Lebanon fires
I don't even eat fries.
>>6 made everyone in the world believe that a low-fat diet would actually work.
>>8 hasn't realized that a well designed diet shouldn't require a commitment to maintain.
>>12
Ate all the bamboo, forcing humankind to eat fast food. Way to go, Panda.
>>13
lives the good life on account of his massive shareholding power in McDonalds.
>>14
Started a campaign to convince everybody that no-calorie artificial sweeteners cause cancer.
>>15 Ended collective farming in China, speeding up food production and making obesity
>>16 dumped megatons of CO2 into the atmosphere, encouraging crop growth and lowering food prices so that people with weak wills could buy even more Doritos.
>>18 Is responsible for keeping up the AIDS deaths is Africa, lowering demand on the global food market.
>>19 is in charge of destroying local farmers' markets and replacing them with fast food chains.
>>20 Isn't just responsible for worldwide obesity but world hunger as well.
>>21 Is also responsible for both, because HE EATS ALL THE FUCKING FOOD.
>>22 That maybe true but who said it was a one man job, your involved in it too.
>>0 - >>23 Are responsible for the failing economy of america, forcing the lower class into lower wages.
How does this fit into obesity?
well the majority of america is considered lower class, their wages bearly passing 7 dollars per hour. When you make that much, most of your money just goes to rent. what's left (after utilities and transportation) isn't much.
thank god for the mc donalds dollar menu... oh wait, there's the obesity.
fuckers.
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>>25 Made sumo wrestling so glamorous that millions of men got fat to compete in the sumo wrestling league.
>>27 Raised the tobacco tax, and made an appetite supressant less affordable in the process.
>>30 is Krispy Kreme's main source of funds merely through his daily purchases.
>>31 Invented growth hormones that make cattle grow faster and produce more milk, lowering the cost of that food.
Too bad the cow doesn't use all those hormones, and it causes the beef eaters and milk drinkers to grow fat as well.
>>33 Made BBW porn so profitable that many women got fatter just to be well-paid porn stars.
>>34 purchase BBW porn and makes that form of entertainment profitable.
>>35 lobbied the government to take growth hormone warnings off milk cartons and forbid those who don't use such hormones from advertising that.
>>36 Made people associate thin men with gay men, causing heterosexuals to fatten up just to avoid being confused with gay men.
>>38 exported McDonalds to France thereby making the beautiful, skinny frenchmen and women fat and unattractive.
>>39 Creates eating contests which award great prizes to the people who eat the most food in the shortest amount of time.
>>40 Keeps cocaine illegal, which eliminates a metabolism accelerator too expensive for the majority of people.
>>43 founded the world's biggest anti-anorexia and anti-bulimia organizations.
>>44 invented the hot wing and blue cheese dressing in the same day. A week before that, >>44 invented pizza. A week after inventing the hot wing and blue cheese dressing, >>44 invented the first home video game, so that we didn't even have to stand to play games. I would not be as fat as I am if >>44 had never lived.
>>46 pours sugar and bacon grease onto our food when we're not looking.