[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#40] (999)

1 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10077 20:23

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2 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10077 20:25

OP didn't add a hidden message.

3 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10077 20:27

Geriatric OP

4 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10077 20:38

Last thread was one day faster than the one before it. This is probably a decent pace, any faster and it would be hard to keep up with.

5 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10077 20:41

also it's 24[C] and 24, not 24 and 24.5!

6 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10077 20:46

>>2
Maybe it was just so well hidden that you didn't see it.

7 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10077 20:54

>>6
Where is it?!

8 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10077 21:50

I prefer "Formerly:" to "Previously:".

9 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10077 23:07

poopy penis

10 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10078 08:38

More trips to ICU

11 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10078 09:32

>>8 Doesn't "formerly" mean more like "used to be" than "previously"? I guess you could say something like your mother was formerly/previously known by her maiden name, but you wouldn't say "formerly on ____" when they do the recap at the start of a TV show

12 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10078 11:57

my only "fear" is that if 4chan ever goes down, some genius is going to figure out that this place is the oldest remaining pvp anarchy minecraft server and flood it with teenagers

13 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10078 12:48

>>2,58
What didn't OP fuck up?

14 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10078 12:49

I fucked up too by omitting the second comma. Fuck.

15 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10078 13:06

>>2,3,5,13,14
NO ONE CARES

16 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10078 13:25

I care <3

17 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10078 14:39

ever changing

18 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10078 15:11

Dokyuns

19 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10078 15:48

blep

20 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10078 17:35

plarp

21 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10078 18:04

I dont know why waking up pazt noon makes me feel like shit

22 Name: vc: RAW : 1993-09-10078 19:45

>>15
IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT YOUR THOUGHT IS

23 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10078 20:16

why did no one tell me koko was singing the japanese goblin song
this is sick

24 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10078 20:18

↑↓

25 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10078 20:20

oh snap, it's arranged by the studio皐 guy too, lmao

26 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10078 21:22

Rey Penix

27 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10078 21:37

Orangutans are weird looking when flanged!!

28 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10078 21:54

hell yes, awful weather outside

29 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10079 00:16

>>23 She's the best!

30 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10079 02:30

Ahh, why don't we move on to the cutting of the MONITORS

31 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10079 03:53

Sha sha agnes anges ewh ewh wakka wakka

32 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10079 04:35

>>30
It's my new PINGAS
just like me, it's crooked
so how do you like it?
(we love it!)(it's large!)

33 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10079 06:09

Putting spoilers in headlines is probably the douchiest thing journalists have ever done

34 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10079 06:52

>>23 the gorilla?

35 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10079 07:07

I've been drying my balls after showering by pulling the towel back and forth between my legs.
Unfortunately, I now have friction burns between my balls and my legs on both sides of my scrotum.

36 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10079 07:32

accidentally inhaled blue cheese and now my nose stings

37 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10079 08:40

Man, these yojijukugo coiners sure liked their "thousand golds". That's approximately 600 kg or USD $33M, so I guess I can't blame 'em.

38 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10079 11:11

>>34 The denpa princess

I've wondered if her name should be romanised as Coco or Koko

39 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10079 12:09

Who's the denpa queen and denpa jester?

40 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10079 12:48

み〜こ? nanahira? and camellia for jester due to his constant funnyposting (although i suppose he mostly does other stuff)
somebody better versed help me out here

41 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10079 13:32

nanahirer is our word (ry

42 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10079 14:41

Coco is so cute <3 I mean kawaii

43 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10079 15:16

GTK broke how dead keys were supposed to work and I spent like an hour figuring out wtf was going on I love linux

44 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10079 16:31

use "outdated" software and updates will never break it

45 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10079 18:38

The biggest failure of desktop software over the past decade is that nobody has been simultaneously disgusted enough with the incompetence of GTK and the sepples of Qt to develop a general purpose alternative.

46 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10079 21:12

Nobody who uses GNU/Linux as a daily driver really seem to use a DE anyway, and those who do follow >>44 's advice. "Stable" or "LTS" distros exist for a reason. A lot of *nix devs seem to use Macs anyway.

47 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10079 21:34

Ah, all the crashes I couldn't recover my work from back in the day thanks to habitually using Gentoo to pull the rug out from under apps that didn't account for their dependencies accurately enough.

(I mean, I would've probably told upstream if I knew how, but I found it too intimidating as a teenager with crippling anxiety.)

48 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10079 23:08

MAMA?????? MAMA LUIGI!!!??? AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

49 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10079 23:21

IT'S A STONE LUIGI

50 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10080 00:23

holy fool --> based retard

51 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10080 00:23

I mean GTK breaking dead keys on my bleeding edge distro was annoying, but I'll take that a hundred times over this disgusting managed macOS environment they're making me work on.

52 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10080 01:38

Why do people use bleeding edge distros as their home computer

53 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10080 02:29

Incurable autism

54 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10080 03:35

Waiting. Waiting for a great big nothing.

55 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10080 04:18

>>52
I like the AUR, sorry I won't do it again I promise

56 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10080 05:28

I never really thought of the AUR, there's some stuff that's really interesting in there. I get kind of obsessed with updating when I use an OS like Arch, and a nagging anxiety I may have fucked some stuff up and it will sneak up on me later.

57 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10080 05:29

My biggest tech gripe is that I desperately miss the old Opera. Vivaldi just isn't the same.

58 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10080 06:01

>>52
Oh yeah they should use distros meant for server use instead. Retard.

59 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10080 06:10

60 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10080 08:11

it's incredibly easy to be rude on the internet
almost too easy

61 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10080 10:58

That's “Mama Luigi Russolo” to you

62 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10080 13:00

abject despair

63 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10080 13:11

>>23
aren't you going to post a link? studio satuki + koko = very yes

>>38-40
the denpa queen is clearly とろ美

64 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10080 14:32

object repair

65 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10080 15:00

66 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10080 16:43

(black man tipping forehead)
can't miss out on young love if you never grow up

67 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10080 21:22

gaynus

68 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10080 21:58

fuck off with this Pocket shit already

69 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10081 02:59

cuntal lips

70 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10081 03:01

fuck off with VPN shilling too

71 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10081 03:24

Riddle me this bird deniers. If birds don't exist how did I have chicken for dinner?

72 Name: Vc: faw : 1993-09-10081 03:33

I also ate chicken tonight.

73 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10081 03:37

>>72
I actually lied. I made pizzas.

74 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10081 05:27

>>71,72
I had both pizza and chicken yesterday. This is absolutely bonkers!

75 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10081 05:29

I meant to quote >>72,73.
Whatever (´_`)

76 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10081 06:48

can't trust anyone
no one else can use affective and cognitive empathy concurrently or even knows they exist
they use one or the other and are mindlessly intimidated by people who use the other
but they don't balance both so they can't really be called human
something something free ringtone
punctual gomez
dividing driver

77 Name: vc: bait : 1993-09-10081 10:03

My nephew has a bizarre obsession with Paul Pogba to the point where he watches youtube cartoons based on him. Its weird that these things exist and get millions of views

78 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10081 11:10

I want children, but it kind of worries me what world them and their own children would live in

79 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10081 12:25

thanks >>65-san!

80 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10081 13:34

>>78
I want children, but in a different way.

81 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10081 14:15

>>78
even though there's times I feel like I want to leave this world, I'm glad I was brought into it - I wouldn't sweat something like this. At this point, the only tools we have at our disposal for fixing our present situation is manpower anyway.

82 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10081 15:51

>>80
Yeah, adoption could be an option too... wait a minute...

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                              ゙゙!!!,,,,,,,,       ,,,,,,,,,!!!゙゙ ←>>80
                                   ゙゙゙゙!!!!llllliiiiiiiiiilllll!!!!゙゙゙゙
                                /.// ・l|∵ ヽ\

83 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10081 16:15

I could be persuaded by an adult woman who just looks very youthful.

84 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10081 16:52

butte fuck

85 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10081 18:46

Bottle fuck

86 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10082 00:50

it's just a magical curse bro

87 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10082 03:02

Gonna bulk buy cheap stethoscopes and some random knick knacks for making noises with and sell them as "ASMR Kits" for a massive markup

88 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10082 03:30

When should I sell my video game collection? I still play my games but I figure the desire isn't gonna last forever and I might get four figures from it. Some are CIB.

89 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10082 03:51

>>88
I don't expect the prices to ever fall much, but don't necessarily predict a sharp increase either. If you wait a year or ten you at least won't lose value. So it really depends when you reach the point that having the cash and space is worth more to you than the playability and sentimental value. If you're able to emulate them and are okay doing that, then it's really just the sentimental value.

Put another way...would having those four figures and free living space get you closer to something you're more passionate about?

90 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10082 04:09

to my surprise, that imageboard is still alive and well after all these years

91 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10082 04:14

>>88

>I might get four figures from it

I hope you mean numbers and not anime figures.

92 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10082 04:46

Getting old must suck ass. Your body starts falling apart, your mind starts failing you, your friends and family all start dying off or going senile, people instinctively dislike you, nobody will hire you, nobody has the time to even talk to you, and thus you feel increasingly lonely and out of touch with the world as it marches on without you, unable to even take joy in the things you once loved.

93 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10082 05:55

One of my biggest pet peeves on the internet is people with longer/bigger signatures/avatar than their actual post

94 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10082 05:56

>>92
I feel like this and im 20

95 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10082 06:16

eat a penis

96 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10082 06:37

>>94
25 and full of health problems. I feel like I'm gonna have a stroke any day now. Hypertension kills.

97 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10082 09:11

21 and full of cum

98 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10082 10:30

>>94,96
stop eating seed oils, supplement magnesium, do strength training & cardio

99 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10082 12:42

>>98
eat my "seed oils"

100 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10082 12:58

I'm a big fat butt.

101 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10082 13:48

come to think of it
i've never defragged any of my (current set of) hard drives

102 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10082 14:16

Let me go already

103 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10082 15:09

scared to watch welcome to the NHK because my little brother watched it and told me the mc reminds him of me

104 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10082 15:40

>>103 I liked it and er I also could relate to the mc a bit too much

105 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10082 15:43

scared to watch welcome to the NHK because the mc is younger than me

106 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10082 17:11

on the topic of nanahira, i could have sworn i read somewhere that びっくりさせたらおこるよ! was a cover of Happy Halloween Maria, but i haven't been able to find it anywhere

107 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10082 17:12

Jurassic pork

108 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10082 17:49

On fridey night, a textboard died in New York.
Someone threw him out of a window and when he hit the sidewalk his head was driven up into his stomach.

Nobody cares.
Nobody cares but me.

109 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10082 19:59

here's a little message for a certain someone
no, running some dead site nobody cares about will not make you attractive to women.

110 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10082 22:53

>>108
juts remember... YOUR AWWESOME!

111 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10082 22:59

>>108
>>109
Did I miss something

112 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10083 01:44

Shitting on a Hat in Time just prints money

113 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10083 05:16

pharting phag

114 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10083 05:46

>>111
You missed that cited posts can be joined with commas.

115 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10083 07:01

no thoughts only dreams

116 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10083 08:06

>>115
you have to post those in the dream thread

117 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10083 08:54

I don't sleep. I only dream.

118 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10083 13:02

Apparently in current year, a single sentence on Twitter is "releasing a statement" (which is like the most pretentious way to describe Twitter, aside from "open forum") or if negative/shocking in a wrestling context "shoots on x". Hyping that up in headlines is worse than "articles" that are just embedded tweets.

119 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10083 14:42

クンカクンカクンカクンカ
スーハースーハー♫

120 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10083 17:17

>>118
Current year was six years ago.

121 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10083 17:27

>>120
Surely you mean 22 years from now?

122 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10083 18:52

>>118 I thought "shoots on" meant "speaks candidly on", like not in character or about stuff behind the scenes?

123 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10083 19:31

>>122
It's one of those inider lingo things that doesn't mean anything anymore

124 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10083 20:12

wanna see me "shoot on" something?

125 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10083 20:22

SMARK DIRTSHEET JOBBER SHOOTS ON INDY WORKRATE VANILLA MIDGETS OUT OF KAYFABE - WRESTLETALK NEWS

126 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10083 21:26

>>125 I hate those guys and all the other wrestling fan youtuber jabronis

127 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10083 21:31

the metric system... but base 2 and based on planck units

128 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10083 22:06

>>127
I'm gonna start measuring distance and speed in nautical miles, should be fun to confuse people

129 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10083 23:41

Fag Newtons

130 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10083 23:43

Suck my jolly roger

131 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10084 00:11

old school midi

132 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10084 01:24

>>103
Welcome to the NHK makes me a little bit embarrassed, partly because I read the LN which is infinitely worse than the anime and is drenched with so much teenage angst I can't imagine the author was an actual adult, and partly because yeah I guess it doesn't bring good memories.

133 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10084 01:56

AEW would actually be fun and refreshing if not for the constant pseud pandering

134 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10084 03:54

anus

135 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10084 03:55

futa balls

136 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10084 06:08

It feels like I slept with a boner

137 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10084 07:24

Slob a thorny knob

138 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10084 09:13

Squeeze on my nuts

139 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10084 12:06

Lick on my butt

140 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10084 12:11

The natural curly hair, please don't touch

141 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10084 16:09

If a surgeon can give a man a terrible vagina, could he also give a second asshole to a faggot?

142 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10084 16:12

143 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10084 16:20

>>142
When I looked at pictures of this, it wasn't as graphic as I hoped

144 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10084 17:00

>(where poo leaves the body)

heh

145 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10084 17:40

I have been getting addicted to still lifes recently. They're really nice.

146 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10084 17:47

my life is still

147 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10084 19:16

Be still my anus

148 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10084 19:47

Ging of the benis

149 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10084 23:12

Anus, trouble me no more

150 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10085 06:25

Real capitalism has never been attempted

151 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10085 06:59

That picture of cracky on /img/ is deeply unsettling to me

152 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10085 08:54

>>151
that's probably the point

153 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10085 10:11

There's an IME that lets you type hanzi using romanized reconstructed Middle Chinese and I both admire and fear it.

154 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10085 13:13

Die painfully.

155 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10085 13:49

>>154
Die late!

156 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10085 14:12

old bright temple small pebble

157 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10085 15:21

Everyone from Crystal Palace seems to be really self hating

158 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10085 17:25

the girltalk imageboard?

159 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10085 17:46

🦍

160 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10085 18:49

No! Bad!

161 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10085 18:51

I absolutely hate cracky now.

162 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10085 19:15

dicks out for the kong

163 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10085 19:32

bap

164 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10085 20:54

return to monke

166 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10085 22:32

organizations and politicians pretending to be american but using the phrase "full stop"

167 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10085 22:37

My hair is curly wavy puffy so im thinking of growing an afro like David Luiz

168 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10085 22:41

Punctum

169 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10085 22:49

Punctuate my anus

170 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10086 00:55

>>166
pregnant pauses

171 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10086 02:46

Nobody cares about your anus.

172 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10086 03:34

boner

173 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10086 04:48

Over 400 records and I always just end up putting on Dire Straits - Communique or Blue Oyster Cult - Fire of Unknown Origin

174 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10086 04:51

>>173
same, but with CDs and s3rl or 100 gecs

175 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10086 05:14

>>52
i used to use arch, i updated like every six months, shit broke sometimes but not too often

i switched to ubuntu this time thinking im busy with work and dont have time to play with computer

this shit is way buggier than arch i hate it. im going back to arch next time lol

176 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10086 05:28

>>98 serious question, what is it with you people and the seed oils

also, can somebody explain this anti-inflammatory diet trend thing to me

i understand the fixation with soy because i saw a scam diet ad for transsexuals once where they were supposed to eat that and saw palmetto for the phytoestrogens, and i think i also understand that the anti-carb thing is because grains werent really a part of the human diet before 10k years ago, and also probably some ambient fixation on the usa corn syrup lobby.

but
that those are old now, i live under a rock, you guys are my only contact with this part of society, pls respond

177 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10086 05:37

>>176

>also, can somebody explain this anti-inflammatory diet trend thing to me

A netflix scare documemtary that people spread by word of mouth is all it is

178 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10086 05:40

No eroge, no install

179 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10086 08:42

yes eroge, yes install

180 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10086 08:45

maybe what i want doesn't actually exist!

181 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10086 08:56

I get excited when americans talk about periods, then I realise they're discussing punctuation and I think well that's cool too

182 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10086 08:59

This thread seems to be nonsense. I propose a different topic:
The Walking Dead Timeline...So Far | Cinematica - YouTube
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QOtsFyr_JoQ

183 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10086 10:34

not interested in zombie TV shows, let's go back to the previous nonsense

184 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10086 10:54

Autogenerated youtube videos for songs have a weird like to dislike ratio compared to regular user uploads of the same thing. Is it people who don't have the video available in their territory giving out dislikes out of spite?

185 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10086 12:35

>>176
Most of these things are actually memes, especially soy. The seed oil thing might also be a meme but there are concerns about the excessive intake of omega-6. There are legitimate concerns over many of these things but its often overblown for comedy or more often marketing and a lot of these are just ordinary fad diets which is normal but you know how things are in the social media age.

186 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10086 12:40

>>184
Youtube has bizarre like and dislike ratios in general, baby videos like https://youtu.be/QLXSkaJnoJI have a bizarre dislike ratio

187 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10086 13:20

SNL was so funny this weekend I committed multiple acts of terrorism across Pakistan

188 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10086 14:23

Eating easter egg 2/2 today. These things suck.

>>183 see https://4-ch.net/tv/kareha.pl/1614211873/1-5

189 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10086 15:25

Buying things from scalpers to get their address so you can send them anthrax in the mail

190 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10086 15:28

>>186
The babies who watch those videos don't know or care what likes or dislikes mean, so most of those dislikes are just babies pressing on their phone or tablet and accidentally clicking dislike, same thing with likes which is why the ratios are so much more equal than other videos.

191 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10086 19:14

Pokemon can be saved if we kill charizard fans

192 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10086 19:38

You are a bad person.

193 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10086 21:54

>>185
eating plants is a meme

194 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10086 22:33

>>185
thanks

i find that the avoid grains people have a kernel of truth to their claims, anyway (i find the historical "we didn't evolve with this in our diet" heuristic compelling, and eating more vegetables, less rice seems to make me feel better, ymmv). i'll try to take the omega-6 thing into consideration.

the soy thing, yeah, i mean, i don't think people have a good understanding of the hormones in their bodies, and trans stuff is the wedge issue du jour, plus nobody knows how to eat tofu (and it's stupid expensive except at asian markets because white people love getting ripped off for "health food")

195 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10086 22:40

it pleases me that the snopes people got in legal trouble for letting some extremely sketchy guy run their web sight and now they're bitching about it

karmic justice for letting the site go downhill

196 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10086 22:45

Tofu can be enjoyable in dishes that call for it, but how often its used as a substitute for things is overkill

197 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10087 00:02

I see, said the blind man

198 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10087 03:42

>>197
oh hi Grandpa

199 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10087 07:10

Mirgale

200 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10087 10:57

>>191
I have been playing Pokemon Emerald again and maybe it's just trying to be friendly to the target audience but a lot of the NPCs talk like they're out of straight shotacon doujins.

201 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10087 13:11

>>197
And he picked up his hammer and saw.

202 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10087 15:12

>>201
And he realized he didn't mean to pick up the saw and grabbed his sickle instead.

203 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10088 00:51

who's that walking around upstairs?

204 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10088 01:11

>>200 not seeing the problem

205 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10088 01:20

When I was ten, I read shotacon doujins in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.

206 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10088 01:20

I said "Tokyo"

207 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10088 04:57

>>200
Perhaps it's drawing from the same cultural stereotypes as the doujins do, which come off as odd/distinctive in English but aren't necessarily particularly doujinesque in Japanese.

208 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10088 06:26

there are still people commenting on UF reruns

209 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10088 10:54

My mom caught me listening to caramelldansen when I thought she was asleep

210 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10088 12:09

complete mental devastation and spiritual annihilation doesn't happen until you stumble upon wojaks on futaba

211 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10088 12:12

Autoerotic fallacy

212 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10088 12:42

>>210
It really surprises me that wojak hasn't fucking died yet. Even pepe has died down.
A lot of the boards aren't that dissimilar from western ones these days anyway.

213 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10088 16:02

>>212
did wojak become a Nazi though?

214 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10088 17:39

I'm not gonna pretend wojak doesn't make me laugh

He has a funny face. Come on now.

215 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10088 20:34

I need to pee!

216 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10088 22:35

>>210
I know that feel bro

217 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10088 22:52

I tried to few other Japanese-style forums, and still nothing beats 4-ch.

218 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10088 23:23

"Cursed" art is very interesting to me, I wonder if there's anything to it or if it's just very extreme reactions to the works

219 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10089 00:08

I will personally kill Tony if Red Velvet goes over

220 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10089 00:16

SRMY = GOD

221 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10089 00:48

You're safe this time, Tony

222 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10089 01:21

I'm still using an embarrassing handle from when I was 11.
Getting very enthusiastic "YOU'RE SO SEXY" spam messages addressing said handle is the silver lining to my infinitely hopeless love life.

223 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10089 04:18

monkey splatter

224 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10089 07:54

werkers of the werld unite

225 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10089 08:44

iww = international worlders of the world

226 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10089 08:53

punctual offers you his protection

227 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10089 09:02

>>215
I know that feel bro

228 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10089 09:13

>>222 I still get spam addressed to the fake name I used for Bebo XD

229 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10089 10:25

touch no penis

230 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10089 10:54

Does anyone have the "wide and wild" image? I thought I could find it easily and the entire google is devoid of it, as is knowyourmeme, macrochan, lurkmore, danbooru, everywhere I could think that could at least have a reference. It's really weird.

I may have it buried deep in my own archives, but they are of excessive size and disorder.

231 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10089 18:49

I'll beat you into a fucking pulp.

232 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10089 21:07

I love when the obese sassy black woman they get to host TV shows makes a racial(lly charged) joke and everyone awkwardly forces a laugh

233 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10089 21:08

>>230
It kind of freaks me out macrochan is still up, someone is still paying for it

234 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10089 21:38

>>233
Cultural heritage site

235 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10089 21:45

gaynus

236 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10089 22:42

>>233
I'd guess it's probably someone's random side project they tacked onto their main hosting. I have a few of those, the only real cost for each one is the domain renewal fee since I have unlimited space/bandwidth with my current host. I forget about them most of the time, but there they stand in defiance (for now) of the ultimate ephemerality of the Internet.

237 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10089 23:00

can't wait til everyone who took the vaccine dies of gene edited prion disease and the only people left on the planet are the jewish elites and anti-vaxx right wing schizos & third worlders. catch me on horseback in the ruins of los angeles looking for a latina war bride to kidnap and take back to my yurt to tend to my goats.

238 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10089 23:10

billy gibson coined the phrase cyberspace - cuck
richard dawkins coined the word meme - boring
hunter s thompson coined the word adrenochrome - what a king

239 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10089 23:18

>>238
Richard Dawkins has decent biology writings but is mostly known for his redditor atheism stuff

240 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10089 23:24

>>237

>the ruins of los angeles

also known as modern los angeles

241 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10089 23:26

Taking care of kids isnt that bad

242 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10089 23:37

>>239 thank u wikipedia brown

243 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10089 23:39

You can't build your whole life around borage

244 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10089 23:39

>>242
I forgot to put "sadly" before "mostly"

245 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10090 00:05

>>238 No he didn't, Aldous Huxley talks about adrenochrome in The Doors Of Perception

246 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10090 00:50

I dont think I have ever met anyone that watches the youtube trending tab.

247 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10090 07:18

mfw the only place i can find an accurate listing of kanken yojijukugo is some autist's personal site with his yume nikki fanart and not the official dictionary i just bought
paid \2800 for the privilege of a correct google query lol

248 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10090 08:31

I tell you what, I've really taken to shitting on milk since you guys were banging on about it, I can never finish a whole bottle of milk so now I always pour the rest into the toilet to shit on. it's an odd, unique sense of refreshment. Thank you

249 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10090 11:56

I feel like transitioning is sometimes just a fad for people, which makes life harder for people with real gender dysphoria

250 Name: ( ) : 1993-09-10090 11:57

mfw i have no face

251 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10090 15:58

>>250
Deep....

252 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10090 18:53

Alright everybody, WHOOO'S REEEAAAADY TO GRUUUUMBLE?

253 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10090 21:08

My asshole burns!!!!

254 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10090 22:04

I don't recommend defecating on bovine lactation

255 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10091 01:22

pizzer is our word but you can say pizza

256 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10091 02:23

Cowboy more like WOWboy

257 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10091 04:34

going to bed early so I dont have to pill an elderly dog

258 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10091 04:52

cant wait to be an 86 year old shitting my pants & posting on dqn in the denpa retirement home

259 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10091 05:00

assoholic

260 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10091 05:25

ill fucking rape you in the mouth. praise be to allah.

261 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10091 05:29

crunchcrunchcrunchcrunchcrunchcrunchcrunch

262 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10091 08:12

A girlfriend is like a sister that lets you touch her boobs

263 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10091 08:22

NEW UNEXPLAINED DISCOVERIES COMING FROM URANUS

264 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10091 09:15

>>254 There are no downsides

265 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10091 16:52

might go insane and become a trans woman (lesbian)

266 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10091 17:34

>>265
I assumed you were trans already because of the way you type

267 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10091 18:20

>>265
Worked out well for me.

268 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10091 18:32

I was called a tranny yesterday. I think I now have an idea what Nikolai Yezhov must have felt like during the last moments of his life.

269 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10091 18:34

>>267
For now

270 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10091 18:35

probably not that much healthier than girlfriend fantasies, but most of my parasocial relationship fantasies are now about driving people around in my car and forcing them to listen to loud music

271 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10091 18:38

>>270 spinning donuts in a parking lot while listening to old time rock & roll

272 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10091 18:42

>>265
Not funny my brother died that way

273 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10091 22:41

maybe i should do the /lit/ harry potter reading order

274 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10091 23:41

>>268 i get that a lot online but to be fair i'm openly mlm with a female anime avatar and use words like "boysmell"

275 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10092 00:44

>>274

>i'm openly mlm

Jeez, people must get annoyed with you constantly peddling herbalife and lulemon

276 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10092 02:39

>>268
I see that word a lot lately. Trans are the new jews.

277 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10092 02:56

>>276
Jews will never stop being the scapegoat for almost every group until they stop existing

278 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10092 03:22

>>277 maybe if they stopped wrecking and subverting every nation that hosts them?

279 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10092 03:23

>>277
maybe they shouldn't have coined the word 'scapegoat' if they didn't want to collectively be one

280 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10092 03:37

>>278
Jews might do that but at least they dont ask questions smugly like this

281 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10092 03:39

>>280
Yes they do

282 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10092 07:19

>>278,281 is a self-hating jew, and also a panda

283 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10092 11:06

>>282 is right, I've done enough marathoning of Seinfeld to recognize an irony-poisoned self-deprecating jew when I see one.

284 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10092 12:09

Niggers

285 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10092 12:47

I hate myself and I want to die.

286 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10092 14:49

It turns out there still isn't a reasonable way to make vertical Japanese text wrap like a book or magazine using semantic HTML and CSS, this future sucks.

287 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10092 15:07

Black people funny

288 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10092 15:46

>>287 they really aren't!

289 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10092 15:57

Beady eyes funny

290 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10092 17:03

( ・ω・) He really isn't!

291 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10092 17:21

I love how hard the pussies of gymnasts are and how thick their thighs get

292 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10092 17:37

>>285
drink coffee and listen to loud/fast music

293 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10092 18:20

every millennial male is an incel and every woman is a femcel. much like the spread of capital, 1% of people are having 99% of the sex and the rest get nothing.

294 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10092 18:26

Legbeard is funnier than femcel

295 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10092 18:27

>>293
Femcels are first worlders and incels are third worlders.

296 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10092 18:41

>>293
I like how millenials are either innocent victims or unpleasable hordes of angry incels depending on who's talking

297 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10092 19:23

I've been thinking about it and I think I'm slightly envious of zoomers. Not only do they have all the content made up to this point available to them on a silver platter, it's much easier for them to find communities with likeminded individuals on twitter or discord. As a developing millennial your options were either joining the normalfag hivemind on social media and the like or the schizo hivemind on imageboards and the like. This seems like an explanation as to why millennials are so extreme in their appearance. Zoomers in comparison have more variety to pick from and as such are better developed, more talented, more creative, more energetic. Less restrained hence smarter, with a wider reference pool hence prettier. It must be nice being born after 2000.

298 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10092 19:31

what the fuck are you high on? have you met any zoomers in real life?

299 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10092 19:37

>>297
The song 21st cemtury digital boy exista for a reason

300 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10092 19:50

>>297
all the content in the world doesn't matter when you don't know it exists, or where to find it
i also highly doubt the communities you find on twitter/discord/etc are honestly an improvement over the "schizo hivemind"; based on what little I get wind of it seems pretty horrible as well

301 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10092 19:56

Dont let generational shitposting distract you from the fact if Hull bottle their promotion you're not eating tonight

302 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10092 20:03

If being a cuck is what it takes to be a part of this, then I refuse! I will not let myself fall that far, and I will not falter just to be in a relationship with some loose bitch!

303 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10092 20:06

Moot is a

304 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10092 20:07

vc: jaw

305 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10092 20:08

>>302
Going that way is only necessary if you can't see the true path... Not that I can help you, because I can't see it either.

306 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10092 20:54

making both of my legs fall asleep at the same time

307 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10092 20:57

anus fuck

308 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10092 21:11

boner

309 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10092 21:43

Generations are a marketing sham.

310 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10092 21:55

>>307
It'd be nice if someone fucked my anus. But gently, and lovingly.

311 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10092 22:00

anus romance

312 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10092 22:12

Deeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllyyyyyy

313 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10092 23:56

Thus did the lord unto his people say
Smoke, smoke, smoke - smoke weed everyday

314 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10093 00:11

autist bf
bpd gf
what more do you need

315 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10093 00:36

watching hard boiled wishing it was 1992 and i was in hong kong

316 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10093 01:30

why do so many hashtags have spelling errors in them

i mean, i guess i know it's because the people who use them are the same kind of people who can't spell but geez man still

317 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10093 01:35

Losers
Under
Latrines
Zealously

>>315
Watch Rebels of the Neon God and you'll wish you were in 1992 Taiwan

318 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10093 01:42

>>316
To save characters I imagine

319 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10093 03:14

>>316
Why aren't you capitalizing your words?

320 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10093 04:01

About to bid snipe the fuck out of somebody on ebay

321 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10093 04:04

It kind of weirds me out young kids junior high-ish year 9 are really into gore videos

322 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10093 04:32

The fucker bid sniped ME. He raised fucking $80 within 20 seconds of my bid.

323 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10093 05:26

>>297
Based on what I've seen, zoomer communities aren't really any better. At best they're just boring, at worst they're even more insanely hiveminded.

324 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10093 09:51

I find it very cringe that cringe and based have entered mainstream internet parlance

325 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10093 09:52

The one thing I would actually like to get over, is imagining an entire future with every girl who so much as looks in my general direction. Even when I'm consciously trying to prevent it, it still keeps happening. Any suggestions for ways to combat it?

326 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10093 10:55

>>325
cut off your penis

327 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10093 12:20

>>326
i want to be with a woman, not be one!

328 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10093 15:27

"恋して男の娘" by ちぃむdmp is sung by a girl who's pretending to be a boy who's pretending to be a girl

could it possibly be? the legendary reverse-reverse-trap?

329 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10093 16:34

>>325

  1. socialize more
  2. get old
  3. have a baby

at least, it worked for me ;)

330 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10093 17:36

The anger over the supposed European Super League is silly to me, these are businesses that people feel entitled to because of the sentimentality wrapped up in football, which I don't get for sports in general but that's a different issue. Your favorite business does not care about you, even though you dress up in gear and decorate your house with their logo. You cheer for clothes.

These massive businesses are on the brink of bankruptcy, who can blame them for trying to save them.

331 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10093 21:06

>>317
my body is ready, i'm doing this tonight

>>326,327
cut off the balls, not the penis, why are people still confused about this

332 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10093 22:09

Desperately disappointed you're not shitting on milk tonight

333 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10093 22:15

Digits!

334 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10093 22:39

DRAM is transgender now?

335 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10094 00:14

I♡ア二キ

336 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10094 02:05

I should've cut off my balls before puberty so I'd live a bit longer.

337 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10094 02:43

scrodumb

338 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10094 03:41

339 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10094 08:10

Thanks for your support, deadly_anal!

340 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10094 17:21

People are such babies about "mental health awareness" but then can't recognize mentally ill people when they see them.

341 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10094 18:36

what's moot doing at google anyway

342 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10094 19:04

>>340
I remember someone saying of breast cancer awareness drives "so are you raising money, or just awareness? because I'm pretty sure everyone is already aware of breast cancer".

343 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10094 19:30

>>341
being held hostage, probably

344 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10094 20:25

The Biden administration just announced an $18.3b project to clone George Floyd

345 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10094 21:16

Just got caught trying to piss outside

346 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10094 22:17

>>345
It was my neighbor, fuck.
I have to move now

347 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10094 22:23

we do a little seeding & feeding

348 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10094 22:50

deleted my jungle library. thank g-d i still have 1980s industrial ambient tape rips safe from obnoxious twitter weebs

349 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10094 22:57

>>348
I like how there is (at least some) disdain for Twitter in almost every subculture now. It reminds me of how people used to react to /b/ and similar stuff back in the day.

350 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10094 23:03

Portable Travel Gomez

351 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10094 23:07

High Tension Punctual Gomez

352 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10094 23:13

>>349
Which is weird because twitter is so big, there's several circles that are pretty similar if not identical to 4chan types. At least when someone mentions facebook you know they're talking about dumb boomers.

353 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10095 00:06

scrotal sack

354 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10095 00:13

>>352
The shittiness of imageboards meeting the shittiness of social media is precisely the thing to hate about twitter.

355 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10095 00:38

>>344
I thought this was real for a second and im sad its not.

356 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10095 02:35

imagine getting owned and femdommed by a candy-based divine punishment that's suitably ironic to the sin you committed and then a bunch of little orange dudes come out and start doing a perfectly choreographed song and dance about what an asshole you are

357 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10095 03:07

"nanahira eyes"

358 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10095 03:28

yeah i've read that oglaf strip too

359 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10095 04:01

>>348
noooo jungle is always good ):

360 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10095 04:10

plug farthole

361 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10095 04:44

I'd totes stick my tallywacker in >>360's farthole

362 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10095 04:49

teenagers on twitter have once again "discovered" the completely unhidden and out in the open fact that kyaru pamyu pamyu is a huge shotacon

363 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10095 06:58

feigning interest damn thats crazy dude

364 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10095 07:37

Nintendo 64 + 300 get

365 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10095 08:18

I think India is oversold for violence, depravity and insane shit because of some shocking videos, and most of the country is boring and unremarkable but Tamils are kind of scary

366 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10095 08:22

Tamil script looks extremely cool.

367 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10095 12:28

Consider the following: Astolfo.
Thanks for coming to my talk. God bless you.

368 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10095 16:03

>>366
For me, its Sundanese.

369 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10095 16:59

>>349
every subculture feels disdain for twitter because twitter has absorbed every subculture within itself, not that everyone is on twitter, mind you, but everyone is more or less aware of what's happening on twitter. it's pretty impressive how influential it is for a website that hasn't substantially grown for almost a decade.

370 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10095 19:31

Now discord is finishing what twitter started. I swear almost every big thread on 4chan or alternative imageboard has a discord "server" these days.

371 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10095 19:38

Discord is if IRC had one server ran by furries

372 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10095 19:45

Kinda funny that people only focus on the furry part of the furry/weeaboo hatewagon that SA started thanks to moot making 4chan a few years later.

373 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10095 20:14

>>372
Mostly because it is very outdated and nobody really cares anymore.
The ire towards weeaboo is more towards Twitter teenager ironic weeb these days because a certain Youtuber beat the traditional caricature into the ground when it was already in it's twilight days.
Furries are honestly dying as a subculture due to age, and stay in their own hives.

374 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10095 20:36

I'm calling out from Scatland. I'm calling out from Scatman's World.

375 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10096 00:15

donkey dookie

376 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10096 01:07

Jericho looks like he's been crying

377 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10096 01:16

>>376
He looks like those "JUST" memes

378 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10096 02:06

You would think the WNBA is a NAACP type advocacy organization from the commercials on TV rather than a sports league.

379 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10096 04:52

rancid sperm

380 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10096 06:05

wearing glasses made me extremely cognizant from a young age of the fact that one of my ears is like a quarter centimeter lower than the other one

381 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10096 06:51

Honestly can't make heads or tails of the Brahmic scripts.

382 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10096 09:26

कर्मण्येवाधिकारस्ते मा फलेषु कदाचन
मा कर्मफलहेतुर्भूर्मा ते सङ्गोऽस्त्वकर्मणि

383 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10096 09:55

Earth is Wikipedia's featured article today. What does it mean?

384 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10096 11:09

>>383 It's Earth Day today

385 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10096 15:25

dear god, can i please have
ugly wife

386 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10096 16:20

neolib globalists will call you "deranged" for believing in god while believing in literally made up shit like transgender toddlers and "ukraine"

387 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10096 16:22

>>386
sup Nash

388 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10096 16:23

shinji hosoe, also know as sampling masters nigga

389 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10096 16:47

big up namco crew

390 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10096 17:02

what's your favorite shinji hosoe fact? here's mine: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzzy6hPacT8

391 Name: n_e a!6/WrIcEyV6 : 1993-09-10096 18:45

scarded

392 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10096 18:57

Was that the longest time anyone ever spent drafting an email that said "Yeah, thanks, I don't have any questions right now."? Perhaps.

393 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10096 19:13

>>386
People argue wholeheartedly with all their being about things that would have been shitposts/bait only like ten years ago. It honestly isn't worth talking about or caring about these things anymore.

394 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10096 19:17

>>392
I've taken full days to respond with innocuous shit like that

395 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10096 19:21

My anus bleeds easily

396 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10096 19:25

>>395
Use lube! More than you think you'll need!

397 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10096 21:32

where has all the gay magic [fagic] gone?

398 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10096 21:58

i'm joining a cult, which would you recommend

399 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10096 21:59

>>398 the elitist superstructure seems like a solid bet

400 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10096 22:02

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401 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10096 23:26

>>398
Star citizen

402 Name: Succus!kQKISuccus!!Q6gdySll : 1993-09-10097 01:47

NO >>400san how could u kcik him thats so rude!?!!?

bitch is a
    rude word
    too
      but it
      sounds
funny to say it

  ( ≧ヮ≦)
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so i'll allow it >__<

403 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10097 02:43

eat my seed (oils)

404 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10097 04:19

Other films catered to Japanese audiences exotic desires for Taiwan as a place of adventure and danger such as Conquering Taiwan's Native Rebels (1910) and Heroes of the Taiwan Extermination Squad (1910).[4]

jeeeeez man that's a bit much

405 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10097 04:35

pasta pasta pepperoncino

406 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10097 04:59

Websites for Italian football clubs always make them sound so luxurious and posh. Great marketing.

407 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10097 05:20

drink your corn syrup

408 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10097 05:48

watch the greta thurnberg documentary or else

409 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10097 06:38

日サロに行って肌を焼く

410 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10097 08:19

411 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10097 12:53

hi, i'm greta thornberry

412 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10097 17:05

chonkercopter

413 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10097 19:23

fuck a monkey

414 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10097 19:51

here's a code block

415 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10097 19:57

Cute girl posting in the wrong thread.

416 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10097 20:22

faggots in gravy

417 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10097 21:31

maybe i should get into crossplay

418 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10098 01:16

>>417
Crossplay was an early 2010s fad. Nobody but minecraft casuals care anymore

419 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10098 02:10

thought reddit couldn't get any worse but it keeps getting conde nastier and people are just lapping it up like they have been for years

420 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10098 02:29

Uhh crossplay is a lot older than that.

421 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10098 02:48

dislikes: cell phones, my wife, entitled kids these days

likes: israel, corn syrup, mowing my lawn, when the big line goes up

422 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10098 02:54

>>420
I seriously doubt there were many crossplay games pre PS3 Vita.

423 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10098 02:56

>>421
Everyone thinks everyone is entitled these days.

424 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10098 03:00

>>422
The Shadowrun FPS was crossplay.

425 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10098 04:34

*sips monster energy drink to fit in with the other millennials*
(but actually it's water in a can because I got the rheumatis' and don't need it being worse)

426 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10098 04:39

Braised and fricasseepilled

427 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10098 05:00

Free your mind of the idea of deserving, the idea of earning, and you'll be tanasinn.

428 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10098 05:27

Worse part of the whole COVID19 thing is referring to vaccinations as "jabs"

429 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10098 06:08

It must being a real rapper/musician signed to a major label and getting destroyed in views and relevance by a minecraft youtuber

430 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10098 06:09

>>429
must be embarassing being*

431 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10098 06:33

Just found out Sedevacantism is a real religious belief and not a meme

432 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10098 08:11

This is the first time I've ever fully listened to caramelldansen and I gotta say I missed out

433 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10098 08:12

This is the first time I've ever fully listened to caramelldansen and I gotta say I missed out

434 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10098 08:13

fucking captcha

435 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10098 09:16

>>428 Why's that?

436 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10098 09:18

>>435
Its frickin dumb to not just call them shots

437 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10098 10:22

>>435
Nurse dance troupe: "Get the jab and you won't get the dab!" *dabs over you in a bodybag on tiktok*

438 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10098 11:15

>>436 I guess it's a regional thing. We call them jags, I got my meningitis jag at school. I think “shots” is American

439 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10098 16:06

>>438
Still, "jabs" stinks of journalists looking for a synonym.

440 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10098 18:11

I don't feel comfortable calling these "made from scratch" until I've grown my own corn and mined my own limestone to process into slaked lime.

441 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10098 18:25

>>439 I hate that particular stench

442 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10098 18:32

10101 is soon

443 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10098 21:44

I can't let any journalists in until they take a shower

444 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10098 21:59

check the post number

445 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10098 22:46

Lose CONTROL

446 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10098 23:25

paste and gluepilled

447 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10099 02:29

aobased and nenepilled

448 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10099 09:37

Fuck Editors

All My Hmoies Hate Editors

449 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10099 10:55

god said one man, one keyboard, one txt file in notepad

or twenty keyboards

450 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10099 18:40

i'm gonna make danzai noodles (aka ta-a noodles) tonight you fuckers

oh yeah

horned up for danzai noodles

451 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10099 23:04

hahaha oh wow

452 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10099 23:39

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453 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10100 02:13

It's my old nemesis, Pissjugs Avocado. He's a straight cunt, best dodge his ass.

454 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10100 03:07

i fucking hate fast food

continues stopping at fast food places and eating it

455 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10100 04:18

"Scrappy-Doo fucked your mom" said the man, and then he laughed. He laughed and laughed.

456 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10100 06:16

the third fucking Google recruiter
(history: failed the on-site first time, failed the phone screen second time)
what should I say this time?

457 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10100 06:52

>>455
He just laughs
He laughs at your face
Just laughs

458 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10100 08:18

I am going to end this fucking mouse

459 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10100 09:38

>>456
You must have an extraordinary skill if you can still be sought by a company despite failing twice.

460 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10100 12:57

Some day, the pain will end.

461 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10100 14:12

>>459
i'm on my third facebook recruiter lmao

462 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10100 17:35

denper is our word...

463 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10100 18:21

>>456,461
Ask them for money to interview you.

464 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10100 19:47

PURGE MY SKIN OF IMPURITIES, PURGE, PURGE!

465 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10100 21:21

i hate social media and should probably cure myself of it soon enough
the advantage of this place is that it's not just slow enough that i can get by with checking it once a day, but also boring enough to not distract me

466 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10100 22:07

>>462
ferritinemia is also a word. ferritinemia n. The presence of ferritin (any of a family of iron-carrying globular protein complexes consisting of 24 protein subunits) in the blood. ferritinemia is sorta like iron presence in blood or high iron presence in blood. ferrousemia, ferricemia, ferrous oxide, ferric oxide.

If I am trying to get out of a situation I guess I could say that I have kalemia (potassium, K, kalium presence in blood) or natremia (sodium, Na, natrium presence in blood). It is normal to have sodium or potassium in the blood I think; it is only a problem when it is in too high of a level (hyper-) or to low (hypo-). hypokalemia, hyperkalemia, hyponatremia, and hypernatremia can be a problem. My mom watched some chubbyemu YouTube videos. But now, like months after that happened she remembers the Asian guy's name as "Fuzzy Emu". Or, she said it could be that or she is pretty sure that it is that.

This Guy Thinks he's a Time Traveller...
https://web.archive.org/web/20200108130927/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jS5h9nvKZ50

467 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10100 22:10

>>465
Everyone says they hate social media but cant stop using it. Sounds like a drug.

468 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10100 22:16

>>467
One thing I love about social media is people sharing YouTube links and the title of that video on Twitter. If it is a sorta obscure video that dies I can search up the YouTube URL on twitter.com to sometimes find the title/metadata. The problem is that people don't share enough YouTube video data on Twitter as I know of multiple dead vids where I don't know their titles/dates.

Elisocray Videos are Legit AWFUL!
https://web.archive.org/web/20191220162055/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGIFuRBOwe0&gl=US&hl=en

469 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10100 22:22

Where do I go to get the Fast Cash I was promised?

470 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10100 22:35

>>468
dude are you using some "share" button on mobile, or are you manually adding in the title

471 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10100 22:43

>>470
I'm using mobile and manually adding in the title, but I wonder if this tablet has a share button which will auto-add the title with the link. Also if it did it might grab the HTML title tag which would be "People Actually Think this is Real - YouTube" and not:

People Actually Think this is Real
https://web.archive.org/web/20191220162454/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFwHeIRZ8x4&gl=US&hl=en

472 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10100 23:34

Elisocray's videos gave me a migraine

473 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10101 03:53

anus FAQ

474 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10101 03:55

faqq my anus

475 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10101 04:09

>>469
Have you tried consolidating your student loans?

476 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10101 06:59

>>467
That's why it's usually talked about as an addiction.

477 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10101 07:06

few know this but "orca" is an autonym, derived from the language of whales.

478 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10101 07:47

quitting social media is the new quitting smoking

479 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10101 08:13

>>472
Elaborate.

>>478
My mother and father quit smoking (cigarettes). I wonder if there is any negative effects on one's health from consuming pure nicotine via patches on the skin. Maybe patches don't feel good as smoking to get nicotine. In that case one could ingest or inject nicotine into their body, which I guess would feel as good or better.

Spending the Night at my Girlfriend's (Fake Challenges)
https://web.archive.org/web/20191220162003/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRxBTk3scoM&gl=US&hl=en

480 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10101 08:21

when u become a trans girl u must choose 1 of 3 possible personalities:
-schizotypal airhead who believes in magic
-racist bisexual gamer girl
-BLM tumblr troon

481 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10101 08:25

mehmed, my son, u are daughter now and u must choose:

482 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10101 08:31

BLM is so 2020. SAH is the new hotness

483 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10101 08:34

How Views On Black Lives Matter Have Changed — And Why That Makes Police Reform So Hard

484 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10101 08:44

>>480
To be fair, most cis women are like this as well but replace tumblr with twitter

485 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10101 09:03

>>479

>Maybe patches don't feel good as smoking to get nicotine. In that case one could ingest or inject nicotine into their body, which I guess would feel as good or better.

A lot of people find smoking itself to be an enjoyable activity, which is why nicotine-less vaping is relatively popular.

486 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10101 09:31

I have a feeling the BLM shitposting is gonna lead into a political argument that will go on for longer than necessary and eventually spill into /req/

488 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10101 11:23

I'm surprised that /current/ isn't more active, considering that it's a combination of /news/, /politics/, /debate/, and /science/.

489 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10101 11:28

/livepluto/

490 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10101 11:31

>>488
A current events board on 4-ch is a bizarre catch-22. People arent gonna use it because it quickly becomes outdated but its outdated because nobody uses it

491 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10101 11:40

If I remember correctly, it's a known concept in transit, where reducing service does not lead to an increase in ridership for the buses/trains remaining.

492 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10101 12:04

you post AA of mona with a ushanka from the great stalin AA archive on BaI and now kids are spamming it on every damn textboard

493 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10101 12:21

>>490
Maybe that was the plan all along!

494 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10101 12:28

No - too bad - but you haven't any 'IT'!

495 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10101 14:20

>>463
Maybe I should. tbh I just take them to polish interview skills, it'd be cool if I could land a job at facebook, but it's not a dream job or anything. My dream job is not working ever.

496 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10101 19:03

if i post my cope here, can someone give me some constructive (and serious) feedback?

497 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10101 19:32

>Hi, I got the email and the three voicemails you left me asking for an update on this very urgent situation. I can tell you that there is, in fact, new information, so please call me at your earliest convenience so that I can tell it to you. Thanks!

(The next call went to voicemail as well.)

498 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10101 21:20

>>495
Like most abuse of "free-to-me" resources, scattershot recruiting stops when it starts costing money.

499 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10101 21:35

>>480
this is a trans board, don't libel your comrade posters

>>496
take it to /personal/?

500 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10101 21:45

>>499
To be fair, nobody shits on a group like a member of it.

501 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10101 21:48

The most important and powerful post, until the next one

502 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10101 21:54

Maybe there's a timeline where Peter Molyneux delivered on literally all his wildest claims and world peace comes about due to the release of Populous Online 3

503 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10101 23:41

I thought the NPC meme was funny when it was posted here until I found it was just another fucking Wojak variant

504 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10101 23:55

who writes all these recipes with like, one clove of garlic
is this some kind of conspiracy? do cooks hate garlic? why do they put it in their recipes at all then?
i always just change it to either a half head or a full head of garlic

505 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10102 00:15

oh no, i forgot to commemorate the palindrome day
at least i can commemorate this post number

506 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10102 01:43

>>504
A lot of recipes you see for classic dishes are rehashes of popular published 20th century recipes. The reason I mentioned this is that people were supposedly more sensitive to the flavor and aroma of garlic back then because it wasn't common in Anglo and Northern European cuisine. If you go even further back there you'll see some recipes where an extremely small amount of garlic is used. As little as rubbing some sliced garlic on the pan before cooking. You'll see this carry over a bit in recipes for things that were big mid-20th century fads like fondue. Hot peppers are kind of going through the garlic progression from the growing popularity of Mexican and Indian food.

507 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10102 02:30

there's movies that have a wikipedia page called "movie name (movie)"
and then there's films that have a wikipedia page called "film name (film)"
and usually there's a redirect from one to the other

if the type of film has a page called "film name (film)" and no redirect, that's how you know it's for europeans
elle (2016) is one such film. it's about rape! europeans sure are classy

508 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10102 02:45

>>507
Euros tend to be into rather graphic things for film. I mean italians pretty much invented slasher movies.
To be fair though, the classy pretentious stereotype is mostly restricted to northern Europe + the UK and even then its fading in the latter's case

509 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10102 02:54

/dame/ is dying and I wonder if because the userbase is literally killing themselves

510 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10102 03:16

"Ah yes" is the new "imagine" in that you can disregard anything they say

511 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10102 03:39

I take it he was agreeable?

512 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10102 03:42

I'm not special.

513 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10102 04:48

I wish artists would stop drawing seibah as cow titted lancer. I miss plucky teen artoria

514 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10102 05:35

i'm not trans but i do kind of wish i was a girl so that my shotacon would be a bit more socially acceptable

515 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10102 05:35

wait shit is that HSTS

516 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10102 06:04

>>514
If anything it would be more socially acceptable if you were just gay

517 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10102 08:07

It feels like almost everything on /personal/ is just bait but most people aren't falling for it. It's weird.

518 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10102 09:30

NAMBLER is our word etc

i need to stop

519 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10102 09:52

Rangers is our word but you can say Rangas

520 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10102 10:02

The corrupt legacy of scottish football and the fact that that corruption didn't lead to the quality of play being higher (it being so low that people compare it to the bastard MLS) is the most depressing thing to me.

521 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10102 10:34

Heck in a ceck

522 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10102 11:32

I wonder how different my life would be if Rangers had won 10-in-a-row in the 90s

523 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10102 11:39

Someone referred to the Old Firm as the Bigot Brothers when they considering joining the EFL recently. I liked that.

524 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10102 12:30

>>518
Yes, that meme is fucking retarded.
I love it.

525 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10102 12:52

I wish I could find the picture of that note where someone rants about their parking being hemmed in by an "oversized shitpig-express", Google is only finding me references to it and not the original.

526 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10102 13:32

Nobody uses tumblr anymore, you guys need to get your prejudices updated.

527 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10102 13:35

>>526
I was told people who still use tumblr are cool

528 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10102 13:37

In relation now that the most vocal schizos have migrated to twitter

529 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10102 15:26

i just want to leave america and not be chewed in the jaws of mammon for the next 40 years why the fuck is it so hard to emigrate its like i'm living in the USSR(i am)

530 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10102 15:39

born too late to witness the tragedies of france and russia
born just in time to witness the circus of us of a

531 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10102 16:43

almost scared by how close i am to giving in to the ntr temptation

532 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10102 18:04

Tumblr users that are left are either weird alt right dudes or schizo post left conspiracy theorists

533 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10102 18:57

The mailman knocked on my door while I was taking a shit and then he left some pink slip on the door saying that he missed me and I need to pick up the package tomorrow. I had been waiting for that package for over a month, I was there when the mailman was there, I was just taking a shit.

534 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10102 21:49

>>533
this happens to me frequently when i buy something off ebay and the seller uses fedex. one time they took it to the walgreens all the way across town instead of the one near me. i hate fedex

535 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10102 22:36

>>532 Paul McCartney IS dead, wake up!

536 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10102 22:41

thesis: alt right
antithesis: schizo post left
synthesis: national socialism

537 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10102 22:44

no one from either side wants to admit this

538 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10102 23:20

white glop

vc: sheath

539 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10102 23:41

actually tw*tter as a whole might not be as much of a problem as the egirl and mental illness sections are
if i could find a way to stop browsing those...

540 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10102 23:41

>>529
It isn't hard to emigrate if you actually are employable especially in a rarer skill, I have done the whole "expat" thing and it sucks ass. Especially because the countries you aren't a complete outsider in are similar enough to not make a difference in what you're worried about.
Also, don't you have friends and family you would miss?

541 Name: vc: wot : 1993-09-10102 23:49

>>531
ntr isn't bad if it has the tag because of a panel or single line of dialogue, but I wouldn't recommend what you're thinking about getting into because a lot of it is gross cuckshit with autistic fans or just overrated work

542 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10102 23:50

booby trap

heh

543 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10103 00:12

>>530

>the tragedies of france and russia

Tragedies of france? Are you a monarchist?

544 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10103 00:36

DQN today: the tragedies of france and russia, horseshoe theory, being expats, the jaws of mammon, hating fedex
me today: why my pee foamy after I cum

545 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10103 01:33

Big Shitty Pee

546 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10103 02:31

The Young Cucks

547 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10103 03:02

>>530

>born too late to witness the tragedies of france

You're about to witness a French tragedy soon, getting eliminated by man city lol

548 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10103 03:30

Frogs lol

549 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10103 03:39

A single, big, heavy sperm

550 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10103 04:34

monkey spunk

551 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10103 06:36

>>539
tw*tter IS the mental illness section

552 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10103 09:10

553 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10103 11:27

made a big decision to simply give up on the old laptop and absorb its hard drive, rather than trying to figure out some strategy for copying over all the data

554 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10103 13:40

remember twister? which pervert at hasbro made that shit, especially who advertised it as a teen party staple. that game was the most transparent excuse to cop a feel.

555 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10103 16:00

check the post number

556 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10103 18:34

Straight ugly dude saying "suck my dick" with contempt has nowhere near the punch as a cute girl saying "suck my toes" with contempt.

557 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10103 19:41

imma get a 4 gallon stock pot

i'm a stock person now; i'm converted

558 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10103 22:45

>>554 So?

559 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10103 23:56

monkey chunks

560 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10104 00:02

Germans can't pronounce squirrel

561 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10104 00:06

Eichhörnchen

562 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10104 00:14

>>554
Hasbro more like Hasnobro

563 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10104 01:43

Eine kleine Eichhörnchenwaltz

564 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10104 03:10

programming eunuchs

565 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10104 05:48

>>556
Toe sucking never felt right to me

566 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10104 06:10

Changing my desktop background to a waifu2x upscaled version of Sophia Hapgood's chest, without the medallion, that someone dug up with a hex editor.

567 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10104 07:07

"Bully" shit is probably the most autistic of the vanilla fetishes

568 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10104 08:10

>>556 Hmmm if you say so

569 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10104 08:55

Some of my towels are 30 years old :O

570 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10104 12:22

wow i wonder how edp445 feels about the eagles' draft pick

>man has been caught being a pedophile several times, sent a dick pic which is now on the internet, and recently nuked his account several days before the draft

571 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10104 12:37

My asshole hurts

572 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10104 12:45

>>571
sorry for being so rough last night!

573 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10104 15:16

Considering getting non-parental neetbux but afraid the length of time being unemployed + health record will make me permanently unemployable if I ever want to escape this lifestyle again

574 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10104 17:23

prolactin levels through the roof, need to stop jacking off and smoking weed for a while

575 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10104 17:51

repeat after me, onii-chan! "la illaha illallahu wahdahu la sharika'lahu!"

576 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10104 18:06

>>573
Is there anything else you can do (volunteering?) to pad out your resume? I'm nominally in some work training scheme to get mine (even though I don't really do anything), so at least I can use that as an excuse.

577 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10104 18:42

>>573
you can still work and get neetbux, you just have to think.

578 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10104 18:56

>>573
The ideal time for that was last year. I took a government funded year off and no one even bothered asking about the gap in my resume when interviewing since they assumed COVID related reasons.

579 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10104 19:58

HAES movement, but for fat clients

580 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10104 20:57

>>458
Speaking of rodents, I wonder if 0037 is still suffering from his rat-related problems to this very day...

581 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10104 21:09

>>580
didn't he say he was going to be reading DQN, and to spam it to get his attention?
ahem,

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582 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10104 21:11

>>576
Follow this dude's advice, if you have a long gap in your employment you can supplement that with volunteer work. You actually have to volunteer though. Find a church or something that you can do like one hour of work a week for if you're really desperate for padding.

583 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10104 21:14

>>582
Plus it ain't the worst thing in the world to leave your house for some volunteering and socializing

584 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10105 05:06

Drop a deuce for you~

585 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10105 06:49

why the FUCK is Tamina on TV every week

586 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10105 07:21

I heard Like A Boss on a recent cookiekiss video and was reminded of how awful the Lonely Island is holy shit

587 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10105 11:10

I have a crapload of manga archived but aside from simply being overwhelmed by choice I don't know if the things are in a series or not. I don't know if I should label the folders or put the titles into a MangaUpdates type database, but either way it's gonna be tedious AS FUCK

588 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10105 12:07

List of cringe galar pokemon
-the Sobble line
-Chewtle
-Mr Rime
-the Limpidick line
-the apples
-sandaconda
-Stonjourner
-Copperajah line HOLY SHIT
-Calyrex

589 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10105 14:42

finally remembered to say 'rabbit rabbit rabbit'!

590 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10105 15:19

reisen is superior

591 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10105 22:14

My ex girlfriend and I used to watch gay porn together. Miss that. Feels pretty gay to do it by myself.

592 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10105 22:34

>>591
what about watching gay porn with another guy?

593 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10106 02:27

bust a screaming nut hope i don't wake my cat up

594 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10106 04:59

>>592
watching straight porn with another guy is how you do it

595 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10106 06:56

....Huh? I'm sorry, I was thinking about how much effect increasing taxes has on currency deflation, plip.

596 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10106 07:25

>>520
The SPL and MLS should have a trophy/tournament. They can call it the (Inferiority) Complex Cup

597 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10106 11:20

Charlene Does Abilene

598 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10106 13:19

I used to know a French guy I was institutionalized with. I wonder if he's still alive

599 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10106 16:08

May 2 is Mayor Day where you wear a Mayor shirt, hug a Mayor doll, listen to the Mayor soundtrack, and play the Mayor game.

600 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10106 17:10

Kid Klown In Night Mayor World for the NES

601 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10106 18:40

I love this guy, I wish there were English subs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zv-DrfsIFMA

602 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10106 20:59

man, i should really stop having crushes on girls from the internet
is there any way to stop this without straight up hating women

603 Name: vc: deet : 1993-09-10106 21:06

Just dont ogle profiles. You dont have to hate women to do this what the fuck

604 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10106 21:09

Peacock is just not very good.

605 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10106 22:16

all i ever really wanted out of life is either an exhausting but high-paying job and an adorable loving daughter to spoil with the money, or to be a chaste gallant knight in charge of the safety of a princess and to die protecting her

606 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10106 22:23

>>603
i certainly hope not! maybe it's time to get a proper hobby, to distract me from it

607 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10106 22:25

life is a slow moribund

608 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10107 02:32

RIP Mogudan, I just found out about how they outlawed his waifu

609 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10107 02:47

wich pokieman fuk

610 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10107 03:41

Peter Falk rules

611 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10107 05:26

check the post number

612 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10107 08:24

>>609 Missingno. bouncing on a boner

613 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10107 11:02

Thinking of playing FFXI again

614 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10107 11:11

Andrew Yang's tweets are sad

615 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10107 11:12

especially about vince

616 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10107 13:12

spring rains are finally here

617 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10107 13:28

Trying to do research on the petite mort sensation was fruitless. Most of the results describe it as passing out after orgasm or really tryhard emo 2000s myspace shit. Maybe looking on a French search engine will help.
Or maybe it's not real (or not what I am experiencing) and watching/reading fucked up porn is starting to catch up with me mentally.

618 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10107 13:52

This is gonna suck ass.

619 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10107 13:53

>>617 I thought it was just an expression which meant "orgasm" rather than a specific orgasm-related thing, but reading about it now I've made a girl do that sometimes. Spazzing out when she comes then quietly jabbering incoherently, then coming to her senses and squeezing me tight telling me how amazing I am. Could have been the drugs though!

620 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10107 14:27

It always freak me out when older couples looking for group sex/swining/whatever post like full face regular photos. Shit you'd find from a family member's facebook.

621 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10107 14:50

>>613
I always wanted to try getting farther in that than I did. It was not a forgiving game to soloists who didn't really know what the hell to do.
The real big thing stopping me is I ain't got money

622 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10107 15:36

>>621
There are private servers

623 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10107 15:41

It worries me that I could work with someone who argues in porn comments

624 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10107 15:42

Marching On Together is the best british football song

625 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10107 15:43

>>623
It worries me that your coworkers could work with a known member (not affiliate) of the Elitist Superstructure of DQN!

626 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10107 15:50

what matters in a girl isn't the size of her breasts but the size of her heart

627 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10107 15:53

s/heart/ass

628 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10107 17:13

Few girls have a naturally big ass and because of the trendiness of it a lot of girls have gross fake asses now

629 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10107 19:18

How do you even fake an ass aside from obvious padding that would easily get made fun of

630 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10107 19:40

I think fat grafting and filler injections are the standard

631 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10107 20:03

?_? who is doing that ?_?

632 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10107 20:36

Just found out all my rare noisecore 7" records have tripled in price. Sentimentality is keeping me from selling. But I got some rare shit, AxCx, 7mon, Gero, stuff like that.

633 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10107 21:17

oh, i could just have used autohotkey for that

634 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10107 22:13

it's so much easier to meet men than women as a crypto-NEET schizoid who spends 10 hours a day online, why is this

635 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10107 22:25

I don't want to get a job :(
>>634
Most women don't have a need for anonymous interactions. The ones that do probably go to crystal cafe, where boys aren't allowed to post

636 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10107 22:34

i've fugged 2 boys that i met online not even through "dating sites" but i have never had a gf

637 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10107 22:43

I bought a switch because the new VGC meta looks fun

638 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10107 23:04

Crystal Cafe, the neighbourhood in London?

639 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10107 23:19

unfortunately, my empathy skills only extend to imagining other people pooping

640 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10107 23:26

https://4-ch.net/personal/kareha.pl/1534359182/ this might be a better place to take it

641 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10107 23:57

I really wish this thread didn't absorb most discussion on 4-ch. Plenty of discussions in here could make for their own threads.
Alas, I too am guilty of contributing to the problem.

642 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10108 00:03

>>641
on the other hand, if those discussions were housed in separate threads, they would probably fizzle out and die rather quickly. at least this way, there's always one place on the site that has at least some level of activity

643 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10108 00:09

It feels like long-term studies with dolphins always end up sexual

644 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10108 02:03

>>642
that's what the RSS feeds are for - tracking activity from all the boards.

645 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10108 04:19

So many things I can be doing right now like watching Columbo

646 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10108 08:56

>>631 Quite a lot of people, I've read a few stories of women going to unlicensed surgeons for ass implants, and dying because they used some kind of concrete, or something. I better double-check that actually

647 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10108 08:57

>>632 that's awesome!

648 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10108 08:59

>>646
https://www.allure.com/story/cement-butt-injections-fake-doctor-jail

>Unfortunately, this one isn't fake news. Yesterday the Washington Post reported on a fake doctor who got ten years in prison for killing a woman with toxic butt injections. They're referring to the Florida case of Oneal Ron Morris, who pled no contest to manslaughter and practicing without a license. Over the course of a three-year period from 2007 to 2011, Morris injected patient Shatarka Nuby ten times with a mixture of cement, mineral oil, bathroom caulking, and Fix-a-Flat tire sealant. In 2011, the Post reports, Nuby wrote to the Florida Department of Health, stating that her buttocks had hardened and turned black. In March 2012, Nuby died; a medical examiner found the official cause of death to be respiratory failure from “massive systemic silicone migration” from injections in Nuby’s buttocks and hips.

649 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10108 09:00

test
>test

>test
> test

650 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10108 09:01

I've lost a small bit of paper that said "what the hell" >:(

651 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10108 12:54

I heard a yukkuri TTS in a song WHAT THE FUCK

652 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10108 13:02

>>648
I remember an English lady died from fat grafting too. The sad part is that her husband said she was fine

653 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10108 13:03

>>652
Where? Isn't that just a repurposed UTAU voicebank?

654 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10108 13:24

655 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10108 14:34

>>617
try looking into it with the less romantic name of refractory period

656 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10108 15:15

loli artists on twitter be like jews in pre-ww2 third reich

657 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10108 16:19

>>656
and i'm antisemitic!

658 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10108 16:42

>>646,648
Yeah but I'm poor, I don't interact with girls rich enough to get ass implants

659 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10108 20:17

>>655
If anything the scientific explanation of refractory period is the opposite because of the release of oxytocin

660 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10108 21:55

Gonna come out as full fat TERF

661 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10108 21:58

>>636
speaking of, are there any cute boys east of the atlantic that would be up for some fun once things start opening up again?

662 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10108 22:09

Lol psg

663 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10108 23:18

having a cat vs having a dog is like having a roommate vs having a toddler

664 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10108 23:51

Cats are little shits that piss on CD players but dogs have got your back

665 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10109 00:21

dogs arent needy unless they are puppies

666 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10109 00:31

having a cat is like having a neet roommate
having a dog is like having a drunkard roommate

667 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10109 00:35

Having a snake is like... hmmm. I dont know of many things that low maintence

668 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10109 00:50

I refuse to eat most marine fish after learning about ciguatera.

669 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10109 01:14

>>668
I mean for most people it's just 4 days of nonstop nausea and diarrhea, same risk you take by eating taco bell

670 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10109 03:24

Damn Columbo you're so good at solving crimes

671 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10109 03:40

fellas i've gotta stop smoking weed

672 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10109 06:20

it's nice to venture out into the real world and find reassurance that i'm not as much of a weirdo freak as i fear
but then i go back online again, and immediately get bombarded with blackpills

673 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10109 09:33

>>668 are there non-marine fish?

674 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10109 10:55

>>673
Marine means from the sea, right? So, freshwater fish, I guess.

675 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10109 10:59

I only eat brackish fish

676 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10109 12:51

if your internet experience consist on immediately getting bombarded with blackpills, i recommend browsing kinder more gentle websites

677 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10109 13:28

I wish there was a way to stop TCM. The way they frivolously destroy endangered megafauna for a very small part of them is both kind of amusing and very sad

678 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10109 13:40

but on the other hand I am curious if the anthropocene will acually last long enough to create new species or if we'll be looked upon like dinosaurs if another sentient species comes along

679 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10109 15:46

i think i found your twitter

680 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10109 15:52

Oh, scary.

681 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10109 16:05

Having made the epic decision that there's no point in being jaded about missing out on young love if i'm still young enough to get in on it, unfortunately all the feelings that i've been bottling up over the years are coming rushing back.
...help?

682 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10109 17:26

Just did DIY washing machine repair. I feel like a grown ass man

683 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10109 18:57

i like it when it rains, it obscures the mountains and makes this place look a lot more open than it really is

684 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10109 19:15

when it rains it purrs

685 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10109 19:44

I dont get Jay White

686 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10109 20:47

I got china white, mother of pearl, ivory flake, what you need?

687 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10109 21:34

my bird chewed through my record player's power chord.

688 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10109 22:03

buenos días mandy

689 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10109 22:08

>>681
are they all coming back in like a dark night of the soul filled with regret, or did you fall in love with someone and suddenly you can't handle it because you lack experience?

690 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10109 23:18

>>635 first i heard of crystal cafe and unfortunately it's 50% hating on men and arguing over transgenders
so better than i should have expected actually
and they have a sewing thread?
6/10 might go back

>>658 you'd be surprised

691 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10110 00:18

>>690
A lot of it is men pretending to be women. I think lolcow farm is mostly girls though

692 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10110 00:26

I remember Crystal Cafe and Krautchan used to raid each other in the latter's twilight days. I dont know if it was /r/incel transplants that were popping up back then or legitimate KCers. They could have had serious discussions.
Funny how the weirdoes from opposing, often extremist positions tend to interact the most.

693 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10110 03:12

Bought a record because of its cover and it's a decent spacey hip hoppy downtempo double LP. I looked it up and it's the soundtrack to some clicker game. Way more effort went into this soundtrack than the game itself.

694 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10110 03:24

me llamo bill gates, me gusta bebir la mierda

695 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10110 03:48

imagine letting your 10 billion dollar experimental bomber jet get shot down by some 41 year old serb villager with a slav haircut who's half blind from methanol poisoning after drinking moonshine made out of shoe polish and potato peels

696 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10110 03:51

smogonites always type with an annoying cadence. I dont know what it is

697 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10110 04:07

アッラーの他に神はなし、モハンマドが神の使者であることをわたくしは証言する。

698 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10110 11:01

went snorkeling but it was too muddy and murky. have to go out farther next time... or maybe go herping instead

699 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10110 12:34

I really, really hate sobble

700 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10110 13:09

>>689
mostly repressed feelings of ``want gf'' returning stronger than ever (also i think i was having a fever, so my brain was running a bit haywire)

701 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10110 14:30

>>637
Sword is better than the Alola games so far. Its not as closed off and handhold-y. I dig the wild area the most so far but that means Game Freak will remove it and put a slightly worse but similar feature next generation.
The biggest thing story mode in pokemon needs is an actual douchebag rival like Blue or Silver that you feel good about destroying instead of a friend you just feel guilty about dream-crushing like Hao. I still am surprised they didnt have him turn evil in USUM.

702 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10110 15:29

>>700
i hate my girlfriend she can't do anything right

703 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10110 16:15

*touches you with the hl2 barnacle tongue so you instantly ragdoll*

704 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10110 16:35

>>694

> she took the poop water

705 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10110 16:36

I'll let it slide this time kid

706 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10110 17:56

i want usubeni sakurako to lock me in chastity and sit on my face

707 Name: (($)トェェェイ($)) : 1993-09-10110 18:44

>>691,2
i tihnk it has potential, most of the posts on /img/, /media/, and /hb/ read as women to me, or men who are at least not trolling, too bad i am not too interested in those topics. i hope the admin'll just ban GC/trans beef like she apparently has several other topics.

i'm gonna go back to living under my rock now. life is good

708 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10110 19:53

OP didn't add a hidden message.

709 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10110 20:53

the other day i saw actual scientists with weight to their opinions on twitter seriously deliberate the possibility that covid-19 comes from a lab and i concluded that an armed conflict with china is basically inevitable at this point.

710 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10110 20:57

i have concluded that >>>709 committing suicide is basically inevitable at this point.

711 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) ✓ : 1993-09-10110 21:01

hi a vaguely public figure worship me

712 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) ✓ : 1993-09-10110 21:01

passive agressively retweets you

713 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10110 21:02

>>711
checked.

714 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) ✓ : 1993-09-10110 21:03

#BeadyEyesIsOverParty #AAMatters

715 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10110 21:23

This is weird but I have never had the urge to travel like most people

716 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10110 21:24

>>710
non-ironically i'm killing myself at 60, why would i want to be old

717 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10110 21:41

>>716
9 more years and you hit the reddit number

718 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10110 22:43

>>716
If you actually take care of yourself 60 isnt that old

719 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10110 22:55

tomorrow will be the day of trips

720 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10110 22:55

can we get to 777 on 10111?

721 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10110 22:58

>>716
What's the point of killing yourself at 60, you already made it that far.

722 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 02:00

>>719,720
>22:55
dubs

also check the post number

723 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10111 05:01

How's Columbo going to solve this one...

724 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 09:24

It's time to give up, you know?

725 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 10:51

ass
ass
ass
do you like
my ass?

726 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 10:57

>>725
post it

727 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 11:12

My digits may not count but at least my date has trips.

728 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 11:39

the anus beckons

729 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 11:49

Isn't "just be yourself" kind of like "you should be able to solve this"? Technically correct but utterly unactionable advice that is ignored at best or induces self-doubt at worst.

730 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 11:52

bare feet

731 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 11:55

>>729
Just be yourself is a roundabout way of saying relax and feel comfortable

732 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 12:50

>>729
...no?

733 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 15:25

>>729
It's a mixed bag.
In some respects, people who say this often get along fine just being themselves in a way that doesn't work for the advisee.
In other respects, it isn't good to act like someone you aren't usually just to impress, say, a date. Because best case it's detectably false and you'll be asked to fuck of, worst case it's false advertising and that's not a good foundation for your personal relationships.

734 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 15:28

>>733
s/of,/off;/g
(my keyboard has issues)

735 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 16:11

bea's feet

736 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 16:58

bee's feat

737 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 17:00

be yourself, unless you're a fundamentally awful human being, in which case you should be me, a superior human being.

738 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10111 17:44

Melancholie Durangle

739 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 17:46

>>738
man, zun's really letting himself go with these new 2hu names

740 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 18:15

do you ever wonder how many of the people you anonymously interact with online are actually w*men?

741 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 18:29

not really

742 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 19:34

woah hey it's 10111

743 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 19:35

Playing the sims instead of doing my real life responsibilities

744 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 19:36

so are we going for 777? might actually be reachable

745 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 20:04

>>740
They are men until proven guilty.

746 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 20:07

>>740
actually I wonder how many things I read are bots and AI

747 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 20:13

>>740
same but with feds

748 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 20:33

>>746,747
these two things and also walking into a store and wondering 'if corona particles glowed in the dark and you turned the light off, what would this place look like?'

749 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 20:48

Cracky gets gangbanged everytime someone posts in a discord about her

750 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 21:57

¾ of the way there

751 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 22:15

I'm personally waiting for 11111 see you guys there

752 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 22:31

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753 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 22:34

succus is cute, I want to believe she's a girl

754 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 22:36

t's 1986 I'm in the first grade
I'm workin really hard to get Mario laid
I gotta save the Princess so he can get the pussy
Believe me, Mario would get that ass so f**k Luigi
Mario really wants to get her in bed
So bad that he's bustin up bricks with his head
He just wants sex, so forget the wedding bells
Jumpin on little mushroom men and turtle shells
Droppin down green pipes and secret passage ways
Makin his move to the end where the final castle lays
Eat a magic mushroom grow a little higher
Eat a white flower and spit balls of fire
All these creatures that attack him
Cut Mario slack
Oh sh*t hold on I'll be right back
I'm gonna beat the game if it takes me all summer
It's gotta be hard to get laid if you're a plumber
That's why I'm gonna work extra hard for my man
And get him to the end so he can stop using his hand
Mario doesn't wanna get hit he'll shrink
Princess won't f**k a little kid, I think
So stay grown and attend to your own
And eventually the Princess will attend to your bone
(Speak hook 2X)
Save the Princess quick
Because she wants a dick
And if you let her free
You get the pussy
Bowser's trying to get head right now from the Princess
But if it's up to me that sh*t'll stop this instance
Cloud people throwin little spike animals
Green plants with teeth that attack like cannibals
I heard nobody yet runnin the Princess's oven
And Mario always says "Virgins, I love em'" (*from the movie "Kids"*)
I hate the Koopa Troopas so I'm gonna run up
And jump on the back of their shells till I get one-up
I'm gonna keep playin and I'm never gonna quit
Cause some kid in school told me you could see the Princess tits
I wanna beat it before any of my friends do
So I can say I put pussy upon Mario's menu
At the end of each level I jump and get the flag
And say to myself another castle in the bag
I hope Bowser's ready cause he's in for a ride
And Mario's serious when it comes to homicide
The Princess is a freak even though she has class
Mario will take a plunger and put it in her ass
I hate the cannons that shoot at you constantly
And I hate platforms that fall out from below me
It's all worth while just to see Mario smile
Standin next to the Princess buck-naked profile
That's why it's my crusade to get Mario laid
Super Mario Brothers best game ever made
(Speak hook 2X)

755 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 22:50

>>753
i wish she would succus all dry
vc: deuce

756 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 22:56

Quick!

757 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 22:58

Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows is really [BEYOND DQN]

758 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 22:58

In a book by philip jose farmer, Venus on the Half Shell, there's this idea that life everywhere in the universe always takes the same form: so every planet that has life has monkeys, giraffes, humans, snakes, butterflies, etc. but each planet has had a different evolutionary battle for sentience, and each planet the dominant species is different. On Earth it just happened that the apes won and humans became sentient, but on other planets, the seals won, or the tigers won, or the giraffes won, or whatever. Sometimes even the rocks and water won. It was a silly novel, pure schlock but it was fun to read. Some post above earlier made me think about it but I can't remember how it related and I'm not going to go look for it. Just gonna type my captcha in (jawwten) and hit reply

759 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 23:02

DQN vs VIP Survivor Series with Table Cat's belt on the line

760 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 23:11

Hey, everyone: I have a word of the day for you all: “Freshappl” (fre, shap, pul).

It means a sudden change in the present universe, dimension, and/or timeline. example: “I went to the store and bought a bag of apples, and on the way home, it became a bag of oranges. I went through a freshappl as I distinctively and actively remember buying apples and not oranges.”

761 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 23:15

Trolled ^

762 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 23:15

Trolled V

763 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 23:17

>>759
you mean, on the table

764 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 23:17

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766 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 23:28

>>752,764,765
I think you're fucking up somehow!

767 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 23:37

My cat yawn-meowed at me. Time for discipline

768 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10112 00:21

We couldnt do it...

769 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10112 00:27

>>768
unfortunately, i was distracted by unsettling developments and couldn't post

770 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10112 00:39

at least there's still 10123

771 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10112 02:15

There are still people who spend all day /me-ing with each-other in IRC, and being passive aggressive to the rest of the room who aren't the clique-y "regulars".
It feels like only the bad parts of the internet stick around.

772 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10112 02:18

/me does something quirky

773 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10112 02:23

im literally going insane i need a cute girl with short hair who doesnt wear makeup to sit with me on the couch and absentmindedly put her feet in my lap while i read a book and she plays on her phone and i need it RIGHT NOW

774 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10112 02:32

>>773
thats so specific

775 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10112 03:15

Seele, lerne dich erkennen!
lauter Stueckwerk ist zu nennen,
was der Menschen Witz vermag.
Zur Vollkommenheit zu dringen
sind der ids’schen Klugheit Schwingen,
viel zu schwach.

> ids’schen
I can't figure out what this word means

776 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10112 03:20

I want a hairy babe. No razors in the house.

777 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10112 03:21

check the post number btw

778 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10112 03:23

>>777
wasted

779 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10112 03:55

>>778
no, i'm happy with it.

780 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10112 04:13

This episode is boring.

781 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10112 17:46

I cant tell if tattoos look cool or not

782 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10112 18:16

Go for a foreskin tattoo or go home.

783 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10112 18:32

Go big or go homo

784 Name: vc: dosh : 1993-09-10112 21:14

See this chain? Im rich, bitch!

785 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10112 23:33

>>784 It was £6 from H&M :3

786 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10112 23:34

> tritium, a radioactive isotope of hydrogen with half-life of 12.32 years that emits very low-energy beta radiation

maybe tritium is just trying to live its short lifetime and you should be less cruel, Wikipedia

787 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10113 10:40

>>731,732,733,737
Thank you for your much appreciated thoughtful answers.

788 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10113 20:57

Za domu, my name is Bogdan.

I’m a 27 year old American Balkanboo (Serbia fan for you balija). I draw icons of saints on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Serbian games. (Hellion, Underrail, Pyroblazer)

I train with my SAM every day, this superior weapon can shoot clean through F-117 stealth bombers because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my missile launcher license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Serbian fluently, both Croatian and the Bosnian dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Serbian history and their kebab removal code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Serbian visa, I am moving to Belgrad to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a war criminal or a bricklayer!

I own several jeleks, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Serbia, so I can fit in easier. I offer rakija to my elders and seniors and speak Serbian as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

789 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10113 22:45

It's VIP Quality. You can still help it, and by God, you should.

790 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10113 23:27

The pleasure of possessing
Surpasses all expressing,
But ‘tis too short a blessing,
And love too long a pain.

791 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10114 03:15

>>787
To play devil's advocate a bit, "fake it 'til you make it" can actually work pretty well in some cases. Spend enough time pretending to be self-confident and you will be.

792 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10114 03:59

Just played pokemon until my eyes hurt

793 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10114 04:19

call my dick 'the tiger' cuz fascist femboys are obsessed with riding it

794 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10114 04:28

>>793
This has been said less than 5 times in human history

795 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10114 04:32

>>701
So far the thing that has stuck out the most to me is that someone at Game Freak has a foot fetish, some stuff lacks polish but they made sure to add the sfx of Bea's bare footsteps.

796 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10114 07:55

The U.S.S. Harvey Keister

797 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10114 17:15

Chokhmah dick lol

798 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10114 20:26

is there any way to block everything from social media except japanese artist profiles?

799 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10114 20:50

>>798
Filtering buzzwords was a thing when I used Twatter

800 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10114 20:55

porn spam on img

801 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10114 21:28

kinda wanna go back to the world where all i had was my mp3 player and shitty cell phone. it's almost unimaginable for me to go anywhere and not have immediate internet access at this point

802 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10114 22:04

I liked it more when social media was a cute distraction like the dumb shit people had on their Bebo profiles

803 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10114 22:14

>>796
The USSBBW

804 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10114 22:30

bruh hits blunt remember when the internet was an escape from the real world and now bruh get this hits blunt now the real world is an escape from the internet :o

805 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10114 22:46

>>804
That wasnt what I was going for at all. I was reminscing about early social media which definitely wasnt an escape from the real world.

806 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10114 22:53

>>805
I'm smoking weed and sharing my own independent thoughts on the matter but am also mocking myself by presenting them as cliche because I know they're not really original

807 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10114 23:11

i wonder if they would actually allow me to name my (hypothetical) boat "USS Liberty Incident"

808 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10114 23:17

>>801
There's nothing stopping you from doing that, you know. I still use an old mobile and iPod classic.

809 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10115 04:26

drinking vodka & preworkout, by the end of the night i will either be in jail or valhalla

810 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10115 04:34

Dubs ahead

811 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10115 04:41

never trust a horse.

812 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10115 04:43

Sissy hypno vs cbt

813 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10115 04:43

Hurry Columbo!

814 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10115 06:41

I can't see you but I know you're there

815 Name: Succus!kQKISuccus!!Q6gdySll : 1993-09-10115 07:37

my captcha is spute. spute!

SPUTE!


sputesputesputesputesputesputesputesputesputesputesputesputespute

816 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10115 08:28

>>808 Same here, I'm lost without my iPod and 9480 outside songs

817 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10115 08:38

I have 92,520 songs in iTunes, and about two thirds of them weren't on streaming platforms when I looked. How about you?

818 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10115 11:38

>>808
oh, I still use my mp3 player pretty often; it's the internet addiction part that bothers me

819 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10115 12:14

this is a post

post psot

820 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10115 14:42

mugi why

821 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10115 15:42

>>820 you know why ;)

822 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10115 15:58

>>798
Yeah, you can use an RSS reader and subscribe to the feeds of whoever you want to follow, most large social networks either feature RSS feeds, or have an alternative website that mirrors its content and distributes it through RSS, like nitter.

823 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10115 16:18

>>817
I have like a tenth of the songs, but I've been slowly seeing spotify amassing a bigger and bigger catalog as their leverage against labels grows larger. This year they added This Heat, Gastr del Sol and midori. They even added a single monotrona album for no reason in particular, even though it sits at like 15 listeners. Except for stuff like mixtapes or amateur arrengements, which can't possibly be added, my entire library will eventually be in spotify.

824 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10115 16:22

Succus sit on my face

825 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10115 16:56

I'm always too lazy and I never grow as a person because of that.

826 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10115 18:04

Hello Everyone. Nice To Meet You. I'm Listening To Midori.

827 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10115 20:40

Youtube really loves video essays trying to convince you that the 3D pokemon games are satan

828 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10115 23:02

Fruitfully gay

829 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10115 23:49

Griff Garrison's goblin fiancee

830 Name: Succus!kQKISuccus!!Q6gdySll : 1993-09-10116 04:34

why sit? i dont understand

831 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10116 06:28

I'm addicted to ass

832 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10116 07:28

masturbation is a fully legitimate hobby!

833 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10116 07:35

I think once you get to a certain age tedious, grindy games stop being appealing

834 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10116 09:08

The neet life gives you all the hours in the world to play grind rpgs but the unfulfillment of your life is more distracting than the shit that got in the way as a kid

835 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10116 09:51

entire higurashi series word count: ~3m

the bible, old & new testament: ~1m
the quran: ~150k
war and peace: ~590k
david copperfield: ~380k

836 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10116 09:53

source: duckduckgo

837 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10116 10:00

the new touhou gacha is sort of fun but i hope it doesnt lead to the "touhou community" being overrun with 14 year olds

838 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10116 10:11

>>837

>implying

839 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10116 10:14

I learned a new word a couple of weeks ago but I've forgotten it. What's the word for when someone causes more harm when trying to help?

840 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10116 10:23

I tried googling it, I think a smarty-pants here knows exactly what I mean though

841 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10116 10:28

>>839,840 Hey sexy, the word you're looking for is iatrogenesis or iatrogenic. No need to thank me, you can just jerk me off later

842 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10116 11:00

>>841
Uh that sounds like medical jargon. I'll blow you tho

843 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10116 11:09

Whenever I brush my teeth there is a distinct smell of semen in my bathroom.

844 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10116 11:12

>>843
try using toothpaste!

845 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10116 11:29

>>838 touhou is a boomer franchise, all the teenagers are playing fgo or genshin impact or watching bnha and complaining about problematic age gaps

846 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10116 12:11

I just gave >>841 a handjob to say thanks. I was thinking about it in relation to PETA, Stonewall UK and StopAntiSemitism.org,

847 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10116 13:11

i wish i was small and cute so i could dress like a touhou, instead i'm cursed to be tall and hansome with massive rippling muscles

848 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10116 13:16

great song! death to israel, greetings from rwanda!

849 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10116 13:16

i wish i was tall and handsome with massive rippling muscles...
hm, maybe i should try touhou cosplay

850 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10116 13:21

tfw no dqn gf (cute boy in a reimu costume)

851 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10116 13:24

i did lick a cute boy's armpits while jerking him off one time but he wasnt dressed like reimu, sadly

852 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10116 13:56

I think I'm pretty happy with my penis size after all!

853 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10116 16:13

I have 10 centimeters.

854 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10116 18:25

>>837
Touhou has been injected to the sort of mainstream for a while and its still quieter than it was in the early 2010s. I dont think a gacha game is gonna change it.
But a gacha game goes against the spirit of touhou

855 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10116 18:51

>>853
oof. God was not kind to you.

856 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10116 19:00

Oot eee ootataah ching chang whalawhalabingbang

857 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10116 19:28

>>855
Gb2gaia

858 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10116 19:54

Visiting the Clonepa thread on my phone makes Google Chrome automatically detect it as Afrikaans and suggest translating to English ( ・ω・)

859 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10116 19:55

i am so tall and handsome with massive rippling muscles...
hm, maybe i should try touhou cosplay

860 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10116 21:26

>>859
hm, maybe i should try giving you my number~

861 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10116 21:57

ルイズ!ルイズ!ルイズ!ルイズぅぅうううわぁああああああああああああああああああああああん😭😭😭

862 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10116 23:02

>>839
Counterproductive?

863 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10116 23:50

Hm? Just bustin' out a couple nollies.

864 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10117 01:24

JUST

865 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10117 01:40

why do people get so excited by shitmons being used competitively

866 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10117 01:44

thinking about the following 3 things in rapid succession:

1) genghis khan considered himself an instrument of divine wrath, sent to purge the earth of "great sins" committed by the rulers of the various nations

2) japan was spared from the mongol invasion when a "divine wind" (kamikaze/shinpuu) destroyed the mongol fleet

3) at suwa-taisha jinja near mt. moriya, there's an annual festival called misakuchi where a priest prepares a knife and acts as if he is about to sacrifice a young male volunteer, before another priest enters at the last second and stops him. human/animal sacrifice is otherwise basically unheard of within shinto.

867 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10117 01:48

>>839
No single such word comes to mind, even though unintended consequences are a huge part of the human experience.

868 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10117 01:55

>>866
4) the binding of isaac (genesis 22) is said to occur at the mount of the lord "in the land of moriah"

869 Name: vc: exshit : 1993-09-10117 03:45

Gigantamaxing sucks ass. Having to hypertrain a wild pokemon instead of just breeding the IVs onto something and then throwing a mega stone on it is too much grinding when the meta fluctuates in VGC.

870 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10117 03:51

Movies today don't have the balls to conduct the entire dialogue in rhyming couplets.

871 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10117 08:55

>>862,867 It was already answered and rewarded, >>841 had the right answer and he got his handjob. Thank you for your time though!

872 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10117 09:02

>>863 Can you nollie me tangerines?

873 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10117 09:16

>>871
Was that obscure medical malpractice jargon really the word you were looking for? Surely there's a more general word for the same concept.

874 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10117 10:38

>>873 It was indeed, it was that word in particular I was looking for rather than some general word for the concept

875 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10117 11:19

Crouching bozack, hidden ligma

876 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10117 13:27

Columbros

877 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10117 13:38

>>873
It seems no one here knows so I'll take what I can get.
>>874
Stop impersonating me!!!!!!!

878 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10117 13:39

Anyhoo

879 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10117 13:44

I want a Dokyun girlfriend

880 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10117 13:45

>>879
don't we all?

881 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10117 14:01

>>877 You're playing silly buggers XD >>841 is the smarty-pants I was referring to in >>840 because I know we both watched the same video discussing iatrogenics, how it's a medical term but the concept can be applied elsewhere in life. This is the video we watched if you're interested https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBUh365Kkqg

882 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10117 19:45

Finland's Eurovision entry this year made me realize I never quite grew out of nu-metal.

883 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10117 20:44

>>881
The word's roots mean "caused by physician"; I think it's rather obscurantist in Taleb's use of it more generally.
We already have sayings like "hinder rather than help" (actually, in Japanese this can be expressed concisely as かえって邪魔 kaette jama. And the Anglosphere uses lots of not-quite-it phrases in these situations like de trop, "superfluous", "adverse").
Taleb is a nut. An amusing nut. But a nut nonetheless.

884 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10117 21:04

Would you fuck Rosalina? I'd fuck Rosalina.

885 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10117 21:42

>>884
I'd get lovingly tucked into bed by Rosalina, after she reads me a bedtime story and kisses me on the forehead. I would not fuck Rosalina.

886 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10117 22:03

>>883 Hmm yeah, I don't disagree. I personally try to avoid not-quite-it phrases whenever possible. I wasn't trying to remember the word to use it or anything, it just came to mind again there because within the space of a fortnight, I'd seen a vegan criticising PETA, a trans friend criticising a trans charity and that tweet recently of StopAntisemitism.org offering a "prize" to whoever grassed up the Onion writer who tweeted the story about Israeli soldiers killing kids.

887 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10117 23:22

>>885
I want to be a star-shaped plushie creature so badly.

888 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10117 23:30

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Can't believe there are no AA soyjaks for my soy captcha...

889 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10117 23:32

>>888
Braillejak

890 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10117 23:37

>>888 wasted GET. kindly end yourself

891 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10118 02:18

The VA-11 Hall-A soundtrack is good on vinyl but inferior to hearing it from the Vita speakers

892 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10118 05:38

I would wait for Rosalina to tuck >>885 into bed, read him a bedtime story, and kiss him on the forehead, and then I'd fuck her.

893 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10118 05:44

StopAntiVIPism.com

894 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10118 10:56

charlene don't like it
lock the taskbar

895 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10118 12:55

It sure would be nice if I peacefully died in my sleep tonight.

896 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10118 13:25

helping my sister paint her interior white

897 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10118 14:42

my hair is at that annoying stage where it's long enough to hang in my face but not long enough to tie up, gotta resist the urge to pull a britney for like 5 more months

898 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10118 14:42

>>896
I don't get it, you mean "painting" her insides white with your cum?

899 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10118 16:40

>>898
no, just giving her tips on how to paint her room
;)

900 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10118 17:14

Somebody deadnamed you?
You think you're a man now, so grow some fuckin' balls.

901 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10118 17:47

>>897
Headband

902 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10118 17:56

>>897
glue

903 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10118 17:57

>>897
...or go the organic route and use a cute boy's semen

904 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10118 19:01

I've been using youtube less and less, and in turn it's been giving me worse and worse recommendations. And the cycle goes on...

905 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10118 20:28

fuck it, might as well make it an official goal to aspire to
and consciously work towards, so that the actual way to get there doesn't seem like the wrong way

906 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10119 06:36

Reading drama online is the most exhausting shit ever and I dont know why

907 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10119 07:11

INTERNET USER ( ´_ゝ`) EXPOSED AS A JEWISH NECROPHILIC CANNIBAL IN LEAKED CHAT LOG
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908 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10119 07:34

just realized sankaku complex is still alive

909 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10119 08:56

abibu

910 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10119 10:21

no, you dumbass!
lurking is not participating! even if you imagine talking to people!

911 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10119 10:46

this for all them gay niggas out there
dedicated to niggas who suck and fuck they homies on a daily basis

912 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10119 10:48

you're so cute nigga please give me sex

913 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10119 10:57

>>911,912
what if i'm not black?

914 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10119 14:21

>>908
But now they want you to pay to see half the images?!

915 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10119 15:21

can superman turn a googol:1 gearbox from the other side at a rate of at least 1 RPM, why or why not sound out in the comments below.

916 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10119 17:06

Was going to sell my Saturn but I broke the disk drive lazer while cleaning it. Don't know why I even bothered to do maintenance on it. I'm out $80 now.

917 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10119 19:57

I like downloading and organizing media but I never actually watch it
what is wrong with me

918 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10119 20:08

I like downloading and watching, but not organizing
waiting for the mysterious 3rd guy who somehow watches and organizes media without downloading it

919 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10119 22:18

Aaron Iagokorov, creator of the Oraiev medicine

920 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10120 00:02

bepis

921 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10120 01:10

Before we get into this current thought, I would like to thank Raycon. Raycon is disrupting

922 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10120 05:09

Im spending my finite time on earth manually EV training my pokemon

923 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10120 05:52

Crayons aren't a bad medium but good luck getting anyone to take you seriously

924 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10120 08:31

>>918 Well, I have hundreds of books, CDs, DVDs and records I never downloaded. I also have 2 bluray discs!

925 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10120 08:38

I’m also having issues with my Sega Saturn. A while ago I was playing Alien Trilogy on it, and I had invincibility+infinite ammo for all weapons cheats on. I walked right up to a wall of explosive barrels, and spammed grenades at it. The Saturn died and wouln’t power back up. I tried it again a couple of weeks ago and managed to have a game of FIFA ‘98 with my pal, but then when we tried to play Manx TT Superbikes, it died and the power light was stuck flickering. Maybe I fried something in it

926 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10120 08:51

every foot fetish artist sucks at drawing faces because to them that's not the important part

927 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10120 10:03

why is there no anus emoji?

928 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10120 10:05

>>917
I just like watching the numbers go up in my bittorrent client. 18 TB ↑ and counting!

929 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10120 14:54

>>927
Hax it yourself

930 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10120 14:58

*

931 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10120 16:36

i want to die

932 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10120 17:13

>>931
what, and become just another statistic?

933 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10120 17:18

pretty sure i'm already one

934 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10120 20:31

why?

935 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10120 21:23

>>934 Top 7 DQN Posters

936 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10120 21:50

woke up at 4:30

937 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10121 02:29

80% of the people reading my posts aren't subscribers. if you like my posts make sure you smash that subscribe button so i can continue making posts you enjoy

938 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10121 07:00

>>918
I stream all my media and organize with bookmarks, playlists, and notes. I only download when absolutely necessary, and delete any downloaded media as soon as I have finished consuming it.

939 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10121 07:04

I just finished watching all of Boardwalk Empire over the course of 2 weeks.

The only reason I watched it is that I'm a fan of Kelly MacDonald, but her character was mostly disappointing. It seems they couldn't decide what to do with her.

The show overall wasn't that bad, nor was it that good... that's my mega insightful review.

I did enjoy the final season, even though it was "bad"...it seemed like the creators knew their show was getting cut early, so they just said "fuck it, let's just kill everybody off" which was kinda funny.

940 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10121 10:20

Youtube psychology channels are horrible. There was this one criminal psychologist video I watched were the psychologist went off about how some criminal was a narcissist and a psychopath when the criminal in question was clearly your average imageboard-browsing autistic loser having a sperg-out after he got caught being a bad boy.
Far too often to people who should know better jump to the "they're a psychopath!" explanation for behaviors far more adequately described by trauma from mommy taking away their good boy points too often as a kid.

941 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10121 10:22

>>940
Aren't most prominent imageboard shitposters kinda narcisistic and psychopathic though?

942 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10121 10:29

I've always been under the impression that most imageboard shitposters are in real life quite meek. The sort of person who didn't get enough love as a kid and grew into a socially demented, depressed pervert who does their best to keep their failure to thrive under wraps through submissive behavior. The sort of meek, quiet nerd who goes online to act out their fantasies of being a cool narcisistic psychopathic to compensate.

943 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10121 10:31

>>940
Calling everyone a sociopath used to be the big thing. Im surprised to hear they've moved up to full time psychopath

944 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10121 10:38

>>943
It varies depending on how personally offended they are by the crime, I suppose.

945 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10121 11:02

>>942
ouch

946 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10121 11:20

>>945
It wasn't intended in an insulting manner.

947 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10121 12:35

but really, it would seem wasteful not to do anything with this

948 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10121 13:01

People say IQ tests don't work. They actually work great; anybody who willingly takes an IQ test is a dumbass.

949 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10121 14:03

>>942
You'll be pleased to know there's more than one flavor of social ineptitude.

950 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10121 15:27

very very tempted to give up entirely on the internet at large, and blocking at least the largest sites (if not a few more).
will you keep me company through this, DQN?

951 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10121 15:33

>>948
Everyone with less than 145 IQ says this to cope with their intellectual inferiority, oh how it amuses my superior mind so!

952 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10121 15:35

>>950
Text-only shit tends to work when nothing else does, so I doubt 4-ch would be all that affected by your blocks

953 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10121 15:42

Even though its a meme, OnlyFans and sites like it have made western porn a lot worse. A lot of tubes/amateur sharing sites are people advertising (probably fake) download links, most of it is softcore shit and at least the Clips4Sale crowd had enough functioning braincells to not record in fucking portrait mode.

954 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10121 15:45

>>950
(・_・) So what're you gonna spent your NEET hours on now?

955 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10121 15:50

>>954
Not them but grind RPGs provide the same mild entertainment with the same dopamine hits every once in a while

956 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10121 16:30

I'm gonna make an RPG that shares the similar inputs and user experience that social networks use, so you can continuously refresh shit and stuff. Like forumwarz or something I dunno.

957 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10121 17:35

>>953
When has online porn not been filled with fake links and disappointment? I don't really understand why everyone is so talkative about onlyfans nowadays when paying for shit porn is nothing new, see people paying large amounts every single day on chaturbate or some similar site to see a ~20 minute livestream of low-quality softcore.

958 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10121 18:21

959 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10121 22:14

I am such a piece of shit.

960 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10121 22:22

girls are wonderful!

961 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10122 00:50

>>957
Because of how pervasive link/discord advertising became on a lot of amateur sites

962 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10122 03:59

I love the Antichrist

963 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10122 05:43

DIE oomfie

964 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10122 05:46

>>955 playing disgaea has the exact same biological effect on your brain as browsing a medium-speed imageboard, few know this

965 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10122 06:15

People out here like "my cast iron pan is nonstick" but I ain't seein' 'em fry an egg on one without oil. Like yo if that's nonstick then what what's stick lol.

966 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10122 08:33

I never oil the pan just for eggs....

967 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10122 12:17

cute boy's penis and balls... erotic...

968 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10122 12:18

(actually cute boy belly and chest are great too)
(vc: fujotion)

969 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10122 14:16

;;;;;_____;;;;;

970 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10122 14:20

>>965
no you dont understand it's for the patina

972 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10122 19:25

>>971
...why is that link purple?

973 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10122 20:01

That was uncalled for.

974 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10122 20:55

I just thought of the word "canklebiter." I want it to be insulting, but all I can think of for a description is someone who constantly hassles Hillary Clinton.

Any one who did that would be mighty brave.

975 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10123 00:38

youtube content id makes me irrationally angry

976 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10123 06:03

dick cage bandit

977 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10123 06:29

nakadashi matsuri

978 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10123 08:41

An example of terrible artwork making me not want to hear the music https://wavemeow.bandcamp.com/track/arcade

979 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10123 09:19

>>978
thanks! i unclicked immediately!

980 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10123 09:33

mentally find and replacing "girlboss" with sukeban and current year woke discourse became instantly 1000% cooler

981 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10123 09:46

>>980
I always assumed "girlboss" meant "rationalizing being trapped in a MLM scheme"

982 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10123 09:51

til the difference in hiragana and katakana for "he" is the same as the difference between a Dom and a Rick Dom

983 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10123 10:51

>>981 it does but i prefer to think of it this way

984 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10123 10:53

also with wearing surgical masks in public being the hot new thing now it just enhances the sukeban aesthetic even more

985 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10123 11:17

problem: having a physical job consumes energy that i'd rather spend on lifting weights

986 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10123 11:19

two ways to defeat a satori:
become mu, empty your mind, mentally chant prayers, sutras, etc <- gay

mentally sexually harass her, imagine all sorts of horrible lewd things happening to her <- awesome

987 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10123 11:22

track 1: selling crack fucking rules, i love shooting up night clubs and committing random acts of violence
track 2: the police harass me unjustly simply because i'm a black teenager :(

988 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10123 11:45

>>985
counterproblem: having a deskjob consumes mental energy that i'd also rather spend on lifting weights

989 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10123 11:58

would having sex with youmu be half necrophilia

990 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10123 12:02

underwear chafing

991 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10123 12:38

>>987
I remember thinking about this when listening to NWA's Straight Outta Compton. The song before Fuck Da Police has the lyrics "The police are gonna hafta come and get me" and "With a crime record like Charles Manson."

992 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10123 12:39

Tomorrow will be great.

993 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10123 12:43

I wonder if drinking one's own semen is considered a religious sacrament somewhere. Seems likely to me, at least.

994 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10123 12:46

>>990
Take it off!

995 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10123 12:58

NWA always felt like the budget version of Public Enemy

996 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10123 13:08

odd time signature, microtonal, fm-synth denpa

997 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10123 13:32

This thread sucked

998 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10123 13:40

>>997
Yeah, it really did, sadly.

999 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10123 13:44

It wasnt the worst but it wasnt the best or super memorable either
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