(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ You know, the hardest part of being an intellectual in today's climate is that nobody pays attention to my idiotic suggestions.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Schools should avoid doing anything that might damage a child's precious self esteem. That way, when they finally make it to the real world, they'll be totally unable to cope with finding out just how unimportant they really are.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ We should downplay or even disparage success. After all, successful people might start to feel superior to losers, and that wouldn't be nice.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Bah, all government should be a meritocracy. Losers can feel terrible for all I care.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Myself, I subscribe to ∴∵∴∵∴ism. To find out more about my deeply held personal beliefs, please read this ∴∵∴∵∴ authored by a ∴∵∴man I don't personally know, but that caters to my own prejudices, fears, and sense of righteous indignation.

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(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Sure. But beware! Those stairs lead....

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ ...TO THE DQN ZONE.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Perhaps if we convince the unwashed masses that the earth warming up would, against all historical evidence to the contrary, be a bad thing, they will cease driving those horrible minivans and SUVs so much, and I'll be able to see more than one car ahead of me while driving.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Maybe we should blame CO2, which is normally harmless, and beneficial to plant growth.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Speaking of plants, there's this forest we've gotta cut down. We need to clear space for a stretch of highway so I can drive my H3 across, alone, to get a hamburger. We'll cut down this other forest later to make room for free-range cattle grazing land and more fast food restaurants. What's methane, anyway?

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ People don't understand what's good for them. They should be ruled by a small, self-selected group of intellectuals such as myself, as only the Intelligentsia have the brains to rule this world.

(″･ิ･ิ)っ-̾ Also, let _us eat cake too. Could you also bring some tea?

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Well, this didn't go as planned. I'll decide whom to blame later.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I am the Architect. I created the matrix. I've been waiting for you. You have many questions, and although the process has altered your consciousness, you remain irrevocably human. Ergo, some of my answers you will understand, and some of them you will not. Concordantly, while your first question may be the most pertinent, you may or may not realize it is also irrelevant.
Your life is the sum of a remainder of an unbalanced equation inherent to the programming of the matrix. You are the eventuality of an anomaly, which despite my sincerest efforts I have been unable to eliminate from what is otherwise a harmony of mathematical precision. While it remains a burden to sedulously avoid it, it is not unexpected, and thus not beyond a measure of control. Which has led you, inexorably, here......

>>15 Mr. Serling, you've forgotten to take your medication again. What did we tell you about that?

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Well, you've forgotten my cake.

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(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ All out? The whole world is running out, lady. Let me tell you, what humanity lacks, humanity carves from the stone of the uncertain future with its own hands. This is the way of the world.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Men can never be free, because they're weak, corrupt, worthless... and restless. The people believe in authority. They've grown tired of waiting for miracle or mystery. Science is their religion - no greater explanation exists for them! They must never believe any differently if my vast, international, global warming conspiracy project is to go forward. I should be able to see over the car in front of me without a booster seat, dammit!

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ And I still want cake.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ nullpo

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Ceci n'est pas un nullpo.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Thechnically, exception is féminin, and therefore so is nullpo. It means that you were supposed to say "Ceci n'est pas une nullpo", mon ami.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Technically, 'thechnically' is not a word, ma cher.

<丶｀∀´>っ-̾̾ 이것은 널 포인터 예외 nida.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Non. nullpo = null pointer. And "un pointer" is masculine. I'm revoking your French status.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Well.... Technically,

They aren't ASCII, so I wouldn't call 'em asciimated.
But good effort! I like the one with the violence in it.

(″･ิ･ิ)っ-̾ Well, the gender comes from the word "_exception", not from "pointeur". You could say it's "une exception due à un pointeur nul".
I'm demoting you to Canadian.

<丶｀∀´>っ-̾̾ Why you choppari argue over inferior language nida? Hangul far superior nida!

<丶｀∀´>っ-̾̾ Anyway, who want have discuss of Songun and Juche politics nida?

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾
I like to think myself above petty politics.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Nyet! "Le pointeur NULL est le pointeur vide." le. LE!

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ This appears to be a translation which bears much unnecessary complexity, as it introduces a verb which wasn't in the original―"Null pointer exception"―while this verb is not required for an accurate translation. But you are not addressing the core of my explanation, which is that the gender of the expression doesn't come from the word "pointeur" but from the word "exception", the "pointeur vide" being only a complement. The very nature of the NULLPO is the exception, not the pointer which raised it. You need to become a stronger grammarian.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I know I'm right about everything, but when I'm feeling conflicted, talk radio helps to reinforce my fragile belief system with anger and outrage against my fellow man.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Babel Fish tells me null pointer exception translates as "exception d'indicateur nul" in French. Therefore, I am fluent in French, as well as every language it is capable of crudely translating for me.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I never sold out, I only joined the establishment so I could destroy it from within. After I get my 401K.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Babel Fish tells me that "your mom has a null pointer exception in the C language" translates as "votre mère a une exception d'indicateur nul dans le langage C". And as your mom is a man, nullpo is therefore masculine. CQFD.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ- Sitting around the coffee shop and forcing people to listen to my views on the cause of the rising price of mittens would be so much easier if the lady at the counter ever served anything.

<丶｀Д´>っ-̾̾ HOW DARE YOU DISMISS GLORIOUS POLICIES OF THE DEAR LEADER NIDA!!!!!! WITHOUT THEM LIFE IS INCOMPLETE!!!! I DEMAND APOLOJUICE AND REPARATION NIDA!!!!!

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(″･?_･?)っ Greetings, my young friend. Most of us scholars have relocated to /science/, a more fertile hunting ground for the never-ending pursuit of knowledge and truth.

(″･?_･?)っ http://4-ch.net/science/kareha.pl/1183316577/161-162 I dare say that this particular exchange is the heart, the soul, the very essence of enlightened debate.

(″･?_･?)っ Great Scott! I have discovered that the world wide web browser known as "Safari" causes a ninety-degree clockwise rotation of the eyebrows, as well as considerable enlargement and deformation of them. I must write a treatise on this immediately.

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(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Well, I'll attempt to bake a cake then, since nobody cares about my needs.

>>45 please do so without inadvertantly damaging the metayphysical realm of discourse of this thread. Baking soda and html do not mix well, unfortunately, especially in the vast miasma of interconnected computing/storage devices aka the internet.