>>355 I went to the Islamic Grammar School for Girls in Chorlton-cum-Hardy.
im drunk off my mind off of some fuking dorm room 1 dollar 15 cent fanta and half a fucling hanbdle of smiroff of vodka but banki is apretty cool characeter, aslong with allo fth the characthers from toughoug i mean a fucking girl thats hot athntthat can remove her head HOW WOWO! i mean thats cool and what about Alice thast can make doolls or rumia that can contrla darkness or marissa that can do mahiic i meka n i can even fin igh the games I fucking suck btu teh lore sand characters ofh the gamne are really cool%%%& I love ///jb/becausie of that you hustys are cringe fometimes but i love yoall i alseo lov ehowu orginall the artowkr for touhou is so so cool im ean im really fruknl buty man I love 4chan im in college but i juist hide and really nowone reall y nknows that i ike this stuff i mean how the fuck dopo i explain this shit, oh yeah i really likle artwrk from this frinkg ing bullent hell shootesrs and this websiut s
HOEVER ill post a pictires that i love of some charachtersfrom touhoi I think my cavorite caharavterfrom touthou is Yachi evnt thoiuisgh this isnt a yachi thread i dont care
Every time I hear porn addicts trying to justify their addiction the message is, “Oh it helps me to relax.” Take the online account of a single dad whose six year old son wanted to share his bed in the night after a scary movie, but the dad would refuse so that he could have his session and edge for hours.
There's actually a male drow whore in game you can have sex with and he gets super excited if you suggest super vanilla sex in the missionary position. He explains that all the women he's with are rough and abusive so to him, so that's boring and normal vanilla sex is kinky.
Actual conversation I had with a Japanese friend about this:
"Maybe I should contact a Buddhist temple somewhere in America and mail it to them."
"Why are you trying to do this the Japanese way? Don't Americans have ways of dealing with these things?"
"No."
"What do you guys do with cursed things then?"
"Idk give them to Goodwill?"
I don't respect anybody that hears about bands through people or publications. If you didn't stumble drunk into their live show or blackout and wake up with a crate of stolen records then you didn't really discover them on your own and can't consider yourself a true fan.
my dog is gassy and sits outside my door and farts and then the fart gas seeps in from under the door and then my room smells like dog farts
LMAO 3RD WORLD OS. I love daddy gates and his chad OS.
IM SO SICK OF THE DALE GRIBBLE OS USERS and their giga brains always making me look dumb.
it's not heterosexual fiction unless the heterosexuality is explicitly declared in the text according to currently accepted terminology and in a way that meets the approval of the entire audience (this includes specifically stating that at least the two people this applies to are both identifying with the gender they were assigned at birth, are on opposite ends of the binary gender "spectrum" and are both explicitly described as neither bi nor pan nor poly nor ace nor aro nor anything else but explicitly heterosexual)
I'm really struck by how incredibly weird these things are to be so "animal-like", especially the bilateral symmetry part. It's like, "Hey, you see this kind of odd-looking flower? Well it's actually a lizard. It evolved away its head, grew chloroplasts in its feet and started secreting nectar from its sex organs to attract pollinators. It does everything a flower does, but it's a lizard." It's THAT kind of weird.
he was my friend and they took him they took my friend and he was a good friend
I will award Zelensky most foolish person in the world. where is all that weapons go?
monke: go boom
Clonepa or Superman?
>>432
Since zombies are pretty susceptible to fire, the Necromancer will use the underhanded tactic of bringing the Pyromancer’s dead wife back to face him. Overwhelmed by emotion, the Pyromancer will let his guard down and Necro will stab him in the neck with a pen.
>>434
Cute girl vs the entire incels subreddit
>>434
Do you have any idea how over the top 40k is? The Eldar can summon a physical manifestation of their war god, see thousands of years into the future, have technology so insane the "advanced" Protoss would think it's magic and, despite being a dying race, still massively outnumber the Protoss simply due to the scale of 40k.
This isn't even a fight, it's fly swatting.
>>436
A Titanfall pilot (along with his titan) vs the Team Fortress 2 crew
>>435
The TF2 team have a huge advantage in numbers, versatility, and tactics available to them. None of the titans really have anything up their sleeve that's devastating enough to wipe out the whole team before getting pincered, ambushed, or overwhelmed by numbers.
>>437
Generic mid-level D&D adventuring party (fighter, rogue, cleric, magic user) vs a xenomorph.
>>438
By kea I suppose you mean Manu Kea. Given that this volcano has been dormant for most of human history I doubt it would pose a threat to Russell Crow. Although there’s no way Crow could actually destroy it. This would be a long drawn out contest to see who dies first and I’m afraid Russel Crow can’t out live a mountain.
>>440
Hunter Biden vs a CIA agent armed with a plastic bag sent to silence him
>>439
By the power of crack cocaine, he is gonna banepost in real life and reveal that the he was, in fact, the Big Guy (for you) all along. The spook ends up garroted, not by his flimsy petrochemical weapon of choice, but by Hunter's massive loli-raeping wiener.
>>441
The laziest person you ever met vs. the fattest person you ever met
Cute girl warmly inviting you into her cute new thread.
Previously:
https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1572610984/
Cute girl who is secretly Kuz
Cute girl who secretly has AIDS
Cute neko girl secretly infecting Kuz with AIDS
user4-ch - # sudo make install “cute girl”
Working….
Root - $ The following packages are available:
cute-girl_4.0.5
gen/cute-girl
cute-girl_axe_5.0.7
cute-girl_firearms
nuclear_cute-girl
cute-magical-girl_0.2.0_(beta)
cute-nigger-girl_5.0
cute-nigger-girl_racist_execution_event
cute-girl/hair_extensions
cute-girl/extensions/neko_extensions
cute-girl/loli-additions/
Cute girl going for a nice relaxing walk through the valley of the shadow of death.
Cute girl who self-identifies as a descriptor etymologically linked to the Latin word for "black" which some people consider to be offensive.
Cute girl affiliated with the Elitist Superstructure
Cute proletarian girl sucking the poison out of Karl Marx’s schlong which was infected with deadly snake venom by agents of the elitist superstructure
In love with another man
I have been married almost eight years and have a son. I do not know whether I am making a mistake.
I have been in love with someone for more than two years. He is eight years younger than me. Our relationship is getting stronger and I'm worried.
My husband does not suspect anything. If I divorce him, he might kill himself.
I love my friend because we are very similar and we can discuss things well.
I cannot communicate with my husband or discuss anything with him, especially sex.
Problematic
I'LL have/discuss sex with you if you like?
I think autists are entirely justified in hating white british people.
I'm a white brit and I don't hate anyone.
Except that kid who stole my yugioh cards. Bastard.
They don't email pooping videos to each other like they used to.
Looking at a Stasi graphic on identifying "negativ-dekadenter" youth subcultures and it has the exact same aesthetics as a fanzine from the same time
Lost: TUPAC.html
There are at least three profound ironies in choosing "The Creation of Adam" for an AI protest logo.
I wonder if anyone in Renaissance Italy protested against enslaved teenage boys in workshops churning out paintings onto which the old masters signed their names.
DJ Smallpenis is in the club trying not to let it get to him.
Lately I've been getting into badcore (music that is bad).
Badcore is just poseur shitcore.
anfauglith
orgasmolepsy
4-ch, no google not 4chan, im specifically referring to 4-ch
"volume ill"
homer simpson being force fed donuts
squib
wolves of god
do vaccines cause autism in dogs
konata big honkers
the boy film
>>66 is an attractive woman who lives in an urban area
An internet troll farm
>>67 is in the early stages of congestive heart failure due to bulking up on steroids some thirty years ago.
An envenomed bodkin
>>68 is a sign who has lost the ability to have normal conversations due to reading to many fantasy novels.
My hands
>>70 is on the run from the UPRPRC.
An absurd number of throwing daggers.
>>71
Works for cold steel
A plastic freezer bag filled with diarrhea
>>72 is a chump who fell for Great Uncle Pawdabber's Pretend Bolognese Showdown.
Tentacles.
Police say while there is no official cause of death yet, it appears he did eat the infamously scorching chip earlier in the day
His pants start to fall down as he continues his merciless assault.
(n) (hist) (See 小正月, 祝い棒) traditional Koshōgatsu ceremony where the newly-wed wife is hit on the rump with a sacred wooden pole to ensure her fertility
Sketchbook: Full Color's
Neopronouns look fucking dumb. I choose to unsubtly pepper my screeds with palæopronouns like ȝe and 伊. It'll put hair on yer crotch!
Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-Colo.) was escorted out of a Denver theater in the middle of a performance of the musical “Beetlejuice” Sunday night for allegedly “causing a disturbanc
ダチとうちらアベムジカ好きそうって話が出来てよかった
Translated from Japanese by Google
I'm glad I was able to talk to my nigga about how we both like Abe Musica.
LA 63 - El Paso Occupato, Torino (Italy), 11th November 1993
MEMBERS: William Bennett, Philip Best, Peter Sotos
TRACKLISTING: Dictator, My Cock's On Fire, I'm Comin' Up Your Ass, The Second Coming, Asking For It, Movement 1994, Twice Is Not Enough, Death Penalty
NOTES: huge audience of about 400 crammed in, there is no support group - at venue William Bennett gets bitten by large dog before concert and must go to hospital but is back in time for the performance subsequently during which there is a massive electrical blackout with ensuing utter chaos as the band are trapped on stage in the pitch darkness, there is no subsequent resumption and eventually Whitehouse manage to get away
