>>3 Your screensaver is producing black balloons! Black Balloons of wasted energy! fear
>>4 farts about 10 times a day, releasing considerable amounts of methane.
>>5 Drowning yourself in your spray-on deodorant is KILLING US ALL.
>>6 Falsely represented the Elitist Superstructure at the UN meeting and opted us all out of Kyoto, then replaced all of our tanasinn based power plants with coal ones!
>>7 had stock in Tanasinn Power, even though it is ridiculously inefficient in comparison to coal.
>>11 sequesters carbon in his attic, but leaves the vent fans running so it all blows back into the air.
>>14 is an irregular burst of cosmic rays that causes heavy cloud formation until the burst ends.
>>17 invented Global Warming, renamed it Global Climate Change to hedge his bets, and then created a company to trade in and profit hugely off carbon credits.
>>18 is furiously trying to discredit the Medieval Warm Period.
>>20 is convinced that humanity is too stupid to be able to adapt to a gradual rise in temperature of about .06C per year.
>>22 wastes precious e-fuel with his pompous and irrelevant HTML formatting.
>>23
Throws away half used children, instead of eating them. thus contributing to global warming
>>23
Throws away half used children, instead of eating them. thus contributing to global warming
>>26 hides his deep crippling guilt for emptying entire cans of Dust-Off by turning them upside down and freezing things.