Anyways, >>67, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to The Elitist Superstructure of DQN a while ago; you know, The Elitist Superstructure of DQN?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the button hanging from the ceiling, and it had "Release Emergency Mittens" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to The Elitist Superstructure of DQN just to release emergency mittens, fool.
They're only emergency mittens, MITTENS for crying out loud.
There're even VIPPERs here. Family of world4ch'ers, all out for some DQN, huh? How fucking nice.
"if you payme enough i will give you access to a private area of VIP QUALITY ;)" God I can't bear to watch. You people, I'll release your emergency mittens if you get out of those threads.
The Elitist Superstructure of DQN should be a bloody place. That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the internet can start a fight at any time, the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Tripfags and VIPPERs should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start posting, and then the bastard beside me goes "you're movin' to your auntie and uncle in bel air."
Who in the world moves to bel air nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to move to bel air?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "bel air"?
Coming from an Elitist Superstructure of DQN veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, "(?) [?] DAMAGE CONTROL [?] (?)".
That's right, "(?) [?] DAMAGE CONTROL [?] (?)." This is the vet's way of posting.
"(?) [?] DAMAGE CONTROL [?] (?)" means more DAMAGE CONTROL than Grandpa. But on the other hand the GET is a tad easier. This is the key.
And then, it's DQN. This is unbeatable.
However, if you post this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the moderators from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>67, should just stick with "ITT we insult the poster above us."