Previously:
#1 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11a https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11b https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#11c https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367731900/
#12 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/
At the tail end of the pandemic, I had nothing going on so I started spanking the monkey a lot. It became some kind of an obsession for me. Just doing it casually lost its luster after a few months and I needed more. After experimenting with different types of videos, I realized that it wasn't the visuals that were weak: it was me. I started using grippers to increase my forearm tension so that I could reach higher squeezing forces, then I bought an elliptical bike and even joined a running club to push my stamina. The sessions got longer and more strenuous. I even started working out for upper body strength a little bit to maximize the pump (though at some point I had to tone it down because the slight increase in arm mass seemed to affect my overall performance; could have been a coincidence but I was min-maxing everything I could). Been doing this for a few years and I've actually gotten into very decent shape, to the point where I can notice women looking at me in ways they didn't beforehand. A few times, even, I had a random girl just compliment me out of the blue, and try to start a conversation. That almost got me off track, but I've realized I could use these memories as mental aids, playing these moments on loop in my head as I wrestle my eel. Now it's 2025 and there's a plateau. Might need to start new experiments as I'm getting further and further away from my peak in 2024.
that "plateau" is just your natty limit, try trenbolone
biblical literalist who believes that there is NO metaphor or figurative language in the bible at all, not only are the events described literally true, that the eucharist is literally the body of christ, etc, but that becoming a christian transmogrifies one into a species of ovine, that there is a means tested entrance exam at the gates of heaven that involves being shoved through the eye of a needle, etc etc
Torn between my unyielding Orientalism and respecting what they themselves chose to call themselves when it comes to an east Asian person who's internationally famous under a westernized name order, e.g. Deng Xiaoping, Hideo Kojima, Tenpei Sato, Jin-Young Park
Pity me.
>>116 i wonder what the story behind the people in that thread is. how did they find this website? why do they post on it?
>>131
I've wondered that too. Perhaps the word DQN has some different nuance to them.
It's the time of the year when I've sorted out all the cool music from my soulseek folder and there's nothing worth listening to left in it.
What does DQN mean to you?
Dogs' Quivering Nuts
Last night I stayed with my girlfriend at her parents' house, and I dreamt that I was having sex with someone, and I could push a button and my sexual partner changed through different people, and I flicked through until it was a fat old granny, and I was pumping away then I woke up and realised I'd ejaculated in my girlfriend's parents' guest bed.
One time a guy left a rude comment on my page, so I found his instagram and found a picture of his sister, then I printed it out and jizzed on it, then I took a photo of the jizz and sent it to him
I make TTRPG materials and insert my own fetishes into them.
For years I thought that the Rob Zombie song "Dragula" was about gay sex with a transvestite vampire, it wasn't until I happened to see the music video that I realized it's actually supposed to be about his car, like drag racer.
>WOWIEEEE MY REACTION TO THAT INFORMATION WHEN SAUL GOODMAN POSTS SCAT PORN THUGSHAKER DREAMYBULL BOYKISSER FEMBOY GOONING BNRAN NERD EMOJI BBC ONE PIECE COCK EDIT FURRY RONNIE MCNUTT SPEECHBUBBLE WALTUH HOOD IRONY ZOOPHILE INCREDIBLE GASSY TECHNOBLADE SAYING NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER CHILD PØRN GORE BLACK MAN TWERKING CLITTY DAIPER FETISH BIG FLOPPA GET REAL PETER SCULLY PIZZA TOWER BWC PIPE BOMB SKILL ISSUE SILLY CAT MEME.MOV ON MY MINOR GROOMING SELF HARM SERVER LMAO #GENERAL @EVERYONE HAHAHAHAHA LMAO I'M THE FUNNIEST HUMANOID ALIVE WE'RE LAUGHING AT YOU IN VC
I havae arcane made-up rules for myself about if and when I'm allowed to doublepost in a thread, dependant on the length of time since my previous post, the ratio of my posts to others' posts in the thread, and the quality of the post I want to make.
Sometimes I google translate dqn into japanese and pretend I'm on 2ch
It's possible that I was kidnapped as a baby, then forced into a cult so that I could be sacrificed. It seems it didn't work out, and now the cultists have no idea what to do with me.
I want to fight them all, honestly.
I am scared to death of every single one of my coworkers.
"I'm not gonna use the names of the actual drugs, but one makes you a tweaker, and one makes you a heroin addict." I find that line both unintentionally funny and incredibly horrifying.
Bought myself a nice bottle of wine for Lizzo's birthday. Probably gonna hit the club later to celebrate. Might even cheat on my girl too
Every touhou girl is completely un voice trained and sounds clocky as hell because they don’t have to perform cisness. Marisa sounds like the girl you met on grindr whos trying to tell you about robotripping
his passing is conclusive evidence that people can literally die of cringe
Bro dropped one of the hardest beats ever and dipped to go snort worms 🥶
we should hungarianise english swearing. lets start saying what the cock.
I still have this flashback from when I dated a serious alcoholic for only two weeks.
One of the last nights, he came into my apartment, walked straight to my fridge without even saying anything or taking his shoes off, and huffed from a can of whipped cream he knew I had because I had sent him pictures of some strawberry shortcake I'd made.
Literally nothing can prepare you for dating an alcoholic, I don't care how empathetic or worldly or experienced with alcholics you are. Nothing can fucking prepare you.
In the old days, gay meant merry, cheerful, happy... no wonder that the word became attached to men who have little to do with women.
i wanna be forced to go through a dungeon in really skimpy and embarrassing rogues "armor" that makes me look like a slut and i claim its just for the stat bonuses to my party but they dont believe me. and they ogle me and secretly think about me in degrading sexual contexts when im backstabbing monsters and my tits bounce around ^_^
who doesn’t want pink glittery poop? makes shitting so much cuter
Previously:
#1 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11a https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11b https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#11c https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367731900/
#12 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/
>>33
Yes but it was mostly solid so I was able to go to the bathroom and surreptitiously let it slide into the toilet, no stains
Talking about "dogs with Buddha-nature" is outdated, nowadays we'd use the term Dog-Buddha duality.
Maybe I should get a cat again...
"If a rat told you she was unfortunately sold out, what kanji would she use?"
the wu thing never made sense because in sects that believe in it they believe literally everything has buddha nature, rocks, dogs, even women
>>40
Insects are people, too! Just look at every politician and kike.
The letter "ы". No language can be complete without the letter "ы". It's a honest, primordial sound.
Take an expression of amusement, for example. Japanese would type "wwwww", English speakers would type "lolololol" - but how would it sound IRL, considering how online lingo permeates into a spoken language? How would it feel if your friend exclaimed, "LOLOLOL!" to your funny story? It would feel like a mockery, like a sarcastic judgement. (I have no idea how the Japanese would vocalise "wwww") But "ыыыыыы"? It'd be more honest than the regular laugh.
What a peculiar situation! Who would have guessed that a NEET would be found in such a strange moment.
Oh, well, this is the world that kikes brought up, but I must fight it!
Cute girl who cannot be stopped!
Previously:
https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1572610984/
https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1687865743/
Cute girl who can't read.
Cute goofball girl
Cute goof butt girl.
Cute girl shipping prion infected meat to The Rei's Diner because Shinji fucked up the inventory order.
Cute girl arriving just in time thanks to Punctual Gomez
Cute girl arriving just in time to receive a fist to the face from Punch You All Gomez.
Cute girl arriving to the ball game with Punctual Go Mets!
Cute girl boofing
Goofy girl's cute butt.
>>732 Some of her photos are quite cool~
精神に異常をきたす何をやっても駄目、一生芽も出ない自称俳優が暴れて困ってます。
どなたか、精神病院へ連行の上、強制隔離してください。
ちなみにこのバカ・・・
年齢・今年４１歳、身長１６０ｃｍ台でロンパリ不細工面のハゲ。
高校中退の自衛隊くずれ、未だ正社員としての職歴なしの完全負け組。
ネットワークビジネスと怪しい新興宗教にはまり、
無保険車で人を跳ね飛ばし、多額の借金を抱え、
万年バイトでジリ貧生活を送るあまりに情けない中年男。
趣味は仮面ライダーごっこ。
Elvis-Aska is the most disgraceful in Japan.
He is a real psychotic categorized as a paranoid. and he is continuing playing an actor in delusion.
@mr. Japanese, could you revive Japanese internet culture, please? Japanese textboard influence was a good influence on the anonymous in general. These days anonymous has degraded to a level of a Black twitter memer or an average r*dditor (which is the same but different). I, myself, only remember how to type "YAMEROOOO" when someone rustles my colloquial jimmies, so to speak. The other day, I accidentally stumbled on "KITA" and "YATTA" and wept for at least half-hour. I long for the old days. I miss the old ways.
I apologize for my uninvited interruption.
[إِذَا زُلْ
كاتێك كە زەوی ئەهەژێت و ئەجووڵێت و ئەلەرزێت لەرزینێكی زۆر سەخت كە لە ژێرەوەی ئەهەژێت و ئەجووڵێت و ئەلەرزێت تا هەرچی لەسەرە هەمووی ئەشكێنێت .
アンヌたいいんとアマゾンが結婚！？
エロビスとファンムも結婚したら？
エノレビス应用程序中的服务器错误
2025年7月25日〜29日
某国による人工地震の計画
龍殿支部は全力で回避せよ！
炊き出しだけだときついだろ？
フードパントリーって知ってる？
母子家庭とか老齢困窮写、ひとりでも生活困窮者を救う活動がある！
飢え死にする前にそういうのも活用して生きてくれ！
生活保護は日本人はなかなか支給されないが、
あんたならなんとかなるかもな。
新聞読みました。
【残虐な殺害方法「凌遅処死（りょうちしょし）」で支那人留学生に殺害された日本人女性…日本は支那留学生がいらん！出ていけ！】
支那人留学生による福岡一家４人惨殺事件の実像
2003年6月に起きた福岡一家４人殺害事件の実像は、文字通り惨殺と言われるモノであっただが、その内容はあまりにも凄惨過ぎて報道では完全に伏せられている。
松本さん宅に押し入った支那人留学生グループの内、一人が最初に風呂場で入浴中だった奥さんの千加さんをレイプ。
他の二人が室内を物色中に長男の海君(11才)を見つ けたので、すぐに頚椎を折って殺害。
そして夫が帰宅するまでの間、暇つぶしとしてに奥さんを「拷問」。 その時、カード等の暗証番号を聞きだした。
拷問は支那では『凌遅刑』と呼ばれ「生きたまま苦痛を与えつつ、順番に肉を刃物で切り取ってい く」という陰惨なものである。
特撮ファンならダイヤモンドアイ！
( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.
( ・ω・) I have become gay. Bringer of STDs.
(・∀・) Gotta catch'em all!
( ・ω・) let the AIDS flow thru you young padawan
(・∀・) Father Beady, why is your penis in my mout-
( ・ー・) Now bend over and take your punishment.
The shraiff don't like it. Lock the taskbar.
Awwwwww, Mrs. Puyirna's wearing such a pretty bow
Stop bullying me, gaw!
>>879
I hope you're thinking about nice normal things, and not about kelling yourself.
unong? I mean- urang?
I'm gonna go ketch me some field mice
cute boy who ended up in the captcha machine
I've been looking everywhere for James, but couldn't even find a singular jame.