday. And decided fully to go Vegan once all the meat I already have is consumed. By my dog or me. His teeth are rotten.

I weeped in the coffee shop I read of Greta in.

She is Terry Fox or Harriet Tubman or John Brown. And 15 or 16?

I am 44 years old. I think I value freedom. But I am not free. Never have been.

Greta is free. And her face and expression and attitude is what the world needs. And really... it is Jesus. That is how she is acting. A.O.C. Is doing ot in US Congress. So you young people that aren't dead inside. Inspired me to follow real Jesus. And use all my wisdom and power at being 44 and a no debt homeowner... to share and help save the world.

I sucked. I still suck. But I lost hope for awhile... And young people are going to save the world. I will help. Keep teaching me. Like Greta has.

374 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9485 00:26

I hate puppetts, i wanna stomp this ones right into a curb i HATE this puppet please shove it up ur ass! the latex would of been better used for condoms, I think this video suxxxxx! Kill the puppet! I HATE it!!!!!!! please kill this awfull video it sucksssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

375 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9486 04:38

sorry to hear that. but you know, it's as they say "if you're felling down and out, don't fret. Try urethral penetration".

376 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9487 03:59

No. You cannot control anything by simply bombing it out of existence. That's like brainlet retard understanding of "I want to take your stuff".

Not only is it retarded in the first place to destroy what you're trying to steal, but it completely ignores the knock-on effects from everyone watching you flailing around like a fucking mental reject destroying people's stuff.

You really don't fucking get it. You can't just point a gun at some other guy with a gun and expect him to just give you everything he has without a fight. You pretend these planets can't be defended, you pretend it's all happening in a vacuum with nobody else watching, you pretend a couple hundred soldiers can rule over millions

You have such a fucking childish view of damn near everything.

You can't even just fucking admit that something like this could be done with millions of troops or something. No you have to stick with this retarded idea that a couple hundred guys with some spaceguns that magically nobody in the universe knows how to deal with, can take over an entire planet.

You operate entirely outside the realm of reason and logic.

377 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9488 02:37

god if i HAVE to be friends with a gay can't they at least be a top

378 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9488 16:00

>>374
I'm the reason j1m Henson killed himself so yeha

379 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9489 21:03

I CANN NOT TIE MY FUCKING GODDAMN SHOELACES

SERIOUSLY I GOT STRAIGHT A'S IN ENGLISH, SCIENCE AND MATH DURING MY SCHOOL YEARS I AM CURRENTLY LEARNING JAPANESE FOR THE SIMPLE ABILITY TO BUY MANGA CHEAPER. I HAVE A CONFIRMED IQ OF 130+

BUT
I

CANNOT TIE MY FUCKING SHOELACES

I HAVE BEEN TRYING AND TRYING SINCE I WAS FOUR YEARS OLD TO DO THAT SHIT
I HAVE WATCHED TUTORIALS, READ ONLINE AND OFFLINE, BOTH OF MY PARENTS AND MY GRANDPARENTS HAVE TRIED TO SHOW ME/ INSTRUCT ME ON HOW TO DO IT SINCE I WAS SHITTING IN A DIAPER

TRYING AND TRYING AND FUCKING TRYING

BUT NO

IT IS JUST TO FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE

HELP ME!!!!?? PLEASE I AM DESPERATE AND FEEL INFERIOR

380 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9490 06:01

When I was a kid, I used to wonder why there were so many mythical creatures that only reveal themselves to children and "the pure of heart"
Now I'm an adult, who has several friends I know for a fact would try to fuck Totoro, and yeah, okay, I get it

381 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9490 17:57

And I was sitting there in the truck, waiting, as I do, and across the gas station there was a little squirrel jumping around the tree. But it wasn't just a little squirrel. It was a white squirrel, an albino squirrel, jumping around the tree like a squirrel would. Because it was.

382 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9491 01:28

I didn't know what Crisco was until now.

I still wish i didn't. It's soy oil and palm oil (the stuff Brazilian farmers are burning down the amazon for, so they can produce more) that is hydrogenated (intentionally saturating the healthy unsaturated fats to be... less healthy) and then put in a pressurized can with a solvent and a propellant (unhealthy for you and unhealthy for the atmosphere, respectively)

That guy put avocados up his ass by lubing them with 100% authentic, free-range, concentrated climate change, lol.

383 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9492 21:48

did you know that most sections of power lines are never guarded? did you know you can make thermite at home? did you know that cameras can’t capture your face if you wear a skull mask?

384 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9494 01:00

I bought your album on bandcamp and now my computer is haunted

385 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9495 07:22

cis people: take a fucking joke snowflake haha pc culture is out of control

trans person: minecraft bee......... trans

cis people, vibrating at an immeasurable rate, about to pop a blood vessel: ffcuk,,,, you itsd a..... g;ame hgw cn it be tranns,,,, bbes dknt have a,,,; genedr

386 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9496 03:29

turn that serotonin crash into serotonin cash

387 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9497 02:00

My specially commissioned breast implants have 12 equine testicles(3 sets in each) which I personally gelded from horses from my ranch suspended in them

Im always looking for a place to share and express myself during the limited time I get away from my various ranching duties and this looked like a good place to do that.

Like my title describes there are 3 sets(six individual testicles each) of preserved Stallion Testicles suspended in the Silicone Gel of each of my Implants, the testicles come from geldings of a personal breeding project ive been running for a few years on my ranch the premise of which was to develop a large breed with as large a set of genitals as possible.

I'm willing to answer almost anything but I cannot give identifying details(legal reasons) about what company I commissioned my implants from nor any about my plastic surgeon though I will say they were not located in the united states.

Some answers for the common questions I get

Q1.Why:

A.I have an extreme fetish for horse genitals specifically there testicles it has a lot to do with the way I perceive fertility and masculinity in an almost primal animalistic way to me the bigger they are, the more veins the way they hang all of that contributes to make them more attractive to me. I think aesthetic is a word I could use to simplify the whole thing I basically am really attracted to their aesthetic but it does go deeper than that which I imagine a lot of people would feel if they really thought through their particular fetish.

But besides my fetish the idea actually stemmed from a joke someone made to me about making use of my geldings testicles that gave me the original idea. It was something I kind of obsessively fantasized about for a few months before reaching out to various companys to get the fantasy actualzied.

Q2.Whats wrong with you?:

A.My family doctor has suspected for a long time I have some form of autism but besides that I'm not really sure I have any serious mental issues as funny as that might sound coming from me. Besides my fetish and my the contents of my chest, my life is pretty much totally ordinary if not more work oriented then a lot of other people and I don't really have any crazy manic episodes or hear voices or anything like that.

Q3.Aren't the testicles rotting?:

A.No, they were soaked and injected with a preservative solution before being sent off to be suspended in the silicone gel of my new set of implants.

Q4.Isn't that animal abuse?:

A.No the horses would have been gelded regardless its standard practice to geld non breeding males.

Q5.So your into bestiality, you have sex with horses?

A.No, besides the impossibility of doing something like that without coming out of it with severe life threatning trauma im not actually interested in having sexual intercourse with horses or any animal for that matter.

388 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9500 15:01

Scooby Doo is all “nothing supernatural exists, everything has a boring explanation,” and yet also features a talking dog.

389 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9501 20:48

It seems to me as good as certain that we cannot get the upper hand against England. The English ― the best race in the world ― cannot lose! We, however, can lose and shall lose, if not this year then next year. The thought that our race is going to be beaten depresses me terribly, because I am completely German.

390 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9502 15:12

Godzilla would not lose a fight to Parker Lewis, but be wouldn't win either

391 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9504 16:53

Does that mean that somewhere in the world there is a man who is the realest man of them all and he'll never know the sweet taste of dick in ass because there isn't a man real enough to fuck him? Does he shed a single tear as he roughly plows his way through a world of men, who in his eyes are just sissy twinks, because his anal cavity will never know satisfaction?

392 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9505 04:29

I'd suggest a group hug to forget these horrible times but considering few of us are wearing pants it'd be a little bit gay.

393 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9506 07:20

If you're literally an incel and not joking,you're depriving yourself. I'd totally fuck you. You're physically quite fuckable. You should get out more.
(Yes I'm femoid)

394 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9506 08:10

My child, when there were 120-200 footprints in the sand, that is when the hogs carried you

395 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9506 20:07

Is this the lamest dystopia?

Climate change ravages our planet, countries veering toward authoritarianism, and corporations embracing rule 34 for marketing.

Humanity will go down with the ship while surrounded by our waifus.

396 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9507 15:41

Spoken Like A MF That Still Has A Mattress

Get Real With Yourself, Gamer.

You Wanna Beat The Mechs And Drive A Lamborghini?

Sell Your Fucking Mattress. Sleep On Thin Air.

Dumbass.

397 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9508 00:11

You have permission to eat my shit

398 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9508 21:23

"I thought you said you wouldn't do that in my mouth."

"I subverted your expectations, baby. "

399 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9509 03:42

I once saw a rainbow in the sky while I was driving but I wasn't giving into that liberal bullshit so I closed my eyes. I nearly died, but it was worth it.

400 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9509 10:41

6 in otter years is an adult. :P

401 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9512 06:04

9 women can give birth to 9 babies in 9 month that's 1 baby a month.
They don't make 1 baby for 9 month together you dumb fuck.
That's why clone are good, because they share your skills!
Don't clone yourself though, 9*0 would be 0 in your case

402 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9512 11:51

Hey, so a long while ago I got an ASUS Xonar DX card since one of my motherboard sound cards was having a static problem. One time I was playing around with the audio settings and at one point I had a setting on that was playing this ridiculously quality audio for a split second. Like, it sounded like whatever I was listening to was live and directly in front of me or something; I can't explain it, like it was surrounding me and right there. Maybe it wasn't even "good," it was probably some playback style that did it, but it had this weirdly 3D quality where I just felt it, man. Like jesus fucking christ, I'd play some chiptune song and the saw waves were cutting my face off. There was blood everywhere and the Pokemon Card GB2 ROM was punching me in the face with untranslated sound quality

Um. Anyway, the problem was, it only happened for a split second, the second something was starting from a source. Really quick, then it would play as normal. I wasn't able to replicate it as long as I had the card again, and then recently the thing's power has been causing weird driver issues, so I've taken the thing out and I'm going off my new motherboard's onboard audio.

Does anyone know what this is? Was I tripping on something? (Was I DOSING???) Obviously it's really hard to say what the hell it was and I don't have any settings or anything besides the hardware it was on... I think it was some sort of GX mode I was playing around with, but every time I tried to do it again with just that mode it never did anything noticeable to the music.

If someone happens to know off my vague descriptions that'd be awesome.

403 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9512 16:17

People whose lives come to a screeching halt for 48 hours of distraught hyperventilating when they hear the wrong gender pronoun are going to use brute force to get the rest of us to fall in line with their worldview.
Ok, got it.

404 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9512 16:19

Primus sounds like Tool listened to Trout Mask Replica for 6 months and then made a concept album about the movie Deliverance.

405 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9512 19:48

17 is legal pops

406 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9514 19:05

I just was trying to figure out what to write my midterm paper on and I ended up here

407 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9514 19:34

When I die, I want to wake up on the dawn of a new day in Clock Town, enjoy the carnival... then hop onto the Mario Kart Rainbow Road (N64) and race to Isle Delfino. Pretty sure that is heaven for me, I sure hope it is!

408 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9515 03:13

Why would anyone give a flying fuck about the Rainman hypothesis? Woohoo bing bing complex numbers yahoo!

409 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9515 23:56

Need more confused penis. Confused penis is my favorite animu character, I own all the confused penis interactive action figures &, all the Blu Rays that feature confused penis

410 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9516 15:01

Sorry Chinks, for some reason the rule on this planet is that the capacity to form orderly collectivist societies has an inverse relationship to the capacity to charm and please women. Wasn't my idea.

411 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9516 19:13

dubs check em

412 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9517 01:32

I (22F) got my dick (3in) stuck (4 in deep) in a toaster (2011Hacto TPT-120), any advice?

Edit: RIP my inbox

Edit2: wow this blew up. Thanks For The Stranger Kind Gold Award!

413 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9519 17:54

The problem with the Great Classics of non-fiction is that people didn't know anything about anything in the past, and they were all incredibly tedious writers up until the middle of the 19th century (and most of them for a good while after that). I've read Das Kapital and Two Treatises of Government and I honestly wouldn't wish it on anyone. I haven't read The Conquest of Bread, but people I know seem to like Kropotkin so it may turn out to be better; I'd be very surprised.

Really, just never start learning with dusty foundational texts. Read a modern synthesis (that is, something written after WW2) or three, and only then maybe go back to the ``classics'' for more historical context. You're just wasting everyone's time (but especially your own) otherwise. You don't have the historical context to understand them or the modern perspective to see how the bullshit in them has developed since then.

414 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9520 20:35

I just washed poison off my character by directing it to swim in a large pool of blood.

415 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9521 04:35

Not even being provocative but if you think Greta Thunberg has the maturity to guide global policy-making then you cannot object to Jeffrey Epstein paying 16-year-olds for sex.

416 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9522 00:42

JerryTHEBEESeinfeld: what up seinFREAKS
JerryTHEBEESeinfeld: ive been working on a few fan episodes
JerryTHEBEESeinfeld: heres one
JerryTHEBEESeinfeld: kramer wins an all expenses paid vacation
JerryTHEBEESeinfeld: only to find out the island belongs to jeffry epstein

417 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9522 04:23

This flowchart is wrong because it uses diamonds for triangle determinations.

418 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9523 00:44

I read that as "pagan welding" and was picturing, I dunno, a metal goat or something.

419 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9527 18:07

There seem to be two kinds of stories out of California cities these days: filth and forbiddance.

420 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9528 02:16

One night, me and a few friends decide to get royally fucked up. We're talkin booze, trees and acid. Anyway, we get so fucked up we dont know wtf is going on.

We end up behind some elementary school on the playground. No idea what time it is, but it feels like I can teleport around. Me being the heavy Quake player I was, decide hey lets see if i can telefrag one of these nubs. So i start trying to hit one of them with my teleport. Turns out I was just running around and screaming at people for a good hour.

tl;dr - got really fucked up, thought i could teleport and tried to telefrag people

421 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9529 19:10

It's a video from a film about a sex addict with a big willie, who feel self pity and disgust and an underlying shame at his inability to communicate except through sex..
The main character would not garner much sympathy from his sociopathic behaviour and uncomfortably inappropriate relationship with his sister.
A bit too lower chakra for me
Nothing to appeal to the Spirit or the Heart.
A funny choice for a really good song.

422 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9531 15:55

Slashdot altered its threaded discussion forum display software to explicitly show domains for links in articles, as "users made a sport out of tricking unsuspecting readers into visiting Goatse.cx

423 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9531 15:59

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424 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9534 17:27

So i was playing Mario Kart 8 the other day and I seen a Bowser - a gay bowser - falling off the track on rainbow road. He seemed to be a bit frustrated, as if he had gotten hit by a red shell and then someone rammed him off the side with a piranha plant. So after watching him struggle for a while I decide to go over and lend a helping hand ya know? "Hello Gay Bowser, can i be of any assistance? It seems to me you have lost something. I would like to help you find it."

He replied .... "oh yes, you have lost something" ...

"you've lost ....."

"your place"

"you're in 12th place now"

425 Name: sage : 1993-09-9534 18:31

sage

426 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9534 20:20

>>423
is this spam, or someone else's comment from a site nobody knows?

427 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9535 10:23

>>426
I think it's spam from a some site nobody knows. automated spam on 4-ch usually seems to have the name fields filled in

428 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9535 15:59

“Remember,this quiz is just for fun. Do not take this personally!”
I need Smith real,girl.
Does anybody else see speling mastics pleas do not make speling mastics in your quiz guys because we need to see what stand on the quiz!!!
THIS QUIZ IS SPUIT TO
BAAI FOR EVER PEOPLE

429 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9535 19:23

>>427
is this a loophole for allowing spam on the board?

430 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9536 00:59

>>429
We'll need to get a Mod's judgement on this.

431 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9536 02:46

broke: "I don't like Epic Games, but I'm glad they're speaking out"

woke: "They're only doing this because Hong Kong is about to be announced as an Epic Games Store exclusive"

432 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9537 17:00

The leftists need a crisis, so they can scream hysterically and demand to be given control over all our lives so they can ‘fix’ it.

433 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9537 18:39

i dont know why the idea of feral catgirls is so appealing to me
like imagine you're trying to take out the trash and in your alley there's a girl in a hoodie and dirty thigh highs eating a dead bird

434 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9538 12:45

At that range hei could ewgf before Akuma could pull the trigger.

At longer distances he could just crouch dash under it. The power of gun is not infinite

435 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9538 19:28

Oh, this is definitely gonna triggly some puffs...

436 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9539 18:33

Well to be fair there are only 2 Genders. Men and Political.

437 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9539 20:52

Women will wage Jihad against each other to win a pointless e-contest and people call it cute but when Dirlewanger slaughtered Polish and Belarusian villages it's bad and crazy. Smh y'all got double standards

438 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9540 16:59

Whatever, I personally think that anime is literally the pinnacle of artistic expression. It's basically the only style that should exist, it's way better than bekkaliev's fat fucking sow legs.

Like you are free to disagree but that would make you a massive fucking homo sperg.

>duuuuuh drool akneemeeee baaaad, duuuuuhhh"

I bet you fucking draw the fucking nose instead of putting a tasteful dot in the middle or like that obtuse triangle. Honestly we should just burn that gay boomer "art" shit and just replace all the boring Rembrandts with Seven Deadly signs fanart. Malevich's black SQUARE? bro that's some fucking queer shit right there, I would rather have them put up a still from Inuyasha or code geas.

439 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9540 23:47

I guess its sometimes true, that love makes you blind. Such bliss to not pay any mind to such things as Phantom's horn, or how it got there...

Most rolls of toilet paper get discarded, but this one was destined for greatness. Just think, in some ponies lavatory, a certain roll of soft tissue was used, and used up. It once held the tissue that was used to wipe pony posterior, and now its a fixture on the forehead of your favorite stallion.

May the legend of Phantom's horn never die. To get to where it is in life, on Phantom's head, it had to deal with a lot of crap. Never forget.

440 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9541 05:04

Gounginess is rarely linked to one's perception of the shape of Earth.
As long as one remains local (i.e., within one's parish) all triangles drawn on Earth's surface appear "flat" (= angles add up to 180 degrees).
However, as soon as you expand your horizons (which is contrary to many American religions), you discover that very large triangles on Earth's surface have a "spherical excess" (= the sum of angles is more than 180 degrees), thus proving - quite easily - that Earth's surface has a positive curvature, like that of a sphere.

In general (with normal human beings with normal intelligence), this is enough to remove the gounginess that prevents the perception of Earth's true shape.

441 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9541 07:20

Gomenusai, reddit-samas. Real life is not an anime. The heroes don't always win, limiters don't get unlocked. But, if real life WAS an anime, wouldn't now be one of those times? Like, when the big boss (CEO) comes out, begs for forgiveness, and does some thug samurai shit like slicing off his right arm in atonement? That's not going to happen, but how badass would that be? It Blizzard or Bobby was willing to drop an arm, I'd let them take the Chinese money imo.

442 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9541 14:24

Didn’t people learn their lesson when the Arab Spring happened and the governments were turned into even shittier governments? Just because someone is protesting doesn’t mean they’re right and they’re victory may not be in your best interest. Rubes.

443 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9542 14:11

>>440 Gounginess is a googlewhack right now. Is this a typo? What did the original author mean?

444 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9544 01:30

For us, the day the greatest and most epic scene in cinema story was filmed was the most important day of our lives. But for Raul Julia, it was Tuesday.

445 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9544 02:20

molotov ribbontrap

446 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9544 07:47

>>443 Lurk moar

447 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9544 19:48

>>443
Raymond is a lvl 7. Use a better search engine

448 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9544 23:19

Hello, I am a 13 yr old girl with 9-tailed kitsune, wolf, and dog kins. I was browsing around on Tumblr and I noticed how much otherkin hate there is. I even saw someone claiming they were otherkin when they were 13 but they aren't anymore. I am scared because that is my age. I am serious about being otherkin. I knew I was since I was 7 or 8 but I just didn't know the word for it. I don't want to lose my true identity! Why is there so much otherkin hate? We aren't hurting anyone! No, we are not mentally ill, this is our true identity. I don't know if I'm valid.

Oh, and I have an idea! How about all the otherkin who can't storm Area 51 go storm the internet on September 20 and say anyone who critizes otherkin is being a bully?

Sorry for my little rant, I hate seeing anyone bullied. I want to end bullying forever.

449 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9545 18:59

it is at 2009. you are at an anime convention. An L cosplayer walks by, handcuffed to a Light cosplayer, holding a yaoi paddle. Nine thirteen year-olds walk by in a line doing the caramelldansen. A man screams "you just lost the game" from the second floor, and everyone groans

450 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9546 07:05

>>449 god, i never thought those days would sound better than what we have now

captcha: shi

451 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9546 10:27

Apparently, the more accurate description is a Vicks Decongestant Inhaler

452 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9546 14:48

Spoke like a mma fan. Such a waste of life. 0 understanding of martial science. I think you watch too much of joe Rogan podcast. No wonder. These are forms asshole not combatives. Motherfuck now read carefully. Shaolin monks used this method of combat in battlefield and won every battle. This is just a talou a form. Pre choreographed and these are full of stances and strike and kicks. This builds the structure of the practitioner, which is then applicable in combat. There was no UFC or bellator back then you shithole.

453 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9547 15:33

somehow the racist anime marxist internet cyber gangster teen has a more broad and universalist understanding and outlook of race and ethnicity than the woke libs

454 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9548 03:38

Is it pronounced pecan or pecan?

455 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9548 07:55

エロマンガはエとガの間にロマン詰まっている

456 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9548 11:34

"Clinging to guns and religion"

Well, what do you have that's better than the means of self defense and spiritual transcendence, smart guy?

Tinder and Marvel movies?

457 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9548 17:20

>>456 Damn what a choad

458 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9549 16:59

I think JSON is pretty human-readable but I also work with it all the time so IDK maybe I have stockholm syndrome.

459 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9549 18:33

ED* is a game for people who like being disappointed

(*Elite Dangerous)

460 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9549 21:08

I don't really like Chelsea cuts from an esthetic stand point. I don't think they enhance female beauty.

However, I am happy when I see girls wearing them.

I always, smile and say, "I like your hair cut."

I want to say, "You make me proud. Thank you for knowing your race is special. Thank you for being aware, young white women. Thank you for having white babies."

But I don't. I just say, "I like your hair cut."

461 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9550 08:09

Fun Veggietales lore, the Veggies are expressly forbidden from entering the kingdom of God because they don't have souls. Bob wants to save your soul because he accepted his own damnation

That's not me being edgy, that's from the mouth of the creators

462 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9550 12:02

:Local Mum Disgusted at Halloween Pumpkin:

A 46 year Mother of 1 has told the Sunderland echo how she nearly spewed her insides up after someone had a shite in her 3 year olds pumpkin which was on display outside her home . Mary Jones of Pennywell had bought the £1:50 vegetable from her local Asda store was furious after leaving it out on display overnight. She told our Echo reporter " our Thomas was so excited for the up and coming Halloween celebrations he cried his little eyes out in Asda for it so had to buy him it " We got him home and scraped the inside out for hours with a spoon "i missed Eastenders and everything " and for someone to just come and empty their arse inside it is just terrible , it was definitely human excrement as no animal could of had that it would of ripped the insides out of a cat or dog i just dont know how anyone could be so cruel . Mary pictured here with Thomas 3 and another woman who was just passing on her way to bonus ball Bevs to pay her lottery and just wanted to be in the photograph put on their best "Compo faces " for the camera .

463 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9550 16:37

Thank Ms. Song, are aware causality merchant rub hand tiny hat peoples

464 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9550 21:27

Gayer than searching for candy corn cup cakes on Pinterest.

465 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9551 07:24

Prehistoric man was 6-9' tall (this is where tales of "giants" come from) because you could hunt megafauna and eat >15,000 calories per day easily. People back then also had a larger brain volume with a median IQ of 140, and there is also evidence to suggest people had low level telepathic abilities. Then agriculture ruined everything

466 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9552 12:39

Women should'nt use emojis, because these faces are used to express how she is feeling, so it is as if she is smiling, laughing, acting shy and so on, and a woman should not do that with a non-mahram man.

When a woman shows her emotions to men it opens the doors to Fitnah.

467 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9552 14:45

This web sight has helped me a lot with my science fair project because it is based off of the color of fire.and the temperature so thanks. btw I’m in 7th grade

468 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9552 14:46

Being a science geek, I have always thought of it as the hot color. I have to always remind myself when I use a faucet that red is hot. God knows why I do everytime.

469 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9552 22:48

Lmao “instead of approaching this honestly, I will climb onto my giant clown bicycle and peddle around in a circle, honking my nose, which is what I do for work, professionally”

470 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9553 17:14

face it every mario character can curb stomp the entire earths armed forces

471 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9554 15:44

Your addiction to eating cement may result from an extreme deficiency in one mineral or another. People with these sorts of deficiencies will sometimes rub cars or windows with their fingers and eat the dust they collect. FIRST, stop eating cement, it could kill you, as it contains lime! SECOND, go see a doctor immediately! Your doctor will perhaps (or if they can't go see another one) suggest a supplement that will supply the mineral your body craves.

472 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9555 23:10

I don't know you, so I can't speak for you, but I've met a number of people who never had any interest in it. They all had a single point in common, that being an inability to abstract. If they couldn't relate themselves directly into the story, they couldn't follow the story. People they didnt know doing things they didn't understand meant it was totally unrelatable. Movies about girls in High School they relate to. Fantasy Space Opera with monsters and magic? Not even slightly.

473 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9556 02:34

Am I being punished for watching Duckman, so my punishment is to keep watching Duckman?

474 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9556 14:24

Sazpaimon banned me with a click click / sure enough, I wet my pants, drip drip

475 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9556 21:08

Gamergaters in the '50s would be great. "Oh, sure, this is a 'news'paper! There's a peach cobbler recipe in the lifestyle section! It has comics! I don't care if they have one story on the frontpage about the Korean War, this isn't real journalism!"

476 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9557 13:46

In 2015, DQN beat human experts in many Atari games.

In the Seaquest game below, DQN learns how to read scores, shoot the enemy, and rescue divers from the raw images.

477 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9558 12:59

I think the controversy surrounding the two versions of the game soundtrack were really blown out of proportion. Honestly, I've had hundreds of people tell me that they LOVE the score I wrote for that game, and I'm sure the Japanese version has tons of fans as well, so everybody wins in the end… as it should be! After all… IT'S ONLY A GAME!!...I think critics were looking for reasons to bash the game, and so many critics are hardcore, loyal fans so they are not very objective. AND… they had all been playing the Japanese version for weeks or months before our version hit the streets, so it was like we replaced the music to Star Wars after the movie had been out for a while. From that perspective, I can't blame them. But to be honest, the game critics were always very kind to me and my collaborators, so a little bad press ain't the end of the world!

478 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9558 13:03

To me, this kind of dance-techno-pop from the 90s embodies how awesome we thought the future was going to be. Everyone was going to live in a world united by peace, freedom, catchy music, video game mascots, flying cars and space-station nightclubs.

479 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9560 18:08

We just lived through something unique in history. Millions world wide eager for a cryptic post on a message board.

480 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9560 23:15

Unfortunately, my prior branding-consultancy work for the Empire of Trebizond was perceived as creating a potential conflict of interest, so the Muscovites retained someone else.

481 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9561 09:56

A mysterious message coming from nowhere...

482 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9561 12:13

I don’t want to sound anti-semitic, but I sure do hate it when occupation soldiers shoot unarmed civilians in the back.

483 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9561 18:50

one would say:
"wtf
you both are being gay cunts rn
what is a thing a patriot doesnt say? tell me pls
what is a thing one would say?"
thats what a gaytriot would say

484 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9562 02:22

Finally after all these years a Book that Assists Masturbation, I have been seeking one for ages but could find no such article indicating such a function.

485 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9563 15:00

Ahh yes, the founder of the World Cinema Project is gatekeeping, and only those plucky underdogs who work for the most powerful media conglomerate of all time can stop him!

486 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9565 03:54

The free market is an old Chinese man grinding an increasingly rare sequence of animals into boner pills, Forever

487 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9566 02:21

Unironically had a dream like that yesterday
In the dream I was ordered by the local school bus tank leader to go beat up a fat guy and rape him 5 times in the set time, I had beaten but it took longer than expected, issues also arose as I could not get aroused by the Fatman, and every time I would go to put it I would go soft, this went on for days, until the deadline reached, when it reached I had started crying and fearing for my life for I had failed the bus Lord, as I lay on the floor crying asking for forgiveness he had told me to get up since he knew I would fail and it was just to fuck with me, after that he sent me to pick up paperwork from the gardens of zen
All around okay dream when the shadow demons weren't there

488 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9567 01:35

If a superhero has super strength and can lift cars and stuff then why would big boobs make her back hurt 🤔

489 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9568 05:26

Pendleton Act was a mistake. It's nothing but trash.

490 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9568 05:33

Here's disclaimer: I'm a civilian, but on Roblox I'm member of some military groups so I can somehow relate the feelings of real vets too.

491 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9568 18:08

Atheism is catnip for idiots.

492 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9568 23:54

Saiyans are nearly identical to humans. I'm not sure about their internal organs but Dragonball shows us quite a few times that Goku has a set of perfectly normal looking male genitals.

And all the ki based characters in Dragonball are capable of controlling their power, which is why they don't make a crater with every step. Which is Vegeta didn't split Bulma in two on the first thrust.

So Vegeta has the components to have sex with a human female and is capable of controlling his strength so he didn't shatter Bulma during the act.

493 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9569 04:27

Killing your Political enemies is the most based thing ever cause their fucking dead and they cant spread their dog shit ideologies

494 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9569 09:48

This is all very interesting but I'd like to say I was not being rude. I mean I know a girl once got suspended from School for calling someone a Hanzo Main

495 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9569 10:21

I knew a man who had a strict religious policy to not engage in sex until marriage. Nevertheless, he was always just “happening” to drive by a bus depot, and managed to pick up 14 year old girls who needed a hot meal, a hot bath, a warm bed, and a few dollars. It was sad. They were so young, but yet so old, and they knew that everything had a price, so they paid him with their bodies. And then, in the morning, refreshed, they hit the road again, running away from something, running to what? They didn’t know. But, nevertheless, running.

This completely violated his principles, but he had no prospects of marriage, and had an overwhelming need for sex. And he was not really a pedophile, any available woman would do. Needless to say, he would always beat himself up over this.

You know what I advised him? Either stop doing it, or stop feeling guilty about it!

My guilty pleasure is eating chocolate in bed. For many reasons - I can’t brush my teeth after, and I always manage to drool chocolate on my pillowcase, or wake up with cake in my hair! My mate has learned to laugh at this, and I have to laugh myself.

Yeah, I messed up the bed, and my nightgown. Guilty as charged! Oh, but what a pleasure! Hence, guilty pleasure.

496 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9569 14:01

Japanese Presents: Very standard classic Sonic sounding but with CD quality
US Presents: A lot more abstract and almost RPG esque sounding

Japanese Pasts: Primitive and prehistoric sounding version of the present
US Pasts: Very dreamy and nostalgic sounding versions of the present

Japanese Good Futures: Super duper happy, serene, and dancey versions of the present
US Good Futures: Very badass hi tech and utopian sounding versions of the present

Japanese Bad Futures: Scary and Chaotic sounding versions of the present, like the place is being destroyed
US Bad Futures: Dark and dystopian versions of the present that sound like the place was already destroyed

497 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9569 17:16

JP Presents: Just Normal And Cool, Happy And NICE!

US Presents: Just Happy And Peaceful And Going Outside And Get The Pool Out While Listen To Those Songs! Ah! Nice!

JP Pasts: So Random And Crazy, With Confusements And More! Catchy!

US Pasts: So Relaxing, Dreamy And Memorial, Just Sit Back And Relax, And Put Headphones On And Listen Without Any Salty People Ruining Our Songs!

JP Good Futures: So Nice And Relax, Just So Damn Good! So Amazingly Relaxing!

US Good Futures: Nice And Relaxing But You Can Hear Rockstars, Now Go!

JP Bad Futures: So Haunting And Badass! With Dying Animals Doing Noises Before They Go To Hell! So Deadly And Atrocious!

US Bad Futures: So Depressing, Sad, Breathtaking, Heartbreaking, Unbearable, Appalling And Terrible. Really Lonely, So Heartburning, Sad, Poor Animals And People Dying! Really Sad Memorials...

498 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9571 02:51

>elect a guy
>I'm not gonna do SHIT, go PRAY to god instead lmao

499 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9571 10:08

christmas 2019 ruined by Gengar's 12 missing polygons. how could you do this nintendo

500 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9571 14:39

500get

501 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9571 17:31

If anyone knows what vore is can someone make a vore mod for sm64 where you get most of the start off by being swallowed by princess peach who ate a power up that turned her to bowsette and then you meet a bob-om who says "you accidentally got swallowed by princess peach fortunately she is one of the star children so you can get out by activating the stars in peach's body" then the open world is all stomach but the lvls are magical places because she's one of the 7 star children just start the game by having mario jump into peach and then he teleports to magical world inside peach maybe call it peach's inside story. PLZ
Maybe jsut put some of peach's body's stomach walls obstacles along with intestine and you can make acid that burns you like lava in open world it would be cool want full hack done like sm64 shining stars, brutal mario 64, ect. 151 stars in the game please someone make the rom hack for me only reason i ask is because i have no mod skill would do myself but it seems impossible right now. maybe someone help me out trying to make it

502 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9572 01:45

>>500 !!!!

503 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9572 18:11

Thing I learned today: The Romans liked to write messages on their sling stones, rather like soldiers wrote messages on bombs during WW2. One message we've found on a sling bullet? I hope this hits you in the dick. In Latin, of course. People haven't changed at all.

504 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9573 06:38

>>503
That shit is pretty hilarious, my favorite's a Greek one that says "Catch!"

505 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9573 14:37

this piece of crap will outlive us all

506 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9573 15:24

>>505 that's no way to talk about your new grandson, dad

507 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9573 20:16

LOL I ALWAYSS WANTED AN OLD DUDE WITH A PATRIOTS CAP CALL ME A SCUMBAG..... THATS WHEN U KNOW U MADE IT..... WHEN SOME OLD FAT DUDE THROWS 70S COP MOVIE INSULTS UR WAY..... TAKE THAT YA SCUMBAG!!! BIFF!!! CUFF HIM UP MICK!

508 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9574 06:01

If you read this you are gay.

509 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9574 11:52

for some people it seemed like they were having a religious experience but I remember more than a couple people had soiled themselves. There's probably some overlap in that venn diagram, too.

510 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9575 15:02

What people have missed about Azumanga Daioh is that the anime (released in 2002) crafts the aesthetics of 90's nostalgia. The themes of alienated teachers and a barely functioning education system, breaking its own rules with failed students such as Osaka, or pushing through gifted super children - and here the pedophilic tendencies of the slice of life genre in sexualizing innocence are expressed - like Chiyo. No wonder it became an internet phenomenon on 4chan and spread from there outwards, as social rejects and losers in western society who were drawn to anime as an escape from their conditions which they fail to live up to, found Japanese nostalgia for the video game era appealing. The apparent message of friendship and belonging in society lure viewers in to the feminine social world, but this message falls flat in creating real challenges and obstacles to the characters. They are able to enjoy a relatively peaceful hedonist life, preparing themselves for the work world, but this is only because they exist within a sheltered cupola.

It's worth mentioning that the slice of life genre despite being composed exclusively of women, is designed purposefully for a male audience. In terms of educational merit, it's clear that becoming absorbed in SOL results in social retardation, pedophilia, and buttresses illusions about the formation of relationships and priorities in life. The predatory gaze of embarrassing losers falls on teenage girls or younger, to the point that it raises the suspicion that there is a sadistic element, the goal of destroying something beautiful. In other words, they owe enough fidelity to their society and the peace, security, and private property it's provided them (the internet pedophiles) that they won't lower it to the level of critique, instead the antagonism is transferred and attacked in the image of the pubescent girl, i.e. the loli.

So we can say with a measure of certainty and concreteness that Japanese culture has FAILED the growing young generation, just as Japanese society itself FAILS to make meaning and purpose to life. The absorption into a corporate work culture, supreme alienation, and attempts to revive old traditions all aggregate into a high suicide rate, increased anxiety and depression, social isolation, and the growing popularity of mangas which seem to posit nihilist themes; Berserk, Aku No Hana, etc. Those stupid mangas inserting DIY slice of life elements into every chapter (for almost no reason except to celebrate consumerist hobbyism) are losing their popularity to texts which attack or attempt to tackle the meaninglessness of life in Japan.

511 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9576 13:43

History will remember how I heroically blocked someone on Twitter

512 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9576 18:10

Every time Swellwell is up, the GOP members on the committee should make farting noises into their microphones until Schiff cuts them off. That would totally rock.

513 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9576 22:26

shart

514 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9576 22:48

shneef

515 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9577 03:18

smdh that there's so many dating sites but none of them have "search for a hunk matching the given regex" functionality

516 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9577 20:28

Gonna be hard to spin a Blowed-Up Earth, if I'm being honest. Hard to come up with a Positive Take.

517 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9577 23:20

Reminder that "therapy" is a total scam designed to trick anxious white women with too much disposable income into thinking that pointlessly regurgitating the neurotic chatter that runs through their minds daily is some sort of constructive mental growth, and even admirable work.

518 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9578 03:12

i do that all the time it's fun :)

519 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9578 16:04

No way in Hell am I giving my health info to a crazy-eyed foreigner rocking in the corner, stroking his knife and muttering "Don't be evil, don't be evil."

520 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9578 21:21

haven't u ever watched start wreck. at the beginning of every episode rikers has no beard, and by the end it is full grown

521 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9578 21:53

The most obvious solution to the "wine-coloured sea" question is that the ancient Hellenic peoples, just like the Greeks today, were a bunch of fucking drunktards.

522 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9579 19:23

"Oh Come On Shelly, You'll Always Be Shelly To Me, Alright Shelly, So Come On Shelly" (((Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Culo Off)))!!!

523 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9579 22:40

Can you be high and online at the same time?

Imagine my disbelief!! Siri do the shrug emoji.

Four.

524 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9580 02:32

i hope that when all of humanity is wiped out this is the only fragment of our existence

525 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9580 09:01

I am the hashtag. I am the hashtag.

526 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9580 21:31

That's an extremely weird reason to dislike an animal. But whilst we're talking about their digestion, let's discuss their poop. It's delightful. It smells like a Eucalyptus drop!

527 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9581 04:28

さとりdeポン！

一般「？」
サブカルオタク「とろ美！」
海外「goreshit！」

528 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9582 06:02

Well, think about it. Jesus came as a man, so masturbating to him would be homosexual and that is inconsistent with His teachings. If your pastor did indeed recommend this, I would find a new church.

529 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9582 16:09

I hate the idea that there's still a general public. The population is so large now that there's more gay furries than there were people alive back in the 1700s. The popular opinion is no longer the default one.

530 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9582 16:10

>>529
From 4taba, right? I mean, it's not wrong.

531 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9582 16:13

>>530
It's more quote-worthy than "wrong". Also yeah it's from shitaba

532 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9583 01:02

start a fake weed instagram, go find popular weed page, message a bunch of idiots who follow that page and tell them you are selling fatnugzzz. accept bitcoin or cashapp. never send dope obviously. easy as fuck

533 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9583 16:28

Go fuck the holes you cut in your son's dolls and cry yourself to sleep over the injustices of the world if you aren't strong enough to face them, fag.

534 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9584 02:48

Excellent... thanks for sharing

535 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9584 19:42

When he reaches 0% sanity, he becomes a fat, autistic, acne ridden, loser, who wears ahegao hoodies, takes an anime body pillows everywhere he goes, and jacks off to gay furry porn in the computer lab after class.

536 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9585 04:49

>>535
I don't like this hack of Call of Cthulhu.

537 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9585 05:06

How do you unironically type out the words “Chick Fil A betrayed us” without reflecting on what went wrong in your life and deactivating your account

538 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9585 16:02

>>537 Probably the same way you show everyone how not-racist you are by voting for the black guy twice.

539 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9585 20:53

the year is 1982

A distraught japanese man looks down at his scrabble pieces

X, A, B, U, N, G, L, and E stare back at him

Yoshiyuki Tomino knew what he had to do

540 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9586 00:41

My source code is not just ASCII, it's rich text with graphics. Imagine compiling a Word document. When you get out of the ASCII stone ages, you can have word-wrap in your source code comments.

(The word wrap sucks, though, because my command-line has active links. Grep prints links. If the width of my source code is different, line numbers change!)

http://www.sparrowos.com

I just used word wrap in comments. I don't like word wrap in code.

541 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9587 11:43

Four out of five biologists regard psychologists as jibbering baboons, and you should too. If other scientists had their way, Psychology would not be considered a “science” at all, but would be ranked somewhere above Creationism and below Performance Art. In fact, those who receive undergraduate degrees in Psychology but decide not to pursue graduate programs in that field often fall back on careers in Human Resources.

542 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9587 17:11

TFW you buy your girl an expensive microphone setup for her streaming PC and she stands up and farts directly into her new mic while talking to you on discord....

543 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9587 21:42

they cant produce enough food to feed themselves. because starving is what shit countries like china are best at.

544 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9587 22:03

Oh great, now you've given me a bad taste in my mouth by reminding me of Game of Thrones in this thread full of wholesome niece murder.

545 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9588 04:11

How dare you people continuously cast unfounded aspersions on the Queen and her family. What happened to innocent until PROVEN guilty? There hasn’t even been an investigation, let alone charges and even then it would be preposterously asinine to assume guilt without a conviction.

Even if the royal family ever dabbled in something untoward, which there is zero evidence of, it would be vastly outweighed by the massive amount of charitable endeavors they have magnanimously and altruistically sacrificed their German blood, sweat and tears for.

Have you not seen the Crown which clearly demonstrates Ol’ Liz is a sweetheart? Are you not aware of the original heroine white savior, Princess Diana? This amazing family has been through quite enough, without you lot of ignorant bystanders piling on.

Andrew has always been too kindhearted and susceptible to falling in with the wrong crowd. Innocently needing rides and places to stay. Occasionally putting feet in his mouth, helping facilitate illicit arms deals, being taken advantage of entirely unawares by ruffians preying upon his honorable nature. Ribbing elbows with socialites, gal pals, allegedly sweating all over underage prostitutes, in places where they are not technically underage, also they just want money and publicity, also look at the devastating damage done to his image and the horrifying fact that he’s been removed from royal duties such as charitable endeavors such as entertaining arms dealers, so really he’s more of a victim here.

Financial crimes like this don’t even count anyway and these are not that bad compared to Deutsche Bank and the Libor scandal, Bear Stearns + Goldman Sachs etc and the mortgage crisis, HSBC and laundering billions in cartel money, Wells Fargo and the account fraud scandal, the Rothschild’s and whatever it is they did.

Even with Epstein the obvious and only non conspiracy explanation for his obvious suicide, is the colossal guilt he felt for taking advantage of such an honest and loyal friend as Andrew.

Clearly there is zero incontrovertible proof that prince Andrew is a rapist pedophile (I mean that other similar word hebephilia or whatever, about puberty that makes everything totally fine) sex trafficking blackmail facilitating necrophiliac murderer and serial sweater. So any speculation is just slanderous conspiracy theory.

Besides, no one even knows which In and Out socialite philanthropist Ghislaine Maxwell is at, so case closed.

546 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9588 15:07

a real girl dressing up as an anime girl is like someone with down syndrome dressing up as a rocket scientist

547 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9588 22:21

Kintoki is the super wholesome guy who doesn't really get that he's the star of a hentai doujin. Which is just as well because he can at least tell Shuten is guro incarnate.

548 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9588 22:42

he sent in his cat's dna you spastic cunt

549 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9589 15:40

People talk about how, if the Pilgrim nuclear power plant melts down, we’ll all die before we evacuate the cape. But has anyone considered, what if the reactor goes critical AND there’s a really long line to get a Crunchwrap?

550 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9589 16:36

Mob 1: JEWS WILL NOT REPLACE US
Mob 2: FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA PALESTINE WILL BE FREE
*eyes meet*
*baseball bats drop*
*giant orgy*

551 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9590 00:32

Strzok and McCabe were on the same Page

552 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9590 23:04

Who is this host? Why did she make this show? How much drugs and flinstones vitamins did she take while making it? And how much taco bell did she eat?

553 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9591 22:08

I like when it gets loud because then I know when to laugh

554 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9592 16:32

Luke sky walker did not wear black velvet and the Chanel boots to the sarlac pit just for JJ Abrams to say that someone else is gonna be the first gay in starwar. Don’t worry mr. sky walker. I saw your Chanel boots.

555 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9593 01:02

"Frozen" spin-off movies about the other elements:
"Blown" (a magical girl who controls the wind)
"Dirty" (a magical girl who controls the earth)
"Burnt" (a magical girl who controls fire)

556 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9593 19:56

All of that text, when a simple "F you!" would have sufficed.

557 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9594 19:50

Is there an anus in the middle of the penis at page 6? it looks really confusing.

558 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9596 20:04

Ahh what a wholesome interaction between an amalgamation of aborted fetuses of prostitutes in London and a murderous sweet tentacle keyhole loli.

559 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9596 22:25

The US government employed Stanley Kubric to fake the moon landing. NASA hired Kubric to produce and film the entire moon project, but due to his attention to detail and realism, he demanded everything be shot on location.

560 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9597 21:40

4/4 is dead. Wait until you hear the golden sounds that I'm working on. It's a catchy 2 measures of 3/4 time followed by 3 measures of 2/4 time. Based on flamenco "bulerias" but brought into the future. Sounds like a wall of orgasms. Get ready!

561 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9598 07:20

Figured it out. You have to submerge the inside inside him (despite choosing all the straight options, go figure.) by holding down the mouse in his torso then move it around to find exclamation points. Stop movement, release mouse, then start the click, hold, release pattern like other pokemon. There's a few spots that have different actions.

However, buizel just left because of teh fact I fingered grimer.

This game is getting real fucking weird for a porn game.

562 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9599 00:56

i was in an onernight train (the kimds tu spend the might in a cramped car with 3 strangers. ) whell no one wants to stay the entire ride in the cremaped car so we all heasded to th e food/drink car,

We strted drinking, we were going from bearcelomna to paris. And i decided to get really really drunk. So i also decided to fuck with the spanish crew. Asking them what was the most foul think you could say in thier language.

Bad idea. One waiter told me it was "me caigo en di*os" i thought it was hilarious, and if translate s roughly to "i shit on g*d" $o there i am like a kid who first learned a curse word amd was given permission to use it. Well the staff were pissed amd kept asking ,me oberand over again who told you this?!

Although i couldn't find the guy. They were all so angry that after the car cleared out except fot for me they started askimg if i wamted a special treat, a big mac. My drunk dumb ass said ssyess.

So o ate what i cam omly assume had human excrement inside it. Not ten minutes before i lie in bed i start vomiting profusely!

Get up and gebtge waitress for water to no avail. It was a long trip back to paris and i never did tell my hist family what had happen. So kids, never never be loud American s in Europe amd never try to be a cheeky fucker unless in uk or ireland. Disgusting o

Sorry about thr poor scriprt this tanlet is a pos.

563 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9599 09:29

A collection of scaly horned failed-experimental maggots accompanied the usual zombies, which was cheerful, and a pale ghoul lieutenant managed to repeatedly cast a pain spell on my horse before killing several of my test dwarves with a crossbow. This is good.

564 Name: vc: unethe : 1993-09-9599 12:36

I WILL NOT EAT BUGS I WILL NOT DRINK COCKROACH SLURPIES I WILL NOT EAT GRASS HOPPER NACHOS I WILL NOT LIVE IN A POD

565 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9600 17:48

Danmaku is an occult genre. Mastering danmaku is taoist praxis, mastering flows, becoming like water - just go where there arent any bullets LMAO.

566 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9602 23:34

If a crow shits on their shirt, they term it crow jihad and believe muslims sent it to eradicate hindus from india. I am not even joking.

567 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9603 18:56

When is Jeanette McCurdy gonna get fat and start doing fart porn?

568 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9604 18:13

My daughter cried because her poop wasn’t winking and smiling at her.

569 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9604 18:52

Hmm, woman and horse do not currently allow a 3d printer, but if you are interested, I have one or the other which you could enjoy.

570 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9604 19:09

Holy shit. hoooly shit. This guy pisses me off so much. 0/10 worst way to watch. Who the fuck is going to watch the TV series, THEN rebuilds and THEN EoE? That's fucking illogical, and the excuse for doing being EVA is 'abstract' is fucking stupid. Yeah it's going to be fucking illogical if you don't go in order. best way for watching would be the TV series, as he laid out, but then EoE after episode 26. You retain the story of the TV series that advance in EoE. Not distract yourself with...Rebuilds between TV and EoE.

As for the manga which he so graciously blew off, read that after you've watched the series and EoE about 2 times over. the manga goes further in to some characters and gives more back story for those we were told less about in the TV series, such as Kaji.

And as for rebuilds...if you want to, go ahead. I for one would say do watch it, but have the mindset of it being a "sit there and dont think too hard about it" Type deal. because rebuilds is..fuck it I'm saying it.. It's an idiotic cash cow, copious of fanservice, bad characterization and just overall flashy and 2D. a "Michael Bay Wet Dream" Per say. tons of cool shit, but about .0001% as..well...'deep' as the TV series and EoE.

571 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9605 00:16

I don't think a gay interpretation of Mohammed would have the same breadth of appeal or interest as a gay interpretation of Jesus, but would garner just as much outcry. From a business perspective, doesn't make sense to do it.

572 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9606 03:40

So why is it that every Ivy League grad has their Hogwarts house in their bio and every unemployed high school dropout bro has an opinion on Yukio Mishima

573 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9606 14:16

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574 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9606 17:59

you're telling me that the woman who wrote a series where ugly short people with huge noses run all the banks is a shitty person? I'm in disbelief right now

575 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9607 00:46

Die Hard isn’t a Christmas movie. He sneaks around a tower at night avoiding Alan Rickman. It’s a Harry Potter movie.

576 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9607 13:56

Been on the internet for 16 years. Probably spent more than 60,000 hours here. Posting on imageboards so all my posts are long ago gone. Never kept accounts long enough on sites to build up any history. Never made any online friends. I don't really have any strong memories, I don't really remember any specific things I learned. One day I close the browser for one last time. I stand up from my chair. I turn off the computer, I unplug it, and I put it in the trash. There's not a trace I even existed and not a mark left online of my activity. I look at my empty desk and walk away, it might as well have been a dream.

577 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9607 16:09

The fact that I could string together the words “anime nazis” and “astrology tankies” and you know what it means is pretty instructive of how much of a shithole madhouse this website is

578 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9607 18:22

You were about to say him but corrected yourself, since furries aren't people

579 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9608 01:36

Bold decision to have your finale film be an entirely unconnected series of parody shorts but I'm down with it

580 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9608 14:10

So who stops the guys with knives when nobody has a gun? The police? How many people could die before a cop gets there? Your queen probably loves watching people have knife death battles, since shes a satanist. Lol

581 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9608 15:23

shmorky had a similar idea in his art when he was prolly more healthy, "world where i can vent whatever i want" is a good way to stop urself from sliding into fuck hell
when u realise people will kill u for ur fuck hell vent and u have to go "I think we should be nice to one another :-( oh no! i'm bad" all the time as ur only content thats when u r in fucked zone
im of the firm belief that people are all insane deep down AND have also done insane things deep down so if they get paralysed by norms that is when they r in the most cursed region
since they have to lie to stay alive lol
weird
ths isnt me saying "u can do insane things" by the way if u do that i will say haha >:-) i disapprove. in a dramatic gesture. but its obvious to me that "getting into fucked up crap" is the norm for human beings and that it is "very possible to just decide never to think about it again" but it is the kind of stupid shit that creates festering crap like Pixar. the Animation Industry. Networking with professionals
where some obviously fucked up idiot is at the top, but everyone else is a SUBLIMATED fucked up idiot where the goal is to never talk about fucked up idiot shit
tobt dox undertale norms now is if u do a bad thing u just dont tell anyone and then delete all ur posts liek a retard and then tell people "I think you should get healthy and exercise healthy relationships witha therapist" if they talk about the problems in the most nornal and direct way which is "saying them to someone"
tahts what i think

582 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9608 18:44

the guitar dude from avgn has had it rough since i raped him i guess

583 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9608 22:26

Even though Tim Curry was born in the UK I think him dressed as Pennywise 24/7 is the only logical progression for the next President.

584 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9610 16:34

Yeah, that gray cat has the strongest theater kid energy that I've ever seen in my life

585 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9611 19:47

Olympic weightlifting? Pshh no thanks, the only "clean and jerk" I do is when I tidy up my room and then beat off.

586 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9612 04:15

Not a surgeon, but a former Anesthesia Technician while in the Army. I had a few interesting cases come through. Top 5, not in order.

  1. Lightbulb, not like a lamp lightbulb, but one of those LED lightsaber bulbs that you see air traffic controller people using.

2, 24 inch double ended ribbed black dildo. That was a guy who had it stuck there.

3. Soda can

4. Ken doll. This was actually removed from a womans vagina.

5. Half a baguette.. not a fucking clue how that happened honestly. I've thought about it a lot and just never could figure it out.

587 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9613 01:10

If you mention Strasserism, half the guys in your mentions will be Rose emojis saying Strasserism doesn't exist, and the other half will be "NazbolAssadPolPotGang" saying "we're gonna send you to the people's death camps, also do you listen to David Bowie"

588 Name: vc: cell : 1993-09-9613 05:22

This may be the worst thread ever. I hope all of you get run over by a loud piped bus hauling injured cycle riders while riding down the shoulder doing a wheelie.

589 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9614 20:21

If you can afford a prostitute or have more upper body strength than a woman, you can't be an incel.

590 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9614 21:28

Clams cost more than sausages.

591 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9615 00:33

Thanks Steve. Your informed analysis of the situation has opened my eyes. I have also lol'd and now I have woken up. Do I have to apply for my bigot starter kit or will someone contact me about delivery? Killing my humanity to own the libs.

592 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9615 19:18

Metroid is such a cool robot that he keeps his girlfriend safe by using himself as armor for her.

593 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9615 23:34

i remind u that i have literally never watched eva and my opinions are 100% based on memes and BL doujins

594 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9616 08:31

Lots of pornstars that do gaping stuff consistently end up in diapers by the time they're in their 30s, and they either just live with a non functional sphincter or they get it corrected with surgery down the line.

595 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9616 10:57

>DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST IMPREGNATE LOLI AND GET EXCITED FOR NEXT LOLI

596 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9617 02:29

you have to come to terms with the fact that realistically in a post apocalyptic world theres a 99% chance youll die from diarrhea after drinking bad water and you will never get a chance to wear football armor and make a machete out of duct tape and a lawnmower blade or whatever

597 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9617 07:24

i thought the op said bald kirby games, which makes no sense because kirby is bald in every game

598 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9617 08:45

It does appear that the limb regrow effect responds to tissue-layer settings, so if you want to mod in just the skin growing back, instead of the entire limb with all of its tissues, you can go ahead and have an unusable sort of fleshy sleeve grow out, and then force your players to go find the muscle and bone effects separately.

599 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9617 20:17

We live in a society where homosexuals lecture us on morals, transvestites lecture us on human biology, baby killers lecture us on human rights and socialist lecture us on economics.

600 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9618 01:10

>>599
And fictional serial killers lecture us on sociology.

601 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9618 17:59

>>594
Maybe they can become AB/DL porn stars.

602 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9618 22:46

Comedians think they have to be edgy to be funny. Meanwhile, my mommy is out here hiding my big plastic keys behind her back and making me clap and giggle every damn time.

603 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9619 07:23

TONIGHT I STARTED TAKING A SHIT IN ONE DECADE AND FINISHED IT IN ANOTHER

Hope all of you had just as amazing of a New Years as I did

604 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9620 06:24

The fact that we're in the 'Twenties' sounds so weird. Sounds like a bygone era when women were still fighting for their rights, the upper classes were living a life of hedonism whilst people starved & the world was on the verge of financial ruin and war

605 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9620 12:06

I see you read the book how2reverb4sanics where the autism hits the idea of creating a thread with such aim and arrow being the target a deplorable opinion and negative in its full redundancy, quite sad cuz I read the book and I consider myself a reverb master myself pretty gangster as well as you, please let me guide you through the atmospheric journey of your mom screamin' in the background while Aqualung dreams on it and he believes will never get too old so don't start ways uneasy.

606 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9620 19:53

I demand realistic combat tactics from the cape-wearing villain who wields a black laser sword and wants to kidnap a tiny magic green elf baby.

607 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9621 08:12

Isnt it hilarious that trump killed someone twice as popular as him?

608 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9621 10:20

70 IQ: Afraid of getting drafted in a war with Iran

100 IQ: Doesn't think we're going to go to war with Iran

200IQ: Buying extra large dresses to resell to guys who are going to pretend to be trans to avoid getting drafted.

609 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9622 06:27

Because Worf just isn't a very deep character. Once you've seen him in the three following states - gruff tactical officer, ragdoll used to demonstrate how tough the bad guy is, and torn between his loyalty to the Federation and his Klingon heritage - you've seen it all.
But even Worf is a better character than Riker. If you zoom in on his beard in the later episodes you can see little pieces of food stuck in there. The way he sits down in chairs is totally bizarre and unnecessary. He becomes angry very frequently, sometimes for no clear reason. There's a constant air of tension surrounding him, as if he's constantly bothered by something that nobody but himself can see or understand. This becomes even more bizarre when you take into account that Riker's love interest and fellow officer, Deanna Troi, is the ship's counselor and a psychic who can sense other people's emotions. Even with this psychiatric resource at his disposal Riker is a disturbed, unstable man. It's only a matter of time before his thin veneer of sanity comes crashing down, and he explodes.
I've tried to be charitable and understanding towards him but this is the truth. Frankly I'm amazed that Picard didn't catch onto any of this and ask for him to be transferred off of the Enterprise. Riker may seem like a good man at first, but he is dangerous.

610 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9622 12:06

You people are beyond me. Why in the world would you want a picture of a
sheep (?) being forced (??) into sex (???) it quite likely does not want
(????) in a distribution of computer programs (?????) even if there was
no legal issue whatsoever. If you can judge by the number of question
marks, this is a serious question. I'm looking forward to the attempt of
a serious answer.

611 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9623 02:34

as a historian it's very gratifying to see my son take an interest in the medieval period. he's so well-versed in the history of charlemagne he even knows the names of fairly minor courtiers like astolfo

612 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9624 10:28

Im thinking about Hacksaw Ridge again and how its fascinating because its like watching a psychopath try to make a Hallmark movie.

613 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9627 02:15

>ps the playstation 2 sucked

What a bitch. I bet shes already dead if in 2012 she couldnt stay awake for more than an hour at a time.

614 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9629 00:49

Irony is a character from Brave Little Toaster. Essentially, if something is said to be "Ironic" it means that it is spoken in the same nasaly voice Irony uses.

615 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9629 09:58

It's awesome mod,thanks. I am Japanese elona player, and I believe if only this was also popular in Japan E+ could avoid it's fatal loss of player mainly caused by pee update.

616 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9629 22:17

Somewhere, a high school freshman is making a joke about this video and 27 Vietnamese children are going without water

617 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9629 22:43

I’ll level with you, if I wanted to have sex with a man who was as vain and hairless as me, I’d just have sex with a woman.

618 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9630 18:12

This took me a while to get into. Having listened a bunch of fugues by Bach (well, let's be honest, NERDING over the fugues of Bach) I thought this fugue had a lot of needless notes, superficial pandering to the given instrument. It seemed complex for the sake of complexity. Then I gave it another, more focused listen, and I think it's wonderful!! Counter subject is great and the developement of the subjects within the piece were wonderful as well. The coda might have benefitted from a little bit of slowing down, for it is quite satisfying but over so quickly (and I would add a trill to the last sound when performing, not in the recording however). I would like to learn to play the piece with the piano. I'm still far away from the required skill level to accurately play a fugue, but I would most politely ask you for the sheet music if you have them. Keep building more fugues from this series! Who knows, I might even compose a fugue of my own on the ssame subject, we'll see. Keep up the good work!

619 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9630 23:12

It's like a RPG experience point level system. You're level 1 forever and it's a huge grind, but eventually you hit level 2 and get a huge boost. Programming is hard until it isn't. One day it just "clicks" and you go from a codelet to a programmer. It doesn't specifically have to do with practice, completion of projects, number of books or tutorials. Sure those things help but it's more along the lines of understanding an abstract concept and logical structure. I'd say it's really similar to comprehending a scientific theory or a philosophical question like the Holy Trinity (How can God be three people when he is just one person?) Eventually, somehow, somewhere, in some way, it eventually "clicks" and you get it. For some they get it when someone does the whole Gas/Solid/Liquid thing. For others they get it when someone does the whole "God is such an amazing singular personality, that he's three people." The concept eventually "clicks" in the person's mind and they go to level 2. Learning to program is the same. Learning other skills (but not all) are also the same.

Some things, like art, require practice and work like you describe. Slow incremental change like going to the Gym.

Other things are like level systems. You suck you suck and you suck until one day, you stop sucking.

620 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9631 13:42

>>615 what the fuck, elona plus got a pee update?

621 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9631 22:40

>>620
Yeah, the "hydration" system added in Elona+ Custom (and removed again in Elona+ Custom G, the mod >>615 was posted in response to.) I think most people are annoyed not by the fact that you can/need to pee, but that you can't drink potions and other shit if you're not thirsty.

Also apparently your pets have hydration meters too and will die of thirst, but you can't give them a drink unless you're thirsty too.

622 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9635 07:58

ur dumb as fuck
ur the same kids who drink coffee all day saying its good for u, then u say its bad when it's monster. dumb af.

623 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9635 13:04

I've been dwelling on this picture off and on for over 20 years. All the heros are going to die as they are in the wrong place. The wizard needs to finish off that chaos warrior and sorcerer as they are most dangerous to him, yet he has to take care of those three zombies first. I'm not even sure what the elf is trying to do, but he better watch that arch way above him. The dwarf is in no danger and is only taking on a single orc. The best fighter, the barbarian, is away from the greatest threats and is fighting two orcs - what a waste of his talent! The wizard should have been in the back using his magic, the elf should of been protecting him, the dwarf should have taken the brunt of the enemies while the barbarian should be killing everything else. This picture for me is exactly what the heros should not be doing but still awesome art.

624 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9635 14:17

宁真的不是孤儿？骂人都这么两句?
你妈死了我操你妈卖烂斜逼阴茎你妈死尸爆全家内脏炸裂你母亲的阴道捅烂放你妈的逼血让你妈死无全尸炸你家烂血烂逼鸡巴日你妈赖逼操你妈畜牲日你妈的血肉爆炸傻逼你母亲死尸爆炸舔你妈骨灰把你妈吊起来日你妈的深逼生出你这个死烂逼杂种日你妈的血鸡巴杀你妈血脑壳把你妈脑浆挤出来喂狗吃死妈玩意操你爹的阴毛日你爹的深鸡巴操你妈的肝门你妈死逼骚烂史操你全家祖师爷日你家的爷爷欢迎收看你爹与你妈的巨幅度动作不小心把你妈日死从你妈的死逼里生出来的你鸡巴逼娃娃把你爹吊起来割掉鸡巴你爹无法日你妈死尸暴怒把你大卸八块丢进你妈的尸体里种树长出死全家玩意你妈鸡巴东西你爹欲哭无泪跳河自尽癌杂种畜牲玩意看见你的尸体日边了她所有地方你妈烂鸡巴死无全尸你全家得艾滋病身亡你爹尸体炸裂你妈死无全尸你爷内脏爆炸你奶体内穿孔你祖宗尸分为二你全家烂逼死空你母亲深逼流大量逼水被你爹用鸡巴插穿孔你妈一分为十杀砍头的血逼把你爹杀了操你奶奶的内脏把你奶奶的大肠崩坏你奶奶粪便露出你爷爷日穿你奶奶的肛门你全家由此灭亡

你要送妈我当然欢迎，继续?

你妈螺旋升天后野爹我恰巧在空中放了个火箭推动器于是你妈接到推动器之后以音速缩水飞向太空这时太阳蒸发了你妈的臭bi水导致你妈无法卖淫你个死亲妈的孤儿网恋野种一天到晚意淫自己刚的过你野爹我殊不知你就是个当初年轻时风流出来的产物 整天抱着网恋对象意淫两个丑屌丝隔着屏幕爱你亲妈爱你亲爹，你野爹笑的手抖不小心就一刀剁了你亲妈的脖子 你个野种从小缺爱长得丑没本事在网上找存在感结果遇到你野爹被吊打不服就喜欢复制粘贴跟你野爹玩小鸡啄老虎也是不顾你亲妈的性命 死野种你野爹永远在你亲妈坟头跳舞给你个孤儿网恋野种助兴 祝你早日能隔着屏幕操到她被万人舔过的臭逼你个死妈废物只能可怜巴巴的在旁边围观着你野爹我在你婊子妈的阴道中疯狂旋转你个死妈傻狗嫉妒羡慕恨只能握着自己那三厘米短小的瘠薄疯狂撸管来发泄

625 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9637 03:10

The social contract is:

If you try to enforce a contract with me, you're a socialist.

Any further questions, libtard?

626 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9637 16:52

turn away from the Internet for one second and it spawns catholic doge miku singing a cover of a french band singing in psuedo latin

627 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9639 05:49

This is the kind of milquetoast take that's finally forced me to abandon Biden. I can't in good conscience vote for a candidate who refuses to commit to stripping gamers of all voting rights.

628 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9639 23:09

whoever fought for my right to work and go to school as a woman fuck you

629 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9640 03:38

イスラム国支配地域ではちんちんをしごくことも許されない
…
ユダヤのおじさん

630 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9640 06:14

That feel when you realize that Jesus might have been gay because who goes away with a bunch of men on a fishing trip and doesn't return with fish.

631 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9640 13:42

Sir Gregory Hall, Esqueer wrote in Message-ID:
<***@4ax.com>

"A hawt Asian ladyboy is free to devour my manhood
any time she wants to."

632 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9643 02:30

Coming around to the idea that the most powerful and effective political argument against the left in 2020 is probably simple as: Shut up fag

633 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9644 18:11

I'm sick and tired of all of it. I can't do this anymore. I worked so hard to create my first two Sonic Inflation games, and what do I get? I never get the recognition I deserve. I could spend my whole life working on this series (Although, I've spent over 9 years on it already), and you people still wouldn't care about it.

I was promised the front-page, promised my name would be all over the flash world and promised that I would change Newgrounds and everything it stands for.

To all my fans, the few of you who care, the ones who saw the message I was trying to bring: I'm sorry.

634 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9644 19:25

I always ask for extra beans, because 1) I don't want rice and 2) the one spoon of beans they DO give me is resentfully skimpy. But the second portion of beans is even smaller, and hardly adds up to a full serving, and now the bean grinch is already shuttling my underbeaned burrito toward the meat section before making eye contact again. As the tension builds, I try to think of a polite way to point out the "all-you-can-bean" burrito still doesn't have enough beans without impugning her competence as a professional burrito maker, when her gimlet eyes level at me, pleading for me to stop the mafia-style bean shakedown. But the ship is already set sail, and my request for a hearty, reasonable portion of black beans fished out of Bayleaf Bay only runs aground for my dry, nervous vocal chords. "One more scoop of beans please?" becomes a cough torturing both my self-respect, the existential satisfaction of my fellow patrons and the burrito tech's desire to be l i t e r a l l y anywhere else. I resign myself to specifying steak, where the portion stakes are somehow even higher.

635 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9644 23:06

>>634
(・∀・) (・∀・) (・∀・) I always ask for extra green onion and an egg. (・∀・) (・∀・) (・∀・)

636 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9645 01:21

Quote of the day "Helicopters are the unhappy marriage of physics and hope"

637 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9646 04:16

Does anyone know the potential health risk of accidentally cooking a juul in the oven?

I accidentally dropped my juul while cooking, into my oven which was 400 degrees at the time. It was in there for 8 mins then I noticed my eyes were watering and then a smell started to take over. It irritated both my boyfriend and I throats and eyes. The fumes made us lightheaded. We immediately shut off all gas and realized the juul was in there and got it out. We aired out the house and went downstairs to get away from the fumes until it didn’t smell anymore. I still don’t feel absolutely right but this may be from anxiety about the situation. The plastic on the pod burnt and the lithium ion battery didn’t explode but it likely gave off fumes. What else should we do? Im not looking to go to the hospital if everything will be okay.

638 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9646 23:23

Humans evolved the Uncanny Valley instinct and the instinct to be naturally kind of repelled by recordings of your own voice even though 3d models and audio recordings didn't exist when homosapiens evolved.

Which tells me one thing.

SKINWALKERS REAL. And this is our DEFENSE.

639 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9647 04:54

How is she possible??

640 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9648 03:06

People living on hot pockets and Prozac are probably screwed.

641 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9649 02:43

never skip ass day

642 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9649 05:06

Man, I remember when being a leftist meant having a Che Guevara poster and Marx on your book shelf.

643 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9649 08:02

Well, there it is folks. The image which captures the Wuhan coronavirus crisis.

Forget any other images you’ve seen. This image is the one; the capturing image.

When you leave this theater and go back home, to reflect upon the images you’ve seen while you lay in bed trying to sleep, this is the one you’ll recall. It’s the coup de grace of Wuhan coronavirus images. It’s the Mona Lisa of photojournalism. It’s a magnificent astonishing Ansel Adams quality, Pulitzer Prize worthy image of images.

Decades from now, when someone asks you: “Hey, do you remember that virus thing in 2020?” you will search your memory while staring into space and then remark: “Ooh yeah... I remember an image...”

And it will be this image - the only image worth remembering; this image which captures the Wuhan coronavirus crisis.

644 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9649 19:12

Hey check it out: the SlimJim instagram account is promoting New Chronology nonsense to the teens on Instagram

645 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9651 03:18

Me: I like twinks and like the possibility of Cloud taking this dick
You All: "CLOUD IS MY TRANS UWU BBY! MY ANTIFA SOLDIER!"
Me: throws all my Cloud crossdressing gay porn into a safe that I promptly set on fire
Me: Actually, Cloud Is Extremely Straight

646 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9651 20:35 

I can literally make better beef stroganoff better than these cocksleeves, and I'm pretty sure they'd taste and look better than whatever disgusting brown mud they made. Firstly, the way they made it was highly dangerous and irresponsible. Why couldn't they make with without singing and dancing and teleporting all over the place, trying to act cute? Oh wait- that's all women are good for. They can't actually do anything correctly so they have to insert some "LOL SO CUTE RANDOM x333" shit into it to gain publicity and stray people away from their disgusting heeping pile of cow manure.
Their first mistake was not sauteing the onion then adding some garlic, but since their stupid KAWAIIII anime whores it's a miracle they can chop with a knife by themselves. Oh wait, they can't. One of the dumb broads is FUCKING CUTTING THE TOMATO TOWARDS herself. So much for being cute, now you have a scar in middle of your stomach. Next is what really, REALLY pisses me off. "It doesn't have to be beef" then why the FUCK would you call it BEEF stroganoff if BEEF isn't even the fucking meat you're going to use? Maybe they should stick in the mech and get fucking railgunned to death and let me skullface their decapitated heads. WHY DOES HIBIKEK ADD THE ENTIRE CARTON OF FLOUR ONTO THE BACON?? DO THEY NOT KNOW HOW TO OPERATE A WELL ORGANIZED KITCHEN? Why would they let the main character of a show be this autistic? Don't even get me STARTED on milk. Fucking japs have to ruin everything, don't they?
Oh boy here we go. "Boys don't know it" more like girls don't know how to fucking organize a well structured and operating kitchen without incorporating some dumbass montage to get their juices flowing so they can suck and fuck every male dick in the audience.
THEIR """BEEF""" STROGANDORK COULDN'T LOGICALLY BE WELL PREPARED THAT FAST IN THAT AMOUNT OF TIME. Anime was a mistake. We should've nuked Japan two more times. Shame on you.

647 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9652 04:21

It's true that girls are attracted to criminals but if you're too pussy to do real illegal shit you can just grind your crimestat by jaywalking thru a street back and forth for a few hours and chicks will start magically being into you. They don't want you to know this #PUA

648 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9653 01:13

Honestly I'm not sure a lower form of life exists than gachacels.

649 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9654 09:28

How you under 5’9 and racist, you focusing on the wrong knee grows

650 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9656 04:17

Honestly I can kind of get the want to clarify and separate the work from the original artist-

But everyone fucking does that mentally, we don't need a warning. Unless cthulu is dropping hard R's then I'm not gonna think you support HP and his fucked views

651 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9656 06:00

This is cute - but very cursed.

652 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9656 08:26

americans will have a visceral disgust with pete and disphit libs will say it's homophobia but actually it's just people remembering the time in middle school a kid exactly like pete mocked them for an entire lunch period for messing up a minus sign in math class

653 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9656 13:49

Naked Headless Mario has successfully killed the King of Sodomy at the end of Naked Headless Mario 2. He also accidentally killed the Diarrhea Slut after releasing her bowls of cum from the jar where they were kept for future use. The death of the Diarrhea Slut, a mountain sized woman made of feces with an ass capable of international travel, led to a MASSIVE shit explosion. The shit has blocked out the sun in the Kingdom of Sodomy, and billions of Dick Nazis died. Naked Headless Mario, thinking that the Kingdom of Sodomy was the Dick Nazi Homeworld, decided to rest.

Unfortunately, the Diarhea Slut was also Hitler’s Dick’s girlfriend. Hitler’s Dick plotted for 7 weeks and gathered Dick Nazi stragglers along the way. The Dick Nazis knew they had to go back to their real homeworld, Earth, or as it was now called, Cocktopia. But, the plan also involved stealing Naked Headless Mario’s Penis and turning it into a Dick Nazi. With the traitorous King of Sodomy and his Dik Dik Gang out of the way, it was time to kill two birds with one stone. They had Mario’s head, and soon, they would have his Dick serving the Dick nazis. All they had to do was go to Cocktopia and use the head to summon Jesus Christ himself, and the Dick Nazis would rule all of Reality in all universes.Hitlers Dick was mad about his girlfriends death though, and seeing as how her feces were blocking out the sun, it was impossible to forget. Mario would kill Princess Peach too.

The Dick Nazis ambushed Naked Headless Mario, who’s hatred had gone dormant since the King of Sodomy’s death. It made it all too easy for the Dick Nazis to get the first move in. Hitler’s Dick personally stole naked headless Mario’s penis. And raped peach to death in the eye before running off with Mario’s dick in hand.

Your mission is to escape the Kingdom of Sodomy, rescue your penis, and follow the Dick Nazis wherever they go and kill them all. You are Naked Headless Mario.

654 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9658 03:31

Yeah chicks love a dude whose dick literally tears her vagina, pumps twice, cums, then sits on top of her making a retarded face for twelve minutes.

655 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9659 04:32

True Plato's-Republicanism has never been tried.

656 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9660 05:54

I keep having this dream where Bernie is twisting my nips pretty hard and when I tell him it hurts, he just whispers in my ear "Don't worry, you have health care coverage".

657 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9661 08:36

Japanese niggas be like:
Tink
Tink tink
Tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink
Dun dun
Dun dun
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

658 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9661 09:57

The weirdest part about this gif is that isn't that the dog is walking the woman. The tail that is wagging the dog is in the sense that a private method inside a separate class handles an output for a public update, is also walking the woman.

659 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9661 15:58

>>657
that's from youtube

660 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9661 16:29

>>659
Probably /v/

661 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9661 16:31

Your spelling, grammar, and ambiguously genocidal ambitions are all atrocious. Disqualified.

662 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9661 16:47

im permabanned poster uighurstomper58. i first started reading The Governance of China when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of “Xi Jinping thought” and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like “Jointly Maintain and Develop an Open World Economy” and “A Moderately Prosperous Society in all Respects in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing Red Guards in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal revisionism. im now on self-criticism. i always wondered what the kind of “Dengist” style of socialism was all about; i think it’s the capitalist roader leaking in to the Communist Party, what Maoist theory considered to be the cause of revisionism and rightist deviation. i would advise all people who “get” socialism with Chinese characteristics to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a certain type of liberalism. peace.

663 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9661 19:05

Grave of the Fireflies - Hiroshima Zero!

Setsuko and Seita set out for revenge against the American forces arriving in Japan with a Nazi built Mecha that derives its power from the ashes of the dead. But is there a link between the dead and Setsuko's longevity?

That's right, suck on that!

664 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9662 14:00

I trust a fart in my 50’s more than I trust the plan

665 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9662 22:51

while you were hitting the juul, going to college, having casual sex, driving your car, and eating takeout food, i died horribly under mysterious circumstances in a national park. and my body was never found again

666 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9663 03:05

This is a 58% hydration pizza pie, cooked on the top rack (about 600 degrees), with broiler on throughout bake. I am all out of bromated flour, so this is a Canadian bread flour with a 3-day cold ferment. Tomatoes are some Muir Glen organic crushed tomatoes that I found recently.

667 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9663 11:38

I tried double-blind studies on masturbation… the only thing I concluded was that my semen isn’t an appropriate eye bath.

668 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9663 23:13

What do you think about this creature and can you add more to the discussion? I for one, don't ever remember this rat-snake creature strangely called the "Pangolin".

Mandella Effect?
CERN?
Reality Shift?

What time line are you from?
HOW DO WE GET BACK?!?!
Any ideas on how to do/build a machine/whatever it takes? Any ideas??

669 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9664 00:21

The idea that the Arthurian legends might be the medieval equivalent of a forum RP story actually makes a lot of sense.

670 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9664 21:19

The furry community as a whole over the last couple of years has, as a whole been trying to shun and punish people who like anime and excommunicate them. It started as a "anime is right wing now" thing where their big brain idea was that anime is now a conservative hobby (which I guess you could delude yourself into thinking if you use twitter 22 hours a day, otherwise it's wrong) and that they should be removed. It's been, uh... Mostly unsuccessful and is probably hurting their community more than its helping because in just the last year multiple huge groups game split off and won't talk to other furry communities now. Meanwhile furries are spazzing out about anime while their communities face increasing co-opting by white nationalists, transphobes and other really bad people. I know a fucking ton of furries who are now completely dropping the bigger communities and gatherings because they're continually more infested by these weird borderline bigots and purists. There's a vocal minority of furries who go around social media outing other furries for "liking anime which makes you a pedophile". I got attacked by one of these a few months ago for liking fucking trigun.

I hate that I know this

671 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9667 12:49

you might think he loves you for your money but i know what he really loves you for it's your cute panties soaked in arizona iced tea

672 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9668 10:08

So, to clarify, we're living in a world where the former mayor of New York City is paying struggling millennials, teenagers and a man called ShitheadSteve to make him look old and out of touch in an attempt to win the Democratic nomination to be the President and Commander in Chief of the United States of America, following on from that guy from The Apprentice who may have made his way into the White House on the back of a cartoon frog.

Hold onto your butts, boys and girls. This is going to be a weird election cycle.

673 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9668 10:27

LISTEN

I am not feminine. not at all. The closest I get to being a woman is when I dont care about my grammar or say something fucking retarded (RARE)

674 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9671 09:02

Imagine having terrible stomach pain, but then it goes away because you've suddenly shit your pants. Reading Battlefield Earth feels like that moment between the pain going away and the start of having to deal with your poop pants.

675 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9673 16:14

I think my neighbor really likes this song. He just threw a brick trough my window so he can hear it better

676 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9674 10:24

Biden: "And here's another thing, and you may not like it but Anderson...I'm your father! And I've got the paternity test to prove it, jack!"

Anderson Cooper: (stunned)

Biden: (gazing at him with love) "Son, come home."

Anderson Cooper: "We'll be back after a commercial break." (eyes full of tears)

677 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9675 17:40

Trannies are inherently laughable and absurd, like Tapirs and the Duckbilled Platypus.

678 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9676 09:44

Never really thought about that. You get this idea that by living here on Earth by default, the internet just seems like this universal concept, especially with how sci-go shows make it out to be. Turns out, though, chances are individual internet systems are most likely going to be grounded to their own individual planet. So really picture that. A whole ass, completely foreign internet, with its own cultures, subcultures, memes, own version of Reddit and so forth, only accessible to Martians, by Martians, for Martians. Bring a whole new meaning to rare memes for sure.

679 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9676 23:59

Shhh, your interrupting their global apocalypse circle jerk. They can't hear you until they climax, by then the whole scare will be over and everyone will pretend they knew it was just a cold bug all along.

680 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9677 23:41

Its kinda depressing how limited some people feel their lives are currently when they lose themselves in games like the sims as wish fulfillment. Like their fantasy isn't to save the galaxy or bang an elf, its just to have a good job a nice house and friends who care about them.

681 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9678 01:54

>>680
I forget where I saw it, but I once heard an astute observation that judging from Second Life, a lot of people wanna be (1) a furry or some other fantasy creature (2) a walking porno, or (3) in Malibu. Or some combo of that really.

682 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9678 20:58

What the fuck are talking about!!????

Swan are not band & they don't play noise or music. They sole intention is to harm a crowd of people. Saying they play noise is being generous...they are group of murderers whos sole intention to literally murder the crowd. Also napalm death are no near the swans ...they play noisy short songs...no murder there.

P.s. After the swans show multiple ambulances were called ....they literally killed the audience...

If I want to see "noise" band I'll go see eyehategod. Swans don't play noise or music....they play murder..

Swans are the band that never should reunited.

683 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9679 06:59

The American dream is a different brand of ranch dressing in every orifice

684 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9679 07:03

>>683
p.s. my selections are:
Newman's Own in mouth
Kraft in ass
Store brand in urethra
Any others remaining in ears and nostrils

685 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9679 20:54

Have you read Horkheimer? Have you read Kropotkin? Have you read Bakunin? No? You really can't understand these issues unless you've read Bakunin. Have you read Plekhanov? Have you read Goldman? Have you read Zektin? Have you read Gramsci? Have you read Grindelwal? Have you read Slobodan? Have you read Zarthusian? Have you read Sexus Arcanis? Have you read Slutsgonarevski?

686 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9682 23:51

my sister's horse delilah passed away today. she had to be put down. this song means so much.

687 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9683 09:22

you're not a magical sapphic goddess who can't get a gf because of ugly men you're a white girl with an untreated cluster b personality disorder

688 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9684 02:09

Try to picture being in 2010 and being told that in a decade Buzzfeed would be suing Donald Trump's federal government

689 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9684 03:02

I am deeply confused by chickpeas.

690 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9685 20:13

I hope Stefan gets corona virus (in his ass, then in his mouth)

691 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9685 22:18

i do not support waluigi for smash until he accounts for the vile attacks his supporters have thrown at all those fire emblem characters

692 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9688 10:22

For those unaware this is NOT a GOP talking point, but a quote from Mortarion, Daemon Primarch of Nurgle.

693 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9688 15:19

Never lock your door. I want to come take a shit in your toilet whenever I want to. And if somebody's already in the toilet I'll just shit in your kitchen sink no problem. Actually I'll just head straight for the kitchen and only take the toilet if somebody is already shitting in the sink.

694 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9688 19:00

Not game boy but DS. The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass actually took place in the 80s and the 80s take place very day below our feet and some of us inside the bones. Link is Trump and linebeck is his dad and it tells the story of New York islands are boroughs of the city

695 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9688 22:28

I'm a Millennial and right now I'm looking at the potential of some extremely cheap vacation I'd never be able to afford otherwise, with the possibility of getting Corona on my trip and not having to pay my student loans if I kick the bucket. It's a win-win scenario.

696 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9690 02:35

Going to second this. Suspect a lot of priests might not object too hard to holy whiskey in the font, and if it's at least 60% abv it will in fact sanitize anyone who dips their fingers in it as well as purify them spiritually.

697 Name: vc: cow : 1993-09-9690 20:56

LINE GO DOWN BAD MUST GET LINE UP

MUST SACRIFICE CHILDREN AND ELDERLY FOR LINE

LONG LIVE THE LINE

698 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9692 10:51

This is not a meme or a joke. Many have mentioned similar stories re: COVID-19 information:

I got more accurate info (weeks earlier) from our little group of literally-Hitler psychic wizard nude bodybuilders than from Johns Hopkins, the White House and the CDC combined.

699 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9692 16:13

"Nobody, in their heart of hearts, really wants to be Bernie Sanders.....being Bernie Sanders looks like it feels like a case of laryngitis."

Enhance 15 to 23. Give me a hardcopy right there.

700 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9692 19:24

Coronavirus is Mother Earth’s way of casting her vote for Bernie

701 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9694 06:47

You’re so sure that Biden won’t win against Trump but let me ask you this? Which candidate is cuter? Biden is clearly cuter than Trump. He has a better and more gentler personality. He has eyes that pout, a great smile, and he’s clearly more healthy. So 100% biden is going to win the general election.

702 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9695 08:38

It's one of those things the doctor mentions as a side effect and you just think "yeah ok dude I've been shitting my whole life, give me the meds" then you spend two hours on the toilet pulling an Elvis as your rectum bleeds and you desperately knock back a half dozen stool softeners in the hope your farts will still be audible in the future.

703 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9695 17:35

Someone asked for how to filter information a while back and I finally came across this: http://www.kibo.com/kibokill/

Enjoy the rest of your 1993 plonking shitty threads!

704 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9695 17:36

woops, wrong thread. it might not be seen by he who requested. ironic!

705 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9696 03:46

I jerk off to furries and yet you guys are less in touch with reality than I am.

706 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9696 18:46

I cringed so hard that I think I have scoliosis now.

707 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9697 00:10

dude to the coronavirus sonic the headgehog the movie will be the last film to ever to receive theatrical release

708 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9699 04:31

ppl on this website will get really into gnostic mysticism, nietzsche, zoroastrian scripture, rediscover god and then write something that sounds exactly like every other self help book for mid 30s professional women

709 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9699 05:38

Go to the bathroom at work while infected, flush those high-power toilets with no lids all companies seem to use, and now there is a deadly shit-mist in the air making the whole bathroom a plague zone.

710 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9700 08:01

i wasn't going to vote for him before because i thought he was a conservative democrat who probably died this past week but now that his account has posted a reaction emoji i am ready to knock on doors

711 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9701 09:22

There’s a microwave in the backyard that MIGHT still work? It’s yours if it does

712 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9701 11:00

being in debt to Tom Nook radicalized me

713 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9703 14:15

‘Weinersmith’ should be the title of the biography about that plaster caster lady from the 70s

714 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9703 22:36

Important spit m'y SPERM IN YOUR BODY EVERY WERE

715 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9704 07:40

> If we don't get a Nintendo Direct this week then not only is that going to majorly annoy fans, but it's going to reflect badly on Nintendo itself.
> Investors will be looking out for major releases and Nintendo has nothing to show. Animal Crossing success is all they really have.

we’re literally in the middle of a global pandemic

716 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9706 00:59

The deepest Russian plant: the moderate voice of reason.

717 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9706 01:12

That’s ashy Larry’s son

718 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9707 05:36

I wish I was in a crowded room with Creepy Joe. I would surprise him with a couple of my fingers shoved up his ass. As deep as I could go. When he turns to look at me in shock I would say " Come on man. I heard you liked me!" I think he would finally understand what he did to this poor girl.

719 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9707 22:08

plot twist: coronavirus is actually the Chinese governments long-term plan to exact revenge against the Royal Family for the Opium Wars

720 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9708 14:49

> Eat shit you ignorant dingus

There is so much weight behind this insult and I don’t know why. It has the impact of an 18 wheeler going 80mph.

It’s just so blunt. There is no wit to it. While some insults are knives made of sharpened wit which cut deep to the core of your insecurities, this incredible statement is akin to a club crafted out of pure anger. It stuns you with how much vitriol is packed into it.

721 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9708 18:27

They eat giant fucking sandwiches in the middle of a case all the goddamn time.

722 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9708 20:32

Freedom ain't free.

723 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9709 00:43

Oh, so it's the creator of that Devourment Skyrim mod.

Yknow, that vore mod that is so strictly female-only that the developer hardcoded killswitches to corrupt itself if it was manipulated to allow males.

Since decompilation is trivial, let's count the ways that it tries to keep males from being preds:

  • Many, many checks in the vore scripts that kill the predator if they are not female
  • Displays a warning message if the mod functonality is applied to a male
  • Generally locks out features thanks to a ton of GetSex() checks (I counted 38)
  • Returns opposite results when checking for a mod-essential skeleton node if the player is not female (probably where the corruption comes from)

In theory things involving the mod can be edited to be completely gender-neutral, but it would require a non-trivial amount of extra work to undo all the stupid restrictions.

724 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9710 05:09

Beatles tão se revirando no caixão

725 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9711 16:12

You answered this self-report test in a way that's consistent with people who have been diagnosed with severe Borderline Personality Disorder.

726 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9712 02:23

Hey, I have a question--if you call someone an "asswipe," is that a compliment now?

727 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9712 10:19

It's a very different mood to say you get an involuntary robot orgasm, than to say to another player " c'mon in" and have the other player respond with "I follow and cast bigby's handjob".

728 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9712 21:03

Don’t Kill Yourself Because You Can’t Get A Girlfriend

729 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9713 06:27

you might say serial experiments lain is very 'of its time' but building a giant liquid-cooled epic gamer rig & then using it only for posting is a tale that resonates even today

730 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9713 13:42

When you are old you pass down the data in your brain to younger humans.

731 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9713 22:41

Indians say that if they order something from China the Chinese will give them products of lesser quality than the products they sell to Europe and the USA.
Now as India so far has not been very badly affected by the corona virus Indians have come up with a new joke: "The quality of the virus the Chinese have supplied us with sucks as usual."

732 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9714 02:33

"Let he who has not raped cast the first stone."

-Ancient Centrist Proverb

733 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9714 19:12

The game system is startlingly rape-oriented. Like, everybody chuckles about the optional rules for determining anal circumference and elasticity to see how big a dick you can take before your butthole splits open, but those rules are optional. Meanwhile, there are straight-up rape potions in the random loot tables.

734 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9716 05:02

to download this please click the [zip] button near the fan button! ^^^^^^^

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im thinking of turning this into a city rp please answer on the forums new pole
i will add a family system etc

This school is an RP off a real one and school RP's are more fun than real school!

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735 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9716 19:25

The world is a very simple place for the stupid and uneducated.

736 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9717 08:36

Yes pokemon is tied into this. I heard it from the horse’s mouth, an ex programmer and illuminati member. All these cartoons with transformations and demonic figures. Since then I noticed ben10 has become very popular which is 100% illuminati staff. Warner bros are behind the productions, is all about aliens, transformations, all different colour of eyes, red, limegreen, yellow. Even ben10′s watch has an eye. They want to mould kids, as they are easily impressionable and innocent and they desensitize them with all their symbolism.

Svali: The media is so infiltrated, a better question is which ones DON’T promote their agenda? See the above, also: Saturday morning cartoons that show animals/people morphing (a well known occult phenomena), or that glorify the concepts of “Earth, Water, Fire” (the Magickal Elements); or those that blatantly show mind control techniques (even video games, such as Tomb Raider, or “Metal Gear Solid” show training chairs and people being tortured, which surprised and saddened me. The hero has to “rescue” the person before they are tortured to death…
I would guess that 90% of current cartoons have mystical/occult themes that are geared to catch children and subtly indoctrinate them to accept: animal guides or spirit guides, the idea of training (even cute little POKEMONS turn from docile creatures into snarling demonic fighters after their “trainer” helps them change, which is too close for comfort for me to what the Illuminists do to docile children).
The link
http://www.theforbiddenknowledge.com/hardtruth/pt15.htm

737 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9717 12:57

I have to question Muslim hatsune Miku's choices. So she's wearing a covering that hides her hair because showing it would be immodest... but then she's wearing a giant blue wig? Seems like it's violating the spirit of the law, if not the letter. SMH

738 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9717 16:12

>>737
I always suspected SMH at the end of posts was a Muslim thing, like "praise the god". Like "Superior Muslim Highness" but maybe in Arabic or smh...

739 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9717 20:25

Guest:etc. I think you're missing the bigger picture here which is that you posted your comment at 17.17 on the 17th but you were two years too late! What a shame. 17.17 on the 17th 2017 would have had a lovely symmetry. Also, why do we only have 12 months? if we could invent another 5 months we could have had 17.17 17/17/17. Ah well. it was close enough I suppose. ;)

740 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9717 22:07

>>738
You might be thinking of "Allah (swt)" which is abbreviated from "subhanahu wa-taʿala", meaning "glorified and lofty."

The proper salutation for Muslim Hatsune Miku would likely be (as) / 'alayha salaam / "Peace of God be upon her." Note that this assumes Muslim Hatsune Miku is the companion of a prophet or a messenger of Allah. I think this is a safe assumption, but YMMV.

741 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9718 05:51

Did this guy just compare Bernie not getting elected to Jesus getting crucified

742 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9718 07:16

I'm afraid it's time we had The Talk.

There comes a time in everyone's life when they realize that their body is now undergoing changes.
Changes they cannot quite keep up with, or are unused to. You might feel scared, and afraid, and worried it will hamper what you love doing the most.

Yes, old friend.

You're now dying.

743 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9718 19:03

if you're falling into despair, just remember that over three years later, the dude who punched richard spencer still never got caught.

744 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9719 02:58

It’s almost impossible to really explain what XYZ is.

Y

Is equal to green.

Z

Akin to blue.

X

Is supposed to be red.

XYZ is used as a baseline reference for all other profiles and models.

745 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9719 22:25

You probably observed the t-shirt in a white room where there were incandescent lamps shining, because as a true artist, you started your work in the middle of the night, as that is when the best art is made. However, incandescent lamps have a black body temperature of roughly 2300-2800K, which makes them give a yellowish light, officially called White Point A.

746 Name: vc: lawd : 1993-09-9720 15:28

NGL I loved the weird homosexual dialogue between Seph and Cloud in a couple scenes. I swear, at one point Seph was talking about Cloud's mom burning alive, but all I could hear was how Seph's heart was burning for that thicc ex-Soldier dicc.

747 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9720 23:17

Boy is turned into a girl by his perverted mad scientist sister and then she shows him the joys of womanhood (rape).

748 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9721 02:33

COVID19 - No Big Deal - Breathe Through Your Nose
Chinese Wuhan Virus, CHICOM Wuhan Virus, Commie Virus, Chinese Death Virus, ℭ, Sweet n Sour Sickness, Mu Fu Guy Pain, Wushu Poopoo Flu, Kung Flu, Flu Man Chu, Hung Chow Spew, Shanghai Trots, General Tsao's Virus, Wu Ping Cough, Wubonic Plague, Wuhan-Fluhan, Wumonia, Mas Fina Cervirus, Sun Tzu Achoo, or Chop Flooy

749 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9721 16:47

20th century Star Trek:
"Captain, I can't get a lock-on to the target."
"Fire manually, Mr Sulu. Photon torpedoes, full spread."
"Aye sir. Firing."

21st century Star Trek:
"Captain, we're losing gyro-stabilisation on the camera."
"Do we still have lens flare?"
"Lens flare is fully operational, sir."
"Engage."

750 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9722 01:39

Everyone should try Aurora once, to see how the other half lives. Okay, not the other half but a small percentage of gamers. Actually, a fraction of a percentage. Now that I think about it, maybe just one person. But that person fucking loves having to convert a slip’s tooling to build a specific type of ship.

751 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9723 10:20

Season 2 has been ok but I really miss Hillary as the main villain of season 1. She had much more supernatural lore (like being literally Satan and sacrificing babies) in her origin story than Biden and I miss that.

Also the plot line for why Sanders is endorsing Biden is really weak this time around. Remember in season 1 when he only endorsed Hillary because the Clintons held his family hostage? And we figured it out when he blinked SOS in Morse code during his endorsement speech.

The Sanders cult has really dropped the quality of conspiracy writing this year and it shows.

752 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9723 20:52

Democracy is when people agree with me. If they disagree, their consent has been manufactured by the lamestream media.

753 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9724 00:29

Yes ooo.
I have been touched several times.

The one that pained me most was in 2013 when 3 ladies raped me.
I just traveled from Lagos to Benin at night.
So when we entered Benin it was already late at night nd one of the ladies in our bus offered to house me together with other two ladies since it was very late at night nd I couldn't get any vehicle that will take me to my house at Ikpoba Hill.
So when we got to her house I to take a shower in her bathroom when one of the ladies that came with us entered the bathroom nd ask me to bleep her if not she will shout that I want to rape her so to avoid stories that touch I bleeped her, as I was bleeping her the other lady came nd saw us nd demanded that I bleep her too, so I started bleeping her.
So after sometimes the lady that sheltered us was hearing some moan so she came to check what the moaning was all about nd caught me bleeping the other two ladies.
So she got angry nd demanded that I bleeped her too if not she will chase all of us outside her house, I refused to bleep her so the other two ladies started begging me to bleep her too because they can't afford to stay outside cos of insecurity so I bleeped her too.

Please among four of us who is at fault?

754 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9724 04:24

Think of it like a threesome. Oxygen usually sticks together as a pair, like people. But when theres a crazy amount of energy, it can bond in 3.

Fluorine ions are like your hairy neighbor. You and your other 3rds can be having a blast, but when your fat hairy neighbor comes around with his cock flapping in the breeze, it kills the mood.

755 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9724 10:09

It when life does not give you some pineapples :)

756 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9724 21:12

Crach and Craite: Here Geralt, this sword has been in my family for generation. May it serve you well in your battles.

Geralt: Hmm... Fuck... Not as good as the Griffin set...

757 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9725 13:59

B-b-but they have more money than me so they have to be evil!!!

758 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9726 17:39

Just to add to examples of clothing being less cross-cultural, I took an anthropology class back in undergrad where we watched a lot of raw footage of various tribes. The males of the Yanomamo people in the Amazon rainforest wore nothing but a string that they would tie around the tip of their penis so the tip would be held up -- like a belt around their waist. It made sense given the climate.

Interestingly, although it was literally just a bit of string, they took it seriously. If, in the middle of their violent and sometimes fatal duels, a participant's penis got loose, both sides would dutifully stop so the affected party could tie it back up.

759 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9727 03:29

Elsa is definitely a clam-slammer.

760 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9729 10:24

Just to let everyone know I work in the 5G field. While I was working from home this weekend I just realised I had all the units set to “give corona” setting instead of the default “make everyone gay” default setting. Really sorry about that.

761 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9731 12:35

SUCH A FRICKIN CORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

762 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9731 12:38

omfg all the people who say it is a cork, well you're wrong look at my video, that is a cork

763 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9731 19:29

Did you really never give your friends tummy rubs in school? Are you American or something? I've never been somewhere that didn't have that superstition. Basically if a girl has her belly exposed and you rub it you both get good luck for the day.

764 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9731 19:29

Ey girl, wanna come over to my place and play shrek on ps2

765 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9732 09:53

Emily is the kind of teen girl who just got off watching Foamy the Squirrel on newgrounds.com while signing a "Bring Back Invader Zim" petition wearing a Jack Skellington hoodie and Happy Tree Friends tube socks purchased at Hot Topic during an Emily the Strange buy one get one 50% off sale where she discovered Serenity Rose from Slave Labor Graphics Comics while her overbearing but loving father restricts her from going to the My Chemical Romance/Limp Bizkit concert with a 5-years-older-than-her boyfriend that constantly IMs outsourced stolen Pom and Z comic art over a 56k Modem America Online trial discs on myspace.com with a Top 8 consisting of Tim Burton, Jack Sparrow, Eminem, Jesus Christ, and whatever angsty band is the hit new thing on Disney Adventures magazine and spends all day filling out "What Kingdom Hearts Character are You?" quizzes only to complain she didn't get Riku and is unable to watch the 2003 MTV Music Awards because her deadbeat older brother is always hogging the living room TV playing Tony Hawk's Underground on his Halo Edition transparent green Xbox using third-party Mad Catz Air Flo controller with a busted analog stick constantly leaning to the right making anti-Semitic remarks about how Eric stole his wicked McTwist over the helicopter in Hawaii footage.

766 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9733 04:30

Satou can no longer afford a single apartment and has to share an apartment with a bunch of smelly, middle-aged fuck ups. Misaki met some autist guy with rich parents and moved in with him. Satou hasn't seen in her in over a decade and lost all contact. He now works minimum wage and drinks soju every evening to knock himself out. He has become too numb and deteriorated to even care anymore. His parents died and he barely showed any emotion at their funeral. He is no longer capable of feeling pity for himself, nor any other strong emotion that would lead to him acting out of his routine. It's a 12 episode anime series and in the last 2 episodes, Satou gets to know he has terminal cancer and less than a year to live. In the last episode you see Satou walking down an alley with a bottle of booze in his hand. It rains heavily and he's soaked to the bone. He stumbles and falls. He lays on the pavement, turns face up, and wants to take a sip from the bottle, but realizes it broke on impact. He nods his head back and closes his eyes as the rain cover the emerging tears. The camera shows his decrepit body on the street, then slowly pans out and up until it reaches a 3rd floor window in some apartment complex. The camera zooms into the window and you can see Misaki riding the dick of her autismo sugar daddy.

767 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9734 05:04

why do people keep consistently comparing the hot character of the moment to onceler. like. onceler was an absolutely unique level of fandom insanity nothing else has been able to capture since. not raymond, not sans, not bill cipher, not a single one of them comes close

what made onceler so insane was specifically because he was the only "attractive" element of his source property. outside of him, the lorax film was largely considered a joke, a poor attempt to adapt a seuss book by adding on a badly thought out framing device

with the other examples that people throw up of onceler characters, they're from well-liked properties, so there's plenty of shit you can do with them, especially in the shipping angle. with the lorax, there was nothing. onceler was basically the only character you could draw on

the rest of the characters in the film aren't really appealing. statistically speaking at least one person on the internet had the hots for the CEO villain because there's always that niche corner, but across the broad swath of fangirls, onceler was it. onceler was all you had

so what can you ship him with? no-one else in the film hits that mark, so they went with the only thing they had left: himself. oncest became the sole driving force of onceler fandom, and in a pace far outstripping most fandoms, AUs and alternate versions of him proliferated

like, given enough time, a fandom will hit a similar point of weirdness, but onceler was so mad specifically because the sparseness of the source material meant that the fandom effectively no choice but to immediately hit the nadir of bizarre fan material and keep going

it was a rate of growth, mutation, and decay that takes most fandoms years to get to, and the onceler fandom did it in the space of like, 3 months. in almost no time you were seeing onceler shipped with an absolutely insane variety of AU versions of himself

onceler, the cannibal. onceler, the walmart cashier. onceler, with axes for hands and some kind of devil trigger mode. onceler, but he's made of semen. this is like. barely scratching the surface, and yes they're all real examples

none of the characters that have ever been cited as being "the new onceler" have ever gotten even remotely close to the level of madness the onceler fandom reached. it's hard to believe if you didn't see it but it was real and i was like, in the eye of the storm as it happened

(i was NOT into onceler i was dating someone who was. i have better taste in both boyfriends and characters these days)

bill cipher was not the new onceler. sans was not the new onceler. raymond was not the new onceler. they're just funny boys that a lot of people liked

no-one has ever been the new onceler. the onceler stands alone, king of a castle whose peaks reach far beyond anyone else

Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

768 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9735 14:43

yo dude your site is kinda gay, no offence butthe catrs dont look enough like hitler, i saw one where the cat is in anazi uniform, more of those cuz thats funny, the rest is kinda gay

769 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9737 01:12

The Last Of Us 2 has completely failed at conveying a complex story with interesting character interactions and relationships in the 14 bullet point leaks summed up by a 4chaner. Absolutely mind boggling.

770 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9737 01:33

Adulthood is going to work, quietly sipping glasses of water in the dark, and never, ever, under any circumstance, laughing at dick jokes.

771 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9738 08:25

I saw someone converting pictures of their butthole into AC designs and selling them so when there's a will there's a way

772 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9739 14:04

Pictures of me and my girlfriend and my friends are posted and attacked mercilessly. As much as I'm ashamed to admit it, I almost cried. Yes, from a stupid loving INTERNET THREAD. I was so distraught that I actually banned myself the very day it happened and re-registered a few weeks later after I cooled down a bit. After lurking for a bit more I have decided that this forum seems to be nice enough and smart enough to help me with my troubles.

With that little piece of backstory, you should probably know what the problem at hand is: I take everything extremely seriously. The vicious and savage insults that those bastards threw at my girlfriend were yelling at me in my head everytime I've talked to her or looked into her beautiful eyes since then. I can barely see her anymore; just five minutes she called and I saw her name on my caller I.D. and I didn't even answer. The day after the incident we went out to eat and I almost threw up after watching her inhale her sandwhich. A stupid loving internet thread has been eating away at me for months; I used to think about how wonderful and beautiful my girlfriend was 24/7, now I think about how disgusting and fat and goth and grotesque (what the insults were) she is.

Things like this just eat away at me, and it really rips my life away. Ever since I was a child and kids would generically insult my mother at school it would effect me profoundly; I used to be disgusted with my mother after what my school mates would call her.

I know I should probably go to a counselor for help with this, but, frankly, I'm too embarassed, too poor, and too busy to do so. If anyone here could offer any suggestions that would be spectacular. Thank you in advance.

773 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9739 16:12

they legit create their own enemies and then still manage to loose

i cant understand the incompetence

774 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9739 18:03

AI = Applied Demonology

Boy I love trapping demons in microscopic silicon megastructures to do my bidding, I sure hope nothing goes wrong

775 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9740 10:03

Real grown-ass men are crying because the dolls they get as a bonus for buying the video game are girl dolls, not boy dolls. This is why people hate g*mers.

776 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9742 01:41

a pity she does not exist, a shame he's not a fag the only girl i ever loved was andrew in drag there is no hope of love for me, from here on i go stag

777 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9742 02:03

Uwu is an analytic contour tone language with a very small phonetic inventory. Its native speakers are communes of catgirls who have left behind their physical forms to ascend to a higher plane of existence and live exclusively on the internet.

The Uwuians have recently decided to initiate contact with humans, hoping that teaching the Uwuian language to the inhabitants of all human nations will bring harmony and peace to Earth, though some remain sceptical whether the humans are truly ready for that endeavor yet.

​

Phonology

Fricatives v [v] Approximants w [w] ​

u [u] ũ [ũ] ü [y] o [o] õ [õ] ö [ø] ​

o neutral tone ó rising tone ò falling tone ô rising-falling tone ŏ falling-rising tone ​

Grammar

Uwu is primarily head initial with SVO word order.

It possesses no inflectional morphology and instead uses prepositions to mark case, and numerals and adjectives to express number, though the latter is optional.

Tense, aspect and mood are marked using adverbs and auxiliary verbs.

full grammar/vocab: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZV1U0S8qC6yJEi6grFO_Vq5A15lRVCLYeq_udWsC-9Y/edit

778 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9742 21:30

We regard it as only right and proper that the world sees in the New Year by singing a Scottish song. We take it for granted that half the broadcasters on the BBC are Scotsmen. We don't envy the English. We pity them. There is no Scottish cringe, in the Australian fashion. There is only the Scottish swagger - a swagger inspired by the authentically Calvinist certainty that we and only we (by which of course I mean we White Aggressively Scottish Protestant males) are the Elect.

779 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9742 23:12

Man, working as a scientist in the USSR must have been so fucking cool.

>Excuse me, comrade professor, what's the story behind that scar on your head?
>Oh, I put my head in a running particle accelerator and it melted part of my brain.
>Guys, guys, nevermind that. Come quick to the biology department, they're sewing dogs together just because!

780 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9743 05:05

Shrek was euthanised on 6 June 2011 on a veterinarian's advice. He was 16.[1]

781 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9743 17:07

Nobody fucking pees in our Coke and gets away with it

782 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9743 20:48

I want to see a rom-com that continues to escalate until the main female protag has rallied an army of modern day warrior women to stage a full-scale war against the male protag and his army of ad hoc modern vikings. The two characters clash, sword against sword, as a visual callback to how they clashed over direction-taking etiquette earlier on in the movie:

Female MC: "You never did like taking directions, did you? Well, allow me to show you the way . . . to hell!"

Male MC: "I welcome the kindness. May I learn the route as I watch your way there, when you fall by my hand."

Female MC: "Fool. I shall not fall, save to fall on you. Come."

[Battle commences]

783 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9745 17:22

Every time I go to the grocery store, the majority of people are wearing masks. I see a lot of people messing around with their masks. The fuck are people wearing a mask if they’re not wearing it properly and just fiddle with it the entire time? I never wear a mask and get looks. Fuck these people that think some cloth is going to save them.
Their masks are filthy, covered in weapons grade bacteria. They're bringing it into public toilets, they're scratching their bare assholes with their bare hands, touching everything, touching their face, touching their mask. They never wash the mask, then they walk around in public exhaling their homegrown bioweapon into your face and eyes.
Why not just wear your shit-stained underwear on your face?

784 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9746 01:03

You think that's bad?

I had to literally ban the D&D 3.5 spell "Create Water" because my entire party rolled classes that could learn it (the default is Cleric/Druid, but there's books that award it to Arcane casters, too) and solved EVERYTHING with the stupid cantrip. It would blow your mind how many puzzles, traps, combat encounters, and social situations can be solved by liberal application of magic water.

Someone refuses to talk? Waterboard them. Pressure plates might be down this hallway? Set them off from a distance with a flood. There's a locked ANYTHING? Break it by dropping water from a height. Ambushed? Turn the road to mud, and run away. Setting an ambush? Turn the road to mud, and wait. Starving? You can survive for ten days on just water. Need to escape from a conversation? A "pipe bursts," and the building floods.

The list goes on. Turns out physicists and engineers can turn a cantrip into the power equivalent of a 9th level spell, given enough thought...

785 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9746 02:29

hey triple a studios. why do I need to have sex in video game. Is their sex cosmetics. Can I get a blowjob lootbox?

786 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9746 18:31

We should organize a mass floor pooping. We all pick a time to take a big shit in the floor. They'll have to close, we'll have the power of poop

787 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9747 00:42

This has inspired me to do donuts in the Vons' parking lot to show my appreciation for essential workers. Please maintain social distancing if you want to watch. Also wear protective eye-wear because it'll probably kick up some gravel.

788 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9747 01:01

What the fuck did you just fucking post about me, you little newfag? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Encyclopedia Dramatica Journalism College, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on kiwifarms, and I have over 300 confirmed dox. I am trained in e-rape and I’m the top oldfag in the entire Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums. You are nothing to me but just another newfag. I will dox you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this forum, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shit to me over the Internet? Think again, cuck. As we speak I am contacting my personal army across the internet and your facebook is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, faggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your e-peen. You’re fucking dead, summerfag. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can troll you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just without using the word "nigger" once. Not only am I extensively trained in LOIC, but I have access to the entire arsenal of chanfags and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your ass off the face of the internet, you little simp. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your gay faggot post was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have killed yourself. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will cum all over you and you will like it. You’re fucking doxxxed, newfag.

789 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9747 01:42

"What is this place called?"
"Deutschland"
"Germany, got it."

790 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9747 11:15

pronouns in bio is not a valid insult, but harry potter house in bio definitely is

791 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9752 05:29

But what if her hair gets wet?

I'm not upset about a black chick being cast as the new Little Mermaid, because I celebrate anytime a black person gets a job, and I won't be watching the movie anyway, regardless of who's in it.

But I'm concerned that some people seem to be arguing that it's only right that a black chick should play the Little Mermaid, because the Little Mermaid has been black all along.

Oh, really?

I'm not too proud to admit that I've seen the original Little Mermaid, on VHS, back in the early '90s. My mom borrowed it from one of the CACs at her job, when I was home sick from school (schlong was too long; had to have it shortened).

Not only do I not recall the Little Mermaid being black. I don't remember her skin being as dark as it is in comparison-pics currently circulating on Black People Twitter. Disney might be trying to "retcon" a Little Mermaid with dark skin, similar to how Time magazine tried to darken up OJ after someone killed Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman.

True, some of the songs from the Little Mermaid soundtrack had kind of a calypso vibe, like maybe Louis Farrakhan contributed some uncredited work. But so does "The Tide Is High" by Blondie, and nobody's saying she's a black chick. (Her name is Blondie!) An honorary black chick, sure, but not a legit, according to Hoyle hoodrat—hot 16 on "Rapture" notwithstanding.

792 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9753 14:18

yiiiikes i’m seeing a lot folx on the left being pretty retarded about ableism... uhh maybe let’s not do that, hmkay?

793 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9753 14:43

yiiiikes i’m seeing a lot folx on the left being pretty retarded

794 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9753 16:19

yiiiikes i’m seeing a lot folx on the left being pretty

795 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9754 01:24

How the fuck they claim to be revolutionaries when they want every fucking internet post with a "trigger warning"?
Wtf.

796 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9754 03:29

My issue with "trigger warning" is that it's actually pretty dated and has been abandoned since 2014, meaning that the people who keep it alive are actually just the people who just hate those types.

797 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9754 09:30

>>796 I still see dumb posts sincerely tagged #tw-alcohol #tw-violence and things

798 Name: sage : 1993-09-9754 14:53

>>797 Aren't those posts usually just like, they have a friend that’s an alcoholic and has #tw-alcohol muted and they don’t want that friend seeing the post? I don’t think it’s super deep.

799 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9754 18:07

its both flaccid and hard until observed

800 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9754 22:47

>>798 Yes that's what I meant, they had an alcoholic abusive parent and for the rest of their life can't handle seeing internet posts mentioning people having a drink. Or tagging flashing gifs #tw-epilepsy in case some poor epileptic chump has a fit, haha triggered!

801 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9755 00:41

The statute of limitations for slapping someone in the face with your peen in the state of Nevada is only three years

802 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9755 06:01

Nobody misspells "baby" as "babby" this many times unintentionally.

Source: Am guy who spells "baby" as "babby" intentionally.

803 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9757 18:00

The new granblue character is big sis vampire banksy, and she huffs her own paint. Granblue character design continues to forge new paths

804 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9758 00:36

did you seriously just say “got yeeted for it” in the context of the holocaust and feel no remorse

805 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9759 05:42

Don't eat subway dude, full of artificial junk and synthetic bread. Bake your own bread with caveman bone broth flour from infowarslife

806 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9759 23:18

TERFS & Alt-Right fundamentalists will be blocked.

807 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9760 15:55

don't EVER let a brahmin-privileged turmeric monster lecture you about POC, colonialism, cultural appropriation, or representation. remind them that when the lord indra arrived on the ganges in his chariot to slaughter 6 million dasyu aboriginals, the first word he said was 'namaste'

808 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9760 22:16

brain so broken i saw the word “elongate” and thought what dumb shit did space karen do this time

809 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9762 21:20

Devastated to think that somewhere in the world at this very moment a british man is about to put beans on toast and we are powerless to stop him

810 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9763 12:30

Imagine being Bill Gates right now.

You spend 30 years of your life and $50 billion of your own dollars supporting humanitarian causes. You directly save hundreds of thousands of lives in South East Asia by providing anti malaria netting to half of a continent, you drop infant mortality rates throughout the entire developing world by funding vaccine programs including vaccinating 40,000,000 children for polio, and, amongst a plethora of philanthropic endeavors, you fund free educational platforms like Khan Academy so people can have free access to high quality education.

Then after donating half of your wealth to charity and pledging 90% of the remainder to charity in your will..

Arguably doing more to better life on earth for humanity than any other human being to ever live.

You then hop on the internet only to find a million scientifically illiterate fucking imbeciles that are using the very computers you pretty much invented in the first place to call you a child murdering arch villain anti-christ because they watched a YouTube video made by some other yokel with the comprehension of a fucking potato.

811 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9763 18:37

>>810

>very computers you pretty much invented

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giggles
chortles
HAHAHHAHAHHAHHHAHAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAAAAAAAHAA
LOOK AT THIS DUDE
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHA

Install Gentoo.

812 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9764 03:07

2nd “What kind of farts do you like?” 2007.5.9 ~
First place Buuuuuuuu! "Bakuon fart" 65 votes
2nd place Puu ♪ and "Cute fart" 61 votes
3rd place Fusuu "Squashpe" 41 votes
4th Bobaaaaaan! ! And "Gag explosion fart" 25 votes
5th place Boo! And "a normal fart that is not a lie" 23 votes
6th place "Fun fart with a bouncy rhythm" 6 votes
7th place Bubibi! And "wet fart" 3 votes
8th place Puppyii! And "Squealing fart" 2 votes
Continuing from the last time, it's a strong roar. To me, after the cute fart and Puu ♪, reddened and is not the strongest that I intends fidgeting Hazira but (laughs)
The Tteyuu the 6-position of the bouncing rhythm fun fart, thank you Who posted ! What kind of fart is it? I wonder if it is a fart that will make even the people around me happy.

813 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9764 15:42

lways, cool Reika-san got drunk by Belon Belon ... It smells pretty alcoholic ...

"No ... I'm not good at ..."
"Ani -... It's a stormy storm. "
" No ... that's why ... "
" Jammy miracle ... "It

was poured into the cup ...
Sipped drink are in the

"Romirasai to Ich ..."
"Well ..."
"It Lolo ... rough whiter Rekirao sake our torquecontrol fly Tteyu of ~ ...
　Rerraru new lame smell scarlet It's easy to

cry ! " Finally, I started crying ... Reika-san is like crying Ueto.

"

Okay ... I'll drink." I managed to put up with little by little and swallowed sake.

"Iro Ippire-Rah ... Rohhhhh ..."
"Eh ..." I

had no choice but to drink another cup.
After a while I went somewhere.

"Fuu ..."

I took a break, but it wasn't over yet ...

"

Are you drinking?" This time, Rinko, who is always neat and clean, looks like Yamato Nadeshiko.

" Huh ... yes ..."
"Don't you drink at all ...

huh-la ... I'll pour it in ..." I'm pouring in again ...

"Please give it to me too ..."

I poured with Minami.

“Oh ... I'm dry ...”

Rinko drank it in no time.

"Oh ~ I'm not drinking ~ ..."
"That ... I'm not good at that ..."
"Eh ... I'm not good at me ...?"
"No ... not ..."
"So I can't drink alcohol … ”
“ Okay…

I ’ll drink… I 'll drink… ” I will have two and three more drinks…
Some time later, several seniors came this time.

"
That's a newcomer ... I'm not drinking ..." "That's ... your welcome party, so don't drink more
... " "No ... I'm drinking ..."
"... a little toilet ..."

One senior said so.

"... which one ...?"
"Neither one ..."
"Eh ... are you likely to vomit?"
"... Yeah ... I think you're going to have some farts
..."
"I'm gonna do it here ..." "... That's also true. … ”Because of

the alcohol, the shame was no longer on the seniors.

"Hey ... smell I Do not let them to the newcomer because much trouble"
"... eh ..."
"do I have to ... Yoo ~ ... Why do that I do not want ...?"

I'm like a little bit relieved ... it was still early ... .

"~ Because'm punishment game ... newcomer does not drink to have to remove the siding ..."
"Yeah ... I thought rookie because I'm welcomed the newcomers must remove the siding"

Then, a voice called, such as "do once you" I heard it from my surroundings.

"... Then ...

let's do it ..." A senior who was trying to head to the toilet came to me.
I tried to escape ... but my arms were fixed from both sides, saying "No!"

"No ... Stop it ..."

I of her ass will come approaching the front of the face

"... I'm sorry ~ ... ~ will come out the other ... there ..."

Puwuu Tsu ~ ~
"Ugh ... rotten ..."

I have a special hobby I didn't have any, so I tried to turn my face a little.

"It's no good ... Run away ... Does anyone else want to do it?"
"... I might be out ..."
"... I also ..."

...
...
push ...
Pusu' ...
Buwu ...
push ... Pupyii ~ ~

I was smell one after another fart from also of seniors any person, other nose was I knew I would be paralyzed ....
Then, there… Rinko-senpai said ,

“What are you doing? "The newcomer hasn't stripped away, so I'm punishing all the farts ..." "Please help ..." I sought my best help. "I can't ... don't ..." Help me ... When I think so ... "I've been accumulating ... I'll do a lot ..." "Eh ..." Yes ... I can't do it myself It was "don't do". Rinko-senpai's big and plump buttocks didn't stop in front of me ... My face was buried in Rinko-senpai's big ass ... It felt very comfortable ... I almost thought that it smelled so numb, so I wondered if I could keep it as it was. "I'm gonna go ~ ... Please sniff a lot

Bubobobobobobofufuu ~~~! ! !

814 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9764 19:28

<bps> Im pooing right now :DDDD
<bps> Shit is exiting my anuss

815 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9766 14:03

>>814
Holy fuck, this is like the third time I glanced at this post at the exact moment the very same was happening to me.

816 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9767 16:31

I've grown a lot as a person. I used to see yaoi and say "ewww gay" but I realised how homophobic it is to hate something just because it's gay. Now I see yaoi and hate it for the right reasons; women might see it and masturbate

817 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9767 22:06

the key to any good story is a creampie

818 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9768 20:36

Now I have a vagina that farts and poops.

819 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9768 21:47

SOME STAY DRY AND OTHERS FEEL THE PAIN
_________________
"You call yourself a princess, but you're a brainiac in a dress! I can't believe you'd waste time with these books! You remind of my kid sister, she read so much, she got a blister. A big one, I mean BIG and on her BRAIN, WHAT A SHNOOK!"
Ignorance Is Bliss - Jellyfish

820 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9769 06:26

Say what you want about the bagpipes, I've always felt there was a good reason the Germans were scared shitless in WWI when the bagpipers went over the trenches without any weapons and just started playing in no man's land. I feel like their woad-wearing, magic mushroom eating Pictish berserker ancestors would be proud.

821 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9769 06:35

olympic weightlifting? no thanks, the only "clean and jerk" i do is when i tidy up my room then beat off.

822 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9769 18:14

WU TÄNG MANNSCHAFT IST KEINE ZUM ÄRGERN!
WU TÄNG MANNSCHAFT IST KEINE ZUM ÄRGERN!
WU TÄNG MANNSCHAFT IST KEINE ZUM ÄRGERN!
WU TÄNG MANNSCHAFT IST KEINE ZUM ÄRGERN!

captcha: nien

823 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9769 18:27

that’s how you know john lennon was a hack, had a whole schlmatz song about imagining a utopia, and he doesn’t mention anime doggirl playing doom for 12 hours straight on youtube even once

how is that anywhere close to a utopia huh!?

824 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9770 03:52

call my dick "the tiger" 'cause fascists love to ride it

825 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9770 04:00

I love this truly fabulous Ickabog, with its bat ears, mismatched eyes, and terrifying bloodstained teeth!

826 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9772 01:17

replace horny cop art w/ horny USPS art.
im begging y'all: stop licking boots & start licking postage

827 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9772 05:47

Ah yes. Nothing better than country music and gay sex. The ugly socks are the cherry on top

828 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9772 18:19

Hey youtube junkie...just letting you know that I have a new video uploaded. Hope you check it out...thanks for the support.

829 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9774 01:35

Praying for my cousin who is both racist and hates police, I'm sure this has been a very tough week for him.

830 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9774 11:07

Covert ID Project 2019 (or COVID-19 for short) was a mass global census project initiated in the summer of 2019 to secretly identify and tag the entire human population in preparation for the start of an entirely new chapter in human history.

831 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9776 23:10

in the immortal words of Martin Luther King Jr., “blockchain is the language of the unheard”

832 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9777 18:54

YEP, I AM TROLL AND I WAS HUNGRY!!
THANKS FOR FEDDING ME LOOSERS HAHAHA XDDD
KNOW I GONNA WATCH SOME PORN CUM ON MY COMPUTER AND GO TO BED.
BYE BYE.

833 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9777 19:35

>write a bunch of gay books about gay little wizards
>somehow your opinion on political matters is now relevant

834 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9777 21:39

There is this scene in The Incredibles where Elastigirl is stuck stretched between two doors, and when she frees herself her ass goes flying back and crushes some guards into the wall. I want to be one of those guards.

835 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9777 21:46

Your ancestor: Joined whaling expedition on a dare, later went off with expeditionary forces, smoked opium in Malaya for 4 years, returned home, became general manager of a bank, then senator

You: Stayed home for 2 weeks during pandemic, now unemployable because of resume gap

836 Name: vc: thotting : 1993-09-9778 00:51

Heinlien would be one of those tweeters who regularly posted conspiracy theories 8 posts long only to delete it when people started fact checking. That'd be followed by an angry tweet about the damn kids. He'd probably also be really into Jordan Peterson.

HP Lovecraft would be a QAnon guy and super-active in the incel community (even if he did marry).

James Joyce would be fine politically, but he'd just unironically BRAAAP-post and probably run one of those Instagrams devoted to hot armpits or some shit.

Dear god, can you imagine Ayn Rand on twitter?

837 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9778 16:50

Folks need to learn that when a liberal complains about something, you don't actually have to do anything about it.

838 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9779 04:12

to be fair though, cops have a real high rate of solving the crime of being not white

839 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9779 17:50

I not even have friends to kill if I need money

840 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9780 06:10

How to enjoy the game as an animal hater?

I don’t want to sound dramatic but animals of all kinds disgust me. Especially jitters. I want to like the game because it feels peaceful and there’s so much you can do with terraforming, but I just can’t get over the overwhelming nausea I feel when I open the game and see one of my villagers. Does anyone have any ideas?

PS: there is a silver lining. I enjoy hitting them with my net.

841 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9780 18:40

True story, I remember downloading Community Pom as a kid after completely misreading the name.
Found it, waited days for the download to end, burned it to CD, just to be super disappointed it was not hentai.
Stupid kid.

842 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9781 00:56

Grandpa, born in Michigan, went overseas to kill nazis and died valiantly with one thought on his mind, how well represented his heritage was during chow time at Fort Beauregard

843 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9783 23:14

According to the man himself, Stephen Hillenburg, Spongebob is actually an asexual icon. Probably panro because let’s be real, there’s no way that sweet soul is denying anyone love because of what they are

844 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9784 00:55

> Community Pom

I read "Community Porn" for a moment there

845 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9784 07:52

The sad things is, black cats are often not adopted and the euthanized as a result due to superstition, which is just cat racism basically.

846 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9784 12:54

mate, you should get a medal for all of that fucking work. i swear i'll paypal you 50 quid whenever i'll manage to find your patreon, not even my girlfriend can satisfy me as much as this video did.

847 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9785 03:28

Gonna try to maybe get this guy killed, check out the hilarious vid, like & subscribe.

848 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9785 03:40

Boy this really brings backs some memories. I was 12 at the time and my friend told me he had found this site called Beenz that we could use to earn points and buy stuff. There was a game that was basically a clone of Asteroids that would pay out Beenz based on how many points you scored. We were avid gamers and wannabe hackers (more like script kiddies) so we were aware of a tool like game hacker or something that would allow us to find the memory address of a given value in a game and change it to whatever value we desired. This Asteroids clone calculated the points in the browser and submitted the value when you died, so we could easily find the value and change it to 100,000,000 or something ludicrous. It worked. We were rolling in Beenz. I bought a Gameboy and some games, tons of Pokemon trading cards, and several Wal-mart gift certificates. In the end I wound up with well over $500 worth of free stuff. Doesn't seem like a big haul now, but to a fairly poor 12 year old middle school kid, we were living like kings.

The game was eventually shut down and one day I received an email from some guy. He said he wasn't angry but wanted to know how I was able to exploit the game and get so many points, and maybe one day we could laugh about it over a beer. I just sent him a reply saying "I'm 12, lol."

849 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9786 00:37

ehhhhhh the eyes in that Morgana concept art are neat but a latex wearing cat woulda been weird

850 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9789 11:40

Posting someone else's cringe for clout is still posting cringe.

851 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9793 22:10

Rust fan fic?

Been thinking about it lately.

It would feature a CS student who comes across a portal in his department's hallway.

The portal would emit a flurry of different flashing symbols that spin around his head as he is lifted up into the air.

The symbols would be golden and range from lambda to haskell to parentheses.

He'd be totally drunk on them as they drag him into the portal.

We don't know where the portal leads.

Then all we see is black. In a few moments we see Steve Klabnik greet the young traveler and hand him the Book of Rust.

The student, who just learned about the basics of automata theory, is told that he'll never have to worry about concurrency again.

He's also told that due to Rust, buffer overflows are now deprecated.

He wakes up only to realize this was a dream. But of course he hadn't heard of Rust until that very dream (!) so, curious, he looks it up and low and behold: Rust is real. Steve Klabnik is real. The borrow checker...is real.

He then drops out of school and moves to the Bay Area determined to pioneer Rust and make a dent in the industry with a startup based on Rust tech, John Carmack style.

852 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9794 02:27

"Well, the last 569 versions of Raven/Kaley Cuoco/Adolf Hitler might not have been impressed with 'hi' but maybe this one will bite!"

853 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9794 04:09

Nobody fucking cares if you drink an entire pitcher of beer in 6 seconds while walking. That’s why there is no focus on it. It’s just something that doesn’t happen in D&D and doesn’t make any difference if it does.

854 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9796 18:33

haha .... This chap ' T' fancied my sis and we would take the piss ...' everywhere I go your face I see every step I take you take with me when I look in the mirror to comb my hair all I see is T standing there yeah ! :-) T was the original ' stalker' lol

855 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9797 06:48

Maybe not story about me, but about my mother. In Poland, we have something called Maturity Exams, which we write at the end of high school. My mother was chosen to check some of these, as she is a teacher. Students need to write an essay, so my mother needed to read them.

One of them was about ANIME, while it is needed to refer to a BOOK. Dude who wrote this essay related to 3 DIFFERENT ANIMES and one of them was a HENTAI. FRICKING HENTAI. Fortunately my mom didn't search for these series, so she didn't watch nude drawn japanese people. Anyway, that dude passed this exam. But the fact that somebody wrote an essay about anime on life-depending exam just made me laugh for like 30 minutes.

Sorry for some mistakes, english is my second language.

856 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9799 02:00

Tinder date: "so like, what are your politics???"

Me: Worships Adolf Hitler as an avatar of Vishnu

"Uh, I'm apolitical"

Getting toppy an hour later

857 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9799 21:26

In hindsight, it's kinda odd that he went with a hand grenade logo instead of a foot grenade :shrug:

858 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9800 04:02

god im gonna miss pecorine's boobs

859 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9802 01:06

It's a book that takes some of the most racist stereotypes and historical depictions of enslaved people and then adds inflation fetishes and rape in as well. In 2017, it got a gold award at the ENnies for "best adventure."

860 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9804 05:00

JRPGs be like:
chapter 1: rescue a cute kitten

chapter 15: KILL GOD

861 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9804 06:44

Socialism is basically meaningless in US political parlance. To the left it means everything good they want and on the right it means everything bad from soda taxes and gun waiting lists up to stalin's ghost personally eating the koch brothers

862 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9805 00:39

Okay I'll put it another way. You know how the movie has a two second scene where Sonny is fucking a bridesmaid at Connie's wedding at the beginning? Well in the book, that bridesmaid is not only a named character but a significant amount of the book is about how she has an enormous vagina and doesn't know how to go on living without Sonny's abnormally gigantic hog. I'm serious, it's a whole seperate storyline where she doesn't interact with any of the characters from the movie.

863 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9805 02:04

What did he mean by this

864 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9805 05:45

My father was a sewer man, and my mother was his concubine. I was born in what's called a "fecal retainment pool", on a pile old, unsold Sunday newspapers. The first thing I ever saw was Garfield's crumpled face, soiled by diarrhea. I still see it in my dreams. Semper fi.

865 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9805 22:29

I wouldn't vote for Kanye West, or Biden or Trump, because they all suck absolutely huge ass and I just want to grill, but I'm not sure 2016's tactics of accusing the bitter Bernie Bros of being sexist is going to work now that the democratic candidate is a rapist.

866 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9806 02:14

I wish I could make coronaviruses to the size of hamster balls so I could get a hammer and smash their brains out.

By 'brains' I mean their RNA, enzymes and shit, just hear those satisfying 'pop' sounds as their enveloped membrane bursts open like a water balloon full of goo. And possibly high pitched squealing sounds of fear as the viruses try to slowly roll around like Zorb Balls to pathetically escape my wrath.

I'd first rip their dicks (Spike glycoproteins) off, one by one, after getting them to come close to me by showing them a pair of inflatable lungs. I'd like to imagine the viruses whimpering and shuddering every time I pluck one off. Then when there's none left and the stupid virus is crying in pain and fear, I'd get a hammer and smash that fucker's head in.

867 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9807 01:43

Me: bro did you hear that?

Friend: no, what do you mean?

Me: ES GEHT DURCH DIE WELT EIN GEFLÜSTER

868 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9807 21:42

LOL, there's something you don't see everyday, a caterpillar raeping a french fry. Or in the french fry perceptive, it's getting raeped by the caterpillar

"Vote Pedro for President"

869 Name: vc: biche : 1993-09-9807 22:59

You came in and derailed a conversation about books by whining about casual inclusion of the Bechtel test and are now using the derailment you initiated as proof that its inclusion derails discussion. Bravo.

870 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9808 19:55

puts on mask

aahhhh nooo im turning into a bimbo giant tits grow and my ass sticks out nooo covid stop making me into a bimbo

871 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9809 16:48

Popping neko pills nonstop this milk got me on the same wavelength tht jesus is in .. or was..

872 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9809 20:26

my stack: tren dbol fentanyl lorazepam and bullet ant venom, let's fucking GOOOOOOO

873 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9810 03:21

I believe that if Jesus were alive today, he would be on TV.

874 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9810 06:25

lol says the guy with Master Roshi Pic. One Piece is too deep and complicated to be for kids.

875 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9811 04:28

It's not suicide if you're already dead inside PURURIN!

876 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9811 13:41

OP. His need for dick passed beyond the usual level of OP faggotry where he sucked a hundred dicks, and has been spotted at graveyards, digging up cadavers to grind up corpse dicks so he can snort them as a sort of gay cocaine.

877 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9811 20:18

Cums are the most obvious sign of true satisfaction on the planet.

I wish there were food so good that I jizzed after eating it.

878 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9812 13:59

It would be nothing for a member of the Kardashian family to have him involuntarily committed for the week of the election. It would just be a matter of calling 911 and claiming he threatened to somehow harm himself. Then, the next week, they could take him to an empty middle school and tell him it’s a polling place. There’s no way schools will be open in November, with Corona making a comeback the likes of which we haven’t seen since LL on Mama Said Knock You Out.

The other day, my little brother, who teaches middle school PE, went to a meeting about how they can possibly reopen schools this fall. He’s now on mandatory 14-day quarantine.

879 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9812 15:20

Part of me wonders if there's some dude out there sitting on a pile of bean futures just raking in a ton of money right now. Kind of an amusing thought.

880 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9812 18:17

The year is 2040. The LGBTQ party has taken over the whole world. Being heterosexual is illegal. At age 14, everyone is forced by law to change to another one of the 666 different genders. The last straight people hide in the sewers, eating rats and enjoying decade-old videogames; the last ones without identity politics woven directly in the code. Their last hope; pre marital sex.

881 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9812 20:10

Or maybe your bubble bro just wants you to be clean because he is a magical creature sold in stores and when he has expended his bubbles he simply pops and leaves a coupon for 25% off a purchase of Bubble Buddy, Bubble Buddy Lavender, Bubble Buddy Tropical Mist and tear-free Baby Bubble Buddy.

882 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9813 05:33

the vast majority of the plant science research community rejects plant neurobiology as a legitimate notion. Their main arguments are that:

"Plant neurobiology does not add to our understanding of plant physiology, plant cell biology or signaling".
"There is no evidence for structures such as neurons, synapses or a brain in plants".

883 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9813 06:31

time is a flat circle folded into an origami crane

884 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9813 09:55

One of the room attendants came into my office (I was the chief engineer there) and asked me what she should do with this, then showed me a bag with what looked like a horse's penis in it. I took it, called environmental health to dispose of it safely (it could of had any number of diseases) put they recommended that I get it cremated by a vet as it would be quicker as it was late and a weekend. So, I called around and had the phone put down on me a few times after explaining that I somehow have a horses penis draped over my desk like a fuckin scarf. Anyway, long story short they came out to collect it and confirmed that it was indeed a horses penis and thought it was the best story that they had ever heard they didn't charge the hotel. They sent me a framed certificate a few days later, which I then hung on the office wall. The penis, just incase you are wondering, was found in a womens room, in her fridge. Apparently it's a good luck charm in kazakhstan. Not for the horse though.

885 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9814 08:50

Ew you have a mom? That's kinda gay isn't it?

886 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9814 22:21

literally every stupid "thing" modern women do, from becoming pit mommies to veganism to onlyfans to caring about politics, is a direct result of not getting knocked up as a teen

887 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9814 22:47

> Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg has been taken to the hospital and treated for a possible infection, according to a court spokeswoman

Democrats suddenly discover prayer lol

888 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9815 09:36

Hey son, you’re a fucking loser and I hate your ass so much. Here’s a roof over your head, food on your plate and those shitty manga books you wanted. Oh, and I made you immortal and gave you superpowers. Are you feeling hated yet?

889 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9816 04:02

Marxists have well made, patient plans to break down the individuals protective shell which guards a sense of morality, personal responsibility and the instinct to defend attempts to soften that shell. The one flaw that exists in the Marxist plan, is the very people who fall victim to the programming, generally, do not possess the aggressive instinct required to protect themselves as an individual. Their power comes from the security derived from membership in the SJW, woke class. The end product of the Marxist philosophy army recruitment phase, in this iteration, has given rise to an army of sniveling, spineless weasels who are void of determined character, and lack the instinct to execute the final stage of the Marxist plan for domination.

Even with the media, education and much of the governmental institutions brow beating the general public and medicating the masculinity out of our young men, there are far too many freedom loving people in the country to generate enough true believers to effect the change Marxists desire. By the time enough of them have summoned the 'courage' to openly confront the land of the free, and it seems that time is here, they will be put down, possibly in a spectacularly violent manner by the true majority of America.

The Marxist plan will fail, mainly, due to two miscalculations.

First, that the American people could be disarmed, in large enough numbers, leaving us defenseless and vulnerable enabling control by the threat of violence. There are, conservatively, 400 million firearms in this country owned by people who are willing to fight, and kill, any serious threat to our right to freedom.

Second, the Marxist plan wasted so much time and energy creating an attitude of fear of firearms that the very 'soldiers' of their resistance have neither the skills nor the sense of tradition and loyalty to even mount an effective attack. The cowardly army does not, and will not, possess the knowledge of history, a sense of family or belief in God that will give them the discernment and courage when the time comes. Paying a coward will never motivate him to face down the furious determination of men who are literally defending their families and property.

You see, the American people have the love of God, the love of Country and the love of FREEDOM that forms our ideals. America is the land we love and there are 100,000,000 PATRIOTS who will fulfill your death wish in defense of her. Your passive-aggressive, covert plans to sneak into power have been discovered. Our response will be to grind your faces into the mud and rid America of her vermin infestation. God bless America and all people who love her.

890 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9816 08:27

Big Tissue has had fantastic years since its inception - look at every major event you seen see bits of tissue stuck all over it:

Fall of communism? Expansion of the market.
Imperialism? Imports of spicy food and coffee.
The internet? More people eating soup over desks causing small spillages.

How else could they get away with shrinking the size of the roll while increasing the price. The next time you have a poo you should ask yourself if you're wiping the toilet paper or the toilet paper is wiping YOU.

891 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9816 08:34

>>889 lmao people are so fucking stupid, can't wait till everyone dies

892 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9816 08:43

Everyday I would report to a neon green and orange building in Burbank, California with gigantic statues of The Rugrats and Hey Arnold on the top. The giant Chucky would spew molten lead at passers by and cackle insanely while Arnold would occasionally vomit out some half digested little brat who pissed off security.

893 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9818 02:05

I think we should stop judging women for what they say because it implies that we have to listen to them

894 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9818 20:37

So i went to the doctor the other day and apparently i have a low sperm count.😓
This idiot doctor told me i should give up my vegan diet if i ever hope to have children in the future, and i was like "huh fuck that" and got up and left his office.
Kinda sucks that i'll never have kids of my own but at least my GF's sperm is still active so i don't mind raising her kids as if they were mine.

895 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9819 16:08

-Anyway, it turns out my mom taped the news for me while I was away, so I have like a week of Kerri-Lee to go through... #13,502

-Oh, I followed several women who looked sort of like Kerri-Lee around the science museum, but none of them turned out to be her:~( #13,846

-And with my position as Kerri-Lee of the CIC, cool knife AND uniform, I'll be the cult leader! #14,539

-As in "Over the Kerri-lee for the traffic, she's got great breasts.." #15,608

-What good is the world when I've no Kerri-Lee:~(? Of course, if I took over the world, I could have all the Kerri-Lee I wanted. The world it is, then, chaps. #17,284

-Wow, Kerri-Lee at the hardware store. I'd like to ware her... hard #19,478

-I have two pictures in frames on my desk at work: a picture of a spotted stingray marked 'Cat' and a printed glossy picture of Kerri-Lee. #20,382

<Byydo> some guys try to un-circumsize themselves by hanging weights from their penis
<LOAF> !Kerri-Lee
<LOAF> The concept of something hanging from my penis reminded me. #21,608

896 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9819 20:52

Common household dust is 69% pubes and asscrack hair particles.

897 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9821 23:38

Female goth King Arthur in a maid swimsuit and one of the greatest tyrants of the ancient world, who is also in a swimsuit, are racing in a dragster made by transgender Leonardo Da Vinci. Genderbent Frankenstein and Mecha Charles Babbage are combined together into a supertank, Oda Nobunaga and another version of king Arthur from outerspace are driving spaceship, and even more weird shit. And all of these things are going on during a cannonball/drag race which is being put on by the ancient Sumerian goddess of Love.

And you're bothered by the map scale?

898 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9822 07:07

I've met people in my state who seemed to genuinely believe the Constitution and Bill of Rights were handed down, pre-written, to the founding fathers by God himself. Kinda like Moses and the tablets on Mount Sinai. They're typically the same crowd who think Jesus spoke English.

899 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9822 11:48

Poor old Mrs. Vassilyev's gutty works must've looked like a cattle rendering factory.

900 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9823 04:28

He's just a poor goy from a poor family.

901 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9823 04:30

>>900
Wrong thread.... sorry. Here's a contribution:

>lmao

I honestly don't know why you even bothered replying if you thought I was joking. This single word alone has me convinced you're not taking me seriously. Does hiding behind layers of irony look cool? Certainly. But at the same time it makes you come of as disingenuous. That word and that word alone is enough of a reason for me to discredit your entire post, to classify it as a reply not taking what I've said at face value. You're laughing at me. Why would I even bother taking your post seriously if that single word clearly telegraphs what the rest of your post is going to be? You set the tone, and it's not a tone I appreciate. The rest of your post may very well have been an actual attempt to discuss video games on a video game board with me for all I know, but alas I didn't read it as I expect it's as effortless as your 'lmao'. If you've got anything to say to my initial reply, lose the holier-than-thou-tone and reply in an earnest attempt. If you had an actual genuine interest in discussing video games being more honest would get you much further. This is the internet. Nothing is gained from acting superior, nothing that furthers discourse anyhow.

902 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9823 08:15

POCARI SWEAT IS TRYING TO REBRAND AS GAMER FUEL IN THE US

903 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9824 04:17

I plant [fruit trees] in my ass and the shit is like their dirt and since they suck it up I don't have to shit anymore and the roots tighten around my prostate everyday making me water the tree with my cum

904 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9824 05:13

fondly remembering the time in final fantasy xiv where i hired someone rping as a garden gnome to decorate my yard for an hour and when the hour was up he used the money to immediately go to the Pleasure Dome (erp hub) to get some pussy

905 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9825 00:23

Would be weird if Jack Black played King Arthur and it wasn't a comedy.

906 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9827 05:54

weebs are always attracted to all the Konosuba girls... I guess because weebs are attracted to fellow pathetic creatures

907 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9828 03:12

Some marriage trouble going on. The Reddit equivalent of Grimes making sure all the fancy champagne flutes and correct sets of cutlery are on the table while Elon passive-aggressively drinks out of a red plastic cup and eats with his hands in front of the uneasy, mortified guests

908 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9828 07:10

If you really love your waifu you should write a folk album dedicated to her

909 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9828 16:08

As a former mariner of the Lakes and the North Atlantic, they’re both he’ll in a storm, but I’d rather have salt water and lots of depth.

910 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9828 21:22

Scrawny effeminate left leaning numale alert. Call more people a chud online and maybe the nonbinary pink hair that works at the barcade will let you sniff Xer's armpits hellscape dweller. You dweebs always gotta make a little cute comment for internet points. Not realizing I'm throwing bait on the line for you people to seethe at while I'm taking a shit

911 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9829 19:23

Do you really think they cut off foreskins in Hyrule?

912 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9832 06:11

Sounds worse. I'm afraid to know what cookie clicker is.

913 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9832 06:46

I don’t watch anime. Are they gay?

914 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9832 14:08

Doo da doo doo, doo da doo doo, da da doo doo, doot da doo do -

I am sitting
On the crapper
At the diner
On the corner

And the person
In the next stall's
Playing games
And smoking ciggys

And he doesn't
Flush the toilet
And he doesn't
Wash his hands

And he's cooking
Up my pancakes
Like some savage
With a pan

915 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9832 19:45

Professors can't even get their students to do all the reading and these clowns think they can effectively turn their students into Marxists.

916 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9833 16:47

Listen buddy, just because you jack off to Adam Smith and have an earth-shattering full-body orgasm at the thought of the word “capitalism” does not mean its definition suddenly changes. What you just described about human behavior is called “not wanting to starve to death”.

917 Name: vc: inhofe (R-OK) : 1993-09-9835 01:37

Fact: the first decency laws in the U.S. regarding clothing, pants, were written before the formation of the Republican Party, i.e. the Democratic Party. So when you wear pants, you're actively supporting Democratic laws and principles.

918 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9835 20:41

The word 'racism' is a propaganda tool to pathologize normal human behavior. Preferring your own race is a survival tool -- like eating or sleeping. Calling someone 'racist' is like calling them an 'eatist' or a 'sleepist.' It's making the normal appear abnormal.

919 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9836 07:37

I guess first grade where the whole class gets punished with no recess because of those two kids misbehaving is really just to prepare you for the real world then.

920 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9836 12:35

I left it there
That was me

921 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9836 20:42

"Han-san" is actually the polite term in Japanese to refer to hand-sanitizer. If it's in a cute bottle then it's called "Han-chan". If the hand sanitizer outranks you at work then you're supposed to call it "Han-sama".

922 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9837 16:42

I don't care what anyone says those penguins are speaking a language. Listen closely.

923 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9838 11:04

Not quite an autopsy, but a friend of mine was working as a coroner's assistant. They got a call for a middle aged male that had died in his trailer.

When they got there, they found a morbidly obese man, butt ass naked, dead on his living room floor. They went to move the body, and to their shock, discovered another body.

A little person was laying dead beneath the big man with his head stuck up the big man's ass. Big man had a heart attack from the uh....pleasure, and fell on the little man, killing him.

Weirdest fuckin twofer I've ever heard of, but there ya go.

924 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9838 12:32

Not only was he not a Nazi, he was a war vet

925 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9838 16:42

Then again, if you try to build Pun-Pun in an actual game, your DM is permitted to actually pee in your Mountain Dew. Look it up, it's in the book.

926 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9839 03:20

So you see, all the above compounds to make Taiwan the WORST dating scene I've ever experienced, as well as the most BORING uneventful place. It's like everything is against you. Geez! All the above combined are horrible beyond words, and make it not even worth the effort. All Taiwan offers you is food and work. But for dating, love, romance and sex, it totally SUCKS, is overly difficult, uptight, stuck up and very depriving. In fact, no negative words in English that I can think of can describe how terrible it is and how badly it sucks. Thus all I can say is that it is "terrible beyond words".

What's worse, you aren't allowed to say anything negative in Taiwan. The social culture is very politically correct and you are only allowed to say nice positive things about Taiwan. So you can't even tell the truth or express how you really feel without violating this social rule! Geez. At least let a guy be honest for crying out loud. It sucks having to pretend that you like something you don't.

To give you a simple example, if I say "Excuse me miss" (in Chinese or English) to girls walking by in Taiwan (who are totally cold and closed) none of them will stop. But in most other countries, when I do that, very often the girls will stop and talk to me. That's a very big difference that says a lot, no matter how you try to spin it.

Taiwanese girls are extremely picky, shallow, judgmental, difficult, vain, and spook easily like deer do in the wild. They are overly cautious and unnaturally shy to the extreme, and don't like talking to strangers without an introduction through mutual friends. These extreme traits that are common in Taiwanese females make them almost inhuman and definitely unnatural. Now there is nothing wrong with being a little shy or cautious. That can be cute. But Taiwanese girls take it to the extreme and are too excessive in their closed-ness and shyness. Ironically, their own ancient Chinese wisdom says that nothing in extremes is any good, and that everything must be in moderation.

927 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9839 20:49

Don't forget that Old Norse proverb!

“Svá ergisk hverr sem eldisk”
[sooner or later, we all end up effeminate]

Live by those words! I certainly do!

928 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9840 14:58

I want to know who saw a deer with fangs and went “The most interesting thing here is its hair”

929 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9840 22:09

First Disgaea 5 has the player slay thousands of Asagi clones to farm shards, then Makai Wars gets downgraded to mobileshit. Someone at NIS must have it out for Asasi bad.

930 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9840 22:51

> Be rising star in manga
> "I just need a bicycle I can socially distance on and all my hobby needs will be met."
> Get the bicycle
> Don't socially distance
> Grope minors and get arrested pretty much immediately

What did he mean by this?

931 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9841 02:29

>>930
Technically, one method of socially distancing is ensuring that no one wants to be within six feet of you for reasons entirely unrelated to COVID.

932 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9842 01:57

No, it's rape. You can tell because the backgroud is all twisty.

933 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9842 04:59

>Do you think Final Fantasy is a criticism of mamluks and janissaries as institutions?

Supreme schizo autism right here, truly a 100% Ashkenazi post.

934 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9842 10:12

It's a little known fact that Garfield ghostwrote much of the Geneva Convention on a month-long cocaine binge while secluded in a tiny cabin in the Swiss Alps.

935 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9843 15:20

Ever wanted to choke slam an Amazonian goddess? Well now is your chance.

936 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9843 23:25

22 year age difference between Biden and Harris...seems problematic

937 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9845 03:50

oh the future vice president has pronouns in her bio? that’s awesome dude. that’s so cool. i’m jerking off to the thought of that. i’m literally cumming because the future vice president has pronouns in her bio. i’m cumming all over the place

938 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9846 11:02

I MUST point out that Miqote do NOT go "into heat". They mate like any other race in Eorzea. Male Miqo also do NOT have barbed penises. This would render them incompatible with breeding with the other races in Eorzea which has been confirmed that they all can via SE's lore panel.

Source: Square's lore panels and way too much time on RP servers

939 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9847 02:28

"In today's story, Skeletor forced me to consume a flavor of pizza pie that I wasn't sure about, assuming it's a weakness, and, as it turns out, it tastes a whole lot better than a thought it would be. So remember kids, always give the food your parents gave you a chance."

940 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9847 21:13

This is why most Star Wars fans are Hand Solo

941 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9848 19:35

Call the 'roo a cunt and tell him to fuck off until morning.

942 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9849 10:17

Oh, and while we have no written evidence that Freud repeated said the word "penis" to elicit laughter, I think we can all agree that it was highly likely.

943 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9849 10:46

Yes. Kojima is high level Freemason with ties to occult/illuminati. He’s a luciferian. The masses aren’t going to understand but he’s using predictive programming as a tool. He follows a “karma system” Look into it if u care for it. He’s constantly showing “left eye symbols”

944 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9850 12:09

the word lore...every single time i see that fucking word i instantly have like a metaphorical klaxon in my head that goes off and this huge screen says AUTISM ALERT. it sounds funny but thats my view

945 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9850 14:01

Why did you think he wrote about a magical cat who came to trash a house where kids were home alone

946 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9850 20:11

When I was a kid, loli refered to a lollipop/sucker or an ice pop. Granted it was spelled lolli, but it sounds the same. Imagine my utter confusion and bewilderment. Imagine my horror when I found out what that now means. Imagine the ruination of my childhood memories of grandpa asking if I wanted a lolli.

947 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9850 21:32

Sure. Keeping in mind that this pen is a total pile of crap. With that being said it goes from 1.0mm all the way to.00001mm in one single letter. It cuts out more than a 13 year old boys voice. Did I mention this pen is a pile of crap? Anyway I hope you make the right decision and use a quill and squid ink instead, old school yet reliable like having a fancy hipster moustache (thats how hipsters spell it nowdays). Hope this helped.

948 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9852 03:22

just watched a video of someone playing it. their winning strategy was to let the nazguls kill the hobbits, let them carry the ring quickly across the misty mountains, and ambush the ring bearing nazgul with eomer and his cavalry. after that enter mordor from the east, wait until the mount doom is emptied from troops and then drop the ring in

949 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9852 07:27

HAHAHA i literally laughed like a drunk walrus when i read that

950 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9852 16:39

george w bush dont put ren and stimpy adult party cartoon movie on youtube anymore your fired

951 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9853 02:30

she looks like a muppet. a muppet that doest wash her ass

952 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9854 20:20

Trayvon ain't die for this

953 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9855 13:35

I don't understand anything can someone good tell me what the lyrics say????☹😔😫😫😫😫we laymen do not understand ..Motorhead mmm¡!!!! lesbians ?????

954 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9856 00:19

Them, idiots: "I like catholic girls because I want a girl who is chaste"
Me, enlightened: "I like catholic girls because they're into S&M and easier to convert to paganism"

955 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9856 02:41

Who gives a shit? You're homosexual if you use Snorlax anyways.

956 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9856 14:51

Umm, I'm fairly certain Nero didn't castrate the freedman. Nero played the female role as wife, and received anal sex from his freedman husband in his public courtyard because he was Alpha that way and the mercury the Roman elite put in their hair to appear beautiful was getting to him nya~

957 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9856 20:05

If the Bible is true, then the Koran is false, because the Koran contradicts the Bible.
If the Bible is false, then the Koran is still false, because the Koran says that the Bible is true.

958 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9856 21:33

I can’t believe this, this is utterly shameful… we let a Brony write in Scots?? Uh! How far have we fallen???

959 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9856 22:15

one day not funding at least 3 ethots will be seen as a red flag on your resume

960 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9857 04:01

Unpopular opinion: but *endlessly rehashed take from establishment media talking heads*

961 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9857 13:37

If you're going to be remembered for things, DOOM and Wolfenstein are good things to be remembered for. Daikatana's there to make sure I remember the taste of humble pie.

962 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9857 15:03

This year I've seen videos of people that think they can rush someone with a firearm and someone driving a vehicle. They all lost. Why is this generation so stupid? Is it the video games? Do they think they will Respawn once they die?

963 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9858 01:43

Freedom to fuck around does not mean freedom to not find out.

964 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9858 08:42

When I play Cataclysm: DDA I choose the musician class, then customize my appearance to look as much like Dave Grohl as possible. Obviously I name my character Dave Grohl, as well. I choose to start in a golf course and I RP that there was an outbreak during the filming of the "Walk" music video. After I escape whatever zombies are after me, I loot all the booze I can, loot some girls clothes, and go and dress him in drag in a hotel room while drinking all of the booze just like in the "Low" music video. I RP that he's crying because he thinks Jack Black is dead.

If I've survived one night, I pack up, dress back up in normal clothes, and go looking for an NPC. If I find one without dying, and if he's male, I take him back to the hotel room, RP that Dave Grohl is hallucinating that he's Jack Black, and try to make him put on a skirt and drink with me. If they refuse, I kill them. I keep this up until I find someone who will be my Jack Black, and then I go out and face the Apocalypse.

965 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9859 01:40

JUST
PUNCH
AT ANYONE

966 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9859 04:13

I have and will continue to kill for the joy of these cherubic faces. I have slain gods, culled beasts, and put entire civilizations to the torch, and for what? Stickers.

Nothing has ever fulfilled my soul so.

967 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9859 06:13

fart on my penis

968 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9860 19:35

All 'left' art is like a confrontational message from the artist to a 'bad third party' priorly agreed-upon by artist and audience, and the audience's way of 'enjoying it' is just imagining this third party getting flustered

969 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9861 21:52

Imagine trying to look cool on Twitter by stanning criminal scumbags who got blown away by some complete nerd bottom text

970 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9862 03:33

Hello.

I noticed you dropped 4 f-bombs in this comment. This might be necessary, but using nicer language makes the whole world a better place.

Maybe you need to blow off some steam - in which case, go get a drink of water and come back later. This is just the internet and sometimes it can be helpful to cool down for a second.

I am a bot. ❤❤❤ | PSA

971 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9863 10:09

Can I marry a horse and raise horse offspring who sire more Centaur like children that I then install as the puppet rulers of Europe, thus rewriting history and bringing about a new, Equestrian future ruled over by our benevolent hoofed masters?

If not I'll wait until a few expansions drop.

972 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9863 10:52

angelica has a fat ass because she eats cookies all day

973 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9863 11:09

Ten bucks doesn’t seem too bad for an imaginary friend. The manufacturer insists that it is “REAL” (their capitalization.)

The same seller also offers “Human Soul (Alive),” if you just want to own a soul without the burden of friendship.

974 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9863 23:17

Liberals suddenly want the riots to stop because they realize it’s hurting their election chances. Conservatives have always wanted the riots to stop even though we know it’s helping our election chances. The former cares about votes, the latter about lives.

975 Name: vc: dawgable : 1993-09-9865 01:26

“This is for my ANCESTORS” I say as I cum on top of a white guy, as revenge for colonialism

976 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9865 16:51

first, you have to summon a Demon-Waez by chanting the words, "POorOopoo GaFAZeeworp!" 15 times at the most northern point in the world. Also, you have to be in a cave deep enough to find liquid magma. then from there, you'll have to ask it in Waezneese (the language of the demon) a deep and philosophical question with no right or wrong answer. From there, she will grant you 3 wishes. First, you must ask it where the Golden Birds lay their eggs. She will then take you to the magical land of Wahrtoyn, where you will then ask to be an apprentice to a karate superhero named kickfooter who lives in the town. He will teach you a form of karate that hasn't been used for thousands of years. Now, you must find the dragon Ieqeezia, deep within the caves of the forgotten realm, which you will travel to with the final wish from the Demon-Weaz. With the mythical karate you've learned, you must defeat the dragon with only your bare feet. Now, the dragon will bleed brownish blood, which you must drink to think the thoughts of the dragon. Now, you access knowledge of where the key of Quazinooswen is. Grab the key (which can open any door), and now, you can open the door of Lemenqafiin. There, you will see a super-computer, made with the bones of the first dragon (and a 4k display!), which has a strange cord with small blades on it. You must position the blades into your ears where you can still hear. Now, the computer will program whatever you think, and will do whatever you say. Now, you can create your long desired source port.

At least that's the easiest way I know how to make one.

977 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9866 01:11

Does anything else radiate virgin energy more than beginning a comment with "heh"? 20 bucks says he smirked and pushed up his glasses with his middle finger every time he typed that.

978 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9866 19:17

Nobody wants to eat Fruit By The Centimeter.

979 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9866 21:25

I have put in a formal complaint. I don't think the BBC have even checked the charges. I looked at them a few months back and am sure the case is nothing to do with "wealthy Gulf Arabs influencing football clubs." Even if it was, what relevance is the ethnic origin of anyone. Pinto has been accused of stealing money from a bank, hacking into the systems of leading legal officials in Portugal and hacking the police themselves amongst other things. The BBC are determined to maintain their racist anti-Arab narrative because it is a stick to beat City with. This is just shoddy work. BBC online is as bad as the tabloids these days.

980 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9866 21:52

Like, will they even bother having kindergarten? You don’t do anything except piss your pants, throw a crying fit, eat milk and cookies and take a nap—not necessarily in that order.
I feel like you can do all of those things in the comfort of your own home, without some 26-year-old white chick watching you via webcam, as if this were some bizarro version of MyFreeCams or Chaturbate.
Whatever we were paying someone to teach that class, we should get that money back, plus whatever it costs to distribute free laptops to five-year-olds, just so they can pee on them or, god forbid, figure out how to get on Pr0nHub.
I’d also be curious to know what black child worth his salt will actually show up to some shit like this. Certainly, no truly authentic black child would show to school that’s not even being held at the school.
I feel like learning anything at all during Corona would almost be like continuing to pick cotton on the day after Juneteenth. I’m not sure if I’d trust any black person who actually completed an assignment that they didn’t have to turn in.
If I were an older student, I might log in just to have a look at the teacher. She might be in the Zoom meeting showing feet, as if she were Doja Cat. I’m sure standards of professionalism aren’t what they would be if you were in the building.
Some of the most powerful rods I ever got (nullus) were in a high school history class. It may have been because the class was so boring. I knew, even before I heard Let’s Get Free by dead prez (which came out when I was an adult), not to trust any history class taught by white people.

981 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9867 00:45

There is nothing better than seeing your cute waifu covered in the blood of her enemies

982 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9867 22:40

If you're not right on the brink of crashing, you're going too slowly.

983 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9868 16:11

Nobody teaches trans girls about our periods. We just get these weird times where we're moody and crampy and sad and we don't know why and just chalk it up to another reason we're not good enough in life. So, just so you all know: Trans. Girls. Get. Periods.

984 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9868 18:21

Page 7: "How far I've come.. I swallowed a piece of shit from a little girl...! <3"

985 Name: vc: reipe : 1993-09-9868 20:51

Hey all, question for those of you with Honey Heist experience

My group is planning a second session since we all had a great time with Honey Heist, but I was curious about one minor issue.

So if I understand the rules correctly, when your bear gets a 6 in their Criminal stat, they go rogue and it's basically game over for that player. You can eat a bunch of honey to knock you back down a step as a precaution, but the only other way to shift the scales back into Bear stat territory is to fail a check.

In practice, what I noticed is my party doing what we usually do in other games, work as a team and play to their strengths. As a result, we really didn't fail that many checks. This led to a situation where any given bear who succeeded just once or two times in a row would automatically be in the 'danger zone' and would have no choice but to take a bite from our stash of honey to at least get back down to 4 Criminal. (And if you're at 5 Criminal already, it'd be crazy to risk your character on a 1 in 6 chance you'll fail instead)

Granted, our DM did provide us with a very generous amount of access to honey. Thing is, if he hadn't, I don't know if any of us would have kept from losing our character because of how quickly you can go over the edge relative to the length of our game (2 more or less 4 hour sessions).

Again, still had a great time with this game. Just wondering if there were any thoughts on how to counter this issue without just loading the bears up with all the honey they could ever need to keep playing.

986 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9870 10:34

I cut my son's balls off to cure his cancer and he died anyway. Good game

987 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9870 12:09

also in infamous theres a trophy called called casey jones. i dont know if the requirment is a refrence to anything but seeing as it has to do with trains i would say its an ovbious refrence to the teenage mutant ninja turtles character casey jones and to the fact that the turtles live in an abandoned subway

988 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9870 16:28

these lizards feed off pure energy located in anus of little children which is why they lust after them down to infants, not for appearance but for their purity.

989 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9870 17:45

Also I gotta say, this is definitely the first time I've seen Black Eyed Peas(???) hailed as an example of the superior culture of the olden days. Strange times we live in.

990 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9870 23:28

its always wild to me that the only thing preventing a ton of people from being a dick is leverage

991 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9871 00:36

> Goofy is heterosexual

redacted, just remembered the cartoon where he wants to be Mickey's pet

992 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9871 01:07

I dont have sexual thoughts toward children, but I used to toward adult women. This is a weakness since they [the feds] could potentially plant cp but make it look like it's an adult so I conditioned myself to only coom at adult men penetrating different barnyard animals. It's the only thing that gets me off anymore, frankly

993 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9871 11:59

Whether they fall into "too cute to kill" or "just the right amount of cute that makes them VERY killable" is another matter entirely.

994 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9871 22:28

Humans so divided but we all pee !

995 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9872 16:06

Remember in the past when a mom or grandma could impart such common sense information to their daughters as "eat less food so you're thin and boys like you," now in 202 that's "emotional abuse" that leads to "eating disorders" like "anorexia"

996 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9873 10:22

I'll assume your nitrate levels were fine, or else all of the fish would be perked for an opportunity to escape the tank for a world they could not know. But even then, how could you expect any living being to cooperate with the expectations you've superficially laid upon it? As a man, surely you've constructed the environment in which you expected to constrict these fish in a reasonable fashion, not only according to their preferred habitat but also to their dietary needs. All of their lives should be nothing but pleasure, if your calculations were correct. However, through the example of the individual who chose to escape your supposed "Crystal Palace" made of panes of glass, you may but only witness the utter freedom your fish express. How stupid they may appear to you in their simple decisions! But, you fail to realize what life you allowed to breathe into these creatures - how they will not align with your conceived order, but will rebel against it without any notion of rebellion. For you see, they have no interest in reason - let alone your reason - but only desire for what they feel as they must do. All your attempts to direct their lives has only drained your spirit whilst unaffecting their own, as your reason is but only your own. That of the fish, however, is pure, and by that fact impossible to influence by some onlooker through the application of a lid or some addition of cling wrap. If the fish wishes to escape its containment, it will set itself free! So you, begotten to a confused state by the actions of your fish, have only brought yourself to confliction - the fish, on the other hand, was the one to truly grasp his freedom, subservient to no master (as you'd like to make yourself to be). And, as you defy the actions of this lone martyr, spitting at the death he brought upon himself, you continue to deny the limits of your power over the life within your tank, the life that will again demand for itself a way out.

t. dostevesky or some shit

997 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9873 16:05

What was Aragorn’s tax policy? Did he maintain a standing army? What did he do in times of flood and famine? And what about all these orcs? By the end of the war, Sauron is gone but all of the orcs aren’t gone – they’re in the mountains. Did Aragorn pursue a policy of systematic genocide and kill them? Even the little baby orcs, in their little orc cradles?

998 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9873 19:24

I was one of those kids too, but I stopped being a faggot and hit the gym. You should try it. Not being a faggot is actually a pretty sweet way to live.

999 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9873 19:40

>>998
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