>>244
Okay, so this is kind of topic, but my 16-year-old sister approached me with the weirdest request. After much blushing and beating around the bush, I asked her to spit it out. I knew she wanted something from me. She reluctantly said, "Well...I want you to...um...do something kind of strange for me." Well, we have a pretty good relationship, so I asked her to go on. "Well, you see, I have some fetishes..." I was surprised, but listened quietly until she finished. "I want you to pour goat's milk down my ass, wrap your dick in sandpaper, and fuck me hard."
I was speechless, and told her I would get back to her with an answer as soon as I consulted my most trusted online establishment (DQN.) What should I do?
>>246
Just tactfully offer her a breath mint.