IS SANTA CLAUS "REAL"? (7)

1 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9972 10:33

If my understanding of the occult is correct, rituals (including prayer, singing, cosplay, sacrifice etc) can all give power to an idea. Millions around the world actively believe in Santa and billions more have knowledge of him or participate in santa rituals.

Now, this was all just armchair philosophy. But, I went to the mall, and there really was a santa ! Now, if santa isn't real how did I meet him in such a public place? QED

2 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9972 14:43

Blows marijuana smoke on the screen

3 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9972 20:52

I can't even imagine how much of a schizophrenic you must be to just believe that literally fucking everyone is just "pretending" that Santa and the Christmas season is real.

4 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9972 21:03

I really hate how commericalized the holidays have become... There are still three months left, for crying out loud!

5 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9973 03:03

6 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9973 03:42

>>1

>cosplay

I understand what you mean but it would be hilarious if those convention geeks were really participating in a ritual and powering some evil force like in Halloween III

7 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10452 01:17

>>5

>SANTA IS ETERNAL
>[ . . . ]
>SANTA LIVES IN THE NORTH
>Tradition holds that Santa Claus lives at the North Pole, a place ABOVE the rest of us.
>[ . . . ]
>SANTA IS OMNISCIENT
>[ . . . ]
>SANTA IS OMNIPRESENT
>Santa must be omnipresent, because he has the ability to visit over a billion homes in a twenty-four hour period. That's over 1100 per second!
>[ . . . ]
>SANTA IS OMNIPOTENT
>He has the ability to carry presents for over a billion children.
>[ . . . ]
>SANTA HAS SPIRIT HELPERS CALLED ELVES

Don't fuck with Santa Claus. He has unfathomable powers:
https://vid.puffyan.us/watch?v=_t2TzJOyops

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