Can DQN handle the BLAZING SPEED of 9.9 posts a day necessary to reach their goal? Or will punctual gomez drop in at the last minute to save the day? Find out next week on DQNball Z!

It is a year ago that I lost you.
I hope you still watch over me from the heaven.
You were my first girlfriend in my life.
I was so glad to have such a wonderful girlfriend like you. I was really happy.
But everything changed when you were suddenly diagnosed with leukemia.
It was so painful to watch you languishing day by day on the hospital bed.
You sometimes smiled and said "I didn't know that hospital is such a boring place."
Did you know that I was crying behind your back after seeing your weak smile?
I gave my old laptop to you so that you could spend your time on surfing the Internet.
I vividly remember your happy face.
That way, you started the Internet. You especially liked the BBS named "2-channel."
You accessed to the BBS all the day.
One day, you said with your accustomed smile,
"Look! I got a 2-GET again!"
"You shouldn't access to the Internet all the day.
It is bad for your health," I said.
“I know, but look! This 3rd guy says,’2-GET!’
But actually he didn't, you know? It's so funny, isn't it?"
I didn't say anything more. I couldn't, because you looked so happy.
“Look! This 3rd guy is now saying, "Damn!"
He is using funny ASCII art! He is a kind of cute, isn't it?"
I was just silent. Seeing your smile, I felt inexpressibly sad.
Then, she sighed, "I hope he will remember..."
"...I hope he will remember that he was snatched his "2" by someone he had never met.
I hope he will remember it even after I've gone away...
Well, I know it is not likely, but I hope..."
Several months later, he left the world, surrounded by your family and me.
You are not in the world any more.
And now I am clicking the F5 key again and again.
So that the 3rd guy will remember you.
So that he will remember you forever and ever.
Now, together with you in the heaven, I will here engrave:

2 G E T

i think we should switch to the juche calendar on the 9999th

just have it revert to the beginning lol

what if it hits 9999 and just starts counting down to 0

>>3 Why

>>6 it'd be cute and funny, just like you

>>3 this but unironically

>>7 aw okay then ＊✿❀(｡◕ˇ∀ˇ◕人)❀✿＊

Hey, hands on the wheel!

What if we put the current thoughts thread on pause and used this one instead, so we wouldn't have to rely on divine intervention again?

Don't really change the calendar though, I'm gonna live until the 20,000th

The Eternal September seeds the Superstructure's Elitism

captcha: desune

http://www.harraway.com/tupac.html

In my photo I used Ben franklin's to cover my crotch insted of gold.

i like posting, i will post a post

you have to go back

why do bronies still exist

everyone, particular youtubers describing everything as "a problem" is pretty cringe and not very based seriously though it's dumb

>>20
That's a given considering they're YouTubers.

cracky needs bbc for her birthday

People who unironically say stan as anything other than a name need a lethal injection.

>>23 I feel that way about most memespeakers

What are your thoughts >>26?

Revenge!

bronies are overhated

( ⌒-⌒) I only have likes and no dislikes, so nothing ever bothers me and I feel better than people who find things to complain about

This thread was started way too early. Most of the other corresponding threads started like three weeks before the day, getting a few hundred posts in three months is too easy.

>>29 let's get >>999 somewhere around the 9954th then

the 9900th seemed like an auspicious day to start it

It's fucked up that they used a Julee Cruise song on an episode of House and then later she got lupus :(

bronies are underhated

bronies are overheated

brownies are delicious

bronies aren't always brown

i am marking the 9999th day of september on my calendar

brown bronies are delicious

brownies are hard to make correctly

It's impossible. I don't care anymore.

baking a shit

baking shit

baking weed

Weed just baked me XD

I like to smoke my weed lichael Michael likes to smoke his weed XD

scorch's pfg tv

opinions on the premier of Sonic The Movie?

>>46 Not seen it yet

what would Sonic's stats be in FATAL?

>>46 I liked it

>>48
anal circumference: 1.81 jiggawatts

>>50
I watched that movie last night

How many times can I post in this thread in one day?

>>52
Get to >>999 by jisakujien

Stop mucking around! Whack! Carry mash to the dinner table!

>>48
Heroic feat: CUM ON STEP IT UP

りょうかい!

my captcha is piegh disgusting

squishy boobers

oh no! the thread is slipping!

We're gonna make it!

Are we?

let's get >>99 on the 9999th day of this month

Turn 900º and walk away

>>69 nice

post more
more post

a jack o lantern named "pumpkin"

A dude called Head

uwu = human trafficking

Paddy! ...Paddy! PADDY! Who's been wearing Miranda's clothes‽

We're not gonna make it

We are!

We're not gonna make it!

We're not gonna make it... any more...

I think we will make it I was just singing a song

Weird "Al" Yankovic

They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters
Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters
Walkie-talkies, copper wires, safety goggles, radial tires
BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers
Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters
Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters
Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables
Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles
Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication
Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation
Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors
Tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors
Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers
Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers
Soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers
Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers

Do you feel uphill?

>>84 ALWAYS

Q-Bert fellatio

Gregg "Opie" Hughes is funny, get over

let me lick your poo poo hole

>>89
come here let me fart in your gay little mouth

Aw no! My bumhole's bleeding!

Here is my post for the day.

This thread resembles something but I don't know what

>>93 the previous thread, maybe?

I forgot! Let's keep going, guys

62.4 posts behind schedule! How far behind do you think we can fall by the 9999th, guys?

I love ass

What's gonna happen? Will somebody hold me?

99GET

At my old job we had a contract with Rey Mysterio to use him in a game we were making, but the contract was pretty open-ended and we could've made like Tomb Raider but with him running around beating up bad guys. Would have been better

His manager does a podcast called Keepin It 100, that was the tenuous link there. 101 GET

Now to do
Post 102

( ﾟ -ﾟ) The 9999th of September falls on Christmas Day of Juche 109, for those of us using a more standard calendar.

Wait no it doesn't I'm just bad at math

my captcha is "noy"

tehe pero

Where are my gadgets?

We are releasing a new project — Crypko, in which you can get and trade AI generated anime characters on Ethereum blockchain. Click here to play Crypko Beta on Testnet for free.

Oh, it's all about Jesus!
It's all about Jesus!
It's all about Jesus!

PRESS ENTER TO START

GOOD JOB! NOW PRESS A PRESS A PRESS A PRESS A PRESS A PRESS A PRESS A PRESS A PRESS A PRESS A PRESS A PRESS A PRESS A PRESS A PRESS A PRESS A PRESS A PRESS A PRESS A PRESS A PRESS A PRESS A PRESS A

TRY TO HOLD YOUR PINKY UP! TRY TO HOLD YOUR PINKY UP! TRY TO HOLD YOUR PINKY UP! TRY TO HOLD YOUR PINKY UP!

just washed my car wheels

time to wash myself!

This is me being washed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dqzCVEnADw

Feeling VERY uphill

Feeling VERY ill

today my captcha is "tume"

>>118
mine's po

#JusticeForJamive

cinnamon rolls, oh yeah cinnamon rolls

maybe i should start posting my blogposts in here to speed things up

would that be ok

gaynus

straightnus

>>122 Might be a larf, go for it!

De-evolution is real

Re-evolution!

Vive

Oculus

cardboard by google

Release the mittens!

My shoulder hurts from hammering

>>132
sounds like you're an expert at nutation

Just took a huge piss

Nice one >>134 that's fantastic! Might join you next time!

9999999999999999

My mom said I have long eyelashes

I used to have lovely eyelashes then I burnt them

i tried on fake eyelashes today

We are getting closer.

I can't tell if I smell like ass or if the house smells like bad

>>141 It doesn't matter so much if you just stay in the house!

DREAMS are REALITY!
FUCKIN' TRIP ON ECSTASY!

I smell something bad coming from my neighbour's house...

Life, is nothing but a dream, so peaceful and serene
Unless you're being evil then you on the devil's team

Well I receive what you want to believe
But soon - you'll - have - to - sow - those - bad - seeds
Please

gangsta writing

https://youtu.be/Lkg7_6iaPdY
Dinosaurs sounded like this apparently

>>147 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyb1nKY45Cw

I have been browsing the website imagefap and I don't know if the captions they make and fap to are funnybad or sadbad

Do you care if things you enjoy are considered socially acceptable or have negative stereotypes around them?

>>151 Not usually, but sometimes. I would never be caught dead playing D&D or watching Star Trek, but people calling me a bloody sheepfucker just rolls right off my back like duck water. I don't expect normies to understand the aspects of self-harm and bestiality that I enjoy.

At least >>152 likes mammals and isn't a bugfucking weirdo

>>151 No, stereotypes are just that, stereotypes. You can't always judge by appearance and you cant always judge media by its fans, I once met a 6'4 235lb golden glove boxer who was obsessively into Love Live and Kiniro Mosaic.

I decided to be a good citizen and seed my public tracker torrents this year, I hope whoever they appreciate it.

the opester is funny, get over it

>Love Live

the jewel eyes and crappy music makes it hard for me to get into it.

spongebob red mist

I sort of liked MLP when I watched it with my girlfriend at the time, but I'd be mortified if someone thought I was a brony. I never talk about it or look it up online or buy figures or anything like that. It was just a pleasant cartoon. Stereotypes are just stereotypes but there are still people in the world who do base their interactions on the prejudices they have. There is too much labelling and pigeonholing in the world. Oh you like {thing] that must mean you like it because of this and this and you must have this set of beliefs and you must dislike {other thing] etc.

If you voted for Brexit or Trump, you must be racist >____> I didn't but that annoyed me when my friends said that's what it was all about.

Gaaiiizze, whats gonna happen?

>>161
D10K will destroy this Elitist Superstructure once and for all.

i love you all so, so much

i love you too, dokyun

I hate myself and I want to die

Dokyuns... we're falling very far behind from our goal...
Blazing fast speed was too fast to hold

I didnt want to hit it too early...

>>165
BECAUSE IT'S WINTER

chin-

chinese food near me
chinese scholomance

maria from umineko with the bane mask

going uuuu, uuuu, uuuu

It's been way too long since I licked up a girl's period!

Do you remember when I posted that fresh tampon photo here?

I kept it and some other bloody stuff in a box, which a later girlfriend found

She was cool with it

>>172
no
where did you post it

I like watching girls pee. I don’t know if seeing them perioding on the toilet is hot too

http://www.dolekemp96.org/main.htm

What board look do you use? I like Mittens

Custom glownigger CSS theme

amber.css

Everyone's nostalgic about the 20th century, but the only thing I really miss are CRTs and puffy hair on women

>>176 I let her pee on me and was like err this is weird baby! Then she asked me to pee on her, but I couldn't pee on something so lovely.

it freaks me out that ゆっくり実況プレイ are still popular

Who will save the world?

>>184
ゆっくり実況プレイ

Erome has become a lame onlyfans piracy site, yawn.

I will reach >>999 by jisakujien when the fateful day arrives

Jisaku jien in the dark of the night, WHAT WHAT

Dividing driverrrrr

Sharp like an incisorrrrrr

>>192
Germany was never so weak under the Kaiser

This thread is now /cfg/- crazy frog general

ding ding

jisatsu jien

Ring ding ding daa baa
Baa aramba baa bom baa barooumba
Wh-wha-what's going on-on?
Ding, ding
This is the Crazy Frog
Ding, ding
Bem, bem!
Ring ding ding ding ding ding
Ring ding ding ding bem bem bem
Ring ding ding ding ding ding
Ring ding ding ding baa baa
Ring ding ding ding ding ding
Ring ding ding ding bem bem bem
Ring ding ding ding ding ding
This is the Crazy Frog
Breakdown!
Ding, ding
Br-br-break it, br-break it
Dum dum dumda dum dum dum
Dum dum dumda dum dum dum
Dum dum dumda dum dum dum
Bem, bem!
Dum dum dumda dum dum dum
Dum dum dumda dum dum dum
Dum dum dumda dum dum dum
This is the Crazy Frog
A ram me ma bra ba bra bra rim bran
Dran drra ma mababa baabeeeaaaaaaa!
Ding, ding
This is the Crazy Frog
Ding, ding
Da, da
Ring ding ding ding ding ding
Ring ding ding…

im sick of sourfags.
they react to something so sour you have to brush your teeth after eating it with "it's not even that sour". who are you trying to impress?

im actually right and you can fuck right off

>>198 Do you mean like sour sweets? I am often disappointed by sweets that claim to be "mega-sour" or "brain-melting" but are only a bit sour. Fini Booms were the exception but I can't find them anywhere anymore

https://youtu.be/sbD6MVr6r5U

>>193 is an idiot

Shabba!

Closer than my peeps, you are to me, baby

Callo

>>73 Big pumpkin titties

ENORMOUS TITTEN

ENORMOUS MITTEN

Let's make those nice big pumpkins some nice big pumpkouts

https://youtu.be/9jedtFFYA3A

>>209
Pumpkonics

i just want a gril for gods sake

https://youtu.be/VGor3MUAX1U

Event e-mitten

>>212
cook me some nice juicy hotdogs

this is really funny! i'm laughing and kexing

If veganism is so moral why is meat so heckin juicy and tasty?

>>217
Because humans are biologically omnivorous.

let's get >>glizzies on the 9999th day of this month

>>218 exactly, veganism and trannyism are both created by arrogant humans who think they know better than god and their own biology

>>220 cry about it lol

>>220
You're kind of throwing a rock at a beehive here complaining about trannyism.

If trannies are so immoral why is futa cock so heckin juicy and tasty?

futa are not trannies. newhalfs are.

did i ever mention how much i love whale steak

I do not understand how someone could ever like fishy beef, aka whale

>>221 dilate

Now watch me cope (kill it!)
Now watch me dilate (okay!)

https://www.wowhead.com/spell=335091/

http://irc.rohitab.com/logs/2014/06/20/
That's MY butt they're talking about! Spooky. @theGABAL those were my girlfriend's angels in the pic

opinions on ゆっくり実況プレイ?

Hey every1
holds up spork

teh penguin of d00m

Cocaine

>>235
why?

tfw no idpol obsessed weirdo gf

>>237
idpol weirdo gfs arent particularly hard to come by

https://images.revcontent.com/revcontent/image/fetch/f_auto,h_315,w_420,c_fill,g_face/pg_1/https://media.revcontent.com/content/images/f72f5e150b7dfbe3265099c0aa3704b7.png

Tori

Tories

Look out for my new song Electric Hero! Tories Gone

remember when like 4 people (80% of the dqn userbase) got banned because someone linked the spider trap

😁🍆

🥕🐡 augh

😩👉🤏😏
AAAUUUURRRGGGHHHHH HE'S SQUEEZING MY FINGER!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHUUHHH!!!

😏🤏👈😩
AAAUUUURRRGGGHHHHH HE'S SQUEEZING MY FINGER!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHUUHHH!!!

(for people with right facing pinch emoji)

Dokyun telling me about yukkuris and abuse sent me down a rabbit hole.
I cried.

黒人は私の肛門を舐める。

i wanna be cute and stupid

if you're cute and stupid people will obsess over abusing you

abuse me daddy

tfw no cute and stupid gf

A while ago I found out that Bronies have their own version of Yukkuri abuse. Straight out ripped off down to the way the victims talk.

>>254
Do they bleed rainbows?

I remember fluffies because Chris-Chan is into them.
Abusing them used to be very in-vogue, to the point where they eventually became a tertiary fandom to MLP, but they're pretty obscure nowadays. Their booru is down and the last uploaded picture on the main MLP booru was like 8 months ago.
They don't bleed rainbows, but abusing a fluffy named Rainbow was very popular initially considering the resentment over its popularity. Also, like Yukkuri, their lore says they aren't animals but "biotoys", so it's technically not abuse like how Yukkuri are living pastries.

my sister saw chikan porn on facebook and thought it was real assault footage

Sketties!

>>251 just look what happened to paimon

Were Rozen Maiden's jissouseki the first, or was there a previous?

Fuck, I had forgotten about Jissouseki

Don't stop posting!

Roger!

Elizabeth!

Debris!

Make a great big smile
Everyone sieg heil to ME!
Wonderful meeeeeeeeee

zeke hyle

Jekyll & Hyde

Roger Roger

my vc is "baitt"

>>269 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tq02Os7EF9s

gaynus vs painis

painis in the gaynus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAE-vbGAjqk

Kiwi and lime pie, yass queen!

69 days

perp

perple drank

You want to get me in a bad mood? You talk about soup.

That's brilliant.

In my life I have had three 69s with menstruating girls, and the blood tasted a bit different between them. The teenage girl's blood was sweeter, and she wasn't weird about it like one of the others so it was more fun

I wish I could get pregnant

I wish I could get >>283 pregnant

Im getting bored of porn.
Its the same thing every time.

I wish I could watch >>284 getting >>283 pregnant.

>>285 Try a new category today!

I like the kind of porn where it's an older married couple, and they've filmed it themselves to reignite their marriage. Maybe the wife has come home unexpectedly one day and caught her husband watching porn. Her feelings are hurt at first, she had been feeling a bit unloved recently and this confirms her suspicion that her husband isn't attracted to her anymore. To get the spark back in their marriage she suggests making their own porno, so she buys some sexy lingerie and gets him to film her sexily undressing. Then she does the things for him she thinks they do in porn. It's sex between a loving couple but it's clear they're aware they're filming themselves so there is a weird vibe, and despite her frumpiness she's trying her hardest to be extra sexy for the cameras and her hubby.

I can't watch porn without imagining their daily lives at the same time

Then this private video has found its way onto porn sites with lots of duplicate versions on different sites, with thousands and thousands of views each. Maybe their plan failed, their marriage failed, and the husband uploaded the video out of spite. Disgusting!

Don't think about it, just fap.

>>290 I fap and think, it's no less erotic

I always find it weird that anyone would watch porn for any purpose other than aiding in pretending that you're the one fucking the girl (or guy if that's your inclination). I can see why it would be "boring" if you're looking for anything more than that.

Ew gross wishing you were the guy in the porn?

>>292
What don't you understand about it being a simple visual aid and not a self insert thing?

>>294
Is there any difference, unless you're into some weird-ass cuck or peeping tom fetish? What even is the point if you're not fantasizing about fucking the person you're looking at?

>>295
Ah, I'm a voyeur, point taken I guess

>>295 There's plenty of porn that makes me cum featuring women I wouldn't want to stand near IRL. As long as the motion is good I jerk it at fat ugly old ladies or young thai girls or mmm even some farm animals (not ducks)

It's interesting analysing the tattoos, who owns which models and stuff

>>297
Barnyard used to be way more in vogue.
Now it's all dogs.

333get

>>300
that's pretty epic, (　´_ゝ`).

It feels like my youtube recommendations have gotten worse. Streams with less than 100 viewers, "dank meme" compilations along with family guy funny moments, those text to speech Reddit reading videos with "entitled parents", etc.
Absolute bottom of the barrel stuff, anyone else getting it too?

I’m getting 10 hour nondenominational church music compilations, egirls reacting to stuff and minecraft videos lately

>>302
The Youtube recommendation algorithm has been terrible for a while now. I miss the days (maybe 5+ years ago?) when you would get a wide variety of recommendations, even ones that were only tangentially related to the video. You could reach the "dark side of youtube" pretty easily just by scrolling down the recommendations to find the strangest one, clicking that, and repeating. Even if most of the videos were shit at least they were surprising, and you could sometimes stumble on gold. Now you just get recommended the same shit to death all the time with basically no variety. Plus many of the recommendations are just from channels you're already subscribed to.

As a test I created a new account and spent a long time liking and favoriting as many interesting, weird, and obscure videos as I could. It didn't help at all. The only good recommendations were videos from the same channels I had already liked. The best way I've been able to find "dark side of youtube" videos is by creative use of the youtube search function, or combing subreddits like r/DeepIntoYouTube (although reddit's taste in "weird" is often not the same as mine).

Half my recommends are video's I've already watched

Does it work like that though? Aren't the recommendations based on a mix of what you've already watched and liked, and things people with similar interests watched and liked? I'm also not sure if it's just your account it's based on, on my other iMac I have never logged in with an account and it gives similar recommendations,

I figured it was maybe related to your IP or something. When my ex-gf lived here I would also get recommendations to do with her interests, and things we talked about out loud, which was a bit spooky at the time but now I've accepted that's how the world will work.

999 or nein nein nein?

666

SNEED FUCK

I've been getting "younger days", a channel that has shit from the 2000s and 2010s as nostalgia.
typing in all lowercase in stuff like youtube titles is definitely a bad sign.

Poison in my idle mind makes quick
work for the Mephistopheles
Who quickly makes his excuses
To heaven his own course he sets
With a mind to save his soul and mine
What's falling to thinking
Pretty girl, oblivion
Hostility and suspicion
So what creates competition
Pipe retracted stowed away

Whats gonna happen? Can somebody hold me?

ssz will ban us all

bps, more like bepis

Big tits big ass

maybe i should learn mahjong

>>318
it's calvinball, but a board game, except around 50 years ago people abruptly forgot about the "just make up new rules or ignore the old ones when you feel like it" part

would not recommend

>>318
mahjong solitaire is fun but playing it with others is autistic

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pasta nooodke
with a meatballs

Hold on baby, it's the DQN

Welcoming trans members doesn't make this a trans web sight just the same as how it's not an anti-semitic web sight just because some people say jews for the lulz or are anti-semitic

Me personally, I hate jews

Me personally, I hate jews.

>>325 This is an anonymous board so it welcomes everyone by default no matter how mentally ill they are. No one actually knows if you're a dog or a tranny or an anti-semite until you start posting about it in every single thread.

>>328 I thought it was Aqua.

Falcon
PAUNCH

>>329 Indeed, an∴ ∴∵'s a g∴∵d t∴∵ng, I get a feeling w∴∵∴ I r∴∵∴g∵∴∵∴ a∵ u∵k∴∵n p∴∵∵∴∵ ∴∵∴∵∴ ∵∵∴ ∵∴∵∴∵ ∴∵ ∴∵ ∴∵ ∴∵∵∴∵ ∴∵

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
1/3 Checkpoint!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I'm mostly excited to see what happens when the days hit 5 digits

What the fuck does Dasani mean

You like clean your house then put up a bunch of lights I think.

Saw a small trans lives matter demonstration on the way home and it reminded me of DQN and I giggled the whole way home.

>>334
The site will close due to the Clonepa virus.

Clonepa is a menace

U.S. Virgin Islands

On slower imageboards I sometimes browse, I often feel guilty about not posting and or contributing more often.

>>341 That's usually more respectable than blurting out whatever's on your mind, it's better for a place to be quiet than shit

Captain Jean-Luc Picard
USS
Enterprice

Dubs

Polite greeting
Your name
Personal connection
Manage expectations

Greetings, I'm Captain Jean-Luc Picard, of the Federation starship "Enterprise". What is the meaning of this incursion into the neutral zone?

Guys what do we do ? How can we catch up once and for all

>>346
It's only about 50 posts, still perfectly doable.

Set a trap for up, use something that up can't resist, to lure up into a prepared area up can't escape from

I remember like 15 years ago people used to think SA Goons were cool.
It's kind of funny how there's sort of a stigma around them now, the Schmorky stuff probably hurt their reputation.

Should I buy a switch or just wait for emulation and build a PC

>2005
>people think SA Goons were cool

>>350
If there are some exclusives you really want to play, I would buy one used. Don't like handhelds, so I can't speak for that aspect.

The only thing about the switch is that I would hold off because of the inevitable switch pro

I find it silly that the newest animal crossing is the most popular one when they added even more tedious shit to do.

That's exactly why it's the most popular one though

I dont get it I guess. I vaguely remember pulling sea bass out of the ocean and it being very slow and the tropical island from the 3DS one made the money almost pointless. I guess they added crafting and lawns and other grinds because of money being easy.

Do you ever wonder why people talk to strangers on the internet?

Racist gomez

Canceled gomez

Punished Gomez

Fallen Gomez

Broken gomez

Recovering Gomez

Rising gomez

Bumping Gomez

>>357 Sometimes

>>357 Depends on the context I guess, there are so many utterly pointless heated debates in some places like youtube comments sections. I like anonymous message boards because you can share ideas or hear other points of view and judge them purely rather than trying to guess what that person's agenda is or make assumptions based on who is sharing the idea

[COUNTDOWN] let's g∴t >>9∴∵ on t∴∵ 9∴∵∴th da∴∵∴ ∴∵∴∵ ∴∵∴∵∴

Gomez. Gomez. Gomez. Gomez! Gomez.

Gomez. You in there Gomez? Gomez.

Gomez. You're a tardy man, Gomez. Haha. Gomez is a tardy man. If anyone can sleep through the day and miss his work, that tardy Gomez man can. Hehe. Gomez. You just gonna take that? Gooomez!

Gomez. Gomez. I know you're in there Gomez. Hey Gomez, where's the fire?

GOMEZ!

Aah! Aah! Aah! Help! Aaaaah! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Euh. Euh. Euh Euh. Fiiiiiire! Fiiiiiiiiiiire! Gomez! Get out! Aah! Aah! Aah! Heeeeeeeeelp! Heeeelp! Gomez! Gomeeez! Get out! Heeelp! Fiiiire!

Gomez! Gomez! Heeeeeelp!

Gomez...

Gomez...

Gomeeeez! Gomeez! Goomeez! Gomez.

GOMEZ! GOMEZ!

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Gomez!


punctuated g'omez

Mittens have been released for Gomez

Typical! Monday, he don't turn up, Tuesday he turns up late, Wednesday he turns up, WE DON'T WORK ON WEDNESDAYS!

That person who was talking about forums being internet nursing homes, are textboards internet hospices? Considering a lot of people slide off the net while using them because of the slow paced nature of them.

What if the butt of a diglett is just another diglett

Everyone knows digletts are muscular guys in the ground.

Diggerabuggeraniggera AAAOOOOOOOOHHHHHH YYEEEEAAAAAAAAH!!!!

"Welcome, poor souls!" ~ Scooter

I just came to porn about itching powder being put on feet and then the actress not being able to scratch.
What a bizarre thing to be aroused by, I think I should try nofap.

Somewhere in England, banging the bass... join our trip to this weird place!

“We started... in 1994! ...In 1996... ...we're STILL ON THE CASE!”

“Try to hold your pinky UP!” - Sun Ra

Try to hold your pinky up
Try to hold your pinky up
Try to hold your pinky up
Try to hold your pinky up
Try to hold your pinky up
Try to hold your pinky UP
Try to hold your pinky UP
Try to hold your pinky

PRESS A!

PRESS A!

a

Press 1

1!

Now say Steak Sauce!

Nutmeg was my gateway drug

Good job!

Here's a question: Assuming it's the same number of people that come here no matter the source, which website or "community" would do the most damage upon being introduced to the site?

>>403
Considering that huge, cancerous websites have been linked to textboards often, except for the occasional spammer who gets off on annoying people, they never stay because it's too slow/primitive.

>>403
Nice try officer.

>>403 I like it when that happens and we get to see that September scenario play out, rambunctious new users come and shit the place up and DQN-kun gets defensive. The occasional spammer trying to be annoying is entertaining because I cannot be annoyed

p

😁💖

>>408
you could probably cool it with the emojis, ``onegaishimasu''

Welsh rarebit and bubble 'n' squeak for tea

Forgot the rare bit so it was just a cheese toastie

>>410
>>411
Eating dishes where the main thing is cheese is gross

>>412 The cheese was only a small part of it. The bubble and squeak was the main part, the toastie was just for dipping! I ran out of meat.

I want some faggots and spotted dick now

suet looks nasty though and faggots are one of the most disgusting things you could do

What's the strangest thing you've eaten? I drank dog's blood once

>>416
I bit a chunk out of a bar of soap.

Snausages (a type of dog treat, for those who don't know). They are extremely salty and gross, kind of taste like vaguely-meat-flavored Play-Doh (which we all know tastes like Poseidon's salty butthole). Never got those for my dog again after that.

>>416
I guess escargot, but that's not that weird, really.

Lamb brain sandwiches with some frequency, corn smut that infected some of my corn plants, a lichen that grows on stones, or meat from a near extinct breed of pig depending on the your criteria for weird.

>>416
I drank a bit of my uncles piss because he used to pee in juice bottle next to his couch at grandma's so I slammed it down, some got down my throat.
Assorted pakistani food at the local Pan-Islamic festival was pretty bad, most of the food was fine to good but Desis have a very extreme palate.

youtube recommending me old late night talk show clips while watching someone playing Pokemon Mystery Dungeon is so bizarre

>>416 When I was like 5 I got a glowstick from some festival and bit it open and drank the stuff inside.

Thanks, everyone, for telling me the weird things you've tasted.

>meat from a near extinct breed of pig

Mildly intrigued. I'm guessing this is some farming "heirloom" type deal since you said "breed" and not "species"?

Well, I found out about heritage livestock and livestock conservancy due to this thread, thanks for that!
https://livestockconservancy.org/index.php/heritage/internal/conservation-priority-list

>>416
apple with ketchup

>>427 I'm wondering if I should dare to take this ride

>>425
It was the mulefoot pig. Industrial farming and the demand for leaner meat caused a massive diversity loss in pig farming because farmers moved towards lean, fast maturing, short high yield breeds like Yorkshire.

>>429
That is incredibly special!

I literally cannot stop pooping. Have pooped 5 times between 8 AM and 2 PM. My butt is bleeding.

>>431 I'm jealous

>>432
Be jealous of these dubs

>>433
Be jealous of my palindrome

>>431
Try reading fewer song threads.

Where has all the gay magic gone?

On the one hand, he has "LOVE" tattooed on his knuckles; on the other hand...

>>437
He has FEAR on the other hand

>>438
I always thought the counterpart to a knuckle tattoo reading LOVE was one reading HATE.

>>439 I think it was a Donnie Darko reference

I sometimes think about all those Smiths fans who got DEAD STAR tattooed on their knuckles, and how long it took for them to be sick of explaining it

Do you ever cum and have a shitty orgasm that you still feel horny after?

>>442
No, and it's pretty annoying because I have to wait at least 1-2 hours to try again.

https://youtu.be/bFBx3qYGxL8
This is good

>>442 nowadays i can convert those into multiples

do try to make sure it's not retrograde, though, that's bad

born to shit forced to wipe

>>446
Indian food eater

friend me

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end me

You have been exposed to dihydrogen monoxide, a chemical found in cancer patients, and it will kill you if inhaled even briefly.

muk = kum

Alolan Muk = Lo, anal kum

those "in a nutshell" videos are never funny.

Websites that are full of extremists that can contain their autism when talking about other things are interesting cases.

>>454
I can't remember the last time a comedy youtube video was actually funny.

nightcore remix of the smiths
lolicore remix of the streets

>>457
nightwalkcore

Raggacore on the streets
Lolicore in the sheets

corecore
stepstep

The Roman Empire is responsible for Wario de Mambo

Alolan Lana = Lo, Anal Anal

I'm doing my part! :3

>>462
Sniff sniff

>>456
Youtube has good anti-humour, although I can't tell if they are intended to be like that.

Chocolate ice cream

Is it too late? I'm despairing about 9999

we've got 46 days to make 432 posts, we're still moving along at about the rate in >>1

cucked by elmo

Person who hates the word kino, do you hate Kino No Tabi?

Kino? No. Tabi? Cats are cute

Cats are really cute!

I had a migraine nap. I feel all fuzzy.

ExTREME DESPERATION

Do social media users know how much like JRPG villains they sound when they go on political rants

aketara tamago ga hyakko dayo
tamago tamago tamago tamago tamago
tamago tamago tamago tamago tamago
tamago tamago tamago tamago tamago

tamate

https://youtu.be/xe7zk-v9pAI

https://youtu.be/0iPFB3ZAxQg

nobody:

>>470
hello I am that person!
I actually don't mind the word kino, I just don't like it the context of 4c**n slang.

I really like Kino no Tabi. It reminds me of my high school girlfriend (in a good way)

>>478
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSmGN-_MqiQ

if I send you a text message and you call me to respond you belong in prison

Success issue kiddo

>>483
Definitely sends alarming shit and then is surprised when people call

Broke: 😂
Woke: (˃̣̣̥ ω ˂̣̣̥)

Dropped my phone and broke the screen. Thought I had a screen protector, maybe this will be the impetus to stop using my phone so damn much

Hello, (　´_ゝ), it's (　´_ゝ) again

Less kino more kemono

kemono no tabi

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/91jv4qJxMtL._SY500_.jpg

>>486 XD

I use Safari 9.1.3

I hate the word kemono!

C'moooon!

So basically during the 20 or so year gap in the record of the life of Christ in the Bible, he was actually in India learning Atharvavedic sorcery and Ayurvedic medicine. That's the reason this period was left out, because it would challenge the origin of his powers and his claims of divine descent. He then returned to Palestine in his 30s and the events of the New Testament unfolded more or less as described in the text, he won the support of the people as a worker of miracles and healer of the sick, planning to use them as a base of support to overthrow Roman rule in Palestine and create and independent kingdom. "King of the Jews" is a mistranslation, "Rex Iudaeorum" and "Basileus ton Ioudaion" are both better translated as "King of the Judaeans" or "King of Judaea". He was executed by crucifixion for challenging the Roman state, not for any religious reason.

The Old Testament is the mythologized story of the ethnogenesis of the Judaean people and the New Testament is the story of their failed attempt to crown a king and throw off foreign rule. Just about every would-be king and emperor ever has claimed divine heritage of some kind, so it seems strange to me that belief in this particular one should be so widespread among billions of non-Judaeans yet if you were to ask the average Christian if they thought that, for example, the imperial line of Japan truly was descended from the sun goddess Amaterasu, they would probably find such a notion to be absurd.

For example the laying of handsand curing of the blind could easily just be a purposely dramatized account of Christ performing cataract surgery on someone, using surgical techniques that were described by Indian Ayurvedic doctors 600 years before his birth. Ayurveda also describes treatments for leprosy, another disease he was claimed to have cured.

tl;dr, the first Israeli to take a gap year in India was none other than Jesus himself.

I come from a race of jungle dwelling cannibalistic spear chucking witch doctors who live in grass huts, speak in Patois accents, wear bones through their noses, practice shamanism, pray to tikis, and eat bats.

I'm talking about the Darkspear Trolls of course, stay away from da voodoo.

My name is Christian Chan

>>495

>yet if you were to ask the average Christian if they thought that, for example, the imperial line of Japan truly was descended from the sun goddess Amaterasu, they would probably find such a notion to be absurd.

My parents found the idea not too crazy considering the fallen angels mixing with people thing.

I can’t believe people paid to watch a youtuber box

>>497
https://youtu.be/eKFjWR7X5dU

I like how youtube commentators think they have the world figured out

TyPiNG LiKe ThIs InVaLiDaTeS aNy PoInT

dusty sleeve

dusty sleeve

dusty sleeve

dusty sleeve

dusty sleeve

dusty sleeve

Dusty: I'll be yo black man, baby!

♪ Bitcoin, please go to moon ♪
♪ Stop going sideways now ♪

Newgrounds dot com

dusty sleeve

soooaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssss

Brazilians fell for the return to monke long before the Internet

I wish I had a penis bone

anime girls are so cute

slutty eevee for christmas

slutty sylveon for christmas

slutty !ESpeoN/nPA for christmas

I have a feeling that stuff like those "x being y for z minutes" videos about newly released tv shows, especially western cartoons and reality, are ads that the production companies pay "influencers" to make.

i want to wipe my mind of any knowledge of how to program.

I named my daughter Super Pikachu. I wonder where she is now, she will be living life as an adult somewhere or dead?

[COUNTDOWN] let's get >>9999 on the 999th day of this month (9999)

That wasn't a [9] on the thread!
It was a [q]! A fucking lower-case [q]!

WakandaMark

Why would someone name their OC "Pecorine"?

pECORINO ROMANO! MAMA MIA!!!

pECORINO SARDO! MAAAAAAMAAAAAA MIAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

pECORINO TOSCANO! MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

Peyronie's disease

Youtubers who type in all lowercase and are deadpan, especially women are the most un-fucking-bearable.

Lads, this isn't chocolate!!!

>>533
it isn't chocolate, nor is it poop, it's SHIT

DQN: King of Swing

>>529
What, like the cheese?

>>535
What, like Richard Cheese?

The golden years
The silver tears
You wore a tie like Richard Gere
I want to get down
You spin me around
I stand on the borderline
Crying at the dqn
Crying at the dqn

Y'know them little umbrella things they jam down your cock at the GUM clinic? I feel like I could do with one of them for my throat

> Y'know them little umbrella things they jam down your cock at the GUM clinic?

what no

>company is called CISco
>95% of IT is trannies

?

epstein might not have killed himself but I will

I wanted some fine pecorine cheese, not Epstein's smegma!!

>>541
I thought it was mostly trannies in programming and infrastructure/networking were le techbro

people who always joke about suicide and wanting to die, probably should kill themselves

>>545 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxdoRRJH_uQ

LORD BEERUS! SPEAK TO ME!

my captcha is race and i'm going to waste it on this shitpost rather than make an omegabased post in one of the captcha threads

>>541
who are thou quoting m'lord

>>548
You instead should have made the most powerful, brave and important post until the next one

Mittens have been released to maintain the speed of the thread!

the sneed of the thread

why sneedpost when you could play snood

I want to belsteve...

>>553 Wow, snood, that's a blast from the past

Genshin Impact is apple's GOTY, I bet someone somewhere is melting down over this

>>551 My room is kind of cold. I could use a pair of mittens right now.

The night is kinda gay

splort

>>559
3.wav

peeing contest

I can't stop peeing

>>562
if you die then you won't pee any more (disclaimer: may take a while after death for peeing to stop)

44520

I like chobits

Vegetable vs Mineral

Thats it,

ö

>>565
You are truly a relic of the Eternal September. I mean, Chobits did come out a little later than 1993, but they belong to the same paleohistoric era.

Do you also like Magic Knight Rayearth?

Trying to get SheepShaver working so I can play MacFoxes again

>>565
Pan-tsu

Speaking of Chobits, I can't read/watch most series from the 2000s because I just get overwhelmed by nostalgia and depressed about it.
I know at least one other person that can't watch Haruhi because of this.

ohmaigawdohmaigod this is special!

Youtube is recommending me the fuck out of some loser named Scott The Woz, he seems stuck in 2013

I'd wager virgins are in the minority on this website.

I've done all sorts of crazy sex things, but I struggle to meet people as willing to get freaky as me

it's easy to lie about your sexual experiences on an anonymous board!

>>577
Member of the virgin minority detected.

>>575
>>577
It's easy to get laid if you're a bottom

I just had a disgusting bowel movement

can't spell hololive without loli

funyons cut up your mouth real bad

Linux users smell like piss

>>583
I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Linux”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called “Linux” distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

>>584
May I have a pleasure card?

Ah- here- you can quote me on this, make this a meme, for the image of the- autism jigsaw puzzle right in the middle and do the, uh, letters up bove, and over it, in that font, I quote, "Autism is a bulky, one hundred fifty plus gigabyte virus that takes bytes to terabytes out of the two point five million gigabytes in our biological computers- brains. And slow downs our processors, very badly. [p

Jimmy Snuka

Why does the youtube audience hate good pokemon so much? NU destroys (low ladder) UBERS!! SALT!! guaranteed 1M views.

I've had every kind of sex, doggy AND normal

FUCK I said “detriment” when I meant “detritus”, I knew as soon as it passed my lips, FUCK! Time to slash my wrist

>>591 Silly baka

Andrew says hello!

>>593 Hooray for speech therapy!

By the time you’ve had a pillow for two years, 10 percent of its weight is comprised of dust mite carcasses and their fecal matter.

To be, or not to be.

>>592 ばかばか

I can count to 3

1

2

3

pee

1, 2 Oatmeal

604get

41 more days until

How often do you think about Q*Bert?

NTR art of that Pochi mom anime is so dumb, MC wouldn't care if she got a boyfriend if she left him the fuck alone

Kind of bored of it all, I feel like I have read every post on the internet three times over

>>591 他にやることまだまだあるんじゃない？

僕最近（つまり平成の黄昏のころから）アニメ観たくなくなったから日本語不自由なってる。　なにか面白い漫画などで足を再び濡らしたい…

People who say denpa is okay in small doses and full releases are exhausting are PATHETIC

>>606
Occasionally.
@!#?@!

I meant to say pick 'n' mix

daily reminder that if review scores for an entertainment product elicit any emotional response in yourself then you should do some self reflection and possibly seek therapy.

>>614
Are people freaking out again about scores or what?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=OA-voCuhFYk
Im shaking and crying how could Nintendo do this

Cataquacks scared me so much as a kid.

>>615
of course they are
a woman gave cyberpunk a 7/10 rating on some website so it's time for modern internet warfare

>>618
Thats dumb, but no different than anything else people get upset on over the internet, especially after they learned to go after sponsors.
It's just how it is these days, also consider that a lot of those /v/ types are only in it for the memes and dont even play games.

（￣へ￣） AHEM. I am "Mr. Likes To File Complaints About THREADS". I have a complaint about this THREAD, so I would like to file it. That is why my name is "Mr. Likes To File Complaints About THREADS."

（￣へ￣） COMPLAINT: It appears people are posting their Current Thoughts in this THREAD. This is not the Current Thoughts THREAD. This is a THREAD about counting to >>999. Any Current Thoughts should go in the Current Thoughts THREAD.

（￣へ￣） That is my complaint, I am filing it. I have filed the complaint about this THREAD. I hope that MODD will take notice of my filed complaint, and take swift and severe action. That is why my name is "Mr. Likes To File Complaints About THREADS."

suck my penis

pwn stars

I like how much of these are mario suffering
https://youtu.be/9Q9JS68ERPA

oops i left sage on

I can count to 3

1

Uuughh

>>622
I'm Rick Harrison

Watching Hells Kitchen while playing pokemon, this is the life!

Browsing reddit

Browsing youtube

Do you ever lay awake at night haunted by the fact Jaleel White was sonic

>>633
That's no good!

>>630 Hey I was watching Hell's Kitchen playing Ultra Moon the other day too

I can't remember the last time I had a good time watching an event while participating in a live chat

I find it interesting to see how people behave in live chats

George Floyd smiley

:3(|)

optional baseball cap

d:3(|)

He has joined George Floyd in the afterlife

my captcha is "yice"

>>642
Did Floyd become a sonichu in chris chan's 1218 dimensional merge?

black penis

I can count to 3

>>645
fuck you for killing the cracky thread

https://cdn.donmai.us/original/2a/a7/__surprised_cat_original_drawn_by_matataku__2aa72164f54957ea0162fa0414225035.jpg

#GeorgeFloydIsOverParty

Sonic CD is a tad bit overrated

I once dated a girl who told me she once showed her tits on /b/. I was like hmm that's pretty cool

posting in the posting thread

I understand the Daily Mail was never high journalism but giving AOC attention and writing about internet mobbing over fake pranks is disappointing, they were becoming respectable!

pro nuzlocker more like pro virgin

https://youtu.be/kPJ-K_lkKMQ
I remember when this was like insane editing for youtube. good times

cock

>>639
>>642
>>644
>>649
Has it been long enough to joke about St. Floyd? Feels like it was just yesterday when everyone was freaking c crying over it, posting black squares and giving eachother covid.
I have noticed even the zealous BLM types have moved on from him and onto other saints like that nigress that was used a human shield by her boyfriend.

Also, just to mention, we will not be asking for presents, but if y’all want to, money can be directly sent to Mama Chris’ PayPal, paypal.com/paypalme/cwcvilleguardian/.
Yes, I Know what you haters are gonna say, “OOH! Christine’s asking for money again. Don’t give her any money; she’ll just spend it on Legos and vidya games. Bladdy, bladdy blah.” No, we could use some money to keep the bank accounts better afloat this time around. Okay?
[GIF from Sonichu: The Animated Series of Sonichu slapping Rosechu]
If you all would be kind to do so, please, and Thank you, kindly and very much.
⚡⚡⚡
I will comment, however, that I have never abused Rosey over the years like a lot of the haters like to portray me in doing. The repercussions from seeing those abusive memories from my alt-dimension self-counterparts who have, however, is not helpful to Rosey or I, either. Stop.