[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 7] (999)

1 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10187 09:09

You just pissed your dream away!

473 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10433 11:56

damn it takes a lot to make running around in elden ring as homer simpson fighting shrek unfunny but this youtuber somehow found a way.

474 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10433 13:23

women are gay

475 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10433 16:15

↑ It just... enhanced on luigi's face. Why...?

476 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10433 17:30

thats a one spicy mama mario meat bawl

477 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10433 23:55

Say what you will about Hitler but he’s never publicly defended JK Rowling

478 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10434 00:17

pingas

479 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10437 05:38

今の日本は確実に売れるってやつ以外は、量産低クオリティアニメにしかならない。声優さんも亡くなられてるし、個人的にはリメイクとかして駄作を生み出してほしくない。

480 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10439 12:56

God: Where is the brother, Abel?
Cain: Am I my brother’s keeper?
Laugh Track

481 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10439 22:35

Porygon was framed

482 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10441 04:25

While I will admit it felt pretty good, the risk of losing your penis is just not worth it.

483 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10442 11:43

Stop FORCING KIDS to go to the DENTIST!!!! Wait until they are old enough before them making LIFE ALTERING decisions with their bodies! PROTECT KIDS!!!111!

484 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10442 13:34

Unlike Australia, IRC has flood protection.

485 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10442 19:53

Anime aren't cartoons, they are stories told in animated medium native to Japan, the script for these shows can be as complex as anything made for Netflix, also you sound like Lunarians from Touhou Project they also hate everything that's impure, I recommend opening and broadening your horizons now a Doujin game franchise Touhou Project is specifically my recommendation for someone whose knowledgeable about religion and theology and would be interested in reading about different perspectives, especially the ones that are diverse from established Catholic canon, especially the print works and manga which are again not the same as US based comic but more a sort of nineteenth century developed Japanese medium that uses an adapted western form of comic to tell a story which could be silly and cartoonish, perverse and disgusting or as complex and philosophical as theology essays only with characters and fictional setting. You have to also be very open minded because Japanese creators often depict scandalous situations both for comedic purposes as well as to question both our social hypocrisy and social inequality or individual morality without implying support for such actions or activities it serves the purpose of portraying duality in characters a major theme in that culture, and that is why they don't try to avoid bad issues like certain narratives in western media do, another advice is that reading manga and watching anime is like swimming through treacherous waters on a small boat, you really need to know what you're doing and where you want to go, because you can easily get lost, stranded or sink completely. Anime and Manga are a Shinto/Buddhist mass media meant to represent that culture's particular world view, bear that in mind.

486 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10443 11:53

It's tough to read about the French far-right because you eventually see someone say "le wokisme" and you feel like you're being pranked

487 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10443 11:58

Ichiko Aoba sounds like Binding of Isaac music

488 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10443 12:13

I have been in relationships with men all over Europe, oddly the only ones who had language barrier issues were Dutch. I have not dated any Francophone men though.

Also Greeks are perverts holy shit

489 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10444 03:19

I once took a dump in my hand and threw it at my friend.

To this day I still don't know why.

490 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10444 03:36

In the Fall of 1990 in Ottawa, I lived within walking distance of a supermarket that my friends and I quite liked, for the main reason that it was open every night until eleven o'clock. One night, however, when I wanted to go to the supermarket, my friends were telling me I couldn't go - it was too late, and the store was closed. It was only ten o'clock, and when I reminded them the store was always open until eleven, they thought I was crazy, telling me that of course I knew the store was always only open until ten. We walked down to the store, each hoping to prove ourselves right, but when we got there, the store was closed, and the little sticker timetable on the door - which had obviously been there for at least months (and in the place of the one I had always seen before) - said the store was always only open until ten. The next day when we went, the other sticker timetable was back, and the store was open until eleven, and had always been open until eleven. Neither of my friends seemed to notice that we had slipped into that other reality for a night. They seemed to be as much a part of the shift as the store was - for them, it WAS always open until ten on the night it was, and the next night, of COURSE it was always open until eleven. Sometimes this sort of thing avoids itself in conversation; it's just hard to remember to talk about reality shifts with people who don't remember them.

491 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10448 05:21

>first night at a new kitchen as chef de partie
>head chef gathers us all round and tells us about a new recipe we're going to demo for a cream based sauce
>asks if we have any questions
>I jokingly raise my hand and ask if he has any recipes for a cream cringe sauce
>HC says he doesn't understand
>I explain that cringe is the opposite of based
>he still doesn't get it
>I spend the next 5 minutes awkwardly explaining in front of the whole kitchen staff
>HC stares blankly at me and says "The hiring manager warned me you were a bit of a spastic"
>My nickname ever since has been Spastic and even though I get my head down and shut the fuck up these days, it doesn't look like it'll change

492 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10448 17:45

The only disorder here is believing this is a disorder. You just have advanced psychic abilities, and a few google searches will make that clear to you and also guide you in understanding how to manage the shadow aspects which can be quite challenging at times. It’s absolutely disturbing to know that people who consider themselves “medical professionals” find comfort in labeling phenomena they don’t understand as “personality disorders” because they didn’t have the mental capacity to comprehend Jung’s work in school. You halfwits should be ashamed of yourselves for making young people believe there’s something terribly wrong with them simply because you’re ignorant and too arrogant and brainwashed by your own defunct programming to do some alternative research.

493 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10449 20:09

Wife dumps hubby which gives him a mood debuff. Within a couple of days, he has a minor break and starts a social fight with his ex-wife which leaves her unconscious and carried to the infirmary. I check the logs, and the game list getting dumped as the cause of the social fight. Okay, fine it was a pretty heavy debuff to mood, and that's how the game sometimes shakes out; the ex-wife being the target of that ass-beating was random. I almost forgot about it until the dumped hubby gets an Inspired Creativity. His art skill is high, so I put him to work on a grand sculpture. The notification drops for a legendary work drops, so I go see what's up. That dude turned out a legendary, jade grand sculpture of him beating his ex-wife unconscious for dumping him. I changed my mind about using that sculpture to jazz up the chowhall.

494 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10450 02:32

some evidence suggests the lifetime cost of medical treatment for obese individuals is lower than for healthy weight individuals. This is because healthy weight people live longer statistically and tend to develop chronic diseases that need to be continually treated into old age, whereas obese people tend to die from metabolic diseases at younger ages and avoid some of those protracted medical costs

495 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10450 13:39

Broke my fast early by swallowing cum

496 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10453 01:48

extremely sad to see groomer entering conservative vocabulary, its a really important word with specific meaning and should only be used in the context of complaining about ship art you don't like, decade old forum beef, ex partners you dont have any real anecdotes about,

497 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10453 02:41

Power dynamics make sense in theory but in practice doesnt it basically mean famous people can only date other famous people

498 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10453 21:33

What time was that? I remember Squeeks shitting himself a lot and avery and moot and alex strange in constant mind-war. There was a cement company owner and the pax tsukuru cabal, an alliance against the Basque and those insufferable frogriders. I think tablecat and milkribs were there too sometimes. I don't remember peace for a minute of it, even now there are some shiftless Russian future historians and an enigmatic rigid airship battling for the rights to our tombstones.

499 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10455 18:37

I'm a food scientist that specializes in icings, specifically icings with 6, 9, or 12 month shelf lives like you would find on a supermarket shelf.

What you are describing sounds like an icing close or past it's best but date, or one that has been exposed to heat greater than it's recommended storage conditions. This could have happened any time through manufacture, shipping, or in your possession. Trans far free icings, for example, start to break down at temperatures above 80F. At higher temperatures they are damaged more quickly. Just being left in a hot car for an hour or a few can destroy the icing as temperatures can exceed 120F in a car parked in the sun.

When an icing that contains trams fat free shortening, like palm shortening(actually, specifically palm, cause it's the worst) "break down" they separate. Liquid comes out of the icing and the icing becomes goopy. The flavors become muddled and even start to taste bad and rancid (just from heat, not age). The icing will even start to feel oily and leave an unpleasant residue in your mouth. Palm oxidizes quickly and can leave you with a pretty disgusting experience.

(On a side note, moving to trams fat free items sucks. Trams fat makes thing soooooo delicious. Who cares about heart disease and stroke...)

Since this is a consumer packaged food, I would either return it to the store or call the 1-800 number on the label. If you are sure you didn't heat abuse the icing, the manufacturer would like to know that with a lot was bad, or their product is being mishandled along the supply chain. They put their name on the label, and therefore they take responsibility/pride in ensuring a quality product. They really want you to call. They can't fix it if you don't.

Finally, autocorrect doesn't like "trans", keeps changing it to "trams."

500 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10456 14:08

gaz = death
grim reaper = DEATH
goku = OVER 9000

the battle is now equal

501 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10456 15:50

wasn’t even 48 hours man. died friday and was up and gone before dawn on sunday

guy billed for 72 hours on a project and did like 36 hours of work, MAX

502 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10459 06:34

This track makes me think of an 8-year-old girl undergoing an overhaul in her school uniform: Her blouse shrinking into a sleeveless crop top; her necktie turning into a bowtie; her plaited skirt changing color from a plain gray to a crimson plaid; her tights splitting apart and then shrinking into a pair of knee-high stockings; her Maryjane shoes growing high heels. Once the transfiguration of her wardrobe is complete, she'd start walking right towards us, moping and doping as she looks down at her magically-modified clothes in shock and confusion. The track ends with our view slowly but surely zooming into the schoolgirl's now-exposed belly button.

503 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10459 09:45

Child abuse - not a problem in Scotland, go fill your boots.

Singing bad songs - Jail time, you bad bad boy.

504 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10459 21:29

Porn sites should ban All Russians. Non-russians too.

505 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10460 02:31

Wow this sounds amazing, I'm going to buy this game and let it sit unplayed in my steam library for years.

506 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10460 06:02

Хотели мы с Вовкой пойти в кино. Мы это решили давным-давно. Но тут Серёжка позвал его, И Вовка бросил меня одного. А как же я, А как же я? Ведь он говорит, что мы Хотели мы с Вовкой друзья! в поход пойти, Уже собрались мы с ним почти, Но Петька его позвал гулять, И Вовка бросил меня опять...

507 Name: vc: pot : 1993-09-10460 14:11

Sentai Truther Club
An anticapitalist podcast dissecting tokusatsu from all around the world

508 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10461 06:56

We find that while block-based deduplication of our dataset can lower storage consumption to as little as 32% of its original requirements, nearly three quarters of the improvement observed could be captured through whole-file deduplication and sparseness. For four weeks of full backups, whole file deduplication (where a new backup image contains a reference to a duplicate file in an old backup) achieves 87% of the savings of block-based.

509 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10462 06:28

I once had a girl who wanted to send me nudes and guess what I did? I send her a picture of Jonah Jameson and said I don’t need nudes, I need pictures of Spider-Man and she couldn’t stop laughing

510 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10462 23:16

Hi guys, I was cooking last night, making some chicken breasts. I had spilled some soda on my pants, so was cooking without pants on. I was moving some trays around and I accidentally dropped a chicken breast on the floor. But it hit my penis before it hit the floor. This morning my penis seems like it is inflamed and the peehole hurts if I touch it. Is it possible I got salmonella poisoning?

511 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10466 22:30

I dont know if you knew this....but laws of consent dont apply to blow up dolls

512 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10472 07:37

The line at my moms house that runs to the city sewer line burst. We did not know. Until someone came to work on something else and discovered it. This pipe was broken and was leaking raw sewage from our house for literally YEARS.

However. It burst below the garden (my late grandmother’s rose garden). So the garden was just straight up processing all that sewage, and the plants fucking loved it. And that’s how we discovered the reason one of the rose bushes had grown to 25 feet tall and was at eye height on the second floor. Like this thing was fucking huge, it was a sewage mutant beast. At the bases the stalks were like a roll of quarters, so thiccccc. And beautiful roses, like that thing had a hundred roses blooming come May, while its siblings on the other side of the house, away from the sewage line, had like 5-10. It’s crazy how that garden just used all of that, there was no smell at all, nor any indication. I had been living there and being the gardener as part of my payment for rent, so I’d spent the last two years in that garden nearly every day and had never smelled a thing, and I have been told my nose is very sensitive.

My mom got really, really, really lucky that the only thing that happened was fucking thriving plants instead of a 5 figure bill.

513 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10473 06:17

Whenever you see the premable of the constitution remember that the man who wrote it then went home and put a whalebone up his dickhole

514 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10474 01:20

I GET SO SICK OF SATANIC BANDS AS A NATURE COUWNTRY PERSON AND THIS CIND OF ATMOSPHERIC ESPECIALY THIS ONE IS MY BEST BAND EVER THAT TUCH ME AT A SPIRITUAL LEVAL

515 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10474 17:02

loooooooool EPIC REPLY 2 anonymous person thats the real story bro!freacking tards faggot dragqueen anus whisler stop wasting our oxygen we need it for normal people its not for error of humanity like u ,get the special this week in lowes hardware store 9.99 for 50 feet of rope find the nearest branch or bridge and just help yoourself and society swinging in the air by the neck please god!really GIRL IS THE IMPORTANT THING IN THIS VIDEO NOT THE TOOL GAYLORD!

516 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10475 19:13

Country is just farm emo.

517 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10476 09:50

> "wokism" whatever that is

It’s when you’re black but for political reasons

518 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10476 16:43

>>517 Dumbass...

519 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10476 19:14

piss off a jamiacan, really bad

i mean talk shit about his dreads

have a recorder handy

you'll have all the bad ass jamiacan style vocals you could want

then right before they try to bash you over the head, whip out a fat blunt and explain your shit

1 of 2 things are going to happen

they are going to try to whoop your ass, or if they are like any jamiacans i know, they will appreciate the balls....

even better yet, have a friend with a recorder handy and intentionally pick a fight with 'em .... after you are down beating the hell out of each other have your guy whip out a fat blunt

and keep the recorder going

tell me once you get back to the studio you wont be higher than a kite on life, with some fucked up experiences for inspiration

yeah, i mean your eye might hurt but this is a drum and bass forum so you can check that pussie shit at the login page

520 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10476 19:28

>>517
>>518
Wokism is just fully embracing the fan culture of Woking Football Club

521 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10476 23:46

idgaf i dont understand how yall will support goreshit when his genre is literally called LOLICORE

522 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10477 07:53

Beluga whales are not "poggers". The behaviour you think is cute is actually anger and aggression. That whale would try to kill you if you were in the water with it

523 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10478 06:44

buddy i appreciate how you're open about your opinions. that's cool. what would also be cool would be if you didn't call an agender person a guy

524 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10478 09:10

You of all people should be happy about Twitter prioritizing free speech, you'll be able to talk about how much you want to beat the shit out of conservative women without getting banned now.

525 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10478 09:26

Sexual Justice Supporting Victims, Ensuring Due Process, and Resisting the Conservative Backlash

526 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10478 09:44

Wow Mao..... Just..... wow.... no comment..... Well, know this is a comment but you still get what I mean.... But it was pretty funny.... I bet you Ms. Nitsche laughed a ton. And it seems like something totally you....Nice rapping skills, but I do have to ask.... Why was Mickey Mouse and the random dinosaur in it????

- Dani ;P

527 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10478 12:58

Printers get me sooo flustered they're just so gentle and controlled and precise My heart flutters a little when I smell ink or feel the heat coming off a sheet of freshly printed paper. I used to work at an office with a large printer up front that got a lot of paper jams, and it was such a joy to service. I miss that intimate, loving experience of opening it up and feeling it's warmth on my fingers, being so careful with it's internal parts as I explored the issue. I like to think that I was giving it some relief by getting that jammed page out.

528 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10481 05:47

I like humping pillows while I am on my bed or on the floor. I find these places more comfortable for this purpose. Since I want to avoid rug burns, I have a blanket spread out if on the floor. I like wrapping small pillow and then a medium pillow on top of a large stuffed animal in the same way as a hot dog does. I hold the wrapped stuffed animal down and put pressure on the place where the pillow meets the vagina by taking both of my hands down there. I have found that putting pressure there at a comfortable speed is very pleasurable and once you start feeling the pressure more, you can start grinding against it to enhance your pleasure. I also like sitting up on the pillow and humping it quickly at a speed I am comfortable with. In my experience humping fast produces a stronger orgasm. So, don’t stop when humping the pillow even if you get tired because stopping usually is very frustrating as it prolongs the orgasm.

529 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10481 10:00

“William Jennings Bryan the saint! The power of Christ compels him!” Sylas was beside himself. There he was, the great orator before him, upon that majestic Chicago altar, resplendent and magnificent in all his heavenly glory.

“You come to us and tell us that the great cities are in favor of the gold standard. I tell you that the great cities rest upon these broad and fertile prairies!” Yes, yes! Preach it William! “Burn down your cities and leave our farms, and your cities will spring up again as if by magic. But destroy our farms and the grass will grow in the streets of every city in the country!”

Sylas was shaking with nearly unbridled enthusiasm. How long he had followed his savior! How far he had traveled from the fields of Nebraska, where he first heard the Great Commoner speak his heavenly truth, to this… this Great Hall, laden in dove white, bloody crimson and heavenly blue. Oh, dear God! Lost in his own thoughts he was missing the Peerless Leader’s words!

“Therefore, we care not upon what lines the battle is fought. If they say bimetallism is good but we cannot have it till some nation helps us, we reply that, instead of having a gold standard because England has, we shall restore bimetallism.” Bimetallism! Of course! The key to prosperity. The path to godliness! Sylas’s ashen fields would again burst in abundance, row after row of vigorous corn crop and plump milk cows. Mary would return. And the children… heavenly father above the children! But wait! Listen. The racket of rain pours down upon this altar’s great roof as proof the Orator's word’s carry God’s full weight.

“If they dare to come out in the open field and defend the gold standard as a good thing, we shall fight them to the uttermost, having behind us the producing masses of the nation and the world!” Fight the bastards! Satan’s demons roamed freely upon God’s ripe green earth, nothing was clearer. They laughed in their asphalt sewers and mocked the righteous American as he toiled doing the Lord’s great work. Sylas clenched his teeth and seethed with the desire for ferocious retribution. And suddenly like an answer above God’s thunder tore with heavy cracks and crashes and a fissure appeared in the ceiling, raining down plaster and water as if sent from heaven.

“Having behind us the commercial interests and the laboring interests and all the toiling masses, we shall answer their demands for a gold standard by saying to them, you shall not press down upon the brow of labor this crown of thorns.” William Jennings Bryan, the Silver Knight of the West, the Boy Orator, raised his arms as he spoke like Jesus in holy crucifixion, as if to welcome the falling timbers of the Chicago Convention Hall as it collapsed around him. Sylas heard shouts from all sides. Cheers? Screams? It did not matter, Bryan thundered on!

“You shall not crucify mankind upon a cross of gold!” A brilliant flash of light illuminated the grand chamber, quickly accompanied by a deafening roar and a soft sizzle. Pieces of the wooden stage exploded into the front rows, sending the crowd scattering in hysterical pandemonium as beads of fire rose from the remnants of Bryan’s fiery dais. The Democratic National Convention members rushed beside him but Sylas could only stare in awe at the triumphant scene as it unfolded before him.

He stepped forward, torrential rains pouring down upon him, walking over severed limbs and writhing bodies until he reached the glowing platform upon which, he could see now, Williams Jennings Bryan lay sprawled and motionless.

“A cross of gold!” Sylas cried. “A cross of gold! You shall NOT crucify us!”

He stood atop the platform now, kneeling to the lifeless body. He cupped his savior’s head, cradling it in his supporting arms. He stroked the Silver Knight's hair back from his face, closed his lifeless eyes and, leaning closer, whispered into his charred-black ear.

“Three days William. Three days. They have crucified you once again for mankind’s sins. Three days, dear, dear William.”

530 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10482 01:49

ty for the benadryl lore

531 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10482 23:17

An added thought: perhaps these guys are just a bunch of tryhards with no genuine authenticity or sincerity to their posts

532 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10485 07:09

ok i'm not going to argue with you man. I'm jamaican. i was listening to radio when this song came out. i am TELLING you its not George Nooks. Do you even know who George Nooks is? You are making a fool of yourself.

533 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10485 11:49

that happeed to me once there was spmeone banging the walls reallyloud in my building and i just curled up on my bed shaking and covered my earsuntil it ended someone told me it was a person stuck in their washroom and they were trying to get help

534 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10486 08:27

I'm not normally one to say "why was this five second 1.3k views 13 year old video recommended to me in Dec. 2020" but why was this this five second 1.3k views 13 year old recommended to me in Dec. 2020

535 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10486 17:57

The first time i watched this video i had a panic attack for days after hearing the abrupt and lour pop at 7:31 so yeah if your like me and random noises trigger panic attack be wary

536 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10487 16:54

Brb chemically castrating myself so I can properly understand the characterization in Transformers

537 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10488 07:30

BlackPeopleDogs.com

538 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10488 10:49

the only way to defeat the deep state was to make it legal to allow an unlimited amount of bugs in the food

539 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10488 21:05

If I make it to 30 and a catgirl (specifically Vanilla from Nekopara) never sits on my fucking face, I'll flip a coin and Heads I blast my brains all over the kitchen ceiling or Tails I transition and become Vanilla from Nekopara.

540 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10489 17:53

Every now and then a dick is so pretty it lives on in your mind, making other dicks seem… blah. But that’s a really like, thrice in a lifetime dick experience

541 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10490 16:26

There's more in the quote retweets if you wanna see teenage girls defend grown-ass men.

542 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10492 05:32

Looks like swahili tribes put holes into their cows to harvest their blood then mix the extracted blood with the animal's milk to sustain themselves because their beliefs forbid them from eating plants. As a result it weakens their herds and reduces their milk and meat yield. A similar process is used by vegans of the west as well. To be able to create meat-like sustenance they use unnatural processes that cause extra energy expenditure, create waste and introduce chemicals to food. Both Swahilians and westerners are inefficient omnivores by proxy. If they managed to put their false beliefs and morals aside they would benefit greatly from their newfound modus operandi. Following the same logic we can easily say that borders and definitions are arbitrary constructs built on false beliefs as well and I am actually having intercourse with a polish woman by proxy when I fuck my dog.

543 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10492 11:17

>>542
Made sense until the polish woman part. Is it just trying to say that veganism is equally incoherent?

544 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10492 23:59

>>543
It's trying to say that he's horny for Polish women but lacks a non-canine outlet for his frustrations.

545 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10493 00:21

>>544
sad. many such cases!

546 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10493 16:07

子供部屋の製糞器 精神分裂病河合豚ウンコ貼り丸の内アスぺ爺ィは朝鮮人らしく家でおとなしく寝てろ害児
在日朝鮮人は祖国へ帰れさもなくば日本の空気吸うな

547 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10493 19:36

NFL, MLB, NBA provide valuable platform for AAPI

548 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10494 03:57

She looks like my son. Source? Post more

549 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10494 17:11

I dont think Winston Churchill can talk about anyone doing the right thing

550 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10494 19:34

I've only had sex once and the guy couldn't cum because I was too ugly

551 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10495 09:18

Undertale reacts to touhou

552 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10495 21:45

I'm 18 and I know what a floppy disk is. Heck, I own one. It's purple btw and it doesn't have anything on it yet.

553 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10496 10:39

does hatsune miku qualify as a fictional character or is she real. like it’s different from, say, gorillaz, cause her entire thing is that she’s a robot/computer program/what have you, and also she isn’t an alter ego for one specific artist. so by being canonically digital in her lore and also the same thing in real life i don’t think she is fictional. my point is when you play games that feature her she is actually talking to you like you are conversing face to face with the actual real hatsune miku and not just her likeness

554 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10496 11:25

“Somethingcheeky killakill gunworld boobcomicfurries everywhere, anomalies with big heads and anomalous mouth, get off my tractor. G8 hurtingspring. Shot through door, shoot eyes instead of punishment, made zombie gunrunners problem.”

555 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10496 23:29

if the persians had had a group of waffle house employees at the battle of thermopylae the spartans would have been toast in the first hour. a bunch of scared LARPers wouldnt be able to resist their vengeance

556 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10496 23:46

>>553
Interesting point.

I personally think the only qualification necessary to make someone or something a fictional character by definition is the presence of counterfactuals. You can see on Miku's official profile (https://ec.crypton.co.jp/pages/prod/virtualsinger/cv01_us) that, although she is acknowledged to be a singing voice synthesizer, she has anthropomorphic traits that software objectively cannot have or that do not align with reality.

These include an age (while her original voice bank will in fact be 16 years old in a few months, she has always been 16 and will presumably continue to be 16 when her voice bank ages past that), a height, and a weight. One could argue that her height and weight implicitly apply to digital worlds in which such concepts exist independent of our reality, but the age thing nonetheless seems counterfactual. Perhaps an argument could be made that such digital worlds possess their own decoupled and static time axis, but Miku's unchanging age nonetheless seems to contradict the clear passage of time in (most) such worlds.

Regardless, one could create a digital entity that is 'real' by carefully avoiding assigning them any fictional characteristics. Hatsune Miku just probably isn't such an entity.

557 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10497 00:01

I'm going to fuck Hatsune Miku and we'll have babies

558 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10498 09:02

Somebody should make an ai waifu chatbot already. Microsoft or google made something like that, but then shut her down from public and only use her privately.

559 Name: This is referring to people criticizing a footballer's comments : 1993-09-10498 13:10

I like how people make fun of him and his team, not realising that nobody will remember them, they'd just be another parasite burdening their country's social advantages, while the people they're making fun of are Elite at what they do, and have written their names in history books.

560 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10498 14:34

>>559 tru dat

561 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10499 01:51

this is real. this is a real antifa group who really actually use lupin the fucking third as their goddamn guy fawkes mascot. in KANSAS CITY of all places

562 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10499 13:24

According to the 1818 Dictionnaire Infernal by Collin de Plancy Belphegor was Hell's ambassador to France.

563 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10499 15:00

I told her to dance! Instead she exploded. I told her to explode, and she exploded. I told her to take off her top, and she exploded. Everything I tell her to do she explodes! This game sucks because I was expecting expecting her to dance agasint a pole! Instead she got out a gun!

564 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10499 15:39

Ballin', but at what cost?

565 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10499 21:20

Panic! at the Twenty One Fall Out Dragons yass means yay a sex slave don't say it

566 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10500 11:59

Bunnies occasionally get so happy that they do little flippy jumps and break their spines and die. It's the most brutal happiness ever.

567 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10500 12:17

Now Master Tyrone shall teach you his understanding of the first word of power, "We".

568 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10501 00:40

I think all IxxP types hide their greatest strength from others for multitude of reasons. INFPs/ISFPs hide their deep insightful emotions, probably because that isn't generally accepted in a more expressive/mirroring Fe society. INTPs/ISTPs hide their reconstructed understanding of Te systems that society tends to purpurate, as not copying and pasting the already existing systems goes against the "rule-following attitude" that society also needs. Yet we all cherish IxxPs long after they're dead for their emotional/intellectual insight and originality, but their lives were anything but cherished.

569 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10501 01:26

Man, this guy needs his own show on adult swim. We'll call it "Ghost's radio beatdown". The whole cartoon revolves around him being racist and screaming at every two year old because they think his laughter their laughter is pointed towards him. In the final episode, Ghost crashes a blimp into a building where he believes all his trolls are, but the building happens to be the one place where his fanclub meets. He is than given the chair, and the my little pony theme plays us out.

570 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10501 12:14

Maybe stop calling me fatshit and this will end?

571 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10501 18:27

I would love to see instruments, music lessons, and free haircuts at an immigrant detention center. Cut to three sad dudes in a dark cell playing a violin, accordion, trumpet without much energy/enthusiasm. Then one guy (clearly a white immigrant from a Euro country) plays this beautiful classical music solo number and there are guards who hear this and take pity and give him citizenship on the spot. Hard cut to the three dudes in the cell who now have a light shinning on them and who get up and start playing a little banda or mariachi song & it's really good but of course the guards don't care cause it's Mexican dudes playing music. Cut to a random immigrant detainee who was getting a haircut in the background. The barber gets rid of his old messy hair and styles it up to look slick and maybe overly gelled and stereotypical American-business like. It's another useless attempt to change/anglicize appearance so that someone might hear your case for fleeing your country. Anyway - ty for letting me use this thread to workshop a new music video pitch

572 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10501 21:05

The R in R2D2 stands for Racist.

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