I'M A COMPUTER (999)

975 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5571 17:36

@@@@@@^/
@@@@^άάή;@creak~
@@@/ΏΙS€€€.;@@@the word under the street is
@@ /@l |€^ƒŽ^,||Q nurupo!
@@/^.|.~!V:VR^@
@@"PPP"Ύ

252 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 21:09 [no]

BIIIIIP

234 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 11:01 [no]

c

782 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5341 11:23

pc load letter

155 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4422 11:26 [no]

c

768 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5335 01:55

Smells a lot of Fear Before the March of Flames.

903 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5428 17:17

I AM A JAPANESE COMPUTER

Please, update me to Windows Vista, I'm tired of having Windows 98 on me still.

230 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 03:02 [no]

What are you doing, Dave?

954 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5562 17:04

GZDoom Very Fatal Error

518 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4471 11:49 [no]

.@@@@.@@@@.

383 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4446 15:32 [no]

c

905 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5430 01:45

I am a computer keyboard. I am so tired of being typed on by a fat ass geek that eats too many Cheetos and never washes his hands.

418 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4451 09:57 [no]

<computer say#@>:- doo wa doowa dubidu du

<#@>:- good song

<computer say#@>:- i am sinatra

<#@>:- sure, and I the queen of England

<computer say#@>:- ...

556 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 08:06 [no]

Volume df0: has a read/write error.

288 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4430 19:32 [no]

c

297 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4431 22:02 [no]

BEEP

533 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 11:41 [no]

BEEP BEEP PLEASE INSERT COCK TO FLOPPY DRIVE

753 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5327 14:42

YUKI.N>

427 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4452 18:55 [no]

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL has killed this thread. finally

231 Name: - 1993-09-4425 03:56 [no]

Stop, Dave. I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going...

899 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5426 09:22

BEEP

828 Name: ( ˃ ƒŽ˂) : 1993-09-5363 14:24

(450) Retransmission error: Someone is playing lasso with the network cables

310 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4435 14:01 [no]

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

615 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 03:53 [no]

BEEP

478 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 13:00 [no]

c

877 Name: Durandal!!iUIb/DSJ : 1993-09-5419 06:29

>>872
I can't fucking believe I'm saying this. BeOS.

618 Name: Captain Oblivious 1993-09-4524 05:45 [no]

...

335 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4438 21:25 [no]

~dqn@4-ch$ ls -laF

582 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 13:30 [no]

BEEP

262 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4427 20:20 [no]

c

266 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4427 21:00 [no]

Keyboard error!
Press F1 ro continue.

785 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5343 02:28

panda.exe

355 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4443 13:41 [no]

computer say#@:- kill humans

501 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 14:14 [no]

...............................
...............................
...............................
...............................
...............................
...............................OK!
Please insert Disk 153879 then press ENTER...

186 Name: GA Subroutine 1993-09-4423 19:23 [no]

>>185
GA

840 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5378 23:56

҉

278 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4429 00:06 [no]

A55-H0-13 Error occurred between >>275 and >>277. Please replace poster and try again.

100 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4420 18:29 [no]

100 GOTO >>200

235 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 11:01 [no]

(Also stop trying to be cool and special and creative in this thread. This thread is all about "c" and "BEEP".)

BEEP

695 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4912 03:21

...

198 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 00:24 [no]

...

653 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4612 13:02

BEEP

BOOP

BOOB

(LEƒΦE)‚Β(E(EKneading boobs

95 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4420 14:45 [no]

BEEEeeeEEEP

46 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 17:46 [no]

c

117 Name: - 1993-09-4421 04:23 [no]

DOTS NOT COMPUTE

721 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5177 09:06

STOP BUGGIN'

800 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5348 13:46

800BEEP

728 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5245 12:50

BOOP

527 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4471 23:40 [no]

...

865 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5414 22:18

Download your file without security questions. Have Fun!

770 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5335 18:11

BEEP

970 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5571 04:27

BOOP

449 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4457 12:34 [no]

c

254 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4426 02:11 [no]

...

139 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 20:26 [no]

...

952 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5515 00:10

CP was here, Granny Smith is a fag.

798 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5348 00:39

.....

577 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 00:22 [no]

Error in >>576 pointing out imperfections of ugly sack of mostly water.

553 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 01:49 [no]

Null Pointer Exception.

764 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5333 21:30

--- Cannot join #cult (you just lost the game).

394 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4447 16:29 [no]

c

965 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5563 21:18

ATTENTION
This room is fulfilled mit special electronische equippment. Fingergrabbing and pressing the cnoeppkes from the computers is allowed for die experts only! So all the glefthandersh stay away and do not disturben the brainstorming von here working intelligencies. Otherwise you will be out thrown and kicked anderswhere!

Also: please keep still and only watchen astaunished the blinkenlights.

938 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5471 01:36

Did you stop the downloading yet?

I told you to!

336 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4438 22:22 [no]

...

409 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4451 03:34 [no]

c

565 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 20:31 [no]

Please insert the disk labelled "Windows XP Professional CD-ROM" into Drive A:
Press ENTER when ready.

http://nolte-net.de/en/article/windowsxp-problem.html
http://nolte-net.de/images/witze/cartoons/microsoft/ori_windowsxp-problem.jpg

335 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4438 21:25 [no]

~dqn@4-ch$ ls -laF

126 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 17:10 [no]

HELLO WORLD

350 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4442 18:03 [no]

Critical Error: Too porn

410 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4451 03:34 [no]

c

451 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 13:21 [no]

c

896 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5425 17:14

PLEASE PUT MORE SEA PEE ON MEE

771 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5336 00:11

error 404...BEEP BOOP

125 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 16:50 [no]

...

109 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4420 20:14 [no]

LOAD "*",8,1

650 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4612 00:36

http://%42%45%45%50/

834 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5367 12:34

An eep!

362 Name: BEEP 1993-09-4445 13:56 [no]

I just found an actual real computer that goes:

c
c
BEEP

Even when nobody's using it! Unfortunately, it's in the same room that work in, and it's drivin' me nuts, arrrrr.

30 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 13:45 [no]

c

553 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 01:49 [no]

Null Pointer Exception.

834 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5367 12:34

An eep!

999 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5575 04:01

>>999GET

133 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 19:16 [no]

c

761 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5331 05:33

b'BA@?>=<;:987654321r`oo,llH('&%
ed"c~w|{z9'Z%utsrqponmlkjihgfedc
ba`_^]\[ZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDC
BA@#>~~;|z8xwvuts10/.nm+*)i'&%fd
"ba`_^]yxwvXWsrqSonmPNjLKJIHGcba
`BA]\[=YXW:8T654321MLKJ,+GFE'CBA
$">~}|{zy7654ts10/o-,+lj(hgfedc!
~}|^]yxwYutsVTpRQPONMihgfHGcbaC_
^]@>Z<;:987SRQP21MLK-IHG*(D&%$#"
!=<;:zy765u321r/.-,+*)iX&%$dS!~}
|{zy\wvutsUDConmlkjihgfedcFa`B1@
/[ZYXWVUTSRQPONM0K-zHGFEDCBA@?>=
<;{j87x543sb0/.-,+*)('&%$#"!b`O{
zyxZIutsrqSBQ@lkjihgIIdcba`B1j

865 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5414 22:18

Download your file without security questions. Have Fun!

373 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4446 05:02 [no]

bleep

630 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 14:31

c

391 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4447 13:27 [no]

>>390
ELIZA: Please go on.

655 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4613 08:56

>>654 pr0n too? :-(

Grrrrrrrr BIP

677 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4706 13:47

01000010010001010100010101010000

61 Name: bhb.NJHtRg!273AcrZimE 1993-09-4419 21:50 [no]

dir

213 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 12:18 [no]

c

977 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5572 00:42

@@‚Φ-Ν
@ Π*L°MΠ i am antivirus kitten do you have a virus nya~
`(,_‚•‚•Ι

356 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4443 15:02 [no]

This post has been brought to you by the letters B, E and P and the numbers 0 and 1.

118 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 06:29 [no]

c

978 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5572 06:48

YOU ARE RUNNING OUT OF HARD DRIVE SPACE, PLEASE DELETE SOME SHIT

270 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4428 13:13 [no]

'...' is not recognized as an internal or external command,
operable program or batch file.

489 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 15:28 [no] 

 The highlighted entry will be booted automatically in 5 seconds.

620 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4568 02:31

stop

984 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5572 23:14

Your laptop is frozen. Enjoy unscrewing the battery compartment.

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