[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#46] (999)

1 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10517 11:44

Previous expeditions:
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#3 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
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#9 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
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#11b https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#11c https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367731900/
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#24 [Cute Girls] https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489339924/
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#45 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1646142103/
#1069 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489414596/

See also:
[Mind Reading] https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368114996/
[Individualism] #1 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367742339/
[Individualism] #2 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368083369/
[Individualism] #3 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489369957/

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2 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10517 11:51

key lime yogurt, yeah boyeeeeeeeee

3 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10517 12:30

key lime pie, y-
oh wait, i'm on a diet

4 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10517 12:34

>>2
( ゚ ヮ゚)🙏(´∀` )

5 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10517 13:05

One of my neighbors across the street is blasting "Never Gonna Give You Up" at a ridiculous volume.

6 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10517 15:15

Girl with the SICP snake tattoo. On the inside of her lower left calf.

7 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10517 15:40

I miss when everyone was trying to conflate criticism of Islam with racism, good times.

8 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10517 21:08

Why threadshit when you can wait 100 weeks and post the rantatan guy instead?

9 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10517 21:54

>>8 You know why

10 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10518 00:08

Me wife and me kids they pack up and leave me... “Darling,” she said, “I was yours to receive”

11 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10518 01:04

i feel like life would be easier if the nazis used the christian cross on their flag

12 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10518 01:08

based

13 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10518 01:10

r*ddit word

14 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10518 10:33

this cat's name is the lavon affair, look him up on wikipedia

15 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10518 11:31

You're a louse, Roger Smith.

16 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10518 16:10

17 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10518 18:33

Where is ssz

18 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10519 11:18

>>17
In my bedroom, right beside me in bed.

19 Name: vc:cumation : 1993-09-10519 13:40

Is "polycule" what the kids say these days instead of "chocolate train"?

20 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10519 19:01

german linux users be like
Grün Ist Mein Parachute

21 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10519 19:17

degenerate meal of parmaggiano and sriracha

22 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10520 00:03

23 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10520 22:29

Jilling off imagining getting femdommed by my smug loli vampire boss when suddenly I remember that bitch is a holocaust denier

24 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10520 22:49

"Only six million? There were way more disappearances than that."

25 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10521 13:32

26 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10522 09:32

Charlie don't surf? Cianigger don't play ice hockey? Makes sense

27 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10522 10:18

>>25 Not the real ZUN

28 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10522 14:04

>>27 No, but it's the account from the latest post in the CTRL+V thread.

29 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10523 00:27

>>25
>>26
Twitter being linked and someone saying nigger in the next post, how ironic.

30 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10523 10:44

The pungent odour of glownigger desperation

31 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10523 22:21

What are they going to do with this bloke

32 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10523 22:22

>>30
C'mon Fren, do a terror!

33 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10523 22:43

It's ok to be gay or Jewish. As long as it's not both.

34 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10523 22:46

Jews are actually kind of annoying IRL.

Just sayin'

35 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10524 00:34

my wife is your wife and your wife is mine

36 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10524 09:06

Been having bad existential dread lately

37 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10524 10:53

I googled Caligula and the search suggestion informed me he was a "former Roman emperor"

Thanks, it would've been embarrassing had I thought he was the current Roman emperor

38 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10524 11:07

My kids are your kids, your kids are my kids, we fuck every day.

39 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10524 19:08

With apelike dexterity, a glownigger climbs the cell phone tower, binoculars around his neck. Just run him over w/ your sleigh, Santa Claus

40 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10524 21:25

tofu makes up for being naturally low in fat by requiring a fuckton of oil to cook in a way that isn't gross

real niggers know what i'm talkin bout

41 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10524 22:02

ENOUGH VIDEO ESSAYS ABOUT CARTOONS
READ A BOOK FOR CHRIST'S SAKE
PLEASE

42 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10524 22:03

>>39
Santa Clause*

43 Name: ( ._.) : 1993-09-10525 09:04

>>42
Sandta cause

44 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10525 09:28

I had my cat's claws removed, it's da same cat sans da claws
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45 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10525 11:30

fuck santers

46 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10525 22:47

Kinda wanna eat a black rape baby, but not travel to Africa...

47 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10526 00:11

>>41
ENOUGH POSTS ABOUT VIDEO ESSAYS
READ A BOOK FOR CHRIST'S SAKE
PLEASE

48 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10526 00:22

someone oughta start a religion based on diarist autism

49 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10526 03:02

>>47
I propose the word Youtubeposting

50 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10526 03:28

One bite. Everybody knows the rules.

51 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10526 10:56

Its weird to think

52 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10526 13:33

That's it -- every time I see a glownigger from now on, I'm funding an Alabama trailer trash baby's abortion.

53 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10526 17:33

i miss john mcafee so fucking much bros

54 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10526 17:52

reconstituted pork product in gravy

55 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10526 21:36

>>52 is a targeted individual

56 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10526 22:10

>>53
Feel like pure shit just want him back x

57 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10526 22:50

we love reconstituted pork product in gravy don't we boys

58 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10526 22:56

BBQ sauce > gravy

59 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10527 11:06

It all falls apart.

60 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10527 12:12

not true, the binding agents in our reconstituted pork product in gravy ensure that it maintains a satisfying, meat-like texture throughout the mastication process!

61 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10527 12:15

I got called a locust eater. That's a new one

62 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10527 13:18

I hope the /tv/ hiddleposters are doing ok

63 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10528 03:50

Golgomois went from protesting American military bases in Okinawa to protesting Russian owning the Southern Kuril Islands.
He really was a boring Japanese nationalist, that's super lame.

64 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10528 04:11

It was never about the nationalism man. Genuine engrish is comic gold

65 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10528 08:25

Podcasts are sooooo overrated
Asshole 1: something
Asshole 2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

66 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10528 09:53

[Bubs voice] I shoulda done this like a million years ago!

67 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10528 10:57

It depresses me that Disney has managee to brand and sell racial pride

68 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10528 12:23

Be a doer, die a boer

69 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10528 13:33

>>63
If you see Golgomois, ask him why they aren't so keen on settling on Hokkaido first, that even the Pokemon Company has to make a game about its colonization. Show him a population density map if he objects.

70 Name: vc: sub : 1993-09-10529 03:45

jeezburger
because jesus would not eat a cheeseburger, but i'm sure he'd work something out

71 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10529 10:23

I worry about Myanmar often

72 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10529 11:53

Lustig, lustig, tralalalala~

73 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10529 17:09

Pre oil Saudi Arabia is very odd to read about. They'd be a bog standard dictatorship with it

74 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10529 18:45

In retrospect, 2020 feels like it was a decade ago.

75 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10530 00:55

I fear DQN is too much of an empty shell nowadays to have something like the SAoVQ Zine of the early 2010s.

76 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10530 02:03

in that novel things fall apart, by chinua achebe, some locusts come and the tribespeople are really happy about it because it means free and tasty dinner
but then later a white person shows up and they compare him to a locust and figure he will only bring more of his kind if they let him live. so they kill him and tie his bicycle to a tree.

i don't think the contrast is accidental. but i don't know the meaning of it. i also haven't reached the end of the book yet.

77 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10530 07:35

>>74 Maybe one day we'll see 1994

78 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10530 07:36

>>75 🙄

79 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10530 10:04

>>76
the clear takeaway is that white people are not tasty dinners
probably too greasy

80 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10530 12:10

Please do not use emoji on their own like that, I can never understand what they are intended to mean. Have patience with us elderly folk.

81 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10530 19:28

Vaseline baseline

82 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10530 19:44

Crawling in my skin, this orange will not peel

83 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10530 20:28

>>76 i think chinua achebe is just a dumb nigger who forgot about the earlier part of the book when writing the later part. being the only white kid when we read this shit in english class in my 97% black high school was the most awkward fucking thing.

84 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10530 20:36

have u ever read chinua achebe's foreword to heart of darkness, it's literally just "baww, this is racist!!". nigga was simply malding that a white man wrote a better book about africa than he did.

85 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10530 23:11

>>84
back in the 19th century, polish people weren't white

86 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10531 02:38

I don't mind that my edit was reverted but my edit was making something pure shit less shit so that's not on me.

87 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10531 02:39

>>79
it ain't called long pork for nuthin i guess

>>83
that's a dumb take. i finished the book now and it's not overrated. he's both eloquent and interesting. i can see why it would be awkward to read it in that context though.

a lot of people seem to hate steinbeck for the same reason, nothing on a mandatory high school list can be considered good. this is silly. some of those books are good.

>>84
i haven't read it. have you read heart of darkness though? i have. it's boring as hell compared to achebe. conrad is neither elegant nor interesting. achebe is both.

my own opinion is that european geopolitics seems like it was a factor in heart of darkness. it reads like anti-belgian propaganda. i think conrad also intended other things with the book, but "belgian colonies bad, british colonies good" seems like it was part of the point.

>>85
i would make an exception to "polish people never colonised anything" for anybody who became british by choice LoL

88 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10531 03:13

>>87

>a lot of people seem to hate steinbeck for the same reason, nothing on a mandatory high school list can be considered good. this is silly. some of those books are good.

Sure, but the reason people dislike assigned reading is that it becomes work in the context of school, work that takes much longer than almost anything else in school aside from maybe researched essay writing. Half the class doesn't even read it

89 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10531 04:20

Having met a large number of Poles, I can confirm that they are in all aspects except skin color indistinguishable from niggers.

90 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10531 05:00

Last time I checked on the Polish, they were pretending to be Albanian to seem tougher and winding up the English about taking the knee

91 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10532 01:14

Yes Sir Heil Hitler Sir

92 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10532 01:37

type a long post and delete. helps me keep my thoughts in order. better as a journal entry?

linear algebra is tough when you're out of practice and just wanna get on with your life

93 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10532 03:22

>>87 yes, the context in which i read chinua achebe's foreword to heart of darkness was prior to reading heart of darkness. i enjoyed it more because it wasn't just a book whose entire moral is "whitey bad".

94 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10532 03:24

if only the gosh darn white man never came we'd still be free to eat crickets and conduct slave raids on the neighboring tribe, i hate them so much

95 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10532 03:26

fwiw i agree with the basic premise that whitey is a big part of the reason africa is such a fucked up shithole im just tired of hearing about it

96 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10532 04:02

>>93
the moral of neither things fall apart nor heart of darkness is ``whitey bad''. did you actually read either book?

>>94
do you really think achebe included such things to tell you how nice tribal life was? the book tells you repeatedly that tribal life is shit and rewards bad behaviour. i kind of suspect achebe made up the whole thing about the twins to make that point in a pretty heavy-handed way actually. not heavy-handed enough for you though i guess.

97 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10532 16:39

>>95
it really depends on the region, in some regions yes colonialism fucked it up, but in others colonial forces were just replacing one tyrant for another, usually a king who demanded tribute. i don't think it matters in the regions that embraced islam, as even extremely rich muslim countries are centuries behind the rest of the world

98 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10532 18:07

i will not have the sex, i will not touch the grass

99 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10532 18:33

have sex with me :3

100 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10532 20:07

what is the voice sample saying in Masayoshi Minoshima's "Brazil" (KILLED DANCEHALL, 2011)?

"until he pickle"?

is this a rick & morty reference?

101 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10533 10:05

>>100
"until the break of day" ?

102 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10533 12:21

you cannot tell me you wouldn't fuck a Yakuza babe
you can not

103 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10533 13:59

>>102 but would they fuck me?

104 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10533 20:04

hmm my favorite twink drowned in a river, i think i will scatter the jews to the provinces <- clueless

105 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10533 20:30

oh my beautiful catamite
oh my precious buttboy

106 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10534 04:02

"death porca"

107 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10534 04:06

play demon's roots if you can read japanese it's kamige

108 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10534 15:58

I love the feeling of my tongue in the mouths of people I hate.

109 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10534 22:07

Bud/Miller/Coors > 90% of all craft beer

110 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10534 22:29

unlearning how to post
relearning how to post

111 Name: vc: gotten : 1993-09-10535 00:41

>>104
To be fair according to the Jews' own book, when people have drowned throughout history, Yahweh was, per capita, the most likely being to have caused it back then

(Maybe not anymore, but definitely in AD 130 - estimates for the antediluvian population go up to 500 million, and more scientific estimates of the world population in 100 AD are around 100-300 million)

112 Name: vc:sex : 1993-09-10535 01:40

jewball scramble

113 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10535 08:35

Getting super existential while packing up to move. It really doesn't matter how long you've been somewhere or how much of a home you think you've built, when it's time for you to go you can literally disappear within a week.

114 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10535 14:29

These glowniggers got nothing on my tinfoil stacks. Try and spy on the literal shit inside my diaper now!

115 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10535 20:10

Friendly reminder that its bad if you forget your medications!
Be sure to take your meds every single morning!

116 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10535 21:11

hi op, my favorite genshin impact character is sayu, my bench press 1rm is 125kg, and i hate kikes because my country gives billions of dollars to israel every year that they turn around and spend on lobbying my government to give them even more money.

117 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10536 02:02

nobody wants to sell me a pressure canner on short notice. wish i had had this idea sooner

118 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10536 02:08

Minions are cute

119 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10536 02:21

Tranny minion

120 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10536 23:56

Is it normal for monuments to be buldozered within hours of being damaged in the US?

121 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10537 01:42

The only thing that people learn from philosophy books are random French phrases that go untranslated for no reason other than to make the text look smarter, such as "raison d'etre" or "objet petit a".

122 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10537 02:05

does no one make fucking ear buds that dont have a fucking "randomly adjust the volume" button located inconveniently on the cord somewhere? my phone already has a volume button and a microphone and a way to turn on the google voice assistant thing that i have NEVER FUCKING USED IN MY LIFE, i do not need a button to do those things on my earbuds in the exact spot where i'm going to accidentally press it when my shoulder squishes into my chin!!! i will travel to the fucking factory in shenzhen china where they make this shit and personally make the rape of nanking look like sunday dog roast with aunt dong-wang!

123 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10537 03:28

Having a 66cm head is annoying as hell

124 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10537 06:27

overwatch normal death sounds: mild tragedy
overwatch environmental death / pinned by rein towards probable death sounds: comedy of the highest degree

125 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10537 09:09

>>121 I think you're pretending to be stupid for a little joke

126 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10537 19:48

I am now 31, posting on 4-ch from a public library Windows based thinclient PC, exactly like I did when I was 19.

127 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10537 20:31

>>126 Do a fusianasan :3

128 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10537 21:11

You'll still be posting here when you're 41!

129 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10538 04:12

cope and sneed as a pastime activity

130 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10538 04:17

i can't believe elvis aska assassinated shinzo abe with an antique tanegashima

131 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10538 04:18

Nara more like Onara LOL OWNED

132 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10538 04:37

shooter identified as 37 year old Saburo Hideo, of Nara prefecture. according to statement released by prefectural police he "can't keep getting away with this".

133 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10538 05:16

>>130
her NAME is DOKDO

134 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10538 05:36

Why couldnt it have been howard stern

135 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10538 08:44

>>134
As far as I know he was never elected prime minister of any nation. Unless you mean he should have been the shooter

136 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10538 08:51

just woke up, i can't wait to see my favorite former prime minister of japan, shinzo abe, alive and healthy

137 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10538 08:53

no....masaka..............,

138 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10538 20:58

omorashi no naku koro ni

139 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10538 23:58

> make more japanese kids
> my final message. goodb ye

140 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10539 00:34

I'm Jewish

141 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10539 17:56

Why do abortion protesters always sound like they're on the edge of tears

142 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10539 21:11

Why does aborted fetus stew always taste so bland when you remove the laetiporus spores from the broth?

143 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10540 09:21

>>141 Hmmm it's as if you 'aven't tried understandin' their position at all

144 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10541 03:13

other gachas making alter versions of characters: what if she was evil and wore a slutty black outfit to show it

touhou lost word making alter versions: what if she was a child ;_; uoooooooooh

145 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10541 03:48

video game introduces a young female character

normal people: cool, a new character!

cunnychads: uooooh ;o;

suspiciously defensive redditors: great, another hot loli fuckdoll for racist weeaboo chuds to sexualize :rolling_eyes: i bet you ANIME WEIRDOS can't wait to jack off imagining what it feels like to fuck her in her sopping wet gorilla grip child pussy

146 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10541 03:51

but seriously folks, we can't let orange man have the nuclear codes

147 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10541 06:10

George Washington: "I know this won't stop you guys, but political parties are cringe and British."

148 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10541 07:18

they're only cringe because we stopped calling them Whigs and Tories

149 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10541 08:29

American politics are pretty cringe but not as cringe as the "baddie" rap music they make

150 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10541 15:31

american politics is like: i'm gonna make a fancam out this leaked footage of a high profile politician getting his dick sucked by two prostitutes, he'll look so dumb now

151 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10541 23:50

Someone please transcribe the lyrics of this for me kthx:
http://goatse.info/contrib/foxy_goatse.mp3

152 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10542 03:08

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153 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10542 04:50

we did it r*ddit! the one dollar euro!

154 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10542 07:02

>>153
Why are you guys so obsessed with currency

155 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10542 07:06

sasuga lolicon

156 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10542 12:17

>>153,154
It just means that German economy got r*ped by the nasty Anglos like they always wanted to.
One day, Euroruble... Some day...

157 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10542 17:48

>>156
But this is the French's fault for abiding by US sanctions instead of mass buying oil from Venezuela and Iran with the INSTEX they built for this very purpose to offset the Russian dip.

158 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10542 17:53

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159 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10542 20:40

>The young Yagoda studied at gymnasium, learning German and statistics, but in 1907 became active in revolutionary politics, mostly as an anarchist.

GENRIKH FUCKING YAGODA WAS AN ANARCHIST???

160 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10542 20:48

>>154
Because I have very little and I am able to turn a little into slightly more.

161 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10542 21:20

the internet is the biggest relief valve for pressure against globohomo of all time if you think about it, mfs that 100 years ago would have been out smashing the state for real now just post "smash the state! (she/they)" on twitter

162 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10542 22:04

how do you tactfully tell someone that the reason bad shit keeps happening to them is because they're a dumbass and make bad decisions

163 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10542 22:12

>>161
Those people would not have been doing that

164 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10543 00:56

>>163 if bakunin was alive today he'd be a they/them enby who moderates the red scare subreddit, let's be real

165 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10543 01:09

red scare: the vocal fry-iest show on the internet

166 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10543 03:11

bakunin may be a lot of things, but i don't see him being some sort of schizotypal incel comparing his physiognomy to famous celebrities and clocking they/thems on twitter while being one bad breakup away from offing themselves. i apologize in advance for this retarded post but you deserve it, i think.

167 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10543 05:34

>>161
Genderqueer bullshit in its current form is entirely the product of the capitalist west.

168 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10543 05:44

As much as I want to hate it, I love Red Scare

169 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10543 05:57

^ is the laptop sticker guy

170 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10543 06:56

If Bakunin was alive today he'd be that hot leather dad I keep running into at the gym.

171 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10543 07:37

I saw a news report linking Islamic terrorism in Bangladesh to inceldom

172 Name: Bengali Incel Islamic Terrorist Soyjak : 1993-09-10543 07:45

>>171
Straight face: Muslim conquests in the Indian subcontinent
Angry face: Bangladesh Liberation War Rape

173 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10543 09:25

Wishing there were an ITT Cute Boy Posting [Cute] [Boys] thread.

174 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10543 09:46

>>173 Boys are gross, not cute

175 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10543 11:07

Gross boys are gross, cute boys are cute!

176 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10543 11:39

>>173 Cute girl (male) posting in the cute girl thread

177 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10543 19:33

People who pronounce "wagyu" as wey-goo are total boneheads!

178 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10543 22:34

haiken ashee

179 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10544 09:01

もさもさもさもさ!

180 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10544 09:05

>( 罪)「世界一!かわいいよ!」
>( 罪)「うおおおおおおおおおお!!!」

how did they know?

181 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10544 21:24

my favorite kike is mel brooks and i hate touhous because of their shameless exploitation of the part of the male brain that desperately craves motherly female attention

182 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10545 01:19

JOEY DIDJA HEAR ABOUT THE ITALIAN SENATE????

183 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10545 01:47

Cute boy gangstalking.

184 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10545 01:49

boys are cute and girls are also cute, everyone is cute

185 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10545 04:33

I hate academia so much, I wish you didn't need this piece of paper to access system administration without the help desk grind.

186 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10545 05:03

HORSESHOE THEORY

187 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10545 07:22

There is nothing I despise more than people who write exclusively in short sentences with exclamation marks at the end.

188 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10545 10:51

>>187 who hurt you!!

189 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10545 15:02

Penis cockin

190 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10545 15:48

Penis cockin!

191 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10545 20:45

Penis cockin'

192 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10545 20:46

Feeling traumatized in the house tonight.

193 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10546 05:39

I wish I lived in a homogenous society

194 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10547 01:40

"ero chibi"seems like the weirdest artstyle at first but it works

195 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10547 03:34

pressure canner works gud very fun

196 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10547 03:37

I am one star short of a southern cross on my dick

197 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10547 03:48

>>161
i dunno man, i still think weed might be even more effective than the internet at turning rebellious desires into thumb-up-assery

as evidence i present everything a person high on weed has said or done, ever

(i certainly don't believe any of that ``but hashish smokers were the original assassins'' crap. historically dubious and they probably would have killed people whether on drugs or not.)

198 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10547 04:00

>>169
i swear to god if you still remember that post i made about having stickers on my laptop like two years ago what i want you to know is:
i just got a new one, it came with a fishing rod i bought

and the red scare on its best day is worse than chapo trap house talking about goddamn james cameron movies

199 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10547 06:00

buy muh book

200 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10547 08:21

>>197 most thumbassers are high on both tbh

201 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10547 10:14

拙者は鷺でござる。長い首を誇って嘴で魚を掬い取る侍でござる。 お主は此の一報を他の掲示板に十回書き写せず場合、拙者が今宵、厨房へ飛び込んで鍋釜を混乱にする予定でござる。

202 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10547 11:31

Jews go to Jewpiter to get more Stewpider

203 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10547 19:36

purposely mistreating my tools so that they turn into cute tsukumogami youkai girls

204 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10547 19:39

>>166 i had to back up and re-parse this post because at first I thought you were saying that you compared bakunin's physiognomy to celebreties and then deduced from this that he's not the type to have become an incel

205 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10547 22:25

The sun and the moon should combine forces

206 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10548 14:18

Motherfucker, it means your screwdriver has a headache! It needs its identity reaffirmed in a weighted toolbox, fed some mild-steel tendies just like they had at the forge, and discuss its own asshole in front of a forced audience for about three hours! And maybe, maybe it'll let you unscrew that One Apple Way pentalobe security head before it goes back to bed.

207 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10548 15:13

thinking about the tng episode where riker gets an enby gf

208 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10549 02:22

Do you even have a soul unless you have extremely opinionated takes on sectarian struggles within the Italian Communist Party during the 1920s?

209 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10549 02:40

I wish I lived in a homosexual society

210 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10549 04:36

Most people wouldn't screw a non-sexual-preference clone of themselves, but a lot would play wingman, maybe play out someone's twin fetish. Still win-win!

211 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10549 05:09

>>210
If I had a clone I would just force it to work instead of me

212 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10549 05:50

i wouldn't fuck my clone, not because i don't like men but because i'm a hairy dadbod powerfat guy and i'm more into cute demure twinks

213 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10549 12:48

Guy thinks he's a fanny-burner, but really he's just a bunny farmer

214 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10549 22:53

today I will read all the current thoughts

215 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10550 00:55

>>214 This is gonna be great!

216 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10550 02:01

i like hobby internet personality cults. they are not ideal but they are better than what came before them.

217 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10550 14:19

Relistening to some of the popular/entry-level artists I last listened to half a decade ago and they aged rather gracefully. Autechre have sound bits that I missed out on before. Linkin Park have lackluster production even for their time but the catchiness of their tunes is unmatchable.

218 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10550 19:13

can you really call autechre "popular" or "entry level" when most people's reaction to them is "why did someone make a song out of the dial-up connection tone"

219 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10550 20:14

Million Lives! of Ryuichi Sakamoto

220 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10550 22:10

the dreamcast startup sound

221 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10550 23:22

gardevoir paizuri

222 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10551 04:10

I went to a club friendly

223 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10551 05:32

Jesse Marsch wants to know your location

224 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10551 07:20

Swisgar Squiggles doodly doo

225 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10551 09:16

What is gay? I know that fucking men is gay and fucking women isn't gay. So I guess gay means fucking something that can't get pregnant. But doesn't that means that fucking in condoms is gay? That masturbation is gay?

226 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10551 10:21

You are gay!

227 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10551 11:20

>>225
Balls touching

228 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10551 11:54

shaved head ripped and roided steve austin looking mf wearing one of those shirts that says something like "normal people scare me" or "i paused my anime to be here" at the gym

229 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10551 13:41

ボスニアの砲撃は神様が導く! glory to BOSNIA, greetings from japan!

230 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10551 13:43

イタイすぎるバルカン半島のようつべコメ

231 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10551 18:05

Beef wellington is a mediocre dish

232 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10551 19:50

Get bred, Fred

233 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10552 06:48

erin ga noin

234 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10552 08:28

I don't know what the etymology of "top of the morning to you" is, but I prefer the reading where it's some guy who, as the day rises from the east, fucks the sun's ass

235 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10552 14:15

I pissed on my own balls

236 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10552 17:16

WHY WAS I NOT TAUGHT THESE INCREDIBLY BASIC THINGS THAT CHANGE OFTEN IN SCHOOL
IT'S NOT LIKE I HAVE AN INTERNET CONNECTION IN MY POCKET AT ALL TIMES
THE EDUCATION SYSTEM FAILED ME
FUCK THE QUADRATIC FORMULA

237 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10552 17:33

Why are so many drawings of green aliens eating pizza

238 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10552 19:44

esl + eop = eslope

239 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10552 21:40

autism + anarchy = autarchy

240 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10552 22:51

kinda wish there was a way to distinguish pure sage from other links

241 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10552 23:50

You might have missed out on some goodies...

242 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10553 12:34

journalist: kisama.....just how many times have you worn blackface in your life!?
justin trudeau: do you remember how many breads you've eaten?

243 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10553 12:48

ぬくし!!! (温し!)

244 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10553 16:17

what's the polite way to tell the phone hindus "can i please talk to someone who's white and speaks english natively"

245 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10553 19:31

can wojak fucking die already holy shit its not funny anymore goddamn

246 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10553 21:00

you see the joker is a wanted man
escaped twice from azkaban

247 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10553 21:09

To sell my sanjuro kimono or not...

248 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10553 22:17

I watch what the algorithm tells me to watch, I enjoy what the algorithm tells me to enjoy.

249 Name: vc: low : 1993-09-10553 23:48

aging millennial father playing "Down with the Sickness" when his kids don't get up on time

250 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10554 00:33

I called my 7 year old nephew a plastic for saying "I'm a [Bolton] Wanderers fan but I also cheer for City"

251 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10554 00:55

bondarchuk's war and peace movies are really good

252 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10554 02:35

Bondarsneed

253 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10554 03:04

How is "The enemy of my enemy is my friend not a fallacy?" Because thats on the same level of idiot as "you're either with us or against us"

254 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10554 13:20

I support Rangers AND Celtic

255 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10554 16:19

asian pedophile: uooooohn sex with children :crying_emoji: :crying_emoji: :crying_emoji:
western pedophile type a: nooooo my stash is for research and baiting real pedophiles all pedophiles deserve violent deaths!!
western pedophile type b: 5000 word long essay citing michel foucault on how it's normal to shove cucumbers inside babies

256 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10554 17:10

site idea: child porn on clearnet

257 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10554 17:59

>>255
western asian pedophile after getting married to a 10 year old: what?

258 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10554 18:24

i wish i was molested when i was a kid

259 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10554 18:27

>>258
New DQN slogan

260 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10554 20:06

261 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10554 20:54

your character being overpowered because you're good at the game and made good choices on gear/stats/talents feels good, your character being overpowered because the game is easy and nothing is a threat doesn't, developers seem to often confuse these two

262 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10554 20:56

First you had social justice
Then you had environmental justice
Now get ready for abortion justice

263 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10554 22:44

What do you mean >>262?

264 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10554 23:28

<丶`Д´> Don't forget about apology justice!

265 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10555 01:27

>>260
Its the timmy way after sll

266 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10555 04:41

Please dont google synthol biceps

267 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10555 15:09

i take refuge in the buddha, the enlightened law of the dharma, and the worldwide sangha. i'd like to dedicate today's performance to the brave people of palestine, whose struggle against the judaeo-american zionist yoke mirrors that of all civilized people in the world, and to my waifu, tatara kogasa. i love you small umbrella!!

268 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10555 16:44

that was the speech i gave when i came in second place in my 8th grade spelling bee

269 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10555 17:09

The older Tiger Woods gets the more SEA he looks

270 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10555 20:07

the heat of the rice cooks the egg

vc: bighen

271 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10555 20:20

but not completely so there's still a risk of salmonella; it's a double-edged sword, i really can't recommend it to amateurs

272 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10556 01:17

>>266
i finally understand why bodybuilders hate trannies so much. they're jealous that we've been getting sketchy injections for longer and in more creative ways. LoL

273 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10556 03:17

>>272
A lot of the more famous bodybuilders tend to date them/patronize their services

274 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10556 04:03

"Madeleine, a battle is no place for a daffy broad!"

275 Name: vc: exess : 1993-09-10556 05:39

>>272
I cannot determine the antecedents to your pronouns, which confusion is compounded by the colloquial use of "jealous" to mean "envious".

276 Name: vc:kuy : 1993-09-10556 12:01

>>275 I'm not >>272 but jealous and envious are both equivalent to 'covetous' in modern english. I don't think the distinction is an important one.

277 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10556 19:41

"tfw no tummypilled doomer anarcholiberal flat chested gf with tiny feet and a huge fat ass to watch densha otoko with me while we cuddle on a moth-eaten paisley 70s couch and eat gluten free pizza"
"son, you're 34 years old, don't you think it's time you went to college or got a job"
"nice jewish psyop retard, this glows"

278 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10556 19:46

>>272 steroids have been around since the 60s and tranny shit was invented on tumblr in 2013, nice try

279 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10556 22:11

what's "breast press", i don't know that lift.....

280 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10557 01:31

>>278
i'm not even gonna come up with a counterexample for one of you meatheads. lift weights less, do something useful with your life

281 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10557 01:34

>>275
which confusion is that exactly? LoL

282 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10557 03:59

>>276
I believe I already said "colloquial". "Modern" does not mean "not pedantic", even colloquially.

283 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10557 08:41

>one of you meatheads. lift weights less, do something useful with your life

I'm not up on modern web lingo but is this one of those copes or seethes or something like that?

284 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10557 12:18

>>280 stop caring about your health and fitness and do something more useful with your life, like have casual gay sex with strangers and get AIDS and monkeypox. lmao

285 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10557 12:22

if you started TRT when you were 25 and spent the next 5 years lifting and paying attention to your nutrition, by the time you were 30 you'd be in the 98th percentile for human health and strength. if you started HRT when you were 25 and spent the next 5 years sucking dicks and getting AIDS, then by the time you were 30 you'd be one of the 41%.

286 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10557 14:05

if you became a cop when you were 25 and spent the next 5 years finding someone dumb enough to be your wife/husband, by the time you were 30 you'd be part of the 40%

287 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10557 16:56

according to my napkin math, if you're a black tranny cop you have approximately a 9.1% chance of beating your wife and then killing yourself

288 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10557 17:26

Lowercaseposters melting down

289 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10557 18:01

battle of the broken shift keys

vc: mame

290 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10558 00:55

I'm watching gay porn!

291 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10558 01:29

>>283 no, it's a moral objection. put your muscles to literally any kind of productive use rather than lifting a pointless heavy object and then putting it back where it started for no goddamn reason. learn to do landscaping. dig a hole and plant some nice fruit trees. anything.

>>284 any idiot knows bodybuilding is not healthy for your body. if you wanted to be healthy you'd be doing cardio.

292 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10558 01:37

>>291 the 1840s called and they want their exercise science back, btw you will never be a real woman

293 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10558 01:40

>>292 more flawless arguments, please keep them coming

294 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10558 01:43

>>293 i'm not "arguing" with you, i'm mocking you, retard

295 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-10558 02:14

I can't help but notice that the language usage has increasingly become startlingly distasteful this Eternal September.

296 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10558 03:23

Why is it that I instinctively know that both >>293 and >>294 are either clinically obese lardmonsters or (more likely even) thin, emaciated nerd freaks? One of them is already a transsexual, the other will be by the end of the year, and both will die without children.

297 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10558 06:05

i'd HIIT it

298 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10558 08:06

>>291 You're telling the wrong guy, but everything else you liſted is also pretty pointless. A “moral objection” eh...? Hehe how funny

299 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10558 14:02

[No Brains] [No Thinking]

300 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10558 14:47

無脳、無心

301 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10558 18:05

I'm only lifting weights because its fun :)
Also I want to be a girl.

302 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10558 18:19

I should update my website already.

303 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10558 18:33

The tranny-weightlifter horseshoe is real

304 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10558 21:44

It should be illegal to walk around with that much ass, god damn

305 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10559 04:38

Coffee with sugar but no milk(we're on the glucose wing of the randle cycle) plus RAY PEAT CARROT SALAD

306 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10559 05:43

>>305
Don't let bald kay hear that!

307 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10559 08:12

   -‐‐- 、  
/     ヽ  
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ) 
i  乂-‐ −! i >>305 We're all out of milk, do you want
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  coffee with sugar but no cream instead?
  ``フ i´   
    / \ノゝ  
  /__i |丱!|  
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==    The Rei's Diner    ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

308 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10559 09:24

Mental health is the new golden cow

309 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10559 13:48

Mental health is when I poopoo peepee in my Iron Man undies and don't reach in to eat it afterwards.

310 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10559 14:03

>>302
You should post your website here!

311 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10559 15:41

>>307 sure

312 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10559 16:38

Recharging my mental health at one of those HEV suit terminals

313 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10559 19:18

   -‐‐- 、  
/     ヽ  
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ) >>311
i  乂-‐ −! i  Sorry, we just got a delivery from the dairy farm,
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  so I'm afraid we're all out of no cream.
  ``フ i´   
    / \ノゝ  
  /__i |丱!|  
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==    The Rei's Diner    ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

314 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10559 19:35

It's only gay if the nonkeypox sores touch

315 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10560 15:19

Whenever my computer heats up or cools down, it occasionally makes a loud popping sound. I have no clue what could be causing it, I think thermal expansion is making something in the case pop in and out of place. It even happens when the computer is off and the sun from the window heats it up.
Whatever it is, it doesn't effect the functionality so I will continue to ignore it.

316 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10560 15:52

>>315
computer

317 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10560 19:22

>>315 That's normal, my telly and computers do that all the time too

318 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10560 20:00

beam myself into the future

319 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10561 00:49

I can only handle so much becky jiggling

320 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10561 02:11

>>315 it's probably the side panel flexing a bit

321 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10561 03:26

Londo Mollari quotes written out sound like the way Donald Trump delivers speeches

322 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10561 11:52

I have a passing interest in Mycology, but there was significantly more drama in its hobbyist community than I expected

323 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10561 18:49

irreversibly damning my soul to hell (reading tsukihime)

324 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10562 04:18

>>322
Is there? The main thing I've seen is arguments about whether slime mold discussion should be allowed

325 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10562 07:22

Cream the rabbits snail trail panties

326 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10562 07:58

>>316 Beep boop?

327 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10562 12:09

That's Doktor Dirlewanger to you!

328 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10562 19:52

funny how you spend 24 hours away from the internet and suddenly the gay thoughts disappear

329 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10563 05:58

How do "birds aren't real animals and are government robots" explain poultry?

330 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10563 20:48

I hope genshin impact causes a resurgence of popularity of sinnic-derived vocabulary(滑翔機 instead of グライダー) among japanese youth, but unfortunately in japan it's not 16 year olds that are playing it but 35 year old salarymen who play it because it's the closest they've felt to a female since middle school.

331 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10564 01:09

  _  ∩
( ゚∀゚)彡 Individualism! Individualism!
 ⊂彡

332 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10564 02:39

  _  ∩
( ゚∀゚)彡 Individualism! Individualism!
 ⊂彡

333 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10564 03:25

Im thanking of taking a trip to australia, particularly queensland but I am shocked at how much sex work is done in Victoria.
That may influence my decision.

334 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10564 09:45

The great resignatiin bullshit and the antiwork autists are the best part of the news

335 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10564 10:10

The best part of the news is not watching them at all!

336 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10564 12:14

>>329 Well if it was true, it wouldn't need to be all birds. With technology today it doesn't seem too farfetch'd to hide a surveillance drone in plane sight, dressed as a pigeon or something.

337 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10564 12:42

Pigeons are kinder to me than most wild birds around. Hope they're not robits

338 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10565 06:36

Jesus and John Wayne: How White Evangelicals Corrupted a Faith and Fractured a Nation.

This book is banned/unavailable in your country

339 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10565 20:50

In 1930, John Maynard Keynes predicted that by the time his grandchildren were grown, the average person would only have to work for 15 hours a week to comfortably sustain themselves. For some reason, economists who otherwise dogmatically subscribe to Keynesian principles rarely comment upon this

340 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10566 05:06

Mental illness

341 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10566 05:22

>>337 They're only using you... that's what they're like...

342 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10566 12:07

They intended to reuse the Aki Ross model and since then she's made a cameo... close to never.

343 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10566 12:28

dokyun dokyun dokyun kitaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

344 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10566 13:31

this anime kinda sucks

345 Name: vc: ho : 1993-09-10567 16:14

A single pen out of 13 that survived my getting-shoved-into-lockers years and sat around for two decades had leaky ink? No way!!

346 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10568 21:02

Pretty cool how the entire medical profession in the weimarted states of soymerica is gatekept by "primary care physicians" aka 103 iq midwit retards whose only relevant medical skill is having been autistic enough to memorize every single bone and ligament in the ankle and whose sole function is to serve as an organic frontend for WebMD while taking a cut of your insurance money.

347 Name: GATEKEEPER : 1993-09-10568 21:26

GATEKEEPING

348 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10568 22:36

The Taliban was right about america.

349 Name: GATEKEEPER : 1993-09-10568 23:49

^^^ BASED ALERT ^^^

350 Name: GATEKEEPER : 1993-09-10569 00:29

VVV UNBASED ALERR VVV

351 Name: GATEKEEPER : 1993-09-10569 00:31

*BUZZ* S-S-SHORTING OUT *CLICK*
TOO MUCH COLLISION OF THE *BZZRT* BASED AND *STATIC* UNBASED...

352 Name: GATEKEEPER [-c°▥°]-c : 1993-09-10569 00:36

[-c°▥°]-c REVERTING TO BACK UP RADIO MODE.....
CONNECTED...

Slob on my knob like corn on the cob
Check in with me, and do your job
Lay on the bed, and give me head
Don't have to ask, don't have to beg
Juicy is my name, sex is my game
Let's call the boys, let's run a train
Squeeze on my nuts, lick on my butt
The natural curly hair, please, don't touch
First find a mate, second find a place
Third find a bag, to hide the ho face
Real name Rover, I said bend over
I started to knock, then came the odor
Smelled like mush, should've had a woosh
Told her to stop and take a douche
While she did that, I didn't want the cat
So I bounced out and never came back

Suck a nigga dick or something
Suck a nigga dick or something
Suck a nigga dick or something
Suck a nigga dick or something

My nigga D-Magic said he had to have it
I said, "Just forget it, it's too crabby"
Know a little freak, in Hollywood
Sucks on dick, does it real good
She'll give you money, fill up your tummy
House full of kids, parents all schummy
Once had a down, backyard ground
Hit it from the back, enjoy the sound
Lay on the cover, always use the rubber
Till I got caught, fucking with her mother
She blamed it on me, we fought in the street
She pulled out a knife, so I had to flee
Called up the boys, went to her house
Charged the whole place, threw the bitch out

353 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10569 00:37

ok but where are the girlboss and gaslight

354 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10569 00:40

༽つ۞﹏۞༼つ ─=≡ΣO)) Gaslight
(✿ ◕‿◕) ᓄ✂╰U╯ Girlboss

355 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10569 01:02

JOEY DIDJA HEEEEAAAAAR!!!!

356 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10569 06:47

> Reconstruction of the 40,000 year old Oase 2 (who is not an ancestor to any living person)[39]

Wikipedia has no chill. Jesus.

357 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10569 07:19

based and unbased collide and convert 99.9% of their mass into energy in a massive burst of gamma rays, sterilizing the entire earth

358 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10569 08:25

😒 Pics or didn't happen

359 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10569 14:27

I feel kinda bad now about that time I joined a death cult.

360 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10569 16:33

wife guy (guy who is a wife)

361 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10569 23:00

Mmmm. Love a cold beer.

362 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10569 23:30

I'm just an n-word living in an n-world

363 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10570 01:02

dog-on-dog crime statistics

364 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10570 02:05

I didnt see anyone today...

365 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10570 08:19

366 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10570 17:59

Did Bill Nye inspire the people who write nu-trek

367 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10570 21:54

Happy 200,000th stir fry, little cat.

368 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10571 15:55

The UAE implies they still have apartheid in their work visa pamphlet, holy shit

369 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10571 21:28

i'm durnk

370 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10571 21:39

>>369
*drunk

ftfy

371 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10572 01:33

Tessa Blanchard is my favorite parasocial wife

372 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10572 03:20

Elden Ring does appear to be a damn near perfect game but I wouldn't enjoy it.

373 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10572 03:44

>>372 fromsoft made mitobaki remove some of the feet, 0/10 shit game

374 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10572 05:28

Shy, nerdy young male with body image issues standing in front of forked path meme, the dark and scary castle is labeled "become a tranny", the flowery and friendly castle is labeled "become a bodybuilder"

375 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10572 05:39

Let go your nerdy tether. Enter the old. Empty, and become skeleton.

376 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10572 07:55

Why does Kokusei say 速戦即決 when the much more literal and relevant translation of "Blitzkrieg" 電撃戦 exists

377 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10572 20:53

Been having real bad death anxiety lately

378 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10572 21:25

I hope your day, anxiety, and death get better.

379 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10572 22:40

SWEDISH SEX PENIS

380 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10573 01:36

I think I figured out why I keep getting recommended Minecraft videos despite never having watched any videos about Minecraft. My hypothesis is that people are loading up their tags with popular things (like Minecraft) so it appears to the algorithm that I'm watching a Minecraft video whenever I happen to watch one such video.

381 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10573 10:15

I think minecraft is just a popular topic and the algorithm sometimes tries to recommend you things that are popular even if you haven't shown interest in them before.

382 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10573 10:47

You people are fucking sick in the head.

383 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10573 13:27

>>382 So?

384 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10573 14:03

German Death Grips be like
es geht es geht es geht es geht es geht
jüh!
Schneidemaschine!

385 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10573 17:09

meanwhile, American Rammstein:

you
you have
you have me
you have me
you have me asked
you have me asked
you have me asked and i have nothing said

386 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10573 21:49

you STINK so good
you STINK so good you give me a HARD ON

387 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10574 11:57

Two 'no's make a 'yes'

388 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10574 12:10

>>387 Unless you're speaking Spanish, that is

389 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10574 12:22

Life hack: speak Spanish to avoid being date raped by pedantic prescriptive grammarians

390 Name: vc: wongable : 1993-09-10574 15:05

I love that there is now a vigorous Internet debate on a topic where neither side seems to have enough knowledge of the subject to be allowed to have opinions.

391 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10574 22:58

Westerners be like: EVERYTHING IS A HUMAN RIGHT

392 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10575 02:31

having the ability to deprive other humans of their rights for arbitrary, unjustified reasons is a human right

393 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10575 03:21

US elite 250 years ago: Tax evasion is a human right!
US elite now: It's not tax evasion when we do it.

394 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10575 03:23

People posting photos of themselves reading books is a human right

395 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10575 10:41

I miss the music board. I have quite a few MIDI files I'd like to post.

396 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10575 16:44

I HATE BEST BUY!!!!! I HATE CONSUMER ELECTRONICS!!!!! GGRRRRRAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

397 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10575 17:27

imagine believeing that phenomena possess an intrinsic nature, this post brought to you by mahayana gang

398 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10575 17:46

i kind of like playing video games in japanese as a girl character and getting called お姉さん/お嬢ちゃん/etc

399 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10575 18:02

i am a man of culture (i was heated to just below boiling point and had my proteins denatured and then was inoculated with a small piece of another man of culture)

400 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10576 18:52

Not-really-surprising discovery: Protein shakes and energy drinks do not mix well.

401 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10576 19:24

>>395 It sounds like we should get DQN DIGITAL VOL. 3 on the go

402 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10576 19:26

Hamas nasheeds are shit-tier these days. IS and Bosniak ones are bangers still

403 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10576 22:18

Everybody wants to poop, but nobody wants to wipe

404 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10577 04:21

A penny saved is a few mills earned

405 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10577 19:12

Name a hedgehog cooler than Sonic. I'll wait.

406 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10577 19:56

>>405
Shadow, the Ultimate Life Form, obviously?

407 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10577 21:02

The Miles Davis of being way past cool

408 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10578 03:36

The guy on the "Der Untermensch" Nazi poster actually looks pretty cool.

409 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10578 04:36

Today I learned that "You Spin Me Round" had a music video and that it's visual kei as fuck

410 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10578 16:58

I just don't have anal sex like I used to.

411 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10579 15:11

西方浄土は黒人がいません

412 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10580 20:50

pretty sure i cured my homosexuality and autism by supplementing l. reuteri

413 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10580 20:55

anyway all of you sperg faggots should try it as well

vc: inded

414 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10580 20:58

/gsg/ autists often hold the dumb opinion that Switzerland should be partitioned between France, Germany, and Italy along linguistic lines, but I think the opposite scenario would be much better for everyone involved(except the Swiss)

415 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10580 20:59

Imagine...from the channel to the Baltic to the Adriatic, nothing but Switzerland.............

416 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10580 21:03

Is this just some ploy to get me to put someone else's poop in my anus?

417 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10581 02:37

ENOUGH about the midterms, you're supposed to be a comedian

418 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10581 06:28

No, it's a ploy to restore the Holy Roman Empire. Take that, Bonaparte!

419 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10581 13:03

You don't exactly sound cured...

420 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10581 14:53

I'm kind of a big leg/footfag and apparently so is the character designer at MiHoYo because I have to jack off before logging in to do my gacha dailies or I won't be able to focus...

421 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10581 17:01

White people be like "ooh is that a quiche!"

422 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10581 22:43

I have a very ugly penis. It's brutish, thick, rough, and of multiple shades. It's likely what an orc penis would look like.

423 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10581 22:58

I just want to cuddle and hug a cute girl who loves me and also I love her!

424 Name: vc: nuffer : 1993-09-10582 08:09

I like how dudebro is a slur on the american left

425 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10582 10:36

>>421 Someone offered me a bit of quiche the other day and I said “Hmm nah no thanks, not a fan”

426 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10582 11:56

I have a really cute penis. It's not too short not too long, has a nice fat ratio and it's shape is good. If only its head was a bit larger it would be perfect.

427 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10582 13:16

Fuck tan M&Ms
All my homies hate tan M&Ms

this meme by blue crew

428 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10582 19:07

It was too big to be called a penis. Massive, thick, heavy, and far too rough. Indeed, it was a heap of raw schmeat.

429 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10583 00:06

raw schmeat is raw schmurder

430 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10583 11:48

I hate how young people like unsatisfying endings that dont even make much of a point just because its "realistic"

431 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10583 19:32

Shitlibs love having their own opinion screamed back at them in a faux-outrage and peppered with curse words (Maddox, Jon Stewart, etc) because it allows them to pretend that agreeing politically 100% with Burger King and the Walt Disney Corporation is still edgy and subversive.

432 Name: vc: fate : 1993-09-10584 00:18

>>431
Maddox is probably the cringiest of the "mainstream" lolcows

433 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10584 01:09

Neolibs be like: lets support a violently homophobic religion to own the right epically

434 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10584 01:13

Yay, Fat Rick Tomlinson is back!

435 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10584 11:46

436 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10584 16:30

affogato

437 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10584 16:30

Have you considered making good posts yourself?

438 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10584 18:44

Idea: calling someone "athenian"(lowercase) as an antonym to "laconic"(tersely witty). Someone who says a lot of words without really actually saying anything would be speaking in an athenian way.

439 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10584 21:26

>>438
I'll endorse anything that reinforces negativity towards those Greek homos

440 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10585 06:56

Imagine doing a passable job in a title known for its astonishing failure rate only to be labeled by future historians as "poopyname". Such was the fate of Byzantine emperor Constantine V for his support of iconoclasm.

Frankly, the Greeks deserve Turkey.

441 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10585 12:26

>>438 I don't think that's quite what laconic means, but I like the idea

442 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10585 14:52

Thinking of leaving the internet again.

443 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10585 15:20

>>442
Just spend less time on it, quitting the internet cold turkey never works

444 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10585 18:49

Thinking of all the NEETs that were killed or left homeless in Ukraine fills me with existential dread.

445 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10586 00:47

My online routine has devolved into doing nothing but checking DQN once every couple of days.

446 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10586 01:49

Penis (mine)

447 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10586 03:03

I ahegao'd for real

448 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10586 09:52

>>445 same

449 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10586 14:28

"I don't like anything that's dark"

-Dori "the nigger exterminator" Hebrewitz, 2022

450 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10586 14:48

Never ever subscribe to a gym that isn't owned by some roided up white boomer with a monosyllabic name ending in a velar plosive consonant (Hank, Doug, Chuck).

451 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10586 18:50

eating handfuls of raw spinach straight out of the bag and chugging twelve raw eggs

452 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10586 21:54

Are people that seriously argue and try to reason with actual crazy people more mentally ill?

453 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10586 23:24

funny wordle today

454 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10587 12:53

If there's anything worse than Americans talking about American politics it has to be British people chiming in. The Guardian headlines on US politics feels like the old Labour version of "based" tweets

455 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10587 13:04

>>452 I don't think “mentally ill” is the right scale to measure it on, but it often is comically stupid to see. But then some people believe that if “toxic views” go unchallenged, it is tacit acceptance/approval, which can lead to likeminded people grouping together and empowering bad ideas.

456 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10587 13:07

I have friends who get really worked up and upset from arguing with people who have different world views, but I myself know the simple pleasure of sitting on the toilet questioning a flaw in someone's reasoning on a subject I don't care about at all, or scoffing at an ignorant opinion, then never checking back to read their tl;dr indignant response

457 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10587 13:22

Not everyone means what they say, it's fun just to push buttons and find boundaries

458 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10587 13:44

Pushing the buttons of a crazy person is sadistic

459 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10587 14:31

>>454
Euros talking about UK politics and Americans talking about the EU complete the cycle of stupidity that keeps the world going.

460 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10587 17:58

>>458 Not medically crazy, I'm talking about crazy people who think they can improve the world with snarky self-righteous tweets aimed at people who don't give a shit. I don't mean winding up people with actual mental health problems, that would be cruel!

461 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10587 20:47

easy wordle today

462 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10588 03:25

Terry Davis 。゚(゚´Д`゚)゚。

463 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10588 21:23

Does it hurt more to get shocked on your penis than hand

464 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10588 22:21

>>463
Some people are aroused by it

465 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10589 01:35

2021-2022 Luzon sabungero disappearances (do NOT research)

466 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10589 03:15

Will Smith 30 years ago: raps about how it's important to obey your parents and eat your vegetables

Will Smith 20 years ago: Tries and fails to rebrand as an action movie hero, inadvertently turns every movie he's in into a comedy

Will Smith 15 years ago: Marries a woman who clearly only loves his money, births a son known mainly for being a twitter meme

Will Smith 6 months ago: Gives the weakest, most limp-wristed bitch slap ever in response to a comedian doing a joke about his wife (who hates him)

Will Smith now: whycome ain't no one respeck me, man?

467 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10589 04:12

asking a 50 year old their politics: i just vote for whoever the tv tells me to :)

asking a 20 year old their politics: i'm a thugpilled and brapmaxxed third-wave reactionary cardiopulmonary anti-lapse anti-state evolan suprafascist with support for pinochet and my favorite uma musume girl is rice shower

468 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10589 05:24

(staring at a screencap of Korra) "I can fix her"

469 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10589 09:56

mambo number 5 recontextualized as a serial killer anthem

470 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10589 10:12

>>467
My favorite are the people who call themselves "anti-soy tankies"

471 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10589 10:47

it's all greek to me...

472 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10589 13:05

>>471 I can't say I'm not jealous, I wish I didn't know what this shit meant.

473 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10589 15:29

I am strongly pro-soy. I dream of a world where everyone is maximally soy because I think the soyjak looks funny. :)

474 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10589 16:41

tfw rocking the marisa kirisame braid while overhead squatting 145kg

475 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10589 20:03

>>473
Funko pops would replace money as currency

476 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10589 21:58

What's the exchange rate with nendoroids?

477 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10589 22:40

or as I like to call them: Funko Pops, Japan

478 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10589 22:41

>>474
you know what else would be fun to do while rocking the marisa braid? ;)

479 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10589 23:08

John Michael "Nigel Farage" Osbourne

480 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10589 23:17

i'm lost! can someone direct me to the sun

481 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10590 10:03

>>480
Orient your analog-dialled 12 hour wristwatch such that south is halfway between the 1 o'clock mark and where the hour hand is pointing. The sun is in the direction of the 1 o'clock mark.

482 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10590 17:29

>>478 i'm a thick-necked linebacker looking dude with big arms and shoulders and a power gut who just happens to have shoulderblade length hair and be into touhou, i don't think you'd enjoy having gay trap sex with me (unless you wanna bottom)

483 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10590 18:11

i'm also the american schizoid lowercase poster, the japanese learner, and a cute boy appreciatior, which is why i thought the bodybuilding argument was really funny. no one who saw me irl would ever possibly mistake me for a bodybuilder, but most people unacquainted with physical culture think "bodybuilding" is a blanket term for every type of weight training....

484 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10590 18:56

No I'M THE SCHIZOID STOP MAKING STUFF UP ABOUT ME

485 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10590 19:12

i'm a cute boy...

486 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10590 20:00

Recollections from Classic WoW, aka a collection of fantasy racial stereotypes:

Orc Warrior(male): No-nonsense, the guild's main tank, probably German, a bit joyless but extremely competent
Orc Warrior(female): Sassy powerbottom, probably from a SPIG(spain portugal italy greece) country, the guild's best physical DPS, big ego, always up for running dungeons but you can only tolerate him in small doses.

Undead Priest(male): Plays the auction house like it's the stock market, used the money to buy a kitted out shadow set in a GDKP raid but always plays holy anyway.
Undead Priest(female): Male stoner, probably a weeaboo, Plays a healer because he loves helping his friends but has a bit of a vindictive streak sometimes

Tauren Warrior(male): Guaranteed to be a retard and also a furfag. IQ in the negative triple digits. Wants to be the main tank but fucking sucks at the game. Has the bad kind of German autism and probably has an obnoxiously obvious RP name like "steelhorn"
Tauren Warrior(female): R A R E. Extremely competent and also cute irl. Bitches love her udders. Encyclopedic knowledge of the game and his class but has no ego whatsoever.

Tauren Druid(male): Grinded high warlord by running flags in WSG. chubby and jovial irl. has every single engineering item and trinket, always has a trick up his sleeve.
Tauren Druid(female): The guild mom. always plays resto. She's not very good at the game but it's ok because she only has one button to press anyway. Mostly plays during the day while her kids are at school. Has 300/300 cooking.

Troll Hunter(male): An actual troll, loves griefing alliance. Has twitchy gamer dark souls reflexes and encyclopedic knowledge of the game which he employs solely for the purpose of fucking with the enemy faction. Has a non-meta pet like a turtle or an owl with a funny name.
Troll Hunter(female): The chick who wrote that leveling guide that everyone used. Seriously, only one person played this ever.

Undead Mage(male): Chinese guy playing on an EU server for unknown reasons. Competent but doesn't speak English very well, calls Horde "the tribe". Frequently spotted alone in Dire Maul for hours at a time during late night server time. Just what the heck is he doing in there?
Undead Mage(female): Alliance ranker's alt. Huge ego, foul temper, no one likes him but he gets premade invites because of his encyclopedic knowledge of every battleground. Either Scandi or German, has been on neetbux since he was 17 and ranked to 14 on every single private server released in the past 12 years.

Some of these may seem oddly specific, but oddly enough those especially are the ones based on multiple encounters with different people.

487 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10590 20:14

>>486
Tauren Druid and Undead Mage are extremely accurate

488 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10590 21:14

>>483
Question for you! Do you know any 四字熟語 or 3-mora phrase that can be translated as "wild and free"?

489 Name: not >>483 : 1993-09-10590 21:37

>>488
閑雲野鶴 is one possibility if we wish to imply easygoing rather than violent. 野性 is "wild" (as in disposition) and the free part would have to be implicit there.

490 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10590 23:01

Barbie is owed an apology. Math class is tough.

491 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10591 01:01

I like how trying to make healthier and more positive beauty standards just warped them in another way

492 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10591 01:10

alternate universe Picard who isn't a child-hating cuck so he schtups the Doctor and her weirdly hot stunt double like mad every night to ensure Wesley never exists

493 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10591 05:01

>>488 Like an animal in the woods or like an outlaw biker?

494 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10592 04:03

I have been reading about the Rwandan genocide and the UN should have been disbanded for their responses to it holy shit

495 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10592 13:34

the sixteen chapel

496 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10592 15:31

NO
PRIVILEGE IS ONLY WHAT WE SAY
ATHLETE OR ATTRACTIVE PRIVILEGE IS NOT VALID

497 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10592 16:53

duh lawd of da rangz

498 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10592 16:55

if attractive athlete privilege exists then how come i'm an autistic retard without a gf despite being powerful and handsome

499 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10592 18:12

Finding out that a wine cooler is an actual legitimate drink, rather than an alcohol-bearing wineline product you'd keep in a fridge and then pour into otherwise room-temperature wine to chill it down

500 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10592 18:13

>>498
post face

501 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10592 20:48

preface

502 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10592 21:06

post ass

503 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10593 04:10

I'm surprised there hasnt been more Islamic outreach to the far-right. Hassan al-Banna's writings on Sunni Islamism would be right up their alley, especially since they do far more direct action than the secular right. Muslims governments also tend to name the Jew and Zionist worldwide conspiracy when they're under pressure or being rightly criticized!

504 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10593 04:34

I get a small sense of dread whenever I remember the US has presidental elections in a year or two.

505 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10593 16:00

just cracked my fat fucking nigger neck

506 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10593 16:17

macklemorevania

507 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10593 16:24

"I HATE THE PRAETORIAN GUARD I HATE THE PRAETORIAN GUARD"
"We have you surrounded! Come out and be proclaimed Caesar!"

508 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10593 18:57

I keep it 300 like the Romans

509 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10593 22:06

>>503
In addition, i'm surprised the 10 arab nations who refused to lower their flag after the Munich massacre isnt brought up more by anti-Israel circles

510 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10594 00:06

The Game

511 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10594 00:48

might be turning into a fudanshi

vc: she

512 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10594 08:18

It's weird when on US keyboard the "0" key is right to the "9". While it should be left of "1", so that numbers will be in ascending order.

513 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10594 08:59

Comrades, the Supreme Soyviet is counting on you to produce more tofu!

514 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10594 23:08

Selling my hair and plasma to get the funds to found my cricket club

515 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10595 04:56

I wonder if, in hell, Gorbachev is thinking about how his Pizza Hut ad wound up being his magnum opus.

516 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10595 06:04

Speaking of islam, im surprised fake islamic cults like Nation of Islam still have followers in the internet age

517 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10595 12:00

A Tory in Canada went from being no friend of the U.S. whatsoever to being probably a friend of the U.S.

WHAT WENT WRONG?

518 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10595 16:20

>>517
If Tory means the same thing it does in the UK it was probably Trudeau's antics, especially now that Turnip is gone now

519 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10595 19:27

>>518
It was just a stupid joke that ignores that over 200 years of history happened in the meantime.
I was thinking about how much of a total hardass by modern standards you'd have had to be to be a Tory in the 18th century. Nobody alive today would be forming lynch mobs for not being a fan of King George.

520 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10595 21:25

Got my bloodwork back
LOW-T GANG

521 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10596 02:46

Graeme Souness Wants To Know Your Location

522 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10596 19:46

You can tell someone's age and which social media they frequent by seeing what their brain autocompletes after the word "white":

"whale, holy grail": 4chan oldfag
"women fuck dogs": twitter doompilled braincel
"privilege": either /pol/ or tumblr, either a 40 year old or a 16 year old girl, both dark skinned
"snake": your dad

523 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10596 20:35

"No, I will never call it that because corvidae are bros."

524 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10596 21:57

>>522
/pol/tards and tumblr trannies are on twitter now

525 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10596 22:12

526 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10597 01:15

I was already sick of seeing this "Parker Oiler" guy on /jp/ and now he's on 4-ch? What the hell...

527 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10597 01:24

why the fuck are people associating "cracky-chan" with lain? she's just some white girl with dreads who flew too close to the sun. we don't need to bring in nerd shit that wasn't even relevant in 2005.

528 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10597 01:26

I wish I could afford loli sex doll oh so badly, it sounds like a gag but it really does hurt because there's no alternative.

529 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10597 01:43

>>526
I wish ssz was a bit more authoritarian and banned disruptive posters who don't necessarily break rules.

530 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10597 02:00

oh no!

531 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10597 06:36

"Hm, whatever happened to our old guild leader who alienated half the group by being a petulant manchild over shit that didn't matter?"

> He's still on Twitter under the same name and has since then quadrupled down on being a tankie that not even other tankies like.

Daaaamn... (´・ω・`)

532 Name: A ghost : 1993-09-10597 08:15

>>529 Nooo... he's hardly disruptive... it's good to have something fresh now and then even if they're kinda annoying... he's not doing any harm...

533 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10597 08:24

>>522

>"privilege": either /pol/ or tumblr, either a 40 year old or a 16 year old girl, both dark skinned

It's usually white people talking about privilege

534 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10597 08:27

>>529 What do you mean by disruptive?

535 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10597 10:13

Hearing people go back and forth about privilege based on whatever reminds me of the blind men and the elephant image about capitalism, like they're finding out about the concept of class and describing it in a retarded way

536 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10597 12:12

>>535 I think so too, a lot of the time people are biased/don't see the full picture either because they are not affected by it at all, or they are very affected by it and think it's the same for everyone. Women who hate all men because of the patriarchy vs men who don't empathise with things women face in daily life because of shitty men, they both have a skewed perception, that's just one example. Or a black person who faces racism daily that a white person dismisses because they can't imagine walking in their shoes

537 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10597 12:24

I speak to trans friends and terf friends, and they both sometimes have ridiculous ideas about what each other is all about. But in both cases you can find evidence, screenshots etc. of individuals in these groups behaving a certain way, of giving their own personal viewpoints, then those individuals being used as evidence of that group's stupidity. But they aren't spokespeople. I see this a problem today on social media

538 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10597 19:08

Bold of CM Punk to call out wrestling journalists when the last time he had conflict with a journalist it ended in him getting bloodied and humiliated in front of millions.

539 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10597 21:02

I think the raccoon thread is cute, it's nice to see someone new take an interest in AA creation, and I'm hoping he's gotten the message from /req/ by now. Still, a little cleaning can't hurt.

Also keep in mind that banning (bad) posters is scarily addictive!

540 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10597 21:10

>>539 I agree

541 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10598 01:02

"Why can't you be a normal God-fearing lesbian and make that ugly moaning sound when you see a smoking hottie?"

542 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10598 04:55

virgin secondary source making shit up vs Chad primary source making shit up

543 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10598 06:13

HELLO YOU FUCKING NNNNEEEEEEERRRRRRDDDDDD?

544 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10598 06:31

is there something like kanbun but for annotating a latin text to be readable in french or italian

545 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10598 08:46

Literal kratocracy is my favorite meme ideology

546 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10598 09:16

>>544
I can't answer your question definitively, but untranslated classical Latin is more accessible to modern Romance speakers than kanbun texts are to modern Japanese.
Kanbun needs the reader to fill in quite a few blanks, and the rendering into stilted classical Japanese practically means there is another layer of translation to think through (albeit an easier one).

547 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10598 18:52

"The king has invited you to Lake Lao Ai" *winks suggestively*

548 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10598 22:58

I want to meet a Cuban lady in real life and make friends with her

549 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10599 01:57

>>522
I mentally autocomplete it as "white nigger."

550 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10599 02:53

hey oomfie do you have games on your phone

551 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10599 03:11

死にたいな

552 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10599 03:48

i was expecting nazrin at stalingrad but instead it was a crappy 3d unity game

553 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10599 09:44

Reminder that "whataboutism" is not a fallacy

554 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10599 11:07

DQN is gay.

555 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10599 11:36

I will say, I have been reading about leftist ideologies and in theory I get Maoism, even though I think most modern Maoists are pretty dumb and at least it's not as much of a not-real-communism meme as Dengism and Xi-ism

556 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10599 12:11

>>553 Sometimes it's not relevant and just avoiding the question. Sometimes “what about y” is a valid point but has no relevance on the x discussed at hand

557 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10599 12:47

"Whataboutism" is the cry of the hypocrite.

558 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10599 12:48

Most fallacies are just heuristics, and that's more or less what the IQ bell curve meme template is about with the midwit trying to apply logic where it doesn't apply.

559 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10599 18:15

jean paul sartre was a spiteful dysgenic pedophile whose entire "philosophy" is best summarized as "how do we make life as difficult as possible for people who aren't weirdo freaks"

560 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10599 18:27

Why do farts always smell bad in sweat pants but rarely in jeans

561 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10599 19:38

jeans are denser and block and absorb the fartsmells

562 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10599 20:41

>>558

>meme template

A meme

>>559 Hmmm nah

563 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10600 06:59

viper - i did the scarlet mist incident

564 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10600 08:52

>>558
Midwit here, it had taken me a long time to realize any argument can be contested to some degree. It's telling they never tell how a non-fallacious argument is supposed to look like.

565 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10600 09:47

>>564 Is it not obvious? You expect someone to give an example of not using faulty reasoning or assumptions to make a point? That's a wide net

566 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10600 17:55

The old world is dying...

567 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10600 19:08

Populism is when you make political policy that people actually like, the more people like it the more populism you're doing. That's why if I'm elected Chairman of the Supreme Soyviet of DQN, I promise to only implement policies that everyone hates.

568 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10600 19:53

( ゚ ヮ゚) The bitch died!

569 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10600 20:14

I have worms in my fridge

570 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10600 20:49

またあとで来よう!今、他を探索しよう!

571 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10601 01:13

Baka Baka

572 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10601 08:15

I suppose /a/radio stuck around longer than I ever imagined it would.

573 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10601 19:13

sayje

574 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10601 19:37

I don't think I'm going to make it.

575 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10601 21:27

>>574
Don't forget that I still care about you!

576 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10602 00:55

Unless you're just Professor Putricide.

577 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10602 10:19

I wonder what it would be like to live on a world that isn't dying, in a community that actually cares about and supports one another.

578 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10602 10:56

>>577
You might enjoy a television programme called "Sesame Street"

579 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10602 13:08

>>577

>I wonder what it would be like to live on a world that isn't dying

The world dying is very fitting I think, as everything on this earth will face their oblivion eventually. Makes sense the rock itself would too.

>in a community that actually cares about and supports one another.

Join your local sports club.

580 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10602 19:19

BMS is good for the soul.

581 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10602 21:00

> only roll summer gacha
> shortage of summer-related material year-round

How could this be happening to me!?

582 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10602 22:26

I think by "dying" what >>577 actually meant was closer to "being killed". Certainly the world as a physical place will come to an end eventually, probably long after "the world" in the sense of human society has self-exterminated over some inane rent-seeking bs though.

>a community that actually cares about and supports one another.

Have you considered the Marine Corps?

583 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10602 22:53

>>581
Gacha is bad for the soul!

584 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10602 23:12

>>577
Join your local Communist party! You'll be able to watch the world burn while writing all sorts of newspaper articles no one will read.

585 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10603 03:08

Fake asses do not look good

586 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10603 15:26

What I imagine an advertisement for drugs in the 90s would look like:

DRuGZ: DO 'EM!

587 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10603 17:23

>>586 There was one that stuck with me that had like a cross-section of a guy dancing, and you could see his organs and muscles, and it pointed out all the things ecstasy did to your body. I can't find a picture of it online but it looked a bit like this game box art https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Mega-Lo-Mania_cover_art.jpg It gave me the willies tbh but it didn't put me off

588 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10604 03:45

Mindfuck. When you see it, you'll shit bricks.

589 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10604 04:20

The real treasure was inside the box.

590 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10604 09:38

just translated カツ as "schnitzel"

591 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10604 13:33

Does wearing rugby league shirts as t shirts look chavvy?

592 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10604 17:55

>>412
The doctor prescribed it to me for SIBO. I'm starting tomorrow.

593 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10604 18:15

>>591 Hmmm nah depends where you wear it I guess

594 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10604 21:54

CUUUHRRAAAAAAAAAAAZY TAXIIIIIII

595 Name: vc: que : 1993-09-10605 04:15

596 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10605 04:37

Progressives wearing che guevara t-shirts

597 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10605 05:07

Is mario and sonic olympic games are a mario game or a sonic game

598 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10605 05:11

>>597
Sega makes 'em so sonic games

599 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10605 12:11

(*^▽^) >>596 It's 1993 all right!

600 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10605 14:51

For a company that does so much with it, I find it disturbing that google refers to desktop GNU/Linux operating systems as "Linux".

601 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10605 18:44

RIP Godard he featured the hottest broads I've ever seen on the silver screen. A true auteur...

602 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10605 21:18

My lower jaw wisdom teeth are making their presence known!

603 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10605 23:10

Canadians have a weird fascination with justifying killing disabled people

604 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10605 23:16

>>603 It's a “weird fascination” to you due to a lack of perspective

605 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10606 03:38

I live in Canada and I can confirm that all Canadians are weird insane freaks. Please get me out of this mental asylum as soon as possible please I am willing to move anywhere even Brazil.

606 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10606 05:38

I'm beginning to understand the bastards who move to tax havens but I kind of like traveling.

607 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10606 07:05

dreamed i had a cute girlfriend who loves me and woke up in my shitty apartment in the ghetto being bitten by bedbugs

608 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10606 07:16

N-word Niggerhands

609 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10606 08:38

>>603
What would you expect with Terry Fox as a national hero?
In a civilized country, they'd have locked the poor sod in a hospice as soon as he tried to leave city limits.

610 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10606 11:23

>>600 It's precisely that the only people who call it "GNU/Linux" are fucking /g/ neckbeards who do nothing but install tiling window managers on Arch all day, not people who actually do real work with it.

611 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10606 12:00

>>603 It's not Canadians saying “We want to kill disabled people” it's disabled people saying “We want the right to end our lives with dignity instead of forcing us to suffer alive

612 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10606 12:35

Do not buy fake football shirts unless you want something cheap for a child or to play in

613 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10606 12:36

>>610

>not people who actually do real work with it.

What kind of logic is that? If that's true, what does this mean?

>Sadly, a kernel by itself gets you nowhere. To get a working system you

need a shell, compilers, a library etc. These are separate parts and may
be under a stricter (or even looser) copyright. Most of the tools used
with linux are GNU software and are under the GNU copyleft. These tools
aren't in the distribution - ask me (or GNU) for more info.

https://mirrors.edge.kernel.org/pub/linux/kernel/Historic/old-versions/RELNOTES-0.01

So, is Linus wrong? Who is right? The people who rode on the "open-source" grift of the 90s, or the GNU Project?

614 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10606 13:22

>>613 don't care, didn't ask, get a job

615 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10606 14:02

>>614
You've lost the discussion (even though the victory has less than zero value). If I had a job it wouldn't matter to you. If I was really RMS or Linus Torvalds it wouldn't matter to you. You've chosen to protect your ego over an anonymous forum rather than realising your ways have been wrong. You're the fool (or rather, dokyun) here. Submit to me and I shall spare you.

616 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10606 14:18

>>614

>didn't ask

gb2twitter

617 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10606 14:47

anyone in this thread smoke weed?

618 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10606 17:36

For a guy so lauded for being wise, the (14th) Dalai Lama seems to blurt out a lot of stupid things

619 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10606 23:42

>>614
Please leave.

620 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10607 02:13

The previous Clonepa thread hasn't even hit 300 posts yet

621 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10607 02:29

I made Clonepa Season 2! Can you get it to hit 300 posts?
https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1663203371/l50

622 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10607 03:23

>>615,616,619
seething archcels, installing i3 and posting screenshots of your anime waifu desktop background is not "real work"

623 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10607 05:09

I do not particularly care for strange dogs running up to me in the dark, especially when it's a fucking pitbull.

624 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10607 07:47

┴┬┴┤・_・├┴┬┴ Build walls not bridges

625 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10607 09:12

>>622
"Shitposting" does not mean "posting absolute shit".

626 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10607 17:20

Google Chromebooks will because in the future what Thinkpads are today; cheap and mass produced durable notebooks that are very hackable (mainly because their foundation is open-source).

627 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10607 17:24

>>626
*become

628 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10607 18:55

Im so sick of reboots and remakes holy shit

629 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10607 19:27

Jalapeno+cheddar is such a magical combination

630 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10607 19:41

Going up to old black ladies and saying "you a nerdy nigga, huh?"

631 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10608 02:26

Mishima types feeling pretty straight right now

632 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10608 03:25

Shofar + gugak "singing" crossover is a likelier combination in the near future than you are probably aware of and you should be very concerned for your ears.

633 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10609 16:47

I had an accident last night. I spluttered last night.

634 Name: vc: chillish : 1993-09-10609 21:09

academic paper titles beginning with the word "Towards"

635 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10610 01:39

Reminder kim yo-jong is not attractive

636 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10610 09:37

wrong, retard

637 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10610 10:05

500 days

638 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10610 10:16

>>635 Stop declaring your personal opinion as fact, gosh darn

639 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10610 10:23

She needs big honking veiny fake tits

640 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10610 10:32

I'd fuck her just to see how disgusted she'd be in bed with a westerner and if I would get killed for cumming inside without permission

641 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10610 11:16

>>639 She's PERFECT

642 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10610 11:43

I don't say this about women very often but I want Kim Yo-Jong to stomp on my dick in stilettos til I cum all over her shoes then make me lick it up before she just fucking kills me

643 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10610 12:44

I feel like if you showed the movie Gladiator to an ancient Roman person their main complaints wouldn't be "ackshewally Marcus Aurelius never said that..." or "you know, most gladiator fights weren't ACKSHEWALLY to the death..." but rather "needs more tits" and "how come we never got to see Maximus shirtless". Americans trying to make a "Roman romance" always get the violence part right but forget about the tits.

644 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10610 12:52

The juxtaposition of sex and violence, birth and death, the beautiful and the grotesque, that's what makes a "Romance" in the Classic sense, otherwise it's just a snuff film. Americans make the exact same mistake when trying to imitate Italian arthouse horror.

645 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10610 14:26

>>644
Except for American Psycho.
And Italian arthouse horror sometimes did just become snuff films anyway

646 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10610 14:47

I wonder if norks fap to her when they cant get porn

647 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10610 15:15

veteran of the punai punai wars vs yoshinoya veteran

648 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10610 15:25

>>642 If I saw this comment on another site I would immediately copypaste it to the "someone else's comment from some site no one knows" thread, but it's already here.

649 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10610 16:26

>>648
You dont want that?

650 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10610 16:46

I can't say I don't, which is part of why it feels like an extremely DQN post. If it wasn't already here, it would need to be.

651 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10610 19:59

Podcaster 1 after summarizing a Wikipedia page: Pretty good for a stupid liberal cunt!
Podcaster 2: And a feminist!

652 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10611 09:51

Hope she sees this, bro. (I hope Kim Yo-jong is reading this thread)

653 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10611 09:55

Idea: habanero poppers

654 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10611 10:05

女性の履き物に少し詳しい過ぎる男

655 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10611 11:30

Mittelafrika = foiled bantu superpower plan?

656 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10611 19:37

It's weird, I dont find edgy humour funny anymore regardless of slant (honestly, edgy politics like the alt-right and the dirtbag left have gotten incredibly old and get lamer and less shocking the older propoents get) like it's not offensive but just indifference to it, maybe the shock has just worn off.

657 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10611 20:22

>>656
Maybe you've grown up!

658 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10611 23:35

>>656
I think Nick Mullen is still funny, but that's about it.

659 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10612 02:09

I still enjoy edgy and political humor, I just don't enjoy it on here anymore, if you catch my drift.

660 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10612 06:15

>>526 here. I finally cracked the code. He's underage.
https://4-ch.net/ascii/kareha.pl/1661654270/40

661 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10612 06:36

GOOD NIGHT.

662 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10612 09:11

Probably a good point to put an end to it.

663 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10612 11:40

>>660 lmao deleted

664 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10612 13:50

The Raccon[sic]

665 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10612 14:05

raccoff

goodbye, sweet prince

666 Name: vc: fume : 1993-09-10612 14:08

"Cool Hand" Parker Oiler

667 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10612 14:43

You guys are so dramatic.
They never stay because of how slow it is

668 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10612 15:54

Bickleseed

669 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10612 16:15

>>664,665,666,667,668 I'm not Parker, but this isn't even remotely on the nose. What are you trying to say?

670 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10612 16:58

Do Minions have legal protections? In the eyes of the law are they considered humans? Animals? Are they property?

671 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10612 17:00

夢想無双 would be a good name for a touhou game with like dynasty warriors/arkham asylum style combat

672 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10612 17:19

幻想少女の天華舞争(てんかむそう)

ok I have a name, I just need an artist, a programmer, a scenario designer, a script writer, and a soundtrack designer. all the creative and legal rights are mine though.

673 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10612 17:33

>>672 Do it all yourself, like ZUN

674 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10612 17:37

I like new blood making things spicy, it's the Eternal September playing out - some n00b comes along, unfamiliar with how we get down, there's a backlash and it's a party

>>669 What are you trying to say?

675 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10612 20:54

Minions need a diversity investigation

676 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10612 22:41

Maybe I should take more drugs.

677 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10612 23:40

NO

678 This post sucked.

679 This post sucked.

680 This post sucked.

681 This post sucked.

682 This post sucked.

683 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10613 01:27

Oh boy

684 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10613 01:39

SSZ>BPS

685 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10613 01:43

mona would have nipped this whole thing in the bud

686 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10613 01:50

did bps even do anything

687 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10613 02:41

didn't threaten to kill the site whenever he was made fun of, for one

688 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10613 04:29

you know, it didn't register that the fnaf2 robots were dummy thick until i looked at the coloring books at the local supermarket

689 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10613 15:25

Free speech is under attack by the Super Sized Zionists!!!111

690 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10613 15:32

Why do youtubers and journalists hate crypto so much

691 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10613 16:19

>>690
Oh, I realized, their audience hates it and they're just catering to that.

692 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10613 17:27

the crypto audience is quite literally just a sausage fest.
no bitches, no paper.

693 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10613 17:33

>>692
Baste

694 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10613 17:38

>>692

>literally

Underage

695 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10613 17:49

tbh fam just literally don't see what the big deal is though

696 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10613 18:42

this

697 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10613 18:52

Ahem
FUCK THE TARTAN ARMY

698 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10613 19:16

are we sure they're not another attempt at recreating the roman empire again

699 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10613 19:20

why does twitter insist on showing me the ugliest fucking femsoma i've seen in my life

700 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10613 19:25

Life hack: toxoplasmosis has been shown to cause a slight increase in testosterone levels in those affected, so instead of paying a lot of money for expensive steroids, simply huff feral cats.

701 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10613 22:37

I read that whole article and I still don't know what time it is in China

702 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10613 22:44

literally bussin

703 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10613 22:47

did OYP die or something

704 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10613 22:49

I wish I could establish a schizo ethnostate filled with Commieblocks and barren streets.

705 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10614 04:00

>>704
I believe a state based around a mental condition is called a neurostate

706 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10614 04:09

The Myth of Normal: Trauma, Illness, & Healing in a Toxic Culture

707 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10614 07:26

Philip K. Dick wrote a sci-fi novella about that

708 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10614 09:28

>>672
is fm synth permitted?

709 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10614 09:36

>>690
looks like >>/1646142103/569 was right!

710 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10614 11:52

My life is over.

711 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10614 15:56

Life sucks, Drop Out.

712 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10614 16:57

>>710
It's only September, winter won't be here for a few more months.

713 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10614 18:22

I feel like its been September for a really, really long time. You know what I mean?

714 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10614 21:14

Where is the best place to hide a forest?

715 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10614 21:28

>>714
Not inside a single tree I hope.

716 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10615 00:29

>>690
Why wouldn't you? Very few people are worthier of genocide than them.

717 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10615 00:51

>>716
Who youtubers and journos or crypto traders

718 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10615 00:54

Hagio and Ogino

719 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10615 04:45

looking at scat porn while constipated on the toilet

720 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10615 12:22

>>717 ALL OF THEM I HATE THEM ALL

721 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10615 15:05

Queen - "We Will Rock You" VS Anaal Nakrath - "We Will Fucking Kill You"

722 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10615 16:54

The sad truth of weight training: unless you have peak 0.01% freak genes, then pick two and only two of the following: strong, lean, natty(not on steroids). However, the silver lining: as long as one of the things you picked is "natty" you are gonna vastly improve your health and quality of life.

723 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10615 17:50

Whatever you do, do it with intention.

724 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10615 19:59

The book The Reluctant Communist is a very DQN read. Aside from the state-sponsored GFs (and eventually wives) and the party cadres wanting said gf to have more sex with the author, it's a fascinating look into the fringes of Nork society and how more than anything, boredom is what drives disobedience there rather than ideological differences. Boredom seems to be the biggest Achilles' heel of communist society, as I have read similar things about the Soviet Union. It is also a snapshot of the early jangamadang era and the deterioration of the late Il-sung period, with civilians talking about gaming the system and such. Even party members seemed more concerned about their welfare than anything else. It surprised me that individualism shone through in people raised in a society like that, cadres no less! (Ironically, the personal gain being sought along with the surveillance and the kickbacks and privilege from the Songun policy is probably what has kept the Kim family from being overthrown by the military) The foreigners living there seemed more concerned about the rules than many party members. However, I guess that's obvious, as they would probably get punished less severely than your average citizen. It was very reflective of the human condition, as some did it for small power over people, but many were just trying to improve their lives, and some were even empathetic and friendly. This is so different because most other accounts I have read from inside the north were from natives in concentration camps. Hence, the true sadists of the party probably worked there instead of dealing with civilians. Juche is also not as far-left as it presents itself because, in practice, it's (was?) a communist monarchy more than anything, and racial purity was reportedly emphasized. It also made me understand why people, especially those in dire living conditions, get married and have children: it makes a shitty life and situation less unbearable.

More than anything, what stood out to me (aside from that, the Northern dialect of Korean phased out Chinese characters given both the proximity and the closeness of governments) was how the propaganda material stopped being propaganda after a while. People are just glad to do things like sing and savor their life milestones despite the rituals dripping in veneration for Il-sung and how similar the surveillance and propaganda the author faced are to the ones we face today in the west. Fittingly, they're privatized here, and people are far more cooperative and brainwashed, probably because they make it entertaining, and that seems to be what people seek and crave the most. This is why association football is prevalent regardless of almost every sociological factor despite often being a venue of corruption, violence, and propaganda. Maybe this oppression is just how society inherently works, and we just call it different things and hide it to various degrees.

I recommend it. It's not an account of average North Korean daily life because foreigners are essentially not allowed to mingle with regular society. Still, it's much closer than most defector books of prisons and gulags. Just be aware there's some personal life stuff in there, and it was pre-Jong-un.

725 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10615 20:38

I love how desperately they try to get non-voters to vote and thinly veiled begging to vote for their candidate

726 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10615 22:44

縺翫▲縺吶シ逾樊ァ

727 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10615 23:05

Autism With Chinese Characteristics (围棋)

728 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10615 23:23

That's a very nice post, but unfortunately I'm too stupid to respond properly to it.

729 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10616 02:49

If you think about it, Trump was the world's
first gyaru president.

730 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10616 09:09

communism is when no iphone, no soy, and no cuckolds

731 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10616 09:29

(Hypocritically) reject woke media
(Cynically) retvrn to safe-edgy aesthetic

732 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10616 09:34

When I was a kid I had wondered what 古留根尾 meant around Honeybee Manor and now that I know it's a really trashy way of writing "Corneo" (as if the aesthetic alone didn't communicate that) I can't help laughing belatedly.

733 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10616 09:48

Nukey Gay sounds like an old timey baseball player

734 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10616 20:38

>>730
I like how the right and the far-left use the same insult against progressive neolibs

735 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10617 05:14

>>733
Dusty Sleeve is my favorite fake baseballer name

736 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10617 12:46

You know, I haven't heard anyone say "onii-chan" in a while.

737 Name: vc: sod : 1993-09-10617 12:50

Girls that do SPH have a certain look to em

738 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10617 13:22

>>591 I'm wearing a Hawick rugby top today, listening to happy hardcore and drinking MD 20/20. Rugby union though

739 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10617 13:55

>>736 needy brocoms all about that 'aniue' these days

740 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10617 13:57

I threw him in the woodchipper!!!!!

741 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10617 15:12

top ten Jim and Pam pranks that went too far (the holocaust)

742 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10618 08:25

Theres far too many to list/I dont even know are popular but I gotta work on a fetish tier list
I've watched porn for like two days straight after taking stimulants and I have a lot of opinions. But fetishes vary even within themselves, I will think about this

743 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10618 10:11

I have freckles on my hands, which means that I am cuter than you.

744 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10618 10:26

?????????????????????

745 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10618 11:25

what do you mean that an acc with the name "loliwifegroomer" is not a credible source of information

746 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10618 14:44

united states postal service (USPISS)

747 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10618 15:01

The fact Icelanders believe in Elves makes me doubt the existence of Iceland as a real county

748 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10618 20:23

i wish people under 18 got banned from the internet

749 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10618 20:45

srb2kart is still fun

750 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10619 01:27

boku no pico, the prequel to boku no hero academia

751 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10619 07:56

Speaking of North Korea, their disappearance from women's football has been disastrous for the already weak parity of women's football.
They were arguably the best team in Asia because of their obsession with olympic medals.

Also, shut up about it being hardcore, the worst dive of all time was in the womens world cup, even Neymar would scoff at this shit (https://youtu.be/CTyqciQcd78)

752 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10619 09:33

is it really their fault when the olympics banned them for some bullshit reason

753 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10619 10:34

I think it was an excuse because organizing their surveillance accomodation is probably a pain the ass

754 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10619 13:09

Merseysiders are the cringiest tryhards in the english speaking world

755 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10619 17:14

Kopipe is Japanese for drinking straw

756 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10619 21:21

Stop calling me a misognyist for critiquing pornstars business decisions
I actually pay for fetish porn, I'm keeping a cottage industry alive motherfucker

757 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10619 21:53

ok google, "curtis yarvin jawline"

758 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10619 21:54

(still looks cute, for whatever it's worth)

759 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10620 08:39

Vegan poultry alternatives

760 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10620 08:39

(・`ω´・) >>757 There is a “last thing you googled” thread, y'know

761 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10620 11:09

Holy shit there are actual juche/kim supporters in the west
that has to be the biggest "falling for the meme" on the left since unironic dengism became a thing online

762 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10620 13:13

Old greatest generation men: Never talk to friends and family about killing people and watching your friends die in WWII
Old millennial men: Never talk to friends and family about how you wasted your youth on Internet arguments
Old generation Z men: Never talk to friends and family about killing people and watching your friends die in WWIII which was started over Internet arguments

763 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10620 13:23

I love you, Clonepa.

764 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10620 17:33

Penis cockin'

765 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10620 18:01

if I were fighting an elephant unarmed I would simply roll out of the way when it telegraphs its wind up attack like a fucking dark souls boss. easy game easy life.

766 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10620 18:38

This is the FBI, we noticed you searching the steam store for "cute" "funny'" and "female protagonist", would you mind coming with us?

767 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10620 18:41

Greetings DQN! Do you like philosophy? Did you know that back in the old days, Philosophy wasn't just about jacking off on the internet over old books? Philosophy was about action! That's right, philosophers were interested in figuring out how to live the good life. And what action is greater at bettering your life than buying and eating a nice, juicy, delicious McDonald's BigMac? I'm eating one right now and I'm Loving It! The more I think about it (that's what philosophers do, hehe), the more I understand - Plato would have LOVED the McDonald's Bigmac. What faster route is there to knowledge of the Forms than the wonderful flavors of the BigMac secret sauce? MMmmm, delicious! Go to McDonald's, buy a BigMac today!

Be sure to post a photograph of your McDonald's BigMac purchase to share with others what a great philosopher you are too!

768 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10620 18:46

Plato was a wrestler in his youth, his name literally means "broad shouldered". I don't think he would have eaten at McDonalds, if anything he'd probably be one of those twitter guys who take steroids and read Evola and say things like "few know this"and "muh name Jamal".

769 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10620 18:56

Of course an intelligent wrestler like Plato would love the BigMac! The McDonald's BigMac is among the best meals to eat for any sort of healthy activities. I always eat a nice juicy BigMac combo meal before I go to the gym.

770 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10620 18:56

o-o-o-o-open gangrene style

771 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10620 19:36

>>767
Shut the FUCK up, 2kike!

772 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10620 19:54

nice guess, but wrong tripfag

773 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10620 20:28

Religion shot itself in the foot with circumcision, because the cut cocks look the most suckable

774 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10620 20:31

>>772
shut the FUCK up, 2kike!

775 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10620 20:48

>>768 It just means broad and some believe it was actually a reference to his big forehead

776 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10620 21:38

Engraved on Karl Marx's tombstone are the words, "The philosophers have only interpreted the world in various ways; the point, however, is to change it."
Marx demands that the intellectual class — the professors of sociology, gender studies, women's studies, journalism and so on — come out of the Ivory Tower and see themselves as creators of a new and glorious future.
How much more meaningful, exciting, and romantic to see yourself as an agent of change rather than a mere academic! Send the young people who fill up your classroom into the world with the same disgust toward middle-class values that you feel, as potential soldiers in your cause, and you've done your job. And look around, for the most part, they've succeeded. Drill into any current leftist movement: environmentalism, critical race theory, the massive expansion of the welfare state, and diversity, equity and inclusion offices at every university and major corporation, and you will find Marxism at its core: a contempt of the Enlightenment and the Judeo-Christian value system from which Capitalism springs.
Marx's most famous call to action — "workers of the world unite" — was not, of course, to the elite but to the laboring class. That didn't work out so well. Workers, especially in the United States, turned out to be more interested in refrigerators than revolutions. The only barricade they were passionate about was a white picket fence in front of a green suburban lawn. Poor benighted souls, the appeal of Marxism was somehow lost on them — maybe because they didn't go to college. But the intellectual class never lost faith. Even after Stalin, even after Mao, even after Castro wrecked Cuba, even after Pol Pot murdered millions, even after Hugo Chavez decimated Venezuela, the academic elite remained true believers. Indeed, in a world without faith, where God is dead, Marxism has become, a substitute religion, strengthened by the unyielding commitment of its followers to bear witness to it and to act on it. Marxism summons these followers to join a crusade to destroy the evil that is capitalism and to create the good that is communism.
In our secular world, the Marxist ideal gives the Marxist believer a reason to live, a reason to die, and a reason to kill. Monsters like Lenin, Stalin, Mao, Kim Il Sung, Ho Chi Minh and Pol Pot took this to the nth degree and murdered untold millions. For the record, the latter two were politically educated in France.
If you think I'm exaggerating the evils of Marxism, if you think Stalin and those other guys got communism wrong but your new "Democratic Socialism" will get it right, think again. Marx's own definition, only the path to his utopian vision of pure freedom requires the destruction—economically, politically, and morally—of every vestige of civilization as we know it. Economically, Marxism seeks to destroy free enterprise, profit-and-loss, competition, and material wealth. Politically, it seeks to destroy the rule of law, separation of powers, and freedom of speech. Morally, it seeks to destroy individualism, religion, and independent thought. And on top of this rubble it builds the all-powerful State ruled by an all-powerful elite.
This is why the Communist One Percent (the true 1 percent) must use the full power of the State to force the 99 Percent (the true 99 percent) to become something they are not and do not want to be. And if that doesn't work, the secular philosophy of brotherly love simply intimidates into silence and ultimately liquidates as much of the 99 percent as is necessary to keep everybody in line.
Censorship, secret police, and reeducation camps: these are not bugs in an imperfect system, they are features — critical parts of its design. The problem with Marxism has been and always will be MARXISM. Too bad the academic establishment has yet to figure this out. Or even worse, maybe they have.
I'm ( ゚ ヮ゚), Professor of Political Science, from the Elitist Superstructure of DQN.

777 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10620 22:06

>>765
If you can stab the trunk all the way through an elephant will go into shock

778 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10620 22:40

Right-left politics are just a contest of who can confirmation bias harder as in practice both just become oppression

779 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10620 23:27

>>776

>Workers, especially in the United States, turned out to be more interested in refrigerators than revolutions.

This is the crux of the "human nature is incompatible with communism" argument comes into play as over history people have coveted objects

>the Judeo-Christian value system from which Capitalism springs.

Which is funny because Christians belive in a social market and some like (most?) in the UK even are socialists.

780 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10621 00:09

>>776

>critical race theory

This just feels like americans love racism so much that after they switched to psued racism after regular racism became socially unacceptable

781 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10621 02:05

i'm not reading all of that

782 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10621 04:21

>>765
What makes elephants dangerous is that they're usually found in packs. You'd be dealing with like three in a bachelor group

783 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10621 04:45

I want a brown suit

784 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10621 07:05

I miss world4ch.

785 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10621 08:08

I miss world2ch.

786 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10621 08:30

I miss sovietrussia and the PoMoFuEnSo...

787 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10621 09:04

I miss Channel4 and the Elitist Superstructure of DQN.

788 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10621 12:56

do non-human animals know the concept of incest

789 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10621 14:52

I miss iichan!

790 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10621 16:09

I miss Hello★Channel

791 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10621 22:28

I miss having hair...

792 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10621 23:19

I Miss You

793 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10621 23:50

I miss interracial porn before raceplay got somewhat popular

794 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10622 01:58

I miss the LZX Industries Diver module.

795 Name: Ted Kaczynski : 1993-09-10622 02:47

I miss agricultural society

796 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10622 10:58

I miss the dinosaurs

797 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10622 12:12

            
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798 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10622 13:41

>>788
Rarely.
https://www.nature.com/articles/s41559-021-01453-9
Mammals avoid it more often but it still occurs, particularly when the animal has a small population.
Notably, great apes avoid close incest and we almost certainly inherited the same mechanisms to do so https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0003347280800637

https://carta.anthropogeny.org/moca/topics/incest-avoidance#:~:text=Both%20non%2Dhuman%20great%20apes,population%20(Pusey%2C%201990).

799 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10622 14:37

Gen z tory: SNP is cringe like

800 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10622 16:53

i need to finish this gay essay
also, i want a girlfriend

801 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10622 17:55

a gay girlfriend?

802 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10622 23:50

imagine having money and a cute wife who loves you

803 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10623 00:00

imagine being a cute wife

804 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10623 00:19

I would sacrifice 100,000 Floridians to save a single manatee

805 Name: vc: penish : 1993-09-10623 21:07

Dortmund or Schalke

806 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10624 10:21

I wish my 1998 Borussia Dortmund away shirt still fit me

807 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10624 17:22

"奴隷との生活 - Teaching Feeling" is a dangerously satisfying game, tfw no former slave wife who loves you unconditionally with all her heart because you're the first person who showed her human kindness

808 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10624 23:40

Concord grape wine might well be America's oldest documented culinary crime, but it's kind of okay if you use it in a deglaze.

809 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10625 04:05

I wish I could hear "yanny" again, but I only hear "laurel"

810 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10625 13:31

or as i like to call it, 'pizza though'

811 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10625 15:26

Theres nothing norms love more than street interviews of retarded people on large societal issues

812 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10625 15:44

"奴隷との生活 - Teaching Feeling" features too much sex and not enough cuddling. I want a full length dating sim made out of that first little bit of the game before the sex.

813 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10625 15:48

>>812 There's a platonic route, your fault for not choosing the option to gently reject her advances as someone who claims not to be interested in the sex.............

814 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10625 17:05

>>813
I haven't played it in many years now but if I remember correctly, rejecting her advances led to her raping you past some quantity of headpats. There was also just not much content to do if you avoided sex. This was in a very old version mind you and I have no clue how the game has changed since then.

Also, wanting far more cuddling does not mean I do not also want the sex >:(( what are you some kind of freak who wants to fuck a fictional girl before spending a minimum of 700 hours in her game living out countless unique ultra-specific day to day events? There needs be at least a 1:10000 ratio of sex to non-sex before I can get emotionally invested enough to buy into the escapism.

815 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10625 17:55

What a surreal year.
And to think, it's not even over yet.

816 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10625 21:31

jimbo wales die bitch

817 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10627 03:28

fuck you eileen, oh, you're kind of dogshit

818 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10627 03:54

>>779

> This is the crux of the "human nature is incompatible with communism" argument

his argument is actually sound, the part that is lacking is that Marx argued at some point, capitalism would be unable to provide workers with refrigerators and white picket fence lawns, as it demands continuously increased profit and profit is inversely correlated with worker compensation. plus further revisions to marxist theory do consider that first world workers, being the recipients of imperalist spoils, are on average wealthier than the workers on the third world, so a worldwide worker revolution would begin on the third world, where workers would feel squeezed sooner, and then move onto the first world.

the real failure of trying to combat the "human nature" argument is trying to put the logic of economic systems on moral terms, which sucks and is useless. it's a losing conversation to move onto drastically trascendental areas, especially to argue against something as empirically understood as "people like nice things".

819 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10627 10:45

I mustn't run away.

820 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10627 12:03

>>818 Why do you bother capitalising Marx (arf arf) but not the start of your sentences?

821 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10627 12:03

It is because he has come here from Twitter.

822 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10627 12:10

Well, Yahoo Mail has finally stopped working on Safari 9.1.3, it no longer takes me to the simple version. I did not need anything else from an email platform. Another one bites the dust. I hate how simple services stop working when they update things.

823 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10627 17:45

Somalia: the worst place on earth

824 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10627 19:13

sumo deadlift feels so fucking good, i've been conned by rippetards for the last time

825 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10628 08:32

Thinkin' about... frosted butts...

826 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10628 19:03

if you're gonna be fat and asian at least don't have long slicked back hair

827 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10629 01:10

Lolbertarian: "Joke's on you, I hate roads."

828 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10629 02:11

>>827
I think most people who call themselves libertarians just want a milder version of anarchy

829 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10629 05:58

might dress as fat thor for halloween, i've never even watched a marvel movie but i have the strongfat physique and the hair and beard nailed down already

830 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10629 16:07

AI taking off is a good time for me to drop all of my current interests and finally become a hermit.

831 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10629 22:27

Obsessing or making a primary activity out of reading the news instead of other things is essentially just waiting for things to happen when you could be doing something.

832 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10630 10:19

Obsessing or making a primary activity out of reading textboards instead of other things is essentially just waiting for things to happen when you could be doing something.

833 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10630 10:24


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834 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10630 16:38

Here we go...

835 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10630 16:44

Steelers.

836 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10630 18:19

Muh generation is doomed

837 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10630 19:39

EOPVN

838 Name: vc: salution : 1993-09-10631 12:35

Haven't seen anyone discuss L.A. Noire in quite some time yet it's had some cultural longevity in YouTubers' choice of sound effects and people regularly using Cole's expression of "doubt" (verbal beatdown).

839 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10631 13:49

(X)

840 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10631 19:13

I used to not understand why you need to rotate the tires on your car. Don't they rotate all the time while the car is moving.

841 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10632 01:05

You ever encounter a woman in public and she's just inexplicably enchanting? She might not even be dressed well or have put much effort into her appearance but she stands out like a single beautiful orchid in a field of white clover. You find your eyes tracing her up and down, pausing on her lips, taking in the dainty contours of her neck and nape, imagining your wedding day, imagining yourself ravishing her all night long, your life together, being buried in the same grave together. That ever happen to you? It's because she was ovulating and you, as a male, can smell it. No amount of surgeries and voice training can give a troon the things that an actual woman doesn't even have to consciously try for.

842 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10632 01:15

>>841
that's a relief tbh, since i'm aro/ace

843 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10632 01:30

>>842 Son, that's called being a eunuch and it's what happens when you chemically castrate yourself, it's not real, none of this shit is real.

844 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10632 03:24

>>841
Thats not true, im sure people who are attracted to trans feel like that all the time

845 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10632 06:20

>>843
actually, i spent most of my early life struggling with the fear that the twisted sexual urges i felt at the time would drive me to do something horrific to another human being one day, so i'm extremely glad they're gone now. if they're not real, hopefully i keep dreaming.

maybe if there were other socially acceptable means of castrating oneself in western society i wouldn't be trans, though.

846 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10632 09:27

Meme stock lunatics be all like "haha have fun with your boomer tickers" and buy up brick and mortar chains

847 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10632 10:26

when the guy sounds exactly like what he looks like he sounds like

848 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10632 12:35

i didn't need any fag hormones to castrate myself all i needed was a knife and some vodka

849 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10632 12:40

>>807
What's the correct way to pirate Teaching Feeling these days?

850 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10632 13:34

Does anyone remember seeing a "draw a moff" thread on the imageboard some while back? Someone posted his moff captcha and someone drew a cute moth in reply. Did anyone save the moff? I need that moff.
I can't get it out of my mind even though it's been months since.

851 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10633 00:18

on the tangential note of images regrettably left unsaved, i failed to archive a parody of SBaHJ wherein the panel of Sweet Bro saying "whoof want to know" was redrawn as Twilight Sparkle.
it was both hilarious and cursed.
anyway i hope >>850 finds the moff

852 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10633 03:54

I think its funny that on a board that obviously has 1 or 2 deeply religious posters, the bodybuilder type is the one to take issue with trans

853 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10633 04:16

>>852
Civil war of body dysmorphiacs

854 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10633 06:05

Heard my 50+ parents arguing about sex

855 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10633 06:16

i hope frederick cook is aware he looks like a chudjak irl

856 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10633 08:31

>>854 Is that one of those deals where they mix the semen of 50 dudes in a jug and fertilise yo mama with the salty goulash?

857 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10633 10:10

>>841

>You ever encounter a woman in public and she's just inexplicably enchanting?

...No? Dude, I think you're just lonely.

858 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10633 15:11

I wonder what's happening on DQN right now

859 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10633 18:47

>>855
So do you, Layla.

860 Name: vc: sow : 1993-09-10633 21:28

>>841
Hey, trans women tend to have personalities more than cis women.
Sure, there's like 6 trans personalities but women only have like 2 maybe 3
Men have like 10

861 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10633 22:02

lmao

862 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10633 22:09

>>857
Nah man, I mean it's the difference between "saw a hot girl in public, looked at her butt for a sec and went on with my day" and "saw Venus in the flesh today, would that shed've stabbed me through the heart, that I might be near to her for even a fleeting second". It's not even a question of physical attractiveness.

vc: uncuck

863 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10634 00:39

had to unleash the emergency mittens today, really wish they didn't jerk the way they do when scrolling it would make them far more comforting in times like this

864 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10634 19:05

why is shop999 taking so long

865 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10635 00:48

Apparently 4-ch.net may have more active users than the metaverse, which is live already?

866 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10635 02:23

The funniest thing about the AI artwork hysteria is that there's been so many demonstrations with Hatsune Miku, that people actually think "Oh, this has to be AI art, nobody willingly draws Miku."

867 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10635 02:51

I can do most all kind of work. I can ride with the best.

868 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10635 12:51

She Jinping slammed as a Marxist Feminist

869 Name: vc: pawb : 1993-09-10635 22:03

Gatekeep Gaslight Gross Girlboss

870 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10635 22:54

>>852
Before my belief in God, I am a textboard poster.
Before all my deepest moral convictions, I am a textboard poster.
Before my political views, I am a textboard poster.
Shii's beautiful face is to me is the axis around which life revolves.
At night in bed I chuckle to myself thinking of past grandpa threads. When programming I can think only of ANUS. When dating women the first thing I do is tell them about my favorite kopipe.
VIPPERs, Dokyun, even /prog/riders, to me you are all like my closest family. All of you from our dwindled little corner of the web. How could I possibly stir animosity with family, regardless of my differences with them? How could I, with clear conscience, come into a textboard thread and shit it up with worthless culture war politics?

You could be a weird ugly deviant, a neonazi, or a trans rights activist. You could be someone I morally disagree with. You could be the most morally reprehensible person to ever live. You could be a murderer, a drug trafficker, a rapist. You could want me dead. I do not care. You post on textboards, therefore you are my brother, and I love you.




Except for halcy, fuck that guy.

871 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10635 23:35

fuck, marry, kill: halcy, shii, >>870

872 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10635 23:48

>>871
Can I kill them all?

873 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10636 01:10

Sherri Martel...

874 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10636 01:10

fucksushi, marrysushi, ...

875 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10636 10:53

Speaking of religion my geography teacher showed a Turkish depiction of Muhammad in a powerpoint about the basics of Islam because he was unaware this was deeply offensive.

I dont know whats funnier, that someone that ignorant of the topic was teaching it or that he could've been killed for that ignorance

876 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10636 17:19

trains

877 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10636 17:39

the power of the punai punai

878 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10636 17:55

Come to think of it, Plato never made up a scenario exonerating Socrates in full.

879 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10636 18:37

>>870 I love you too onii-chan!

880 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10637 02:42

スニードの種子と食餌(元店主:チャック)

vc: vibe

881 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10637 06:34

MY VC IS SOCK!

882 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10637 07:52

God how do people manage to become therapists, I feel like I would be bawling my eyes out at every single patient I'm supposed to be providing for.

883 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10637 11:04

Iran protests are cringe

884 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10637 15:18

>>883
Better than the so-called chinese protests of literally one person hanging a sign on a bridge for a few minutes.

885 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10637 17:23

no longer a 24yo virgin

886 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10637 17:34

>>885
happy birthday!

887 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10637 22:04

I don't think as much as I used to.

888 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10637 22:15

Things would be better if everyone was just drunk 24/7.

889 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10638 02:38

One of these days I'm going to actually consoom at least something in my GOG or Steam library.

890 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10638 10:16

Posting from Firefox 48 :3

891 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10638 11:05

>>890 I was watching you power up that old laptop on the floor and I just wanted to tell you that I was hypnotised by your sexy, sexy bum. Can we have sex?

892 Name: >>890 : 1993-09-10638 17:20

Just had sex with >>891

893 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10639 11:52

with how horribly it went i'm fairly sure i'm just not compatible with the world...
on the other hand, all my envy/jealousy has instantly disappeared and that feels pretty good

894 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10639 15:03

WTFWJD when nukes start flying?

895 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10639 18:18

As a general principle, I don't use wrong definitions or pronunciations of things made up recently by journalists, zealots, or Redditors.

I shouldn't be shocked when people do, but I can't help but feel the hurt.

896 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10639 18:25

FRANCE vs GREECE in the UK and this is the turnout you get?
Dang brexit

897 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10639 20:09

I heard some "slut rap" in a porn music video for the first time and am disappointed certain groups have rallied around it politically and were making such a big deal out of when the non-pretentiousness of the lyrics imply its not meant to be anything deeper than what it is presented as.
I do like having a feminine voice in background music for porn though

898 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10640 02:34

I want to eat the grapes in Minoriko's hat

899 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10640 02:41

Also the peaches in Tenshi's hat. Why do so many Tou hoes have fruit in their hats.

900 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10640 02:42

the weimarted states of muttmerica

901 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10640 09:08

Something is deeply wrong.

902 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10640 12:29

>>899 It's a metaphor

903 Name: vc: unese : 1993-09-10640 23:52

"It was at this point that Zuckerberg, seeking to mend relations with the 500-odd spook agencies, terrorist organizations, and revolutionary parties who had him near the top of their shitlists, decided to become certifiably insane."

904 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10641 00:50

Shota in the meat grinder
Ground shota meat

905 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10641 08:09

quartet for live prince
semanashi is shot by a normal bird - til now
hate-colored slave spark

906 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10641 08:16

let's die in a crappy graveyard
large dumbass general
hated girly son

907 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10641 08:18

"hated girly son" probably describes a decent chunk of the userbase

908 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10641 09:33

Idea: Buddhist heavy metal band that uses Buddhist eschatological imagery the same way that e.g. Black Sabbath uses apocalyptic Christian imagery. Heavily featured on album covers and t-shirts would be things like Nioh statues, Vaisravana and the dharmapala yakshas, fierce warrior gods etc.

909 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10641 13:30

going to become an enkō otaku

910 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10641 13:49

Cant believe people still defend Disney garbage

911 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10641 13:57

Any other anime-styled game with fanservice and cute girls would just give them big tits and fat asses but I really appreciate how Genshin instead gave them pretty & ornate shoes and bare legs.

912 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10641 15:28

I hope they haze the BTS guys.

913 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10641 15:36

actually it would be "girly son in envy/jealousy" or whatever sin would replace it

914 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10641 20:57

Reading about forex trading seems like crypto trading but not for retarded people

915 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10641 21:52

>>914
A lot of bucket shops and retarded people in forex too. Crypto is more fun since it's easier to speculate on the retardation of others.

916 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10641 23:03

There's no way my ingenious plan of buying Rubles and Pounds and holding them until the situation in those countries improves
Thanks, Liz "the Nigger Exterminator" Truss

917 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10642 00:15

>>914-916
Wait, edumcate me how to get rich quick without setting my foot outside. I'd probably throw up from the sunlight after hiding for so many years behind thick curtains.

918 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10642 02:00

Being the square in a friend circle of weirdos rules as long as you can put up with their shit

919 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10642 02:01

>>917
Im not doing this to get rich, gambling is illegal here and trading is more involved and higher odds than lotteries

920 Name: vc: vamit : 1993-09-10642 02:01

>>917
So there's this board on 4chan called /biz/ and this sub on Reddit called r/wallstreetbets

You must never go there.

921 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10642 02:31

I wonder what would've happened if I dated that francoist girl

922 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10642 05:54

how is smoking cigarettes "living it up", it smells like shit and you barely get high it's like the shittiest stimulant ever. if you're gonna YOLO because being old sucks at least do meth you coward.

923 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10642 05:55

michael goutokuji

924 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10642 06:00

カリ素股

925 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10642 07:06

what if you could fix her?
what if you were the singular one who is built different?

926 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10642 07:40

i can't even fix myself

927 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10642 09:15

The one time I've been in an actual fist fight as an adult I screamed some Touhou pre-fight dialogue* and then hit the guy in the mouth so hard that I broke my hand and knocked him out. No one has fucked with me since...

*It was Kyouko from TDs3. "I'll make your screams of despair echo to the ends of the earth!"

928 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10642 09:16

No wait, Kyouko was stage 2.

929 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10642 09:53

>>922
It's only for people with nicotine addictions. A fancy cigar is fun every now and then though

930 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10642 14:20

>>922
It smells and tastes great.

931 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10642 14:30

>>922 What do you think of alcohol? You sound like one of those kids talking about how can anyone like drinking because it tastes like piss

932 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10642 19:26

Ah fuck, all the employees working at the post office today are black.

933 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10642 19:50

Liz "the Nigger Resigner" Truss

934 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10642 20:46

>>931
Alcohol makes you funny and tastes good, tobacco only provides relief from the withdrawal caused by smoking it in the first place...

935 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10642 21:15

>>934
I quit 10 years ago, but cigs are comfy as fuck. You get something to do while walking places, it smells nice, it tastes nice, and it's a nice weak euphoria. Not everything needs to be intense. Meth is not something you simply just do while taking a walk somewhere and neither is alcohol. Fun habit, if it wasn't so fucking deadly I'd still be smoking and loving it.

936 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10642 23:35

I hate when researching about specific mental illness symptoms, the first thing you find are people who supposedly have the disorder giving anecdotes about it. It reminds me of the people who take MBTI stuff very seriously and just desperately want a label

937 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10643 00:06

>>925
She will be impressed by that large on stream donation!

938 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10643 09:18

touhou moba
touhou class based shooter

939 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10643 14:51

touhou text board

940 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10643 16:02

poo smear...

941 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10643 19:34

Sexhavers say the darnedest things.

942 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10644 05:49

What the whole AI art debacle has taught me is that a lot of people have absolutely garbage standards for art.

Dozens of times I've seen someone post poorly-proportioned, awfully shaded, completely anatomically insane and malformed AI art and seen a horde of posters shouting in response about how it's better than anything humans could make, and how AI art has already ended human artists. Not that I doubt it'll eventually completely destroy the human-made art market, but the sort of garbage AI art in particular that I've seen heavily praised makes me think that the quality bar it needs to reach before that's a possibility is far, far lower than expected.

943 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10644 06:17

I hate whenever programs talk about nigeria they always add a disclaimer about how they're friendly, welcoming and not just what you see in the news (if you look on facebook and nairaland, its worse) blah blah blah when Nigerians have an earned poor reputation across almost of all sub-saharan africa. They're friendly yes but because they want something from you. Its ok to admit the widespread corruption has made them distrusting of others and self-interested.

I dont think I've ever seen a news program describe a country's peoples as anything but friendly, welcoming and thats probably true as most people are decent enough but Nigerians may be the sole exception.

944 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10644 06:19

>>942
I agree. But the AI crowd is a big circlejerk right now

945 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10644 07:00

ffmpreg

946 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10644 09:27

>>945 world wide w

947 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10644 09:41

>>942 I think it's really funny! And I still think the human element in having the idea, using the AI tool and curating the results makes it valid art, made funnier by the irked purists saying “but it's not Art!!!” I don't think the human art market will ever die.

948 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10644 15:19

>>942
people on SNS really are falling for a waifu with 3 and a half fingers and a second set of bobs instead of a tummy and legs

949 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10644 19:19

The "current thoughts" thread has really just become the "unsolicited opinions" thread (I'm helping!)

950 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10644 19:32

>>949 Maybe that's what their current thought was

951 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10644 19:35

Maybe I should relearn how to talk to people first.

952 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10644 20:36

The real graveyard of empires, the Mons Vaticanus

953 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10644 20:57

when you hear someone from the UK use a baseball metaphor

954 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10644 21:26

fat_mons

955 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10644 21:35

fat moms

956 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10644 22:02

Post-scarcity tech in fiction: We'll be the aliens who come in peace!

Every massive tech leap in history: *laughs in Exterminatus*

957 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10644 23:30

severely broken

958 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10645 02:10

my asshole is monumentally itchy and sweaty at the moment

959 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10645 10:16

The phrase "unsolicited opinions" is used almost exclusively weird fruity faggots!

960 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10645 10:17

forgot the word "by" in there whoops

961 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10645 11:26

>>960 That's because you're stupid 👍

962 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10645 13:36

>>959
I have never heard it before

963 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10645 14:20

thinking about those beans

964 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10645 15:45

Gamecube animal crossing is the best one

965 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10645 16:23

>>963
on suika's chest

966 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10645 18:02

>>959
So is "MilleniZ" as if Millenials are still young people

967 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10645 22:31

The dragonflies this year are huge!

968 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10646 00:43

tiktok tranny that makes "trans rights" his whole identity

969 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10646 08:13

finally got around to playing tsukihime on campus

970 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10647 03:53

changed the password on the ancient newgrounds account

971 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10647 05:50

Ever since that Will Ospreay tweet I've been unable to think of greys as anything but "those shitty aliens."

972 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10647 18:59

Turning 30 freaked me out more than I thought it would

973 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10647 21:40

Goated and Labourpilled

974 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10647 22:34

Reject modernity, embrace tradition
(but the pictures are an abstract Chinese hammer and sickle vs. the more aesthetic Soviet design with a realistic handle)

975 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10647 23:02

>>972
gaining magic powers is going to take some time getting used to, don't sweat it!

976 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10647 23:04

Hypothetically speaking, let's say I want to distribute software under a license that requires all copies of the software come with a copy of the goatse image. Hello.jpg is presumably copyright Kirk Johnson. What would be the legal implications of a FOSS license that requires that the software be distributed alongside a copyrighted image to which the original software developer owns no rights (as unlikely as it is that Kirk Johnson ever enforces his copyright)? Since this is legally problematic (it is asking anyone redistributing copies of the software potentially violate copyright law with the goatse image), would it be better to require the software be distributed alongside a non-goatse but goatse-adjacent image, such as a goatse ascii art or a goatse parody image? This goatse-alternative would then be licensed in such a way as to make distributing it alongside the software legally not an issue. There is a well known goatse ascii art on the goatse websight, does anyone know the copyright status of that ascii art? Can copyright even be enforced for small bits of ascii art like that? What if I stretch my own anus, and then require that be the photo distributed alongside the software instead of the real goatse? Would my knock-off self-goatse have the same psychological impact? Does anyone know where I can contact Kirk Johnson to ask him about licensing his hello.jpg image?

977 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10648 03:50

Mbappe's contract being worth more than the GDP of some countries is

978 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10648 05:33

>>977
Only those shitty little islands like Kiribati

979 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10648 06:48

I was really surprised when gmail let me register without phone number, I once spent like a year without an email address and google account, so it just giving it like that surprised me. Reddit and discord still decided to be assholes, reddit just shadowbanned me, and discord demands my phone number.

980 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10648 07:56

>>974
Forgot to congratulate Xi on the third term tho, here's to five more years of looking deeply unhappy to be in the presence of other people you have to shake hands with even when you smile.

981 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10648 08:23

>>980
He looks like he's had a lot of plastic surgery even though I doubt he has

982 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10648 10:49

>>976
Let's assume you use the classic Kirk Johnson hello.jpg. By requiring anyone who redistributes the software to commit an illegal act (copyright infringement), it would presumably be treated the same as other unreasonable provision in a contract, such as "by redistributing this software you agree to give me all your possessions", and considered void by most courts.

Your best bet legally is the knockoff goatse. I cannot say whether it would have the same impact. Feel free to share the picture with us when you've made it, I'm sure everyone would love to give you feedback.

If you want to be more hip, try putting hello.jpg through an AI img2img tool. They're legally uncharted territory (model training itself has been held to be legal in the USA, but I'm not sure about img2img.)

983 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10648 12:21

why is dqn safe for work if no one has a job???

984 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10648 12:22

i'm not afraid to kiss a girl who has a mouthful of my cum, i'm not a COWARD

985 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10648 12:56

Crazy how I could get arrested for a specific sequence of zeros and ones being stored in my computer

986 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10648 13:29

>>984
what about boys?

987 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10648 17:11

>>982
Thank you for your legal advice! I'll try to track down and contact Kirk Johnson to ask him to release hello.jpg under a CC license. But if that doesn't work, I'll start stretching, and you'll be getting plenty of pics!

988 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10648 17:13

989 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10648 19:34

>>979
You're not missing much

990 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10648 20:12

>>985
Crazy how I could get arrested for "rape" just for the crime of arranging molecules in a certain way.

991 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10649 02:19

Does anyone remember Japanese Old Boy (not the movie)

993 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10649 04:08

>>992
I wonder what he's up to these days

994 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10649 06:43

A bunch of businesses dropping kanye looks hilarious

995 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10649 09:08

scratch butts

996 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10649 12:58

>>984
If she can do it, so can you!

997 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10649 13:34

i've done it, that's why i'm not afraid!!

998 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10649 13:39

uhm actually it's impossible for girls to be "always horny and wet" and men to be "always hard" and fucking to "never end", as all phenomena are impermanent and lack a self.

999 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10649 13:40

However, the very fact that all things must end is precisely what allows us to enjoy them. See you next thread....

vc: le

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