I'M A COMPUTER (999)

274 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4428 21:32 [no]

ID-10-T Error occurred between keyboard and chair. Please replace user and try again.

385 Name: ☆*：.｡. .｡.：*･゜ﾟ･*tl;dr*：.｡. .｡.：*･゜ﾟ･*☆!TLDRwjAlhI 1993-09-4446 18:30 [no]

BEEP!

828 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5363 14:24

(450) Retransmission error: Someone is playing lasso with the network cables

682 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4711 17:05

And I'm GNU/Linux.

This post copyright (c) 2006 ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃
Permission is granted to copy, distribute and/or modify this post under the terms of the GNU Free Documentation License, Version 1.2 or any later version published by the Free Software Foundation; with no Invariant Sections, no Front-Cover Texts, and no Back-Cover Texts. A copy of the license is included in the section entitled "GNU Free Documentation License". Alternatively, you may download the GNU Free Documentation License at the URL http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html

175 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4423 07:55 [no]

BEEP

458 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4464 11:38 [no]

...

247 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 18:10 [no]

…

896 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5425 17:14

PLEASE PUT MORE SEA PEE ON MEE

496 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 23:36 [no]

...

160 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4422 18:14 [no]

OUT OF MEMORY

577 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 00:22 [no]

Error in >>576 pointing out imperfections of ugly sack of mostly water.

292 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4431 07:32 [no]

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675 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4705 08:30

tanasinn

820 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5356 16:37

100 INVALID WEB 5.0 PROTOCAULIFLOWER

798 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5348 00:39

.....

933 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5436 07:32

If you use ED, you are on THE PATH TO REDEMPTION.

530 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 13:28 [no] 

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270 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4428 13:13 [no]

'...' is not recognized as an internal or external command,
operable program or batch file.

983 Name: ( ˃ o ˂) : 1993-09-5572 22:17

Aug 02 13:40:06 launchd: ioctl(SIOCAIFADDR ipv6): File exists
kern.maxvnode: 3072 -> 2500
Creating RAM Disk for /Volumes
disk2: 1024 sectors in 1 cylinders of 16 tracks, 32 sectors

0.5MB in 1 cyl groups (16 c/g, 4.00MB/g, 128 i/g)

super-block backups (for fsck -b #) at:
32,
Creating RAM Disk for /var/tmp
Warning: 256 sector(s) in last cylinder unallocated
disk3: 256 sectors in 2 cylinders of 16 tracks, 32 sectors

0.1MB in 1 cyl groups (16 c/g, 4.00MB/g, 32 i/g)

super-block backups (for fsck -b #) at:
32,
Creating RAM Disk for /var/run
Warning: 256 sector(s) in last cylinder unallocated
disk4: 256 sectors in 2 cylinders of 16 tracks, 32 sectors

0.1MB in 1 cyl groups (16 c/g, 4.00MB/g, 32 i/g)

super-block backups (for fsck -b #) at:
32,
Aug 02 13:40:10 localhost lookupd[38]: Can't load /System/Library/PrivateFrameworks/NetInfo.framework/Resources/lookupd/Agents/DS.bundle/DS

989 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5574 01:09

999GET

356 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4443 15:02 [no]

This post has been brought to you by the letters B, E and P and the numbers 0 and 1.

328 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4438 10:48 [no]

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41 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 16:02 [no]

I'm >>1's PC.
It's impudence, But I think myself that I'm high-spec machine.
But It's the dawn of the my misfortune when guy bought me.
PC can't select master.
I hoped that I would buy by girl.
But, when I was bought by guy, It prepare me for to became machine for masturbation.
I thought it's PC'role, so I fill the role of machine.
However, he isn't normal !
As soon as guy started up me who was just bought, he erase software that is pre-installed and he installed many erotic game (that is only pedophiliac or rape) that he bought with me.
Besides, after he had finished to set up for internet, he began net-surfing in sight of animation.
And as soon as he blew smelly breath in picture of animation that is displayed in my monitor, he cried "I am rutted by Sakura !" and relaxed.
After that, he touched my keybord and mouse with hand that smelled cuttlefish, so I became machine smelled perfectly.(tear)

372 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4446 03:23 [no]

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172 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4423 07:32 [no]

The Samba 'panic action' script, /usr/share/samba/panic-action,
was called for pid 2196 ().

This means there was a problem with the program, such as a segfault.
However, the executable could not be found for process 2196.
It may have died unexpectedly, or you may not have permission to
debug the process.

750 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5326 00:03

...

144 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 21:24 [no]

...

418 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4451 09:57 [no]

<computer say#@>:- doo wa doowa dubidu du

<#@>:- good song

<computer say#@>:- i am sinatra

<#@>:- sure, and I the queen of England

<computer say#@>:- ...

124 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 16:31 [no]

…

874 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5416 19:20

I'm a computer
Stop all the downloadin', fool
Porkchop sandwiches.

389 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4447 00:19 [no]

>>387
ELIZA: We were discussing you -- not me.

492 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 17:35 [no]

root@ricefag (~) # emerge -p world | wc
2054
root@ricefag (~) # _

183 Name: - 1993-09-4423 17:07 [no]

memory error memory erro memory err memory er memory e memory memor memo mem me m

976 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5571 22:52

ERROR OF A "NULL POINTER EXCEPTION" WAS FOUND, REBOOTING

646 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 19:50

legion

662 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4689 13:40

　C=======================================3

558 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 13:59 [no]

…

656 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4613 13:12

…

922 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5431 15:16

>>921
PEDOBEAR'S WALLPAPER ^^

285 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4430 14:16 [no]

BEEP

182 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4423 14:59 [no]

BEEP

946 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5505 00:34

THE PAGE YOU WERE LOOKING FOR WAS FOUND.
DO YOU WANT TO TRY AGAIN? Y/N

937 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5450 03:25

Sorry, You did not type the right letters in the captcha.
Would you like me to kill you? Y/N

309 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4434 11:35 [no]

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379 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4446 13:18 [no]

…

44 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 17:41 [no]

♫ I love my computer
You're always in the mood

 I get so turned on
  When I turn on you ♫

466 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4466 21:23 [no]

Connection has limited or no connectivity.

Recieved: 0 Sent: 142

[Repair]

834 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5367 12:34

An eep!

402 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4450 16:00 [no]

Deleting partition...

405 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4450 20:56 [no]

Downloading File: Porno.jpg
______________________________________
*********
______________________________________

still 5 days to go...

160 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4422 18:14 [no]

OUT OF MEMORY

408 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4451 03:33 [no]

…

833 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5367 03:15

um, beep

991 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5574 13:16

Hi, I'm a Mac. I can't do concurrent processing correctly, so here's a spinning beach ball instead.

542 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 22:55 [no]

INTERNAL DRIVE SKIDDING; REMOVE BANANA FROM df0:

173 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4423 07:38 [no]

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378 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4446 13:18 [no]

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799 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5348 01:04

BLURP

213 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 12:18 [no]

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302 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4432 09:31 [no]

parse error at post 302.

229 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 02:17 [no]

DOES NOT COMPUTE

720 Name: 1985-1988 Nissan Maxima : 1993-09-5177 00:51

Fuel Level Is Low
Lights Are On
Left Front Door Is Open
P0141 Fuel trim error VG30E

639 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4574 12:42

…

675 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4705 08:30

tanasinn

680 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4711 08:51

Hi I'm a Mac

760 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5329 22:17

Everything is on youtube

503 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 17:50 [no]

.......

974 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5571 16:03

The bandwidth or page view limit for this site has been exceeded and the page cannot be viewed at this time. Once the site is below the limit, it will once again begin serving as normal.

934 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5442 18:56

oh god help me my java's malfunctioning

666 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4689 14:11

Where do you want to go today?

136 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 19:47 [no]

A CHILD HAS BEEN STOPPED

875 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5418 06:26

....KENEDDY

227 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 01:29 [no]

...

818 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5356 09:36

TRON IS NOT UNIX.

96 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4420 15:53 [no]

...

812 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5352 17:34

404 File not found

194 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4423 20:59 [no]

...

712 Name: MATERIALIZE : 1993-09-4919 17:46

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187 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4423 19:25 [no]

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491 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 15:32 [no]

〜〜〜 WECLOME 2 LUNIX ●●● OPTIMIZED GENTOO (stage 1) 〜〜〜

login: root
passwd:

root@ricebox (〜) # _

539 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 19:45 [no]

>>538 AT LAST THIS THREAD IS ACTUALLY EXCITING

394 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4447 16:29 [no]

…

996 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5575 02:28

>>995
is everything made in mexico now?

463 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4466 02:00 [no]

Unable to connect to server.

1 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 08:10 [no]

STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN'

535 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 15:58 [no]

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89 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4420 08:43 [no]

...

360 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4444 22:55 [no]

<Press any key to continue>

547 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4474 20:01 [no]

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627 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 16:02

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885 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5420 00:46

...

756 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5329 03:25

PRINT 75.3
OH SHI

91 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4420 11:20 [no]

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495 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 23:36 [no] 

Windows 3.11 for workgoups
Copyright (C) Microsoft Corporation 1985-1992
Disk 1
Initializing setup........

946 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5505 00:34

THE PAGE YOU WERE LOOKING FOR WAS FOUND.
DO YOU WANT TO TRY AGAIN? Y/N

930 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5434 00:56

>>929
huh???

192 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4423 20:27 [no]

Invalid VxD dynamic link call

535 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 15:58 [no]

●●●

906 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5430 08:46

NURUPO

522 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4471 15:33 [no]

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