I'M A COMPUTER (999)

442 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4454 20:13 [no]

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40 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 15:31 [no]

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115 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 01:26 [no]

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197 Name: - 1993-09-4423 23:36 [no]

Monitor not found.
Please close your eyes and visualize this message.

209 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 05:52 [no]

Partition Deleted
<Please restart your computer>

a:\>___

249 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 19:09 [no]

Bad command or file name

15 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 11:56 [no]

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664 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4689 13:43

MY SPRING IS RUNNING DOWN... PLEASE WIND IMMEDIATELY OR SAVE YOUR DOCUMENTS.

879 Name: Durandal!!iUIb/DSJ : 1993-09-5419 11:06

794 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5346 18:49

103 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4420 18:37 [no]

...

644 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 19:59

BEEP

909 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5430 16:44

BEEP
.
.
.
PASSWORD ERROR
[0] ABORT
[1] RETRY
[2] I FORGOT THE PASSWORD

65 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 22:06 [no]

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721 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5177 09:06

STOP BUGGIN'

851 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 17:38

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404 Name: ™*F.‘. .‘.F*₯Kί₯*tl;dr*F.‘. .‘.F*₯Kί₯*™!TLDRwjAlhI 1993-09-4450 18:41 [no]

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720 Name: 1985-1988 Nissan Maxima : 1993-09-5177 00:51

Fuel Level Is Low
Lights Are On
Left Front Door Is Open
P0141 Fuel trim error VG30E

408 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4451 03:33 [no]

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516 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4470 23:06 [no]

...

403 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4450 16:11 [no]

<computer say#@>:- 'Deleting partition' is not found

<#@>:- why?

<computer say#@>:- it was kidnapped

<#@>:-...

100 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4420 18:29 [no]

100 GOTO >>200

676 Name: Ό“ρ“ρ“ρi OƒΦOj“ρ“ρ“ρ½ : 1993-09-4706 04:00

.....

BEEP

852 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 17:38

...

649 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4611 21:38

BIIP

502 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 17:08 [no]

BEEP

309 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4434 11:35 [no]

c

418 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4451 09:57 [no]

<computer say#@>:- doo wa doowa dubidu du

<#@>:- good song

<computer say#@>:- i am sinatra

<#@>:- sure, and I the queen of England

<computer say#@>:- ...

31 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 14:22 [no]

DQN.exe has encountered an error and needs to close. We are sorry for the inconvenience.

439 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4454 02:23 [no]

Error: list index out of range.

278 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4429 00:06 [no]

A55-H0-13 Error occurred between >>275 and >>277. Please replace poster and try again.

479 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 13:00 [no]

BEEP

499 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 11:56 [no]

634 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4573 04:53

ATTENTION: This THREAD is approaching 1000. Hard drive failure imminent.

A)bort, R)etry, C)atch fire?

anonybutt@DQN$

904 Name: ( E-E) : 1993-09-5428 22:32

01010101 ON OFF ON OFF ON OFF ON OFF ON OFF ON OFF ON OFF ON OFF ON OFF ON OFF

804 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5349 01:13

Sawtooth wave noises

480 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 13:00 [no]

c

128 Name: WORLD 1993-09-4421 17:33 [no]

HELLO.

604 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4489 05:07 [no]

...

801 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5349 01:12

Square wave noises

495 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 23:36 [no]

Windows 3.11 for workgoups
Copyright (C) Microsoft Corporation 1985-1992
Disk 1
Initializing setup........

257 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4427 03:51 [no]

The following items were included in this shipment:
---------------------------------------------------------------------
Qty Item Price Shipped Subtotal
---------------------------------------------------------------------
1 How to Think Like a Computer $24.95 1 $24.95
1 Oldboy $8.49 1 $8.49

---------------------------------------------------------------------

           Item Subtotal:  $33.44
Shipping & Handling: $4.98
     Super Saver Discount $-4.98
                   Total:  $33.44

also, >>256GET is KAMI

29 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 13:43 [no]

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776 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5337 18:28

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416 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4451 04:30 [no]

LF
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24 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 12:53 [no]

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447 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4455 21:14 [no]

ln 53c7,8xx.scr fake.c
gcc -D__KERNEL__ -I/usr/src/linux/include -E -DCHIP=810 fake.c | grep -v ^# | perl
script_asm.pl
fake.c:55: unterminated character constant
fake.c:70: unterminated character constant
fake.c:192: unterminated character constant
fake.c:238: unterminated character constant
fake.c:368: unterminated character constant
fake.c:545: unterminated character constant
fake.c:570: unterminated character constant
fake.c:587: unterminated character constant
fake.c:794: unterminated character constant
fake.c:837: unterminated character constant
fake.c:906: unterminated character constant
fake.c:995: unterminated character constant
fake.c:996: unterminated character constant
/bin/sh: perl: command not found
grep: writing output: Broken pipe
grep: writing output: Broken pipe
make[2]: *** [53c8xx_d.h] Error 127
make[2]: Leaving directory `/usr/src/linux/drivers/scsi'
make[1]: *** [driversubdirs] Error 2
make[1]: Leaving directory `/usr/src/linux/drivers'
make: *** [linuxsubdirs] Error 2

487 This post sucks.

707 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4914 18:15

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741 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5322 19:27

816 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5355 20:41

403 FORBIDDEN

ah ah ahhhh
you didn't say the magic word

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209 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 05:52 [no]

Partition Deleted
<Please restart your computer>

a:\>___

527 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4471 23:40 [no]

...

923 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5431 21:37

ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR

780 Name: moot!Ep8pui8Vw2 : 1993-09-5340 02:26

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/@QQ@ Rƒm@/L>@ )@@@ @ @i@ ‚­@@ R Ι @ ^ u @ |Ύ|@@@@ƒ~
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701 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4914 11:29

HEAR ME ROAR

516 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4470 23:06 [no]

...

640 Name: Real Computer : 1993-09-4576 03:06

01001001 01100110 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01110010 01100101 01100001 01101100 01101100 01111001 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01110000 01110101 01110100 01100101 01110010 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110011 01101000 01101111 01110101 01101100 01100100 00100000 01110100 01100001 01101100 01101011 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001

http://nickciske.com/tools/binary.php

544 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4474 12:40 [no]

c

868 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5414 23:44

DEPLOY CARD COOLING
OFFLOAD ALL TRANSFER 1..100%
REINSTALL
RELOAD ALL TRANSFER 1..100%
OK.

613 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4512 03:15 [no]

...

332 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4438 16:49 [no]

i'm in ur computer

sounding ur BEEP

184 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4423 17:58 [no]

c

822 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5356 21:59

204 NO CONTENT

572 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 07:48 [no]

/ignore >>571

194 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4423 20:59 [no]

...

587 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 01:31 [no]

[captobv@dqn]$ _

964 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5563 21:11

PREPARING TO SYNC FOLDER 'TOHOU SONGS' WITH 60GIG I-POD.

...

...

ERROR: NOT ENOUGH SPACE.

836 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5369 21:11

cash advance michigan

470 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4467 20:26 [no]

press F5 to refresh or try again later.

416 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4451 04:30 [no]

LF
LF
LF
LF
LF
LF

833 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5367 03:15

um, beep

199 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 00:52 [no]

‚Κ‚ι‚Ϋexception

989 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5574 01:09

999GET

405 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4450 20:56 [no]

Downloading File: Porno.jpg
______________________________________
*********
______________________________________

still 5 days to go...

906 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5430 08:46

NURUPO

936 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5443 08:13

JAVA IS TAKING 100% OF YOUR CPU CYCLES TO PRODUCE A SIMPLE 3D MODEL. THE COMPUTER MAY NOT RESPOND FOR SEVERAL MINUTES, THIS IS NORMAL. DO NOT TURN OFF THE COMPUTER WHILE THIS IS TAKING PLACE OR SAVED DATA ON DRIVE "c:\" WILL BE ERASED.

13 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 11:19 [no]

and it was like BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP

415 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4451 03:35 [no]

BEEP

599 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4485 05:09 [no]

rename WORLD_DOMINATION.EXE Patriot_Act.pif

855 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 07:32

Disk Boot Error. Mittens not found

570 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 03:53 [no]

HELP ME. I'M TRAPPED INSIDE A SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT COMPANY!

619 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4568 00:20

BEEP

17 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 12:03 [no]

...

765 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5333 21:50

I'm a toaster.

758 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5329 19:32

HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP TODAY?

148 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 23:29 [no]

c

819 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5356 15:09

IT HAS JISSHIN/KASHIN MODEL

794 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5346 18:49

849 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 06:34

Whoever told you to click here is a mean person. Please tell them off.

804 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5349 01:13

Sawtooth wave noises

277 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4428 22:33 [no]

...

624 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 02:34

BEEP

354 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4443 11:48 [no]

BEEP

766 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5334 12:21

...

783 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5342 01:11

CTRL ALT DEL

275 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4428 21:37 [no]

c

904 Name: ( E-E) : 1993-09-5428 22:32

01010101 ON OFF ON OFF ON OFF ON OFF ON OFF ON OFF ON OFF ON OFF ON OFF ON OFF

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