Roses are red
And violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
And you
Shit in a bathtub
Her life was great until a movement or two
That isnft funny, kinda, thatfs entirely up to you
Couldfve just taken one stroke or so
But when you gotta, you gotta, gotta, gotta go
Has she ever wanted to shit on a dome
I bet shefd fuckinf love to shit all over Justin Wong
Yeah, shefs more skanky than bitches and hoes
Hefd clean that shit up while you play Super Smash Bros
Shefs dirty, shefs criminal
Her mess is subliminal, her hygiene is minimal
She shit in a bathtub
She ruins the video, she wants you to pity her
She canft get much shittier, she shit in the bathtub
Now wefre not tonguing, but if she wants to fight
Ifll fuck her shit up etill shefs run the line, mud all night
None of us care about your bigotry dance
eCause itfs overshadowed by the time you shit your pants
She thinks shefs over with her skills and tricks
But none of that matters when youfre shitting bricks
Was a l33t poo fight, now give her a break
Bitch it was a motherfuckinf Solid Snake
Shefs dirty, shefs criminal
Her mess is subliminal, her hygiene is minimal
She shit in a bathtub
She ruins the video, she wants you to pity her
She canft get much shittier, she shit in the bathtub
Yeah me and Kirbopher, wefre just your boy ties
We love you, Kira, we just canft stop you hoo-hoo-hooing boys
Itfs just so peachy when you flirt with the boys
Ifm talkinf about rubbing up backwards, bending over sideways, flicking us always
Scat is your choice
Ifve gotten tired of hearing this same old shit
(Princess Peach)
And wefre all glad that you decided to quit
(Go back to Alaska)
Yeah, if youfre butthurt, then back that shit up
eCause ifm about to drop this like 2 Girls, 1 Cup, yeah
Shefs dirty, shefs criminal
Her mess is subliminal, her hygiene is minimal
She shit in a bathtub
She ruins the video, she wants you to pity her
She canft get much shittier, she shit in the bathtub