For the record: I think dirty thoughts are good!
I got 4 get, but my captcha is five. I think now's the best time to put the bullet troo my head dawgs.
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Jackson 5 GET
There is no value in 6GET, therefore it is a place for me.
7GET
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I think that trying not to think dirty thoughts causes much dirtier thoughts.
I'm not sure why you translated pervy/lewd thoughts as dirty thoughts. There is nothing dirty about reproduction, this is like humans' number 1 goal. Christianity fucked you over.
heh
unsissification hypno asmr you want to do heavy compound lifts and take magnesium oooOOooOoo you want to eat grass fed beef and buy a heavy bag
the fart wizard, flying through the sky
空飛ぶ屁名人
wake me up when the 8gag teen invasion passes
Y-you have genitals? Pervert!!
What some people think perversion means: anything sex related.
What perverts think perversion is: eels in vagina, skin hooks, SM play, faggotry, child fucking.
>SM play, faggotry
This isnt even particularly scandalous these days.
I think more people are shocked by messy porn than these things nowadays tbh
peeps rather legalize cannibalism than dismantle copyright
Nothing shocks me anymore, doesn't mean I'm fine with it.
To pervert is to twist
>>16
The 8gag teens are using dqn to fight a proxy war with the twitter teens
>>23
At least twitter teens don't endlessly recycle 2014 4chan memes.
excuse me for just a moment, friend. the name of this dish...do you mean to tell me that a SHRIMP fried this rice?
>>18 "wait, lesbian threesome anal fisting isn't vanilla?"
Endlessly recycling 2014 4chan memes?
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
Coming from a DQN veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, endlessly recycling 2003 2ch memes.
That's right, endlessly recycling 2003 2ch memes. This is the vet's way of posting.
Teens vs grandpa
4-ch is so fast these days, I can't keep up with how fast threads are!
dirty thought: i like it when boys kiss!
vc: shithose
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Catholic history has to be the most complete and preserved western archive, right?
Nobody pays me to make sense, fuck you. America is the capital of great britain.
One cannot say that cutting off noses was so atrocious by the standard of the time.
social media influenza
10 hours sleep and I'm still fucked up! I love coughing up that cocaine sludge in the morning!!
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You're welcome.
Just impulse bought an album on CD. Guess I started a CD collection
Hey, Einstein!
I'm on your side!
VIPPER - y'all cowards dont pAY me enOUGH
shirmp fry and coirssant
all this bloat and spyware and microsoft still ain't adding tabs to windows explorer
>>702
aside from the initial cost of the animal itself, it seems to range anywhere from nearly free (if you already own pasture for them to graze on and stables for them to sleep in) to upwards of $1000 a month (for room, board, feed, and grooming, if you don't have the time or space to do that all yourself)
i was interested because a horse seems like a much cooler way to navigate around a large, rural property than an atv or a jeep or something. plus grass is cheaper than gas.
vc: brap
>>4295
It's a girl, congratulations!
i guess its not really that big a deal to save one post in part 4 of one of the like 6 recurring threads
voldo is a good boi, i forgot
yeah, yeah, yeah, hey cosmo, cosmo und wanda.
do you like boas or pythons more
I wonder.
Boy anime is about war. Girl anime is about politics. The song and saying "love is war" is pretty famous, but it's closer to politics actually.
To think angry mobs work on imageboards as well as in real life. With people who claim they hate angry mobs.
If somebody bullies you, kill them.
Going to borrow dad's weighted blanket (which he bought completely unaware of its typical use) for a night. Will report back with findings!
If somebody kills you, kill them.
>>58
based
I think we should make bestiality legal but to prevent animal abuse you have to record yourself and send the video to the Animal Sex Safety Inspector (me) for assessment.
what if the sad clown archetype is a thing because of lead-based face paint used by clowns in medieval italy or whatever
should i lose 30kg and get back in shape or should i take steroids and turn it into muscle and be huge but die at 43
dubs decides
>>62 go carnivore and radiate 2696265536210452920 joules of überketo smugness
>>57
It ended up being a lot more comfortable to sleep under than I thought it would be, as long as I stayed on my back (where it managed to keep me the entire night). Moving around, or even laying sideways, were both slightly uncomfortable.
I think I liked it! This is a bad sign, isn't it...
wear the dress! take the pills! be my dqn wife!
>>62
Lose the weight. It's like a cheat code for becoming almost young again.
https://4-ch.net/img/src/1638570033435.jpg this could be us!!!
responding to somebody's thoughts is rude. I give you permission though.
Aaaaand of course it ate my spaces.
https://warosu.org/ - I try to remember the name of this website, but I kept remembering "wa sar u dot org" (pronunciation: wɒ-sar-o͞o). However it is actually "wa ro su dot org".
Captcha: haiyen
>>31
I also don't really like posters being meta and complaining about bad posts / posts they perceive as bad.
>>75
Correction:
*2children" for me
(I wish. Make them two androids who don't have a consciousness.)
vc: guthide
indian farmer protests actually succeeded beyond all expectation. pretty surprising to me.
duck penis
machiguchi is more of a pikopiko neta
I need a nerd aa. Something with glasses, to fit in the name field.
"Vax" short for vaccine(/-ation) being considered a word now makes me kind of annoyed!
I can no longer masturbate to my favorite DEC minicomputers without seeing some retarded argument.
For me, it's the DEC PDP-10.
I could've been pounding the cute girl right now. All of our neighbors could've heard her moan. Instead I sit here, in front of a computer.
I wonder if somebody somewhere pounds a cute girl and wishes he'd go online instead.
I've spent some time pounding cute girls while wishing I was reading Grandpa threads instead.
I can't get behind Christopher Kimball's crusade against searing meat.
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Shinto,
is in fact, Shinbutsu shuugo, or as I've recently taken to calling it, Shinto plus Buddhism.
Shinto is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component
of a fully functioning Buddhist system made useful by the Buddhist terminology, cosmology
and soteriology comprising a full religion as defined by Amidabutsu.
Many worshipers run a modified version of the Buddhist system every day,
without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of Buddhism
which is widely used today is often called "Shinto", and many of its users are
not aware that it is basically the Buddhist system, developed by the historical Buddha, Siddhartha Gautama.
There really is a Shinto, and these people are using it, but it is just a
part of the system they use. Shinto is the theology: the aspect of the system
that allocates the faith of the masses to replenish the positive karma of the native Kami.
The theology is an essential part of a religion, but useless by itself;
it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Shinto is
normally used in combination with the Buddhist operating system: the whole system
is basically Buddhism with Shinto added, or Shinbutsu shuugo. All the so-called "Shinto"
distributions are really distributions of Shinbutsu shuugo.
just wanna listen about the opium wars today but there's so much shit to do like laundry :(
shift-〄
genuinely upset that they didnt get koko and nanahira to do the voices of remi and flan in the touhou gacha because those are the voices i've been reading them in my head with for YEARS
gadaffi said that switzerland should be partitioned between france, germany, and italy but i think it should be the opposite. greater switzerland from the channel to the baltic to the aegaean.
Sick transit, bro.
The United States should invade all of southern Canadaa.
I had a dream I was with a girl and she had a phrase tattooed on her back and it's like the sort of thing that would be significant in a movie, some sort of omen written on her back that gets the plot going, but I don't think you can actually recall most text you read in your dreams in real life, so I don't know what it said and I feel like I missed something.
I am a sweetheart, I am a prom queen. I am some puppies.
>>94 Would be great! I think koko loves music too much, but she's been too ill to work recently
This nerd version might be a bit nicer. Or maybe (-Θｃ_Θ￢ﾐ ?
hmmm
thinkcrime: I think you did that crime
thotcrime: siren lights and megaphone THOT POLICE! DROP THAT BOOTY, NOW!
Would be cool if I could delete replies I didn't like from my threads. And if somebody didn't like me deleting something, he'd create his own thread and said "hey that guy is a faggot, he deleted this thing from his thread".
This shit is why discord is more popular than you fags.
Give Ebola-chan a kisu~
>>104 but I'm too old to be groomed!
I miss Ebola-chan.
finally, someone who recognizes that cast iron is a low and slow tool, all that way-past-smoking-oil temp stuff is more like a hack that only sears one side and is probably giving you lung cancer
(Freezer Containers music from Pokemon Black/White)
>>104
That sounds designed to cause drama. They knew what they were doing calling it Discord.
Why are norms so fascinated with the Mariana Trench specifically
Dogs have an underrated vertical leap
Another autumn ends, another winter approaches. The groomed grow to be groomers.
How does one determine if an album is self titled or untitled?
>>115
If the album is released in the United States of America, the record label will (hopefully) register their copyright for it with the U.S. Copyright Office. They will do so with the "Group Registration of Published Musical Works" procedure unless they would rather pay the filing fee for each individual song. The application form for this procedure will ask them to list a title for the album, which is then its title as far as the U.S. government is concerned, even if the packaging refrains from communicating this regrettable fact to the hoi polloi.
Additionally, the record label itself, distributors, retailers, etc. will probably assign an internal title for its own paper pushing purposes.
Its weird to think that in non-human organisms, malice is a sign of high intelligence
can't believe that everyone and everything i love and care about including myself will eventually return to the dust from whence it was formed, this is so sad can we get an f in the chat
4kidz touhou be like: remmy huckleberry and marissa mist
everything I love and care about has already returned to the dust from whence it was formed, now I am just waiting for myself.
>>117
Yeah I thought about it in the context of kids learning to lie as a marker of intellectual development. Malice requires enough abstraction to understand the self, what would consist of a reward for the self, probably some amount of object permanence and a means to distinguish consequence in the future. It sounds like a very complex cognitive process. I guess cognition implies enacting suffering on each other.
With true intelligence comes indifference. You know everything will burn 1000000 years from now on, so nothing really matters.
Autumn ends
Frogs return to the earth
>>122 True intelligence knows that one isn't going to live 1000000 years, and can do things to make what ever time one has the most fun it can be
Intelligence is a sliding scale from unrestricted malice to autistic existential depression.
The current thoughts thread is generally the outpouring of the things that dqn should keep locked up inside their head.
Would any DQN be interested in a web-based AA editor? AA posting has been on a decline here for a while now, so I'm not sure if anyone here would actually end up using it.
>>127
Not sure if "web-based" is the magic word, but something new and up to date would be nice...
>>127 I believe most of it is cribbed from Japanese sources in the first place, and there it has also been on the decline
>>128
"Web-based" because I suspect most are too lazy to install AA editors and run them with Japanese locale. As for up to date, there's plenty of good tools floating around, though none of them are translated.
emoji killed the VIP star
😵 Ｉ ＷＡＮＮＡ ＢＥ Ａ ＶＩＰ ＳＴＡＲ 💀
How do I cope with never being able to see China in 2078?
Why do ROC losers keep saying they're Taiwanese? Who cares? It's like saying "I'm black" or "I'm Jewish" when nobody asked.
I'm black.
I'm gay
>when nobody asked
nobody asked you to interject either teen
Scouse not english
>>126
Someone is posting videos of bullfighters piercing a bull's brain to swiftly kill them after they've been subdued on twitter, I guess with the intent of making the viewer realize that it's a brutal sport for bulls or something, but I just thought that watching the bull seize for a few seconds when the knife starts scrambling its brain was kinda cool.
>>126 "if you take dmt and datura at the same time, do the machine elves and shadow people start fighting?"
weeb-based
benis :D
hmmm today I will burn my dread (clueless)
most people just plain look better clothed anyhow, dryhumping ftw
Years ago, I was Chinese
confusion the waitress
psychosomatic addict inSANE
Isnt it weird that there are people still basically living in tiny, primitive extremely isolated communities in rural Oceania?
People born when Azumanga was broadcast are already realizing the things I dreamed to be...
I can pee in your mouth free of charge. You aren't my friend, you aren't my enemy, you are nothing to me. Why am I talking into nothingness. This nothingness sometimes responds.
lpszFuckMeInTheEth0Aleksi
real eyes realize real lice
>>155
oh shit i didn't see this before i started talking shit about QR codes in the other thread
my beef with QR codes is that 99% of the usage is for URLs and OCR technology is such that URLs can be scanned just as easily, so the only purpose a QR code serves is to obfuscate the URL so that humans can't read it. I know that's the whole point, but I hate it.
I hope Mr. Wikipedia Dick doesn't come and dick me down, that would really be awful
OCR is still an absolute pile of shit when it comes to disambiguating certain character classes after all these years. I don't think that's getting fixed anytime soon.
My bones are made of stone
turns on some letsplay I don't want to think ever again.
I'm looking for a image that was common around 2011 but i cant find it anywhere anymore. It was like a 4 pane comic:
If anyone has information about this elusive comic, please come forward.
>>158 A small square takes up less space than a string of text
"I wish for world clean."
"The day of reckoning will come."
the corpo prophecies are spoken. even so, come, Lord Jesus
hello I am looking for
lesbian contacts
>>162
It's literally the first image result when you look it up
>>163
a shortened URL absolutely takes up less space than one of those QR codes. literally the whole point of URL shorteners is to make URLs more human-usable, and we're talking about human use. why wouldn't we use them here?
>>159
It's not, but regardless, also easily fixed by URL shortening. This has even already been done by some URL shorteners. My own employer, for example, has an URL shortener that shortens everything 'employer.com/123456789' (some number). Easily read by OCR.
>>168 Idk, a standardised small box that's like “point your phone here to get more information” seems more useful than another line of text in beside all the other text. And most url shorteners make the url a string of numbers/letters, which is less human-usable?
>>170 if you have a phone, they're both exactly the same level of human-usable. point your phone camera at the URL or QR code, it scans and takes to you the URL. If you don't have a phone, a QR code is completely useless, but an URL is not. there's literally no drawback.
>>166
I'll be honest here, I didn't actually bother looking for it. Someone on IRC asked me to find it for him so I went to ask here straight away.
I just realized how human the language used for ant colonies. "Workers" "Soldiers" "The Queen". It seems so obvious to me now but it took me far too long to see the projection of human society onto ant colonies when a lot of insect terms are not like that.
myrmidon
gamergate
pissant
Eat less meat
> It's not
When a URL can be recognized across the same dark room with an 00s cameraphone that a QR code can, I'll start reaching for whatever shit you're smoking.
make me faggot, i'll break you in half over my knee and eat you too
why are non-carbonated things harder to drink out of a can
I went outside today. I did not like it.
Imageboards are great, they are an incredibly reliable source of rage, annoyance and feel of rejection. Who needs books with those.
Your post must be quality and only quality. Not quality thoughts are now illegal. You are a very convenient slave boy, got it?
I will sabotage everything I will ever be a part of. I will always join only the loosing side. Until I have no sides to join.
>>171
I presume that the biggest use case for QRs is not to scan stuff on your phone, but for dedicated low power embedded devices to read stuff as fast and with as little ambiguity as possible for logistics, fulfillments, supply chain management, etc. Scanning URLs from physical mediums is just a nice extra and something not a lot of people do at any rate.
>>185 it clearly makes sense in industrial applications i just think it's awful that every laundry machine, restaurant, and vaccination site (the three actual examples in my life, affecting literally everyone i know) has adopted them since covid started. so if you count 'number of qr codes scanned', the number one user is probably amazon, federal express, or toyota, sure, and there's no problem with that. but if it's 'number of people using qr codes' then probably the #1 user is restaurants or some other public-facing application now.
>00s cameraphone, across a dark room
i honestly just don't believe you. even flight-boarding smartphone apps for use with the dedicated scanners at airline check-in gates blast the backlight on your phone because light is an issue.
i cant sleep
help
シコって寝ろ
I apologise for starting apparently-very-serious QR code discourse, I was just interested in weird 90s software
Broadcom chips are made by the devil himself
>>190 What's wrong with them?
if i had been a cute girl i'd have almost exactly enough ネタ for a 13 episode seasonal anime about the time i worked third shift at a convenience store for like 6 months and the weird shit that happened and things i did to deal with boredom that probably looked funny on the camera
Windows 95 does not work in VirtualBox.
Try DosBox
>>189 oh dude im sorry for being so autistic about it i know i have a brain disease
>>189 i thought the discussion was polite and fun
it wasnt that long ago that i still had another late-20s burnout friend to wander around my shitty suburb at 3 am smoking weed and talking about touhou with but im starting to question if any of it was actually real at all, maybe i'm in a psych ward and imagined the whole thing or maybe i'm in a hospital bed dying of a heart attack and this entire life is a DMT-induced hallucination
genshin surprisingly playable with my 4th grade leading revel japanese, i dont always know what an item is called but i usually know what to do with it and where to use it
its like being 8 years old playing pokemon sapphire again
me 10 minutes ago: surely tangut can't be that bad
me now: lmao the way midwestern white grandmas think hanzi works is the way this actually works
how do midwestern white grandmas think hanzi works?
everyone is AFX this, OPN that, Sewerslvt here, VSnares there
for me it's Gigi D'Agostino
Yo yo yo, new Android patches just dropped, where my glowniggas at
Discussion that lasts less than 50 posts can be barely called a discussion.
Posting from MacOS Monterey - these get uglier and uglier
>>207
I checked out Big Sur and the eject button wasn't even properly aligned, I dunno if it's worth migrating from clover to opencore to update my Mojave install.
>>210
XFCE is still fine
"If you want a vision of the future computer, imagine a phone that's a rectangle and nearly every program you can use on it is not-disapproved by a Silicon Valley company." -Albert Einstein
Imagine meeting THE girls from Girls' Last Tour and you get yuu pregnant because she likes you and chii-chan has to listen to you have sex over n over but then yuu doesn't want her left out so then you have two wives and you find a nice cozy part of the city to populate and start a community in with your two wives yuu and chii-chan... wouldn't that be rad
living the dream
>>213
It would be (kettenk)rad!
Wouldn't it be weird if sexual reproduction was reversed? Imagine a penis going in and out of a vagina until the woman orgasms and shoots her sperm into the mans penis and he gets pregnant?
>>217
From conception or birth? It must be hard giving birth out of a penis.
>>216
only 1% of sperm would get to the destination, unless penis had a sucking in function somehow. This sucking organ would've been 5 times bigger than male balls, and would've been unactive for the most of human's lifetime, just taking space. Just terribly unefficient all around. You would need a way to clean it of sucked in dust or something like that, this means extra excretions. Plus sperm needs a temperature a bit lower than the rest of the body, this means this female would still need balls and would still need the channel to deliver sperm from balls into the sucking penis. If you go that far, might as well just deliver all the way into the female's body. It is probably possible to have semen production without balls, but resulting semen probably wouldn't be able to move as freely or something, human body probably has its temperature for a reason, to kill as much of alien organisms that try to get inside as possible.
The pissu kids are ruining a yet another hideout. Unfortunate.
think hurts, please stop the think, I don't want to think anymore, please stop this, please, somebody
game over teenbro
What's that song that goes something like MAWARU MAWARU, MERRY MERRY GO ROUND!! ?
It's a powerful uptempo dance song and I think it might be touhou-related
Being a cop is like, you never worry about having a corkscrew
Has anyone heard of a C87 album called HOT COKO with a track by ココ on it?
> only 1% of sperm would get to the destination
damn, your right, it could never work, a mans penis only shoots out one sperm at a time maybe 2 sometimes and thats how you get twins
I knew bunnies were hypersexual but I didn't know they could hump so fast.
Ever tried to pee backwards? Getting something outside through a tiny canal is much easier than getting something back in. This is why month is much bigger than asshole.
Male sperm and female sperm have to meet each other inside, this is why you need to flood it like that.. I wonder why there is usually only one female sperm at the time. Maybe specifically to avoid the twin situation?
gonna change my name to shakespeare and write a book called hamlet but it'll be about a small pig
>>220
Verm owns you
I don't know who needs to hear this but
2BUCKHOMEWORLD
I tried visiting pissu once but everyone there types like a teenage girl and I don't much care for it.
You have to wonder how hyper productive artists like @hyxpk and @kamindani operate. I would guess it's the Bob Ross effect.
>>232
Teengirls vs Teenbro mafia
one thing i like about this place is that despite periodic scares that tumblr people / twitter people / 4chan people / people from that russian guy's sites / people from some new site are gonna invade, it never happens because to post on a text board consistently you have to have a basic level of literacy that simply isn't present on 99% of the internet
Michiganders and Michigeese
Naomi Osaka vs WingsofRedemption
>>233 Generally speaking, really fast artists like that are making compromises that they've practiced a lot and aren't ultimately a detriment to what they do. For example, using rendering techniques that don't take long, knowing how to vary up a sameface, being really good at <body part A> so that nobody knows nor cares that you're not "the really good <body part B> guy", that sorta thing.
(That is not to say it isn't impressive. It's very impressive.)
Naomi Osaka Penis
fuck u for locking me out ebay
GOONGA GINGA GOONGA GING GANG GOONGING GOONGA
t. corea
Shota National Party
RIP Galko, I don't see how your author gets outta this one
Bear Grylls deepfake vtuber
21 12 21
the nightmare before christmas was a weak movie
Tim Burton is a hack fraud
beverly hills cop + ninja + 90210 is a very confusing franchise Kappa
They see me rofflin'. They hatin'
She became negroidal
I mostly use DQN as part of my lunch break at work (and then pop on later to see if there's been any replies). I'm off for the holidays, so see you in the new year, dokyuns!
I never managed to pirate multimedia fusion as a kid because I got a lot of hits for porn with two dudes in it.
Hong Kong
>japanese webfont
a horrifying idea, it's not a pathetic latin alphabet with like 80 characters, those are heavy.
mona is hipster shit.
I used to think the "waifus blacked" thing was a joke based off the old VRChat meme event and "built for bbc"-type shitposting but some of the editing is so extensive I'm starting to think its an actual fetish and I dont know if that makes it funnier or just sad
I'd say it is 3% fetish and 97% fetish for pissing people off.
and 100% mental illness
Hiding of ID when you sage feels weird, why it works like that. It's kind of inconvenient for everyone.
Every imageboard or textboard I know of suck each in a different way. This here is one of the better places.
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
私は黒人が「イケメン」よりも置くのが少ないと思います
try again but in your native language
pizdarique
your thoughts suck, think harder
wait, no, it's a trap, don't think
orange violet succubus
anarchy in the /dqn/
Je trouve les Noirs moins rebutants que les "ikemen" japonais aux cheveux blonds et à la peau bronzée. Ceux-là m'intimident vraiment et je ne sais pas pourquoi
dqn DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS
Imagine being a mindreader in a foreign country. I assume real mindreaders are capable of hijacking deeper levels than just internal monologue, and those are language independent. In "made in abyss" there are mindreading monsters, incredibly dangerous shits. Imagine deep mindreading used before hiring somebody, or on politicians. Imagine opening somebody's skull physically as a prerequisite to getting to some positions.
I should've killed myself 10 years ago. I need to do something instead of just wasting time.
絶対に来迎されない人生を活きてしまった
go'on cave
jelqing to wu dynasty kanji readings
vc: kan
George Floyd (ghost form) is going to haunt me one of these days
I like how the word cocaine sounds. Almost like cock, but better. Should be kokein and kok though.
>>257
Post examples of "Some S_JIS art takes the difference between the types of brackets into account (and was probably made by Mona users)".
imboredimboredimboredimboredimboredimboredimboredimboredimboredimboredimboredimbored
If I replaced my eyeballs with iPhone cameras, the image quality that I see would be worse. Though it would be worse than my normal eyes while using glasses or contact lenses, it would still be something. I would be able to see, but I guess I would have to charge my battery for my eyes maybe multiple times per day. Also, I don't know if the science to convert a digital image signal to a brain image signal has been done yet.
simp and trad
lean mean teen machine
if you tattoo yourself a bunch with formulas for integrals in your hands because they look kinda cool, do you get banned forever from taking calculus exams? do they ask you to put on gloves
>airport security guy found the cum tissue
you have my deepest sympathies.... SIMP ON THESE NUTS AH AH AH
I will spank my child if they ever nickname their fire Pokémon a variant of "flambé"
bitch better scream jumanji so i know she done playin games
i wanna cum in the genshin dog boy and suck on his tummy so fucking bad dude
homestuck is americana
I keep setting realistic goals that I don't accomplish, because way deep down maybe I just don't want to, but my realistic alternative of being a useless piece of shit playing video games all day also doesn't hold that much appeal way deep down either.
same
Dilip Kumar
Merry Christmas and shit, you fucks.
Christmas is three months away, idort.
it's always christmas in christmas town
Noggers!
I know writers who use subtext, and they're all cowards. Okay? What I was asking in that scene is "What if Gregor Samsa turned into a disgusting insect? Could he literally get out of bed?" And no one's asked that before.
So a "powertrain" is not a train.
Merry Christmas everyone.
I hope all the DQNs that are still here, and the ones no longer on here, are doing well.
In the future when we live in massive apartment cubes, I'm going to get apt. no. 2017. Then go on old music video comment sections on YouTube and find people asking "Who's listening to this in 2017?". And I'll reply “Me! Me! I am!”
I miss the KONY 2012 hysteria
2012 was 10 minutes ago...
You should kill yourself NOW!
2012 is 19 years in the future!
Bowling for Columbine?! More like Clopping for Indochina!
Alright, Boxing Day is over. Time to wait for the new year and Comiket FOMO
Martin Shkreli has a posse
americans be like
i pledge allegiance to the fag
and the republic for which it stans
I only pledge allegiance to the SAOVQ
>probably this wiki's only confirmed reader
???
did they fuck?
Good night sweet prince...
yabai, maji yabai yo
>>318
I am rather offended by this; I read his wiki a good number of times before and discussed some articles with him and I am most certainly not ssz! Where is my mention? There are two confirmed readers!
No, he fucked me.
They say you are what you eat, but I don't remember eating a gigantic pain in the ass!
I do remember eating a huge dick, however.
You are what penetrates you roughly for about three hours
listening to islam religious youtube videos for relaxation
grill grill grill!!!!!!
Put George Floyd on the $1 bill
Yowe me faav Floyds
like 80% of the news links in the old various saitama threads are dead of link rot...
It would actually be more appropriate to put George Floyd on the $20 bill
It has been a really long time since I have been on text boards, and I am trying to remember the links to all of the ones I visited.
Megaman Sex. (16)
>>335
This feels like a joke post mocking a certain poster
Remember that image of a black guy shooting a white kid, saying "nobody will talk or remember you".
Remember that white girl raped by 4 niggers, and they poured bleach after that to get rid of the evidence, and some people complained it didn't get enough media coverage?
Remember that terract in Russia, Nord Ost, where 170 people died and even more were held hostage for several days? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moscow_theater_hostage_crisis
You probably think your shit is amusing or entertaining, but you just look like a retard.
>>340
Consider this: A pack of wild Niggers.
Savage, slavering Niggers nearing your white home. Trampling your white lawn. Raping your white daughter.
And you can't do shit since they're savages. The Nigger leader grabs your wife and fucks her with his shaman stick.
The primal Niggers finally dominate your household. They watch barbaric shows on TV and you are forced to be their slave.
Such is the downfall of White Man.
>>339 it replaces glycine in protein synthesis and causes them to misfold or lose function entirely, who knows what all kind of long term effects this could have but prion diseases work basically the same way, for example. and it's everywhere, the food, runoff into the water supply, you could eat nothing but meat and still end up with it in your system because the oats and soybeans fed to the cattle were sprayed with it during harvest. america is the great satan for introducing this shit to the world and forcing it everywhere.
american freaks are the reason i can't walk into a restaurant and just order tea without getting a cup full of brown corn syrup water. you weird mulattoes are the ones who should have to specify that you want tea flavored diabetes syrup, not normal people who just want fucking tea, fuck america deserves 90000000 9/11s for this alone
I want to anal vore every pig disgusting american on this god forsaken planet.
>>345
Excuse me but you are reaching some ODD CONCLUSIONS from that man's posts, are you sure that you don't have an AGENDA of some sort?
>>342
Could you link any papers showing that it replaces glycine in protein synthesis? If it did, I'd expect we'd have seen far worse side-effects by now than "toxic in immense quantities" and "incredibly slight chance that it might maybe cause cancer."
>>347
https://www.researchgate.net/publication/305318376_Glyphosate_pathways_to_modern_diseases_V_Amino_acid_analogue_of_glycine_in_diverse_proteins
https://www.westonaprice.org/health-topics/environmental-toxins/glyphosate-in-collagen/
it takes some digging because google will bury results for searches of eg "glyphosphate + glycine" or fill the first few pages with ONLY articles saying that it's absolutely harmless and you'll be fine even if you just drink a bottle of it.
all of these are well cited and you may follow their chains of reference at your leisure, because some actually do just start by assuming the premise that substitution DOES occur.
Is this the song and dance where the schizos want to go back to medieval times
>I'd expect we'd have seen far worse side-effects by now
80% of americans are obese or overweight, rates of autism have increased from 1:10,000 in 1970 to 1:50 in 2020, we've seen a meteoric rise in chronic diseases and metabolic and inflammatory diseases of all kinds in the past decades. I've seen a compelling theory (but it is just a theory) that one driver of celiac isn't gluten itself but gluten that's been mistakenly folded with glyphosphate instead of glycine by the wheat plant.
What I don't understand is the mockery, people act like a supposed wonder-chemical has never before been proven after its introduction and widespread use to have harmful health effects. I'm sure the first guy who said that asbestos or CFCs were bad got called a schizo too.
There is a timeline where YIIK already has a well received reboot after the astonishing disaster released in 2019. It has some alright stuff at the surface level, pretty much every part of the game has room for improvement, and many of the "yikes" elements aren't any more tasteless than what's in all the media all the time.
This, unfortunately, is not that timeline.
>glyphosphate
u mena glyphosate?
>>353
Referencing the death of Elisa Lam was just weird moreso than tasteless
>>355
More recent offendatrons got offended when the game came out, but it was quite the Tumblr obsession when it happened, which is probably a part of why the creator was absolutely blind to whether it was acceptable to reference in that way (I think what tabloids and "based on true story" stuff does is tasteless, but allowable).
I swear I came across a subscription-required news site for content creators a couple months back that seemed a little ahead of the curve and would've been perfect for making some market moves right before numerous clout-chasers started talking about those things for a bit, but now I can't for the life of me remember what it was called (the name was really fucking generic, I think) and might not recognize it if I see it again. Must have been a fever dream....
Heh, he doesn't bookmark everything ever.
Heh, as if bookmarking actually helps finding something twice.
I think I got it. My brain probably conflated "Trend" with "Trends", which is furthermore related to with "The Hustle", which "Trend" lists in its "as seen on". And looking at these pages, none of them are quite the thing I was thinking. A patchwork of a memory.
>>356 It will be very interesting to find out that some change in human lifestyle in the past few decades caused a surge in autism rates or something like that, but I think that quoted figure is more due to higher awareness and diagnoses of autism now compared to 1970?
You ever think if any of the renaissance masters or great composers of centuries ago were alive today they've be diagnosed with autism?
Quick, I need a good ココ song (not 嫁 404 Not Found or 砕月) to complete the lineup.
>>362
Dante Alighieri comes across as an autistic fanfic writer in the divine comedy, with his favorite poets reacting to his literal self-insert the way they did and his obsession with Florentine politics when he was in hell.
More contemporarily, Muhammad Ali Jinnah was so obsessed with Pakistan that it literally killed him due to his neglect of health
ah, what a nice new year's eve...
Party people in the place are you ready to express
Ready to move to the vibe pickup your chest
This raver baby sound kickin' twenny twenny two
Checkin' out the sounds of DQN and all the crew
You got the man he's with the mittens
And Mr. Squeeks right by the side
Original Daddy Cool justa workin' up the vibe
My brethren VIPper Quality right there by my side
With the gikos with the uprise
Mr. Morrow rudeboy ride
Sounds of raver baby
Kickin twenny twenny two
And this ones going to all my international crew
We love the way you dance
We love the way you post
We love the way you share your thoughts, kopipe content too
Cause this is how we do it on a weekend vibe
You got DQN sound, you got DQN tribe
It's time to
Follow the leada, move with the leada, follow the leada
Here we go
Follow the leada, move with the leada
DQN baby, runnin this show
https://gikopoipoi.net/ get in here!
We're in the classroom, but 2kike has seemingly disappeared and now it's been taken over by some vtuber maniac...
Martial blunt
imagine being named "gaylord"
The most COMFY time of the year is FINALLY HERE!
The denpa button selection has been updated (thanks to >>365-san for his recommendations). I hope you will enjoy the new songs.
Happy 1993, everyone!
Espeon...
Help, something is stuck in my eye
mittens released.
gunt
dqnny
Some people are heroes for sacrificing their dreams. Others are heroes for following their dreams when maybe they shouldn't have.
As for me, I've given up on being an hero.
even though i am often speaking the anti-korean sentiment, i stilluse daily the smartphone manufactured in south korea (-_-)
>天神地祇
shinjitai is SHIT, why didn't they simplify by radical instead of by individual characters
i want to believe
>>385
original idea: we can get rid of kanji eventually, only the ones that are required for usage require simplification
immediately after: wait fuck why do we keep adding new kanji to usage
korea: ヽ<丶 ﾟД・>ノ dOiNg It AnYwAy
now, more than ever, all the fremen must be together
band idea
>>389 Me on drums, me on guitar and me on vocals, and the one that likes miko on bass (me)
fuck cabinets, cabinets fuckin suck and i hate them
>>391
so brave and powerful, easily the most important post DQN has ever seen
Trannies are the gender equivalent of blackface.
PROVE ME WRONG YOU CAN'T DO IT
>>394
That sounds like something a non-ironic TERF would say
>>393
thank u i worked hard on my thoughts and kept good mental hygiene
Why do people say human instead of person now?
i want to eat egg curry
>>397 It's called a synonym... sometimes a concept can have several different words that mean the same thing, but can have slightly different connotations depending on the context... and it turns out these contexts can be different for different people, so sometimes people read into things that aren't there, or even miss the point entirely...
>>397 lizard men wearing human skin. Alternatively furries, or ferengi cosplay, but mostly furries.
>>400-401 are herders.
I don't know what a nerf herder is and at this point I'm afraid to ask.
speed racer forced feminization
>>403 a Star Wars thing
Gotta be honest, when you're just chilling by yourself and you fart, it just feels great!
forced fermentation
>>389 the dqn who loves toromi will continue their solo act
>>403
An insult Leia throws at Han once while still in tsun mode.
"kirisame marisa" and "elon musk" having the same gematria value
Sorry anglos and american hipsters, but the opinion of hundreds of doujin composers holds more value. Sting is God.
shooting ropes to submissive dogboys
where are all these weird people coming from on gikopoi lol
joker dancing on the hakugyokuro stairs
> hate facts are when haters are right
I still don't own an ahegao hoodie.
Horny for death.
true crime tv aint too bad a way to spend a rona or flu infection
master control program calling its EOLs vs shitposter saying bottom text
小さな小さな賢将
ナーズリンはカピバラだったら大きな大きな賢将が主題歌
cute curls
Correlation does not equal causation. Is it cope?
yes, it was always a thought-terminating stock phrase used mainly by redditbrains. ooouuuoooh 80% of hollywood executives might be jews but correlation doesnt equal causation!
I like Blonde ale
SHUT IT DOWN
Youtubers are net negative on society
Correlation does not imply castration
shit, I missed sex with kids.
How long until some psycho writes an article like "The Last Time I Saw My Grandparents Was When I Infected Them With The Covid That Killed Them And I Am Not Ashamed."
still waiting for a take along the lines of "instead of the 1st world hoarding vaccines, we should give them to africa for the sake of properly testing them first"
>>434
there's probably some article somewhere that does this but frames the grandparents as anti-vaxxers
Yeah, yon' even know me! Yeah yeah ah! Yon' even knoooooooow me!
Oh the cunny you’ll blow
>>426,427correlation does not equal causation'' bothers me because correlation does not imply causation'' is a stronger statement and usually is what such a person meant anyway
i dont think its cope to bring it up when discussing an event that a cognitive bias might make human perception of an event inaccurate but maybe you're seeing something i'm not
i commonly discard arguments on the basis of selection bias but ``correlation =\> causation'' is occasionally useful too
>>432,441
Causation is nothing but repeated correlation, coupled with the mind's tendency to infer general truths from particular instances. When many uniform instances appear and the same event is always followed by a distinct previous event, our mind comes to expect the later event to occur after observing the previous. This feeling of connection between two events, conditioned through repeated correlation, is what we call causation.
EAT HOOKERS EAT HOOKERS EAT HOOKERS EAT HOOKERS EAT HOOKERS I'm Glenn Quagmire. EAT HOOKERS EAT HOOKERS EAT HOOKERS
zalsa
Maybe we keep rehashing decade callbacks because of the pervasive "post-ironic" hypercritical self-aware popular consciousness making organic culture harder to appear
Wait a second here, I'm too young to be old! Here's a lesson for you kids; eat your vegetables, or else your teeth fall out. Malnutrition isn't just for third world countries.
2002 Sheldon saying Baxanga
In 2000 the Washington Post had a writer who thought the 90s were so culturally devoid that we'd look back at it with blank stares, but tbf he/she doesn't experience time, and therefore the 10s, the way we Elitists do.
Preggo today, Ragu tomorrow.
broke: getting voice typecast as God in mainstream productions
woke: getting voice typecast as a super sexy Antichrist in weird straight-to-DVD movies only sold in Christian bookstores
Every single imageboard person starts his twenties as Gosling from Drive and ends them as Gord from Freddy Got Fingered.
simulation theory is just theism for redditorrs
roko's basilisk is just pascal's wager for redditors
why are redditors so good at smugly reinventing 2,000 year old theological arguments except they replace god with a computer
the problem of evil is retarded and was solved by plato like 3000 years ago but redditors still quote it
reddit burned our crops, salted our fields, and put this shit in my pants
thanks for reading
These days I probably resent twitter more than reddit
>>461
What's so different between the two?
>>462
One of them I can enjoy laughing at, the other makes my ass burn with rage.
>>456
i would like this post specifically to be preserved for 1-2 milennia
ideally without context too
To be honest, there are many things that make my ass burn with rage.
I feel like if we were starting tabula rasa, it actually wouldn't be that hard to find a political system that works, that everyone engages in and is reasonably happy with, and that actively makes the world a better place. But our current world is so far out of balance, with so many people traumatised and broken and alienated, and so many absurdly huge and arbitrary imbalances of power, that trying to implement such a system successfully, or even just trying to move towards something like it, is almost impossible.
Typical consumeddit post but it's about pussy, comparing the various statistics of pussies, arguing about preference, dismissing some types of pussy as "beginner's first", exhibiting barely-concealed classism about 'tangerino
edgy flaming skull guy on a motorcycle
ye i like tiny gook pussy cuz i got a tiny dick, problem NIGGER?
I feel like judging sites as huge as Reddit and Twitter is a bit unfair honestly, they are so huge and varied in their content and userbase that you can't just generalize the whole platform, other than they skew a bit younger, maybe?
The bigger issue with them is that they homogenize and encourage corporate monopolies on social interaction online
it isn't, they aren't, you can
My dad said anders breivik looked like a Harry Potter character holy shit
feelio when you think you're pulling an epic zersetzung but are getting epically zersetzung'd yourself
why's arthas' horse named invincible when you can see it
You know why they call it an xbox 360?
Sure is newfag around here recently, greetings new friends
Anal Thunderfury
as a value investor in memes, i'm going long on xtranormal
it's about as lazy as image macros, but with audio and video for more impact
I should've studied sociology or musicology or whatever so I could argue that the east-west cultural mixture that has been very present as of the last two decades in pop music has been largely mediated and influenced by rhythm games, that rhythm games are worth analyzing as cultural artifacts and that online rhythm game enthusiast communities have formed what most people would consider to be a music scene with its own peculiarities and possibly even unique semiotic systems. I would like that thesis to be taken seriously and not just me elevating a teen hobby with pretentious buzzwords I can't fully grasp.
>>470
the corporate control is the main problem to me too. i've always thought the quality of twitter/tumblr/youtube/discord is more variable than reddit/facebook/instagram/AOL (which are almost uniformly low quality) but i regard stigmatization/shaming as a reasonable strategy for encouraging people to get off the corporate parts of the internet. it's probably the most effective strategy too, because i think the criticism rings true and most people know those sites are for lusers
the internet, where i go to see what people who don't think think and people who do think not thinking
Thinking of getting Pokemon Legends Arceus but I'm not impressed by the new designs so far
Well, I like the human designs but the new evolutions/regional formes look like Yokai Watch creatures
uh oh, schizo alert
A Vana'diel minute is four beats of 100bpm, that's kinda clever.
We've got you surrounded! Come drink your corn syrup!
Either some of my neighbors is getting a really good dick, or somebody's washing machine/refrigerator is breaking down.
go on 4chan, most popular thread is a screenshot of a tweet
go on twitter, most popular tweet is a screenshot of a 4chan thread
go on dqn, most engaged with subject is people talking about 4chan and twitter
I havent seen 4chan proper mentioned outside of iaa for a fair bit now.
Social media is far more polemic due to both guilt from users/addicts of it and the hatred of those who dont and the bird site being ubiquitous intensifies this
people freaking out about catcalling
Lies, most engaged subject is "post your thoughts for your ai overlords to analize"
AND MY AXE
Bo's Veranda yaaaaaaaaaay babyyyyy! Bo's Veranda yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
The archive schizo has arrived run for your lives
Bring it on, I ain't afraid of no shizophfhreaniaks
when did everyone start saying schizo online, seems like it happened in the last 500 days or so
back like 5000 days ago i thought everyone was just being dumb calling other people autists online only to find out im on ``the spectrum'' after a couple thousand days of that.
this schizo thing does not bode well
>>498
Ever since deranged posting exploded the past 5 years or so (and doubled during the pandemic)
>>498
Its been used for a fair while but really took off after gangstalking became a meme
am i actually horny or just bored
>>501
jerk off and ask yourself again!
rip stove jobs
rip stove stove
>>499
horseshit, i was pretty online in the trump days, it was not common then. i think it's a pandemic thing
jerkcity is good why didn't I read this like 10 years ago
It was called Bonequest back then
Just a thought, rating something from 0 to 100 means rating something against some unreachable ideal, like there is a fixed perfection somewhere. It probably should be different, it should go from 0 to infinity. I give this work 999430 points.
>>508
The only objective rating metric is iClapped™s over time. Heil Disney!
I'm glad there was no second January 6th insurrection. That was frightening.
is the "I may be stupid" meme supposed to be "I may be stupid [but]" with the continuation omitted or just an affirmation that one is stupid
I sometimes miss /baphomet/
I may be a stupid butt!
Why do british people with autism have much more exaggerated accents?
Jerome Powell: "Your motherfucking easy money bubble will end in 60 days." freezes while brandishing comically large mallet
>>516
I think cuz they talk slower and tend to exaggerate speech in general.
Once upon a time this guy really sucked ass at "Minecraft":
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f6ALgNAVuH4
i miss alt-chans
I miss pre-discord pre-twitter pre-centralization into generals imageboards.
same
vc: vase
agitprop trading firm
>>520
Minecraft having saturated colors (AND NO DEEPSLATE) made it feel more fun
alt history russian president gagarin
Speedrunners High: The adrenaline rush that results from cutting your cock off
gangstalking was unironically a tactic used by secret police of the DDR and it was basically a form of gaslighting used to discredit people precisely because of how schizo anyone trying to talk about it sounds. stasi would break into your home while you were at work or whatever and subtly rearrange furniture, turn on lightswitches that you knew you left on, etc.
Shitting Turveydale
Interesting, just like a lot of anti-Chinese propaganda another anon noted recently, I've been feeling like I stumble on Stasi and their evildoing wherever I look. How it picked up schemes devised by Nazi secret police and such.
Not to imply anything, but most of Goebbels's specialists found their employment after the war in the West.
Also, this: >>523
[s4s] hit me with nostalgia for this reason a few years ago, but I haven't been there in a long while. Just don't tell anyone about that board so they don't ruin it...
I miss 4-ch.net
Discord and tumblr cliques have been deep in [s4s] for a long time, like since the board was created.
And you guys see a semi-political meme and are like: this must be a CIAnigger conspiracy psyop gangstalking campaign
The Tiktok Stasi
enron online wasn't a very fun mmo, 0/10
>this must be a CIAnigger conspiracy psyop gangstalking campaign
youd be suprise
Feminist Amazon.com commercials
>圀
i kinda like that one actually i wish it caught on
>>533
To mention that one side is guilty of something of course doesn't mean to imply that another side is innocent of it, my dear (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）)
I'd even go so far as to say I find it highly likely that at some point between then and now, almost every western government figured out that zersetzung is a much more effective tool for suppressing dissent than the old fashioned methods of labor camps & sham trials.
============EVERYONE ABOVE THIS LINE HAS BEEN GANGSTALKED=======================
got me some umeshu today gonna have a good time
Utopia (C4)'s conspiracy boardroom: Ominous wood paneling by Hieronymus Bosch, not murder-free
Utopia (Amazon)'s conspiracy boardroom: Mr. Bezos generously supplied us a low level conference room, did someone spill soda in here?
I've seen a man, who was trying to innocently stream GTA RP and become big on the interweb, get gangstalked and forced to play retro games for their amusement.
Anybody looking forward to Elden Ring?
The Fulani herdsmen have been gangstalking me. I fear for my life. Right this moment, their cattle is staring at me through my window.
Foolish shepherds take our culture is why we need a trend #biafra #ipob #freekanu #harasbuharioutof
dümping in dümping in dümping in heaven
>>547
i dont know what that is so, no
but it reminded me that i wish tolkien had written more novels, i tried the silmarillion but it just aint the same
Looking at photos of the 1921 Russian famine is oddly extremely unpleasant, I mean like obviously looking at death is gonna be unpleasant and I'm stating the obvious but there's something about famines in particular that gets under my skin even for someone who is desensitized to a lot of this stuff. Maybe its the cannibalism that often accompies it that revolts me, or perhaps its the non-violent, yet pitiable and ghoulish state they leave this world in. Or I could simply be disturbed because I'm not used to these type of images. It gives me the same intense despair of "true love is dead" when unexpected affairs happen, which is way less bad but still.
The more I think about it, this could be simply be human instincts I am feeling, naturally disliking pestilence. Regardless, I am a bit happy that I can feel human empathy over death and disaster after years of 24-hour news and excessive shock content consumption
Pissed in the kitchen sink
The new Terasu MC doujin feels more like an art piece on hating your stepdad rather than a NTR doujin
i'm an alabama heron and i want to pick fish
hell with every single kitchen dish
Whoops~
Droppin mud in the toilet!
I wish I was gay sometimes
>>555
do you spend most of your time protecting your kestrel?
About 2,500 days ago I was sitting at my desk on a cold winter night, drinking a pleasantly astringent gunpowder tea and browsing dqn. Tonight I'm sitting at my desk on a cold winter night, drinking a pleasantly astringent gunpowder tea and browsing dqn. I hope you all are well.
Has anyone else noticed that women think vulgarity is cool in the last 5 years or so
>>560
I would like some pleasantly astringent gunpowder tea right about now. Instead I am drinking a delightfully earthy Sumatran coffee
BRIDGE TIME IS TIME AND IN THE LIMIT THE LIMIT IT POSSESSES AND IT ARRIVES
Jissom
People want to be excited constantly and have instant access to a kind of hollow excitement immediately, so are more unimaginative than ever. 0-effort escapism has lead to a death in creative escapism.
>>562 Nah, you just haven't interacted with girls much over the last century
After playing VtMB I found out one of the licensed pieces, an industrial rock piece in the Anarch bar, is called "Lecher Bitch" by "Genitorturers", and you can probably guess exactly what their stage act is like.
>>567
To be fair, I havent interacted much with anybody over the last century
Reminder disney owns Family Guy
the us should mint $20 $50 and $100 coins out of a few grams of palladium surrounded by an iron slug and simply roll with the hyperinflation and redenominate like the yen did
that's the only way to save the petrodollar i think
>>571
That's not a bad idea actually.
You could also say that the Taliban offensive was allowed to happen so the govt has a reason to go back into the Middle East and maybe Pakistan?
Jissom
Jissom = Joseon???
Jissom = Jomon
EBOLA = OBAMA
Comedy's dead, this makes me sad
I feel like all the posts are running together
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
i still recall the halcyon day of bazinga
nostalgic for 2014, how did it come to this?
============EVERYONE BELOW THIS LINE HAS BEEN GANGSTALKED=======================
Sometimes I rip a bong then go for a walk around town, and when I notice that people are secretly taking photos of me on their phones and reporting on my location, I play along and have fun with it. It feels a bit like that "White Bear" Black Mirror episode
One time the police kept slowing down as they drove past me walking, and I thought "hoho, I'm a fugitive, they're trying to spook me" but then a police van with blue flashing lights drove up onto the pavement beside me and stopped me to search me. Turns out I looked a bit like a guy who had been spotted carrying a big knife, but I said "That's just my COCK!"
Bjork stalker was Nikocado Avocado's dad
Mos Espa more like Mos Vespa am i rite
Actually capitalism is human nature and Marx refused to bathe so fuck that idiot.
I didnt know Marx refused to bathe but looking at his hair and beard it should be obvious
He refused to bathe or get a job. That bum had fucking open sores all over and just sponged off his friends.
No wonder he invented communism. He wanted everyone but himself to cover his expenses.
Wait a second.... is this an OP?
/cfg/ - Crazy Frog General
a dictatorship where the censorship method is when a journalist practices bad math or statistics they become a political prisoner for life
a dictatorship where Stuttering John is the god-king
a dictatorship where the only way to gain citizenship is to be able to either strict press 70kg or 1cc touhou 11 on normal+
a dictatorship where the gestapo force you to eat your expired food
I want to put my dick between two little girl's asses, and make them do double buttjob. Is this too much to ask?
>>600
God is a cruel asshole, if He were benevolent, each would be supplied with two or three little girl servants that would display pure affection and support unconditionally.
Is it offensive if a caucasian dude wears a niqab with a cowboy hat?
I've always wondered why criminals dont just wear a burqa or niqab and take it off after
My dad left his work email open and I had the extreme urge to cc everyone in the Women's Colleague Network flagged email with something like suck my cock bitches
I don't take L's. I am L's.
Max Stirner has the same philosophy as George "Maddox" Ouzounian
Western artists get really offended if you dont like their fetish I've noticed
genres are gay
>>611
P. Orridge iirc said something along the lines of "when things are classified into genres is when they die"
one year on the carnivore diet and now i am king of skeltons
carnivore diet more like CONSTIPATION diet
The Ñ word
Seems like ota-ch.com is another zombie imageboard, still viewable but posting blocked
I like it better with glasses, because I like glasses girls, and maids, and nurses.
And lolicon.
And gore.
new SICP just dropped
Whore.
Megaman Zero 3 has internet as the afterlife, but maybe postlife is a bit better word. I wonder how many dead people's accounts are around, and for how long they will stay around.
>>622
It's weird to think that the internet will likely become an option for the afterlife rather soon.
That sounds lame, but the choice between a guaranteed but sucky afterlife and a chance for multiple things to happen (or not) in eternity is tough
>>623
"Grandpa's ghost is on twitter, indistinguishable from the propaganda bots that keep their stock from getting delisted."
breaking the mould by lacing my corpse with anthrax and parading it around town
ButtOut, apply directly to the butthole
All porn is cursed.
You take my hand, you shake my snakes
You make me hate the human race
Ivo Shandor
The East India Company: Quality you can wage wars of rebellion against™
Public toilet paper forts
the current political climate has forced me to download tifa cards from the illusion cards booru
my books arrived with water damage
Electromagnetic waves travel infinitely in space, even some random TV broadcast from the 1960s is still traveling along in the universe waiting to be picked up.
Imagine if we get technology to pick up these signals in the incomprehensibly far future, and those guys get records of life as of now. Fucking imagine if someone doxxed me online or spread lies about me, that information spreads throughout the cosmos infinitely, forever. What if they find the lies and I'll never be able to send truth to them? My entire person will be remembered for the rest of time for something I'm not. Scratch that, even the activity of me normally is archived in waves never to be rubbed away, who knows how many deathly embarrassing facts about me are etched in space. What if, in the future, massive companies or hell just retards wanting to kill time start compiling every bit of information they can find about humanity in older eras? What if its not even just waves, what if they come to predict the movement of every single atom and therefore predict every atom's history, and start developing simulations of how they would organize themselves throughout time, atom-to-atom in exact detail. They would reconstruct every aspect of my fucking life, every time I fapped they could watch from every angle, every fucking movement of my brain they would have full understanding of, more understanding than I could ever hope to. I feel so fucking powerless against this, they will know every detail about my life and my inadequacies and failures, I will be documented in the most comprehensibly complete form to be mocked for the rest of time. Children will browse an exact atom-to-atom recreation of the world I think of as the entirety of existence, my entire life and therefore each of my failings permanently recorded and never to be eroded. Failure that I might not even understand or remember and failure that I wish desperately to be wiped clean will ALL exist forever and ever, documented in totality.
In retrospect every single iteration of /prog/ has been hot shit.
>>635 "Hot shit" amazingly good or "hot shit" really bad?
Did you hear Ukrainian hackers have been messing about with UVB-76 just now? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUgzv-8_EMc Dropping in and out playing the B-52s and NoFX apparently
It's playing some mad noises I haven't heard before on it just now
Hot shit as in boiling feces.
Apparently thyme tea exists. It tastes about as odd as you'd expect.
>>634
Even if such a thing were to happen, rest assured you're probably unremarkable enough for people not to care too much. Its like nurses seeing your genitals.
>>640
Kinda like mint tea (same family).
I dunno if it actually helps me breathe easier but it feels like it does.
>>643
I found the taste of thyme tea to be entirely different from mint tea, but that may be because I drink a lot of mint tea and am very used to the taste.
As for breathe easier, yeah, it does feel like it has that effect.
people that far in the future will be busy fighting tyrannids or whatever, not watching some random dude from 400 centuries ago jacking off
what if the particle analyzing god machine confirms reincarnation as scientific reality, then yourself from a future life might look you up and watch you jack off
today's federal reserve announcement is expected to circumvent algorithmic trading based on speech to text for 2 minutes by having jpow walking out with an opened nintendo ds and closing it
Woke up w/ stiffy, what do it mean
I think a future superbeing would find more interesting to watch specimens having sex and not just masturbating
>>649 Your bladder's full
Sex is fun. I wish I was having sex.
I miss the nintendo DS
The DS version of worms isn't half bad. Neither is the Metroid pinball game. Many such cases.
>>649 you're a healthy male with a functioning prostate and a normal testosterone level
your dad knew perfectly well that the xbox isn't a nintendo, he bought the fucking thing. it was just fun to mess with you.
ANKLE MOBILITY
Seeing artists distressed about their fanbox getting posted elsewhere makes me genuinely feel bad for them
>>660
he knew what an xbox was and he also knew that the xbox was a kind of nintendo
saxophone gives me the runs
I'm not willing to pay for videogames or such until I get a source of income. I really want to buy another hdd first.
tape storage rental sounds like a really neat idea.
Youtube video essayists vs those weirdoes on twitter that make "threads" when they should just be blogging
Holding a vendetta towards small online communities is an underrated vessel of mental illness
>>669
specific cases or in general?
>>668 why does "transparent case" mean "hiding wires"?
My PC has a transparent case, because it looks cool. It doesn't change my cable management (which is: cleanly separated & labelled but out of air flow zones).
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Analphabeetus
I wonder how many parents fucked their kids on NY Eve 1999 because they thought it'd be all over at midnight
its weird how these days you don't really save much if any at all money by building your own PC, hell i bought a prebuilt off amazon of all places and went and priced the parts myself and building it would've saved me like, $20, before figuring in shipping costs
There's people still milking the "Karen" thing... huh
>>668
Pretty sure you're supposed to tuck the cables behind the motherboard regardless.
>>675
Yeah there's been a lot of price gouging going on at distribution level, so I figure OEMs who are sourcing directly from manufacturers are getting the better deal here. Prices may go down a bit by the end of the year to capitalize on the desperate people who have waited three years to update their PCs to accomodate for next-gen games, but they will never go back to normal unless some authority steps in. They new bar has been set.
i feel like i don't post my current thoughts much in the current thought thread these days, hi DQN
currently thinking that i'm sad i have to stop browsing the internet for tonight
Thoughts on Quranism?
>>676
Holy shit there are still atheist "skeptic" youtubers like its 2015 too
/img/ sucks again
/img/ has always sucked
/img/ sucks all sorts of dicks but for some reason not mine
The only way to really improve /img/ would be a coordinated push to keep the few good threads on the front page at all times, or excessively hands-on moderation. Not sure if either of those would be too popular...
if good moderation is the one that deletes low effort content, then best moderation is one that removes 90% of people off the face of the planet. Fucking isn't that high effort activity.
I like Popeye but im haunted by those images of bluto
Short history of trans folk innovations in music:
Wendy Carlos - innovated by parodying classical music.
Vektroid - innovated by parodying 80s audiovisual kitsch.
Sophie - innovated by parodying y2k pop kitsch.
100 gecs - innovated by parodying 00s scenecore subcultures.
Sewerslvt - innovated by parodying weeaboo emogoth subcultures.
Parodying a sub is cultural appropiation
wendy carlos seems ``based'' as the kids are still saying
Journos when Christian charities act Christian: :o
neco farc
shacked up in the jungle, killing people (?), doing drugs (???)
neco narc
>>677
I have to confess, my idea of "good cable management" is having thick ribbon cables labelled with sticky notes all over the place and absolutely zero grouping of things and definitely no zip ties.
>>672
You fool, you're supposed to use text art formatting!
Don't see why I should, honestly
I wish I had a cute imouto to shower with affection. Not even anything lewd, just somebody to devote my emotions to.
>>700
I swear I made this exact post here like ten years ago.
For me, it's this: Unattributed verbatim copies of DQN posts from a decade ago.
I could accept nothingness as death, but burning in hell is a serious fear of mine, even though I follow one particular branch of religion, I often beg if there is a different deity (or one at all) for forgiveness in being wrong
>>704
and if reincarnation is what happens, I'll have until the death of the earth to figure it out
DISNEY'S WAR ON GAY KIDS
WHY DOES SOCIETY HATE GAY KIDS?
(this is real)
I found a hard square thing sewn into my new jacket and I thought it was a tracking device, but it was an apple chewit that had fallen through a hole in my inside pocket!
>>686 Nah don't be silly, another easier way to improve it is just by making better posts instead of complaining about other people's posts1
metapost: how do we reduce the amount of metaposts?
meatpost: chorizo is nice
FUCK filet mignon
I sort of wanna visit North Korea even though it seems unremarkable as a destination just to say I've been to a closed country.
A lot of SEA has temples and palaces I'd wanna visit but the unrest common there makes it risky to book ahead
I'd fuck Aung San Suu Kyi
should i take a shower after soaking in a hot spring
First semester went surprisingly well despite some brief moments of panic. I think I should be able to work more steadily this time.
Also helping out other students with math/physics shite is fun! Thanks for reading my blog!
>>521
Arrrgh you're imitating one or more posts that I made. I feel like you are trying to insult me which is fine for now I guess, for I did something stupid today.
I just hope I don't get GANGSTALKED. About a week ago a GANG STALKED me. The system that I used to write the word "gangstalked" said that it is a typo, this is part of the conspiracy to make me think gangstalking is all in my head.
Words from GOD JESUS: navigates batfowl reliances ceroons systoles absents bubaline erythroblast wriggling unbandages shuntings beachcomb monetization polyvalent cyanogeneses hellbroths mustang subchanters stalkier travestying lipoids sheikdoms cottierisms liposuctions amperes peaned ensues appointers mawkin sexualisations carbonadoed elderlinesses loriners olfactronics heles fleckered fluoridates dogmatises combed cholera raiments hoydenishness douts smaaked lavenders axiologists ritournelles presswomen indwellings capriccio equibalanced sanctify kinesipathist rigorism latitudinarianisms rebutton conjurator eglantines coatdress hovering unadventrous sweard biofeedback dichroiscope switchgirl bankets retrace ornamenters
^highlight: stalkier
Let me off the ride. The ride never ends.
vc: unride
P.S. I kinda liked that "websight" link.
tbh the most damaging thing to kids' psyches in pokemon isnt fantasy violence against animals or whatever, it's the inherent expectation of a world full of adventure and wonder and of kind and helpful people where evil rarely goes unpunished
irrational fear of being told i listen to white people music
>>717-san I’m just trying to highlight how excessively unique your posting style is. It stands out, not that that’s necessarily a good or bad thing. I like the train-of-thought derails if it means anything.
thought >>714 was saying IM FINE THANK YOU in one of those CJK languages
sometimes when i'm at home alone i put my hair in one of those anime girl side ponytails instead of a normal one
>>722
I normally think when asian people interact with the west its dumb they adopt a nickname. Like Yen-hsun isnt that hard, you dont need to call yourself a western name anymore. But Burmese names are so unorthodox (there are no surnames, names are changed freely throughout lives, many honorifics, syllables steadily increasing) that it does sound like racist ching chong singsong talk
Horsecocks. That is all
Good morning my little chicks and cocks
i like guns but i hate gun culture, especially people who spout shit like "it's not a weapon, it's a tool!"
it's a tool, whose intended purpose is to maim and kill people and animals, there's a word for tools like that and the word is "weapon". the whole "range toy" thing divorces people from the idea that this is not in fact a toy but a tool designed for inflicting bodily harm on others. americans are dumb.
>>727
You think lobbyists and politicians that are pro-gun really believe that? Its just a more acceptable talking point than just being blunt about not caring about gun violence, which is what nogunz in the US immediately go to. That, and penis size.
Pakistanis defend it with the following talking points, although there is little debate regarding gun control.
Facilitating a natural right of self-defense
Participating in law enforcement
Enabling the people to organize a militia system
Suppressing insurrection
Gun culture is important in certain states
Gunsmithing and cloning industries are important
Police are powerless/maliciously inactive in certain areas regarding violence and rape
I think Switzerland is kinda cool!
I hate Switzerland. Gaddafi was right about Switzerland
I'm neutral about Switzerland, and vice versa.
I was about to post "Qadaffi's powerful woman fetish" but powerful women, horsecocks, and him already came up somehow. RMTA
>>732
, and it is thus that a woman's ``Gaddafi level'' is measured in horsecockpower.
What's cooler: having the microcontroller on a hotswappable development board, or SMD'd on the PCB itself?
getting an x-ray is gay as fuck, you're literally having your body penetrated by siemens(semen)
the prophet jonah(pbuh) being eaten by a gacha whale
Urdu is a meme language
>>735
The coolest is when it's soldered to the PCB with an error in the routing you can't work around, so you get to respin and either de/resolder the uC or buy another one.
Livin like a bug ain't easy
i wish taking my glasses off would make my face look blurry to everyone else
Drank 5½ shots! Probably the first time I've ever felt "under the influence"! This is funny!
Burmese girls...
I don't want any monkey paws anymore!
Bitches love pancakes
I am a bitch and I love pancakes.
Brooks and I put our boots on, and we did a little wiggles Texas two step!
I hope my pace of lens reductions just keeps going even though that's supposedly unrealistic
don't know what to say!!!!!
most hentai artists have never seen elfin genitals and it shows
First time in several months that I went driving to clear my head a little. Doesn't seem like it had any effect, though!
personally i believe dqn should not have an archive. time is weirder here. give me all 3000+ threads in one place thank you very much.
i agree, also every single thread in the history of dqn together is probably like 500mb of text at most so it's not like having them separate is a huge performance boost
the entire king james bible is about 5mb of plaintext
Adding all the filesizes from the subbacks.html gets me 175MB, which is still a lot! But doesn't account for the markup and metadata.
vc: cuy is delicious!
I think
vc: exchan (RIP)
>>757
I'm pretty sure Kareha starts suffering from serious performance issues past a certain number of threads.
Life is a rollercoaster, ya just gotta ride it
Damn do you ever fart and you're just like, wow that was such an excellent fart, great resonance, perfect pungency, that felt sooo good
I don't want to go to work...
Its so hard to sit down and read a book anymore. I think I fried my brain.
>>765
Start with short books you can read in one sitting, its not like people are born with the ability to just sit down and tear into a doorstopper
The Wikipedia dick is a real no fun allowed poster
>>767
Mr. Wikipedia Dick is plenty of fun!
I read 10 short "Introduction To [philosopher]" books this year so far, I only read when I poop (I've also started pooping on milk and orange juice, now I totally get it!)
>>767 Don't be silly, you're totally seeing something that isn't there... if you feel slighted because he said you posted a duplicate, that's your problem. He's never even said "don't post duplicates"
lavender town theme reminding 8 year olds of the inevitability of death since 1996
>>767
The worst part is that it's actually just doubling the amount of worthless posts in that thread. He just wants to push his "contribution" to DQN at the expense of the thread quality.
it could probably be helped by adding an original wikipedia link to his posts, and also spacing them out a bit
Hello everyone! Mr. Wikipedia Dick here! My dick is Wikipedia and vice versa! I just thought I'd cheerfully address some of the criticism levelled against me today!
>a real no fun allowed poster
As I've stated a few times before, any impression you get of finger-wagging or chastisement is in your imagination. All I'm saying is “that has been posted before, interesting!”
>Mr. Wikipedia Dick is plenty of fun!
This is extremely true! >>768 knows what's up, I'm glad you're enjoying yourself!
>if you feel slighted because he said you posted a duplicate
As I said, it's absolutely not a “Gotcha! You should have checked if that had been posted” kind of attack, but when someone takes it personally and gets offended, it only increases the entertainment value (for me at least).
>He's never even said "don't post duplicates"
This is true. It may be worth noting that while most of the posts are by “me”, there's been a couple of times someone else has posted with my name, which is fun, even if I thought hmmm I would never say such a thing
>The worst part is
😱
>doubling the amount of worthless posts in that thread
>at the expense of the thread quality
That depends on how you measure the “worth” of a post - which you'll know is a fool's game, if you listened to your village's e-lders. If you think about it, it actually adds “value” to the reposts, not including the entertainment value mentioned before.
>He just wants to...
This is useless, low-level thinking you can find across the world and it causes so much friction - how can you possibly know what a stranger's intentions are? >>773 is correct,
>it could probably be helped by adding an original wikipedia link to his posts
When I come across a ＊ＤＱＮ ＱＵＡＬＩＴＹ＊ Wikipedia link, I share it. I don't go looking for them specifically. No need to force it.
>and also spacing them out a bit
When someone posts something, I read it. Sometimes either the title or the first paragraph jogs my memory and I realise I've read it here before. Then I cheerfully link to the last time it was posted. That's the only time Mr. Wikipedia Dick posts about it.
Thank you for the feedback everyone! Now let's get back to po-faced whinging about other posters!
Disregard that I suck cocks
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There's definitely a bit of dickishness to the wikipedia dick, but it's a playful dickishness, like Alex Trebek gently ribbing a Jeopardy contestant for not knowing a particularly obscure answer. Also, what makes something "DQN quality"is sort of nebulous so it's interesting to see which articles are considered by multiple people to be "DQN quality".
i'm a sick fuck, i like to get killed with a large brick
I think duplicates are usually annoying, but some are very far back so who the hell remembers and also like my reason for posting "Jew with a coin" (I like positive depictions of my ancestors' culture, particularly their penchant and reputation for preserving generational/community wealth, whereas the article is full of kvetching by schmucks who are at best incapable of happiness) might be different from someone else's, which is their own business..
Put tulip bulbs back on the futures exchanges, you cowards!
Apparently what I thought was a difference between MS PGothic and Mona + Saitamaar was really a difference between the old MS PGothic from Windows XP and modern MS PGothic. Those other AA fonts were imitating the original MS PGothic, from before Microsoft made changes.
>>782 I remember, and I remember what I was wearing at the time as well. Your personal reason for posting “Jew with a coin” is not relevant, all I said was someone shared it before :)
I wish my memory was as good as Mr. Wikipedia Dick's...
I wish my dick was as huge as Mr. Wikipedia Dick's....
I wish I was a real person, and not just disembodied text on a screen.
lawd of da rangs: return of the KANGGZZZ
>>785 What you don't remember is that I was the one who posted it first!
YouTube could've been the ultimate media IP clearinghouse, more or less a license to print money if the bottom ever falls out of Internet advertising, but Lazy Susan is looking at NFTs instead. LOL!
offering rides to girls for the sole purpose of forcing them to listen to all of hard songs megapack volume 2
Getting a twitter account just for following asian artists has been a terrible endeavour still.
>>795 even with location set to Japan the sidebar force-memes outrage designed to keep users coming back instead of showing the organic trends
Phoning up my broker all like "when Gold is 1800, you have my permission to buy
>>796
What makes me laugh is that the twitter trend campaigns always are some retarded phrase, usually with semi-aliteration. Its the most obvious manufactured shit.
Can't wait to cum in your shoes, my dear.
>>796
Oh yeah I have a twitter account I use to follow hot girls almost exclusively and literally overnight I start getting these extremely hyper-partisan tweets in my TL one after the other from people I don't even follow with tons of angry comments underneath.
how hard can it fucking be to write 3-4 pages of bullet point answers to questions i already understand. what is wrong with me.
SHE HAS ME BY THE BALLS! SHE HAS ME BY THE BALLS AND SHE'S SQUEEZING!
May God help me and my roblox account!
VC: nimeer
>>803 As in, how does one benefit from softcore porn from twitter of all places
Internet shutdowns are apparently a human rights violation now
>>805 If you really ought to know, some of them also do ocassional escort work, and twitter is the most convenient place to keep tabs on those kind of updates. This is why it's a dedicated second account too.
>>807 Do you use their services when they become available?
anyone have a recommendation for a content-rich pick up and put down RPG for the nintendo DS with a cute female protagonist? need something to uuoooooh at while i wait for the bus.
if it's available in japanese that's even better. i already have pokemon black and HG.
keeping up with the kardashevs
>>809 play etrian odyssey 2/3 and make a whole party of them. Wouldn't recommend playing the first one since it's really barebones and buggy and they are all isolated stories anyway (but the 3ds remake of it is good)
>>808
He masturbates furiously whilst imagining himself as one of their clients.
>>812
Seconding the Etrian Odyssey games, they're a lot of fun.
I want to meet a nice Cuban lady
Do you think seagulls on top of buildings hear people having sex and know that's what it is? Sometimes I hear seagulls and it seems like they're imitating humans doing sex
80F today! it's the end of the planting season!! gotta get all this shit in the ground!!!
Uh oh, it looks like racial violence isnt a draw anymore, even the media is half-assing the coverage. I wonder what the next hysteria in the English-speaking world is gonna be.
Avast ye! Lavender-scented bilge rats
My interests are dancing and romancing
The fascination with cleopatra is odd. Egypt had been dead for a long while by the time she ended "dynastic" rule
etrian odyssey is pretty good actually
what's the opposite of "does a bear shit in the woods" or "is the pope catholic?" like a sarcastic response to a question whose answer is an obvious, emphatic, NO
>>822 but but she was a WOMAN and not only that she was BLACK!(greek)
The worst part about aging is not being able to jack off 4 times in a day or go to the gym 7 days in a row just to relieve the boredom anymore
too many nice clean white couches belonging to rich motherfuckers I personally antagonize and not enough dirty boots on my feet
>>827 I swear this seems to explain like 80% of the demographic that attempts to learn day trading
I wonder whether the reason so many big budget US productions look so cheap these days is because the money is being laundered into the foreign intelligence and millitary sectors.
Feels like the internet has gotten a bit more schiz in the last few weeks
Wrote a sweet poem for a lovely girl and she said it made her all cosy inside ☺️ Me too honeybunny that's how you make me feel every day 😚
I love XFCE
"Yuck" and "gross" are gonna become the new yikes and oof, watch
I'm eating too much!
LotR film prop replicas
>>832
Normies these days: "Is it right to govern without the consent of the governed?"
A bunch of glowbots: "Absolutely!"
Norm psueds vs Schizs
Modern literature sucks. Most authors come off like internet extremists that dont interact with normal people much but they can be slightly more eloquent, some of the schizo posters here could be acclaimed literature writers if they can sound slighty more smart
What's the definition of a schizo poster? I only see it used on text/imageboards
>>844
I see it mostly used to describe people who believe/talk about conspiracy theories and fringe, pseudoscientific topics (or some sort of incoming cataclysm) or in a more joking manner posters who believe that they are getting attacked by a certain mod/site/admin/poster whatever.
It also is used as a catch-all for most genuinely mentally ill posters.
>>844 it means you. We can tell that it's always you, because we have secret moon rays that do the dirty deed for us.
Meanwhile, can anyone tell me how people considered "elite" became thus?
Being extremely rich and influential. That one isnt hard to get
>>842
What's the cuttoff for this type of modern literature you are talking about? After 2013? After Amazon unleashed direct to ebook self publishing.
>>847 Or, the (sometimes tongue-in-cheek) kind of snobbish elitism felt by those that don't take part in mainstream trends... from the uncultivated swine of the “Eternal September”to Twitter normies
Or self-appointed gatekeepers like metal elitists getting butthurt about BABYMETAL
Now I'm thinking of chrome skinned people frowning in the crowd at a BABYMETAL concert
>>848
The last 5 years, so yeah, although I stuff I am reading tends to sell well and is liked by reviewers.
It's been like 9 years and people are still talking about the people butthurt over BABYMETAL. Move on already
>>844
For all the talk about internet homogenization, different websites tend to attract different types based on what phrases they use.
Like I have only seen the term "Reproductive Rights" when Redditors are freaking about abortion or whatever, I haven't seen this term anywhere else even from like dyed in the wool political lesbian man-hating feminists.
look i just wanna fuck a cute boy retarded and break his brain with my dick, it's not that complicated
>>830 I'm the guy that posted that and I've been getting into daytrading and crypto lately so your theory weirdly checks out
admit yoar roal
>>853 They're talking about different types of elitism, it's not about BABYMETAL, keep up!
I like when bands or brands or whatever stylize their name in all caps. It's like everyone needs to shout your band name in any context.
resewing a busted seam is not too hard actually, that's cool
i like the -noja chinese girl at the merchant guild
>>860
I like the trope in fiction where telepathy or mind speak is done in all caps, gives an appropriate "I can't block this out" feeling. Though smallcaps might be a little better than regular caps.
you would not believe your eyes
if ten million fbis pulled up as I fell asleep
> 2022
> being nostalgic for old anime you never watched
fushigi yuugi
Firefox's default settings are horrible
why are you, as a man, casting a healing spell on another man? cuz you want him to survive the fight so you can fuck him later?
Libera.Chat ended freenode's career
One side effect from the pashtun refugees I hope to see is for Islam to become more mainstream so people will freak out about them like they do whenever a public figure is religious but then have to weigh the options of a threat of violence if they do attack
Is it shallow that at this point I refuse to watch/play/read anything that's a reboot/remake?
i like when you're one of like 12 people who listen to a particular artist on a particular streaming service so <artist> radio/mix is just other artists that you also listen to
https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1189459867/741 Wow life is so weird, existing blows my mind
i cant drink coconut milk without thinking of a dead little girl anymore
I'm so horny it's crazy!!
Myself, and my tribe of other armchair proctologists
車庫: don't talk to me or my son ever again
gacha gacha cute
so the KLF is just pink floyd for british genXers
... lame
i don't know what i expected
when i was 12 i used to post on a 4um that was really neurotically against double posting and that feeling is still with me. fortunately nobody knows this is a double post because it's an anonymous board!
>>879 Where did you get that idea? Who told you that? Pink Floyd are shite
Year 20XX
To fight declining birth rates, rape became legal.
>>882 and so are the KLF
Fnorn!!
Being a youtuber looks like one of the worst non manual labor jobs out that
i hope reizoko cj is alright
I always think of the number 8 for some reason
trees are cool i wish there were more of them
"she's so cute, i wonder what she's listening to"
"QUITCHER BITCHIN NIGGER AND JUST LET THINGS BE, YOU'RE MESSIN UP BIG TIME TAKE IT FROM ME"
People who have their anime avatars wearing masks are so embarassing. Especially if its sailor moon
>>882,885
well i'm the OP and i'll name a few things i noticed from watching 2 or 3 videos of them on youtube. i know pink floyd a lot better.
electronic-rock fusion
and that's just off the top of my head, i'm sure there's more similarities
i don't think either of them are terrible bands but i was just thinking oh should i listen to the KLF, and i decided against it because the music ain't all that much to my taste and i really do not care to learn ``the lore''. the aggressively masculine fans are a big turn off. i still like pink floyd but i'm casual about it
>>894
oops, should have previewed that one i guess, my bad
I hate the British.
Hung like a horse, bung like a mouse
>>894 Hmmm I see. Never really listened to either of them, put off for similar reasons
Why can't anyone these days make an MMO that's just an actual fun game and keeps its subs/sales up by being a fucking good game? Why do they all rely on viral marketing and focus grouped psychologically manipulative bar-filling gacha chink shit?
McDonald's is yummy
>その程度で死ぬやつはもう死んでるさ。まあ、うるさいと思うが。
霧雨魔理沙によるコロナ「禍」について
コロナ鍋
>>901
McDonald's coffee is good too, much better than Starbucks coffee
black people thinking the double-bun is a black hairstyle be like, we wuz qings nigga
i have this idea for something like a numbers station but it broadcasts random han characters instead
It has literally never stopped being Kaiba's turn. It never will.
Gen Zers with prominent twitter presence and explicit imageboard influence are all so samey. They might as well be the same person.
2Cool4Tw@er
>>909
I don't think it's just Gen Z, almost everyone on the internet these days is just one of a handful of type of people, so at least you can reasonably tell what kind of person someone is by the words they use.
>>910
This but unironically, at least use Mastodon or something that respects your freedom and you as a user
I miss paper magazines
Kim Jongun's yee-yee-ass haircut isn't a legal option for citizens of North Korea. Just another sacrifice he's making for the common man!
I dont know what to believe about North Korea.
I dont know what to believe about anything anymore
>>911
Something about the wording "at least use Mastodon or something" makes me think you are some form of deviant microblogging addict...
she's a bird why would she eat a mcnugget
Cockblocking as an evolutionary survival mechanism
Little Brown Jug (Viennese Ballroom Arr.)
why do i desire to play videogames
it's been two months since i even felt like it
No matter how much you scrub, you'll never be clean, Justin! NEVER be CLEAN, JUSTINNNN
"If a russian s̶p̶e̶a̶k̶s̶ breathes, he lies"
I'm a bitch.
...and the Polish dog said, "What's meat?"
And the Russian dog said, >>923
It's a great time for knights who say 二. I mean, assuming they use the other calendar.
二 二
二 二
What sad times are these, when passing weebs can say 二 to old ladies at will
no one ever sat on their deathbed wishing they'd spent less lazy afternoons drinking tea in the sun, just saying
>>927 Yes they did, lots of people regret squandering their potential. I already regret a few opportunities I missed due to fannying about
surrealpolitik
>>929
It's downright eerie how much the things listed in this article describe the world we currently live in.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postmodern_theatre
Good luck, you lewd cuck
>>922
There is nothing ancient about Ukraine.
I'm tired of being forced to pretend all these post-soviet breakaway provinces are anything but relics of uti possidetis, it's yet another globohomo humiliation ritual, just like being forced to pretend a person with a cock and balls can be a woman. If you truly believe this shit you're a useful idiot and if you pretend to believe it for social status you're a sociopathic bugman.
Ukraine is not even a real country, it's a vacation house for Russian oligarchs to film child porn in because they somehow manage to have an even more corrupt government than Russia itself.
might fuck around and drive myself to the peaks of lovecraftian madness trying to learn how to read kanbun
>>935
I have a copy of 精講漢文 but it's a bit beyond my level right now. Would also like to pass 漢字検定 L1. Have done Heisig book 1 and have a bit over 2000 vocab cards.
replicating the arecibo message in my anki heatmap
pig cum (type A)
pig cum (type B)
Ooh those pig spunk types actually do sound really erotic tbh wow
>>909
I hate how certain people act like gen z has a completely alien worldview, outlook and way of socializing. They're just young and the people saying this are not. Im sure they'll find generation dildoshitter annoying in 20~ years
ツイッタ辞めたから会話機械が滅多になくなった、うちの/nihongo/も昔から枯死…四旬節上英語利用を踏み止めようか
機会
ah well, here we go
>>940 They do though, same with every generation but it's a lot more extreme in the Internet age. The world teenagers experience today is different from the world for teenagers even just 10 years ago. That's not really what >>909 was talking about though is it, I know exactly the generic cookie-cutter type of person they're talking about.
cunny milk
luna "child erotic"
star sapphic
san ketsu-sei
Sapporo People's Republic
Hokkaido People's Republic
lole
>>948
Dont be too harsh on norms, they are told to be concerned
Twitter discovering EVA was genuinely more devastating to me
>>950
based internet sociopath
still waiting for putin to recognize the ryukyu people's racial island republic
Based on?
Autism republics
The brave and proud DQN People's Republic denounces SSZ's fascist reddit moderation and pledges allegiance to Yuri Kuznetsov!
Picolony Nauts
Picolony Nauts 0
Picolony Nauts 00
Picolony Nauts 1
Independent lolicon republic backed by Russia in the Osaka region.
home along on a friday night??? juts remeber...
always be a GOAT not a goddamn SHEEP
>>948
If Ukraine is Walmart-brand Russia, what's Belarus?
you can tell >>956 is a russian troll because he incorrectly capitalizes "ssz"
>>961 a stash of individually wrapped Polish candies, carefully preserved in a car glovebox since 1987
Drowzee, the jewish pokemon: This pokemon is jewish and spends sabbath eating unleavened bread.
Got banned from /v/ so I can't eldenpost for another two days. At least they're having fun.
Earlier: "Maybe indices aren't for me. There's an easy trend some days but I'm getting smoked here."
Now: "forex charts are fucking frightening"
elizabeth HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOlmes
the woketer olympics
Earlier: “Maybe indicas aren't for me. There's an easy trend some days but it's getting <i>smoked</i> here.”
Now: “my legs don't work I can't get off the couch”
dude the weed number and the sex number lmao
~9 years of missteps and wrong decisions, but i'm still around
this will work out somehow, i think
eat ass, smoke grass, and eat grass
Stop overanalyzing children cartoons and watch a film or read a book aimed at adults, jesus
咲き誇る is a cool word
a modern monster gaming rig hardware used as the guts of a retro computer's expansion slot peripheral so that your atari does in fact run crysis
sugoi
gacha gacha cute
four star admiral rare gachapull
Watch the servant work for Man, his master! Machines obedient to the merest touch, some as delicate as the flutter of a butterfly's wing, some as powerful as an avalanche!
fucking 桂丁!!!!
hentai ga ippai!
That dentata vtuber girl is pretty good at putting sharp things in her cunt.
I love how you can forcefully snowball memes, trends and ideas into norms with youtube recommendations
people fall for bait too often IMO my opinion
i think there's a real possibility that the ukraine invasion will end up making hetalia and polishball come back in full force
*polandball
It says a lot about our society and nobody bats an eye
🤡
👐🏻
It says the same thing about a foreign society and everyone loses their minds!
Kill all blue checkmarks
Navigare necesse desu. Vivere non japanese people shouting cope as hell denpa poststructuralist: denpa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1pfbA71AB0 is this denpa?
Another kind of person that annoys me is when there's some mad capers going on or surreal humour or in-jokes or something, and some cllueless chump chimes in with something like “I haven't the slightest clue what's going on here but I'm a fan of the general unhinged energy” “hey um what the fuck?” “literally what the EVERLOVING FUCK did i just read??”, flavourless reaction images, all that shit
“Swiss Navy” is a great name for lube-by-the-gallon
I just misread libertarian as librarian.
